Can You Drag Nazeem Up Skyrims Tallest Mountain?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

So there's an entire section I cut off at the end of the video where I just...refuse to stop playing. Join the Patreon crew if you want to see the crazy extended ending where we attempt to save Nazeems marriage and fight an invisible farm ninja. www.patreon.com/thelaughingsimon

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

Next time you have to drag someone from whiterun up to High Hrothgar try the following: A: Go to Riverwood, then Helgen and take the mountain pass to Ivarstead or B: When you're at the Serpent stone go right off the main road; you'll see a dirt path that leads up the mountain taking you through a mountain pass leading to Ivarstead.

[@meinebosma]

_Simon, Daedric Prince of Friendship._

[@SotiCoto]

And bunnies.

[@EllishandZooayy]

I like the way that sounds!

[@sadgodtale7921]

Hilarious bro! Only a daedric prince would think of this madness XD to drag the most important people out of their houses all the way across the continent.

[@daviscampbell9020]

What is the catch ?

[@meinebosma]

@@daviscampbell9020 With the power of friendship it is either assimilation or annihilation.

[@Judeko]

Me: "Today I watched a Scottish man virtually drag one of the most annoying characters across Skyrim by the arse." My girlfriend: "Neat. Did you find a job yet?"

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Sounds like someone needs dragged by the arse 🤔

[@Ryuu2096]

@@TheLaughingSimon LMAO XD

[@eeveil3732]

@@TheLaughingSimon new video I dragged my subscriber to the job center

[@emmathebacon]

@@eeveil3732 😂

[@zach11241]

Dragging Nazeem to the Sky District, personally or vicariously, is the most important job one can do.

[@myblasphemouslife9052]

Nazeem’s expression after you killed the wolf had me laugh crying so hard.

[@Heirllionaire]

Me too. He was so romantic wit it lol

[@therookie7401]

I like to think Nazeem just fainted at the sight of the bear. He wasn't dead, just unconscious, and survived the fall off the mountain and he eventually woke up to realize many things. First it wasn't a dream, second he was unimaginable pain, and three that he should be a better person, lest he gets dragged around again.

[@nikopursiainen9097]

He's just pining for the Cloud District.

[@zach11241]

I see you’re finally awake. Even last night’s tumble down the mountainside couldn’t wake you. I heard the guards say we’ve reached Hell.

[@jordanstatler4661]

Some real Sam carrying Frodo vibes towards the end there...lol. Well, until the last part...lol.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Sam should have thrown Frodo into Mount Doom we all know it.

[@jordanstatler4661]

@@TheLaughingSimon Yeah, I suppose that would have simplified things...lol.

[@inthestudy]

@@TheLaughingSimon Sam: "What are you waiting for!?" Frodo: "...The ring is MINE." Sam: "No.. Mr Frodo! Mr Frrrr.. Mr F... Mr... Fffff.....us RO DAAAAAAAAH!"

[@ChrisBear1989]

I probably would of just been "Ok Frodo...." *Knocks Frodo out and throws the ring into the lava*" He'll be upset at me but he needed to learn a lesson.

[@ianbillmorris]

This story had everything, danger, love, loss, laughs, friendship, victory over adversity. Truly a masterpiece of filmography to echo down the ages.

[@callibrown8706]

The true princess bride

[@meliodasowens2968]

@@callibrown8706 Have a like good movie btw

[@Stejers]

it got to the point where you just couldnt acknowledge nazeems death. the sight of a naked man, covered in blood, with a mace in hand dragging a corpse and talking to himself in a strong scotish accent makes so not even the guards can react

[@DahliaTheHologram]

Talking about the single bed in Nazeem's farm... I found Nazeem and his wife sleeping upstairs in the Drunken Huntsman! Made me think he didn't really own the farm and he is just a pretentious fake. Great job with this video! I love it.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Guy's on holiday pretending he's some rich farm owner to show off to the locals.

