Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Flare Gun?

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Say what you will about Fallout 4 and the changes it made to the series, you can’t deny that the weapons were, for the most part, a vast improvement over previous games. I say “for the most part” because there’s one weapon that ruins the entire game just with its existence. Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Flare Gun?
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Flare Gun? (in text form)
I suppose we should start at the beginning. After making my character as true to life as possible with a giant crooked nose, oversized eyeballs, and a bald spot, I realized that I’d forgotten to activate the mod that shows the full lines of dialog, was already far to late into the game to go back and activate it, and started assigning SPECIAL Points. It’s been proven with the power of probable science that Luck and the Idiot Savant perk is better in the long term for maximizing your experience than going with Intelligence. Because I was only after a few perks, I spread out the remaining points amongst everything except Charisma. Then, I had to find the truth. I had to know where the salesman goes after our conversation. I’m not sure what it is, but something about these shots makes me sad and uncomfortable at the same time. He doesn’t go to the vault though, it hasn’t even finished being constructed yet. The bombs dropped, I wrapped myself in plastic wrap and climbed into the freezer, and found out the truth, again. Nora, your supposed wife, doesn’t die. It’s a trick. See, her eyes are still moving. Want more proof? The resurrect command doesn’t work on her. It makes perfect sense, you can’t bring her back from the dead if she’s faking it.
I did what I always do to escape Vault 111 without attacking anything, left the Vault, arrived in Sanctuary, ignored Codsworth, and the real game began. I wanted to get a few levels under my belt before I started doing much of anything else. Just needed a couple perks to make life easier. I won’t waste as much of your time on this as I did mine, all that matters is that I had almost 600 fully erect pieces of wood by the time I was finished, and they were arguably the most organized they’d ever been. Satisfied with my work, I left the settlement and set off for Concord. Why? Because that’s where the real game lives. See, like most unique gimmick weapons that aren’t worth their weight in garbage, the Flare Gun is a pain to obtain. To get it, you’ve gotta complete The First Step quest, which comes after When Freedom Calls. Ya know, that quest that involves killing a bunch of Raiders to save the Minutemen. As luck would have it, it’s not at all easy to do that when you can’t attack anything yet because anything but a Flare Gun is not a Flare Gun.
The Raiders outside can be cleared out by Preston if you’re patient enough, no problem there. But the ones inside, well, let’s just say that in the process of trying to figure out what to do about it, you almost got drunk Mitten Squad vs the air conditioner round 2. It would’ve happened when I was in North Carolina last week but they’re more civilized down there, their air conditioners know to shut the up when they’re emotionally assaulted. My first idea was to use the power armor to glitch myself into the office the minutemen are hold up in. I thought that maybe because you’re not supposed to be in there until the Raiders are gone, getting in their early would trigger the rest of the quest. It didn’t. All that happened was I got stuck in the door and couldn’t move. Momentarily content with my own failure, I left for greener pastures: Diamond City. I had me a plan. I bought my first flares from Cricket outside of Megaton and also ridded myself of a lot of the garbage I’d collected. Piper helped me get inside the city, I got even more Flares from the various vendors inside, did Piper’s interview, and had me a companion.

[@JustinY.]

Imagine being born in a ruined world only to get set on fire by some guy in a blue jumpsuit and ganked by some 1700s cosplayers

[@gamerboi5651]

Justin Y. Hey

[@jimmilton6644]

under a minute

[@kingz7057]

Beautiful

[@jotaro1370]

Hi

[@johnhuman.]

Hi Justin Y

[@valyrieanson3893]

Rest in peace Paul I know you are in the afterlife saying "this is where the real game begins"

[@deityjc]

Those plushies are gonna be worth gold now

[@Darth001]

Going through his fallout playlist again in his honor. He's unique sence of humor makes me come back time and time again. R. I. P

[@ivydowling75]

wait what he is dead !? @@Darth001

[@Darth001]

@@ivydowling75 yes died about couple months ago. The booze demon finally got him bless him. Tried he's best to stay clean multiple times but the last relapse got. He will forever be remembered for starting the can you beat series and his sence of humor

[@ivydowling75]

you need to read the comunity tab like i said amd stop spreading lies he posted 2 months ago so unless it happened in two month UNLIKE everyone's sayingthen yeah okay, he starts the message to dispell the roumors @@Darth001

[@quinnybonow8727]

*Paul when he sees an air conditioner in his rest home in 80 years* Now this is where the real game begins

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

*grabs flare gun* Thems fightin words

[@theshadowcrusader]

YEW TAWKIN TO MEEH?

