CAN WE HANDLE IT?! Americans React "Gary Delaney | Ruthless One Liners"

[@grunions9648]

That fisting joke made my day. In fact it made my hole weak.

[@millysworld6150]

Me too. I smsl.

[@paulbromley6687]

Nice one

[@wakeup2theNWO]

😂

[@Revelian1982]

If that was your own joke then fantastic and well done.

[@louclarebear]

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@liamspence4334]

You know what guys it's nice to see a couple of Americans who know it's just a laugh and don t get affended, keep it up fellas

[@MatthewvMayo]

Many of us don't get offended. Sadly we're not the ones that catch the attention of the media.

[@pitmatix1457]

Weirdly my favourite joke of his is possibly his cleanest. "I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time, we went to the zoo and I saw an elephant"

[@grumpyone5963]

Or his, “my grief councillor recently died….. luckily he was so good I didn’t give a shit!

[@Tiberius66]

I went to the zoo to watch the monkeys wanking then I went to see the crocodiles and I was still wanking

[@kingdong2484]

It's real British comedy, nothing is off limits

[@DabbaRanx]

My favourite Gary Delaney joke is: I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day. The store clerk asked "are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "no, in the lounge"

[@grumpyone5963]

Or, I was nearly sacked from my new roofing job when I was caught masturbating the other day. Luckily my boss said I could wipe the slate clean!

[@justincronkright5025]

The fact that on MtW it came just a bit after 'Felt Tip Pens' was the best for me. When they hit you one after the other it just enhances them all.

[@buffetslayer1533]

I actually was the manager of the comedy club hot water comedy club in Liverpool. So I’ve met Gary quite a few times, and he was always brilliant with the other acts.

[@wezzmusic]

Gary Delaney is a comical genius. Clean, rude or blattenetly offensive it's always funny when you can laugh at yourself before someone else can.

[@kengregory6026]

Kudos for doing this ..Gary can do a brilliant clean act but can do this also....check out his missus, the excellent Sarah Millican too.....good stuff chaps

[@chatteyj]

Sarah milican is his missus?? Woah did not know that.

[@englishpete22]

@@chatteyj yes, she is - they've been together for years as far as i know

[@milkysue5496]

Omg I never knew thatqaa

[@citroenrelayboxerducatomat3984]

yer 'aving a laff...

[@Revelian1982]

Sarah Millican isn't very funny.

[@adrianmarson6910]

Gary is a British one liner legend love him to bits ,

[@hawkpaul8735]

Gary and his wife Sarah are two of my favourite comedians. It was pure joy to watch your reactions to this performance.

[@jonathanfinan722]

I saw Gary once. He was brilliant. He knows how to run a show. In his encore he got smuttier and smuttier until his eyes lit up and he said “Oh I think I’ve got the measure of you lot. So, I’ll finish with this; after sex I make my girlfriend sleep on the wet patch. You’d like to think that by 11 she’d have stopped pissing the bed.” Half the audience in hysterics, the other half frantically trying to phone the police. Genius.

[@RolanTheBrave]

I saw him on tour last October, great show.

[@beemachin8092]

I’m off to see Gary in October can’t wait

[@jackchallis9456]

He's an absolute master at playing with words and phrases. Love the guy. Awesome reaction as ever guys ✌💙

[@DesireAndFire2010]

I love Gary. I've seen him live a couple of times and it was amazing. His jokes are crude and brilliant 😂

[@mikeynma]

He is still doing it, been to see him live twice this year and i was crying with laughter

[@rogerbrumpton8528]

Great stand up, seen him live, and his wife Sarah Millican twice, brilliant!

[@rayc1835]

Gary is brilliant! Also Sarah millicans husband.

[@ezza9578]

Love Gary, 👍❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@isaachunt7107]

When I found out that Gary was married to Sarah, it gave an extra comedic boost to Sarah's hubby stories... what a couple to have as neighbours

[@lewishutchinson5764]

Not everyone's cup of tea but to me I am in hysterics every time he's on TV 😂🇬🇧

[@lyncohn9505]

I saw Gary doing a show a couple of weeks back, still smiling

[@VXGaming]

Just listening to the audience reaction time between the joke and the moment they get it is amazing.

