Canada's gearing up

[@Randomfactsofwar]

Canada really‘bout to make Geneva rewrite the conventions again. GOD DAMMIT CANADA IT’S NOT A CHECKLIST!

[@Rouge_GamingYT]

As a Canadian, it is indeed a checklist

[@VenomPulse]

Daffy duck sends his regards

[@rucker69]

They absolutely treat it like a checklist. Already past the gun bans and speech laws milestones, next up it's mass incarceration.

[@coffeegonewrong]

We must agree to disagree 🇨🇦

[@netherlordgaming995]

oh dont worry we aint gonna be doing anything on the checklist we are looking for workarounds loop holes and things that we could add

[@SonOfNone]

_"If they didn't want us to check off the checklist first, they wouldn't have cited us so many times in the darned thing."_

[@inreallife530]

☠️

[@SheikAshii]

Fr?

[@owenkasaboski6902]

​@@SheikAshiiCanada has a lot of mentions, mostly due to world war 1 stuff. When you're the first country to ever be gassed, you kinda just stop caring about the enemies morally.

[@dylandepetro4187]

This honestly made me laugh. As an American, I am proud to have Canada as our northern neighbor.

[@MountiansandManes]

in WW1 they droped bombs into trenches on Christmas at night when the troops where sleeping.

[@andrewkippenhan5494]

"We're gonna get so many things crossed off the Geneva Checklist!" Sounds like they're about to have a Mandatory Fun Day...

[@zeanyt2372]

Good times rhymes with war crimes.

[@nightmarepurpletrap2589]

@zeanyt2372 that should be poem

[@christopherrhodes3228]

​@@nightmarepurpletrap2589 I wanna force ChatGPT to write me a poem about enjoying committing war crimes

[@andrewkippenhan5494]

@@zeanyt2372 Remember, Man's Laughter is just a space and punctuation away from Manslaughter!

[@trailblazer632]

They might be a tad worried about the people in canada going after Trudeau 😂 hes been get the shit beat out of him in their parliament lately on the less than moral things hes been pulling

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

Come on America, just let Canada loose. To make you feel better, we can call it Geneva Bingo

[@AlvinYorkII]

I LOVE Geneva Bingo!

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

I heard tale from our European friends that they refer to it as the Ottawa suggestions.

[@SivaExperiment]

Like that’s any better lmao

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

@@SivaExperiment plausible deniability. The geese decided to go to Russia.

[@604cpr]

I might be threatening 30, but if we get the go, the world is going to remember that we’re polite, not nice 🩸🍁💀🍁🩸

[@antoine4405]

As a Canadian we sorry to inform you we are moving away from "I am Sorry" to "You're going to be Sorry". Have a pleasant day.

[@Canadian_4Ever]

Yep. We're going to quit being the innocent kind ones.

[@TLContract]

Listen here snow mexican-

[@kainsarafan8190]

No you're not your own government disarmed you you're not even allowed to own a revolver and protect yourself from criminals😂😂 didn't they tell you to leave your doors unlocked so they can just take your stuff 🤦

[@whoisanarnb]

@@TLContract listen here temperate cultural sludge monster below us-

[@Average_9epper_Enjoyer]

@@TLContracta WHAAAAT?!?

[@Rotorhead1651]

"It's not a war crime the first time." - Nick, TFE

[@gregiep]

I need a t-shirt, or at least a vinyl patch!

[@someguy6160]

@@gregiep Goes pretty well on a hoodie, too.

[@Laeryc]

​@gregiep i have the hoodie, worth every penny.

[@kyledabearsfan]

I need that shirt lol love TFE

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Considering that Canadians where many times the first timers... Yeah...

[@dgreenlonghorn1]

Oh no… if Canada is getting ready for something then we in for some big shit.

[@therealbahamut]

I NEED POPCORN.

[@33Isaiah96]

Heyy uncle Sam can I have a few raptors?

[@chuch541]

@@therealbahamutyou need to start running a couple miles a day, doing calisthenics. Been tellin the zoomies this for two years. War isn’t always one’s choosing, rarely is, and you don’t have to live by the sword to die by it… and they said “hey this is a 7/11 man r u ok?” And I said Vive La Liberty mf’ers and spit in the air and caught it… 🇺🇸 You can’t be hardcore unless you live hardcore

[@Avenus112]

Canada's underfunded its military for seventy years, we've been warned about it for decades. Liberals shredded the tax code and flushed the books down the toilet the last decade so it's no one's guess where the money is supposed to come from.

[@Gamerguy826]

I'm willing to bet Canada is locking and loading with India on it's mind. Also, is it weird that I think Russia and India could team up to fight Canada? I mean I know they're politically not on great terms and all, but... common enemy and all that. Unlikely but possible, maybe?

[@McLongSausage]

The last line of my favorite quote from one of my favorite books always reminds me of Canada and Canadians every time I hear it "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man".

[@baseballjustin5]

My favorite quote that came from Doctor Who "Demons run when a good man goes to war."

