Can You Escape Every Prison in The Escapists Without Crafting?

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Addendums:
(6/22/23): I came to notice that there is a DeviantArt Account that has a few of the DLC Prison Maps in a full render that don't seem to be anywhere else on the internet. I asked for permission to use them but never got a response, and my PC died before I could get the chance to change my mind and use some of them anyways. Here is the link in case anyone wants to take a peek!
www.deviantart.com/sobo05
(6/26/23): In Escape Team, I believe the guards only notice you aren't in your cell due to Low Prisoner Opinion Inmates calling guards into the cell after it hits Midnight since that brings them far enough into the room to be within range of your bed. So while Pause Buffering is useful for some prisons, I don't believe that Escape Team is one of them.
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I am so relieved that I was able to get the help of someone to necromancy this in time for the 1-Year Anniversary of my Escapists 2 Without Crafting Run. Sadly, I don't really have the ability to further tweak the video, so some things I wish I could change (volume of music for some DLC Prisons comes to mind) I just could not.
Thank you all so much for making this possible. I think I am going to be forced into making shortform content for a bit due to just not having a functioning PC for editing, but I will keep trying to make good stuff for you all.
I hope you all enjoyed this. I worked hard on this, and I think I deserve a rest :D

[@timewizard101]

Prison Timestamps: 1:27 Center Parks 4:48 Stalag Flucht 6:54 Fhurst Peak Correctional 7:52 Shankton State Pen 8:43 Alcatraz 10:10 Paris Central Pen 13:37 Camp Epsilon 15:50 Jungle Compound 19:14 Fort Bamford 22:06 Tutorial 25:09 Banned Camp 26:10 Jingle Cells 27:10 Santas Sweatshop 29:59 Escape Team 33:21 London Tower 34:44 HMP Irongate 39:45 Duct Tapes Are Forever 42:29 San Pancho

[@GenericMystic]

Thank you! I'll just pin this for ease of access for others!

[@Shy_Man111]

Thanks for the timestamps

[@5ilverstreak854]

Huh, a time wizard with timestamps, neat.

[@Illuminex_XD]

Thank you 👍

[@D3m0n1c4t]

legend

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Imagine being literally outside of the wall and getting a magic letter materializing into your hand saying you're going to solitary, so you walk BACK into the prison to go there...

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

I think that the warden of wardens just teleports you but only when a guard notices that your missing, and his power only works in a certain area.

[@whannabi]

​@@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210 but that's fail RP 😢

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

@@whannabi it's just what I made up in my head for this to make sence in game logic. You can create your own reason cause it's not set in stone. Just like dnd.

[@1ukluk]

Freakin Pucci using MIH dammit

[@spiritwicc3953]

You don't want to get the ire of the warden who can materialise letters. Imagine what else he can do

[@redspear007]

The snipers don't shoot when you're holding a hostage because they don't want to kill them. It's not a bug, it's a feature!

[@GenericMystic]

If only that worked any time I held one...

[@arachne4070]

That's actually a nice detail

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

I was about to comment this, guess you beat me to it by like.. 5 months

[@byronholt2031]

​@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox Niko Oneshot

[@eba2644]

@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-FoxNiko Oneshot

[@bunbun2181]

The fact that you can just create yellow keys out of thin air is really funny

[@thatoneotheridiot3361]

But only while naked.

[@whannabi]

​@@thatoneotheridiot3361 well of course, that's a given.

[@jakubjunak1195]

Imagine if you could only create red keys instead for example, whole run would be ruined cause tutorial would become unbeatable

[@willcthebest]

22:15 you know escaping a prison not the intended way is one thing but completely breaking the tutorial is another thing

[@iswitchedsidesforthiscat]

Dude what the fuck did I just saw

[@arthurfoxgamer2278]

Ok I gotta thank you Generic because now I know why the prison keeps getting on lockdown at center perks when I knock down 2 guards, because there is ONLY 5 guards

[@GenericMystic]

Yup! And I'm not sure about this one, but I think it also holds true if you knock out one guard and then a random prisoner knocks out a second. Once the downed guards percentage is below 40% though, lockdown should end if the guards see you... I think. Not sure, but I *think* that's how it works.