[@Paul-hl8yg]

Gary Delaney & Tim Vine are both the best at one liners. Quick & sharp. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@jonhill134]

Gary Delaney is hilarious 😂 I love that he laughs at his own jokes 😂

[@BunniMonster]

Gary is a machine, you will have heard many of his jokes being told by other comedians and probably even friends in real life.

[@danholland8722]

gary delaney is brilliant and completely under rated. i do love one liners

[@davidbatey1932]

Brilliant stand up, saw him live in Llandudno a few months back, laughing from start to finish

[@jacquilewis8203]

Fecking brilliant 👏 👌 His stand up is outrageous and hilarious 😂 😃 You cringe at yourself for laughing, but still go back for more. His Mrs is Sarah Milligan also a excellent comedian.

[@christianking3915]

He's with that, missed his specsavers appointment obviously, Jesus

[@casinoclown5502]

@@christianking3915 it wasn't a funny comment the first time you said it 😉

[@lisadowsett6836]

@@christianking3915 How old are you? ffs

[@christianking3915]

@@lisadowsett6836 I do not identify as a Christian any more, I identify as a seventeen year old Vietnamese girl named Haom nipa ffs

[@chancerystone4086]

@@christianking3915 Ah, I see, you're a failed comedian who resents women comedians.

[@lloydwaycott8178]

11:10 Right after the rape joke, when Spencer says ''That reminds me of the time.......'', Daniel's face is a picture like he's thinking - ''I don't know where this is going but tread carefully boy''. He was so relieved when it was just a shit joke that had nothing to do with rape.

[@stuartjohnson124]

Finally!! The comedian I’ve been waiting for you to react to! Seen him a few times; and he’s brilliant.

[@neilheyward2599]

That was crude, disgusting and revolting. I LOVED EVERY MINUTE🤣🤣👍👍 Thanks guys.

[@Shade.85]

The 'magician Bin Laden' joke is exquisite if you know he's referring to David Copperfield, who famously made the Statue of Liberty disappear in a 1983 televised magic show 🪄 That one wasn't as much about shock value as it was playing on frame of reference. Most marvellous joke I've heard in a while 👌so thanks for reacting to this, guys!

[@pindiddle]

Thanks guys…. you are what we need in todays woke society. 👍👍

[@martylawrance]

I saw him live just before lockdown, my stomach muscles were sore with laughter

[@barryk32]

He's my favourite comedian by miles. I went to see him just recently. He always replies on social media too. Blokes a legend

[@foubrat777]

Absolutely love you guys. You constantly make me smile when I watch your videos. Thank you so much.

[@edogeezer]

well done guys for having the balls for showing this. good stuff keep it up.happy new year from the other side of the pond.

[@yvonnewatkinson840]

Can't belive I've never heard of him,need to go and see him live,he's great.🤣

[@adriangreenoff9163]

Thank you for reacting to one of our more sensitive comedians😂.

[@jacquilewis8203]

😆 🤣 😂

[@clarkeysam]

I saw his work in progress show a few years back. It lasted nearly 3 hours! He has so much material!!

[@julieparslow2998]

Would love to see him live , great reaction guys ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@tonygriffin_]

He's touring the UK at the moment but if you get his email newsletter every month or so, he always includes a few new one-liners in them.

[@jaylad16]

"You've gotta make laughter out of a shitty situation " fantastic quote lads

[@PhilHarrisTV]

Seen him live. Funny as hell.

[@ManxAndy]

Gary Delaney is just brutal, saw him live last year……I’m still sore from laughing 👍🇮🇲😜💪🔥🔥🔥

[@TheRealityleak]

AT LAST!! Gary Delaney is the best! It's OK guys. He's scared of flying so will only do UK and Ireland venues. He's got loads of clips on KZbin. The 9 minutes on live at the apollo is OK... But his more risqué stuff is on other clips. He's been on mock the week quite a few times too. Thanks. Quick fyi: there was a kids TV show called fingermouse in the 70s/80s where a guy had his finger in a paper mouse.

[@notjustmedamnit]

"...you gotta make laughter out of a shitty situation." Yes. This! Yes.