[@flynnsmith3453]

Nothing but 4:43

[@mr_JackSchwarze]

You see this is humorous because he is saying Paul (from mitten squad) would then go on a homicidal rampage against everyone around him

[@somerandomguy5977]

You're dumb as hell thinking he's gonna live to over 100 when he constantly talks about being an extremely heavy drinker

[@zkillyatt1738]

“Can you beat Fallout 4 as a deathclaw?” Trust me, it isn’t as fun as it sounds, it’s 20% mauling things to death, 45% trying to squeeze through doorways, 5% being friends with other deathclaws, and 30% screaming as half the commonwealth unloads 35 clips into your body since you are a walking bullet sponge, but you are an actual sponge.

[@nickrustyson8124]

Now being a Deathclaw in New Vegas is better because you can have 5 other Deathclaw friends

[@cosmiceyness]

@@nickrustyson8124 draco the talking deathclaw with an awesome ass gold chain

[@stever7283]

@@cosmiceyness no stop

[@Son0v4l1ch]

Yes

[@sumisu2578]

There will be 15 minutes of mauling, then you’ll holler “oh god please stop”

[@Colonel_dinggus]

“I have no arms and I must dab” added to the list of greatest mitten squad quotes

[@bonb0n593]

"and the blimp went down like Hindenburg"

[@echo3119]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[@aeureus]

Quote taken from a scary ass story

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

Is it supposed to be a reference to: *I have no mouth but I must scream?*

[@echo3119]

Ryan Hutchinson I’m assuming that

[@Zoms101]

"I have no arms and I must dab." This is both a horrible and wonderful reference.

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

“I have no mouth and I must scream” so creepy.

[@coderedskyrim]

@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 bleak

[@JMGaming1288]

3:50 outside of Megaton? That's quite a trip for some flares.

[@gordonhoth8597]

Hahaha, I came down here to see if anyone else caught that

[@josiahdriver755]

@@gordonhoth8597 same

[@toasty6738]

@@gordonhoth8597 same

[@Benjamin_ireland]

same

[@michaeljacks0n381]

@@toasty6738 same

[@Aviati0n]

Going back and watching all my favourite Mitten Squad challenges, knowing I'll never again see a new one. Miss you, Paul.

[@RedPanda9965]

I feel you bro gone too soon rest east paul

[@jonarbuckle2894]

I would be happy with my life if only one sequel would ever come out if that sequel was drunk mitten squad vs air conditioner 2

[@justinbalcome392]

“Can you beat fallout 4 absolutely shitfaced?”

[@space_racc]

Drunk air conditioner vs mitten squad

[@houstonwhite7051]

no,, don’t give me hope

[@iansyt5622]

.

[@user-ql1ir5sv4t]

The perfect sequel didn't exist... Yet

[@ervanaugusto791]

"You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep." -Navajo proverb

[@GoblinLord]

I don't know the meaning of this proverb, but you can wake them up if they "pretend" to wake up kek also what's the actual meaning if I might ask

[@willgiven8823]

@Logan jeez man... No need to be rude.

[@sergeantquackers7815]

Logan proverbs arent very effective against diseases sadly

[@ericcheese7594]

There's a saying in Taiwan "Lies are like tigers. They are bad"

[@ervanaugusto791]

@@GoblinLord You can't force someone to do something he/she don't want to do

[@Internetresident0451]

I literally didn't even know the flare gun did damage, I thought it's only use was to summon settlers to come die to whatever you were fighting

[@Zer0fuks]

Comes in handy lighting dark areas too.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Now I wonder what happens if you use a flare gun, a synth relay grenade and a vertibird grenade at the same time.

[@WolfIshElm]

“dog meat had a photoshoot” just casually brings that in as you’re about to fight kellogg

[@BKAngmar]

That looked dope tho

[@saintsesame1287]

I like to imagine that he’s saying all this to himself while he’s playing and not in a voice over.

[@K1wib0y]

Me too

[@somm150]

I say them to myself when I play Fallout now.

