Can Someone Please Stop Her From Rapping... (its awful)

[@JewelxxetPierre]

She not even rapping or singing or nun, she’s legitimately reading terms and conditions 😭

[@dooihoon]

underrated comment bro💀💀

[@BlackscopeWasTaken]

She should become one of those mfs that read the side effects of medicine💀💀😭

[@lolmfs]

😂😂😂

[@peachjackson9779]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Blownaway1127]

Mf speaking in glossary

[@brenbren1950]

it’s like she recorded the lyrics first then put the beat over it

[@Iztec1]

🗿

[@Catcookiecutter]

Bet shes never listened to the beat either

[@CosImUpRn]

Right like how do this work 😭

[@CarlM]

This is facts. She's just talking fast and the beat is completely irrelevant

[@jinxypoo2]

@@CarlM you must not know shit bro, its pretty obvious that shes just ass and the beat is ass too shes talking slow bro fym fast?

[@cassperrruk]

her "rapping" sounds like a speed up dialogue straight out of proud family

[@jewelfox143]

OMG, I knew it sounded familiar XD

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

It sounds like Imdontai when he's fuckin around and joking

[@comradejux]

insert cash or select payment type ass rapping

[@CosImUpRn]

@@an0rmalp3rson70for real bruh

[@nylac5410]

The quotation mark is hilarious😂

[@Diabloshado]

I felt embarrassed listening to this in front of my son. He no longer thinks his dad is cool 😢

[@PrincessMiyah-o5d]

LMAO

[@nickymees9141]

Complete your mission. Devote to the song now... you already lost your cool status now.

[@zombiebearxxx]

@@nickymees9141😭

[@MrFearDiarkis]

​@@nickymees9141No there is still hope...

[@Plebsuke]

This ain't rapping, this is just speaking quickly and poetically Span back on it and you guys are right, shit is not poetic 💀

[@itslibby6651]

it aint even poetic

[@WarioTime420]

I'm sorry, poetically?

[@rxsze2538]

@@itslibby6651no fr💀

[@angelicart.6]

a tid bit slower but this is literally how I talk, this is a normal speed for some people at the very least 💀

[@skepticknivez6111]

Shorty sound like an even worse blueface

[@thatsensei_guy6580]

If this girl is actually an artist and not trolling then Yuno ft Barlake needs to go triple platinum...and sign a record deal ...ffs

[@Daka02]

This that trash shit 🔥 this that ass shit 🔥

[@yggnggv3519]

What the fuck do u mean ur saying Balarke isn’t a real artist and he’s trolling? U can’t be serious

[@MitchCorr]

TRASH SHIT WEAK SHIT ASS SHIT BAD SHIT 📢📢🔥🔥🔥

[@ratskaty]

As a girl, i'm disappointed of us in the music industry

[@mischi6evous]

@@ratskaty there are so many good female artists, fym

[@ChakrasCool]

"Hey Siri, please write me a song about quitting a job and sing it back to me"

[@dylandynamic8955]

NAH

[@Rxselya]

LMFAO

[@damanicora524]

😂

[@Maliktevin1643]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TommyGreen-u9n]

Best Comment!

[@Cuz_lufc]

Her fans have formed a group for all of her fans to join, called "The Deaf Society of America"

[@HuhWHODIDTHIS]

HELP THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT😭😭

[@YunoMilesGreat]

Somebody please tell balarke to send me the money he owes me ….

[@breetz1_]

😂😂😂

[@thatsmejosey]

Martín Luther king was 🔥

[@JohnBillow]

Ayee man

[@Samuel-sw3hy]

Bruh

[@MarsorJupiter]

Fredrick Douglass🔥🔥

[@gl1tchyg0r3]

she not rappin she yappin 💀💀

[@edgertonbarnes6034]

She not yappin she trappin 💀

[@Gorilla_cat_uhh]

She not trappin she cappin 💀🧢

[@jadinrobinson603]

This small thread was unironically better than any of her music

[@CarlM]

She crappin 💀💩

[@xeno.the.glitch]

surprised her birth even happen 💀

[@AGokuPlushieWithYeezies]

Balarke is the definition of cure to boredom, one of the best people to watch when you have nothing to watch.

[@MidnightSlayz]

Or when you want backshots

[@Master_Of_Machines]

An oddly good way of putting it!

