African Kids, Badgers, and Ugly People [Capndesdes Q+A #37]

[@ChrisDoyleMusic]

So glad that Shane started featuring this guy on his channel, because I had never seen his videos before then... I needed this in my life. Also, +10 points for having a sweet triforce tattoo... ZELDA FTW! "OH MY WORD THAT FEELS GOOD!" Lmao.

[@lovedivakissdiva]

Me either! Thanks shane!

[@eevee.9351]

www.google.com/search?q=what+is+a+badger&safe=active&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS734US736&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj61s3LnszYAhVFyVMKHfrmCLkQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=662#imgrc=85ICVwsf6HwTpM:

[@ichika9343]

Destery's teeth are brighter than my dreams.

[@musicbylullaby8108]

Brighter than my future

[@multifandomharlot]

*OI,* WASN'T NYMPHADORA TONKS IN HUFFLEPUFF? *BOI.* *COME AT ME.*

[@rileyaguilar3197]

Don't call her Nymphadota!

[@_bee7627]

YESSS

[@CourtneyLouise2012]

"Most dreaming eyes are blue or green" Dan Howell You're welcome

[@McLovingIt69]

But only 2% of humans on Earth have green eyes...

[@CourtneyLouise2012]

He said it not me

[@rainer98u1]

I have green eyes :D

[@McLovingIt69]

3picm4st3r I have poopy eyes.... ;(

[@CourtneyLouise2012]

I have green eyes too :)

[@pok3.m0n_54]

I find badgers adorable. I'm not the only one right?

[@missjinxx785]

They are my fav animal 😅

[@pok3.m0n_54]

Seiko Shinohara I love your username and profile pc. Corpse Party!

[@missjinxx785]

Meng Yi thank you :) i like your user pic too XD

[@pok3.m0n_54]

Seiko Shinohara thx!

[@missjinxx785]

Meng Yi np :)

[@SamsTaller]

Destery is getting SOOO much funnier (not that he wasn't funny to begin with) but recently I've been crying with laughter, keep it up Des

[@chloejividen7901]

Me, an overly pissed off Hufflepuff: I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY COOKIES.

[@sydclarke8240]

Starecrow same!

[@chey1666]

NO MORE BROWNIES B*TCH

[@_bee7627]

Same (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

[@julyjade4925]

Same

[@sierrasmith773]

*Contacting local Slytherin*

[@Venomous255]

1:33 *Takes Hogwarts Quiz* 2:08 "..." *Changes Answers* 2:40 *Looks Up Badger* 2:45 *Clears History* 5:42 *Eats Jellybean* *Closes Bag*

[@ray-of-sunshine4303]

I think your eyes are beautiful and not poopy at all ^_^ think of it this way: your eyes are the same color as chocolate, and chocolate is awesome :P

[@unpopularteen6308]

L!!!

[@yasmincastro5976]

ARMY

[@ray-of-sunshine4303]

+Yasmin Loves Bangtan (yasminisnotonfire) Hi! Did you see on Bangtan's Twitter that Jimin dyed his hair back to brown? I just saw the selca today ^_^

[@yasmincastro5976]

+Skylar Jones OMG I must see the beautifulness

[@wrapmonster4389]

+Yasmin Loves Bangtan (yasminisnotonfire) ARMY AND THE PHANDOM😂💕

[@kaylenecragun7537]

i love brown eyes so much like there so dreamy and beautiful i feel like nobody agrees

[@panicatthechemicalromance5417]

I agree

[@orangebbbbutterflyyy]

i agree

[@aspen6044]

I do

[@ammarahm4079]

I agree!!!!

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodch3332]

kaylene cragun I have brown eyes

[@purple54997]

thank shane I discovered this channel and immediately subscribed! or God know what I could possibly do with my life!

[@sarahloula3881]

I saw Shane's new video WTF News and really want to see more I am so glad that you are do that with him. I really love your channle!

