Canadians Being Dumb | Try Not to Laugh

[@failarmy]

Sorry… what’s your favorite clip?

[@babalonkie]

3:54 That's how Flying squirrels evolved. Also wow... grey squirrel literately glided a 20 story fall and just ran off.

[@KevinCullen]

The clips where you state 'no one was hurt' that show people having car accidents thus experiencing psychological trauma and PTSD.

[@Kallmewhite]

10:12 Are you serious🤣

[@Malignant88]

I haven't seen the whole video, but that first one was already a briljant idea that can't possibly go wrong.

[@natsune09]

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius

[@sputnikalgrim]

People just casually walking across a freeway is crazy

[@HirschyKiss]

The audacity to get mad at the cammer too...

[@johnsampson2544]

​@@HirschyKiss Yeah, let's not mention said cammer making no effort to slow down for the slower traffic, whatever else is going on, and passing on the right.

[@kotosqoposrly]

I mean .. there were cars that have already stopped. That should have served as a warning signal to slow down since people could be on the road.

[@Freddie7191]

@@johnsampson2544 Being dumb doesn't give you the right to stop traffic.

[@koolaid33]

Here in Canada we call it a highway.

[@Flying_Snakes]

That last one was a win. Cops caught the porch pirate!

[@thomasyates3078]

It was the most Canadian sting ever, since they even gave her a little warning. There's no helping some people.

[@johnt.848]

Stop calling thieving scum, porch pirates, it makes it sound less of a crime.

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Yeah but it’s a fail to the porch pirate but still counts

[@EnoVarma]

She's a disgrace to the noble porch pirate community.

[@Deeznutz-r8t]

That was here in Edmonton

[@fenzirulfr]

Can we talk about the squirrel at 3:57 and how it so gracefully glided down from the top floor of the building straight into a run

[@mnirwin5112]

I've read that squirrels can survive a fall from almost any height because they flatten themselves out to the point of virtually becoming their own parachute.

[@fenzirulfr]

@@mnirwin5112 yeah you can tell it wasn't that squirrel's first rodeo

[@SynthFreaq]

That was an amazing glide from a non-gliding squirrel...

[@nicbarrax76]

That was so cool! Its tail was spinning as a rotor and then it hit the ground running! 😀

[@DV-zv4ox]

@@nicbarrax76 His tail was flapping in the wind from falling so quickly.

[@ExUSSailor]

That guy getting out, and, scraping the snow off someone else's back window was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen!

[@obviousbear1289]

And definitely not a fail! (well, maybe on the front driver's part)

[@couch2558]

Honestly respect for the guy akshskh. Either ended up helping someone who did genuinely struggle with getting the snow off the back or made it easier for someone to see the license plate if dude was a dickhead.

[@plisskenationbackfromthede3657]

"Eh hold up buddy! Lemme give you a hand there! Gee whiz, that was some snow we got eh?"

[@LHyoutube]

@@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 - That kind of politeness is what Canada is all aboot! 😛

[@jadenshadrack4242]

God dammit ahijjycjb!!

[@LQDEN]

the plane was thousands of feet above that guy

[@paulk6399]

Umm, no The video clearly shows the plane missed that guy by less than an inch (possibly more if you're watching on a big screen tv)

[@LQDEN]

@@paulk6399 I know you're joking.

[@aarondavis8943]

Nah, I have it on good authority that guy is a giant.

[@EzyPup]

R/wooosh

[@paulk6399]

I know that you know that I’m joking@@LQDEN

[@a.c.m.e.ink.4568]

6:58 Haha, the deer 🦌 placing an order at the Tim Hortons is too funny ! 😆😂🤣

[@jbwarner8626]

That's gotta be the most Canadian thing in this whole compilation 😆

[@larrywest42]

I'm sure the deer was Canadian, but not the cammer driving and trying to rudely cut in front of the deer. Wait your turn, eh?