[@AntonsVoice]

"gentle" and "good" are the wrong words. polite. Politely angry. Politely ordering spam and grenades.

[@roganf4013]

"I thpught Canadians were supposed to be nice!" Wrong, bitch! We're *_polite_* . _Polite_ and _nice_ are *_NOT_* the same thing!

[@carsemonkey1]

I'm re-reading Wise Man's fears right now. How perfect is that?

[@McLongSausage]

@@carsemonkey1 So Perfect lol. I love the writing style of Patrick Rothfuss and the stories in stories in stories, the connection hidden behind riddles that your never told are riddles, hes a amazing writer. Do yourself a favor and once you have read it go back and re-read both books because it will drastically change everything lol. Also me and my wife are about to start some of the novellas, I started the one about Auri years ago and then my house (most of my town actually, lol, check out Fort McMurray Fire) burned down before I could finish it bahahahahahahahaha.

[@willieclark2256]

Scotland encouraging Canada is the kinda of DNA jolt I was looking for.

[@theonlycarpy]

word

[@Darqshadow]

To be fair a lot of the highland clans left for Canada or the Southern Appalachia in the US

[@ivyinkwell1754]

@@Darqshadow ohhhh that explains it! My Mom's maiden name is MacDonald but since there's like, a lot of American MacDonalds I asked her about our family history to learn if we were one of the cool ones and according to her my grandpa is descended from some Nova Scotia (... literally New Scotland. It's a very different environment from where I live (The Ottawa province). Much prettier housing and landscape, but the weather is borderline apocalyptic) immigrants who all came on this dangerously tiny vessel called... *googles because i forgot* The Hector which, holy shit Google made out to be way more important than my Mom told me. Story goes aout 200 poor, starving Scottish people fleeing Britain's trash treatment got on a ship for The New World (yes... it was that bad) but the trip was horrible. Sickness, rations running out, getting lost/blown off course, some people resorted to suicide, it was a whole mess. Mom took me to a replica museum one time and pointed out our tartan on display and described how growing up she didn't like the colour combination. Mom's REALLY difficult to get childhood information out of so I didn't know much more, but according to the google search I did just now The Hector was like the FIRST settlement... of Canada. The Mayflower and following US ships had already happened by this point. Oh, and forgot about the Vikings. It also turns out that our ancestors were also one of the first to be trash to the Mi'qmak people, which Mom conveniently neglected to mention ever. TLDR; my ancestors were members of a Scottish clan (super cool), then became the first colonizers (super not cool) after suffering. Also I know literally nothing about my grandma's family history (mom...) but HER maiden name was french so I assume there's something there. PS. excuse any typing/grammar mistakes, I am very sick + busted glasses + late at night on old/bad computer. I'm coping. And yes, I have gotten the right amount of sleep hours... just through the day. There's a lot going at in my life atm.

[@SweetPea1993]

Well there are a lot of Scottish clan descendants in Canada… Campbells for example; literally every person in Canada with the last name Campbell is descended from the Scottish Clan. Then there’s the MacDonalds, Mackenzies, McGills, MacLeods, MacPhails, Mowats, Sutherlands, and a whole lot more. Those are just some of the most notable names.

[@epgamer1145]

@@Darqshadowbest people to be around. They make all the feminized Canadians look like children

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

“The world didn’t get destroyed by earthquakes” because Earthquakes know better than to get in the way of Canadians on the warpath.

[@Peusterokos1]

According to our war history, we'd give a reason for earthquake to quake in fear alright

[@djangel3108]

I mean we aren't stupid enough to try and declare war on natural disasters, it's like Australia and China declaring war on birds

[@J_cobra]

“What type of Mexicans are from Ecudor” just killed me.💀 As someone whose Colombian, Ive heard it all lmao

[@pekkajarvinen69]

I bet they think everything south of Texas is Mexico. And maybe Texas too.

[@trailblazer632]

Ooooh coffee flavored mexican😂😂

[@Hailiums]

It's got to be one of the most American questions I've heard in a while. It killed me.

[@eddieschwab864]

Of course I envy you because y'all have quite a few blankitas there as well...

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@trailblazer632 the bean kind, of the grounded kind? :P

[@chaoticdusk1316]

Canada lives by the rules of ✨Geneva Suggestions✨

[@AlvinYorkII]

"They'rre more like Geneva 'guidelines', than rules"

[@DrollestDuck88]

YES! and the Chuckles war cry....

[@AceHufflepuff]

"Winter can't protect you anymore." Canada gonna pull an Arya Stark and tell Russia "Winter came...for house Putin."

[@hannah1948]

Wow, I sure hope so!!🤣

[@spartanonxy]

Please no we don't need Canada gaining Mary Sue powers. War Crimes are bad enough.

[@demitius1402]

It's more a palace then a house but it checks out.

[@ezterion]

I mean... Finland joined too. So there is no safety in winter for the ruskies.

[@DaemonKeido]

@@demitius1402 The White House was pretty palatial before it got burned down too.