[@emilie5716]

#stoptheHufflepuffabuse But really I love your Q&A's

[@sydclarke8240]

Emilie De Loose YESSSSS

[@hanemsadek3678]

"I think that was a real Mexican" I lost it

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

"I would rather sexually asualt a UFC Fighter than tell sombody that I got accept into Hufflepuff" XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[@SierraLeavelle]

Your eyes aren't 'poop-brown'! Your eyes are that certain shade of brown that's the most attractive :3

[@firestormmc4412]

My boyfriend has Chocolate brown eyes!!!!! I think there cute ;D

[@kohijinx6401]

I think your boyfriend is an extra terrestrial working for hitler in the past life BROWN EYES IS HE BLONDE

[@MarcelScars]

my eyes used to be a darker shade of brown, now if there's enough light in the room you can makes out shades of green!

[@merlinandjulius]

You can actually get surgery to make brown eyes blue

[@awsomegamer8652]

I have brown eyes kinda light darkish brown

[@lilliemcrae373]

It gives a puppy like look

[@SUGASITO]

brown eyes are gorgeous destery! I love em I'm a sucker for guys with Brown eyes

[@Diamond-hl6xv]

My eyes are blue, grey and hazel. It's the oddest color

[@SpookyyMoth]

I am a Hufflepuff and proud A PROUD HUFFLEPUFF And my Slytherin mother and Ravenclaw sister are proud if me

[@teamender5986]

YAS! I am a hufflepuff too!

[@_bee7627]

HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE

[@littlemisscaitlyn792]

There is a kid at my school that is sexually attracted to fish...;-; Ya that kid is weird! 🙈🙆

[@savanah_baby7673]

He has a fish fetish. Lol.

[@littlemisscaitlyn792]

Savanah Rawlins Ya all he drew on my first period teacher's board was terrible looking fish. And that's all he talked about. The weird thing is he has the same name as my crush! (I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON FISHBOY BUT A GUY THAT SHARES THE SAME NAME AS HIM)

[@nataliebowman4245]

He has fetfish?

[@littlemisscaitlyn792]

Natalie Bowman I know right weirdest fetish eve! And awesome word play.

[@DusktheEpicHedgehog]

that nothing i know a guy who has has a hair fetish

[@rodrigohernandez225]

Has Destery ever seen the "honey badger don't give a fuck" vid??? Hufflepuff FTW!!!!

[@natewhitelaw3759]

i am so glad shane brought me here!!! :D

[@s7vnexes336]

whats wrong with huffelpuff

[@glassXmoon]

You must be a hufflepuff.

[@s7vnexes336]

paradox clawz no in slytherin but one of my friends is huffelpuff and there really cool

[@thaliaschiesswohl]

its not bad its just the useless one no offense to your friend just saying hufflepuff is just there without much purose

[@chocolatemelon7141]

nothing's wrong with Hufflepuff, he's just wrong. he's just jealous that he didn't get into Hufflepuff (the best house) an that we have the cutest mascot out of all the houses. Hufflepuff rules!!!

[@ariannarivero8053]

ChocolateMelon whre do you find out what you are

[@dianasmith7143]

4:25 "too soon"?! The lion king came out 20 years ago!! XD

[@gabriellapillhofer2479]

........it's still too soon :'(

[@rae7864]

Its always too soon 😪

[@zoozbuh]

Just subbed. Guess you can thank Shane for that! See, if he promotes people who are actually funny, things turn out great :)

[@chach9572]

Just did the same too cuz of Shane. You rock.

[@FoolySuckerPunch]

Yay! New fans!!!!

[@Kaype30]

If you haven't seen any classic Shane you probably do not know that Shane has done a video with Des 5 years ago.

[@RobloxChick97]

me too :))

[@aydo-potato9805]

Connect 4 what is the video called?

[@sillycow1001]

i almost pissed myself when you started to freak out about badgers😂

[@annakremras]

"hufflepuff is the worst house" Dude fight me

[@evan5344]

Anna i'll fight with you! Hufflepuff is best house

[@annakremras]

Spirit of the Moon hufflepuffs uniteee

[@evan5344]

Anna Aw hell yeah!

