captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight

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[@spacemanedits5570]

@@senajabeen1076 your welcome :) thank you.

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[@spacemanedits5570]

@@lophiesim Yeah hopefully.

[@lucypreece7581]

Imagine Captain Jack and River Song in the same room. The world would not be prepared.

[@crusherconi]

A flirtation singularity would form

[@tenhirankei]

Would that be like antimatter meets different antimatter?

[@majora748]

Hello Sweetie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dreadcthulhu5]

@@majora748 Sweetie. Sweaty is someone with too much perspiration.

[@eggsnspam]

@@greendalek303 Can't expect anything less!

[@TheGamingAngelPlays]

Name: Captain Jack Harness Age: Ageless Sex: Yes

[@jeffalong]

*slap*

[@Meg_Lovegood]

There's only one Captain Jack Spa... Harness

[@artsywolf2092]

He is Male

[@bedirhantaskn6009]

@@artsywolf2092 he was pregnant

[@yaboi-_-2059]

Artsy Wolf o shit really

[@polosolo9403]

Love how every person he flirts with doesnt mind, and he flirts with everyone. From this, I conclude every man in the doctor who universe is either bisexual, or is destined to turn bisexual when they meet captain jack.

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

Jack: how come I never get any of that? Doctor: buy me a drink first Jack: you’re such hard work! Doctor: but worth it! *obnoxious smile*

[@defgirzawa7583]

Did you look at Captain Jack? I am Hetero and I would consider going bi if I saw him^^

[@Cnut_the_grape]

I can confirm this as a man who turns bisexual whenever he sees captain Jack

[@bradentheman1373]

wouldn’t he be pan?

[@Tigershark_3082]

I believe Jack was my first man-crush

[@rileyb.9499]

Jack: *kisses everyone in the room* “see you in hell”

[@patchworkfellow4262]

*Dramatic Exit*

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

That’s what I’d do

[@Pandemonis]

What else to do ? What else to say ? I'm the Captain ? ^^

[@han5234]

Iconic.

[@BadWolfBlueForReal]

which episode was that from again

[@hollybramhall1351]

Jack: *introduces himself* The Doctor: Stop it! Person he’s talking to: Oh, I don’t mind...

[@antoniazadrag9195]

Holly Bramhall PAHAHA ITS ALWAYS THAT

[@nerissacrawford8017]

I wouldn't mind either. 😈

[@infinitesprings]

Yeah, I would be that person too. Captain Jack is just way too charismatic. It is incredibly hard not to fall for him on the spot. Those type of people are just way too magnetic and bright. Like staring into the sun, you just can't look away once you start.

[@arynnbeefox3014]

Holly Bramhall “I have zero problems with this.”

[@hollybramhall1351]

Candace Garrett that is so true

[@DSchana6]

I love that the first words of dialogue for captain jack were “Excellent bottom”

[@oof-rr5nf]

It is honestly so iconic. Nice to spot a desi in the wild btw, hello!

[@eliquialz1841]

Your 1000th like

[@mycah4462]

because he is one ;)

[@jamesr.2017]

Too bad that his last were just “Oh yeah.”

[@elizabethh.9556]

It's a good intro for him

[@hothotheat3000]

He flirts in a way that makes everyone feel good about themselves. He’s not gross about it at all.

[@druidriley3163]

Yup.

[@MeepChangeling]

Yes. that's what flirting means. What people commonly call "flirting" is really just being sleezy.

[@thee2724]

John Barrowman however...

[@arthurmartin4616]

@@MeepChangeling It's a shame that's what counts as flirting these days. We could all learn a thing or two from Captain Jack.

[@machinegunriff]

​@@thee2724I've heard b4 that's he's controversial what did he do

[@willlexie]

If it breathes, he flirts. "So many species, so little time." - Nine.

[@Senok13]

Well, Jack nearly immortal - and not the ageless kind of immortal, but the actual deathless one.