[@arthurfoxgamer2278]

alright, thanks man

[@Ugh718]

@@GenericMystic Lockdown doesn't end if the guards see you(aslong as its not nighttime after lights out,and if it is if u're wearing a guards uniform it still won't end the lockdown)they have to knock you out first

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Now we wait for the escapists 3. If there will be one.

[@oneowen17]

Definitely gonna be a long time until then considering how they just released a new game

[@meinaimsuckt]

There will be no the escapists 3, they stated that on Twitter some time before

[@rubicubie]

​@@meinaimsucktWait, The Escapists was made by Valve?

[@meinaimsuckt]

@@rubicubie no lmao it was made by team 17 when did I say it was made by valve, team 17 tweeted it

[@GenericMystic]

​@@meinaimsuckti believe the joke is that Valve never makes a third iteration on any series. Portal, Half Life, Team Fortress-

[@theregularterrarian3933]

I think it's funny how you can just cheese most of the dlc prisons by breaking through a single unbreakable block

[@DrPotatoSkins]

This video popped up randomly on my recommended page, and I just gotta say: This was a treat. It had it all. It had easy wins, hard-fought wins, glitches, witty banter, and it was all centered around a game I've played so much, yet I never even considered something like this. I mean... you beat *_THE TUTORIAL,_* the thing that FORCES you to craft, without crafting. And to top it off, that ending that honestly gripped me. Idk, maybe I'm just a sucker for a good story, but it really did get to me. You trying to find a way through San Pancho felt like when the unlikely hero goes against the superboss at the end of a movie. You struggled and fought, but found no way through at first. Then you took a step back, thought a little more closely, and saw an (admittedly very narrow) path to success. Keep up the videos like this, and I'll keep coming back. You've earned a sub from me, and you also earned the right to take a dang nap.

[@GenericMystic]

I like telling a story with these challenge runs rather than it being just "In this situation do X and you'll win" which works for a guide, but in my opinion takes away from the average viewing experience. I want to make it fun for those who have no idea what's going on, and seeing comments like this reassure me that I'm doing at least something right. Thank you!

[@peterfusion1820]

When I was watching this, I kept forgetting about the "without crafting" part, and kept thinking to myself "Why is he not using a bed dummy" or other useful items. The amount of times I caught myself saying this was unbelievable. Great video, well done! :D

[@wigglebot765]

This game was always super hard for me to beat regularly, cool to see just how much it can be broken!

[@itzalmaz]

You can take a shovel, dig a hole on top of the one you went down into, make the shovel endless with a bug, break iron blocks and the underground world of the tutorial is in your hands. That's really breaking the tutorial

[@jessebaker4245]

@@itzalmazI’m too autistic and lazy to do that

[@spiritwicc3953]

I actually really liked that chart of all the prisons you made, it was very neat

[@GenericMystic]

Thank you! I wanted to add a bit more visual flare to this that The Escapists 2 Without Crafting lacked. I think I did a good job overall, but of course, I feel like there's still more I could do even if I don't know what.

[@stefanwk5744]

This video is genuinely very impressive, 55 minutes worth of gameplay with very good editing, i'm amazed you're so not known

[@GenericMystic]

Well I do only have a few videos that cover a lot of generally niche games so I can understand why.

[@aaron_flow]

​@@GenericMystictoo bad that these games are not as known and loved as they were before. I personally love when people take a look at the old(?) games and try to break them by removing a vital feature. I wish I could also do a video like that, but I lack editing and writing (scenario for the video) skills. But you, along with really nice editing, also have a nice voice which really suits for videos like these - not so monotonous (?), and you don't sound too bored playing the game haha. Great job, and I hope you get more recognized!!

[@GenericMystic]

People are commenting for me to do The Escapists: Walking Dead just so they believe they'll appear in that video that I might not even make while under the assumption I'd do the same bit twice. If I were to do TE:WD it wouldn't be for at least another year and no, people commenting asking for it won't appear in that video if I were to make it. Stop asking please.

[@iliketheturtles14]

TE:TWD is impossible for all levels.

