Capndesdes QNA #32 [Draw My Life, Lord of the Rings, Insults and Super Powers!]

[@BitchKenny]

to you Frodo, I give you, this end piece of bread.

[@heyitsdestiny5845]

aw fuck

[@blackrose25555]

Oh, come on!

[@rachelb.7066]

I feel like you're wearing pajama pants with that suit jacket

[@auroraandrew7602]

most likely

[@yaoiprotag4029]

I would

[@kirstycoo97]

omg the song at the end was PONPONPON by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!

[@haydendixon6086]

I noticed that to

[@kidsinthedark7383]

Kirstyhasamagicunicorn Am I the only one that sang along with it?

[@moondrop784]

Kirstyhasamagicunicorn I LOVE that song for some reason. I’m so weird.

[@moondrop784]

Kids In The Dark I always do

[@jojomoorefield7420]

I have sat behind my computer screen for 3 straight days watching your videos.. no regrets ;-;

[@AW-xt4lx]

the fact that satan is my father is unrelated to my love of the end part of the bread

[@egzona2979]

Omg I'm screaming 😂😂

[@GirlyGamer-qg4eu]

+Egzona Haliti Phandom!

[@steinshum6962]

+karl warren MY SIBLING

[@fgellert5623]

+Caitlin Jardine Pham?

[@atomiccupcake7549]

DEEZ NUTZ

[@techtonicspaceman]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Fangirl warning. Destery + Suit = *droooooool*

[@ultraviolette69]

I know right. XD

[@beccapeterson6991]

Ikr like dayum.

[@techtonicspaceman]

Mmm hmm.

[@Jademoon25]

It makes him look like a hot yaoi anime!

[@emmag7999]

Lol Ikr XD

[@cheychey259]

Q&A Title- Destery travels to Spain with a sexually confused velociraptor while wearing a turban.

[@demontupperware3484]

Destery you cant be serious while pumping your fist in the air and shouting ACTIVATE!!!!!

[@beast98ish]

I love when Nate jumps in the video out of no where!

[@truebornseeker9767]

i love how the end song is "pon pon pon"

[@espeontulips5428]

YAAAASSS

[@mink5251]

B-but.... I love the end pieces of bread... They're my favourite... TT-TT

[@hn2861]

I guess Stan's our father then

[@harrypope2280]

Laney Of Hyrule who the fuck is stan?! XD XD XD

[@hn2861]

Harry Pope it took me a couple of minuets to figure out that I meant *satan

[@harrypope2280]

haha XD

[@jazzysanchez9159]

how's your father, satan?

[@milyd12]

I'M SUPPOSE TO BE ASLEEP BUT I CAN'T STOPPING LAUGHING OH GAWD SEND HALP

[@hibiscuspancake]

another comeback is just to yell "WASP" (CapnDesDes reference) and run away psychotically giggling to yourself. tried it once or twice. they left me alone. but you have to be prepared for them thinking your a complete idiot for the rest of their life.

[@aquablue2551]

Lmfao

[@infinityalbi9840]

Here's another comeback : just act like you worship satan!

[@fallenangel3352]

Theo R I just yell "UNICORN PISSING CATS" and run

[@black0utangel516]

Love the Tri-Force on the back of your hand!!

[@keeleywilkinson4371]

Destery: "U can do anythibg, as long as u, put ur heart into it." Me: *Dies While Crying Of Laughter*

[@hippyuhc6379]

Keeley Wilkinson omg lol

[@keeleywilkinson4371]

UHC Champs hahaha and sorry I didn't answer right away it didn't notify

[@kennedybieber8804]

I smiled when he talked serious

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

Lol my favorite comeback when someone says something about you say with a nice smile"Oh yah, thanks, i love being your mirror".

[@luispadilla4074]

born in Bakersfield, CA? BORN AND RAISED WOOT

[@karismamaxberry1377]

YaBoyTingle Dude it awesome me to

[@MariDiAnna]

lol i get dvd and a pamphlet for parasailing! Thanks Des.

