Candy Games - Scott The Woz

Scott wants to find the true meaning of Halloween. He then proceeds to play M&Ms Blast for Game Boy Advance. Happy Halloween!
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[@Henry7Madsen]

The fact that in the Tears of the Kingdom episode he said that “Scott’s opinions” is his early Halloween costume and then he stuck to it is actually awesome

[@alexhall5370]

Yeah I love when he does jokes that continue across episodes

[@Henry7Madsen]

@@p-__ I’ll take your word for it

[@Henry7Madsen]

@@alexhall5370 Fr

[@joshshrum2764]

I actually want a bad opinions series from Scott, because i enjoy his honesty, and thoughts mostly, but there’s a lot of opinions i don’t agree with, and they can definitely be horrifying that’s for sure.

[@IAmMissingnoMaster]

Continuity.

[@MagicMason1000]

I cannot WAIT to see the bloopers of Justin keeping his head underwater while everyone else has an entire conversation around him

[@AceUzumazi]

I want to like this, but I can't because it's at 69 likes. lol

[@w21aaaaa]

Especially for 15:42 where they're stalling it lol

[@ECODKyleskymast]

They probably do cuts so he doesn't have to do it for long. Or he can hold his breath for a minute straight.

[@mullaoslo]

There's lots of cuts he didn't do it one go

[@Mimi.1001]

Of course there are cuts, but I thought the "catch" was how Justin would react / reacted inbetween, like when the others talk nonsense / mess up while he is submerged (obviously he would hear that) or stuff like that.

[@fredd95]

This man wore an Eminem T-shirt right before talking about the M&M games AND he imported Smarties from Germany, both for two second gags that probably barely anyone noticed, what a legend

[@thomasbenstead4030]

You can also get Smarties from Canada

[@ciceroflyman]

@@thomasbenstead4030But those had the EU Nutriscore and also feature German text on the box. (Source: I‘m german)

[@gj5748]

I'm so shocked that other countries actually get real smarties.. I also live right near Ohio and YOURE TELLING ME WE'VE BEEN EATING CHALK WHEN WE COULD HAVE BEEN EATING CANDY???

[@Ar021]

@@gj5748in Canada those are called ‘Rockets’

[@mds_main]

To be fair he is doing himself a favor importing food from Europe considering Europe food regulations against US food regulations

[@joink25]

"It's a 10 out of 10 at being a 4" is an excellent line.

[@BugsyFoga]

“Scott, I don’t need Snickers, I just need my prostate checked” - Rex Mohs(2023)

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Rex does have a point to

[@clonetrooper2505]

As always, Rex has all the best lines.

[@TheOldYoungOne]

I think I’ll be thinking of that quote til the day I die

[@timdupill9839]

It's all fun and games until you are staring down the barrel of 40. AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!

[@citedsources]

I like how you can see him start to break at the end of the line too

[@gamingsquid6725]

Love how Scott bought a whole ass fish, just to have it slammed on a desk and spray painted red

[@PeridotEX]

You don't do that?

[@jameslawrenson1208]

How else are you gonna fake a Swedish fish?

[@swidel12]

It's a good thing he didn't do that joke for another animal-shaped chewy fruity candy

[@bread9276]

​@@swidel12*Slams dead bear on table

[@YeethanFrog]

@@swidel12 sour patch kids

[@clark9121]

The episode only officially began at 16:11 when Scott said "Hey all, Scott here!". Crazy how Scott can upload a 32-second video and it's still fire.

[@Michael-52]

Oh yeah lmao cuz it didnt start with that

[@revenile]

That credit card debt joke is spot on, you don't bob for it, you drown in it.

[@SourRobo8364]

Scott's pals cheering for seemingly random things is my favorite running gag.

[@JoeVO24]

what do you mean random things arbor day fucking rules

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

Rolls, the economy, Arbor Day, a varied palate indeed

[@fantasticbirdblue]

​@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideasprinter ink

[@via3600]

It will get me every single time

[@via3600]

​@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideasdont forget printer ink haha

[@El_Mince]

A Scott video two days in a row? What a gift.

[@El_Mince]

@@p-__Nah Scott’s are better

[@TheonewhoisP]

Scott has Taco Bell farts

[@bezty]

@@El_Mincethis is why I’m not part of any fan base.