[@B3thBakes]

Ahh how did i miss this! Lets go!! 😊😊

[@B3thBakes]

He's hilarious

[@Zombie_Octopus]

Great video 👍🏻

[@jamescockings6852]

Love Gary Delaney, there’s lots of jokes out there and he’s got a 90 minute video on KZbin of one liners

[@otterspocket2826]

I sat down to watch that intending to split it into 3 or 4 sessions - 90 minutes later I was disappointed it was so short.

[@chrisstones1249]

Fantastic reaction lads .🤭🔥👍🇬🇧

[@livingart2576]

I hear jokes like these everyday in work 😂😂

[@danwill]

I was at that gig, was in my home town Liverpool. Check out Paul Smith, he’s a regular at that comedy club. He doesn’t really tell jokes he just interacts with the audience. Proper Liverpool (scouse) humour.

[@kalinaphillips9779]

The comment after lipstick joke "because I am worth it" is a L'Oreal's slogan/catchphrase

[@Smithjones12]

Gary and Sarah are both awesome 😂 The "most complained about" and "woman leaving" are part of the joke/routine.

[@cazzyuk3934]

Not sure if you've reacted to Sarah Millican, but her and Gary are husband/wife. She doesn't hold back either!!

[@christianking3915]

He's with that, he obviously missed his specsavers appointment, Jesus

[@Rasperdan]

@@christianking3915 why ?

[@markatherton9361]

I think I’d pay to be around that just ti have breakfast with them. She’s brilliant, both very funny, Have they ever done a panel show together?

[@christianking3915]

@@Rasperdan because it's my opinion and ?

[@casinoclown5502]

@@markatherton9361 I haven't seen them together on any show..

[@clare3054]

Brilliant reaction guys

[@NE0INEAN]

I’m about to see Gary live tonight! So excited :))! Thanks for this ace reaction👍

[@weSnooker]

Love the supersonic shirt

[@georgecaplin9075]

Kudos to you guys for leaving it all in. A lesser channel would’ve censored this.

[@kekerso]

If you want his full set and it is Hilarious, watch his Live in Liverpool about 55mins long on KZbin surprisingly.

[@TheFrem1]

There is one quite funny "Clean" one line joker and that is Tim Vine, He might be worth a look, He's very quick witted.

[@2old4gamez]

Time Vine is an absolute blast. The king of the 'pun' liners.

[@bmxerqf882]

And if you want strange one liners Milton Jones is the man

[@casinoclown5502]

@@bmxerqf882 the man with many grandfathers 😂

[@chatteyj]

All good I still think Stuart francis is the king of one liners though.

[@robdee9341]

Tim Vine and Milton Jones are brilliant. Two of Tim's I brought my wife a guitar for her birthday. A Fender? No she loved it.. I just sold my vacuum cleaner. Well it was just in the cupboard gathering dust...

[@treacadelic]

They are just jokes. And pushing the boundaries is what allows the next level to arrive.

[@Mrs-EdB]

Love Gary, saw him a couple of months ago and he was brilliant, can’t wait to see his other half in August

[@sueturner9468]

They won't know that's Sarah Millican.

[@josephphelan646]

I wonder if after they'd had a row do they tell each uder jokes to reconcile ..????? Jus taut !'d ask .... not ""tryin to be funny " ....!!!

[@unicyclist97]

Gary is so much fun!

[@chriscjad]

Loved this! His set live at the Apollo is a bit cleaner but also excellent!

[@davemadill3782]

He's f**king brilliant!

[@DJVoyagerXue]

You can see a fair few of the jokes went over their heads, but the reaction to the ones they caught were class ;)

[@foubrat777]

I have an honours degree in comedy writing and performance (taken as a mature student!) and I have been following Gary Delaney since I happened upon him about six years ago. Great to see you guys appreciate his jokes. Love your style, so I’ve subscribed! Interesting, though, to see that you accept all of his jokes but only stumble halfway when he makes a 9/11 gag. You do, to your credit, both accept and move on from it. But that shows you the power of cultural bias; as much as I totally sympathise with everything that happened on 9/11, as a Brit, I just see that as another joke on the same level as all the others, with no direct emotional connection. Just an interesting cultural observation, hopefully! 😋 Take care, and thanks for the videos. 😻

[@TomMerson]

As well as being a great comedian, Gary is just such a down-to-earth guy. A friend of mine once did a panel show with him, and I got chatting to Gary after the show, and he arranged discounted tickets for me and a group of friends from my comedy club to go and see his headline show. Spent about 2 hours chatting with him in the bar afterwards about the comedy industry and working on TV. Plus he always engages with his fans on social media.