[@infinitemonkeytheorem4327]

@@Senok13 except there's a chance he could be the face of bo and well we all know what happened to the face of bo

[@fredhasopinions]

@@infinitemonkeytheorem4327 then again, the face of bo(e?) was the oldest creature in the universe, so it‘s close enough to being immortal.

[@rosecoloredchloe]

Jack: Hello The doctor from across the universe: *INHALES*

[@critthecritical5872]

XD

[@warealpha]

helllllllo sweetie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@oscillation9814]

ryan w “Stop it!”

[@engagingathena9965]

STOP ITTT!!

[@oscillation9814]

Engaging Athena OH DON’T START!

[@inprogress7635]

captain Jack: *breathes* the doctor: oH DON'T START!

[@Optimusj1975]

And yet the Doctor ALWAYS have a point.

[@greythomas6199]

Says hello to Martha and Rose. Both swoon. 👋❓❓

[@moneybxndz161]

i was just saying hello-

[@ericroe8342]

I really don’t mind

[@sknfmsmr]

I need to see Jack and Sherlock together, even imagining is exciting

[@cedarbeck8324]

Jack kissing Rose goodbye and then turning around and kissing the Doctor goodbye will always be an iconic moment and it was one of the first (if not the first) times I ever heard of or saw homosexuality. Jack has always been one of my favorite characters and he'll always hold a special place in my heart

[@Almost_Awesome]

Actually, if you want to get technical, Jacks bisexual

[@ninirossau2304]

omnisexual according to Barrowman himself.@@Almost_Awesome

[@jameskitchen2081]

​@@Almost_Awesomeif u wanna get technical, he also fks aliens what's the label for tha

[@Almost_Awesome]

@@jameskitchen2081 Still bisexual, i would know i am one. Keep the aliens away from me

[@ThatFoxxoLeo]

@@jameskitchen2081 I feel like that's pansexual, no?

[@everettrailfan]

I swear, he's gonna eventually come across himself and flirt with himself.

[@memothat_mexican_junior5009]

This actually happens I kid you not 💀💀

[@RainbowRiver]

@@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Where and when? I must see that😆

[@memothat_mexican_junior5009]

@@RainbowRiver torchwood, captin jack dances and kisses with captin jack

[@RainbowRiver]

@@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Thank you😊 Torchwood has been on my list for a while, I can't wait to watch it.

[@kjl3080]

@@memothat_mexican_junior5009 that’s technically not himself, just someone with his name

[@maddie7202]

no one: jack: captain jack harkness and who are you? doctor: jACk nO

[@roosa8159]

sTOPPIT

[@SelenaMulan]

Me: "I don't mind"

[@crusherconi]

Selena Rose Anyone*

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@SelenaMulan saaaaame

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

no one: I was wondering when you'd get around to Me. We should hang out some time... for the rest of eternity.

[@babinator9]

So this could just be renamed "All the times Captain Jack Harkness was onscreen"?

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

It could. It honestly could

[@rain_cloud9553]

Zack Babins scrEACHING

[@crusherconi]

Anime Watcher stop don’t bring your twitter trash over here please thank you

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@crusherconi ???? How about you don't be unnecessarily rude to someone simply expressing excitement. That _proper_ enough for you, your honour?

[@chenugent]

Arunima Tiwari okay we won’t, is that proper enough for *you* , your honour?

[@pancon9947]

Jack: how come i never get any of that 9: buy me a drink first Jack: you're so much work 9: but worth it 😊

[@Senok13]

He said "Such hard work", and not "you're so much work", but yeah...

[@hanc724]

so iconic

[@sock2828]

I always liked Jack growing up since he made being bi/pansexual cool. He made me feel like I was lucky to be bi instead of being anxious over not being either straight or gay. Here's to more suave bisexual action heroes.

[@bananaeclipse3324]

He’s pansexual btw. Men, women, even bug people.