[@AGokuPlushieWithYeezies]

@@MidnightSlayz 😳

[@jamwthh]

frl

[@haist1536]

@@MidnightSlayzor your plumbing cleaned👨🏽‍🔧

[@sxmplyyz]

She said a whole essay. Then got an F

[@Hazelshine34986]

If this came onto my radio I would crash the car myself

[@absalou09]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CigarettesOutTheWindow502]

REAL 💀🙏

[@Byeboi-ui9dd]

Same fr

[@gab.4252]

On God jk kk

[@samurairaven]

💀💀😂😂

[@BRW_2004]

this woman has just given us an autobiography and threw a beat over it

[@youritake8618]

She raps like she grew up in an gated neighborhood

[@jewelfox143]

THIS

[@Cyphon]

probably did

[@NukaCola514]

Most new rappers did, despite what they'd have you believe

[@JohnGalt916]

If you're not from California because snoop dog you think Long Beach is like Crenshaw. Long Beach is more like OC or San Diego. Gangs exist, but it's mostly a giant college town.😂

[@ubahfly5409]

Iggy Azalea vibes

[@loversrock-tb5hh]

3:54 this sounds like one of the yt voiceovers of people doing skits of random rappers

[@Blackguy216]

She raps like she's reading the side effects of taking medicine ☠️☠️☠️

[@yungjayoruga4412]

😂😂😂 buddy spint her wack ahh

[@shearsbilly5240]

😂😂😂

[@missblak00]

I'm tf weeaaaaak lmmfaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyjeter5889]

I'm weeeekk 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lolmfs]

😂😂😂

[@artdeco777]

she raps like the fast speaking voice at the end of tv ads

[@timekabolden5309]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DashenBoi]

Its called a disclaimer

[@beenguyen7778]

Lmaoo

[@Cubanguy1977]

Lol

[@djandjb1]

This is what happens when a white girl tries to rap like Drakeo the Ruler, this is the end product of that formula being mixed..

[@imapoptartbro]

bro she sounds like one of those ai voices over those videos explaining a movie with some weird five minute crafts underneath it 💀

[@Mid_Individual]

🙊

[@instructionsunclear7953]

Real

[@hurrbat]

Here are top 10 foods that will make you loose fat😊

[@Spongebobswife-f3k]

🤣

[@considermurema9277]

Lol what ​@@hurrbat

[@kamen8361]

These are like those commercials that play late at night when your sleeping and you wake up to make sure you didn't hear what you heard

[@ShiroK17]

Girl be rappin in lowercase bruh💀

[@baldtoes]

Most accurate description 😭

[@alloyedpersonality]

she rapping without any spaces bruh💀

[@Alphazenic]

💀

[@cybermonday777]

😂

[@unnecessary111]

She rappin in run-on sentences

[@joshuajackson5203]

as a musician...this shit messed me up, it's like the beat is there, you can see it, its right there in front of you but she said nah fuck that and decided to fast travel to the wrong place on the opposite side of the map

[@jasoninthehood9726]

I’m a musician and it sounds great. You’re just a misogynist. Would love to hear your music.

[@k-master973]

It legitimately just sounds like an advertisement for her sex trafficking business and just slapped on a beat afterwards lmao

[@jasoninthehood9726]

@@k-master973 you’re crazy. This song goes hard. Only reason you don’t like it is because it’s a girl

[@k-master973]

@@jasoninthehood9726 A “Hi, and welcome to WatchMojo” flow isn’t good on ANYBODY Just admit that you like it despite it being an objectively terrible song and there’s legitimately no shame in that, but lashing out at others and trying to make it about gender isn’t the move dawg

[@The_gifted_1ne_official]

@@jasoninthehood9726such an L take. Had to dislike this comment

[@pinhead9549]

She sounds like if an English teacher had a rap career

[@glitt.r]

She ONE application of sunscreen away from getting that pass snatched tf back too💀

[@Thankuverymuch]

4:46 “Every real p knows, that you gotta have the izm” I feel arthritis growing in my back bro💀

[@rayojordan2838]

😂

[@Mr.Know-It-All-Day]

What does that even mean

[@zinc35yago]

@@Mr.Know-It-All-Dayism means autism 💀

[@ResseDfa]

@@Mr.Know-It-All-Dayshe doesn’t know 😂she just heard some real p talking when she was walking the blade

[@lyomon9981]

She actually needs a ghost writer

[@CarlM]

No one wants their work associated with this even if they don't have their names on it 💀

[@jinxypoo2]

her music is just straight up ass cheeks@@CarlM

[@lyomon9981]

@@CarlM i mean I already shoot my shot but she didn't say sht soo whatever

[@BHarris223]

Given her non-existent flow, she will need more than a ghost writer

[@lyomon9981]

@@BHarris223 you can teach that and rhyming like nle or ice spice is easy af

[@rekusz]

at this point balarke really needs to show how to rap and give us another album

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Pls

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Pls

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Pls

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Pls

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Pls

[@CUPCAKES43]

4:15 she sounds like she’s reading a story WTF?

