can i save my career as a judge by making questionable decisions

[@Poofesure]

I think so

[@cl9wn.z1p]

maybe

[@JustAGuy980]

Your career is cooked bc of your digital footprint 😭

[@xlr8mrvn]

FIRST

[@kittypawz22]

No

[@mvp-guy]

Ye

[@daboys765]

bro just casually dropping that he's had multiple lamborghini huracans??? i guess all the television smashing makes sense now

[@joeslinky]

He says that yet it takes him months to buy new tvs… I don’t believe a word out of his mouth

[@ohgodthepain]

He does have an architect degree (which is why his minecraft builds are so good) which I assume brought in a lot of money

[@marksessions4784]

@@joeslinky Bro has a nice vette too Poof is loaded

[@tachronjr.5680]

@@joeslinkyhe has an instagram account for his cars. He does in fact have a lambo

[@tatianaharris5110]

@@joeslinkyhe posts them on his instagram lol

[@Hailey_Thingz7]

"im not getting caught up* *Continues to gamble life savings*

[@timothynewton9064]

Aint gambling of you know you're gonna win 🤑

[@mcezlla8192]

“In my first lambo” didn’t know poof was loaded like this

[@umlautabuser2769]

Well, he has an architect degree, so...

[@mike9031]

​@@umlautabuser2769doesn't mean he did any architecture work though. It's much more plausible KZbin revenue, twitch revenue and merch revenue is his main source of income than a 6 figure architecture job.

[@Crazyclay78YT]

his rage appeals to children who keep watching to see him break more tvs and wii remotes, plus merch, its just like printing money at that point

[@Monkerey]

​@@Crazyclay78YTand also childish adults, like me

[@Crazyclay78YT]

@@Monkerey i watch because hes somehow so hilariously bad at wii sports, and hes funny in general

[@Ralle-kv8rm]

The dice mechanic of losing if you roll too high is useless. Losing the game is just so inconsequential that it would literally make no difference if the dice game is left out or not. Now if losing the game would result into a complete restart without the possibility to reload from the last save, then the fear of losing would actually force the player to keep his chances of being jailed or assassinated low. How it is right now it's just "Oh I lost. Well I just gonna reload, give him the sentence and then roll again until I win.".

[@Amaend8]

yh

[@ConnorMiller417]

If Poof was an actual judge, you can be sure of three gaurentees: •Nintendo gets shut down and banned in the United States •Nintendo would be forced to compensate Poof for the cost in damages sustained over the years of his raging •Abby, Matt, Tommy, and Elisa would get the death penalty

[@Jejaimes20]

Those names would then be made illegal. No one else is allowed to have those names ever again

[@CARIESS]

poof would want LOO SEE YA to be stuck in an insane asylum forever

[@seppy2499]

If hid name is butt or poop or tits I'll lose it. 30 that's 10 at heart

[@ryanpohl2709]

Not Abby, but the rest probably

[@MrRadical1229]

What the hell did Abby do? That’s his wife??

[@VVVU2x]

0:07 "my mental health is okay despite the fact that I have no money" Oof I felt that.

[@DragoNate]

"Why don't I just take a loan of 10k to pay off my loan of 10k?" I don't know how you've managed to live as long as you have and have any amount of money in real life.

[@crustaceocascarudosanduicheria]

dude how are you comparing his irl situation to a game lol

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

@@crustaceocascarudosanduicheriabecause this is something you can do in real life and in this game

[@garrettpilot6490]

Yeah. Watching him go down the rabbit hole of gambling addiction was quite something to say the least lmao. Surely he won’t lose it all

[@DragoNate]

@@crustaceocascarudosanduicheria Hey Google, define "joke"

[@thearkedwolf5754]

Believe it or not, that’s how lots of rich people avoid paying money. They take a loan from one bank to pay off the loan from another.

[@absofruitlywillow]

karma of poof choosing to side with the landlord then getting shot right after

[@poopshiestyreal]

this post was fact checked by real a̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ p̶a̶t̶r̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ chinese revolutionaries

[@zazzuhzaz1275]

The random chance of getting arrested seems kind of pointless if you can just continue from a previous save.

[@uradeekhead]

Damn so every game with a quicksave system is pointless

[@alwaysjarron6260]

@@uradeekhead but this is just a game. roll dice if fail, load and roll again. Nothing to do with most games that have quicksave

[@uradeekhead]

@@alwaysjarron6260 those other games are also, just games🤯 shocking i know. You can play, fail, then load back and try again. It’s a cheap way to play i guess but it’s the same thing.

