CAN'T STAND THIS B

[@DashieGames]

14:10 tell me how the homie mario broke the camera O_O

[@PMGKey]

First

[@PMGKey]

First like

[@AppleValleyIndie]

Dashie why u always getting hate right away? Already some dislikes :/ What they really need is some HAAAAPiness in there lives 😁

[@rybacksexyman7478]

***** Ikr pause

[@openmindead1610]

DashieGames Can you play mario games less frequently?

[@drsliver6197]

How to make a Dashie MK video 1) Hard pause 2) OH shi+ 3) donkey bi#ch a$$ 4) this bi#ch a problem 5) I'll f#ucks with that 6) killing it 7) driftys 8) sixthfth 9) I need a bullet 10) your boy killing it BAP Comment below your Dashie quotes

[@RJ-ue2xi]

Princess Peach...B*tch Peach B*tch...Peach B*tch Peach B*tch This b*tch too my Dun uh luh luh Dun uh luh luh

[@gomezster-4115]

You forgot: WUS GUD BABY GIRL

[@killersel22]

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

[@killersel22]

You want some of this duhhhh

[@LovelySaki18]

If this bitch don't get her ass on already lol XD

[@jasminegomez7463]

I just love his "NO!" "YES!" shit 😂😂😂

[@MrNight-lk3qb]

Me too. 😂

[@Nerdd5301]

Me too 🤣

[@drummer703]

DK always finds time to be a problem

[@riccirio2019]

Always

[@donkeykong4983]

drummer703 you already know

[@nyelahlewis4448]

Dashie favorite characters :Yoshi :link :lakitu :koopa troops :dry Bowser :waluigi Dashies hated characters :donkey :Wendy :all baby's :peach :daisy rosilina :toad :toadette

[@ssniperaaron]

dashie is one of my top favorite youtubers to watch now. hes definitely on my top 5!!

[@DashieGames]

Nikeairon24 top 5 ugliest or..? haha

[@wikidysplit2946]

Dashie's number one period

[@eathams]

DashieGames top 5 biggest dongs

[@jordangray679]

DashieGames ayyyyyy

[@Bugsyummy21]

And Kobe your one of the top 10 players that I like

[@toxxicnana]

Dashie and donkey Kong, still a better live story then twilight

[@toxxicnana]

*Love*

[@neonick0]

Toxxic Nana Its funny cause the hate each other

[@spiritzs9881]

It's funny cause ur black

[@zenixtheking3262]

. racist or naw

[@neonick0]

. Its funny cause your pic is a screenshot of Goku on Adult Swim. JPEG image is thing. Just sayian..

[@chase5267]

I lost when he said " IDGAF ABOUT NO CUMMINSENSATION RIGHT NOW " 14:20

[@LadyLivie]

Onethroughfivewastaken I thought it was only me

[@requisbrickashaw666]

Onethroughfivewastaken me too he said i dont give a fuck bout no cumistization.

[@DDDiego]

Ayo

[@marissaprejean1779]

I laughed so hard I cried when he went no no yes !!!! When he hit donkey butt face

[@NightSideProductionsYTCC]

"Donkey Bitch Ass"

[@marissaprejean1779]

+Night Side 😂

[@milkascepanovic7716]

+Marissa P

[@GlockFan88]

You mean donkey bitch ass???

[@deleted9442]

I love DK

[@GekTC]

I already lost it with that unfitting Koopa dance at the beginning.

[@Kellythelegend]

When he broke the camera that shit scared the hell out of me !

[@Bugsyummy21]

BARELY

[@EvolMuzik4ever]

Kellythelegend It startled me a little because I was so close to screen. I didn't except that.

[@spiritzs9881]

It's funny cause ur black

[@Recx13ss]

.​yeah because the color of his skin totally makes the joke funny

[@ebrahimkhan1087]

Dasher is the master of jump scares especially in his HAAAAAAP Gameplays

[@corsaircarl9582]

That Cheese Land race wasn't very gouda

[@Ocram545]

I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jifyum07]

That joke was so cheesy...

[@doughboy4286]

jifyum07 lol I see you mah boi

[@Tripp426]

Tommy Wiseau Anyway how's your sex life?

[@emilywells3997]

Tommy Wiseau oh hi mark !