[@phoebesulistio6830]

Best house! ...on a side note, this video was made two years ago.

[@crownofthorns1651]

Anna true

[@pewpewpew5889]

Oh my god. The girl talking about getting into hufflepuff- your impression was amazing. I laughed so hard man

[@thepanfriend3922]

Hufflepuff is great, Destery.

[@xFallenStarXOXO]

"Fling those fuckers around Like helicopter blades escaping Vietnam" hahahaha omg screaming

[@CandyPumpkins]

His first fight was with that TV he brutally murdered after getting pissed off at a video game xD

[@xxs3x4yxx90]

that was brutal. DESTERY SMASH

[@DerpySara]

your hair is EPIC!

[@tiniesprouts5684]

I have grey eyes. No even blue. GREY. They go with everything so it's okay I guess

[@lauraisnotrad517]

It's really cool to me when people have grey eyes!!

[@magickris7237]

You have Malfoy eyes

[@sandyd6637]

annieing519 mine are a mixture of preeetttyyy much all the natural eye colours They aren’t brown, blue , green or grey.

[@brandflakes98]

destery, brown eyes are the cutest!! they make people feel safe and loved when you look into them. trust me, brown eyes get a bad rap, but really, lots of girls love big sparkling brown eyes!

[@amused_blossom8866]

The "Oh my word." part killed me! 😂😂

[@bu5tedb3cky]

you look more like a Slytherin than a Ravenclaw :)

[@bemei9291]

Yay me and Des are both in RavenClaw

[@cynicalbot9520]

DanWillSlapYouUp I'm in Raven Claw too

[@xmichimiyux1960]

This video made me die of laughter, my mom thought I was high. You deserve way more subscribers.

[@vannessahotchkiss6477]

Des, a man who makes fun of starving African children dying and we still love him and look up to him...

[@ScruffyLilPuppy]

too soon? the lion king came out 20 years ago

[@memetrash8784]

It's till too soon. It's always too soon.

[@kittycat4814]

Still too soon

[@damienlanza2634]

It was supposed to be ridiculous. lol someone missed the point.

[@Satan-su5hd]

TOO FUCKING SOON.

[@sarahmichan.]

Your eyes are actually really beautiful ^^

[@xXXGl00mygh0ulXXx]

I'm in slytherin

[@catpillowhaver]

Watching Destrey again after like 3 years and omg. I watched this video so many times before and I'm practically resiting the whole thing. I think the last time I watched Destery was when he had 400,000 subs? Idk. Good watching you again tho.

[@lizzieinshadows.3740]

momma always said if a guy wont stop hitting on you creep them out. My sis barked said random sentences and made horse noises. He never bothered her again. He also wouldn't talk to her or go around her.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

That badger presentation THO!

[@elfu4739]

I Also have Brown Eyes ...We Feel This Curse Together c:

[@Erro]

Aw Destery brown eyes are my favorite

[@cheyannejane]

20 seconds in and i hit that subscribe button! how do i not know who you are?!?!

[@ceciliat4604]

"What the hell is a hufflepuff?"- Dumbledore, AVPM

[@NehaPd]

You, just got subscribed. ;) (Thank Shane.) You're pretty awesome!! :D

[@OmegaDJH]

"Oh my word that feels good"

[@laith0807]

Who else came here from shane dawson

[@alliekat2358]

Me! :D

[@iqwlbco34c8423123]

Me 😁😁😁😁

[@mikaylataylor4442]

THE HELICOPTER BLADE JOKE OMFG I APPARENTLY DIDNT NOTICE IT THE FIRST TIME BUT NOW I HAVE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@danielpeppapigpowers]

Man how the jokes from this video wouldn't pass without a shitstorm today

[@artheaux666]

I just had to subscribe to you after seeing you on shanes channel...well, time to stop being a stalker ˚_˚‖

[@dmr778810]

I just took a harry potter quiz... guess what I got...