[@FirstIsa]

"NATO! meet your 2% defense spending commitment!" "eh, okay" "Not you Canada, maybe reduce your spending, we don't want to keep amending the Geneva conventions"

[@DrollestDuck88]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grimcreeper5830]

I love that Canada tried to hide their war criminal personality but dropped half a second later. They know what power they have XD

[@AonghasMcTavish]

As a Canadian this made me laugh way harder than it should have. Fantastic as always HLC

[@thomasgeorge4384]

Considering that Canada's military was found to be incapable of operations in cold weather, it's about damn time y'all got geared up. Welcome back.

[@DrollestDuck88]

i agree with you fellow canadian

[@kodez9667]

Canada back at it with the “Geneva Whoopsie Daisys”

[@Shiftinggers]

You know how they say, it's never a war crime the first time. Or "Good times rhyme with war crimes"

[@microman4life962]

not the whoopsie daisys

[@voltbolt2316]

Your honour my client pleads "oopsie daisies"

[@AlvinYorkII]

​@@voltbolt2316DAMN IT you beat me to it! Another man of culture I see.

[@DrollestDuck88]

ohhh im hyped as hell Bud!

[@tsunami729]

…Florida has an education system!?

[@BDESal]

Teachers gulping bud light on the clock?

[@something3530]

I always thought it was a myth like Bigfoot or a uncorrupt Russian military

[@jasonbernal9348]

That's the only way they stay sane!​@@BDESal

[@Farfalla2728]

Yeah, how else are they supposed to learn how to befriend/fight alligators.

[@randymann2473]

Yes We Do

[@philiplee1980]

As a Canadian, I almost spit my timmies out when you talked about checking off the Geneva convention list 😂😂😂

[@consumingkazoos]

since we're the reason it exists, might as well

[@lucasw3473]

Geneva suggestions *

[@crisespinoza1979]

Excuse me but "timmies"? 🤔

[@philiplee1980]

@@crisespinoza1979 Tim Horton's

[@ComedicLetter]

“Do you know how many things I could cross off the checklist with this stuff?” Oh no, we won’t be touching the checklist. That’s Poland’s job. Ours is to find new things to add to it

[@navret1707]

🎶Article 5 🎶Article 5 🎶Article 5 🎶

[@DrollestDuck88]

YES BUD!!

[@kylepeters8690]

NATO-CANADA RAISE YOUR DEFENSE BUDGET! Canada-ok NATO-wait....this might be a bad idea

[@rabureta]

When the problem child stops being a problem, it isn't because they stopped being a problem, but because they're too busy becoming a whole new level of problem.

[@Kebutor]

Every person at the breaking point: No wait, let's see what they can do.

[@stevenhirtle7000]

The only reason Putin is a problem is because sending in a squad to deal with said problem might be construed as an act of aggression and we don't start wars (though we will certainly finish them). Seriously though, with Putin Jr. vying for the Presidency in the US, his threats to leave NATO and his encouraging Russia to move against American allies, it's a bad idea not to bump up military budgets.

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

​@@KebutorPoland and Ukraine like :FINALLY! :D

[@ivyinkwell1754]

@@bmxriderforlife1234 Canada has a history of showing up to help various mainland European countries during WW1 & WW2 (according to my patriotic high school education) after/before the US decides to stay out of it. We were so ferocious the Germans at one point called as stormtroopers... and unlike the laughingstock goons of Star Wars, we *earned* that moniker. It's honestly incredible that after all that, our fear factor managed to fade out, esp considering our education system actually makes an effort to talk about our history of atrocities towards indigenous peoples (... moreso than America, though I'm sure it's not enough). We're literally that character who, when their smiling face gets a dark shadow, you know they're going to commit a crime. Honestly if any country should be expected to significantly impact the Ukranian war, it would be Canada. Sadly we don't really have the firepower or army size to make the amount of difference the US could be making.

[@Ragingroxes]

It's like telling a cat to stop, it will hear you but will ignore you.

[@dlkjAENFadlkfj]

"Gonna take a real hard look at your education here soon" Well, you cannot look at what isn't there 🤣

[@AntonsVoice]

Based on GrayStillPlays, their education comes in 1 flavour. Pain.

[@scottmacgregor3444]

I think he misspoke, I think he meant "a real hard look FOR your education."

[@Dkgow]

Hey we have the #1 education in the world… when it comes to Hurricane parties.

[@DriveCarToBar]

Have you seen their governor? The state is about to eat itself as people dump houses they can no longer afford to insure and the governor is like 'DuRR mUh CrimTIcaL RacE TheeReEE'

[@midnari]

@Clean97gti I'm sorry, California exists - We've seen what sort of mental illness spawns from there. How's your squatters doing, champ?

[@Officer_duh]

As a Canadian my motto is “it’s not a war crime…. Yet.”

[@owenkasaboski6902]

Where there's a will, there's a way. And oh boy do we ever have iron stomachs during wartime.

[@DrollestDuck88]

YET!! that's the important part... we about to make some suggestions to the geneva checklist...