[@Hangamer663]

As someone who has rabbits, please don’t disrespect them by comparing her to their sh*t.

[@lidudey]

Bro censored his comment 💀

[@Hangamer663]

@@lidudey the moment I posted it I was overcome with shame

[@mauviewauvie]

rabbit shit isnt even that gross, coming from a fellow rabbit owner, this is not that. this is worse

[@Hangamer663]

@@mauviewauvie for real

[@LivieLiv723]

I want a rabbit now lol 😂

[@sharks9555]

she sounds like she's about to tell me that me or a loved one is eligible for compensation for becoming ill or dying from mesothelioma if i call the number on screen

[@tiffanyrachell9896]

😂😂😂

[@NitroDrifterz]

Bro i remember that add 😭

[@bigdoethagod1]

Somebody take yo phone away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deL_Zayd0]

Listening to her rap is like drinking a La Croix

[@progress.not.perfection1547]

innittt 💀

[@trainwreck420ish]

😂😂😂😂

[@MADOUT_VPS]

Lacroix? You silly broke kid

[@deL_Zayd0]

@@MADOUT_VPS lmao watchu mean?

[@LunaKatzma]

tastes like somebody shouted the flavour from the next room.

[@tbanimatiod]

0:19 my turtle leonardo de vinchi would solo

[@SethellaBotha]

Nicholas JAKESON🐐🐐🐐

[@RealWilsonMusic]

she raps like she's doing a voiceover for a McDonalds advertisement

[@NooooSheiro]

Balarke:This is satan’s music Satan:DONT GIVE THIS TO ME I DONT WANT IT

[@incredibleedibledez]

Satan:I don’t co-sign this trash.

[@JoshuaGames4076]

Satan was literally the best musician in heaven before getting kicked out

[@Liliceyticey]

😂😂😂😂

[@inthenameofcontractlendmem983]

Satan : Man, I miss those days when I was accused of creating metal

[@dab_unknown2209]

“Quit your job”💀

[@NevaehWinter15]

She should take her own advise💀💀

[@Azura-XtraLewd]

For REAL!

[@u_will_nvr_know]

frrr

[@D44R11AA]

@@NevaehWinter15 FR

[@marlynsmith6477]

6:32 This sounds like a commercial FR. 3:54 She sounds like she was trying to be like floatry and sounded like AI instead. 9:09 as soon as she said don’t fart I farted😂😂😂😂😂

[@eelwoman]

She sounds like when you ask Siri to rap 💀

[@C4DD1333]

FRRRR

[@mirxmirea03]

I deadass was waiting for someone to comment this💀🤚

[@fatetheanimator9580]

she raps like a text to speech text assistant

[@MintYoongi309]

Female ice JJ fish

[@adafrost6276]

@@MintYoongi309 At least IceJJFish has a sense of rhythm.

[@hadilT06]

Why tf she genuinely sounds like Siri tho 💀

[@The_gifted_1ne_official]

💀💀 siri turned ghetto

[@ALMONDS-ARE-GOOD]

I searched femboy r44 and irreparable mental damage has occurred… I am now purchasing a skirt and an oversized hoodie.

[@lowjayP]

You sir have the honor and pleasure of owning what is referred to as a "tuxedo" cat. Dapper gentleman. They are great cats!

[@elliejones9872]

i have a female tuxedo cat! a delightful addition to our household.

[@x_ak47_x]

what 💀💀

[@lowjayP]

@elliejones9872 mine is a female too! She has such a cute energy!!! She is direct with her communication of attention or food, she doesnt nag, she lets me know once for food. She is my little snuggle bug🥰 and is dressed to the 9's for any occasion. Feisty lil thing. 10/10 would recommend this breed. Friendly all around and enjoys company. She is a laid back chick that is always ready for whatever. ❤

[@elliejones9872]

@@lowjayP we have eight cats! our tuxedo (bobby, dont ask) was our first cat and our oldest.

[@CookieandCosmoHEHEHE]

I have a tuxedo cat called cookie and he has a little white moustache and puts a bow tie on for special occasions.