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Fr

[@batorerdyniev9805]

😂

[@S1lv3r1]

I just want to point out that the whole cast is getting better on camera. Far more natural with tone and delivery than some of the old stuff. It's never been bad, but it's noticeably improved to me and I wanted to give props. Y'all are awesome.

[@NapZzz]

It's becoming awfully unfunny. it's super obvious that Scott is the one writing everyone's lines. His delivery has been the same since he started, it starting to sound like a corny sitcom

[@wesman0410]

​@@NapZzz 🤓

[@DELTARYZ]

@@NapZzz it always sounded like a corny sitcom, now it’s just executed better.

[@KingKayro87]

3:22 Behold, the single best clip in Scott the Woz history.

[@cristibratu5616]

The unsweetened Swedish fish.

[@ninja_tony]

Only Scott could come up with something so diabolical as buying a whole damn fish and spray painting it red for a bit.

[@kittypaisley2029]

I already know it's going on Scott's Snippets.

[@Marshmishmows]

Rest in peace Justin, he was truly committed to Scotts artwork

[@hisokacranel7268]

He is sososo hot

[@autismandgaming4532]

Was

[@hisokacranel7268]

@@autismandgaming4532 tru 😔 edged to his yelling and final moments

[@gravegirl2500]

@@hisokacranel7268”why don’t I have an active sex life?”

[@hisokacranel7268]

@@gravegirl2500 my body count gets genuinely concerning comments from my friends and loved ones 😔😔☝️

[@conorhannon3352]

i am both deeply concerned for justin and also very impressed at his ability to hold his breath for so long.

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

he's the camera man in spongebob he'll be fine

[@Morffin2210]

I've never found Scott's videos funnier than when I'm Halloween crossed. "Scott, I don't need snickers. I need .y prostate checked." That alone is one of the funniest lines I've heard in all of scottthewoz

[@GenesisSanctuary]

R.I.P., Jerry Atricks. Drowned himself to reject his childhood. What a guy.

[@Trithis2077]

Okay, but the fact they don't acknowledge the absurdity of Skittles the entire time is probably the funniest part of Darkened Skye.

[@Raphe9000]

Demon King? Skittle?

[@CassidyBooks]

It's a fantasy RPG video game that uses Skittles candy as a source of magic due to some of the Skittles ads having a fantasy setting to them, what were you expecting?😆

[@chromezephyr8959]

I had a stroke reading this comment

[@pokepwned]

@@chromezephyr8959 Then you may have dyslexia

[@yoshimasterleader]

It fits Skittles brand.

[@bigyoshi5937]

you can tell it’s going to be a good episode when scott’s friends peak the mic

[@thiccyosh]

Bold of you to imply there ever was a bad Scott The Woz video. Shame on you!

[@thedarklordofcats339]

There is a schism amongst the fat yoshis

[@TheSoftwareNerd]

Can't wait for the Fat Yoshi Reformation and Fat Yoshi Protestant Reconquista.

[@plightshift]

real talk though, the audio quality/mixing of skits with friends has improved so much in the last year or two

[@splurgyreal]

Funny thing actually; they never actually do peak the mic, that’s added in post production

[@tmendenhall27]

“Guy who yells” is def my favorite extended universe Scott character

[@Hi-there-fella]

8:59 “now fruity junk, I was always a bit more open to that” same 😉

[@daniellejackson6543]

9:19 this is concerning

[@Skulll9000]

10:48 A 300-page script, by lead writer and designer Andy Wolfendon, was written and submitted to Mars, which only asked to change a joke, utterances of "damn" and "remove all the snakes from the game." When Braswell asked for clarification, they said that there could be snake-like creatures, but no actual snakes.

[@DesTr069]

Actually a crazy piece of trivia, thank you

[@antusFireNova64]

Is it because "snakes" sounds vaguely like "skittles"?

[@Skulll9000]

@@antusFireNova64 I honestly have no idea, but if I had to guess, maybe somebody at the company had severe ophidiophobia?

[@Goldarlives]

Wolfendon is a descendant of St. Patrick

[@thehunterator520]

Well at least that was probably very easy on the development team. Just remove one joke and change the names of snakes

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

There's something intangible about Scott's jokes that hit hard comedically. August 92nd made me laugh so hard and I have no idea why

[@UniversalJuan]

The adultery set up was freaking inspired!

[@cheezyatease5223]

“They make things more interesting! Yeah, so does having wet mice in your bed.”