[@corlev5962]

This is how messed up the situation is. Literally 4-5 months ago they cut the budget 150m... now they cancel it and call it a boost. It's ridiculous up here.

[@mattoucas869]

Our government doesn't spend anything correctly

[@kingstonart]

Maple MAGA faux news ...

[@idiocy1017]

Hearing that Canada is gearing up is the best and most terrifying news I’ve heard all week, at this point people are begging to subscribe to same day shipping to god

[@kelltoran6658]

We aren't. Please read our Defense Policy Update. See Annex a.

[@Rug0s]

Yeah heard were getting 35s,a set of new ships, ontario London finishing the army's armor and vehicle order. It might be due to the recent recruitment strain we experineced like we were not ready to open the flood gates for PR (i.e green card) holders

[@mbpaintballa]

@@Rug0snew ships from Irving. Which means they will leak and not be armed.

[@hanzzel6086]

And yet we are closing CFB Moose Jaw, retiring the Tutor; and moving all our pilot training out of country.

[@sharpy3453]

@@Rug0s finishing the order of outdated inadequate armour. yup. ships that wont be in service till most of the navy privates are chiefs. and f35s, yeah i doubt we will see those any time soon.

[@HogW1ld385]

Considering how many people are constantly moving around down there the question of “Mexicans from Ecuador” isn’t implausible

[@Aotearas]

Equatorians, of course.

[@alexanderrahl7034]

​@@Aotearaspeople who ride horses? Lol

[@archangeldo913]

Egalitarians? Equations? Equifax? Equinox? Ecuamonicons?

[@ryanstewart2289]

Yes. Yes it fucking is. For fuck sake.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Technically it's not that wrong, as long as we don't involve the native population, they're all former Spanish holdings, That said I probably would have a hard time walking away from saying that to Either of their faces

[@megsley]

Scotland better watch out - someone might report Scotland to the Scottish police for saying something 'offensive' 😂

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

I still can't believe that's actually a thing😅

[@jameswoodard4304]

Yeah. Scotland hasn't really been the tough bastard he's depicting here for at least a generation or two. These days, it's less woad warpaint and more purple hair dye.

[@Gary_The_Metro]

@@jameswoodard4304 hair dye bad, am I right fellow kids?

[@porkcracklins630]

@@Gary_The_Metro Yes indeed, contemporary classmate. Your assessment is devoid of cap.

[@meatpuppet5036]

@@Gary_The_Metro ok groomer

[@kaygirl10101]

Mark: So, when do I get an education in Florida? Omniman: That's the neat part, you don't.

[@Crusader11119]

The Geneva Convention being called the Geneva checklist is the most Canadian thing to ever Canadian

[@geekymetalhead5112]

"You are without of a doubt the most savage pirate Ive ever heard of!" "But YOU HAVE heard of me."

[@Rotorhead1651]

I'm pretty sure you're paraphrasing, or alluding to something, but the quote is "You are, without a doubt, the WORST pirate I've ever heard of."

[@AceHufflepuff]

@@Rotorhead1651 The fact that you pulled that response about 16 minutes after the initial poster shows how iconic the first Pirates movie is. Bet you didn't even need to look it up lol.

[@richardcombs2734]

The backstory behind that line is intense. "People aren't cargo mate."

[@AceHufflepuff]

@@richardcombs2734 I can't believe they didn't keep that scene in. It would've shown great characterization on for Jack. For all his scheming and moral gray areas...He's STILL leagues better than those who partake in slavery. He's a pirate...and he's a good man.

[@usmc1979034]

This is Canada. “The Geneva Conventions are more like guidelines than actual rules.”

[@singingcrow439]

There's a reason we canadians say sorry a lot. We got A LOT to apologize for.

[@thaliazelmer2327]

Truth. I am a 61yo Canadian and only just learned about our Geneva Conventions history. Quite the gut punch. They don't teach that in provincial school curriculum in Alberta.

[@noobpuncher8571]

Haha, no ya don't! As a Yank, I'll tell ya war is dirty business. And everyone had their hands dirty when that checklist...err, suggestion list...err, list, was drafted.

[@Caphalea]

Canadians having earning a reputation for not playing fair since the Boer war in South Africa. They may have upped the game a little in WW1 Vimy when someone said hold my beer and watch this...@@thaliazelmer2327

[@HaloInverse]

Remember: It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

[@boreas9291]

If you want to get technical, we've been adding to it since 1867. We're an integral part of the checklist. I mean suggestions. I mean Conventions.

[@allenmcnutt9039]

I’m a Canadian and it’s still not enough. Great military when the government does it job and gives them the resources they need. It’s not the soldiers it’s the government.

[@hanzzel6086]

Absolutely correct. Pretty soon we won't even be training our own pilots any more! They are closing CFB Moose Jaw, retiring the Tutor, and moving all training out of country!