[@koolaid33]

@@larrywest42 That's what I was thinking, he couldn't have waited for the deer to get his Iced Capp?

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

The deer: I see the humans go up to this portal and get things from it. I wonder what would happen if I try it.

[@CrystalAbrahams]

Tim horton's staff should have given the deer a donut! But then the deer would have told all her friends... 🇨🇦

[@nathanmitchell2827]

Every time a porch pirate gets caught, an angel gets its wings.

[@mduftube]

3:55 Fun fact: Mark Rober explained in one of his squirrel videos that squirrels’ terminal velocity isn’t fast enough to kill or even injure them. So that squirrel was just fine, even after a fall like that.

[@CrazyInWeston]

Does that mean that Squirrels dont fall at 'Terminal' velocity?

[@alicearrival6744]

@@CrazyInWeston It means that the terminal velocity for a squirrel is not enough speed to kill them when they hit the ground. Terminal velocity is different for every thing. It just means the max speed an object can fall. Basically when air resistance gets to be too much for gravity to push the object down faster. I hope that makes sense.

[@CrazyInWeston]

@@alicearrival6744 You didnt get the joke did you... Terminal can mean mortal, deadly, lethal etc.... Cant be terminal if they live lol.

[@alicearrival6744]

@@CrazyInWeston Whoops im dumb my b

[@rinboy1966]

Yup squirrel can fly

[@HandgunSafe]

That soap on the "stuck hand" gag was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@soliniv1411]

She could have milked that a bit more

[@favoritemustard3542]

The prank was on her - he was knowingly smirking throughout 😂

[@am5790]

@@favoritemustard3542 bad acting on his part....she stayed in character

[@gluehoof573]

Politely asking the thieves that just stole all your wheels, "Can I have my rims back?" 😂 Canadians really are crazy nice. Though maybe not the thief-y ones.

[@chrishayes5755]

that's weakness.

[@NightcoreSkies]

Until you go to Toronto downtown, my hometown

[@johnn17golf]

Inn the US they'd be shooting up the thieves and all proud of their manhood. Americans are such weenies.

[@1985230ce]

No, they are still nice.

[@johnn17golf]

@@chrishayes5755 Being nice is a sign of strength, not weakness.

[@AlexusDelphi]

Dude in the mini car on the sidewalk is the best

[@shellyb7726]

... and trying to reach the button with their cane, for the pedestrian crossing light ! That really cracked me up.

[@adamwest7953]

11:10 Canadian owner nicely asked thieves to get stolen rims back. Thieves were Canadian also, because they were polite enough, to gave rims back without discussion.

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

It's rare to see a victim of theft show such boldness toward his thieves, eh?

[@multitudeofidols]

"Actually, all four are mine." "No way!"

[@j.thomas7128]

1:14 thank you for not being on your phone. You just saved two lives. Maybe more.

[@CrankyDoodleDandy]

Kudos to that squirrel, and the mum who dragged their kid and dropped them face first in the snow.

[@victoriac4317]

The mom dropping the kid in the snow made me laugh so hard😂😂 she was 100% done.

[@Beruthiel45]

That made me think of Kirk when he killed Khan. "I've just had enough of you," bam. 😮😅 There's not a parent anywhere who hasn't had that feeling at least once. I'm a great grandma so don't give me a hard time. I've dealt with three generations of little kids. I know whereof I speak. 😎

[@Kelerion]

11:15 Why blur their faces? They're robbers, they have no privacy rights.

[@NicolletteBlackeagle]

In certain places, it is illegal to film somebody even if they are committing a crime.

[@henrybourdon6712]

@@NicolletteBlackeagle Not in Canada it is,,, but give it some time and Crime minister Waterhole aka Castro's love child may change that.

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

Because fuckin' KZbin has learned the hard way that that it's bad juju to state that any person in particular committed a specific crime, until the case and its appeals are done and decided.