[@Icerecruit0]

@@iliketheturtles14 omg hi turtles

[@competitivecooper]

ayyyy havent watched yet but saw this in my notifications, and im excited also i know my grammar is bad im tired

[@tankfarter]

I just wanted the vid

[@yesthis5653]

That intro was clean how you explained while finishing the prison.

[@77elite9]

All the glitches being shown really show how unknowingly broken the game is, I never knew any of these glitches.

[@hauntedsunsets]

this was such a good watch! the vibes of each game in this challenge are so different, it's really cool seeing how they differ

[@GenericMystic]

I feel like the most important thing to learn from me doing this game without Crafting is how well made The Escapists 2 is. It isn't nearly as broken as this game is and makes you appreciate it a lot more.

[@amberbeaver2094]

I just watched the other one and the vocal pitch seems different too

[@penguin_king2759]

10/10 vid. Honestly got me at the end I truly thought it was impossible.

[@miguelgameiro8063]

Me too

[@elianas1121]

I was honestly expecting the tutorial to be the last one, and the crafting section to lock you in so hard it broke the run. Glad to see I was wrong!

[@batrongordeg]

Oh wow what a masterpiece. Its criminal that this video has only 10k views it deserves a million. Fantastic challenge filled with tricks i somehow never knew. The underground wall chipping, the duct tapes wall colision glitch and much more. Its extremely well edited, fun to watch and 55minutes just passed by quickly. Well done man, looking forward to more challenge videos.

[@RedditTaskForce]

it's not often that i find a recommended video that's this good. you're a great storyteller and editor; i loved the "select a prison" graphic good work on this challenge too! i played this game a lot when i was younger (still love it) and the soundtrack is great

[@megamiana-spaceforcecomman705]

This will be interesting to see, looking forward to Jungle Compound and HMP Irongate. Pretty sure those are impossible.

[@GenericMystic]

Only one way to know!

[@yuviaro3511]

​@@GenericMysticblackmail?

[@LedYouAshtray]

You can dig under the gate that would normally require you make a pass in Jungle Compound, it's not impossible.

[@gdmalin7128]

I think I watched this video like 5 times now (all of it) It's so entertaining. Def underrated. You earned a sub

[@hikikomori3307]

Damn, love challenge runs and this onr was truly incredible to watch, just that start finishing the first prison while doing the explanations was badass, great story tellinf, hidden gem of a channel right here, hope you grow a lot man and keep up the great work!!

[@Shy_Man111]

8:42 ironic that the hardest to escape prison ever irl is labeled "easy" by you.

[@GenericMystic]

I like the tongue in cheek humor every now and then :)

[@emperor_putenskiy]

Well, devs just totally failed with making Alcatraz any difficult. Such a reputation irl, yes, but in the game, it's easier than Stalag Flucht, and that's with an intentional escape route. And with that being totally intentional you can say that they saw that as ironic and expectation breaking. In the end Alcatraz is probably most boring prison in the game :/

[@DojBro]

Damn, I never knew about cell key glitch along with duping glitch. And the way you just obliterated that indestructible block at 25:55 made me just wheeze. Legendary work there lad!

[@TheLonelyKirby]

Just wanted to mention that you have a very chill vibe and voice, thanks for the great content!

[@buttergod42]

I love high quality long videos man, keep up the incredible work.

[@oleevv]

It's really nice to see high quality The Escapists content, also i was only aware of like half of the glitches presented in the video, this game is so damn broken lol. Earned a sub

[@odeo5691]

I’m impressed with the quality of the content. Keep going brother!

[@dimandraproductions7205]

The editing, the music and voiceover are so good. Such a good video.

[@screamingmurkrow1720]

Amazing, you are the most perseverant and I love your vids for it.

[@0m7_]

Thank you SO MUCH for making this. Us escapists 1 stans NEED videos like these so people play this game so THANK YOU!!

[@opticvoltaire7775]

Hey there I just wanna say your content isn’t trash at all. Your effort really shows and it is very entertaining and enjoyable! Keep up the good work!