[@pweefypweef4089]

@@somm150 im sorry but...how? Are we to assume you knew exactly what was going on in the game and further along enough into your playthrough for your brain to comprehend, and convert into narrative speech RIGHT as said events are happening? Thats impressive. O.o

[@aidennatteravent4519]

That's what I would do

[@mogenoof]

@@pweefypweef4089 yeah we're just built different

[@maxgudjob8285]

not gonna lie, the father eyeball thing creeped me out "he has no eyes, but he still sees you"

[@TiddyTwyster]

Essentially the 'Frenzy' status effect in bloodborne

[@songbird6414]

Reminds me of that line from Warriors about Jayfeather: “he’s blind, but he sees more than any of us ever will.”

[@Errow2281]

Did you see the timestamp immediately after? [1:17:00]

[@oldsif645]

Fun fact, if you fail the mission by somehow killing the settlers, for some reason Preston still gives you the flare gun

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

I’m starting to get suspicious of how you know that🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@mistadip42]

@@Sapphiregamer8605 A friend told him ;)

[@shitballsmgee]

@@Sapphiregamer8605 I just kill all unnamed setlers

[@komiks42]

​@@Sapphiregamer8605killing settlers is faster than conpleting their quest...

[@skyethegoose]

Rest well Paul, may there be many buckets wherever you are

[@CEOofNano]

Normals Flare Guns: *Can actually kill people* FO4 Flare Guns: "Huehue projectile go PLINK"

[@sadsworth4605]

True

[@Menelutorex]

how flare gun can kill someone ??

[@thecrab2791]

Menelutorex you are launching a relatively large projectile at very high speeds. How can it not kill?

[@deathdude42]

@@Menelutorex flares burn at extremely hot temperatures and if fired at close range have plenty of kinetic energy to cause serious harm, seriously flares can and have fucked people up really really badly.

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

To be fair it does take like, 10 shots from a 10mm to kill a decent raider

[@SomeCanine]

Mitten nodding at his field of fence posts, "Crop's coming in pretty good."

[@thaias9654]

Can’t wait for the harvest.

[@thedeekabides]

Easy livin', this ain't.

[@Quasi404]

Yessir

[@sixrats]

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[@CuppaLLX]

“I need to assign someone to this”

[@maxgudjob8285]

Paul wasnt lying when he said "to be as true to life as possible"

[@blackfirestory]

69th likr

[@ThatFreakingGinger]

@@blackfirestory 100th

[@nolansnoeyer7357]

16:07 “And went with the brotherhood... got told to clear out fort strong... that’s why I’m siding with the minute men”

[@grady3426]

Therapist: Vault yoshi does not exist he can't hurt you. Vault yoshi: *demonic screeching*

[@starkadex3530]

Vault Yoshi is more terrifying than my grades

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Terrifying? You mean *SEXY* ?

[@mephistophelesthesilentchi3446]

Shit made me drop my phone in horror and bewilderment. What cruel God allow vault yoshi to be thing...

[@simonsoupshark8009]

why oh why did he have to put that in our heads

[@themalkman5095]

666 likes, commenting before it’s destroyed smh

[@sleepygamermax6782]

Flare gun does 10 damage. Imagine doing less damage than a pistol that shoots balls.

[@simple__sigma3287]

Wait what

[@Sirvanquish]

B A L L S

[@qwertyerror601]

. 38 BAALLSSSS

[@sleepygamermax6782]

Qwerty Error yup

[@GideonGrimmGaming]

I’m replaying New Vegas, came across the kid with the C-Finder. Had a laugh remembering Paul, and then was too sad to keep playing. Rest in peace, Paul.

[@fxdbrokenlight3927]

"I bought me my first flares from cricket outside megaton" part hit me hard

[@MoonPatch]

"Oh no I hurt its feelings" Such power.

[@mrs_Robbinson]

The kindest and most human words to leave his mouth

[@turtlenator97]

I laughed so hard when that clip played I scared my cat.

[@eillyouredead1865]

The kindness in his voice is the best thing in the world

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

3:13

[@Spideryote]

"Because I know my audience; talking to someone is hard." Words do not describe how called out I feel right now

[@pepperchinifam8223]

OMG NO WAY YOUR IN FAZE OMG OMG OMG OMG IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING IN FAZE AND HOW MUCH MONY DOE YOU MAKY PLEASE PLEAS CAN I BE IN FAIZ PLEEEEEEEES IM BEGGING YOU I WANT TO BE IN FAAAAAAAAZ

[@nou5090]

@@pepperchinifam8223 he aint in faze kid

[@oliverm.2118]

No U well no shit

[@somm150]

No U You seem like a kid yourself.