[@SOENJAY]

4:55 is amazing. The 2 guys standing there barely flinched or even reacted at all. They're just like "Yea, saw that one coming"

[@mikemayne001]

Squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there. To fall from that distance and walk away like nothing is amazing.

[@csnide6702]

they don't have enough weight to hurt themselves at Terminal Velocity.

[@cameronbateau6510]

What will happen if the squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there?

[@godofzombi]

0:36 Dafuq are you hollerin' about? That's an airliner. The plane and paraglider are a mile apart. Somebody didn' pay attention to Grover's "Near and Far" sketch on Sesame street.

[@JackBurton77777]

Perfect.

[@russell2952]

From the scale difference alone it's beyond obvious.

[@h.calvert3165]

Somebody give that poor deer a doughnut! It asked nicely. Sheesh! 🍩

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

9:23 A seal in the snow?? WOW

[@JH-wd6dp]

Just a Canadian Forces training exercise, no need to be alarmed.

[@ElRodriPR]

OMG i thought it was a dog 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

@@ElRodriPR Ha ha ha

[@Nefville]

I love it when they tell you they _got it on video_ while recording the video. Thanks for that eh

[@TMAX2024]

yes

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

You can ridicule it, but unless the person recording the footage set out to capture it specifically for the purposes of KZbin monetization, it's not odd that he would be talking to his girlfriend while it was happening. There is a thing called amateur video.

[@nargilblue]

The guy 13 mins in who had the sense not to jump in after his bike has more brains than 90% of the rest

[@scottmcshannon6821]

he was stupid enough to lose his bike in the first place.

[@billolsen4360]

Aye, yer sporting bike is now remanded to the briny deep, matey

[@briarrose8154]

7:05 THE DEER AT THE TIM HORTONS! This is quintessential Canada

[@stephanietycholaz9052]

Haha! That was me driving the Miata! We do it every year on my birthday in January. That particular day it was - 27 haha.

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@henrybourdon6712]

I have a friend in the coast guard stationed in Quebec city that almost every year buys a cheap Asian motorbike and welds a third wheel on it with a wooden box to put a car battery in it so it starts with ease during the winter months. Hi Jerry!

[@WaldoWheresReal]

Can i come? That looks fun!

[@failarmy]

0:20 Ninja bear: "I'm out!"

[@Sticker-Happy]

Following clip shows inside the building😂

[@gaurdianwolves200]

When Canadians see a bear: Get the f*** outta here! Vs. When Russians see a bear: PRIVET, Comrade!

[@pjotrtje0NL]

0:38 no way this paramotor is at the same altitude as the jetliner… Perspective, people.

[@dragoncubes1074]

It's just a tiny jet.

[@suedenim]

​@@dragoncubes1074It's run by squirrels.

[@JH-wd6dp]

That's why it's a fail.

[@rachelriesling9112]

This entire thing makes me so happy. There’s something so nice about the niceness of Canadians 😄

[@koolaid33]

We aren't just walking balls of kindness, half this damn video is psychos doing dumb things. The whole nice thing is just a shitty stereotype.

[@randomthoughts9463]

@@koolaid33 Somebody grumpy?

[@aarondavis8943]

It's nice.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@koolaid33 Yes you are. And Australians are all loveable crocodile hunters, and all the New Zealanders fuck sheep.

[@WontSeeReplies]

@@randomthoughts9463he has a point. The stereotype is used for social control. Just as Canadians are taught- “by not resisting the crown, they earned their independence. Unlike the uncivilized Americans.” In reality, Canada never achieved its independence from Britain. And the Canadian tyranny has been inescapable these last few years. While America defeated the British and gained its independence, the US has lost governmental control and fallen back into London Banker/globalist control. However, thanks to America’s revolution from Britain, Americans still possess constitutional rights.

[@TheUnarmedPanda]

6:58 if that were a moose, that would be the most Canadian thing ever seen.

