Can You Can Roll?

We have to roll the can and try and get it to stop on the end where the cash it. If we miss, there's dangerous punishments. Its not good. Sorry about that.
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[@chinobandito7625]

You can see Quilt grow bigger and bigger as the video goes on 😂

[@robdec23]

Keep pumping out the videos, guys. Just because you're nearly a million subscribers doesn't mean to say that you can get slack. We need them all the time so get too it😂

[@OwenOgletree]

This is the earliest I've ever been to a new upload from my favorite Aussie comedy duo 😂

[@xxxbaph0metxbdm871]

No one cares

[@cappock101]

0:40-0:52 Michael looked like the 2018 Michael when he put his hair back 😂😂😂

[@Gamerglotzer]

thats an OG here

[@jasoniswhoiam1075]

So close to 1 million boys honestly you all deserved to hit that ages ago. Amazing content 🤙

[@EncoreBetch]

When this channel hits 1 million officially I can’t wait to see what they’ve got in store 😂😂

[@alanhinkel420]

Marty looked like Blade on Meth. 😂

[@frenzied_90]

Micheal just casually carrying on the vid with a leech stuck to his forehead 😂

[@CharcoChoc]

Yeah I wish he'd take it off, it's making me sick

[@SteveMUFC]

When Marty got the dye forfeit he immediately washed it off

[@phaexus]

[ 3:09 ] - The horse in the background doesn't even react to his yell. It's gotten used to all the screams of pain coming from that direction 😁

[@slackerofhell]

"We've been filming a lot, can you tell?" *Michael covered in bruises and scars*

[@ValarieDavenport]

So close to 1M subs. I can’t WAIT to see what you savages have planned. 😂😂

[@TheIceyeddy]

Group masturbation I think

[@imraduin]

prolly not alot considering they long since surpassed it on every other media than KZbin

[@madmartian2]

Please refrain from using the term "savages". I'm a gentle little ❄️. Please use the term "anti-social fúckwits". Thank you for your consideration.

[@CrosswindSurfer]

micky pullin out the ralph wiggum quotes LEZ GO

[@JamesKirkpatrick-z5d]

Brilliant as always guys

[@rx-08]

I wondered how this channel isn't 1M yet

[@snowflakekiller6905]

Quilt is the goat, I swear.

[@xblaze45]

I'm back boys!!!! Haha y'all funny as ever! Friendly reminder....103 days till my bday on May 22nd!

[@Losmiye]

Absolute legends

[@Ryanlani221]

When does fully actual return?

[@wayneeboiii122]

Absolute legends boys

[@_Rustodian]

"We've been filming a lot lately. Can you tell?" 😂

[@gavinpark82]

Hello from Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏼

[@AdamArnesenIves]

Be with quilt 😂

[@LHyoutube]

I can't believe you let Marty get away with cheating at rock paper scissors! 😲

[@cyndybaker9366]

Where are you guys?? Waiting for some more new videos!!

[@zakarylux2271]

I love that Marty is actually going bald now

[@pac-manandtheorangeghost717]

Try putting hair removal cream in Michael’s shampoo!!😂😂

[@yttanel]

Marty looking tanned now 😂

[@alanhinkel420]

It would have been better if he went with Donald Trump Orange. 😂

[@ezatron9766]

Brain damage.... CHECK ✅

[@tigsik3128]

Thats so F up hahah

[@jamesgarcia7027]

Anyone else hate when Michael yells go grapefruit every damn time or is that just me

[@aaronjaggard8287]

Frozen pizza frisbee to face. I wanna see it

[@patrickcole5336]

How aren’t these legends at 1mill subs yet man

[@ricardo6156]

Because we're still waiting for michael hair cut 💇‍♀️ 💇‍♂️ ✂️

[@alanhinkel420]

Less than 10K short.

[@madmartian2]

Man I miss the daily uploads. I'm not complaining, just saying it's awesome. I may have felt bad for Michael for the first time. His chest looks FUCKED. 😬

[@nonodaclown9033]

What's up with the girls on the computers ignoring y'all lol

[@777jacksparrow]

UPLOAD MORE OFTEN. I'M BORED

[@WoodlandsWorld]

pure fkn carnage

[@BrandonDayanan]

Super excited video Marty & Michael!