[@ParkBarrington360]

You can also brush your teeth with mice!@@cheezyatease5223

[@ABitofEpicness]

“I feel like a kid in a candy store” killed me but only because it came moments after he fucking spray painted a frozen fish

[@kringekam]

4:55 "M&M's can be like the least offensive thing you can get a kid". . . Canby

[@journ9er]

5:57 Today I learned there is an M&M's wiki.

[@vcdoesart]

The fact that there's enough candy related games for Scott to make a video on them is amazing 😭

[@HaloTropical]

When I read the title I was confused until I remembered M&M's alone have an entire series of games.

[@00_rei90]

Eh not really. Without the skits the video wouldve been less than 5 minutes long

[@descasatou]

@@00_rei90 There's literally a section of the video where he lists out other candy based games that aren't dissected in the video as a whole

[@gunga01to]

However, he only did the licensed ones, Sugary Sire technically counts due to it’s theme being confectionery

[@CosmicConvict1]

I think this might be one of scotts shortest video

[@Eukherio]

After all these years is kind fun seeing how Scott's friends age while he still just looks like a teen from a 90s videogame commercial.

[@KatZEdition]

The oldest one is the one that looks most like the past

[@GatorEX]

I felt very included when Sam looked right at the camera as he walked out of Scott’s room. It’s like I’m actually there.

[@Comrade-Doggolover]

13:41 ok but sometimes the chalk hits hard

[@gregboi183]

Sometimes I wonder if Scott has a huge file of cutaway gags that are widely applicable, or if he films each one for a specific video

[@gio_ozz]

2nd one, otherwise, if he made a gag in 2017, or when he lived in his mom's house or his old apartment, and now there is a perfect time, it would be out of place,

[@captaincomet9963]

​@@gio_ozzIf anyone could make cutaway gags that wouldn't work now but will in the future, it's Scott

[@Stoopidahhh]

The videos with Scott’s friends are always hilarious af

[@lifespanofafry1534]

It’s hard to get passed the poor acting.

[@joshshrum2764]

Yeah it’s making me crave more of those originals because it’s been forever since the funeral, and i don’t think boarderline forever counts, and due to it’s ending you could argue it isn’t cannon because technically outside of that video he could still not be acknowledging the blue boarder.

[@joshshrum2764]

@@lifespanofafry1534That’s kind of the point, plus don’t hate.

[@DodgeThatAttack]

​@@joshshrum2764if you consider that hate, you're gonna have a hard time

[@StabStabStabStabby]

​@@lifespanofafry1534the poor acting is part of the joke

[@ThatGuySticks35]

@14:36 Speaking of candy-based xbox controllers, I have a Trolli sour worm controller that's blue on the left and pink on the right with a trolli worm in the lower right corner. It's my prized possession

[@beat-man5167]

not only he grew up playing mostly licensed nickelodeon video games, he preffered REGULAR Hershey's milk chocolate. What a madman.

[@schneedlemusic]

I have to commend the therapist's actor for drowning just for the video. True method acting.

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Unrivaled commitment to the bit.

[@waffle4469]

I love finding Scott content in my Kit Kat bar.

[@salted3807]

7:43 you can see the regret in his eyes

[@ArylBarrel]

He forgot about candy crush

[@marcelosandoval8719]

Only Scott can make a video that's over 15 minutes long about a topic so off like "Candy Videogames" If there is someone thats able to make a 23 minutes out of "The L Button" topic He is the man

[@Urekyu]

the best part is near the end he lists a bunch of things he could have gone over to make it even longer but chose not too to make a better paced video

[@IsaacRogers-nt5ei]

@p-_• the hell is wrong with you

[@ScarfKat]

There's a gaming talkshow called The Final Bossman from when GameTrailers was a thing, and there's a 10 minute episode of just talking about the X button lol. Not 23, but still funny

[@StarFoxFan11]

I can be happy that we got treated to the subtlety of the original outro from 1:00 to 1:30

[@nimkiss]

6:26 love that the virtual boy is on display in the bg lol

[@angelasmith7830]

Don’t forget the Wii U xd

[@Directsandarchive3020]

I had a Scott the Woz themed nightmare last night. Scott's friends tied him up and tried to dissect his brain, not psychologically, literally cutting his head open. They were trying to get bad video games out of his brain, pulling a bunch of GameCube and GBA games out of Scott's head. Then Scott started yelling at them, telling them to go ahead and take the video games in his brain, they were crappy anyways. Then Rex grabbed a copy of Wii sports and inserted it into a disc drive in his neck. Then he started vomiting with a blank look on his face as he started turning into Whispy Woods. Then Scott said, "I'm not having what he's having."

