Canis Canem Edit (Bully) Students Nerd Fighting Lines

[@HORSEPRISON]

1:57 Norton taking care of normies since 2006

[@weirdface1846]

what does he say

[@antighastly]

Lmaoooo

[@LocalSchizoid]

@@weirdface1846 "If at any point you say Owned, Pwnd, or ownage. im gonna make it hurt way more than i have to"

[@peternehemiah1606]

Redditor objective: *Survive*

[@EverlastingMemes-t9c]

GTA reference

[@kkid5410]

I love Bif's lines because they actually reference G&G

[@christophergepullano9029]

Hal also does it

[@imweird.6147]

Your comment made me want to poop.

[@MutedAndReported3032]

SMART KIDS ARE STUPID! - Russell Northrop 2017

[@weirdface1846]

2006*

[@amartyapandit]

Edgar has the best one "I'm gonna break your brain"

[@Aquaviousyuri]

“You claim to Study everyday but your brain is smaller than your brawn” I can never think of something good i don’t even know if that made sense

[@leehyun6613]

My nerd fighting line: Here's a genius idea for ya, MY FIST!

[@tyyobztheradman3815]

Preps also say salutations they are dorks

[@weirdface1846]

only chad says that i think. also pretty much every prep likes to talk like gentlemen

[@Smiley0.1]

Wish they'd make a bully remake with some cut content added back

[@kepeep5066]

My line: Time to learn the dark side of my fist NERD!

[@KillerQwueen_]

My line: "Your rings of protection aint protecting you from me!" "You nerdy girl"

[@daffy5396]

My nerd fighting line: Here's an experiment for ya: how much damage can my fist do to your face?

[@daffy5396]

Or here's a better one: "So, that's the power of the DORK side?! LAME!"

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

Omg, that's smart

[@wolfhurricane897]

Mine would be: time to punch out your eyes. All 4 of them.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Better equip your plus one boots of running away, dweeb.

[@extremeendercraft345]

Mine would be this: “I’m sorry, but I’ll have to go easy on you without a choice.

[@t57thetank]

My nerd fighting line: ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS A FIST IN THE FACE

[@mcren4653]

Damn norton really hates normies from 2006, i love this guy "If at any point you say own, pwned, or ownage im gonna make this hurt way more than I have to"

[@zerothestreetkinggamer6266]

My Nerd fight line: Come on 4 eyes, Hit me!!

[@tomgurney961]

Do all the characters dialogue when they get the spitting humiliation.

[@MultiOwyn]

I second that.

[@tomgurney6222]

Tom Gurney Hey there twin brother. How’s life?

[@franlucero395]

@@tomgurney6222 hey Tom

[@eddsworldgaming9696]

Scout: You got anything smart to say now, bookworm?! Soldier: You are a mistake of knowledge! Demoman: You're Weak I'm Strong, Nerd! Heavy: Go ahead! Read your tiny book! And run! Medic: In my medical opinion, You are a stupid smart dummkopf! Sniper: Dominated, Ya Genius! Spy: You are an amateur and a fool!

[@weirdface1846]

1:57 Best

[@caldokalt]

With their brains and spudguns, the whole school kneel one day

[@elliylay]

My Line: Don't get your glasses off now!

[@dimonpailuc1648]

My line: You're gonna be spittin' blood before you could spit facts

[@isalt5]

"Your intellect won't save you, pariah."

[@LathanCagle]

Dan and Duncan are saying that as if they weren't nerds at some point too

[@samisnoob8454]

My nerd fighting line: SCIENCE TIME!!

[@strezz_xd3587]

Mine: do you like play games let's play games on your face

[@LocalSchizoid]

My line: "Hey I have i question for ya. How hurt will you get if i deck you in the face?"

[@christophergepullano9029]

Russell has a point. Some smart people are indeed stupid. I think it refers to those people who are academically book smart but they lack common sense. Example is Ted mockingly calling Algie his "little buddy", with Algie thinking they could be friends when Ted is just messing with him

[@jorgebersabe293]

Or Earnest believing that girls are going to magically fall into his lap. (Remember his "school bimbos" comment on his debate speech, which didn't get him any points)

[@twintasticfour5468]

If you have book smarts, then what you also need are street smarts, especially when going out into the world, and knowing your surroundings while also checking the people in your surroundings, as well.

[@twintasticfour5468]

And common sense

[@twinberwolves4231]

True

[@Arguspogi1212]

That’s rude russell

[@davidvadlir3358]

My line: that's what you get einstein

[@ianisroman921]

My line: Hey nerd! Your mind won't save you from me!

[@joopygm8226]

My line: Ouch my head ACTUALY ITS LIKE MOSCUITO

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

2:37 Sheldon, you're the worst character, the hell-

[@weirdface1846]

WHY can't we be friends?