[@Berenicexo]

Omg😂

[@victoriaallan2121]

Huffle puff c; jk

[@tonyboccia3599]

I got Hufflepuff too. The sorting hat can be cruel sometimes.

[@C00bAyee]

-_-

[@lilyhannahwolpert3552]

If it makes you guys feel better, John Green is a hufflepuff! I'm a hufflepuff and im FREAKIN PROUD!!!!! HUFFLEPUFF SWAG!!!!!!!

[@scf0470]

Bangers are Wisconsin's state animal.

[@scf0470]

Badger

[@crystallong3369]

Destry you are fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!! I laughed so fucking hard during this video

[@nabzy3567]

I can totally relate to the mosquito thing. Ever had like 7 to 20 mosquito bites on your body? Shittiest day of scratching ever.

[@cristinawithoutanh6704]

I just found your channel today and you're already one of my favorite youtubers. :) Love your videos! I'm also supposed to finish a project for college that's due tomorrow( actually today since it's 02:44 a.m here) but my brain insists that I should just stay here and watch all your videos. :))

[@ajmcwilliams968]

DEfinitely watch all his videos, and the early IDEKS on their main desandnate channel because all of them are hilarious.

[@cristinawithoutanh6704]

Good. news!:)) I got a high score on that project I was talking about :)) And I'll definitely watch all of his videos:)) I'm already subscribed to that channel as well ;))

[@ajmcwilliams968]

WOO! *high five for high scores* :D

[@narekhakobyan9343]

I am a Hufflepuff Q.Q

[@lindseyformes]

THANK YOU SHANE

[@hisaomngk]

Newt scamander and the actual actor Eddie Redmayne are both in hufflepuff

[@madisyn3353]

BLUE IS THE BEST COLOR WITH BROWN EYES I MEAN LOOK AT THE SHIRT AND HIS EYES JUST YESS😍 perfect

[@itsjusD]

But honey badger doesn't give a shit...

[@itsjusD]

I am glad that my gf is awesome and recommended you to me, funny stuff man hahaha

[@ameliakay9817]

Honey badger don't give a shit.... XD

[@talishaleech5086]

yep my eyes are brown to ,but mine looks boring and yours looks majestic as fuck

[@CountessOfPerth]

"We are Smiths, and that's what we do" oh my god

[@Boggart202]

In Britain we have loads of badgers. I live in a large house near the edge of town and there's a badger den in my garden. It's like a meter long and real aggressive so don't underestimate them

[@fayeblade]

Literally my favorite videos of yours!

[@fialaharasek7893]

I got Hufflepuff and badgers are amazing, so is Hufflepuff

[@galaxy-dreams2405]

*gets huffle puff in quizz* .... ._. Badgers are f**king cool....

[@amyharland4844]

derpyponylover Me too. I took it as soon as he mentioned it and got hufflepuff so i took a different one... and got hufflepuff... :'(

[@davidearley8687]

derpyponylover I toke two quizzes got hufflepuff then got slytherin. Never questioning hufflepuff again.

[@galaxy-dreams2405]

Amy Harland HUFFLE PUFF ISN'T BAD! MY GOD EVERYONE HATES HUFFLEPUFF

[@amyharland4844]

derpyponylover All hufflepuff peeps should fight for our rights and shit

[@galaxy-dreams2405]

Amy Harland We are hufflepuff and we are awesome badgers...

[@cheyannemurray350]

im a sucker for brown eyes, i love guys who have brown eyes.

[@squeezemyparticiple]

I'm a Slytherclaw. I got sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore, but I'm in love with the color scheme of Ravenclaw. So if Slytherin's color was blue, that would be absolutely perfect.

[@jojomoorefield7420]

When I'm sad and upset your videos make it all better (: thanks for being You Des! We love you :)))

[@rhiannongoodman8648]

Why you hatin on Hufflepuff bruh??