[@bjsdemon]

According to game files via TheEpicNate, there's speculation his wife is cheating on him as there's another in Whiterun who has a key to the house. Considering he likes to keep his nose in Balgruf's ass, and how much a pompous ass he is, don't think it came as a surprise Dragging Nazeem to High Hrothgar...my wishes have been answered!

[@TuberoseKisser]

In the files, Nazeems wife isn't even listed as his wife, she hates him that much.

[@mystikalmadness8739]

If ya want some more lore for nazeem his wife is actually cheating on him, and he doesn't actually own any property in whiterun as the developers never added in his own house

[@davidhybrid3457]

i remember on the xbox, I'd kill him and his family, and in his farmhouse, there was another guy in there! Either, Ahlam was the cheater, or it was just the landlord.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Nazeem's wife suddenly felt a weight lifted off her shoulders, with no idea why. On a completely unrelated note, her husband had apparently gone on a hike with his new adventurer friend.

[@makaylakraus1897]

ASMR you are nazeem getting kidnapped by a scotish dragonborn (enemies to lovers) pov

[@aerynstormcrow]

Let's face it...Nazeem was never going to make it past that Frost Troll anyway.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's where I figured he'd die honestly. 😅

[@canadianbeef1958]

How does Klimmik make it past the frost troll? He fails to mention it's there. "Oh don't worry just the odd stray wolf on the path." What a liar.

[@aerynstormcrow]

@@canadianbeef1958 😂😂

[@kaws8778]

That thing killed Lydia in my first playthrough, had to make 2 more trips to get all my stuff she was carrying.

[@myself3209]

@@canadianbeef1958 He isnt too old and weak to go up there, he ust wants you to get rid of that Troll for him xD

[@blaz3r77]

this was a beautiful story of redemption and friendship where we take the narcissist nezeem and give him a journey to discover his humanity, by dragging by the ass. XD

[@VoxVocisCruora]

I really love to think that no one in Skyrim can understand what this guy is saying because Earth English is like an alien foreign language to them. But they know he's the Dragonborn. So they're just going along with these little journeys, letting him manhandle them, very afraid to piss of the dragonborn, but also so confused because he's constantly blabbering on in a strange alien language like a madman.

[@carn114]

An instant classic! Nazim's expressions were absolutely priceless, lol. And yeah, I knew exactly how the vid was going to end, haha.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It couldn't end any other way (except for that time it did)

[@petrdmitriev6101]

Nazeem:Keeps trying to get back to Whiterun Simon:*angry Scottish Noises*

[@davidlandry3487]

I shed a tear for Nazeem. As pompous and annoying as he was, I feel as though with all his boasting of the Cloud District, he was really just hiding his deep longing to be among the literal clouds. This was such a touching story of bonding. Even if Nazeem's body was broken and maimed, at least his soul could be happy, gazing up at the twinkling stars and the swirling aurora. Rest in peace, laddie.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's what he would have wanted.

[@jimyjim1234]

I saw that ending coming a mile away, but that didn't make it any less satisfying.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Less what I was obviously going to do, more what I obviously had to do.

[@chaozgaming8565]

I feel like this is something Sheogorath would do

[@EllishandZooayy]

Gotta love Sheogorath

[@xxDrain]

There's more roleplay in this video than the entire main questline.

[@billyJasonMichael]

This is what the internet was meant for. It’s the epitome of a waste of time and it includes sharing it with the internet. I love this so much.

[@TheFreekiller1]

3:23 *Angry Scottish men screams* I don't think so Nazeem! I don't think so Nazeem!...i fucking cant

[@llamabobama]

“You must carry Nazeem up the mountain and sing while he drinks so Nazeem can get strong, too”

[@hk-47droid64]

That turned into a rollercoaster of emotions.

[@Raven9010th]

11:13 Your pun did not go unnoticed or unappreciated. xD

[@LobbeWOW]

That guard wasn't getting paid enough to deal with whatever you were draggin across that bridge. Out of sight, out of mind.