[@pawel1.7.22]

Faze pozer says

[@ohthatsabaseball5824]

Vault Yoshi... It's a nightmare, but one I am willing to embrace

[@cooperboles3052]

Godspeed Paul, thank you for your comforting voice to take me to sleep many insomniac nights

[@twistedmissile716]

After the screen fades to black “And that’s where the real game begins”

[@kentuckyladd5174]

Finally awake? You got caught in that Imperial ambush same as us

[@twistedmissile716]

JD Wilde and that thief over there

[@davidlilley2736]

@@kentuckyladd5174 hey what if the curior or vault player whoever is the dragonborn crossed the border hmm plot twist maybe 🤔

[@davidlilley2736]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF**************************KKKKKKKKKKK I HATE AUTO CORRECT I PUT CORIOR IT PUT CURRIDOR seriesly screw auto

[@zanemob1429]

The name and pfp... So good...

[@sorry8481]

you should do minute men mortar only. it will be horrible

[@radium_habit6869]

Fatman only, but you can only shoot upwards.

[@samepo3102]

I need this so much

[@fearedjames]

Amusing, but most the fights are indoors, so less than pointless.

[@toldensaidno9591]

The player can't use it, so it wouldn't count.

[@USSCYT]

That's the point of flares. You get alot of minutemen if you do all the quests and take the castle.

[@chrismudd9274]

12:11 Challenge fucking accepted A month later: I beat it and I regret this so much. Holy shit it was miserable, I have so much more respect for Paul.

[@sp00py38]

"Oh no I hurt it's feelings." I don't know why I laughed so hard at this 😭😂

[@proto3840]

That was priceless 🤣

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

adding insult to injury

[@Jonaegh]

"So I failed... on purpose. Successfully." *I had a stroke*

[@Altair1243WAR]

Really kind of fucks with your head when you realize the sentence actually makes sense

[@Derbycat1]

"The flare gun is horrible Terrarians: "welcome to the team"

[@TF2BluSoldier]

* Laughs in Blood *

[@rangerleaf1505]

I had almost forgot about it.... Almost

[@kraftwerk5441]

As an avid player of terraria this is true

[@andylagger551]

I know right? It barely even provides any lights!

[@Nemephosis]

Terrarian with thousands of hours in the game since 2012 here. Can 100% confirm the flare gun's best use is turning into gold at the merchant.

[@fern5340]

4:43 Wrong site dude 😳

[@Undergarmentinspectors]

The flare gun has a fire rate of 100 so if you found a legendary bottomless flare gun you could shoot quite fast

[@ThePolishTexan]

I think the flare gun is unique to the one you get at the start from preston

[@mrnarfynoof]

I wonder if console commands could give it the never-ending attribute

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

the most broken never ending gun is still the double barrel shotgun. With advanced receiver it does 78 damage and a fire rate of 181. Since the fire rate is across 10 seconds, that means it can fire 18.1 times per second for 1411.8 dps. Without perks! Rifleman doubles damage and ignores 30% armor and bloody mess adds another 15% damage Assuming those are additive and not multiplicative that gives us 3247.14 dps. If they multiply on top of each other, it's 3670.68 dps. Either way enough to kill three sentry bots in under a second.

[@illmind1560]

"The mayor was convinced by a man with the Charisma of a defective toaster". MittenSquad 2020

[@kakarot847]

Why are people liking your comment you just said what he said

[@illmind1560]

@@kakarot847 I'm quoting him because I think it's funny and they also think it's funny.

[@grandduchyofwales]

@@illmind1560 yeah its funny

[@Windrake101]

_"Does anyone want any toast?"_

[@theblackbaron4119]

A defective toaster has its charm. Probably so e hipster would put it in an art gallery.

[@mentalnagasaki2812]

"what is that on my screen... It was my mouse cursor" god i love these random bits during recording

[@zacht3952]

What was the time stamp on that?

[@KJN-lt6fq]

Kellogg: So the Vault Dweller becomes a legendary wastelander. Tell me, how did you get through all the horrors this lovely land has to offer? How did you find me? Mitten: *Takes out flare gun* I honestly have no idea.