[@summonerofcats]

And that is why he's my favorite dw character tied with the doctor and strax

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Agreed so much

[@Mark-oz7vp]

Best part was, when he kissed Rose AND the doctor.

[@antoniazadrag9195]

Maxime Winter yesssss i loved this bi legend

[@redvariable4941]

Considering he seems like he swings in just about every direction I'd say hes more pan than bi

[@linkin0983]

@@redvariable4941 Man, woman or alien, anything or anyone, he'll try to flirt with them, and get some action lol

[@xPanda25]

Maxime Winter - Supposedly it was planned for Jack to kiss Rose and the Doctor for the same amount of time, but there was one take where him and the Doctor kissed for so long they ended up on the ground

[@antoniazadrag9195]

Chandler Hupp PAJAHAHAHAHAH

[@thishuman8759]

The day that Jack stops flirting, the universe will fold in on itself

[@notrehtahannah5008]

Agreed

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Well, that never gonna happen is it!

[@mayotango1317]

Miracle Day?

[@Anis3]

The face of Bo never flirted with anyone though

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@Anis3 true, but the face of Bo is a lot more... Sophisticated, shall we say?

[@emissaryofthecows3389]

Remember the episode when 9 was on the news station and it says "The Face of Boe reveals he is pregnant" Jack's never gonna change

[@alysonneharris2445]

OML WTH DID HE DO THIS TIME?!

[@charissimpson235]

well he did say in the first episode of torchwood ‘never doing that again’ in regards to getting pregnant!

[@alysonneharris2445]

@@charissimpson235 It’s Jack, how can he NOT end up getting pregnant or knocking someone up. It’s JACK

[@Magic12553]

@@alysonneharris2445 he was pregnant in one of the audios wasn' t he?

[@alysonneharris2445]

@@Magic12553 He was. And with him being him, I wouldn’t doubt it if he got knocked up again.

[@proopmcshitlington3392]

Doctor: Oh! It's like when you fancy someone, but they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like! Martha: *uncomfortable in love noises* Captain Jack: You too huh?

[@GraemeGunn]

I've never understood why Jack Harkness never became a regular on the show. Could you imagine an entire season where HE's the companion?

[@jeng9927]

Graeme Gunn That’s where fanfic comes in.

[@volatilecheese12]

Yes and I want it

[@Discrimination_is_not_a_right]

He'd flirt with the TARDIS and then she'd dump him in the pool. Then she'd delete the pool. But you know Jack.... he always comes back....

[@RizzrakTV]

bring jack back for a female doctor

[@lazyh-online4839]

@@Discrimination_is_not_a_right Jack: Hi, captain jack harkness, and who are you? TARDIS: Hi, I'm.... Sexy. This could go so well!

[@murdomaclachlan]

no one: not a single person: literally not a soul: captain jack harkness: *eXcelLEnT bOtTOm*

[@sirkittens5445]

Damn, I can't believe this dude's very first line on the show was "nice ass"

[@wassupheinz]

@@sirkittens5445 nice ass but elegant

[@justadumbass3741]

2:14 this shows that Jack can flirt even when he's not there Such a powerful being

[@colbyjones7816]

Every time Jack introduces himself to someone, I feel like the Doctor is going to pull out a squirt bottle like he’s a misbehaving dog. 😄

[@ffic4life]

If Jack met Lucifer Morningstar, the screen would blow up

[@issers]

Holy shit yes. That would be a mess 😂

[@kuroakikitsune]

I was just watching the new season! But yes!! That would be such a good combo

[@secretninja247]

I need this now XD haha

[@serixskylark]

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

[@mwillmer6074]

@@issers hopefully

[@roosa8159]

Jack: Hello I am Jack Hark- Doctor: sTOPIT!

[@ctfangirl]

Rotsku and yet when Jack flirted with the Doctor, the Doctor flirted back (when the timing wasn’t utterly inappropriate). Which to me was actually more significant than who Jack was. Not getting pissy and shoving him off was a kind of acceptance. And this was way before the current trend of welcoming all sexualities and gender identities (which has really only been big for the last 2-3 years).