[@TMAX2024]

Perhaps it had found food many times before

[@dukeskunk]

In the town where I grew up a Moose once wandered into a Safeway. It was looking at snacking on flowers till someone used an apple to lure it back outside.

[@geoculus5606]

I think that falling squirrel knew what it was doing.

[@deutscher1a]

Yes There are some animals that never reach terminal velocity from free falling The squirrel just didnt want to climb down

[@dragoncubes1074]

@@deutscher1a Well, yes, it did reach terminal velocity. Terminal velocity means it's going as fast as it can, not that it will die. Due to wind resistance, every object has its own terminal velocity, and it can't go any faster. fortunately the squirrel was light and knew how to flatten out to increase drag and slow down. You can see how flying squirrels came to be.

[@DasDaniel007]

@@dragoncubes1074 You feel really smart now, right? because you can google what terminal velocity is? but wrong.. look at how the "squirrel" spreads in the air on its stomach, because it is a flying squirrel and not a squirrel idiot

[@JH-wd6dp]

A bit nutty if you ask me, but I suppose I'd do the same if I was living para-glider.

[@deutscher1a]

its not my native language - i guess i meant lethal velocity? but it still didnt hit terminal velocity since it slowed down it fall - is that making sense?@@dragoncubes1074

[@_mango__7322]

You know it's going to be a good day when FailArmy uploads!

[@TMAX2024]

Perfect

[@gerryjamesedwards1227]

4:40 Mom of The Year 2023

[@pm12321]

Holy shit bears are strong! Went right through that metal gate with ease, prying the bars apart with his body like butter. 😮💪

[@mommy2libras]

That cracked me up. The lady said "get the f out of here" and the bear was like "I'm trying lady! Gimme a second!"

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

@@mommy2libras "Gimme three steps, give me three steps mister, three steps t'ward the door...."

[@GodWearsGucci]

Only in Canada: “Hey can I have my rims back? Yeah, those two. No. Wait ALL of them.”…… “sure!”

[@seanblackwood8382]

14:40 now that's a good friend. letting you learn from your foolishness 🤣

[@owizcomg]

As a Canadian I am so proud I knew we had it in us!

[@GhostieGore]

Fail army, as a Canadian, you bring me joy in this video to laugh at my fellow 🍁 😂

[@cheriem432]

I think things are worse in the US!

[@LauraS1]

@@cheriem432 Much. We're a lot more uncouth than the average Canadian. Our "humor" tends to be more mean-spirited and demeaning. It is what it is.

[@BUILTFORDTOUGH79]

That clip with the garbage in the woods really p****s me off

[@Ghost-fun666]

It definitely shows how disrespectful and entitled some Canadians are. They always think of themselves, not about others.

[@Aaron_J._Holt]

1:03 I can’t be the only one who was expecting 20 clowns to come piling out of that car. 😂

[@billolsen4360]

That would have rated a Benny Hill fanfare song 😁

[@_TheGoob]

2:35 when you try to scare a bear away and roll a nat 20

[@WishIWasWildRandy]

We're sorry we offended you.

[@michaelmartin8337]

Dang Canadians are some polite people in those situations - Like stealing rims and tenants throwing out contents of the house

[@Lunify_ELP]

Idk why but I really like Canada

[@joeking7404]

As a Canadian, most Canadians can canada, but most non canadians can canada too

[@lovelymododo]

just because you Canada doesn't mean you Shouldada

[@sirenknight8007]

Unless you move to Florida!

[@LazySpartan117]

As a fellow Canadian, this is so true

[@kotosqoposrly]

11:06 Even thieves can Canada.

[@JH-wd6dp]

Sometimes you Canada, sometimes you Can'tada.

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

8:40 What a nice guy to do that for them!

[@blazingstar9638]

12:12 there are endless videos of crashes at this exact place lol

[@Participant616]

They even sound Canadian when they're laughing.

[@TMAX2024]

haha

[@BridgLondon]

A bit like Americans sounding American when they laugh I guess!