[@WordUser]

This video is insanely well done what, I am seriously impressed with how much detail, effort and thought went into making this so easy and entertaining to watch without any prior information and thats just from what i can see as a viewer

[@gingiboyo1600]

looks like adding digging through water to his skillset would prove to be beneficial later on

[@GenericMystic]

Unfortunately digging under water will have to do :/

[@gingiboyo1600]

@@GenericMystic unfortunate how you can’t break physics more than you already have

[@deadlyore3986]

Dude I havent seen a video on this game in a while! This game is a favorite of mine, and I'm happy to see something like this. This was a very good and high-quality video, I learned a lot from a game I thought I knew so much about.

[@joshwalker2210]

This was amazing, commenting to boost the algorithm! Hope your channel gets big

[@weirdal1en]

This was randomly reccomended to me, youve done a good job explaining everything!

[@GenericMystic]

I really strive for Edutainment when making videos so I'm glad I did the information conveying well!

[@b6oy1004]

Awesome video! I’ve often wondered if this was possible myself lol I’ve always loved this game, great to see it getting some more love lately

[@Souroy]

This video and the one on escapists 2 really opened my mind to whats possible in these games, great work!

[@NovemberJoy]

This was a really awesome video you should do more cool stuff!!! ... Seriously, though, I know nothing about this game or the sequel but this was pretty intriguing. Surprising amounts of strategy involved. The visuals were also surprisingly well put together - I need to brush up on that. I guess I'll be sticking around - hope your PC troubles are solved sooner rather than later.

[@GenericMystic]

Thank you for the compliments on the visuals! And yeah, computer stuff is sad to have happen. I can do a shorter form of content like shorts or 15-ish Minute Videos probably, but nothing lengthy like what I really enjoy making (mainly due to storage space on my laptop). I'm working on getting it all sorted though!

[@malgos6532]

This was a fricking journey and deserves so much more attention! Thanks for making my day :)

[@Necrovia]

I JUST got Escapist and Escapist 2, and I was shocked to see someone making content about this series still

[@aitorito2527]

Beautiful, high quality video. Definitely something worth being proud of!

[@vendingvending3371]

Holy fucking shit what an amazing video! Dude your strats and glitches are crazy, hope ur doing well man and thanks for the vid

[@Saffron-mb8mp]

Excellent video! Entertaining concept AND great editing! Also your voice is very cute if I may add. Really glad that this randomly popped up, it was a fun watch.

[@GenericMystic]

Brain go Errorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@Goof_McSqoofus]

Hey, I’ve been a fan of yours for a while now and I just wanna say your really great at these challenges and some of the things you have done I have actually used in normal escapists gameplay. Anyways yeh your really cool and stuff + your on Enders club so instant valid. Anyways cya next vid!

[@gargatarian1803]

Just came across your videos but can i say its a really good video, but also that your voice is really nice and calming, but not boring

[@unnamed3378]

Good video as aleays. Can't wait for the next one

[@PenelopeNaomi]

Defo earned a sub, incredible job!

[@JacobIczkowski]

Great video! I just subscribed. Keep up the good work!

[@lolbitplay9523]

I just found your channel and your voice reminds me of a grown up version of Clarence and I'm loving it great vid :)

[@GenericMystic]

Ty for watching and I'm glad you liked it!

[@kliop0]

I liked the video very much, nice work man

[@sylfan052]

nice run man

[@lukeholmes9767]

Keep up the good work bro

[@rawvegankid]

I ADORE your editing, pacing, and storytelling. You had me in the first couple minutes, but the Center Perks reveal made me fall in love! I've never even cared about this game before, I'm subscribing for quality ALONE!

[@ralseidagoat]

YOOOO why did you tube not recommend this to me? I loveeed your original Escapists 2 video! Looking forward to watching this one!!!!!

[@drawnfromflames7007]

you definitely do make that Quality over Quantity

[@TheFatViking]

Awesome video mate

[@ericomartins3557]

your videos are very well made. If you get more consistent your channel will grow a lot. Already having a character helps a lot.

[@dawsjuan]

The “please just stahp it” ms paint animation made me laugh, and for that I not only subscribe, but I will binge your videos.

[@BigOlGojifan]

Damn- this was very fun to watch, you earned a new subscriber. Also I love your voice- TvT

[@GenericMystic]

Glad you enjoyed watching it! Also personally, I don't really care for my voice here, but hey preference is preference.