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

You saying he's ok right as the wolf comes right up over the hill hellbent towards Nazeem is perfect for a "We'll be right back" meme

[@dmacalpine353]

This is perhaps the best iteration of the "Can You Drag this NPC" sort of challenge, entertaining from start to finish.

[@pcbangbros8350]

The amount of videos that are about to come out because of the PLANCK mod truly warms my soul.

[@letsoffend695]

Nazeems wife will love you forever for getting rid of him 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@pallida.M0rs]

YES. YESSSSS. When I saw the interactions the PLANCK mod enabled in VR, I was hoping that someone would do exactly this!!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Skyrim VR will never be the same again.

[@Enkarashaddam]

I think Simon is really Sheogorath and we're just watching Nazeems descent into madness

[@SRAKPriestley]

"We're just two pals holding hands hiding in the bushes" 🤣

[@narwhals4550]

After the death of his best friend, the Dragon born went mad. Imagining Nazeem was still alive.

[@WhoTheHeckIsMeg]

A better love story than Twilight; just two pals, on an epic journey full of drama, laughs, danger, and tragedy. I don't get to the cloud district very often, but when I do I want a friend to drag me by my ass to get there.

[@pradeepraghuraman4430]

10:24 Ah that forest area! I remember getting ambushed in that area by 3 wolves, 2 giant spiders, a bear and a dragon at around the same time. I didn't lose Nazeem but I lost my first horse there 😢

[@sylviethetg7598]

If you do a second video could you take Ulfric to Tullius so you can talk the war out as friends Also great video, it was really funny

[@TheLaughingSimon]

There's definitely potential for civil war shenanigans.

[@honeyfungi]

As it was foretold, the prophecy has been fulfilled

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

I would love to see you drag either Ulfric or Tullius all the way across Skyrim

[@EllishandZooayy]

@@gl1tchygreml1n lol I believe he dragged them both to each other now, you should check those videos out!

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

@@EllishandZooayy Lol I recently saw those

[@mikefearon3577]

Nazeem couldn't bear it anymore.

[@jonathandock8416]

First I saw Ulfric to Solitude, what golden episode! Then I saw Aventus and now Nazeem 🤣💪👍😍😍😍 love the rants, the creativity, the accent, just everything! Great video!! Thank you so much!!

[@SteRaeSal]

This video is about absolute triumph!

[@wizardtree9284]

Indeed it is a true victory

[@BjornforBattle]

Bro I love how much being either Scottish or Irish (I'm so uncultured to tell the difference via accent i dont mean to insult) helps your bits. Like it has literally nothing to do with your choices in life but you having the accent and sentence construction just makes it so much better and have have no explanation for it beyond it just makes it better

[@RHaenJarr]

Watching that grabby hand go after him is hilarious, and kinda makes me think of How To Basic, which makes it even more hilarious

[@hasta_la_pasta_official]

There should be a mod that lets the dragonborn solve Skyrim's problems through the power of friendship, Simon-style. Thalmor? Gently escort them out and they stay gone. Civil war? Make them become friends and appoint Jarl Balgruuf or the dragonborn (preferably the dragonborn) high king. Alduin? Make him make friends with his other counterparts, Auriel and Akatosh, and accept his place in the order of life and rebirth. Blades? Befriend the dragons! Obviously it'd be a "sunshine and rainbows mod," but I'd love to see this for a change.

[@SchwarzeRitter]

Lmao dragging people across with VR looks so wrong but so fun ! Also 8:44 he totally lost it and wanna go home.

[@prettysparklez1195]

I love this video so much, when i was trying to explain it to my friend it sounded like a straight up horror movie 🤣🤣 Simon decided to drag Nazeem to the throat of the world, fell in love, nazeem died, and he proceeded to carry his corpse to the summit, and converse as if in denial of his death- EDIT 13:15 CASE CLOSED HE'S LOST IT

[@ClearlySkies]

Him: Drags Nazeem to high Rhotgar Me: Tosses Nazeem off the nearest mountin.