[@calebvscolegaming7237]

Fail army never fails to entertain us

[@TMAX2024]

perfect

[@billolsen4360]

@@TMAX2024 A laugh riot at someone else's misfortune is universal.

[@edenjung9816]

Now to send this to my best friend, who is canadian 😎

[@johngazzola7293]

Everyone pulling for that plane to hit the parachuter was something.

[@WaffleFries324]

And dumb, if they can't tell the plane was a lot higher

[@lightninblue819]

I mean, the plane was a solid mile above the paraglider minimum but.

[@thegoodwolf4255]

1:27 oh ya just walk out into the middle of the highway and get mad at the drivers doing highway speeds

[@Unknown0YT0]

Americans, Aussies, Russians, Brits & now Canadians. The whole world's on a failing rampage.

[@TMAX2024]

funny

[@sTaaaaaRx1]

Hand in the cup was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@missliss312a]

16:15 is how my husband gave himself a black eye, except he was just twisting the cap of what he thought was a regular bottle of half-consumed OJ that was actually fermenting and putting intense pressure on the cap.

[@CoCoFarmer]

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

[@hyuka_ningningforever]

8:37 is the most Canadian thing to ever be done. I a canada applaud this

[@YoureMrLebowski]

1:14 "pull over. pull over." gotta change my underwear.

[@timseidel4573]

I live near the waterfall at 13:39 it is called Margret Falls in Herald Park on the Shuswap Lake. The terrain around the base of the falls has now been altered and closed off with barriers because of these situations. Many years ago before the changes were made a couple friends and I made it into the cave. It is very small inside. Only 2 or 3 people can fit in. Getting through the wall of water is the hardest and most dangerous part. Going in was easier than coming out because I was not able to see.

[@digabledoug]

Now I'm invested in knowing what happened to the donation guy who fell in the bin.

[@Ghost-fun666]

If he fell inside the Donation bin, probably he donated himself to someone who needs him.

[@EleanorPeterson]

Canadians are not 'dumb' - they're adorable.🙃

[@alan4sure]

Some are dumb. I'm Canadian.

[@madii_editx]

@@alan4surefr

[@Ghost-fun666]

​@@alan4sureYep. Also Canadian and I am embarrassed that we have dumb ones.

[@PYGY2020.]

My absolute favourite clip was the one where the bottle cap hit the phone screen, her reaction was just too funny

[@JMUDoc]

I love the fact that "failing to obey traffic laws" counts as a fail in Canada.

[@bemadusa]

This video deserves an award for making me laugh until I cried!

[@NitroSpeed80]

15:07 that ice drill be like: "don't come a step closer! I'm warning you, I will put you to sleep!"

[@cesarlorenzosmithmartinez4126]

FailArmy has the best fails ever, there should be a movie of fails!

[@StarDoge210ACIOfficial]

9:00 and thats why you dont f*ck around with trucks

[@skooter6235]

I was wondering what’s with all the bears, and then I realized, it’s Canada

[@RuehlB]

the guy that fell in the donation box, rip 😔🤚

[@MoonCricketPandering]

9:33 Perfection!

[@Sticker-Happy]

0:20 Two scenes fit together so well 😆

[@1_GigaWaffle]

1:14 oh that's a great save 4:00 I love how squirrels just don't take fall damage. I wonder if that giant tail plays a role in it. 4:40 pull your own weight, you wimp! 5:52 I thought they're in a building, this is so stupid to do on a tree.

[@tracylangsley4064]

More hour long compilations needed lol

[@MrYfrank14]

5:49- it's all fun and games untill you realize bears can climb trees.

[@agerothn]

12:22 That intersection is actually a very dangerous one. That clip is just one of several dozens taken by the homeowner.

[@LOACCTV]

The creators' dedication and their pursuit of excellence are vividly evident in this video.