[@Sturm01]

Cough "Ross rifle" cough cough

[@hanzzel6086]

@@Sturm01 The Ross was an excellent marksman rifle. The problem was poor ammunition quality, tight tolerances (so it didn't handle mud well), and soldiers without the proper cleaning/field stripping training.

[@Sturm01]

@@hanzzel6086 it was a great marksman rifle AFTER the kinks had been worked out of it, but a bad battle rifle. Brittle bolt heads due to poor heat treatment, soft locking lugs due to bad steel and the serrated design led to stuck bolt handles ect. There were just too many problems that kept popping up that by the time they had been fixed the troops hated the thing and would ditch it for a SMLE the first chance they got.

[@renevreeken]

Ross, good sporting rifle, bad battle rifle.

[@mareczek00713]

"You're not helping Poland!" my brother in Christ, Polish president promies 4% military spending, we encourage Canada...

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

My brother in war crimes. Its not about our spending. It's about what we could do with what we spend that money on "grins in canadian* but the poles understand yes ;) you have some scores to settle with Russia and poles and canadians are the same. We're nice till you give us reason to introduce you to God.

[@mareczek00713]

@@bmxriderforlife1234 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4XJaax6o8hljtE

[@teeteeplays]

I love how Florida gets its own character XD

[@H2OFlymamaluigi]

“You’re not helping Poland!” That got me

[@YamiHoOu]

You're not helping, Poland! * Otherwise you're saying Poland is not receiving help haha.

[@DaemonKeido]

@@YamiHoOu To be fair, Poland doesn't NEED help, but it wouldn't mind friendlies.

[@ItzzzBeamo]

“Ohhh, you mean those folks on the EQUATOR! Ah I getcha now.” - Florida, probably

[@danielpassigmailcom]

Wait...there are TWO Equators?

[@YamiHoOu]

I read Equator as one would pronounce Ecuador ahaha

[@0bliVioid97]

Well he wouldn't be WRONG

[@georgesakellaropoulos8162]

What kind of Mexicans live at the Equator?

[@Jeff.78]

Canada, Poland, and Scotland walk into a country...

[@ShadowGachaSlayers]

And they all have a checklist. 😂

[@Dartingleopard]

​@@ShadowGachaSlayersThat gets more added to it when they leave

[@yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco3337]

@@ShadowGachaSlayers The listmakers, the speedbump and the Ladies from hell walk into a war. *War crimes, fun times*

[@SyverReborn]

And 1000 pages were added to the Geneva convention

[@Rotorhead1651]

From the movie "KICK the Bucket List". 😂🤪😝🤣😜😈👍

[@Juneau48]

Canadian here. Anyone remember that scene in All Quiet on The Western Front, where all the school boys join the army, as their headmaster gives a speech about the crown and the country? Yeah we did that nation wide last week. Catch you in the trenches again 🖐🇨🇦

[@ladygodiva2]

Lets add calling "calling Tims 'Timmy Hortons'" to the list of war crimes 🤧 that one physically hurt

[@oliviermenard6629]

Finally, someone who has also noticed this atrocity 😭

[@DaiAtlus79]

Canada is also probably training our geese to be our answer to the Warthog.

[@alexconn7473]

Why do I get the feeling that if we Canadians ever create a plane similar to the warthog we will probably call it the thundergoose

[@koolaid33]

@@alexconn7473 lol

[@koolaid33]

Our geese are probably the elite team in the military.

[@lisamorrissey4077]

Cobra Chickens

[@SweetPea1993]

@@lisamorrissey4077 I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@TwilightMysts]

A video filled with FAFO characters, I love it! Scotland, Canada, and Poland! Wohoo! All my favorite characters. Florida, Texas, F-22, and Ukraine are good too. Edit - - - - I am going to call it "The Geneva Achievements" from now on though. All the note-worthy things Canada has accomplished.

[@autobotCRSHR]

Florida never disappoints... It is accurate to a T

[@sciathoir]

Florida: “there’s no T in my name dummy”

[@autobotCRSHR]

@@sciathoir but there is an i in TEAM... It's in the Ahole :D

[@AM-Animations-YT]

The two things that made me laugh 0:22 The way America looked up 1:12 the way Scotland laughed

[@IamHattman]

'Looks like Winter can't protect you now' xD I've had that thought a few times. We're uniquely qualified to make sure that 'Find out' season is year round.

[@hanzzel6086]

As a Canadian, I have to say this is the best news I've heard all week! Hmm, maybe I can get a few of my ideas added to the checklist!

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Oh no...

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

​@@elduquecaradura1468oooooohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

[@chrisburke624]

​@elduquecaradura1468 everybody has to stop saying "Oh no..." or the Kool-Aid guy is gonna keep bustin' thru the damn walls!