[@fushigiman140]

I think Justin say:Let's match with Dorkmaster

[@DEUCE2CON]

My Nerd Fighting Line: Hey nerd! How much does my fists equal? Solve that!

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

I just realized norton has a unibrow

[@ciennasolielandlucasworld48]

My own line:Cmon! Glasses! Show me all you got!

[@looneyloaiza4419]

My lines “Mathematics and video games can’t save you now, four eyes!” “This is soo easy.. it’s like I’m fighting a 4 year old!”

[@amartyapandit]

After I finish you. You can study the procedure of it bookworm!

[@redhairedgryffindor]

My lines: Question, why are you trying to pick a fight if you're so weak?

[@victorreyes9941]

My nerd fighting line. Im gonna break more then just your glasses wimp

[@benedictusapsemeru7278]

My first line: You say D20 for saving throw and i'll make sure you dorks have more failure to beating! Second line: Your glasses won't save you for long, nerd! Third line: Let's dance, you weakest kids!

[@girei04]

My own line: You are gonna be my new punching bag nerd

[@robetr24]

That's horrible

[@furkan_33]

0:55 Gary Smith

[@breathofwind6083]

Thats me

[@duskerogo724]

0:31

[@rayyanrafique8163]

Study my FIST NERD - Ethan

[@userinterface2000]

My Line: What does PUNCH plus KICK equal Nerdface?

[@twintasticfour5468]

My nerd fighting lines: "Welcome to the real world, dork." "Calculate how much force and damage my fist is gonna do to your face, nerd." "Why don't you estimate the amount of blood that's coming outta your nose, dork." "I have a high 4.0 GPA and I'm on the honor roll. After I whup your ass, maybe we'll all learn something after this." "Call in some backup to protect you, Count Dorkula." "Just because I'm an introvert doesn't mean I'm not afraid to fight." "This is reality, nerd. Your fantasy world can't save you now." "It's game over, dorkwad."

[@yungsmoove9341]

My line : what does my fist to your face equal to?

[@twintasticfour5468]

My nerd fighting quotes: -"Calculate how much force, pressure and damage my fist is gonna do to your face!" -"Multiply pi times the number of how much blood that's gonna come outta your nose." -"If you can work those brain muscles, then you can work those arm and legs muscles, too." -"This is reality, nerd! Your fantasy world can't save you now." -"I'm surprised that you haven't built a power suit to protect your ass." -"You may be strong in academics, but you're pretty weak in physical education."

[@alialsadiqtheone5951]

My Line: Hey Nerd Where's Your Nanny Oh Wait You Don't Have A Nanny How Sad How Stupid

[@terrybogard2336]

My Line: Got a homework for you Nerd! A Good Beating!!

[@azigazisoproni5786]

My line: School's out, just like your teeth!

[@wolfhurricane897]

My Line: "your face plus my fist equals PAIN!"

[@VinceIsDeadjk]

My line i think:bet you Eight eyes dont know what 1 quadringentillion multiplied by 10 quadringentillion is

[@roderrickgaming9949]

Now hes wailing!

[@tomgurney6222]

*Eats a cookie* Nom-Nom.

[@ElGringoFuerte]

damn i've seen nerds fighting other cliques , and i never heard one of these lines , i guess they were removed?

[@mrs6843]

Shoulda stayed in the locker geek

[@Jskss24]

My line: In our world THE STRONGEST SURVIVES!

[@Anquavaous]

My lines: - “How’s it feel being a social flatline, techie?” - “Is this real enough for ya poindexter?” - “I have yet to meet a nerd who can outsmart my fist.” - “The only thing that’s going to be on your mind is your own blood.” - “You guys look even bigger pansies when you fight.”

[@chettbrunner5768]

1:06 made me laugh hard

[@LordHookie]

Might as well contribute to everyone giving themselves lines "Can that sweater soak up tears? Maybe blood?"

[@bullworthstudent9328]

0:18 I HATE NERD!!!!!

[@iwishicanfly3906]

Oh wow

[@breathofwind6083]

If isnt the rich scumbag,go back to your boyfriend derby

[@DreadedGhoul575]

0:18 lol

[@sas7301]

Aaandddd how to hear these quotes?

[@mcren4653]

Smart kids are stupid Logic :??

[@quiltedgames9465]

Hey man you still here?

[@twinberwolves4231]

My Lines: "I have a 4.0 GPA and I'm on the honor roll. When I whup you, maybe we'll learn something from all this." "Call in your reinforcements, Count Dorkcules." "I really don't wanna fight you, but you're about to go down, dude." "Don't get all big-headed and cocky now, geek-for-brains." "I may be an introvert, but that doesn't mean I'm afraid to fight." "It's game over for you."

[@jsca1082]

pedro

[@oraoraora1509]

Hey how about sound he smell stik bom

[@CachorroFC5]

Hahahahah 0:51

[@breathofwind6083]

You're gonna cry nerd!