[@NemaDraws]

Her inspiration was Microsoft Sam's text-to-speech and mid 2000s commercials

[@flexizbomb2]

"I'm praaying on this person's downfall"- Balarke 😂💀

[@TrueUnderdog44]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Frinlo2]

Imagine being a producer and cooking up the hardest beat of your life just for fuckin "backwood brat" to absolutely ruin it 😭🙏

[@urnothomelessbuturheartless]

SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SUGGESTING EVERYTHING SHE SAYS 💀💀💀💀💀

[@kysngaming7787]

Yes. That's the best example.

[@Basketballdog1123]

😂😂😂

[@MultiGamer64REAL]

She sounds like a female Yuno mixed with a stereotypical white news reporter. She is ai generated 😂

[@jewelfox143]

I'mma be honest. I think AI would be better 😭😭

[@Guywhosaysbooya]

Actually facts wtf 😂😂

[@MultiGamer64REAL]

@@jewelfox143 You're right! There were ai covers and ai original songs that sounded better even with voice cracks

[@boiledrat]

dont compare the goat yuno to this shit

[@MultiGamer64REAL]

@@boiledrat I just meant her voice, Yuno is funny

[@DenzelNFX]

She sounds like "text to speech" dropped on a beat & don't worry about timing.

[@Mynamebutshorter]

her music would be the worst death penalty to prisioners.

[@SubUrbanBlight]

Balarke's intro is like the 'orange and black website' drums.... when you accidentally play it out loud around people, you panic because you never know what you're gonna hear after (I played a balarke vid near my parents and almost had a seizure trying to pause the video in time)

[@SM051]

Him saying “ngl you need to die” was better bars than any of hers💀

[@SKKYZA]

i bet if i put skyrim dialogue on a beat like this it’d come out the exact same

[@SKKYZA]

nvm it’s way fucking better

[@_zombie_queen_]

Arrow to the knee is always a catchy loop.

[@Angelo-tp3xg]

It's way better , like a lot better. Check out young scrolls

[@marakalos3838]

Young Scrolls made several whole albums out of it. I recommend those works highly, one of them being Zoom.

[@javiargamesrblx]

quit your job today sounded like a retirement commercial 😂😂

[@wh33zr]

She rapping like she presenting a powerpoint about herself in class...

[@dutchduck6328]

That sounds like the most polite rapping 💀💀

[@MajorStudiosOfficial]

3:54 She raps like she’s a news reporter ☠️

[@Samuel-sw3hy]

No way she does💀

[@slayrNebulous]

@@Samuel-sw3hynah fr she almost sounds like a automated voice ai or sum shi

[@therealemisay9230]

😂😂😂I’m crying this is not even rap

[@bennythebard]

The way Yuno miles unironically set out to be bad but ironically being good at it is insane.

[@notvys1788]

thank you bawonki for giving me top tier gooning material

[@The.kitchen8]

The goon cave

[@Drowzy-19474]

Goonmaxxing

[@The.kitchen8]

Domain expansion: goon cave

[@BigBrainGamer58]

I’m goofing!

[@W33BN4VIGATOR]

Gooners discovered balarke😢

[@zjreviews4288]

3:58 the look of despair says all you need to know 4:15 second face of despair 8:03 third face of despair

[@Lexa.bubble]

6:59 too

[@icarusXIV]

SHE SPITTIN DIALOGUE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Ilikemilk-js3qm]

😂

[@Truebro79]

This aint no rap song this is a damn podcast 💀

[@CallsignReaper_]

Balarke has yet again lubed us up with this upload

[@balzaqi]

Belarke

[@FlyingCat._.]

@@balzaqithey spelt it right whatcha babbling bout?

[@Ver36gil]

@@FlyingCat._.Basloppy

[@balzaqi]

@@FlyingCat._. why do you think bro edited his comment

[@Top.adolescent]

Bro this the type song u here at school when the “quirky” girl try’s to rap in her presentation 💀

[@HuhWHODIDTHIS]

HELP

[@sarahred3307]

My ears were in actual pain every time she spoke 🙉 As a female who watches u Balarke, I thoroughly enjoy ur content 😊

[@FavoriteDummy]

"I'm gifted", Gifted with what? The inverse Biggie flow?