[@edfreeman4202]

Had a rough day at therapy today, your videos always can make me laugh no matter how rough the day is. Appreciate everything you do Hlc, God bless

[@Osmo-7777]

JFC U murdered me with that hispanic joke This Puerto Rican approves it🤣

[@TaylorHoffard-fd3zo]

Canadians: hearing that the reds want our part of the arctic circle and keep joking about the bering strait 😤 Shoots 50cc of grade A amber maple syrup - walks outside into a blizzard in gingham boxer shorts and SNORTS a line of fresh -30° morning snow off lid of the maple bucket and proceeds to march to the nearest Tim Hortons to draw up battle plans at the window booth with the retirees who helped write the first checklist ✅

[@lupesalinas2687]

Bro your character accents are coming along well and are the best part of your videos. 😂

[@haven_lady675]

Watch out! Canada is gonna stop being nice! He's gonna unleash his inner goose! 😨

[@kelltoran6658]

We aren't. Please read our Defense Policy Update. See Annex a.

[@yoni-in-BHAM]

No! NOT THE FEATHER PATROL!!! 😫

[@alexconn7473]

​@@yoni-in-BHAM release the hellhonkers

[@yoni-in-BHAM]

@@alexconn7473 I love that one! 🤣

[@navret1707]

Or inner hockey player.

[@Confron7a7ion7]

Canada, I'd like to make a donation. Is there someplace I can mail empty food cans? You put whatever you want inside them.

[@N51_recon]

Mmm.. grenade..

[@IcerinAlaska49]

Canada is so good at explosives!😬 Allow them to improve on that skill!!😂😂 Bless Canada!!❤❤

[@EziekielNightwind]

Speaking as a canadian, I would simply adore the idea of a fleet of bombers capable of long haul flights over the arctic circle. Our navy could use some beefing up as well, put icebreakers on everything we can. Our continental shelf goes out all the way to the pole, and it's about time we enforce our territorial water clams.

[@adrianramirez9530]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn you Florida, you got me dying over here🤣🤣🤣

[@SansULB29]

Canada is prepping for the end of the trilogy! :)

[@DrollestDuck88]

we preparing for round 3... and a trilogy doesn't happen without the main caracter...

[@yamildiaz3483]

As a Puerto Rican that lives in Florida I love that character!!! That shit was funny!!!!!😂😂

[@unclejoeoakland]

I give you... THE GENEVA INCONVENIENCES!

[@Tejaneaux-ic8dp]

OMG LOL.

[@dillonweigel3101]

Tell me why “looks like winter can’t protect you anymore” made me laugh more than anything 🤣

[@TheDigitalDay]

Lmao, canada, we're nice and quiet.. until we're terrifying 🤣

[@cuross01]

Canada is just making sure the list gets updated from time to time

[@Kebutor]

Periodic Maintenance is what they call it.

[@omarithompson3951]

Gotta love Florida being Florida also that checklist sounds nice😂😂😂

[@Aldhardt]

If you make an army of Canadian, Irish and Scots then give em American toys the army would be unstoppable

[@davidgoodnow269]

Pretty sure that describes the U.S. Army . . . except to neglect that it's 40% Mexican/Hispanic . . . but nobody acknowledges *that,* so nothing new there, either!

[@prashanediriweera2381]

Backed by our Australian Emus

[@spiritbw3665]

"If I had Canadian Soldiers, American technology and British officers I would rule the world." - Winston Churchill. Attributed, but unconfirmed.

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

​@@prashanediriweera2381nah nah nah ww1 style get into the ranks aussies your honorary canadians corps. Remember we're fighting old school this time. Pretend to checklist I mean convention doesn't exist.....or use it as a to do list....whatever floats your canned food tins.

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

​@@spiritbw3665misattributed but proven. Not Churchill but another English military or political person.

[@DJdoppIer]

Canada out there preparing to check off the Geneva conventions like a bucket list. XD

[@steg86x94]

"oh laddie I'd love to but unfortunately for us both just having too much fun doing it" Best Scots line ever🤣

[@Morally_Immoral2]

I love how America's slowly becoming the straight man... Which isn't something I thought I'd say

[@LoneWolf.5326]

Probably taking after England at this point

[@werty21100]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: that’s my boi lol 😂

[@loganshaw4527]

O we really are England's son.

[@Bluecatte]

thing is we usually TRY to be, we're just stuck on a planet full of dipshits and republicans.

[@LoneWolf.5326]

@@loganshaw4527 we were rebellious and we war like England now we’re wisening up just like our old man

[@AidanRasine]

Canadian here... no one calls it "Timmy Hortons." Acceptable alternatives are Tim's, Timmies, and crap coffee conveniently located every 2 blocks 😂😂😂

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Is it a faux pas to call it Canadian Starbucks?

[@matasa7463]

Timmy Ho's though, we do sometimes call it that.

[@JBond-zf4dj]

​@@matasa7463 we do? 😂

[@JBond-zf4dj]

​@@MarcosElMalo2 that's a lot of words. Timmie's or Tim's. Their coffee is crap, but I love their lattes.

[@matasa7463]

@@JBond-zf4dj Yeah I heard it on the West Coast a few times.

[@ShadowGachaSlayers]

Geneva checklist! 😂😂😂 Oh damn I'm gonna have to remember that one! Also, at this point my brain is hardwired to instantly click on ANY video you upload man, this shit is better than gold. Keep up the amazing work!