[@alwaysjarron6260]

@@uradeekhead maybe i dont explain well but. Most games you need to do something well. Dont get caught dont die or solve a puzzle. If uou fail do again but better u improve. This game you roll 12. You fail and roll dice again. No improvement just luck and if you fail u load and do again without skill or any reason. Game would be the same without the rolling of the dice Hope you can see difference

[@uradeekhead]

@@alwaysjarron6260 There still isn’t much, if any difference. Many games with chance based dialogue options (fallout for example) allow you to make wrong choices or fail dialogue attempts then load back and try again without having to level up your charisma, relying purely on luck. In this game, the probability of the dice rolling 12 changes based on your behavior and actions. Sure you have the ability to load back, but the mechanic relies on the players integrity and willingness to take risk, just like any decision based game that lets you load saves at will

[@jannesyt6386]

I hope to see poof fulfill his dream of becoming an avid gambler and also working with being a judge part time irl.

[@JoeShmo4]

"how long can it take to get unemployemnt" i wonder why poof doesnt know how slow the unemployment processing can be *5 minutes later* ... "my lamborghini huracans" ohhhhhh now i know why he doesnt know

[@dariius7291]

LMFAOOO

[@pensuls7595]

poof is not a man of the people 😭

[@tallguyty]

It does not take 3 months for unemployment, it takes 1 month longest as long as you actually do all the proper stuff. I’ve had to apply but decided against it at the end and still received multiple pieces of mail in less than a month of instructions for how to get paid. His decision was correct

[@usernamepassword236]

"it takes 1 months because I didn't actually do it" nice reasoning ​@@tallguyty

[@melliepoobear]

look at my judge dawg i’m going to jail😭

[@owlenderg]

"Had to quit" and "Fired" could be considered the same thing I think she was innocent in regards to being unable to pay But still guilty as she should have been paying

[@KarmaStrikesGames]

You can't kick someone out unless there is a notice of eviction

[@esmin2400]

She was legally completely in the right

[@user-jn4oe9sb5z]

notice of eviction is needed. Being annoyed at someone is not reason to kick someone out, notice and paperwork must be filed.

[@Coolestdoge_XD]

''I guess he one person with a motorcycle that isnt BAAA BA BAAA BA BARR'' easily the funniest line of the video

[@detrovich8708]

5:07 imagine the judge reading the wrong charge bumping you down from fraud, 4 years, to theft, 2 years.

[@kurumauzamaki2731]

Fraud is harder to prove probably needed multiple people coming forward with the same thing one off instance is theft more you can consider fraud

[@EmperorBrettavius]

Gotta love how Poof buys things for his family not because he loves them but as an excuse to visit the casino.

[@maridiancrest243]

Never let Poof be a judge IRL. The dude has no mercy. He will throw the entire book at you to fuel his gambling addiction!

[@somedude3314]

Remember people, 99% of gamblers quit before they make it big.

[@8stormy5]

Y'know, if an MRI found that a baby ingested a metal object, I'm surprised the next conversation was about surgical intervention and not about coffin sizing

[@LoserEvie]

I’m shocked the MRI was able to find that metal object without the metal object causing harm to the baby BECAUSE OF THE MRI😭

[@NobodiesBusinessimo]

​@@LoserEvie"we found the object with an MRI" "Unfortunately the object came out of the babies skull at 450mph"

[@LoserEvie]

@@NobodiesBusinessimo LMAO EXACTLY😭 THIS IR PROBABLY LORE ACCURATE TOO LMAOO😭

[@ryanpfahler9945]

"not only did you steal $200, but you got this man's hopes up"

[@abaaaba6758]

Poof just ruined that Doctors life. Gave him more than 5 and a half years of community service, and if he spend 12hrs everyday working it'll take him over 12 years to finish not including weekends or holidays. Straight up indentured servitude

[@nahtatrolI]

"How long does it take to get unemployment?" Hoooo boy.