[@renhey9979]

Capnjackarknesss and whoooo are you?

[@Tophymaster]

Other People: "James Bond is the action hero who gets laid like no one else." Me: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you!!""

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

*stOp iiiit...*

[@RaineySkye]

I don’t mind...

[@josephicha9150]

1:39 Jack: *is alive for literally three seconds Also Jack: *immediately says hello The Doctor: *cAn yOU NoT*

[@rhianwen5727]

I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Doctors mind: do shut up mate I know what you're like..

[@adamkaban8507]

Your profile picture makes it oh so much better

[@matthewmullinax6026]

I really don't mind :D

[@annashaw6538]

He says hello alot 😂

[@lonelyteapot858]

when it's you it's a flirt general companion: I dOnT MiNd

[@Sparkes97]

Love that the only companion that didnt fancy the doctor was Donna, they were just besties

[@andrzejrybickiToOn]

Yeah

[@WhovianSinceand]

And Donna is the only one, who wasn't fancyed by Jack...

[@ivymoody4238]

Well what about Rory, Rory was only ever attracted to Amy

[@acsahkulasingham8017]

@@ivymoody4238 that's true😂😂

[@ivymoody4238]

@@acsahkulasingham8017 it's only been a week and I forgot about it and now I'm laughing my head off at 12:30 pm at this, I really did that😂😂

[@amidar6634]

There are pansexuals and there is Jack Harness. He is the god of being attracted to everything and everyone.

[@nopyro2851]

Jack protecc Jack atacc but most importantly in the latest episode he bacc

[@fandommadness48]

Hopefully River or Clara next

[@Lior353]

Fandom Madness Clara is dead and river wouldn’t recognise the doctor at all

[@patchworkfellow4262]

[ phoenix ][ shadow ] also, River couldn’t. She only learns there’s more than 11 Doctors (All of whom she’s met sometime) in _The Wedding of River Song_ and she almost immediately goes to the Library afterwards. Not that I wouldn’t LOVE her coming back more; Alex Kingston is an underrated QUEEN

[@CRydon200]

@@Lior353 clara isn't dead yet I think she has a tardis in her latest episode

[@Lior353]

05-13 oh, sorry i hadn’t watched hell bent

[@archiermanilo23]

A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

[@sapphael.]

I read it as she said it

[@irrelevant1242]

Eden Sanden same

[@fangirlingfailure]

Captain Jack Harkness was the queer icon I needed as a child to love myself

[@reharm_reality]

LITERALLY

[@sock2828]

Me too. He helped me realize that being bi/pan/whatever is actually awesome.

[@snapdragon9300]

I'm straight and even I find him attractive. 😁

[@vintagetails1030]

He's bi.

[@douglascampbell1972]

@@snapdragon9300 He's such a nice guy

[@logancox3308]

He is an intergalactic bard, flirting with anything that moves

[@pettingbears]

6:58 I get the feeling Donna and Jackie would be _incredible_ friends.

[@patchworkfellow4262]

*Agreed*

[@urdad189]

YES

[@jedichick1016]

And this doesn’t even include Torchwood.

[@spacemanedits5570]

I couldn't find a good Torchwood download, but I really wanted to include it. Sorry :(

[@Oreo-vh7rk]

@@spacemanedits5570 Don't apologize, this is perfect. I was getting a lil afraid tht people would forget dis legendary character and u made this amazing vid. Thank you😘😘

[@thewolfpack7009]

JediChick101 if it included torch wood it would last forever.

[@dr.bright6272]

Well he doesn't do much flirting in Torchwood he just sleeps with people.

[@spacemanedits5570]

@@dr.bright6272 I'm dying that's so funny 😂

[@francisnoname842]

captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight? More like captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes bi

[@mialevi1341]

8 minutes pan*

[@TheTradge]

@alice constantine - Actually bisexual means attraction to male or female, pansexual means attraction to anyone regardless of gender identification, including non-binary and trans, so Beatrice is spot on.