[@fromthebowelsofthebeast7528]

True

[@cerving20]

He slumps down against a wall staring at the instrument of destruction in his hand, contemplating his decisions, before turning the flare on himself.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Honestly, if I were some badass mofo like Kellogg and the one person that would be really pissed and after me shows up with nothing but a flare gun, I take my leave. Because it takes a real haradss to survive the wasteland with something as bad as that.

[@ElijahMatheney]

“The charisma of a defective toaster”

[@BKAngmar]

Idk, a defective toaster is pretty charismatic

[@davidhong1934]

@@BKAngmar "A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY" _--Defective Toaster_

[@spaceman7402]

@@BKAngmar what did you do to that toaster

[@ProtoMario]

Imagine losing to a flare gun...

[@quintonfloyd420]

Remember when your channel wasn't dead and you didn't have to try getting attention from leaving irrelevant comments on random, successful KZbinrs videos.

[@sagetheassassin3192]

Imagine losing to Preston

[@chicharraun8525]

you'd be a Cockroach

[@quintonfloyd420]

Lol "Imagine losing to a flare gun" was the best you could think of to clout chase? 0/10 at least actually watch the video instead of just immediately commenting off the title alone.

[@egglebandit8915]

Quinton Floyd someone’s mad

[@theriolulad4808]

"The flare gun is horrible." [Laughs in Vegas]

[@PlebNC]

Is it good in F: New Vegas? I never used it

[@elbandzioro]

@@PlebNC you can scare abominations with it in nv

[@whiterice.]

@@PlebNC deathclaws run screaming in terror from your mighty flare pistol.

[@TheZeroEcho]

Lonesome road becomes your bitch with one

[@badavin]

Hehehe

[@edmundkempersdartboard173]

He was unusually self aware for a youtuber. And an alcoholic for that matter. Wish we got sober Mitten vs the airconditioner.

[@sarahberry6457]

Hey, Paul, I've been going through a lot of your older videos lately, and I just want to let you know your videos never fail to make me smile. I hope you're okay, dude. :)

[@Bro1212_]

He passed :(

[@West-brook]

3:13 That voice when the air conditioner stopped sounded like paul was really worried about the air conditioner

[@OUTFXD]

"they are more civilized down there, and their airconditioners know to shut up when they are emotionally assaulted" I laughed so hard at this!

[@adamgray1753]

That was some great timing of his A/C unit to apparently stop functioning during this segment too.

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

I mean he is right

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

As a North Carolinian, can confirm. Our units are well-behaved. Emotionally abused, perhaps, but well-behaved.

[@UltraDumbass1782]

I think that you could’ve dismissed Piper outside of the building, then just talked to her, stopped dialogue, and then entered the building. She’s no longer your companion, but she still follows you through loading zones if she is engaged in dialogue with you.

[@immediocrefruit3593]

"He took about 15 flares to become kill" *Speech 100*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"He probably could've stuck the end of his musket in his mouth, pulled the trigger, and still missed his head" That Stormtrooper aim though

[@DirtyGeorge]

Justing y and you on one video

[@PersonGuy]

This.

[@MarkoDash]

it's worse than stormtrooper aim, stormtroopers shoot good as long as it's not main characters.

[@Sunshine-xs9og]

Everywhere I go, I see his face

[@kayplaya86]

I was reading the comments while watching the video and as I read this that part came up

[@vexcine]

Don't like how Fallout 76s Flare Gun doesn't set enemies on fire when you shoot it. It's literally there only for role-playing.

[@AidenAlias]

what's crazy is I swore it did, I haven't used it at all since my first playthrough when the game came out but I could swear I remembered running out of ammo in a real gun and using flares to burn a mirelurk or something.

[@itzxotics8898]

@Andrew Coppola same but I can never find one

[@redditstoriesdaily24]

I just dont lile fallout 76

[@Bigburton3]

Too you need to buy fallout first to do that

[@claytonjaggers2775]

We don’t talk about that game here

[@harrisonrenner8147]

17:41 "The battle of bunker hill was what it always is: DEEP FRIED TURKEY" Thank you for that, perfectly-timed Arby's ad.

[@iancintron9142]

During a playthrough I once ran out of ammo for every weapon except the flare gun on the battle for Bunker Hill mission. I fell your pain.

[@1995tyler1]

Just gonna say this. The Flare Gun has gotten me out of some tough spots more times than once.