[@catbassu]

dude is this a horror game I shivered in my timbers when that guy knocked on the door

[@07Damasta]

“Took a man’s $200 AND blue balled him???” “2 years jail time” - some gambling addict judge in the banana republic

[@paranoidandroidd00]

im giggling imagine ur in court ab to be arrested for human trafficking and your judge just stops for a second to order a cat toy in the middle of it 😭😭

[@DragoNate]

"sorry for following the law" (eviction/tenant/rent case) you didn't though. the landlord was in the wrong, he even had another tenant fake a statement and he sued the tenant so he could legally break his own contract and evict her. if they had a contract, she was still bound by it with him and wasn't in the wrong just because she missed rent. (obviously we don't know the contract details but it specifically stated he sued her to evict her. he wouldn't be able to evict her otherwise. once the contract was up if she hadn't paid still, then she would in the wrong.

[@MegaSmokingMonkey]

Yes and no. She broke the contract first when she didn't pay rent for 3 months. While yes he had someone also lie about her making noise. She admitted to not paying rent for 3 months. So I mean it is a sticky situation I mean honestly it could go either way.

[@DragoNate]

@@MegaSmokingMonkey you don't know that she broke the contract as we don't know the details in this case. if he was unable to evict her, then most likely she did not break it.

[@TheZeotrix]

@@DragoNate Not paying rent is breaking the contract. Not sure of how many contracts have "Free Rent" as a stipulation.

[@bryn1063]

Wait so she has money or influence to get someone to hurt a judge but find nobody to help her pay 3 months rent 💀

[@KarmaStrikesGames]

@@TheZeotrix That would mean he has to give her a notice of at least a month before eviction. No where does it said he tried to notify her of her eviction. We don't know all the details, but he for sure didn't do that right. You can sue her to make her pay or vacate the lot early, but there still has to be a notice.

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

And yet I would still hire him as my lawyer.

[@ConnorMiller417]

“Your honor, my client has sustained vocal cord damage stemming from playing Nintendo’s Wii games because they’re clearly rigged!”

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

Poof should go to court and sue Nintendo for rigging games

[@ToadzDaBite]

Video starts at 0:01 btw

[@Mayonnaiseisaninstrument-5]

And the video ends at 54:35 btw

[@PatheticallyPoor]

And KZbin limits timestamps to 59:59:59 btw edit: for the version of KZbin I’m using because for some reason I refuse to update it

[@Mayonnaiseisaninstrument-5]

@@ToadzDaBite Wait really? Lemme try

[@Mayonnaiseisaninstrument-5]

@@ToadzDaBite 60:00:00

[@isaiaholodj]

70:00:00

[@JinnaGamingg]

This was a wild ride! The gambling scenes added extra suspense, and your commentary kept me hooked the whole time. I love your video Poofsure

[@willthedill6199]

goofy ahh

[@fiftyminutes]

@@willthedill6199me when I’m miserable

[@cybr88]

ai comment award

[@JinnaGamingg]

@@cybr88 kaka thank you😄

[@bibasik7]

Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about Poofesure

[@trajcy2638]

>baby had a metal in his stomach >MRI scan Oh no!

[@bradlybellant3975]

Poofs family watching him take out thousands of dollars just to bet it all on green

[@cactisea]

watching poof vids helps me enormously when im feeling shitty and depressed. ty poof!! ❤

[@imaginenothavingacreativename]

32:08 I understand the point Poof was making before, but with the foreknowledge of the evidence against this guy and Poof not even looking/giving him the benefit of the doubt is crazy

[@KillersintheCongo]

I feel like it’s a plausible scenario that quota happy cops pulled over a fast car because of a misconception. My grandfather was LAPD and was a CHP for a while and told me they profiled the more high end cars as being more likely to speed. I mean, it’s true, but still. I think it isn’t a CRAZY bad decision on poof’s part to let the guy off on the ground the cops were just trying to get bigger charges out of the arrest.

[@imaginenothavingacreativename]

@KillersintheCongo Well I didn't mean crazy as in crazy bad, I just like to know the facts first if the choice is presented, and tho it's been awhile now I'm pretty sure the guy was going way over 100. So while Poof had an objectively a reasonable assumption, knowing the context made this rather funny.

[@KillersintheCongo]

@@imaginenothavingacreativename I’ve never actually played the game so I had no idea whether or not he was guilty. I’m more the kind of guy to make irrational decisions and just roll with it. I think what poof did is what I would do, I go into nothing with nothing and let everything work itself out. I 100% respect going in knowing what’s happening though. I guess it comes down to whether or not our guesses turn out lucky.