[@proto_arkbit3100]

As a Canadian I'm glad we're gearing up, we literally cannot rely on the Americans for defense coz half of em have fucking lost it XD

[@ArchevalsArchives]

Half of my family is from Ecuador, and i felt the "what kind of mexican are they?" on a personal level

[@greglemrow3917]

As a Floridian ... yeah, no, valid point about our education. As you were.

[@erikmaguina1]

😂😂 that Hispanic list too was spotn on so many Americans don't know geography

[@jbeckley6849]

When the sorry stops, the war crimes start. Better check the Canadian defense budget for canned food.

[@dfu3764]

As a fan from Canada, I love when you include us in your content

[@Closurenomore]

US: Canada, what are you doing with those? Canada: Huntin'

[@Pennsylvania343]

Canada is the ferel child on the play ground thats fun to play with until he gets carried away and gets too rough

[@nemo64920a]

Love the crazy eye scotsman! 🤪

[@grimbo73]

as a Canadian, it's about freaking time! the PM made the announcement the other day here in town...our biggest air force base is here...i expect a lot of activity here with new planes and choppers...

[@Inferno45]

I love how you made Canada sound like Jordan Peterson 😂

[@RandomUser-dv6qw]

That line of "looks like winter can't protect you anymore" went hard asf

[@pegtoba]

Ah yes the checklist....as a canuck myself and I speak for majority of us with what's going on in the world. We feel it needs some updating...to match current time....see you soon....😊

[@u.s.1974]

German Native here: It feels good for once not to be the target of Canada's penned up violence.

[@johnalbrecht1628]

As a German if you living in Germany you are a member of the Russian Federation fassil state of germany - as the current German Govt does nothing to help Ukraine except block military aid to Ukraine. Schultz proposed the biggest German defense spending plan two years ago and Germany hasn't even produced or paid for a bottle opener from the defense expenditures because they can't get approved in the parliament due to the PUTIN party (Greens) .. And don't start telling me about all of the proposed Budget initiatives as nothing is coming out of the fassil politicals mouths but Shizer!!! Stop being afraid your acting like the English in 1930's " Peace in our Time" Russia Only understands Strength and getting there Arses wooped! Someone explain to me how the German govt of yesteryear allowed 500,000 Russian emagrece to invade Germany and get citizenship - all of them are 5Th columnist's The older Germany is a proud people its governments that make the mistakes of the future or the past - stop making them in the here and now. Support Ukraine.

[@u.s.1974]

@@johnalbrecht1628 Oh dear, where do I start? Your comment shows that you have either no idea what you are talking about or you did not invest 5 minutes to read up on things. Or both. So I will answer your comment, when you have read up on the correct name of the current Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany. Then find out which party has received payments by RuZZian Oligarchs (hint: it's not the Green party). Then read up on how military spendings are organized. Oh and last, use a reliable source to find out which country has spent the second most in miltary support for Ukraine. Maybe, maybe then I will answer anything of your uninformed thoughts here, mein kleiner Scheißer.

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

Well.....at least you have experience to fight on our side this time....just don't let the ptsd kick in from the war stories of the last 2 times. And remember. Take the anger out on Russia. Or Iran.

[@D_OG-Odin-God]

Peace in our time you filthy animal

[@cananybodyfindmeause]

with Bill Blair being the minister in charge i can pretty much guarantee that any equipment purchased will be intended for "domestic" use.

[@andrewlinnen7896]

I don't think we can really use a new submarine fleet "domestically" except for maintaining sovereignty in the Arctic.

[@HairyTrigger]

And for his drinking problem.

[@Caderic]

@@andrewlinnen7896 You just aren't thinking like a government!

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

​@@CadericI mean nah not really. Unless you mean the English government. They have a history of shelling civilians for literally like zero reason.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@andrewlinnen7896 what submarines? Our subs have been doing as much as our destroyers, _FUCK ALL!_ FFS, our navy is mostly just Frigates and Corvettes!

[@gregnm369]

As a US expat living in Ecuador, I’m watching the situation real close… but I don’t expect them to do anything. Looks like it’s tied to the Mexican president talking trash about the assassinated presidential candidate from last election and the ambassador here being declared persona non grata.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

It’s got a history behind it, but storming an embassy and assaulting Mexican diplomats is off the chart nuts.

[@gregnm369]

@@MarcosElMalo2 yeah… I have my suspicions about it not just being an Ecuador decision… but it’s all speculation

[@inkydemon2773]

As a Canadian at the beginning I can say that a lot of us say Timmy Hortons 😂😂😂

[@Finnct]

Canada is doing this because they’re running out of maple syrup. It’s some how true and terrifying.

[@sawkman2092]

Well there's the doomsday foretold by the eclipse, Canada is feeling nostalgic.