[@untrainedglory1530]

I laughed so hard at his comebacks! So funny!

[@MsMustacheGaming]

Capndesdes the only person to cuss out a piece of bread

[@rae7864]

Fuck that... The end piece of bread can go fuck itself

[@mikkoshaia3206]

Who is that at 4:04? I like found Destery ten minutes ago so...

[@ellorajudd8624]

It's Nathan...

[@ThatOneGuy-xh3gf]

It's Nathan...

[@DylanRTomlin]

It's Nathan ...

[@Moecoyote]

It's Nathan...

[@chazhinkley6602]

It's Nathan...

[@audreyanderson2225]

I'm from Bakersfield. My life is fulfilled.

[@alliewellman4942]

Me too

[@karismamaxberry1377]

Audrey Anderson mine too I'm crying

[@WoBuZhiDao816]

Of all the random ways to waste my time, or get a half-hearted chuckle on the entirety that is the interwebs, these videos actually make me burst out laughing and always leave me with a smile. Keep it up Capn!

[@LittlexMissxAwkward]

This is my favorite video of yours! I watch it whenever I feel down and it always can make me laugh. Makes my day! Keep doing what you're doing!

[@whilstyoureadmyincrediblyl8166]

I love CapnDesDes

[@imaniwillingham6802]

he looks like kellin Quinn from king for a day

[@faithdaniels3607]

he looks hOT

[@pepsipepsi4503]

+imani willingham that's not the only thing kellin is from, he is also the lead singer of sleeping with sirens.

[@lainea.raleigh8163]

+imani willingham also ronnie like kellin and ronnie mixed

[@nikkiweaver3757]

finally someone else who's noticed 😁

[@emilygrace6592]

I really hope you're talking about kellin while he was in the video. Not kellin being in a band called King for a day... If not we have problems already....

[@Sunny-zm9wr]

my mum likes the end pieces of bread...I knew there was something wrong with her

[@berniesanders3606]

7 years later & I’m still rewatching your videos, much love Lol

[@emhill7738]

Omg now I want to see your draw my life and that LOTR part was one if my faves too

[@smilysun37]

Am I the only one that noticed this? Why is he wearing a freaking suit? Capndesdes, the classiest man alive.

[@chrystalong2755]

I was wondering the same thing. I waited and waited through the video for an explanation. I was like when will you tell us why your in a suitttt??¿¿😲😟but he looks hawt in it😂👏

[@smilysun37]

😂😂😂😂 You speak the truth... But he looks hawt in anything. Thats why I have an instagram fanpage😂

[@emmag7999]

Is it weird that my family calls it the "butt of the bread"?

[@kaitlynakerele5950]

No my family does too

[@kayleehubbard9777]

i call it the crusty ass nobody wants

[@americawillis3176]

My mom calls it the breads ass

[@fanartistlover2012]

I call it either Justin Beiber or One Direction

[@silviatonapetian6932]

I'm eating the end pieces of bread toasted right now xD

[@truebornseeker9767]

4:02 oh, hey Nathan, love your hair

[@xrufrufx]

The end song is the background tune to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu PonPonPon remixed ^_^ I love Kyary so much! She is so cute!

[@everdeffender]

Another great comeback for if someone calls you fat is "I may not have a thigh gap, but I am closer to being a mermaid than you will ever be". My ex called me fat so I told him that. He read it within a few seconds and never responded. I was laughing for about 5 minutes straight.

[@laurenj2734]

Omg he's playing Pom Pom at the end

[@tinasicilian6542]

you mean pon pon pon

[@jaderose2236]

this has always been my favorite QNA

[@annamarie3090]

"When you know who you are and what you are no insult can affect you." That was the most beautiful thing that has ever been said to me :)

[@cakiecup]

You were born in Bakersfield!? That's my hometown :3

[@karismamaxberry1377]

cakiecup it's my hometown toooo

[@kelpster_]

Just gonna say it BONE CRUSHER TOES could kill some one or at least paralyze them by chrushing their neck spine or skull

[@christinahunt9644]

Destery did you make that Pon Pon Pon remix? Cause it's dope!