[@mialevi1341]

@alice constantine Then what's the definition of a pansexual?

[@dagmar0904]

He is still pan, he flirts with everyone, no matter what gender, Spezies etc. I'd say that's pan xD

[@lwpluto]

'Two or more genders' You realize the prefix 'bi' means two, right?

[@GOTHICforLIFE1]

The best relationship was by far between Tennant and Jack. Love how Tennant always goes with "oh, ffs.... -_-"

[@samwitherington4386]

love that in the game show, the Doctor and Rose are both confused as to where they are, and trying to get out of it, but Jack just accepts where he is and rolls with it. Captain Jack is the best character ever.

[@jennaandrews5355]

"8 minutes straight" what part of those 8 mins were straight *edit Jesus Christ people i did not expect my trash comment to get this many likes

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Half of them. He's clearly a bisexual flirting machine

[@malihaislam7837]

CraZcatladee Studios lol that doesn’t make you straight though, just makes you a not straight person flirting with an different gender person :)

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@malihaislam7837 I know. I'm pan. But still, it would seem straight to some charecters

[@tonymarshall3978]

@@crazcatladeestudios9956 Is Jack the most sexually progressive character of all time. Its stated that in the 51st century the human race has adapted to so many aliens that almost anything is attractive to them. Men, Women, Insect people, Dogs and Jack just wants to have a fun time with all of them.

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@tonymarshall3978 I agree. You could clearly write Doctor who themed books that would be bestsellers if you wanted 😜 cause you are very smart

[@sapphael.]

Jack Harkness: *breaths* Literally everybody: "now is not the TIME JACK"

[@Cmor19]

No that's only the doctor. Nobody else minds

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Me: He's only converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. The Doctor: You can get a tree for a mate that way. I should know.

[@aresstenger935]

"there's a time and a place!" its jack harkness, the time is always now and the place is always here and thats a universal constant

[@lunawohlmut4821]

"Your viewing numbers just went up." Jack is excellent

[@ashleyhaynie8399]

Imagine how long this vid would be if we added torchwood footage.

[@doctormaboule]

Yeah but Doctor Who is a family show, Torchwood is.. well too much woods.. and Jack literally wears a belt AND suspenders in TWoods

[@paladinboyd1228]

Dr Smith, And that’s when it loses it charm. Him being a con man who is pan sexual makes sense and his playful tone isn’t too annoying. In torchwood it got annoying as it felt it was only there due to the age rating.

[@doctormaboule]

@@paladinboyd1228 i agree on that. In DW his overly sexual behavior tend to be a comic relief in TW it's.. meh/

[@bi_cycle]

Excuse you he's omnisexual

[@georgelinford5576]

I don't think KZbin videos can be that long...

[@annaliesecancilla894]

I absolutely love that everyone is like “oh, I don’t mind (0///0)”

[@oof-rr5nf]

exactly!

[@midnightgear2616]

Even the doctor isn't all that immune.

[@elly_hermione]

Let's be honest, none of us would mind

[@misguided_ghost]

i love how ten is so done with his flirting all the time but nine, although sometimes the same, flirts back

[@Yammenkow]

Jack was the bi+ representation I needed before I even knew I was bi/pan myself. Always a special place in my heart for this incorrigable flirt.

[@thebronzedragon1]

Captain Jack Harkness: The living definition of Omnisexual

[@linkin0983]

I was gonna like this comment, but I don't wanna ruin the amount of likes it has 😂

[@kamirostorino9416]

I actually see a lot of myself in Jack. Except i do not flirt with someone i like the second i meet them for the first time.

[@ashtoneverett9250]

@@linkin0983 There should be more people like you lol

[@froggdoggs8551]

He would flirt with the potted plant honestly

[@theunknowneditor63]

*harknessexual

[@Deathlygunn]

You know Captain Jack is good at flirting when even Sarah Jane Smith gets flustered.