[@zoeyfranklin1941]

Dash-He's so cool!! well he's not cool- he, he's cute

[@jonpiers2325]

"Boom bop drift stop" Why I subscribed

[@DaleTrevors]

5:17 :)

[@donkeykong4983]

Dale Trevors thx

[@mackadoodless]

I gave you 69 likes :)

[@freebird58]

When Mario hit the camera and it broke it scared me so much😂

[@Kreamations]

Check the stats on your vehicle combination while you're choosing your parts by pressing the "+" button. You should have a lot of handling and mini turbo boost stats when playing 200cc. Awesome video man.

[@Rakimjoseph]

Kreamations thumb this up he needs to know this

[@BRYANDKING03]

Kreamations i think he knows it cuz he talked abut it in one of the mario kart 8 videos but i think he forgot so im gonna like it

[@Kreamations]

Rakim Joseph BRYANDKING03 dropboxygrembling Thanks guys, i appreciate it.

[@FusionComet]

He knows that. He did it in earlier episodes, and I believe it is actually the minus button.

[@gummmy21]

Kreamations KREAMY I ALWAYS SEE YOU IN STREAMS

[@kittycat5972]

I started busting out laughing when toad came out of no where 11:06

[@LadyLivie]

kitty cat thought I was the only one

[@shadowthepain02]

kitty cat XD i noticed toad bitch ass too XD

[@shadinaallen7227]

[@envystxx]

kitty cat xD

[@KeysCrystal]

kitty cat John Toad Cena, came out of no where !!

[@GeometryDashDrSpark]

Thumbs up for Geometry Dash!!!! Dashie needs to see this!!!!!! We need the geometry dash!!! UPSIDE DOWN TRIPLE SHITS

[@DashieGames]

DrJet real soon!

[@rybacksexyman7478]

DashieGames Is it on Friday pause

[@ryheimpalmer2064]

No it's on DEEZ NUTTZ

[@sKRPZ]

DashieGames be SQUARE with us. sometimes you be have that shifty ANGLE.

[@jahbarimatthews824]

Ryheim Palmer hahahahahaha GOT...! no...

[@dayjman25]

"I don't give a fuck about no cumitization." #DashieQuotes

[@dayjman25]

***** because he mispronounced customization?

[@TheJustdanceGameplay]

Dashie is the only funny guy on youtube lol

[@djacobhd8628]

Foreal nobody's as funny as the homie dashie

[@LittleMissMiracle]

True he's my funniest youtuber

[@SuperDeadpool4321]

TheLightFarron he like the 16th funniest I seen on KZbin.I love Cr1tikal and Vash12349 to be funnier

[@TheJustdanceGameplay]

Darkness Breaker He is Number 1 !!! , He can actually make me cry with laughter :D

[@SuperDeadpool4321]

TheLightFarron He can give great laughs too especially he raged.But Vash and Cr1k humor are golden to me.

[@alexl5636]

This was one the funniest MK8s in a while! "Not Shy Guy" had me laughing for a good minute haha

[@dejuaniquetaylor]

Dayyyyum!!!! My boi placed!?!?! Aweee shit! That's what the FUCK I'm talkin BOUT!

[@DJoka10001]

Straight up tho and on 200cc too WHAAAAAAAT!?

[@My6119]

Remember me Djoka

[@shy-redhead]

CJ Allaire How is that foreign language? You're unintelligent & rude as hell.

[@dejuaniquetaylor]

CJ Allaire Well fuck you too, you piece of shit. People can talk slang or say whatever the hell they want to say. Regardless of lame ass internet thugs like you. 

[@CJAngler41]

Sorry, I don't live in Baltimore, Ferguson or Cleveland. And I'm not black. The term "Thug" doesn't apply to me.

[@mattpickle6385]

"Ohhh look at my boi showin off in front of the camera, he's so cool y'all... well he's not cool but... he's cute"😂

[@TGMDom]

90% of these comments are people trying to act like Dashie so hard lmao

[@EmptyHand49]

I don't think they're trying it's just contagious.

[@yungmone554]

Who is not,he is a funny KZbinr that makes us laugh

[@atobys1]

pause

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

damn right mah boy! XD

[@stareater1870]

@ 3:43 I was laughing from when Dashie said "The only good thing is that Donkeys bitch ass is in last place" then he was like "Why he laughing? Why you laughing bitch? This shit ain't funny!" I thought he could hear me or something I thought I was going insane o.O

[@HasanView]

So......umm....... Dying light tomorrow ?

[@XbRaWlErXD]

Sexy Man Walter White aw what a shame then :/ guess you gotta find another video to watch till he does another

[@gokugoku1759]

What about zeno verse

[@MrTontmomton]

👏👏👏fr

[@devispistolja3512]

ImmaTomboy Jojo yeah dying light is the best

[@JayPley]

I kinda wanna see Dashie play Splatoon tomorrow.