[@bradleyvasquez1]

I thought it was just a gun to light people on fire. Wtf. People show up after you shoot it?!?!

[@TheRealBalhaze]

Everytime i use it it just says nO mİnUtEmEn ArE nEArby.

[@gwishart]

@@bradleyvasquez1 Yes, but you need to be relatively close to a Minuteman settlement.

[@codylucynki1279]

If you control every settlement in the game its mad op on survival z more targets to direct your enemy and their corpes often hold things that are very very valuable in survival aka purified water and valuable loot

[@bradleyvasquez1]

@@gwishart maybe that's why. Lol. Every game I say FUCK the minutemen. I dont think I've ever joined them. 😂😂

[@prestongilbert616]

I really love how many times he says "and this is where the real game begins" and most of the time its not even the beginning. My favorite ongoing joke

[@TheChosenMoose01]

It's a running joke, since his Mario video.

[@prestongilbert616]

@@TheChosenMoose01 and i love it

[@diablotry5154]

@@TheChosenMoose01 "my favourite ongoing joke"

[@TheChosenMoose01]

@@diablotry5154 Sad nobody noticed my joke. :(

[@diablotry5154]

@@TheChosenMoose01 It's a dumb joke

[@Asburgess911]

I remember clearing raider camps with the flare gun for some reason I think I kinda just liked the reload and texture of the gun.

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

5:03 is the best joke about missing shots I've heard

[@P0wd33r]

Watching Mitten Squad for the challenge: No Watching Mitten Squad for the calming voice: Yes

[@KaalSchneid]

D'awwww

[@loggerhead837]

Dude sounds like he has a mouthful of jello

[@aaronstephens1350]

I actually have seen each video like 5 times, I have trouble sleeping and his voice helps

[@thaias9654]

I watched for _what_ he says.

[@WolfenX4]

You get it. Exactly!

[@brandonmyers4050]

3:53 “bought my first flares from Cricket outside of Megaton”

[@matrixmirage2148]

"FLARE GUN" => "GLARE FUN"

[@johnl.6731]

technically, Diamond City IS outside of Megaton XD

[@discokossan]

“The premise of this run is that I have no arms and must dab” - Mitten Squad 2020

[@DoomEditz2]

“The cars blew up, didn’t kill the raider though, R.I.P. Maytor” that had me laughing so hard

[@mettatonneo1147]

If I had money I would buy your Plushie but I’m broke so I can just imagine that he’s always there with me

[@5uperM]

Aww!

[@ashercurzon9023]

You took the words right out of my mouth

[@concreteblock4471]

@@ashercurzon9023 me to

[@drzmiru8315]

F

[@felipegomesoliveira866]

F

[@camisslacking8312]

"I'm a cheater, not a coward" Paul "MittenSquad"

[@didjerydooo6716]

“It’s never as easy as someone on the internet made it seem.” Truer words have never been spoken!!

[@Yes-rh4qq]

You can increase the damage from an already amazing 10 to 11 with the bloody mess perk, that’s a whole 10% better.

[@fuytaro]

Hey Paul, you know that thing you do with fences you can do with shelves. With the shelves you don’t have to move to place them, they will just stack in place. Saves a whole lot of time.

[@adrianlombardo83]

But they take more wood to create, so it’s less efficient.

[@punch3322]

real good detective thinking there, I'd even call it "ultimate"

[@holylettuce4730]

Time is pain. Pain is existence.

[@ChristopherWhiteRock]

Metal cabinets or Toolboxes work just as well if using Metal. Toolboxes are 1:1 ratio for Mats. to XP, I think.

[@MittenSquad]

Yeah but then I wouldn't get to exist in Fence World

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

In case you need a little more torture in your next Fallout 4 playthrough: “Can you beat Fallout 4 with only Kellogg’s Pistol?”

[@MittenSquad]

That would be a treat after this. The only trick would be killing Kellogg without attacking him

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

@Mitten Squad Yes, exactly! It would take even longer to get the weapon than it was in this video since you’d have to play through half the campaign before you could get it. After that, it wouldn’t be so bad, but the first half of the playthrough would be extremely frustrating! I’m so happy you actually replied to my comment! I’m such a big fan of yours! Keep up the good work, man!