[@RoseBug42]

"I was just saying hello!" "For you that's flirting." Jack Harkness summed up in one line

[@mikrokosmos2216]

this man was the bisexual character i needed in my life as a kid. i’m bisexual and have recently realized there is like NO bisexual representation 😭 so it’s really good to see some representation for once 🙄

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Bisexual flirt machine! Or maybe pan, since he flirts with legit ANYONE. Oh, and the doctor *is* so worth it 😉 Edit: recently found out he's omnisexual soooooo

[@graceswan4353]

Not just anyone, he would flirt with a plant, or even a chair if it fell over

[@graceswan4353]

If it exist, he attracted

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@graceswan4353pretty much, yeah

[@obiwankenobi687]

CraZcatladee Studios he’s an Omnisexual, it means he’d sleep with men, women, alien, robots, Androids, plants etc.

[@crusherconi]

ObiWan Kenobi top geezer

[@BurnItUpp2009]

Jack: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you" Ten: "StOP iT" ❤️😂

[@onyxtay7246]

9 does it too. They both know him a bit too well.

[@Missakiah]

I met John a few years back at a convention (I was a crying mess of course) he was the funniest most genuine person ever. I remember he had on these sparkly Tardis shoes.

[@rye581]

Jack:flirts with everyone Everyone:likes it Jack:sees Donna doesn't flirt Donna:tries to flirt (fails) Lmao😂 Love u Donna lol

[@charissimpson235]

i think that was the time frame in which jack was with ianto in torchwood so that would maybe explain it

[@iamameliapondjattel778]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Captain Jack: Captain Ja... Doctor: JaCk No! !

[@crestianroxas4782]

(Know what I've waited too long to say this and you've got the perfect comment!!!) Me: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!

[@renhey9979]

You mean capnjackarknesssand who are yoooou?

[@Akuliszi]

@@crestianroxas4782 I thought about the same thing

[@JaneSt.Valentine]

Captain Jack: Jack yes. 😈

[@shiloh4460]

jack: *sneezes* the doctor: *oOIII*

[@bradentheman1373]

”STOP ITTTTTT"

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Me: Bless you. 🤭

[@someoneelse234]

5:49 “where were you hiding that” “you really don’t wanna know” LMAOOOOO

[@mia2801]

"not now captain" "Stop IIIIIT" "I don't mind" "Nice bottom" God this show is iconic

[@revanruler6404]

i'd like to take this moment to remind you that that champagne cork probably knocked some poor guy out

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

*yeet *

[@NPCarlsson]

Doubtful. This was in the middle of an air raid, wasn't it?

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Good point, but it could have reached the balcony where Jack was creeping on Rose and hit a fellow soldier

[@lazyh-online4839]

Don't worry, he'd just use it as an excuse to flirt with them while helping them up.

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@lazyh-online4839 he so would tho...

[@marvelfan2.059]

Is there ever a time where Captain Jack does NOT flirt with every person he meets? I don`t even think the most terrifying of monsters would make him feel turned off.

[@jeng9927]

Marvelfan 2.0 Well, there’s the times when he’s technically dead. But even then I swear I could see hi leering.

[@WhovianSinceand]

Donna

[@infinitesprings]

I don't think the most terrifying of monsters could resist his charm.

[@fluffy6628]

It makes me feel a little better about myself and at ease just seeing somebody so dashing flirt with practically anybody, giving anybody a chance, even if it doesnt mean anything.

[@patchworkfellow4262]

*Dalek* : EXTERMINA- *Jack* : Captain Jack Harkness, and what is _your_ designation..? *Doctor* : Jack nO- *Dalek* : I... DO NOT PROTEST...

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the doctor's ability to resist jack no matter what body the doctor has speaks to his asexuality

[@oliveraustin9072]

**captain jack flirting with everyone but me for 8 mins straight** :(

[@Jordan-jn1vj]

Oh Jackity, Jackity, I am coming for that smackity

[@ashtoneverett9250]

Jackity, jackity, I needn't sanity

[@jeckjeck3119]

Jack is one of my favorite characters in this wonderful show.