[@eddiebendigo7317]

The algorithm brought me this mad lad last night and I couldn't be happier for it

[@ncoley]

That was a whole ass journey. Amazing.

[@cat_astronaut_]

Do you get to the clouds district very often? oh, you WILL

[@skitzothejoker8413]

Nazeem lost his shit on him Nazeem “no body keeps me from the cloud district” 😡

[@noisepuppet]

Nazeem: more agreeable when dead

[@phelipelima4230]

this was really fun mate, im glad i gave your video a chance

[@thefrank2364]

Getting back into my skyrim kick, his definitely made my day.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

You're always only one video away from starting another Skyrim playthrough.

[@SotiCoto]

So this is what you were referencing the other day when you were rampaging around Bruma with the grappling hook.

[@bartoszstrzelczyk829]

Plot twist. He was faking he was dead. When he landed he immidietly ran towards home XD

[@fedepirez5014]

I hope the algorithm make this blow up, came for copper but found gold

[@aerynstormcrow]

Man, and I thought it was a struggle when I dragged Varona's dead body back up to Tel Mithryn and dropped her on Neloth's doorstep.

[@hostergaard]

Your videos are quite entertaining, I am happy to have discovered a new channel. I get a feeling you have what it takes to make it big.

[@grahammunro8081]

You are one of the most entertaining and funniest content creators I've had the pleasure of subscribing to. Keep up the amazing work

[@oldgamer819]

OMG! This was one of best Skyrim video I ever seen. You are the best mate, thanks and keep up the good work. :D

[@LydiaKrow]

"What a night to be alive!" *bludgeons repeatedly*

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

I was hoping Nazeem would ask the bear if he’d ever been to The Cloud District before.

[@MessagerOfHell]

This has an unexpectedly wholesome and sad story to it.

[@cybercase_7807]

Found you on reddit today and now I'm here, take my subscribe and likes!

[@UrielManX7]

You're doing god's work here my man. These are the real questions we need to answer in Skyrim :V

[@Puppyloafva]

Keith silverstein is so underrated as a voice actor is skyrim. He plays so many other characters.

[@null8384]

Oh my god I already love your voice so much

[@kimmy_future4265]

this was very cathartic thank you 😂

[@siliciaveerah9327]

For a moment based off title alone I thought you dragged Nazeem all the way to Solitude and went and this is the cloud district.... Not what I expected but did not disappoint

[@fl1bble]

Genuinely a heartbreaking ending hahaha XD

[@razornetout]

Now he can safely say that he's been to the steamed hams district as well

[@jamesgreep9344]

AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE PROVINCE, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THE CLOUD DISTRICT?!

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

@@jamesgreep9344 yes :)

[@mattriusblack2461]

More impressed by the Grandia music than the manhandling!

[@katiemule215]

One of my sons sent this to me. Now I've subscribed! Making a pot of tea and watching all of your content! Just hilarious!!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's a good lad you've got!

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

Nazeem watching you kill the wolf: 😕

[@AlphaPHK]

Oh my go- IT'S GRANDIA MUSIC :')

[@Zolzolzol1]

That is some quality content right here

[@Sirolfusable]

This was a blast, hope you get more views my guy

[@cheylikespie]

this went from stand by me to weekend at bernies to swiss army man. this is art

[@rurukitty405]

Gotta admit the Scottish tenacity is strong.

[@Iszth1]

Watching a Scottish man try and wrestle a dagger from Nazeem like he's trying to stop a pub brawl has to be one of the funniest things I've seen today.

[@elcochayuyoliso]

there is a path trough the mountain right behind the storm cloak camp in white run, it's a very nice short cut to ivarstead

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I'm actually kinda glad I've never found this shortcut because after chasing him from Valtheim I was very much ready for a shortcut.