[@A_328FL]

@@MittenSquad Chimmy changas come and join the *nuclear post-apocalyptic world*

[@kidstain]

@@MittenSquad you could use to companions to kill him

[@donaldtusk2678]

KidStain as long as there not a companion

[@maybelater4600]

0:58 the fact that this is the same guy to have restarted multiple 5hr+ playthroughs makes it just that much funnier

[@spazkitty100]

"Theres one weapon that ruins the entire game just with its existence." (Glares at pipe guns)

[@tonykarnes7043]

Nah man, I got a legendary plasma pipe rifle. Good shit.

[@hoarder1975]

@@tonykarnes7043 Pipe Guns in the game, not that bad. Through the eyes of someone who doesn’t know about guns they seem fine. Pipe Guns from the view of a gunsmith are equivalent to the Anti-Christ

[@zoura_3025]

I like the pipe guns, they're a good way to introduce players to the gunsmithing mechanics while not providing easy access to absolutely broken combinations right off the bat.

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

"I have no arms, and I must dab" That... oh my god.

[@duggsimpson6107]

That's such a good reference

[@santakiller2gt489]

Whats it a reference to?

[@sgtbuttermilk]

@@santakiller2gt489 I have no mouth and I must scream, a bleak sci-fi short story. Really good read

[@yourusualsevagoth863]

@@sgtbuttermilk don't forget about the PC game aswell, both a great read and a great game.

[@sgtbuttermilk]

@@yourusualsevagoth863 have yet to play the game

[@marsmonke4160]

0:00 This is where the real video begins

[@alvinip9128]

thx didn't know

[@somerandomguy2316]

Thank you so much :)

[@helpimobsessedwithdots2421]

Omg thank you

[@shaynehughes6645]

This is where the fun begins

[@notorioussoul6943]

Why am i seeing all the profiles with red dead related pfps lol

[@bradyquinn4665]

Not gonna lie I loved this vid just because the reload animation for the flare gun is soooo satisfying...

[@POLSKI_SZPADEL]

I can't stop watching fallout 4 videos. He was the best RIP mitten Squad thanks you

[@artemshevtsov6062]

“I thought it was gonna be easy” “But my sister, this quest is not” Jesus Christ, stand down

[@andreweads9240]

Paul: "I had me a plan I bought me some flares from cricket outside of *Megaton* " Me:"This is where the wrong game begin"

[@sorrenblitz805]

Knowing Bethesda, Megaton probably is in the code for Fallout 4 somewhere.

[@themilkman6969]

@@sorrenblitz805 If not literally in the code, then definitely as a concept: Central town vital for the main questline, with side quests revolving around the town itself, based on a landmark originally unrelated to township.

[@themilkman6969]

@@sorrenblitz805 If not literally in the code, then definitely as a concept: Central town vital for the main questline, with side quests revolving around the town itself, based on a landmark originally unrelated to township.

[@oliveboy9766]

Imagine settling in the remains of some neighborhood and there's just an ungodly amount of fence posts

[@jesusspreader8080]

i love how at 3:52 ish he said "i sold my stuff to cricket outside of megaton"

[@Janfon1]

10:02 I love how you just casually found a glitch as you were recording and didn't even mention it in the narration

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Welcome to Bethesda, where glitches are so common you can just forget to mention them

[@calebd3947]

and then at 16:11 another glitch

[@liamclarkpiano4559]

The people commenting first are the human equivalent of grandma sparkle

[@bigspoon1261]

Yes sir

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Yes

[@igotaplan922]

Arthur! We need MONEHH

[@alvinip9128]

first will I assend to the power level of grandma sparkle now?

[@commanderpondscc-4112]

Muneh

[@dhaz4455]

"I have no arms and I must dab" Never expected to have a laugh with such a dark reference

[@llamazeppelin]

The fact that 95% of the comments are just quotes from the video is proof that you are one of the funniest people alive

[@stmsin]

i mean thats every youtube video though

[@sternjeswort3631]

Paul: talk about how annoying his air condition Me: having a flashback about drunk Paul beat his air condition

[@guyvingelli9046]

That was funny

[@fieryscorpion6696]

Man I just hate it when my air condition makes loud noises. Once I told my condition that it sound stupid and it started to cry and then called me fat. My air condishion tgen told me it was fed up with my abuse and ran away into a forest. I screamed at it to return but then it just started saying really rude things like: WRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRERRRR. I then got really offended and told my air condolences that it’s mother was a hussy and it started rolling down a really steep hill. I followed it down and hit my head on this really sharp calcium deposit. Then some red water started pouring out my head and my air compressor told me to call an ambulance. But my feelings were still hurt after she called me fat so I ignored her and instead decided that this story would be a funny thing to tell to all you fellow air conversation haters.