[@HaloTropical]

Getting a Scott the Woz video only 2 days after a 2 hour special is AMAZING.

[@protobuster12]

I think this is now unironically one of my favorite videos from Scott and idk why

[@notkimpine]

that last video is so boring talking about nintendo switch a lot

[@frostbitlion1727]

@@notkimpine ikr cant believe Scot would talk about the switch in a video about the switch smh

[@the_legendary_fire]

​@@notkimpinewhat did you expect ???

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@notkimpine To be fair, it's over 2 hours long You gotta _prepare_ for “Scott talks about the Nintendo Switch’s sixth year on the market”

[@gengar8118]

The audio peaking everytime the boys get excited and start yelling is one of my favorite parts of this channel.

[@AniGamerNX]

10:13 The best part of the video! 🤣 🤣

[@jmredguppy2799]

“Well I’m going through a phase too!!! It’s called GETTING YOU, *THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”*

[@stefanspelt3578]

16:01 Oh great, jerry's ded! Can't wait for next year! And get to Rex's Funeral!

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

Gotta love how this video isn’t about Halloween games but the actual most important part of the holiday

[@kaphizmey6229]

that’s so true! even when we grow out of trick-or-treating, we all still buy a bag or two of candy at the store and dig in come hallow’s eve

[@samcamp1987]

The audio quality for live-action segments is noticeable and appreciated!

[@CricetoFunni]

I can't believe you didn't talk about the DS version of M&M's Break' Em On a more serious note I cannot wait for the bloopers for this episode

[@Thorninjag]

"Nah, that's too whimsical." It IS a good idea though.

[@memeelfman324]

Episode starts at 16:11

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

it's been less than a minute, but bringing back the Arbor Day gag from... that one episode immediately makes this a good video.

[@totororaptors]

Mario party 1

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

@@totororaptors oh yeah. "9 months after arbor day?"

[@ChrisScottNI]

''Yeah, and they're also M's.'' That part killed me.

[@VanessaVersus]

"Arbor day" **FURIOUS MIC PEAKING**

[@Danny_States]

Scott's song is back. I still find it cool that he let a video game use it first. Such a nice guy.

[@Samaritan16]

Just when you thought Scott was running out of topics for videos, he hits us with this sugary treat

[@gameb9oy]

And yet somehow we still haven’t gotten the l button episode

[@thesnesgeek]

@@gameb9oyOr a direct video in licened games. The same with Sega genesis and console design.

[@Koalalover70]

10:06 This line has been living rent free in my head lately

[@Kevin-zd5bi]

I respect that after a decade of acting your friends haven't gotten any better at acting. That's dedication.

[@Markeplier23]

7:38 that reaction was so genuine it was actually scary

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

I thought that was brown sugar

[@totororaptors]

​@@ToyotaTacomaOfficialeven if that was brown sugar that'd probably still be fucking disgusting did you see how much he put in his mouth

[@totororaptors]

It does look a lot like brown sugar tho ngl which makes me mildy disappointed

[@LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGood]

@satchel7962 honestly to me it looks like kinetic sand, not real sand but honestly probably would taste worse

[@totororaptors]

@grantmacdonald6662 that's probably poisonous to put in your mouth

[@OmegaMuffin498]

I can't believe that I was having a nostalgia trip over M&M's Minis Madness and then this drops. Scott truly is a legend

[@jr2904]

I vaguely remember when the mini candies in the plastic tube came out when I was young. I now feel old because they were released in 1997... 26 years ago, when I was 8.

[@itaybashan3757]

When all youtubers do Halloween episode about horror games, you can count on Scott to think outside the box and do an episode about candy game. Genius!

[@MrNaesme]

What we need is an M&Ms and Attack on Titan crossover. The M&Ms are the scouts. Humans are the titans.....literally.

[@Giratina493]

scott the woz always gave me "preferred normal chocolate m&m's to peanut m&m's as a kid" vibe so I'm glad to finally be confirmed correct

[@Samiho]

No Jerry Attricks were harmed in the making of this video.