[@dr.bright6272]

Jack: Excellent bottom. Soldier: Sir, there's a time and a place. I see someone's familiar with Jack's work

[@astronomydemon6312]

I had an argument with a pal about of jack was straight or not They said he was straight because he flirted with women My dude, he flirts with everything

[@Harldin]

I want to so badly see Jack meet the 13th Doctor, his reaction would be priceless. Something along the Line off “I can’t even begin to say what I’m thinking right now”

[@toa95]

Well we got close in the newest episode. Not quite there yet though!

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

*This I gotta see!* Oh you will, Jack, eventually...

[@lepimond4605]

@@toa95 Let's hope he wasn't brought to the episode just to be brought, and there's a purpose for all that. Jack and 13 need to meet.

[@fireflygaming8764]

It will hopefully happen in the next episode.

[@rosed-water2860]

well...

[@rosablack12]

Flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight. Straight he is not

[@adamkaban8507]

That reminds me of that old pick-up line for gay people sorry I'm straight so is spaghetti until you get it wet

[@Andy-xi4pu]

rosa black Captain Jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes gay

[@roboticspiderguy8901]

Just wait til he sees the 13th Doctor

[@BenGHD]

Funny you say that

[@coultergill7728]

Ballantyne Music they haven’t met yet

[@missycat7598]

The best thing is, in his latest appearance, he kissed everyone he saw.

[@greendalek303]

Would love for Jack to meet Thirteen and her crew.

[@Julie-ok4ht]

Yes please 😊

[@user-sq5dc2of2r]

Он пытался подкатить к голубому не-доктору, о чём ты?

[@bobateacafe5792]

@@Julie-ok4ht sad that Jack died in torchwood though i think? I don't remember

[@Julie-ok4ht]

@@bobateacafe5792 I don't think so because he can't die. So 👍

[@Julie-ok4ht]

@@papongpapong1047 Yep😄

[@playingnice101]

If this included Torchwood clips, this video would've been an hour long

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

And that would've just been Jack and Ianto.

[@Menagerie_OS]

I really wish we could have seen an interaction between Jack and 11. That would have been hilarious.

[@MysteryGaming101]

Okay but does not one else see Jack checking Martha out at 2:00 😂 like, is that just me??

[@LoveThisRealWoman]

Let’s be honest we’d all smash Cap’n Jack. 🔥

[@beckynelson2352]

Sweet Jesus, yes.

[@Lior353]

Yassssssssssss

[@patchworkfellow4262]

I’m not good enough for him tho. Otherwise I’d mount him in a second 😂

[@genzu6388]

THE CRIMSON FUCKR

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

He’d smash all of us

[@elizamardlin1782]

ok but that scene with Alonso is so cute

[@spacemanedits5570]

IKR! :)

[@marykatherineholmes2837]

Isn't that from when he's trying to move on from Ianto?

[@WhovianSinceand]

@@marykatherineholmes2837 yes

[@WhovianSinceand]

It's really!

[@ashtoneverett9250]

Allonsy Alonzo

[@x-venturegaming9951]

John Barrowman is brave enough to show who he really is, even in shows like this!

[@Cailey_forman]

Alternative name: jack flirting with everyone but Donna for 8 minutes

[@dawnriddler]

That "I'm worth it" and a smile always gets me ! ^^

[@opheliaismyname9180]

"Three Doctors? I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now" Ianto, who, let's face it, knows telepathically when Jack is being, well, Jack:-pouting- *Watch it, I will not hesitate to lay you out*

[@s-094cam5]

Don't need to be psychic to know what he's thinking

[@JordanSullivanadventures]

0:31 I love that this WWII guy isn't insulted or weirded out or anything that a dude just slapped his ass and said he had an excellent bottom -- he's just happy :)

[@misswyte1651]

Lol jack "knew" him

[@MysteryGaming101]

Captain Jack: “Captain Jack Harkness” Doctor: “stOOOpIT” Everyone else: “I don’t mind.” Me: “David Tennant is cuter that ur flirty ass” * and bows *

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Me: Isn't it too much to ask for both?