[@RescuedBoss97]

Simba is such a cutie, hope they pay their taxes

[@Balarke]

he avoids paying his taxes and eats cement

[@baldtoes]

@@Balarke you’ve got a really cute and dark 🐱

[@ForeverWayne]

@@baldtoes🙉

[@baconinthesoap1]

@@Balarke he is me fr

[@chronicallyexhaustedyt]

@@Balarke based

[@Jaiden-eo7te]

Bih ain't rapping she giving us paragraph with evidence💀

[@Drizzzy-Drake]

dayum😭

[@luxir10uuss]

bih is giving us a race response 🙏🏻😭

[@saltefr]

he squoinchy wit it doe

[@Rishanimatess]

True true

[@g3oLynn]

Very true 🫶🏻

[@growingoaks]

6:53 Can confirmed, heard this and immediately drove my car into incoming traffic 😂

[@biggestenjoyerofthebiggest7796]

she sounds like a news reporter who previously worked as an auctioneer trying to rap she sounds like what I imagine an oil tycoon's kid would sound like

[@Rxselya]

why she sound like Siri ☠️”I’m from California 😃long beach in case you wanna know🧍‍♀️and let’s be real ????? “ like wtf is this shit ☠️🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@iaganfoss]

Balarke actually makes the best youtube videos on here, everything from the editing, the jokes, and the general vibes. We’re witnessing an era of KZbin that this guy has mastered. Love being filled and satisfied with the amazing long and hard content 😫

[@BloodMoonCosplays]

She raps like how my Nan with dementia talks when someone says they cant see the man across the room that does not in fact exist

[@EthanTalksAlot]

Can’t believe bro missed the chance to call her backshot brat 💀

[@FireEnder9.]

Samee

[@Cyjako]

How tf is she signed and yuno miles isn’t 😭

[@kelvin-fp8ru]

Balarke never disappoints

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

I don't know what's worse. Her "rapping" like it's a commercial for education connections, or him cutting in every 5 seconds to give his 2 cents.

[@eunchaegirly]

she is reading the conditions before accepting cookies on a website not rapping 😭😭😭

[@BoopisMaximus]

Shorty unironically just talking over a beat this gen is so cooked 😭😭

[@crimsonscarlett9904]

I’ve been avoiding this vid but it keeps popping up!!!! At least I got to see Simba, his little socks are so cute ✨🖤✨

[@savvyb54]

She got that text-to-speech flow. Straight outta Amazon. Alexa on the beat. 😂

[@abhishek.psunil6162]

Balarke always giving thoses devious backshots

[@PattyMayo11588]

She sounds like them early 2000s "Lifetime Soul" music infomercials. 😂 @6:33 all I could think about was the Everest College commercial.

[@mylo9753]

I had an out of body experience when she started "rapping"

[@Sofia.R42]

yoooo Siri’s rapping goes hard ngl 3:54

[@cobruhh6194]

it sounds like a teacher trynna rap, the school is callin

[@SeggMyGway]

IF THIS IS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL I AM *NOT* SHOWING UP 🔥🔥🔥

[@jking9209]

Feels When the Disney characters pause mid scene then start talking there inner dialogue💀I bet your wondering how I got here ahh💀💀😂

[@alexiaisthename]

“My favorite song was…. That one goes hard” 😂😂😂 my favorite part was the commentary 😂😂

[@DariusSummers507]

everyone else in the studio counting down the minutes for the studio time she has left.... every time she steps into the studio

[@Izuyosmoon]

She sounds like a more realistic sounding siri rapping😭

[@YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

It sounds like turning off your in game music but keeping dialogue at 100 then opening shuffle on Spotify

[@Waynesodumb]

Her shyt sounds like she’s writing in her diary and reading it out loud.

[@Tenpsy]

"Quit your job" yeah good idea, please quit your job 💀🙏

[@k1sm3tt]

HOW IS SHE SIGNED???

[@Boohurghhoo]

It's called treacherous records for a reason..like they rlly meant that😭😭

[@HaveYouSeenMyDad_]

This isnt rapping this is yapping on a beat 💀

[@Kate-k7l8y]

Off beat. It’s just yapping and there’s a beat in the background

[@kamikazehound3243]

When I heard the line "Hit the rollie store with the rollie on" I laughed at it, when I heard this girl confidently believe she is rapping I almost choked on my laughter. I cant even grace her with the title horrible rapper, she is just talking☠️

[@TheIceKing12]

Just discovered this channel and I’ve been watching a lot of your vids and I gotta say your already my top 5 KZbinrs ever

[@H8_1]

Being a female and watching balarke is like an out of body experience

[@Waynesodumb]

I'm pressing charges for assault on my ears.

[@itsyaboybats]

i specifically quit my job so she will have no chance of getting any of my money