[@SotiCoto]

I knew the camp was there, but since nothing ever sent me there, I didn't know it was a shortcut. I just know it from the times I've jumped right off the throat of the world (on Shadowmere's back) towards Whiterun and just sorta landed in the camp.

[@elcochayuyoliso]

@@SotiCoto xD I found out the short cut on a day when i got high and say: i wanna play Skyrim and explore, also find a longer and beautiful way to ivarstead

[@skitzothejoker8413]

One more thing that goat yeeted it’s self into a bolder 😂

[@thescottishcat32]

As a fellow Scot I Ken it’s not easy ta not swear in your videos as swearing comes naturally ta us Scot’s if only we live in a world where we can swear on KZbin without being demonetised that would make things easyer for us Scot’s ps: I enjoyed how you use a little bit of the Scots language in your videos

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I've gotten pretty good at not swearing while recording but aye, sometimes it's a struggle. Especially when the npc's are doing your nut in.

[@thescottishcat32]

@@TheLaughingSimon aye

[@Naxaky]

First time watching u and i must say u r a fun to watch guy my dude :)

[@madameghostie]

Hi Simon! Out taking your Nazeem for a walk? :3 🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's either that or he jobbies the carpet.

[@madameghostie]

@@TheLaughingSimon Tsk tsk, Nazeem! That’s not what people in the Cloud District do! …At least, I don’t think so. I don’t get there very often. 🤔

[@TheLaughingSimon]

@@madameghostie remember to mark your territory when visiting the cloud district!

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

First time Nazeem's ever ACTUALLY been to the cloud district in his life

[@Lulu-ut9pv]

"This is kinda intimate"

[@xkelbix93]

What an epic journey. True friendship right to the end. Also at 12:34 is that music from Lost Odyssey?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I see you too are a person of refined taste.

[@SotiCoto]

I couldn't have got through another playthrough of Lost Odyssey if I was paid. Not that it was a bad game, but the amount of time it took to read all the little stories was insane.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

@@SotiCoto Not for everyone for sure, but I quite enjoyed grabbing a cuppa and listening to the stories.

[@SotiCoto]

@@TheLaughingSimon: Oh I read them. Just when I was done reading them, I'd completely forgotten where I was in the actual game. Every time.

[@StarFire4562]

I've watched this video 3 times in a row now, how the fuck do you not have more subscribers?!

[@appleicatpromax7069]

Skyrim VR looks very fun

[@TheLaughingSimon]

With the right modlist it's an absolute riot.

[@haji6886]

This is the best video ive seen in a hot minute

[@Darvit_Nu]

I love the fact you were like "you know what... Scotts don't leave a man behind or go back on their word..." and so you picked your pal up and carried him up the thousands of steps to fulfill your promise. XD pure gold! ... then you release him to the gods.... and he slides down the mountain. If there was a guard at the bottom, he probably didn't even bat an eye. Bodies falling from that precipice all the time ^_^

[@sentimentalmariner590]

Looks like you gave him headpats in the thumb nail. Was Nazeem just a tsundere anime girl all along?!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Tsundere Nazeem will forever live in my nightmares thanks for that

[@GertrondeBaggins]

You're an absolute legend

[@wolfgangtampier6975]

Damn, he's worse than Ulfric and Tullius combined! Needs definetely more scolding! :D

[@Judo561]

Seriously...how long did it take to go all that distance?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Over two hours. To think the original idea was to the entire map 😂

[@Seawitch555]

The final scene was like straight out of Baki with the talking to Nazeem and everything

[@dima_keller]

The ending is kinda touching... if you forget how much fear was Nazeem's eyes bedore his unfortunate demise

[@dima_keller]

Night sky in your game looks fantastic! 🌃

[@chiroptera626]

I'm a gamer *and* a wanker. My grip is *UNBREAKABLE*