[@blueninety]

losing the game being a literal dice roll is not fun

[@imstrife]

not even 10 minutes in and he’s planning on gambling again 😭

[@fruitberry.milk.2002]

45:16 JUMPSCARE 😭

[@nolankennelly7845]

I HAD HEADPHONES IN AND I JUMPED

[@elmadicine]

but wait, isn't an MRI that huge machine they put you in that will rip out anything metal you have? so if the patient had something metal in their stomach, wouldn't it have been ripped out?

[@esmin2400]

Most metals, yes, but not all

[@ebk_exo_pitt]

Now I have a video to make me not want to sleep GO POOF

[@megamiana-spaceforcecomman705]

48:00 if there was a metal object in the patient during an MRI that object wont need to be removed surgically because its already been sucked out of the patient forcefully and sticking to the inside of the MRI

[@AliceFPE357]

Day 1 asking Poofesure to make a SEASON 2 of Tomodachi Life

[@ericgallahan3856]

Yes!

[@bryn1063]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOD, PLEASEE 😭🙏🏽

[@MineKat]

I 2nd that one

[@panssage]

He could try tomodachi collection for a change. Probably wouldn’t last long though because despite the different content, it gets boring pretty quick

[@ltg3124]

Nah don't milk it

[@timmyburch6501]

6:33 famous last words

[@mike9031]

"daddy poof needs a new car" mindset of a true gambling addict

[@zlPoplz]

The dice roll mechanic is so trash, it should atleast tell you what you did wrong or what you did to make the meters go up

[@twr1997]

I love that the fridge and the dryer machine are "her" items and not "our" items.

[@bonesaw7468]

Quick blackjack game to pay the bills

[@SkyLightAwakens]

" I have no money, but I am a Judge." Bro what⁉️🤣🤣🤣

[@doeybap7719]

The way I find his videos weirdly relaxing and I’ve been falling to sleep to them for years 🫡

[@Wes.10]

poof you’re my favorite youtuber but who in the right mind wakes up and says “i’m in the mood to watch a grown man sit down and simulate being a judge for an hour straight”

[@pinata2142]

just me i guess

[@SurvivalGameSpot]

🙋‍♂️

[@wescrftVODS]

🙋‍♂️

[@bobbyhawthorne7642]

🙋‍♂️

[@phidzy]

Meeee

[@Jejaimes20]

Poof don't forget that the charges listed in the case file say what crime they are accused of. You should choose the sentence accordingly. Also, I think you should choose the aggravted sentence if they have a criminal record.

[@ttstrikehilariousdude]

7:30 why did you STAY at 13???

[@dew4913]

why did you open your mouth when you obviously dont know how to play blackjack

[@hashimiyazib]

With a 12 or higher your chance of busting on the next hit is pretty significant due to face cards. Typically, it's still worth it to hit at 13 because the dealer will likely exceed 13 anyway, but if they have a 2, there's a decent chance the dealer rolls two tens to bust with 22. Overall, the fact is that your chance of winning is higher playing how Poof did there.

[@BrianIsTheGOAT594]

Who else is glad that Poofesure didn't leave the last video about this game after he lost all of his money on a cliffhanger?

[@lavaraptor4225]

Judge Poofesure. I think it has a nice ring to it.

[@syrup_710]

When he said well you should've gone to the casino i laughed out loud 🤣

[@LucindaPug]

I’m so glad Poof is playing this game again!!

[@ethandiaz5511]

Starting to think that Poof has a real life gambling addiction

[@pensuls7595]

nahh poofesure a landlord defender and Lamborghini owner 😭 he is not a man of the people 😂😂

[@AnonUserAgain]

I like his videos but this is so not chill 😭😭😭

[@ttl3366]

Landlords are based

[@usernamepassword236]

It's honestly pretty clear he's very out of touch he's funny but just really doesn't know much about anything

[@crustaceocascarudosanduicheria]

so does this prove ace attorney is a viable game for him?

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Honestly I think that assassinations or arrests against you should not be made up by random chance because you can just load a previous save, do the exact same things, and nothing might happen.

[@patrickbaldasare1163]

"Judge poopy, thats right, that's my great name." *finds out he gets a promotion* 😂😂

[@LucindaPug]

An almost hour long video from Poofesure, what’s the occasion!!??

[@SaturnSenshi3105]

Poof: fix the wall and floors from Wii remote abuse? 👎 Dream car? 👍 I want to be him but I can’t even sneeze in my house without my parents threatening to take my car

[@zombieponcho]

29:40 Poof v. Nintendo "I'm just saying, your honor, if they didn't make the Wii Sports tennis platinums such bullshit, then I wouldn't have broken my monitor, gotten in my car, drove too fast on my way to the store and hit that stop sign. So really, Nintendo caused that accident and needs to compensate me for it. I'm not asking much, just a lifetime supply of Wii remotes with Wii MotionPlus (tm) inside. And a new car."