[@Ddalgiichigo]

poop eyes are the best

[@MariaKawaiVT]

I just want his skin... I wanna cuddle It ... it looks so soft ;_;

[@beccabooh1254]

i know right ._.

[@Loveofmizore]

Oh Des, you've raised me. Been watching you forever haha

[@shesvvenom]

Oh my god yes I have poop brown eyes too. The other day my friends were talking about how their eyes changed color and all that crap and I'm over here stuck with the poop brown eyes

[@rachelleigh7027]

when i was younger I was invited to a harry potter themed birthday party and I fucking went all out and wore my slytherin cloak. Then the birthday girl said I was a hufflepuff and like everyone else was either hufflepuffs or ravenclaws and she was the only griffindor. I threw the hufflepuff card on the ground. Since I was pissed I put my hood on and muddered swear words in it. Then everybody was like "OMG dementor! Dementor!!!" For pretty much the rest of the party I locked them in the porter potty c: Haha bitch. Hufflepuffs don't do dat do they? Slytherin for liffffffeee!

[@moto_the_fifth_wheel9661]

???

[@cassyrole3284]

We could be best friends

[@rachelleigh7027]

I'm serious

[@oofjpege6696]

Jesus chill

[@rachelleigh7027]

Tom Macy Someone threw rocks in my cloak...

[@gabbyarmstrong2962]

I thought everyone was sexually attracted to jellybeans. Hmm guess its just me.

[@isaluminalunii]

I have poop brown eyes and I want your black hair!!! Mines brown!😞

[@donutlover1012]

"The starfish in your butthole"😂😂😂😂😂 IM DEAD😂😂😂😂

[@sock4life95]

Says Cedric is the only cool Hufflepuff Newt and tonks: "am I a joke to you?"

[@avaharding6782]

Erm jk Rowling was in hufflepuff and tonks and Cedric so ha :,( we're cool ok

[@valdelobos04]

Ava Harding and Phil Lester

[@hpglam13]

I'm a hufflepuff and I'm proud.

[@sophiaheartsy3432]

"But after several attempts, still no one cares..." lol freaking badgers :)

[@M4JORxDepressionII]

"FUCK BADGERS."

[@bridgetmartin8958]

So I guess I'm the only one that think that the Harry Potter houses make no sense because you always learn and grow as you move along in life. Like griffin door is brave or something? So you want me to be brave and only brace for the rest of my life?!

[@HayleysIceAge]

I can't stop replaying the high five part. It gets funnier every time agughhgh

[@relainak4528]

HUH!!!😱 my hufflepuffness was insulted!

[@sydclarke8240]

Mink'o' Saurus same!

[@fle3hwithoutbl00d]

I know this is a sorta old video but OML HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM 😱😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@gabbywilliams9458]

Im a hufflepuff

[@Dipyathumbs]

Lol!!! He referenced the q & a when someone asked him about "real Mexicans" XD

[@hannahjean932]

I freaking love destery!! His hair is so awesome!! :)

[@HoneysuckleRoseMusic17]

Is your name really Destry?

[@aimee-lynnahumada8413]

That's his real name

[@HoneysuckleRoseMusic17]

awwsome

[@aimee-lynnahumada8413]

Ikr

[@acadiachandler1505]

YES!!

[@music9heals]

*Destery

[@HelloHello-zk4el]

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE DIS MY HOUSE

[@heatherofhyrule9050]

Hey, we have the same eye color Genetics were not kind to our eyes

[@heatherofhyrule9050]

They actually look great on you, though. And also on this guy I have a crush on

[@BriannaHardesty]

Heather Biersack YOU LIKE DESTERY *spasms frantically from happiness*

[@heatherofhyrule9050]

Brianna Hardesty YASSSSS :D

[@lexihofmann6423]

i'm from Wisconsin and they're the Wisconsin Badgers so yes, Destery i do know. But they're hard to draw so if i drew one it would look like a bear-skunk.

[@LovelyLoser2013]

Hey Des! I love brown eyes, so yeah!