[@kemarisite]

Florida is a lot like New York City in recognizing that there are different kinds of Hispanics on different Caribbean islands. Meanwhile, in Oregon (20 years ago when I was in school) an Oregonian asked an Ecuadoran, talking to the cafeteria staff, "Oh, you speak Mexican?" "No, I speak Spanish. More specifically, since there are four official languages in Spain, I speak Castillian."

[@internetzenmaster8952]

As a Washingtonian, I am obliged to inform you that my neighbor to the south has only gotten worse in the education department. The fact someone was asking "you speak Mexican?" just makes it even more painful.

[@loganshaw4527]

We we in America speak "american" but it is called English and there are more then two English, (one proper English and English) their is southern English, Eastern English, western English and Northern English the difference of those 4 are how fast you talk and the slower the more of a draw there is in it.

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

​@@loganshaw4527 Notice you didn't add what we here in the deep Southwest speak. Spanglish.

[@loganshaw4527]

@@ladyfreedomrocks also French/english, Spanish/english and all the other languages. But mostly English.

[@sjonjones4009]

The Geneva Convention for Canada is basically the 10 -Commandments- Suggestions for Christians.😂

[@Entrominal]

Geneva check list is the best thing I've ever heard

[@severren1095]

reminds me of the short where canada said "im about to stop saying sorry" and Scotland Australia the UK and the US said "Shit"

[@Wodferd]

Having seen what the inside of the average Canadian barracks looks like, oh boy do i hope some of that money is going to construction. Some of the shit i've had buddies send me made me surprised the building was still standing.

[@BasePuma4007]

It's been underfunded for a long time. Anthony Blinken gave Canada's minister of foreign affairs shit for how underfunded Canada's military is.

[@Kingjujukug]

According to the reports I've seen we are doing some fairly major construction projects with this set of money, just don't expect to see any progress on that for at least 5 years. We have way too many legal hoops to navigate before we start.

[@matasa7463]

We don't really spend money on stuff we should... but at least our boys can make do with what they got. We don't skimp on the training, at least.

[@mohwe1007]

Canada treating the Geneva Convention like Yugioh's banlist It’s all fun and games until the North gets involved

[@CanadianPatriot224]

As a Canadian, I forsee us taking over the wor- I mean... I see us playing some hockey and drinking some syrup 🇨🇦😅

[@Project_Warfare]

God I love that Scottish accent

[@robert506007]

I will believe it when I see it. Knowing Senior Selfie the money will probably get wasted and we will still have nothing of a military.

[@2001angus]

Hey you know what really distracts from your mistakes a war.

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

After years of the budget being gutted and hang up like a dried out fish. Some veterans not getting their promised benefits and subpar to almost shit like housing for anyone in the military really. Along with equipment shortages, inadequate supply among other things. The increase in the defense budget sounds like good news, to relieve some pressure. As it would cover some of those problems. Source: I'm Canadian that has friends who are former members of the military. The complaints I've heard is shocking. (Those are just the few problems)

[@gothpunkboy89]

Couldn't tell if you where Canadian or American with that checj list of issues

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

@gothpunkboy89 you can tell with ease that I'm not American. With just the first two lines of my comment. Gutting and stripping bare the defense budget, the US would never do such horrible things. Right?

[@gothpunkboy89]

@@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Little while ago there was a big fight for veterans who developed health issues due to burn pits while serving in the middle east to get their conditions recognized and treated. They where not being recognized as issues that developed because of their service. So they weren't getting the benefits they should have. My brother served in the Marines along with a couple of his friends. They got stories from experience and from others on the bases they served with about a lot if really poorly made and maintained housing. Like infested with black mold kind of situations. Don't think just because the US spends the biggest portion of their GDP then any other nation, doesn't mean it takes care of the people working for it.

[@hanzzel6086]

We are still losing our pilot training though. CFB Moose Jaw is getting shut down and all training will be done by/in "Our allies in NATO".

[@schauschau2552]

DO IT CANADA, FUCKIN DO IT, it'll be a bingo on my 2024 card

[@noobpuncher8571]

Same with mine! JUST DO IT!

[@PhynixDS]

Hay, I loved the use of C4, that angry playdough is great! spent 23years in service using that stuff! 🤣

[@Amara-I]

As a Canadian I am terrified and happy that they're gearing up. if Canada, out of all countries, is gearing up, we boutta be in one hell of a ride.

[@kissarmyrules]

For the last time, as a Canadian, it is not the "Geneva checklist". A checklist implies were going out of our way to do these things. They are Geneva *suggestions*. They suggest we do not do the things, and we suggest they shut the fuck up while we prepare canned goods.

[@Meleena2218]

And we suggest stuff we haven't tried before! Because the stuff on the suggestion list has already been done to death. Why not brighten it up a bit with some new stuff!

[@noobpuncher8571]

​@@Meleena2218 Nooooooo, don't suggest it! Just do it and ask for forgiveness later! XD

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

It's more of a checklist for Poland. You know, since they have some scores to settle.

[@andrew_mb]

"Canned goods"

[@derpasaurthepikachu5944]

Explosive flavour