[@WeGottaSituation]

5:25 Keep asking for bullets... you gone catch some in your next shooter gameplay lmao!

[@Lightnatural]

WeGottaSituation bahahahahaha! “ma aim! ma aim!”

[@majorbrumfield1057]

14:12 HUGE JUMPSCARE FOR ME

[@waggyarin6349]

I started laughing when you said the koppa Troppa isn't that cool, he's just cute XD

[@skoozi2]

7:05 "DID YOUR BOY REALLY JUST GET SEEHEN!!!!!!"

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

My homie Koopa Troopa got his ride pimped the fuck out ! Damn bruh I see you

[@rybacksexyman7478]

We all see him pause

[@juicyballsxp2775]

That ride is BEAST! but it had no handles tho

[@nasmatic0]

Yep we all know he about to drive-by the haters slow lol

[@aaabbbcccfgh]

TheMDXtreme Dude you're on every Dashie video I see lol.

[@malikhall4636]

aaabbbcccfgh so I'm not the only one lol XD

[@Xearrik]

It's not just you man. DK is always a problem with me as well. He drives me insane.

[@potato1341]

Depends on your character actually. Everyone has different rivals. Even read the Mario wiki (ain't a nerd. Just wanted to know the same thing dashie did. Why donkey?)

[@kuraio3017]

ikr. im playing mario kart and he comes out of no where. "im like mf im not dashie!"

[@rosestar1324]

@10:50 did Dash just use a word I don't even know?!?

[@muntu357]

Lol i noticed that to

[@ShewolfxVix]

rosestar1324 lol "double entendre"? surprised he said that too :p

[@queentaylor6561]

+DisneyxAnime-Vixenwolf gdfr-flo rida

[@donkeykong4983]

rosestar1324 lol

[@wjb4578]

It's the little things that Nintendo does is why I'm a fan, like the little dance Koppa Troopas do. They give character to an otherwise background drone.

[@korbis2296]

Dashie you made me feel so happy when i was in the hard times just thank you so so much :D

[@backup368]

Only Dashie would use a Mushroom in front of a wall.

[@chocobii_]

13:57 The only second Morton was noticed. XD

[@trippykylie2105]

0:42 dash he was only doing the whip oooh watch me watch me! 😂

[@Brian-ft4dh]

The effect Dashie did when Metal Mario ''crashed'' into the camera scared the sh*t out of me!! Anyone else?

[@toniiflores6438]

"I Already Know Its Gonna Be Fourth" *Gets Third* "OHHHHH SHIT" 😂😂😂😂

[@studydap5454]

Play geometry dash tomorrow Dashie , I enjoy that watching you play that! :)

[@studydap5454]

thanks man you got my back lol

[@studydap5454]

lol

[@K3V1N117]

Double entendre.... Thats a new one for Dashie lol

[@Daniel-dc5mr]

He has said it before, dont remember on wich vid though

[@Marin_Karin]

By far the most Funniest ep, keep on it mah boy!

[@anup5422]

"i dont give a fuck about no comisisation" lmfao dash you kill me man

[@derekguterson]

Dashie is like the one you-tuber where I can scroll through the comments and see zero hate. It's really something special.

[@urstrulykennedy]

IM SO GLAD U LIKE SHY GUY BC I LOVE HIM!!!!!

[@urstrulykennedy]

PLEASE PLAY AS SHY GUY NEXT

[@Tripp426]

***** He already played as Shy Guy awhile ago.

[@boon7047]

He never said he liked shy guy BUT shy guy is awesome

[@potato1341]

Shy guy= murderer... Just saying. He got a hood, no eyes and a hockey mask...

[@boon7047]

Or he's just a cute little guy with a mask and a hood

[@SamuelScioli]

"I don't give a f*ck about no commasization right now"

[@TDog14126]

Lol @ "not shy guy"

[@PicklesEsquire]

Hey Dash I really love your videos. My parents force me to work an awful job 45 hours a week during the summer and sometimes your videos are all that can get me through the day. I even watch them on breaks when the days are rough. Keep killin it dashie!

[@christophercolumbus6474]

The was probably THE GREATEST MARIO KART 8 GAMEPLAY EVER!Dashie was hype the whole time and I was dying the whole time!Good video ma boy!

[@steak4131]

who else misses mk8 gameplay?