[@BigOlGojifan]

@@GenericMystic hey! I still love your voice :) very nice to listen to throughout the video! Keep up the good work!

[@oshy3385]

I think this has invigorated something in me to get back into the game again and play. I used to play this game all the time, and I was able to riot out of every single main prison in the game (the first 6 prisons, all recorded too 😎) and this video has given me some ideas on how to get higher scores, and possibly faster times! I also didn’t know that a good friend of mine, RareRiotMasterYT actually did find a lot of these glitches in this game. Very cool to see someone play this game still, and makes me excited to try and hop back on and play myself! This video was amazing, and I guess I should now see what you did for the 2nd game! Congrats

[@DexyD20]

Okay this channel actually has me pretty hype... I love longer content, I love can you beat videos, I love MS paint scenes, I think I'ma fan😅🤣💜

[@GenericMystic]

Thank you! I am planning to do a little bit of MsPaint tomfoolery in the next video if that piques your interest by the way!

[@DexyD20]

@@GenericMystic already part of the bell gang after watching a few, you didn't need to rustle my jimmies too but I'll take it🤣🤣💜

[@coa3704]

Going from this video to the escapists 2 one is, let’s say, an experience :3 Very fun video(s)!

[@CubicCreeper7914]

This was a really cool video :D

[@SpaceCadetSec]

First vid and already love the channel, keep it up sis 💕

[@GenericMystic]

Thank you!!!

[@ramaicatseye]

OMG i LOVE!!! Challenges like this. I also thought i knew this game by heart, and i have nestorlgia for it. fun vid, now do the escapists 0

[@omocoool]

this video was so well made thank you

[@lobsylobs]

* this is the first video i've seen from you and i dont know much abt the escapists but i ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR SILLY MASCOT CHARACTER DESIGN

[@GenericMystic]

Aww ty, this is the only time she's appeared in a vid other than my Profile Picture appearing in the intro and credits, but seeing that people enjoy her being present... Idk, I wouldn't mind using her more in videos in the future!

[@V13STOP]

Omg, I almost cryed at the end! It felt like the most intense part of a movie or some tv show, loll I don't get to say this a lot, creating high quality content from the start is the key to success for every youtuber. Btw I really like your voice, like it just fits with the funny moments with the calm moments, and especially at the end with the dramatic moment. Definitely won a sub, The Escapists is one of my favourite games of all time.

[@GenericMystic]

Aww ty! I think my voice in these videos is... Okay? I dunno. It's definitely progressed throughout the history of this channel to sound more upbeat and less **void** if that makes sense. Glad you liked the video tho!

[@V13STOP]

​@@GenericMysticoh yeah I clicked on the video about The Escapists 2, no crafting challange. Before, your voice used to have like... less of a personality? Umm... like it sounded as the basic random youtuber voice you'll find at small creators. Now it does sound less * *void* * and it has a bit of a tone change that makes it more recognisable which, personally, I like quite a lot. Also a lot of youtubers have deeper voices which makes it harder to understand words as a foreign english speaker.

[@RostamCTM]

Man, your voice is sooooo soothing, I love it

[@GenericMystic]

Uh... Thanks I guess? I don't particularly care for the voice I use but I'm glad you liked it nonetheless?

[@bendyboy7179]

You showed my comment im happy now. This is your best video congratulations also i guess saying please does help you get what you need.

[@bendyboy7179]

I am an idiot for for putting beat instead of best now i changed it.

[@LimeonCandy]

I love that when escaping the first two prisons you straight up take a guard with you when you escape

[@lukapetrovic412]

Man, the timing could not have been better. I'm getting into playing the game again (the second one, got the dlc bundle)

[@ramaicatseye]

I just finished the vid, and i swear it’s been like a year since ive been this entertained.

[@vendingvending3371]

Oh hell yea! I'm so gonna sray up all night for this!

[@GenericMystic]

This video won't be going anywhere (hopefully), so take your time and get some sleep. I won't be encouraging bad sleeping habits!