[@marcreichema2671]

marty sieht aus wie ein reicher alter opa mit der hautfarbe

[@mr.incredivenom]

Apparently they can roll.

[@oliverharris2832]

Tabasco sauce isn’t hot😂😂😂

[@Chuck.Norris420]

Guys Ive said it several times it’s PAPER ROCK SCISSORS AND NOT SCISSOR PAPER ROCK. That just sounds stupid.

[@michaelaustin5411]

Michael still has that leech on his forehead 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@kajun_ghost7558]

I have a question for any of my Aussie friends here. I see Micheal getting trashed a bunch while pooping with the door wide open. Is that customary there to poop like that? To me a simple lock would give 5 minutes of peace for a proper dump….

[@richtherocket795]

I've been wondering the same thing! We lock the door, or at least close it here in Canada!!!😂

[@dr_wardin]

You guys need to be in a jackass movie.

[@Hornedscreamer]

Hi Sam

[@adambooth7052]

The website versions are even better, if you've not signed up yet then wtf is wrong with you?!

[@maryvarndell2373]

Rainbo sherbert is rotting micheal u should try the wedding cake or sluricane one way better and stronger lol

[@marcclapton]

Yew!

[@RickyRegal.]

😮

[@MariaMedina-tb6rs]

Embarrasing prank please

[@smijithks8453]

Hi broo ❤️

[@ClipperRoad]

You boiz sponsored by Mother now?

[@trevorwalker245]

Nord VPN

[@mirahmeddurrani3268]

😂😂😂😂

[@nethvirusenanayake4161]

Woooo❤❤

[@_JC_21]

Leech

[@ganoosh714]

Marty n michael are my favorite but now they are married n post a 4 min video every 6 days…. 😢 almost at a mill two Lets bosley n james run the channel or julian m a magpie

[@lookherenow513]

sponsored by Monster?

[@davidtipper1364]

Do the laxative challenge again . Winner gets to choose a tattoo for the loser 😂

[@ronaldneehao9723]

C😮

[@alexshawe1990]

Hire me

[@anakin2202]

0:40 *vomiting in serbian*

[@Losmiye]

Tačno tako

[@nathanthomson777]

@@Losmiyeshush

[@tullychartres-abbott862]

Your videos are like meth a quick hit will leave you itching for more 😂 cover Michael in rhodamine B should last a bit

[@lsucody3687]

This channel is so soft now it’s almost Disney Jake Paul crap. Go watch videos from 2 years 3 years ago

[@alanhinkel420]

They’re married now. Gone softer. I won’t say soft, but they have people that count on them. I knew it would happen.

[@ChristmasChoir2024]

I don't see you making the content they use too and still currently do.

[@GIBBO4182]

Are you guys done with pranks? Is it just these games from now on?

[@chadcook3709]

And the host on this channel. Love those

[@arziteezy-726]

Fuckin marty always cheat

[@sleazysid253]

First!

[@alanhinkel420]

You are indeed first. Out of 30 comments. Congratulations. 😂

[@sleazysid253]

@@alanhinkel420 Thank you :)

[@eastonruppe5730]

Get off of university of Marchael. Your KZbin is dying.

[@kingofsoccer89]

James is failing! Allowing Marty to cheat all the time. Punishments must happen when he cheats

[@dudeismydog]

First

[@KLbuttsniffer]

Do you realise what’s on your head😂😂😂

[@outlawGFXaus]

GO THE MOTHER CAN!

[@shmet]

Shold get a Gimpie Gimpie as ultimate punishment

[@musclemachine8849]

Just 10k people let’s get them to 1 million

[@leopoldchristoph7271]

Go Grapefruit!!!!!✌️

[@leopoldchristoph7271]

Nope but I thought it was hilarious.

[@Realbeardedgamerdad]

👍🏻❤️🇺🇸🥃