[@orichalchem]

Im playing it right now ;)

[@p5rsona]

+Queeny Rose Aint the same as watching him play doe.

[@gloriuse_donut2466]

6:23 Luigi spins into the bushes XD

[@Pynkfoxx_]

14:20-14:22 . . . . . . . . . . custumastazation 👋😭😭😁 _i fuckinggg canttttt breathe lmfl

[@hakusaku1]

Man dashie, you are always thanking us for watching but we never thank you so thank you for all the great laughs dashie xD

[@TheRobert2143]

I love how Dashie and Donkey save red shells for each other. They're deliberately trying to hit each other.

[@neoluminous5110]

"They gonna change my name to Not...Shy Guy" Original character do not steal-

[@DmarcusBaus]

Dying light tomorrow then or nah?

[@betterfuelhuell3758]

When I saw your picture I was like "OMG IT'S BABY SCORPION!" XD

[@betterfuelhuell3758]

Gazelle Fuusuke OMG IT'S BABY SUB-ZERO!

[@coolmeransom]

Everybody_Loves_Hershal Hell yes

[@alexanderdominguez9259]

Milk Wars HQ it scorpion

[@betterfuelhuell3758]

Alexander Dominguez Okay?

[@fireblaze43]

Damn Dashie all these puns are a little bit too...cheesy! ha get it?

[@younggunz161]

What?

[@younggunz161]

Oh now I get it

[@soulfrgoten7]

9:36 damn dashie i wanted you too say "FLY GUY" :]

[@OrangeFox49]

I know this kind of comment is made all the time, but I've been having a really bad day. I perked up seeing a new video was uploaded and a whole day of crying turned into me being able to laugh and smile. Thanks Dashie, for doing your thing. You've made a lot of people happy with your videos. :)

[@Insane_Savage]

People Request Mario Kart 8 But Still Dislike It Smh...

[@VeganCossack]

InsaneSavage Probably because of 200CC, which fucks up half of the groove because everything's speeded way the fuck up.

[@fazepleasure7662]

Hater then don't watch it there's some games I don't want dashie to play and I just don't watch it and I wait

[@seagoatfairy]

theyre prob the ppl who didnt want mk8 lol

[@ElViperr408]

Maybe all the dying light people

[@angel-jp6wf]

Golden Freddy Not all. I don't like videos anyways. But I picked Dying Light. And I didn't dislike.

[@KenMembreno]

dashey am a proud of u pause

[@RJ-ue2xi]

No pause

[@euralsihsart5227]

When Metal Mario stupid tail broke the camera a laughed so hard

[@KenMembreno]

LaRue Mathis ikr pause

[@coreyhepler2503]

dashey? His name is right in front of you. How the hell can you fuck that up? And you're using pause wrong so, no.

[@SonsOfMars.]

PG legend Princess Elsa rybelsa pause tho

[@PCM21995]

He was in 6th place how did he end up getting hit by the blue shell at 3:34

[@Illusivejoker]

PCM21995 Cause he was first place that was still present in the race, the places from 5 -1 all finished the race so the shell just went for the next person that was the most ahead

[@_Xypher]

Ikr im still thinking about it

[@halle4lifebruh493]

Yeah I know lol😂

[@Giyo-h2o]

That was because number 1 to 5th place finished the final lap, so basically they were out of the race already

[@TheNovelasrock]

Not even lying, hearing dashie's mix tape while watching this. Its so FIRE!

[@lolazola7068]

Dashie always does his best with characters that have shells😂

[@qzc3E9]

dashie needs to learn to spam when he has piranha plant lol

[@SirExxodus]

GEOMETRY DASH TOMORROW!

[@Jordan33731]

Who disliked this???

[@agent_camyo1043]

I did he needs to play different games

[@azureex2533]

Cameron Dollison Yeah I didn't dislike, but I hate to say it. This is getting kinda stale. Dashie should at least play online on this to make it a little more entertaining.

[@yxnglucci4801]

Jordan33731 Only the new fans would be complaining. Everyone knows dashie plays something different everyday.

[@risan-st1rj]

TYBG YouHaveBlessedMe Obama ny master what do we do

[@yxnglucci4801]

risan34500 Praise Dashie and show him some respect.

[@gilvelaz69]

That last race made my day super funny bro keep it up. U just gotta luv when dashie stars to lose control of the race.

[@GaruruTheWolf]

I laughed so hard when DK Red Shell'd him twice in a row.

[@danbrady3196]

Is Dashie newer to KZbin or am I just late?

