Can I Gain My Freedom as a ONE-ARMED GLADIATOR In The Arena

[@NotSimo]

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[@Zanemob]

No sells here I'd imagine. Everyone is tired of generic Chinese shovelware slop. The ads are so bad for that "game" that nobody would just for that... Like Raid and every other sketchy KZbin sponsor its a waste of everyone's time but the creators.

[@saeed31419]

Gladiator 2 comes out: I sleep New Simo gladiator game video comes out: REAL SHIT

[@Baki_B]

The man who sold his family to become a mercenary

[@crazyanimeguycag8953]

One armed mercenary is such a vibe - Berserkin time

[@canatack9596]

You could say… he was the Man Who Erased His Name..

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

​@@canatack9596 nah, nah, that didn't work tbf

[@Erik-c1t]

oh yeah he also sold the world

[@TheRealPapaThanos]

THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Azizullah95th]

Too few chances for gambling. Too few hands. Simo be stressing with this one.

[@samdis1890]

The thing i love about simo is that he never runs out of ideas

[@denisalmeida1221]

4:38 "c'mon man, the dude has one arm of course you'll win don't worry about it" the slave trader probably said

[@Franz0818]

20:10 The classic War Veteran treatment.

[@nonbisco]

When I said I wanted more kenshi content I didn't mean this. I mean this works but still.

[@nonbisco]

Bro I look away for one moment and Simo went off to war??

[@jakeking974]

7:59 YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME HAS THE MEMORY GONE? ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

[@Matt-md5yt]

the one armed bandit build

[@Saltier]

With the insanely rigged bribery chances, I'd agree. The house always wins.

[@SgtSwampDonkey]

addicted to anything you do on this game simo

[@Valkbg]

Simo that is called a chakram. Im not sure if its exactly a chakram that is used by Xena but still its similiar

[@NotSimo]

Yessssssss!

[@rodrikforrester6989]

As the Criminal Scum, it's always worth it to mess with the bribe amount and assess repeatedly to find the lowest possible amount with 0% critical fail chance. Making money as that background is very easy thanks to the bet payouts, so don't be stingy.

[@Revilo4742]

is this a berserk reference ?!?! 🤯 🤯

[@NotSimo]

GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!

[@fableshearth2457]

Simo back at it with my favorite content to see him play

[@M01st_Nu6g3t]

I don't know what it is about games and low percentages but when you want to get an item with a low drop rate you'll never get it, but when a failure rate is low it always happens.

[@ericnyman6023]

Many cultures actually do cut off your arm or hand if caught stealing so I love your knowledge in backstories

[@NotSimo]

I'm aware! It's actually part of my ancestors' culture

[@sarchlalaith8836]

19:53 that's a Dacian Falx, I'm pretty sure. A one handed Greek version with a sharp end is a sika.

[@Gamereal6286]

That moment when you wanted some favour from the patrons but they troll you repeatedly and throw *critically disappointed* in your face. But honestly, thats bull how many times this happened, have you broken a mirror currently? Otherwise I have no idea how this could work. Anyways, even with a guy who forgot his arm at work this was quite impressive. Rest in Peace Callaex, defeated not by people, but by Lady Luck. 😔 Lets see what the next poor sod who gets thrown into the arena does. ☺️ (I heard the meat innuendo Simo, sorry but you will never beat the allegations like this, take care)

[@khoin1992nguyen]

This broke Simo's camel back

[@PurrincessDiana]

He is the definition of, its just a flesh wound. Next we need just torso update and he will be complete

[@philcolin3402]

MY GLORIOUS KING RETURNS!!!

[@Verrellaw11]

Me: About to sleep Simo: Uploads a video Me: 🫥

[@sahilrahman5066]

16:40 dude did ya really forget you can exchange fame for money??

[@ChargeQM]

Simo went from a gladiator to a mad-iator

[@NotSimo]

Lost 30% of my hair making this video

[@CurtBOECORP.]

Always happy to see a Simo vid come out 🫡

[@1polvomagico]

The "old show" is called Xena the warrior princess and his throwing weapon was a chakram

[@draketurtle4169]

“I may have one arm, but it’s all I need to beat meat” 12:30

[@fluffythecat8280]

"Thirteeeeenth!!! ah moment in the end there...