[@EmilioReyes_97]

That was really good advise from question 5 man. I'm gonna remember that. Though if I had a come back, I would use the line the David Tenant had for the prime minister from doctor who.

[@saraschnabel3641]

lol the end pieces of bread are the best! I love them!

[@kaytlingreen25]

I spent half my life in Bakersfield

[@spicytigermeat]

I FLIPPED WHEN PONPONPON PLAYED

[@darian1214]

End pieces are there to protect the rest of the bread and keep it fresh.

[@kr3atorshabitat730]

ok officially love this dude! the end song is pon pon pon! like omg awesome!

[@KillerDucky99]

Dude.... Ponpon was playing at the end xD that makes me happy!

[@timothyjaygunnoud1037]

The music is ponponpon

[@rileymendesirwin1233]

finally i found a qna that i haven't watched **whooping**

[@DEADLYHOOD]

I give to you this end piece of bread Classic

[@KerstinElaine]

I too was born in Bakersfield, unfortunately lived there for a long time too

[@katherynwiss1249]

I have seen this Q and A a couple times and its cool. Great job Des! CX

[@FestivePapa]

I actually kind of like the end piece of the bread... xD

[@karriganveil5681]

Oh god is that ponponpon in the background XD

[@devingritton9299]

yes it is :)

[@asebasti]

Devin Gritton holy glob I noticed that too and I ponponponned the shit out of my brother >.

[@karriganveil5681]

Lol me 2, it's my ring tone for him :3 Musical Otaku Gamer

[@kaylarisher8082]

IS THAT I HEAR AS PON PON AS THE ENDING SONG

[@LithiumCaryn]

The end pieces of bread are there to keep the moisture in the rest of the bread

[@SkaterBabyy96]

4:04 hey Nathan, nice shirt bro 😂😂

[@healtheheart6085]

OH MY GLOB, YOUR ENDING SONG WAS "PON PON PON"

[@thee.pimparoo]

i live in Bakersfield ._. what high school did you go to? :D

[@karismamaxberry1377]

Radical!!! Dayze I've been searching for this comment I'm like the he'll where's everybody who lives in Bakersfield I'm from Bakersfield! Ur awesome dudee

[@hostelfairy]

Shout out to Bakersfield, Meth capital of California

[@karismamaxberry1377]

Ean Audler yeahh

[@Haley-on3mc]

Destery your comebacks are amazing xD Teach me your ways

[@karabrennan699]

There are end pieces of bread because a) It started off as a full load(duh) b) It keeps the bread fresh and prevents it from drying out

[@JathiaIsNotMortal]

I am now going to keep a stash of end pieces of bread, knowing that sooner or later, Destry is going to come to my house to destroy them.

[@yoshiatsu-is-my-son]

who else noticed he played pon pon pon at the end of the video

[@AlisterSweets]

I do actually love the end bread parts XD my family calls them butt ends

[@dannybatman0323]

say hi to Satan for me

[@AlisterSweets]

dannybatman03 I'd make sure to bring you all down with me

[@moonshoes420]

in my house they are heels

[@AlisterSweets]

Madi Ball oh yeah?

[@abigailsmith9881]

+Rubul Rose we call them crusts 😂

[@chemicalfox8072]

destery you make my laugh even when im trying so hard not to or am crying, your just the best

[@ameliabunsonburner9338]

Omg pon pon was playing in the background at the end! XD

[@EmilioVasquez25]

Have end prices of bread waiting to be found o.o

[@poptropicalov]

that's actually really nice poop.

[@shrimpstack]

Ha, you like poop........

[@MorbidAnimosity]

.. i like the end pieces of bread... sorry... XD

[@cliqueasfrique4832]

how's your dad doing... SATAN. Jk that's wut destery said lol

[@Garrettontheweb]

chippity chearha You two are going to burn in hell.