[@seagoatfairy]

you are very late i have been watchin him since i was 12 in 2012😂

[@danbrady3196]

Gianna Rossi Damn Dashie has been around since '12? Welp at least I found him now

[@Kebrilla]

dan brady Dashies Been here since year 12??!!! Daaaaamnnn i see you Dashie! He probably Bang all them Dinosaurs

[@xsariax]

dan brady He's been around for many years young man/lady

[@Illusivejoker]

dan brady He's been on KZbin as far back as 2010 with his main account DashieXP.

[@ryanornelas786]

sixthf

[@SyrianReviews]

Sixfthf

[@luigixeno7939]

1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6thf

[@TheCRTman]

SIXTFH

[@kingvr4684]

Where FNAF3 at Dash?

[@Kuroi_chō]

***** shut yo duck ass up before I roast yo ass

[@Kuroi_chō]

***** NNNNOOOOOO Bitch!!

[@cruxmind]

***** no pause. stop that shit. It wasn't sexual at all.

[@comradezvezda]

***** stop this joke before its become trend

[@theleafeon8020]

I don't understand the pause logic I'm new :P

[@neveenafunches1472]

5:26 - 12:30 lol me when all of my other siblings get something like chips but I don’t get one lol

[@shawv9743]

Dashie good at video games and putting in the extra editing effort, all in one video?!?!?!?!? Best Dashie vid of all time yall

[@Danesha_M_H]

10:01 LMAO 🤣

[@CattyMintgum]

WHY DID THE BLUE SHELL HIT YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN SIXTHFTH PLACE?!...D:

[@JulioMartinez-vh7tq]

Catty Mintgum Everyone else had finished so it considers him as the one in "1st".

[@desmo78]

DASHIE PLEAAASE DO THE CHARLIE CHARLIE CHALLENGE. ITS REAL BRUH.

[@GamesOfPhantom]

Nicole Agsalda yea dashie name is Charlie

[@SSB43DSNWiiU]

It's not real. Get over it.

[@desmo78]

***** Ssshhhh.

[@joshua-wj8qd]

The funny is when he said that he fuck it up with that little dance

[@orichalchem]

Your the only youtuber that has made me laugh and chuckle, i never do that to anyone else except you

[@Trevor274]

Why the fuck did the first place bomb thing fuck you up at 3:36? You were in sixffff!?

[@MarvelDCgeek542]

Do more Mario Kart 8

[@Eli-zf4ep]

Ikr

[@zemnigames9189]

and i thought they were called item blocks but i guess they called duluhduluh

[@ArtGuardian05]

I had so much fun watching you play this! Thank you for the laughs as always.

[@tasmariee]

Anybody else see Toad fly across the screen like that😂 @ 11:04

[@wittybunnyable]

Dashie play yandere simulator on Saturday

[@tangerinetango]

Ytd I watched (almost) all of your mirror's edge videos. Now this. Such a dramatic transition cause you were legitimately calm then xD

[@CapTheNPC2]

That camera crack made me literally laugh out loud. Too funny.

[@joshfuga783]

Yo dashie was ALL up into his feelings until the scoreboard said he made top 3........i was laughing my ass off OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

[@TheMadameHannah]

One of the best and funniest Mario Kart 8 gameplays of yours!

[@DJBaller237]

Yo Dash, drifting was super on point this gameplay! They were lovin you with all those bullets too!!!

[@101estheriloveu]

OMG AT THE END WITH THE SCREEN CRACK. I DIED LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA, I love your edits!!!!!!!!

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

6:06 ''That b**** hit me twice!'' Pause on that tho

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

TheBeacon Sheep 7:35 ''I wish I would've hit that b**** with it.'' same

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

TheBeacon Sheep 7:42

[@waggyarin6349]

dang Dashie you and the baby park race , you were fire on that one! XD

[@rogerbeltran6924]

DASHIE CONGRATS ON GETTING 3 Million SUBSCRIBERS

[@mattbarker2943]

I laughed my ass off when Mario broke the camera!!!!!!

[@SMBr0s]

10:25 [Metal Mario on screen with Bullet Bill coming up behind him] Ooh, bitch. [Then Bullet Bill goes away to reveal Koopa Troopa] Oh, that was me!

[@pekoeji]

these make me feel better when i’m really sad bless u

[@realxtraki11er]

Oh my god I literally cried at the end with Mario love dashie no pause

[@njyawndra8609]

4:47 Metal Mario falls into the river.😂