[@Jordan-jn1vj]

4:16 is the best moment, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@eggsnspam]

What Capt. Jack was thinking during that time: "I will die if I don't flirt. Look robots!" *flirt* *flirt* He'll probably flirt with himself if he was left alone in a room.

[@doggo377]

A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

[@nottodaysatannottoday2177]

Jordanisntheboss SAME 😂😂😂

[@SelenaMulan]

That first scene was pretty much when I fell in love with him.

[@saulcuthbertson7248]

Like everyone else in the universe.

[@cybremystica93]

Looking back I actually don’t think Jack was a flirt. He was really sociable and had a charming personality. He was just really really complimentary and friendly.

[@dinglerofl4784]

found the historian

[@bym6952]

If Jack flirted with me i would be like “ I do not protest. “

[@Ryukuro]

I get my fashion advice from 2000th century robots. Is that bad?

[@Dakagoth]

No, that's perfect

[@froggdoggs8551]

No they knew what they were doing

[@murdermcmurderface]

Same

[@kathleenvasey9499]

How?! How??!! HOW?????!!!!! Did you get it down to 'just' 8 minutes!? I never would've thought it possible😂😂😂

[@veetijaakkola1200]

Its cause its only Doctor who ones, it doesnt included torchwood

[@harryguidotti3815]

Jack: Hello. *TARDIS Materializes* Doctor: Don't! Jack: I'm just-! How did you even?

[@bobbimorse8460]

Series 12 episode 5 HE’S BAAAAACK

[@sknfmsmr]

Your pp is the most Sherlock-ish thing ever

[@klop4228]

And again in the special. Too bad he wasn't written nearly as well.

[@hectoriiibongconuqui7106]

Be reminded that Jack is meant to be a Future Human. Meaning in the Future, every human is booty-hunting machine that is constantly on the prowl. How does anything ever get done?

[@ctfangirl]

Hector the III actually I don’t think the ‘booty hunting’ is necessarily a trait of future humans. That could be uniquely Jack. I mean there are adults now who seem to have never gotten over their horny teenage hormones. It’s the pansexuality being no big deal that seems to be a trait of the future (and in this case super pan cause he’ll hit on any gender, gender identity or species)

[@thelonggame9583]

Swigity swooty

[@alysonneharris2445]

@@thelonggame9583 give me the booty

[@sumthingwikked4257]

After sex, usually.

[@hanye5763]

Rose was 19 not 17 so she was fine to drink going by uk law

[@spacemanedits5570]

IK I got it wrong... I'm so disappointed in myself... :(

[@hanye5763]

spacemanedits dont be! Its a great video either way! Dont be so hard on yourself :)

[@eeduranti]

Everyone is aloud ONE (1) mistake.

[@Harldin]

Only in America can you get your head blown off in a War at 18-20 but sit in a bar to have a drink.

[@KrisFrost4359]

Mick C In Iceland, you have to be 20 to drink. Well, the law says "to buy alcohol" because almost everyone has at least tasted it at 15 or 16.

[@theoriginalmissquinzel6937]

I think that the only reason why Torchwood got away with half the stuff it did was because they we're never planning on the show lasting very long

[@lallalosa]

For all those who enjoy Captain Jack, there is an entire spin of series

[@thejfoshow1320]

4:17 did Jack just invent flossing?

[@spacemanedits5570]

I believe he just did.

[@soygato2722]

spacemanedits holy fuck. Thank you for this vid by the way. Love it

[@Morgan_Bush]

i forgot how brilliant Trinny and Susannah were as robots

[@mrmaclovin255]

Guess who’s back bitches