[@Gambl3r2]

28:00 is bro crying, tweaking or laughing 😭😭😭

[@jxfb3370]

Love the Witcher background music 😂😂

[@hawkeye1756]

simo play gladius and my life is yours 🗣🗣

[@Temperedmonkey]

LOVE THIS GAME SOOOOO MUCH

[@lourenzozayon1821]

Torsolo mentioned yay

[@CoeGr]

I just finished a run with a former soldier called Addicus Diccus yesterday. The game's a lot more fun than I remember.

[@CoeGr]

I took out a Hainan Captain in 12 seconds.

[@PeterParkerspideypicscom]

SIMO SIMO SIMO SIMO SIMO SIMO

[@romanshukhevych9234]

Simo is literally Snake for real

[@Bob-iy7vg]

So many references from one armed man

[@stormzz8157]

losing two four percent chances in a row is about 0.16% chance of happening

[@HeisenbergWaltWhite]

Don’t think i didn’t notice the witcher soundtrack 😉

[@justsomeguyinouterspace8623]

19:50 "A 1v4 against a guy with only one arm? That's not fair!" Brother, you were literally atomizing their armor with your blows, I too wouldn't feel safe if some disabled crackhead punched one of my teammates with enough force to rip the clothes off him.

[@Chasing-bots]

Only takes one hand to handle it 😂

[@CoeGr]

Also sometime in a survival match the enemies are just invisible.

[@SheeshReo]

Simo, Project Wingman is a mercenary game. Please play it.

[@shmackschmack6589]

yay your playing the new update

[@Yacovo]

Thanks for the video

[@mpeters220]

my cat is missing one leg and sometimes he will phantom scratch himself with that leg and this is when I go scratch his face.

[@tomj0771]

we need halfsword vids with blood

[@dawsensmith360]

I cannot for the life of me figure out how to lose my arm in this game lmao.

[@bingusbongusthethird]

The odds are getting into the hundred thousands

[@alpha_9997]

2:19 bro needed rent 💀

[@AbelDuviant]

Too bad Domina's creator is a nutjob because its soundtrack (25:00) is a banger

[@ShawnHoward-vt3mm]

Why does your channel name remind me of a certain part of history from the early 1900s

[@joeriandries]

technically the chances of failing a 4% twice in a row... is 4% after every first failure... and since they weren't the only 2 rolls you got, i believe this to be the most accurate chance calculation but at any given time, failing your NEXT 2 4% rolls is 4% of 4%, so 0.16%

[@flotnar2512]

Do not let bro gamble 😭

[@acaian2274]

Was gonna watch this later but the metal gear meme made me stay

[@shmackschmack6589]

"too few arms"😭

[@Matt-md5yt]

wow this is a new one

[@shmackschmack6589]

make a playlist for this game please

[@namelessone9941]

Too lucky at being unlucky xD

[@jonathanyates181]

The chances are .02% chance I think although feel free to correct me if I’m wrong pretty sure u just do 200/(8/2)

[@kazamakell]

Deffus Leppardium

[@nerdvananc]

EVER PUNISHED

[@theblackpencil7125]

even if you trie to fail on purpose you cant get that bad of results

[@Samurai-hh1bn]

simo gambled so much he just gave up on the damn video hit me up if you ever wanna play poker

[@sahilrahman5066]

24:50 Man all i hear is a baby crying! Zero sum game man you just don't know how to play the game of chance!! KEEP GAMBLING BOYS!!

[@RMPNOLIMIT]

hi simo

[@Glassflaske]

No disrespekt but u kinda sound like mike tyson

[@Gamersterix.]

💀 No he doesn't. Not even remotely close.

[@jpomponio1153]

Hello

[@Bob_The_Frog1127]

W

[@noxdoubtyt5103]

playing on easy mode haha nice vid though

[@LilDio6969]

Second!!

[@MyVanced-zd5xt]

First

[@SkippingAsp]

9 views in 1 minute bro fell off😭🙏

[@snucklover]

for real