[@oldandmodernclassiccars2266]

Also tim vine is a brilliant one line comedian

[@princeofdaftness]

I shared this on Gary's fb page, I he'll pop up and say hi to you guys at some point

[@LadyGigglesnort]

I have seen Gary live. He is magnificent! And yes, half the audience were shocked and the rest were laughing like hyenes! Including me.

[@yellyman5483]

This is the funniest thing i`ve seen for a long time:)

[@pzpete]

Not just watching but you laughed at everything!

[@annother3350]

I hadnt seen this clip before - sweet!

[@templestark4779]

Honestly, this fucker is brilliant. Yeah, watching this again.

[@chrishaddow5644]

Gary replies to most if not every comment on Facebook or likes your comment he’s a top man

[@stepenn2196]

The mock the week clip clean good watch.

[@craigmc83]

That comedy club, hot water, is great! Look up Paul Smith crowd work and Adam Rowe Victoria secrets!

[@308V8HZ]

Another bloke who singled out everyone and celebrities was Rodney Rude from Australia in the 80s and 90s . Saw him heaps of times back then . One time he was on stage there were cops in the audience , they were having an absolute great time , then after the show they arrested him for using foul language . Love you guys to do a reaction to Rodney , the funniest guy I ever seen .

[@circulation69]

Was lucky enough to see Gary in February of this year and what you've just watched was pretty much the last 10 minutes of his set.... oh yes, he's still doing it. But what I like about Gary is the cleaner or less offensive material is just as funny. He's a very intelligent comedian.

[@williebauld1007]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that;s hilarious, I'll have to watch more of his stuff

[@joedaws8924]

From the same comedy club watch paul Smith

[@alienj272]

Fairplay for doing this vid. It's just humour! Humour keeps us sane, dark humour keeps us human! Just jokes! Great vid

[@deanmarkwell5997]

Classic 👏👏👏

[@wilky952]

you cant laugh at 90%, then get all mad when he is onto your shit. Best to just ride the wave. Keep up the good work guys.

[@box0ftricks116]

Gary Delaney is brilliant, check him out at the apollo, he isn’t as crude as this 😂 but so funny! And dont worry, its ok to laugh at comedy and not take it literally or personally.

[@HuwBass]

First saw Gary in the early 2000s at a biker festival. It turned into a "how low can I go before you stop laughing" exercise. Hilarious.

[@scottishviking4240]

Cost me a fortune in sherbet dip daps 🤣🤣🤣🤣fucking legend

[@jimreid4367]

Gary Delaney & his wife Sarah Millican are both in my Top 10 of UK comedians .

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Some of those were brutal. :) Most of the stuff out there from him isn't this ruthless but he's just as funny regardless.

[@davel8927]

You obviously enjoyed it!😁😁😁

[@1nikg]

Nice hat 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@jemima8844]

Nice hat spence! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@chrisstones1249]

Good lord you guys are amazing 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@jeanlongsden1696]

Gary has his own YT channel, it is well worth subbing too.

[@keithwilson1554]

This is the Humour shared by people like Nurses,Doctors, Fire,Police and Defence Force personnel as they use it as a coping mechanism when having to deal with Death. It helps so you don't Drink as Much.

[@stevewallace1387]

I have been too three of his shows he is very good

[@scottirvine121]

Loving the cap and T shirt dude

[@pirons61]

I agree check out Sarah Millican. She is a comedic star . I have seen her ar rhe theatre a couple of months ago . Imagine what it is like in their household. Married to Gary Delanie

[@craigjeffery2661]

Dark shocking comedy at its best, love hearing the laughs then the ohhhhhhhs 😂 probably by the same people too.