[@vendingvending3371]

​@@GenericMysticAight thanks for the advice

[@EmployeeKB]

i havent even finished the video im not even 10 minutes in but you did the most spot-on squidward voice and i have to say well done, dude. even if it wasn't intentional

[@user-jc7ob2ds3y]

I didn't play this game before but this is impressive.

[@Solysis5]

ooh this run looks cool, nice

[@fello1312]

I love the design of your oc literally so much

[@GenericMystic]

Aww ty, she's my special little goof.

[@theokiril]

incredibly well done!

[@EvilWillow123123]

didnt saw the whole video yet, but i got to say the editing of this video is fuckin amazing. you did a really good job at that, and have a lot of talent and skill for editing.

[@GenericMystic]

Ty! I think I could have done a lot better though, but that's me being my worst critic here.

[@BlaketheBlock]

sick video man

[@redyoshi3877]

I saw the one the Escapsits 2 and this will be fun to watch

[@burcuaytan8182]

Lets gooo this is going to be fun

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

He is back to redo all escapes. Thanks for blessing us

[@ilastv]

Awesome video, watched all the way through and it really felt like an adventure :)

[@dymaxion3988]

Imagine having to explain to investigators that the prisoner escaped by using a dark alchemical ritual to transform their clothes into a key

[@eeved9119]

Great video

[@trollplant]

Bros pushing the 10-minute break

[@Sans_Sent935]

Usually I would get all the keys with things I found out myself, maybe not first but without the internet. If you make guard hp to 0 take his key and go sleep mobile you save key without solitary.

[@GenericMystic]

Always different methods of doing this sort of stuff! I just look stuff up online because in a manner of speaking, reinventing the wheel can be fun but is ultimately pointless most of the time.

[@ramaicatseye]

I’m halfway through this, and i keep thinking- how the hell could you possibly beat escape team? also, i LOVE the maps you show, and the glitches are sick.

[@Nobody-uj8oo]

the beginning of the video is so cool I was watching this in the background and this made me start paying attention lol

[@benjaminschwartz8977]

wow, amazing, the escapists 2 video was also spectacular though this was just even more to enjoy, I remember playing the escapists since I was a child, like 5 or something, it's really close to my heart, and the escapists 2 is just that but I guess a bit less nostalgia and more actually playing it since I've probably played that and known what I was doing more than the 1st, since I was older, though now that it was all on sale, I rebought the 1st and all the dlcs for both of them so I can play more of the 2nd since I finished it a while ago and can replay the first game I played so much of, and got surprisingly far in given my track record being so young, where got to the last prison then chickened out since it was intimidating, so now I have it again and in like a week or two I've gotten through half, though a lot of that time was on center perks since I hadn't played in years and the last I played was the second game, so I had to readjust, which I did and this probably would've helped with that a lot if I hadn't already, anyway amazing video, this game, the 1st and 2nd, meant and still do mean so much to me, throughout my life, I'm happy to have it coming back into my life, weather it's just this video, the entire game, or both with even more content than before, so this defiantly helped in so many ways, for gaming, remembering, just being a really good video, and many more, maybe the length of this kind of tells you that, and this is why I don't comment, props if you read it, sorry it's long, but thank you anyway

[@eagletgriff]

Wtf i love ur oc design very cool

[@GenericMystic]

Daww, thank you!

[@mikey24788]

i havent watched the vid yet, but i gotta say, that into edit got yourself a sub

[@ShebWasHere]

This man should have 1M subscribers. How da heck do you have the mental sanity to do this bro. I look up to you, genuinely.

[@GenericMystic]

To answer the question of mental sanity, I just simply stopped enjoying a lot of games because they felt too easy on an initial playthrough. Most games I try for the first time nowadays I try to incorporate some kind of challenge because I just enjoy it! And as for the look up to thing, while I do appreciate it, I will warn you that doing that will likely lead to being inevitably disappointed by something you may disagree with me on someday. I'm just an entity on the interwebs that wants to educate and entertain, not a role model. That being said, you do you because I can't dictate what ya do!

[@ShebWasHere]

You're not just an entity on the interwebs, you're a legendary entity of the interwebs. Remember that...

[@aeolianthecomposer]

6:37 I like how you escape with the guard

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Bro stole a Man