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Keep this man out of casinos

[@freebird1621]

I can't believe how much Poof loves this game when there's so much reading lol

[@LucindaPug]

I’m so glad poof is playing this again!!

[@youdontneedtoknow106]

Pssst secret to gambling is bet low and if you start to lose cash out and try again later

[@durteedan7836]

Nah the secret is keep doubling your bet so you get your money back, you'll win eventually

[@youdontneedtoknow106]

@@durteedan7836 Nahhh

[@marcosricarte6952]

​​@@durteedan7836 True, in gambling there are no losers only quitters

[@marcosricarte6952]

​@@durteedan7836 True that, in gambling there are no losers only quitters

[@madvilliany1692]

Damn FIRST Lamborghini lmaooo u gotta explain next vid

[@mennisish2]

"Sorry, I'm just following the law." Didn't bro take a $500 bribe on the first episode? Lmao

[@DB-bq6zc]

In the case of the millions of broken wii remotes with wii motion plus inside. I FIND YOU GUILTY.

[@ramirosanchez7163]

18:17 “one hand real quick” turns into him almost losing his life savings😂

[@colbycolorado37]

This is so entertaining to watch loving the hour long video ❤

[@shaggysunshine7441]

To my knowledge prostitution is only legal in Nevada. Possibly only at the bunny ranch. Idk. It's not legal anywhere to my knowledge otherwise.

[@mattmojo105]

I think it's so funny how he has to gamble right away to get out of debt. I'm the same way video games too though. It's like it's not my money so who cares? Right? I do think it's funny how you think he can get out of debt by having more loans taken out.

[@swordman5084]

The description of these cases are WILD. ☠️

[@BuddhaBrook]

Poof is the type of guy to gamble his daughter's college fund away to make a profit

[@brettt141]

35:20 She is talking to your daughter saying I hope He (you) gets rid of You (Your daughter) soon

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

6:05 My man takes a credit for 10 thousand dollars, immediately throws them into gambling.

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

Samsung Galaxy Note Seven 14:47

[@TackyFlamingo]

say hi to the new galaxy note

[@mitchelldejong2891]

I enjoy judge poopy. Feels like we're chilling with you poof. Run it back

[@jpgunny101]

poof quietly showing us his gambling addiction thru gaming

[@ChiakiHatori]

19:30 "were found dead in their prison rooms....Whoops" - Poofesure 2024

[@TayeOgk]

this so accurate this is how most jail birds talk with brad

[@TheBeauSimon]

The first case is a crazy start for the video.

[@sharkasaurusrex5000]

I was not expecting poof to be the man to own multiple lambos💀

[@TheDeadman342]

Deaths during surgery and after surgery can often fall in malpractice and wrongful death lawsuits. There have been surgeons whom also received charges for manslaughter as well. Compensation is usually given as well.

[@KieranisKooler]

Thank you for the service of making another video your honor !!!! 💯💯🗣️🗣️🔊🔊

[@ZackMuffinMan]

They would never do an MRI. The metal object would be ripped out due to the magnets lol

[@anthonymauc3262]

This is why you don’t defend landlords

[@slavdog3180]

Just fell to my knees in a Walmart

[@jaxrenea]

gambling addiction is the end of his family

[@itsblizzxrd]

Best new series on the channel 😅

[@pr9334]

*Long pause on wondering what happens when you don’t have money to pay back the loan* *Accepts anyway* Ah, just like the brother we had to cut out of our lives.

[@warmaster6911]

Honestly, I remember when poof got his first Huracan, that was so awesome

[@Tizzie06]

Bro dropped the ball with the lambo comment bro should be giving them wii remotes out next time lol

[@joshm7335]

I would say Poofesure has a gambling problem, but he keeps wining. Sooo...

[@riley4548]

poof solely came back to this game just to go back to the casino

[@AlexTrevell]

"The law is the law. Unless you were speeding."

[@SlugZzSs]

I think it would be sick if you got a Tesla Model S Plaid. I believe you'd love it so much. Instant torque and all.

[@autismmode1663]

The first case is just hilarious from an actual legal standpoint, she isnt guilty of anything lol 😭