[@TheBigGlober68]

This is the last Candy Games we are getting. Cherise it.

[@Handington]

The writing in these Woz videos is always a treat. Dang, this channel is an absolute delight!

[@Cappydo]

Two Scott the Woz videos in a week? This sure is a treat.

[@cristibratu5616]

Again, in the next video tomorrow, THE L BUTTON.

[@mcdoodoojohnjohnson6093]

Thank you for making Halloween complete

[@checocartoons342]

0:34 Such a Weirdly Dynamic Shot 🤣

[@grunkleg.3110]

Thank you for informing the masses that the Xenoblade series pales in comparison to the unrivaled quality of the M&M's video game series. Xenoblade fans will never recover

[@Lilskeevs]

“Well how are we gonna decorate these pumpkins??” 9:54 PUNCHES RIGHT THROUGH 😂❤

[@Megaman.ExE7]

It really doesn't matter the situation. There is simply nothing that hits like a Scott the Woz vid. Happy Halloween everyone

[@AdEg66]

Wake up honey, a new Scott the Woz video that isn't the length of a feature film just dropped

[@digitalgamer457]

13:18 my left ear really enjoyed that gameplay audio. Thank you scott. ❤

[@Shon52]

Although he has gotten older, he is still so young…

[@FunkoFunkoFunko]

​@@p-__shut up

[@thomasoconnor8279]

This is one of the best views of Scott's set up we've gotten. I need A full Room / Collection tour.

[@RaiderPlays]

“Why wait?” Has to be the funniest most nochallant line in all of Scott’s series 😂

[@mitchman-bm6kj]

Oh man, I sure hope Jerry Attricks gets revived in the next episode. How else will Scott get his therapy 😂😂😂

[@LRM12o8]

15:54 "That's adultery" Exactly: ADULTery! 🤣

[@EmberOakSquids]

I can't express how happy I am to see Scott talk about M&M's The Lost Formulas

[@paskettidinner]

this might have dethroned speed dating as my favorite episode, the rapid fire ridiculousness i loved in that is in full force here

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

Lifesaver mini golf flash game back in the day was the best.

[@ringersol]

2:59 dude the shelf dividing the retro and modern sections is sick

[@noahjohnson4830]

Scott is the type of guy to get candy through armed robbery

[@MrToastOmnomnom]

Scott is so underrated. I know he has almost 2mill subs but damn is he funny and can every out of context moment be a banger.

[@ArylBarrel]

Nah ur right he deserves like 10mil subs

[@MayBeSomething]

I love Halloween, because it means I can wear a sword in public without any questions.

[@catriamflockentanz]

12:34 Did Scott just talked about Darkened Skye without making fun of the "a Skittels" dialogue? Unbelievable.

[@abapaper7416]

What?

[@cyrus2395]

Another banger video from Scott "Every Kid" Wozniak

[@cooprice0237]

Lowkey enjoyed all the angles of drowning

[@yoelkompithra4454]

I love how he actually dressed up as his opinions. Nice call back

[@solarsnail1]

This has to be one of the funniest episodes this year, so many great jokes

[@OneSadBoi]

40 seconds in and I am already really pleased with this special

[@kickfister]

Alright the implication that he's drowning in debt is actually so fucking good lmao.

[@aleksi2627]

9:24 bro sounds EXACTLY like street fighter 2 announcer here. P E R F E C T

[@asb81689]

What a perfect night. Halloween and a new Scott the Woz 🔥💀🔥

[@name_here0]

And Jon tron video

[@jamessohn3264]

12:59 when I heard Scott say Creed Bratton narrated World Gone Sour, I didn’t know if it was a subtle joke or not, so I had to check… and yeah… it’s true and I’ve never felt so dumbfounded

[@Burzee665]

I am watching this video every halloween for the rest of my life.

[@Ertain1]

Scott did not mention Candy Crush; not even once. I am impressed.

[@xProErax]

I understand he was working on multiple projects but man having two Scott the Woz videos in 2 days is insane

[@wutdabutt]

I used to love the PC M&M's math game when I was younger. It is crazy that Scott made a video on this because I was just thinking about it and it was awesome to see something so nostalgic get some recognition even if its a bad clone.

[@SkywayFishers]

I miss you dearly, Officer Steel Wool

[@djjonsutube]

When Scott mentioned M&M's Kart Racing it gave me flashbacks to when Peter Knetter played that game.