[@guyvingelli9046]

FieryScorpion66 and then I woke up in a padded cell with no recollection of how I got there

[@fieryscorpion6696]

You did? That was funny

[@guyvingelli9046]

I did. It was pretty insane.

[@Jarvalicious]

I’ve started saying “this is where the real game begins” over and over again to myself every time I replay Fallout or Skyrim. Thank you mittenman

[@vrandshiit7525]

Can you send me a video ofcthat

[@dezzy5995]

mittenman lol

[@Zalwalloo]

Mittenman 😂

[@troyp5359]

Rest easy buddy

[@tylerherr4288]

dont worry we train our air conditioners right

[@Balenboggers]

Please do "Can you beat Fallout New Vegas as Charles Bronson?" -Use fists only -Don't avoid combat and beat up everyone and everything you see

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

Sound like a no guns challenge for Paul. Because as you and I know, he would kill everyone regardless. Just with guns.

[@KenMabie]

um Bronson used a lot of weapons in his movies ...

[@koyooko5160]

*deathclaw has joined the chat*

[@Balenboggers]

@@KenMabie yeah but Bronson likes to beat the shit out of people with his fists

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

Ken Mabie I think they mean the really buff British prisoner

[@ImMagnetz]

"PAUL" not being the right password for the terminal must have been a bug.

[@leasddex]

Just Bethesda things

[@aquapb893]

0:00 yeah pretty much. Talked about this with my best friend multiple times. The main thing 4 had going for it was the weapons/armor customization and the action. My only worry with customizable gear is that there is less of a variety of weapons and armor much like the locations in 4. Hope that in the future Bethesda will have unique locations with quests or little stories to tell and that they give us a bunch of goodies to screw around with in the next game

[@user-qs2hd3jv4d]

Bethesda did it all... In 76. Thats not even a joke.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@user-qs2hd3jv4d It started bad, but really improved over time. A bit like No Man's Sky. It only took a while to get there.

[@Paddlegoober]

Its crazy he did kinda make this character based off him

[@applesaurusrex8075]

I was just thinking, “dang, Mitten Squad hasn’t played Fallout 4 in a while.” And then this video was released

[@Wh40kFinatic]

"Oh no, I hurt its feelings." roflmao

[@Plaguings]

Say what you want about Mitten Squad, you can’t deny he has an amazing voice.

[@xavy13sniper49]

He really made his character look like him 🤔

[@KRYSPY_KREEM]

"oh noo I hurt its feelings" Pual from mitten squad 2020

[@samuelbrighton1320]

Pual. . .

[@cluner24]

Pual

[@yourusualsevagoth863]

P u a l

[@KRYSPY_KREEM]

@@samuelbrighton1320 pual

[@KRYSPY_KREEM]

@@yourusualsevagoth863 pual

[@richardwatson1254]

2:03 hold up, I saw that achievement popup Mitten Squad, explain yourself

[@jatomeer9605]

What achievement? I cant read it and havent played the game to know what it is for

[@treystewart2863]

@@jatomeer9605 It was the Fix-Er-Upper achievement: Build 100 Workshop Items

[@jatomeer9605]

@@treystewart2863 is that a bad thing?

[@cattledecapitation7193]

Maybe it was the first time he did that without mods installed? Not sure if it works that way for PC but that's all I can think of

[@KRYSPY_KREEM]

I'm pretty sure I heard him say in his only Chinese pistol run he switched something to he may have just a new playthrough altogether I think

[@bobbymcross4696]

"When i blasted him in the dome with portable fire" My gut hurty wurty now 15:40

[@XGrimzukiX]

1:49 bruh, you actually figured it out I think.

[@smocyraccoon2214]

13:14 what a cinematic dog

[@igiczw6315]

4:57 „Stick bullets and other things inside her” Wait, that’s illegal.

[@a.k8185]

In the reactor place, if you are fast enough you can attempt running to the place where the assaultron control terminal is and shut them down

[@gideonwestover5647]

14:43 that dude had a shell on his face