[@MorbidAnimosity]

Garrettontheweb satan would be too terrified of us to let us in with our enjoyment of the end pieces of bread he would be like "OH GOD NOT IN HELL" and literally not let us in

[@Garrettontheweb]

MorbidAnimosity I think thats cheating.

[@christinaprejean470]

I do too don't worry. But they are actually there to keep the rest if the loaf fresh!

[@scout_mg2fx2]

I know what song you used for the end of your video "Oh yeah mr.krab" 8-bit version

[@UghItsBailey]

I love the kyary song at the end cx Ponponpon is one of my favorite songs by her

[@lucario19077]

What's that on Destery's blazer...?

[@superboy0085]

Air?

[@danielhuaut20]

yes. air.

[@blueknight_9355]

Dandruff!!!!!!! Jk

[@saltyparabola]

What do you think hamburger buns are?...

[@ElizaSimmer]

dead children?

[@spaceyxx3]

Rotten ass cheeks? Hippo balls? The skin of dead animals?....I could go on but, it would probably make you want to vomit :)

[@Shidonmytid]

Decaying whale flesh, I have no regrets ;-;

[@theoneandonlynyssa6242]

I like you more than Ryan Gosling...

[@Hallesmovingcastle]

I was laughing so hard I was in tears! Destery you always manage to make me happy(:

[@Backalleydad]

What he says at 5:26 reminds me of Jayred Iceveins from Oblivion XD

[@Jademoon25]

Ummmmm, I do love the ends of the bread and they are my favorite....... lol toast those bitches and they yum as hell!!

[@SkyeMcCarty]

IS PONPONPON UR END SONG?!?! IF SO....... marry me

[@CaragaPlays]

I'll marry you!

[@SkyeMcCarty]

I do *^*

[@CaragaPlays]

SkyeHime yay!

[@967patty]

I know!!! When I first heard it slightly in the background was like PON PON PON!!!! Wooooo!! I love that song:)

[@SkyeMcCarty]

i also love myself some kyary pamyu pamyu

[@epicm2365]

U the best KZbinr in the world

[@pokeflirt]

cool song in the intro

[@DJBagel497]

Honestly this is the longest comeback I have ever heard!

[@FabulousSTEAMIEH]

I get it. It makes sense. Des' name is CapnDesDes as in he's a captain Nate's name is AhoyNateo as in he's saying a pirate phrase They're secretly pirates Why am I such a fucking dipshit

[@caligula2731]

Good job, we're all very proud of you.

[@meltingmoon7583]

[@danielmarino4812]

ur not as popular as u should be

[@Folkishmovie13]

just ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo freakin charming

[@xXMyRandaPandaXx]

Great... Now the Pomf song is stuck in my head from your ending. One of the few that I won't sing in public.

[@gryffindorgirl3773]

"When you know who you are, and what you are , no insult can hurt you." -Destrey Smith 2016

[@gryffindorgirl3773]

The sign above the counselor's office at my school says " Dr. Destrey S. PhD " coincidence.... I THINK NOT!!!!!!!

[@ThatOddChickenHippie]

I usually just feed the end pieces of bread to the birds in my back yard. Those, and the stupid pieces of bread right nest to the front end piece that's always WAY dry

[@Z3nSh1nz0]

I use the end pieces of bread. I put peanut butter on the inside part and then put those pieces on random objects outside lol

[@kasewatson2559]

your hand writing is like 17 times better than mine

[@victorialegerison4415]

Destery in a suit! OMFG so perfect

[@raffioliraffioli]

Okay but I rewatch this video all the time!!!

[@laylagarcia7257]

Whist realized you hit 1mil!!! Congrats!!!❤️

[@pvpeanut]

Destrey, I used the comebacks and they TOTALLY worked! Thank you! XD

[@mooonberrrel5339]

well there is one thing you can do with the end parts of the bread you can put butter on the end parts of the bread and then put it on corn and butter for corn so yeah

[@dawndussetschleger9469]

So dapper in that suit!

[@katiea.8794]

did anyone recognising ponponpon playing at the end?