[@TMAX2024]

yes

[@Kallmewhite]

8:50 Bro changed the picture quality wuth that one 💀

[@jovedo27]

Never scare a bear in a spot where it is trapped. That is a recipe for disaster.

[@kotosqoposrly]

6:42 That's hilarious!

[@vvvlHULKlvvv]

Я из России, регулярно смотрю ваши видео, спасибо вам за них!! И мне не важно, какие то там разногласия у политиков между нашими странами, адекватные люди понимают, что мы не враги!! Если кто то из Америки хочет пообщаться, то пишите, с радостью поболтаю!

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Are you trying to learn English?

[@vvvlHULKlvvv]

@@TehButterflyEffect No. I'm just interested in talking to people from America.

[@kerotomas1]

0:37 the biggest fail in this clip is all that uneducated idiots there who thought the plane is going to hit the guy with the parachute... that jet was like a mile behind the dude lmao

[@jools182]

2:37 bear ran through metal railings like they weren't there

[@dreadnoughtus2598]

"That'a girl baby!" He was actually talking to the car! 😂😂

[@shellyb7726]

😆😄

[@BIasterXD]

That Bear broke the metal rail like nothing, walked through it...

[@Mo_Taser]

I'm a Canuck and I love it. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves. Some people though, like Americans, have many more reasons to laugh at themselves. I kid. I kid.

[@shayleenparrett2035]

No, you're right. As a certified American chick I grant everyone the access to tease Americans for their sillyness

[@markfrank3307]

Squirrels can fall from any height and live

[@MrSlimeboysniper]

0:26 that’s why I sleep upstairs to keep my peace

[@funnypeoplebestfunny]

"I only watch these videos for the educational content-learning new ways to embarrass myself!"

[@JakeandOwen]

That Laugh at 4:10 reminds me of the movie white chicks

[@Vandao68686]

I had to pause the video to catch my breath! That was absolutely hilarious 😂❤

[@Novgorod_Republic]

as a non-american watching this there is literally no difference, I read the title and while watching I forgot it's Canadians

[@koolaid33]

That's because I doubt most of these are even in Canada, or just the fact we're a lot like America.

[@Antoineforum]

Pourtant il y a d'énormes différences. Déjà, 20% des Canadiens sont de langue maternelle Française. On a aussi une couverture sociale comme en Europe, et le chef de l'État est le Roi d'Angleterre (c'est encore sa mère sur nos billets)

[@CrystalAbrahams]

Except for all the bears ... 🇨🇦

[@clonejones7955]

Did you notice the people weren't obese.

[@mommy2libras]

​@CrystalAbrahams we have plenty of bear here. We even have bears all the way down here in Florida. Hell, last summer, one was even running around on the beach and this summer, a bunch of people were swimming and playing around at a popular beach nearby and axbear comes in out of the water, just swimming then wading and walking in between a bunch of people because it's a very popular vacation spot. Imagine- sharks, alligators and bears, all in one spot. And I don't mean the state but the beach itself. Alligators aren't super common at the beach but there have been plenty swimming around the shores over the years. Never know what might grab you here.

[@TMVFUNNYFAILS]

Your channel is the smile generator on the internet. I'm always leaving with a grin!

[@abrakadabra6364]

God bless Canada 🇨🇦 😂

[@udaysingh-uc4sm]

Who thinks' No one ' s hurt' is a prank in the failarmy videos😂

[@Huer2004]

Canadian being wild.

[@jo3ywils0n39]

Nature blessed squirrels with no fall damage and I just think that's a little OP.

[@aarondavis8943]

For that skydiver to be at risk of collision, he'd have to be 100 feet tall 🤣

[@TMAX2024]

yeah 😂

[@MarksCar-rs1nm]

15:01 I was just thinking “no Metro Vancouver clips” and then I see this 😂

[@krishnansrinivasan830]

I had a nice time watching this compilation video :)

[@b2bfailsus]

Experiencing those unbelievable moments was like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity