Canadians Being Dumb | Try Not to Laugh

[@failarmy]

Sorry… what’s your favorite clip?

[@babalonkie]

3:54 That's how Flying squirrels evolved. Also wow... grey squirrel literately glided a 20 story fall and just ran off.

[@KevinCullen]

The clips where you state 'no one was hurt' that show people having car accidents thus experiencing psychological trauma and PTSD.

[@Kallmewhite]

10:12 Are you serious🤣

[@Malignant88]

I haven't seen the whole video, but that first one was already a briljant idea that can't possibly go wrong.

[@natsune09]

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius

[@sputnikalgrim]

People just casually walking across a freeway is crazy

[@HirschyKiss]

The audacity to get mad at the cammer too...

[@johnsampson2544]

​@@HirschyKiss Yeah, let's not mention said cammer making no effort to slow down for the slower traffic, whatever else is going on, and passing on the right.

[@kotosqoposrly]

I mean .. there were cars that have already stopped. That should have served as a warning signal to slow down since people could be on the road.

[@Freddie7191]

@@johnsampson2544 Being dumb doesn't give you the right to stop traffic.

[@koolaid33]

Here in Canada we call it a highway.

[@a.c.m.e.ink.4568]

6:58 Haha, the deer 🦌 placing an order at the Tim Hortons is too funny ! 😆😂🤣

[@jbwarner8626]

That's gotta be the most Canadian thing in this whole compilation 😆

[@larrywest42]

I'm sure the deer was Canadian, but not the cammer driving and trying to rudely cut in front of the deer. Wait your turn, eh?

[@koolaid33]

@@larrywest42 That's what I was thinking, he couldn't have waited for the deer to get his Iced Capp?

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

The deer: I see the humans go up to this portal and get things from it. I wonder what would happen if I try it.

[@CrystalAbrahams]

Tim horton's staff should have given the deer a donut! But then the deer would have told all her friends... 🇨🇦

[@fenzirulfr]

Can we talk about the squirrel at 3:57 and how it so gracefully glided down from the top floor of the building straight into a run

[@mnirwin5112]

I've read that squirrels can survive a fall from almost any height because they flatten themselves out to the point of virtually becoming their own parachute.

[@fenzirulfr]

@@mnirwin5112 yeah you can tell it wasn't that squirrel's first rodeo

[@SynthFreaq]

That was an amazing glide from a non-gliding squirrel...

[@nicbarrax76]

That was so cool! Its tail was spinning as a rotor and then it hit the ground running! 😀

[@DV-zv4ox]

@@nicbarrax76 His tail was flapping in the wind from falling so quickly.

[@Flying_Snakes]

That last one was a win. Cops caught the porch pirate!

[@thomasyates3078]

It was the most Canadian sting ever, since they even gave her a little warning. There's no helping some people.

[@johnt.848]

Stop calling thieving scum, porch pirates, it makes it sound less of a crime.

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Yeah but it’s a fail to the porch pirate but still counts

[@EnoVarma]

She's a disgrace to the noble porch pirate community.

[@Whyismytacoblue666]

That was here in Edmonton

[@HandgunSafe]

That soap on the "stuck hand" gag was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@soliniv1411]

She could have milked that a bit more

[@favoritemustard3542]

The prank was on her - he was knowingly smirking throughout 😂

[@am5790]

@@favoritemustard3542 bad acting on his part....she stayed in character

[@ExUSSailor]

That guy getting out, and, scraping the snow off someone else's back window was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen!

[@obviousbear1289]

And definitely not a fail! (well, maybe on the front driver's part)

[@couch2558]

Honestly respect for the guy akshskh. Either ended up helping someone who did genuinely struggle with getting the snow off the back or made it easier for someone to see the license plate if dude was a dickhead.

[@plisskenationbackfromthede3657]

"Eh hold up buddy! Lemme give you a hand there! Gee whiz, that was some snow we got eh?"

[@LHyoutube]

@@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 - That kind of politeness is what Canada is all aboot! 😛

[@jadenshadrack4242]

God dammit ahijjycjb!!

[@mduftube]

3:55 Fun fact: Mark Rober explained in one of his squirrel videos that squirrels’ terminal velocity isn’t fast enough to kill or even injure them. So that squirrel was just fine, even after a fall like that.

[@CrazyInWeston]

Does that mean that Squirrels dont fall at 'Terminal' velocity?

[@alicearrival6744]

@@CrazyInWeston It means that the terminal velocity for a squirrel is not enough speed to kill them when they hit the ground. Terminal velocity is different for every thing. It just means the max speed an object can fall. Basically when air resistance gets to be too much for gravity to push the object down faster. I hope that makes sense.

[@CrazyInWeston]

@@alicearrival6744 You didnt get the joke did you... Terminal can mean mortal, deadly, lethal etc.... Cant be terminal if they live lol.

[@alicearrival6744]

@@CrazyInWeston Whoops im dumb my b

[@rinboy1966]

Yup squirrel can fly

[@gluehoof573]

Politely asking the thieves that just stole all your wheels, "Can I have my rims back?" 😂 Canadians really are crazy nice. Though maybe not the thief-y ones.

[@chrishayes5755]

that's weakness.

[@NightcoreSkies]

Until you go to Toronto downtown, my hometown

[@johnn17golf]

Inn the US they'd be shooting up the thieves and all proud of their manhood. Americans are such weenies.

[@1985230ce]

No, they are still nice.

[@johnn17golf]

@@chrishayes5755 Being nice is a sign of strength, not weakness.

[@nathanmitchell2827]

Every time a porch pirate gets caught, an angel gets its wings.

[@rzerizrz]

what exactly happens to these?

[@LQDEN]

the plane was thousands of feet above that guy

[@paulk6399]

Umm, no The video clearly shows the plane missed that guy by less than an inch (possibly more if you're watching on a big screen tv)

[@LQDEN]

@@paulk6399 I know you're joking.

[@aarondavis8943]

Nah, I have it on good authority that guy is a giant.

[@EzyPup]

R/wooosh

[@paulk6399]

I know that you know that I’m joking@@LQDEN

[@failarmy]

0:20 Ninja bear: "I'm out!"

[@Sticker-Happy]

Following clip shows inside the building😂

[@j.thomas7128]

1:14 thank you for not being on your phone. You just saved two lives. Maybe more.

[@adamwest7953]

11:10 Canadian owner nicely asked thieves to get stolen rims back. Thieves were Canadian also, because they were polite enough, to gave rims back without discussion.

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

It's rare to see a victim of theft show such boldness toward his thieves, eh?

[@multitudeofidols]

"Actually, all four are mine." "No way!"

[@gaurdianwolves200]

When Canadians see a bear: Get the f*** outta here! Vs. When Russians see a bear: PRIVET, Comrade!

[@AlexusDelphi]

Dude in the mini car on the sidewalk is the best

[@shellyb7726]

... and trying to reach the button with their cane, for the pedestrian crossing light ! That really cracked me up.

[@SOENJAY]

4:55 is amazing. The 2 guys standing there barely flinched or even reacted at all. They're just like "Yea, saw that one coming"

[@Aaron_J._Holt]

1:03 I can’t be the only one who was expecting 20 clowns to come piling out of that car. 😂

[@billolsen4360]

That would have rated a Benny Hill fanfare song 😁

[@h.calvert3165]

Somebody give that poor deer a doughnut! It asked nicely. Sheesh! 🍩

[@CrankyDoodleDandy]

Kudos to that squirrel, and the mum who dragged their kid and dropped them face first in the snow.

[@victoriac4317]

The mom dropping the kid in the snow made me laugh so hard😂😂 she was 100% done.

[@Beruthiel45]

That made me think of Kirk when he killed Khan. "I've just had enough of you," bam. 😮😅 There's not a parent anywhere who hasn't had that feeling at least once. I'm a great grandma so don't give me a hard time. I've dealt with three generations of little kids. I know whereof I speak. 😎

[@godofzombi]

0:36 Dafuq are you hollerin' about? That's an airliner. The plane and paraglider are a mile apart. Somebody didn' pay attention to Grover's "Near and Far" sketch on Sesame street.

[@JackBurton77777]

Perfect.

[@russell2952]

From the scale difference alone it's beyond obvious.

[@Kelerion]

11:15 Why blur their faces? They're robbers, they have no privacy rights.

[@NicolletteBlackeagle]

In certain places, it is illegal to film somebody even if they are committing a crime.

[@henrybourdon6712]

@@NicolletteBlackeagle Not in Canada it is,,, but give it some time and Crime minister Waterhole aka Castro's love child may change that.

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

Because fuckin' KZbin has learned the hard way that that it's bad juju to state that any person in particular committed a specific crime, until the case and its appeals are done and decided.

[@seanblackwood8382]

14:40 now that's a good friend. letting you learn from your foolishness 🤣

[@briarrose8154]

7:05 THE DEER AT THE TIM HORTONS! This is quintessential Canada

[@Nefville]

I love it when they tell you they _got it on video_ while recording the video. Thanks for that eh

[@TMAX2024]

yes

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

You can ridicule it, but unless the person recording the footage set out to capture it specifically for the purposes of KZbin monetization, it's not odd that he would be talking to his girlfriend while it was happening. There is a thing called amateur video.

[@_TheGoob]

2:35 when you try to scare a bear away and roll a nat 20

[@mikemayne001]

Squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there. To fall from that distance and walk away like nothing is amazing.

[@csnide6702]

they don't have enough weight to hurt themselves at Terminal Velocity.

[@cameronbateau6510]

What will happen if the squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there?

[@stephanietycholaz9052]

Haha! That was me driving the Miata! We do it every year on my birthday in January. That particular day it was - 27 haha.

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@henrybourdon6712]

I have a friend in the coast guard stationed in Quebec city that almost every year buys a cheap Asian motorbike and welds a third wheel on it with a wooden box to put a car battery in it so it starts with ease during the winter months. Hi Jerry!

[@WaldoWheresReal]

Can i come? That looks fun!

[@pjotrtje0NL]

0:38 no way this paramotor is at the same altitude as the jetliner… Perspective, people.

[@dragoncubes1074]

It's just a tiny jet.

[@suedenim]

​@@dragoncubes1074It's run by squirrels.

[@JH-wd6dp]

That's why it's a fail.

[@TheUnarmedPanda]

6:58 if that were a moose, that would be the most Canadian thing ever seen.

[@TMAX2024]

Perhaps it had found food many times before

[@dukeskunk]

In the town where I grew up a Moose once wandered into a Safeway. It was looking at snacking on flowers till someone used an apple to lure it back outside.

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

9:23 A seal in the snow?? WOW

[@JH-wd6dp]

Just a Canadian Forces training exercise, no need to be alarmed.

[@ElRodriPR]

OMG i thought it was a dog 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

@@ElRodriPR Ha ha ha

[@nargilblue]

The guy 13 mins in who had the sense not to jump in after his bike has more brains than 90% of the rest

[@scottmcshannon6821]

he was stupid enough to lose his bike in the first place.

[@billolsen4360]

Aye, yer sporting bike is now remanded to the briny deep, matey

[@pm12321]

Holy shit bears are strong! Went right through that metal gate with ease, prying the bars apart with his body like butter. 😮💪

[@mommy2libras]

That cracked me up. The lady said "get the f out of here" and the bear was like "I'm trying lady! Gimme a second!"

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

@@mommy2libras "Gimme three steps, give me three steps mister, three steps t'ward the door...."

[@GodWearsGucci]

Only in Canada: “Hey can I have my rims back? Yeah, those two. No. Wait ALL of them.”…… “sure!”

[@sTaaaaaRx1]

Hand in the cup was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@gerryjamesedwards1227]

4:40 Mom of The Year 2023

[@owizcomg]

As a Canadian I am so proud I knew we had it in us!

[@_mango__7322]

You know it's going to be a good day when FailArmy uploads!

[@TMAX2024]

Perfect

[@rachelriesling9112]

This entire thing makes me so happy. There’s something so nice about the niceness of Canadians 😄

[@koolaid33]

We aren't just walking balls of kindness, half this damn video is psychos doing dumb things. The whole nice thing is just a shitty stereotype.

[@randomthoughts9463]

@@koolaid33 Somebody grumpy?

[@aarondavis8943]

It's nice.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@koolaid33 Yes you are. And Australians are all loveable crocodile hunters, and all the New Zealanders fuck sheep.

[@WontSeeReplies]

@@randomthoughts9463he has a point. The stereotype is used for social control. Just as Canadians are taught- “by not resisting the crown, they earned their independence. Unlike the uncivilized Americans.” In reality, Canada never achieved its independence from Britain. And the Canadian tyranny has been inescapable these last few years. While America defeated the British and gained its independence, the US has lost governmental control and fallen back into London Banker/globalist control. However, thanks to America’s revolution from Britain, Americans still possess constitutional rights.

[@YoureMrLebowski]

1:14 "pull over. pull over." gotta change my underwear.

[@GhostieGore]

Fail army, as a Canadian, you bring me joy in this video to laugh at my fellow 🍁 😂

[@cheriem432]

I think things are worse in the US!

[@LauraS1]

@@cheriem432 Much. We're a lot more uncouth than the average Canadian. Our "humor" tends to be more mean-spirited and demeaning. It is what it is.

[@blazingstar9638]

12:12 there are endless videos of crashes at this exact place lol

[@geoculus5606]

I think that falling squirrel knew what it was doing.

[@deutscher1a]

Yes There are some animals that never reach terminal velocity from free falling The squirrel just didnt want to climb down

[@dragoncubes1074]

@@deutscher1a Well, yes, it did reach terminal velocity. Terminal velocity means it's going as fast as it can, not that it will die. Due to wind resistance, every object has its own terminal velocity, and it can't go any faster. fortunately the squirrel was light and knew how to flatten out to increase drag and slow down. You can see how flying squirrels came to be.

[@DasDaniel007]

@@dragoncubes1074 You feel really smart now, right? because you can google what terminal velocity is? but wrong.. look at how the "squirrel" spreads in the air on its stomach, because it is a flying squirrel and not a squirrel idiot

[@JH-wd6dp]

A bit nutty if you ask me, but I suppose I'd do the same if I was living para-glider.

[@deutscher1a]

its not my native language - i guess i meant lethal velocity? but it still didnt hit terminal velocity since it slowed down it fall - is that making sense?@@dragoncubes1074

[@NitroSpeed80]

15:07 that ice drill be like: "don't come a step closer! I'm warning you, I will put you to sleep!"

[@MrYfrank14]

5:49- it's all fun and games untill you realize bears can climb trees.

[@joeking7404]

As a Canadian, most Canadians can canada, but most non canadians can canada too

[@lovelymododo]

just because you Canada doesn't mean you Shouldada

[@sirenknight8007]

Unless you move to Florida!

[@LazySpartan117]

As a fellow Canadian, this is so true

[@kotosqoposrly]

11:06 Even thieves can Canada.

[@JH-wd6dp]

Sometimes you Canada, sometimes you Can'tada.

[@missliss312a]

16:15 is how my husband gave himself a black eye, except he was just twisting the cap of what he thought was a regular bottle of half-consumed OJ that was actually fermenting and putting intense pressure on the cap.

[@BUILTFORDTOUGH79]

That clip with the garbage in the woods really p****s me off

[@Ghost-fun666]

It definitely shows how disrespectful and entitled some Canadians are. They always think of themselves, not about others.

[@1_GigaWaffle]

1:14 oh that's a great save 4:00 I love how squirrels just don't take fall damage. I wonder if that giant tail plays a role in it. 4:40 pull your own weight, you wimp! 5:52 I thought they're in a building, this is so stupid to do on a tree.

[@MarksCar-rs1nm]

15:01 I was just thinking “no Metro Vancouver clips” and then I see this 😂

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

8:40 What a nice guy to do that for them!

[@FailZinto]

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

[@JMUDoc]

I love the fact that "failing to obey traffic laws" counts as a fail in Canada.

[@hyuka_ningningforever]

8:37 is the most Canadian thing to ever be done. I a canada applaud this

[@dreadnoughtus2598]

"That'a girl baby!" He was actually talking to the car! 😂😂

[@shellyb7726]

😆😄

[@edenjung9816]

Now to send this to my best friend, who is canadian 😎

[@kadesonicbeast115]

Bro really took “dropping kids off” to a whole different level 😂 4:39

[@Bird_Dog00]

When you're just DONE with your offspring's antics...

[@TMAX2024]

d😂😜😂😆😜

[@calebvscolegaming7237]

Fail army never fails to entertain us

[@TMAX2024]

perfect

[@billolsen4360]

@@TMAX2024 A laugh riot at someone else's misfortune is universal.

[@deniszlatevski9269]

7:00 Deer is like: "i need a hamburger and a coca cola"

[@timseidel4573]

I live near the waterfall at 13:39 it is called Margret Falls in Herald Park on the Shuswap Lake. The terrain around the base of the falls has now been altered and closed off with barriers because of these situations. Many years ago before the changes were made a couple friends and I made it into the cave. It is very small inside. Only 2 or 3 people can fit in. Getting through the wall of water is the hardest and most dangerous part. Going in was easier than coming out because I was not able to see.

[@Unknown0YT0]

Americans, Aussies, Russians, Brits & now Canadians. The whole world's on a failing rampage.

[@TMAX2024]

funny

[@EleanorPeterson]

Canadians are not 'dumb' - they're adorable.🙃

[@alan4sure]

Some are dumb. I'm Canadian.

[@madii_editx]

@@alan4surefr

[@Ghost-fun666]

​@@alan4sureYep. Also Canadian and I am embarrassed that we have dumb ones.

[@Sticker-Happy]

0:20 Two scenes fit together so well 😆

[@Kallmewhite]

8:50 Bro changed the picture quality wuth that one 💀

[@joedadda3105]

OH! CANADA! 😂😂😂

[@Mmarbin]

At 6:42 I can't stop laughing😂

[@cesarlorenzosmithmartinez4126]

FailArmy has the best fails ever, there should be a movie of fails!

[@agerothn]

12:22 That intersection is actually a very dangerous one. That clip is just one of several dozens taken by the homeowner.

[@KosmikGawdess]

4:43 i cantttt😂😂😂

[@Lunify_ELP]

Idk why but I really like Canada

[@e.t.marroq9290]

4:08 sounded like the guy from White Chicks 😂

[@thegoodwolf4255]

1:27 oh ya just walk out into the middle of the highway and get mad at the drivers doing highway speeds

[@criticaltheories5222]

Squirting Water on a bear...... Genius 😅😅😅😅

[@johngazzola7293]

Everyone pulling for that plane to hit the parachuter was something.

[@WaffleFries324]

And dumb, if they can't tell the plane was a lot higher

[@lightninblue819]

I mean, the plane was a solid mile above the paraglider minimum but.

[@LHyoutube]

9:17 - Police were clearly no use. They should definitely have sent in a SEAL team! 😂

[@skooter6235]

I was wondering what’s with all the bears, and then I realized, it’s Canada

[@vvvlHULKlvvv]

Я из России, регулярно смотрю ваши видео, спасибо вам за них!! И мне не важно, какие то там разногласия у политиков между нашими странами, адекватные люди понимают, что мы не враги!! Если кто то из Америки хочет пообщаться, то пишите, с радостью поболтаю!

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Are you trying to learn English?

[@vvvlHULKlvvv]

@@TehButterflyEffect No. I'm just interested in talking to people from America.

[@MoonCricketPandering]

9:33 Perfection!

[@LHyoutube]

2:34 - That bear cub is NOT smarter than the average bear! 😂

[@thomashauguel6811]

11:05 Only in Canada do people ask politely to have the things stolen from them returned. 🤦‍♂

[@ElRodriPR]

And only in Canada robbers return stolen stuff 💀💀💀

[@bemadusa]

This video deserves an award for making me laugh until I cried!

[@tracylangsley4064]

More hour long compilations needed lol

[@randolfo1265]

1:49 - Amazing he got that across without getting caught in the tracks! I was expecting a full tip over

[@Pyracantic]

We're sorry we offended you.

[@michaelmartin8337]

Dang Canadians are some polite people in those situations - Like stealing rims and tenants throwing out contents of the house

[@LOACCTV]

The creators' dedication and their pursuit of excellence are vividly evident in this video.

[@TMAX2024]

yes

[@MrSlimeboysniper]

0:26 that’s why I sleep upstairs to keep my peace

[@digabledoug]

Now I'm invested in knowing what happened to the donation guy who fell in the bin.

[@Ghost-fun666]

If he fell inside the Donation bin, probably he donated himself to someone who needs him.

[@ProudCanadian1959]

As a Canadian I love this video. We're killing ourselves laughing, so, thanks.

[@PYGY2020.]

My absolute favourite clip was the one where the bottle cap hit the phone screen, her reaction was just too funny

[@StarDoge210ACIOfficial]

9:00 and thats why you dont f*ck around with trucks

[@Vandao68686]

I had to pause the video to catch my breath! That was absolutely hilarious 😂❤

[@joelmoses565]

2:35 The guy swinging on rope was hilarious! 😅😅😅 The Canadians are very funny! 😆😆😆 Good video Failarmy! 😊👍 Can you make videos from Mexico too? Thanks! Merry Christmas to you! 🎄🎁❄️☃️

[@acehandler1530]

iSí - queremos ver unos cabrones!

[@koolaid33]

Too many emojis, not a real human.

[@abrakadabra6364]

¿Si habrá suficientes? ¿Quizás para toda Latinoamérica y/sin España? @@acehandler1530

[@jools182]

2:37 bear ran through metal railings like they weren't there

[@aarondavis8943]

For that skydiver to be at risk of collision, he'd have to be 100 feet tall 🤣

[@TMAX2024]

yeah 😂

[@TMVFUNNYFAILS]

Your channel is the smile generator on the internet. I'm always leaving with a grin!

[@RuehlB]

the guy that fell in the donation box, rip 😔🤚

[@Lampe2020]

2:35 That's absolutely dangerous, but luckily the bear decided to not face the potential danger and instead flee.

[@JakeandOwen]

That Laugh at 4:10 reminds me of the movie white chicks

[@jovedo27]

Never scare a bear in a spot where it is trapped. That is a recipe for disaster.