[YTP] Michael Rosen Spouts Utter Nonsense

so Michael went and smashed all his blue shirt poems onto the floor and now he tries to piece them back together like a puzzle and surely everyone is wondering, how's that gonna go, how's Michael gonna reassemble all these poems, well let's see what he's gonna do now that he's probably been hanging around a lot with Uncle Weed Brownie lately then, shall we

[@SQron188]

ThePlamzJoker would have an aneurysm watching this

[@GM-yy5jv]

"Everybody, the potato's really horrible" broke me

[@Eeter26]

This meant that my brother, had to *BAKE*

[@albond]

And that was even more horrible

[@km7189]

Coulda turned it into bakerloo flee woman too

[@TheRealVolt]

"The weak ones just used to keel over and ducks."

[@ShadowWolf143224]

1:02 “I don’t think it’s fuck in the top”

[@cristinagomez3283]

No it's fuck at the bottom.

[@ShadowWolf143224]

@@cristinagomez3283hot 🫠

[@Lumpfesh228]

it's "f*cking the job"

[@saxongreen78]

​@@cristinagomez3283...that'd be Mike! 😆

[@arielwheeler4710]

My mum said to me and my brother, "Don't crap".

[@themickyrosenrabbit5585]

I like how most of the transitions are where one word actually flows smoothly into another, like "And the woman put it DOWN the stairs", but there are other bits where one word changes into another one to make Michael randomly swear.

[@NinjaBartender]

I call the flow parts ‘sentence blending’ instead of ‘sentence mixing’

[@samtinkle9076]

3:44

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

"My brother had to bake, and that was even more horrible" why was I in stitches laughing at that

[@jamesdevine02]

Same here, every time. Possibly my favourite moment, although the "Hollywood... We would alright", "Got so born on the 7th of May", "I don't think it's fuck in the top", "What a drastic top" and "My mum said to me and my brother: "don't crap"" are also brilliant.

[@PrinsaVossum]

"My father, what does he do? He sucks."

[@ericariley1696]

"He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'."...

[@ChrispyBoiYTP]

An 8 minute ytp?! Well done captain!

[@NorthamIncYT]

Hello

[@adamchmielewski6162]

WELL DONE CAP’N

[@tomrosenedits969]

Well Done 👍🏻

[@TheUnforgiven59]

Captain works because of his name.

[@savexthem4314]

3:50 i almost peed on myself

[@thebreadbringer]

Every single time you're hoping he might finish a sentence normally but it gets cut off at the last possible moment. I love it.

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

"And McClain said: cheese. And he said: What are you? Some kind of hippie?! And i said: Shut up and die!" Funniest poem-to-poem I've ever heard

[@jerryjr4867]

😂 agreed! 😂

[@PsychoticGirl2023]

3:23

[@Azurethewolf168]

@@PsychoticGirl2023 thanks

[@guy_th18]

My favorite transition was "drastic top"

[@SillyCathie253]

“That’s the hole in the wall bars.” I burst out laughing after that.

[@tickledteatimer8947]

I love this type of ytp

[@nibbles6675]

Of course I had to go out for a walk while this was premiering… of course I did

[@flipthescript6411]

What a conversation sounds like at 3am in the morning:

[@noelnotcole7940]

Well that was... something

[@adamchmielewski6162]

It certainly was

[@darkmeggyspletzer980]

THE MERVIN AND THE HAMSTER DIED AS WELL KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER.

[@TheDoomMaster]

I've finally completed my journey to find a Michael Rosen YTP with as many sentence transitions as possible

[@runawaycat4594]

"Hang onto your jug things" lmao

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

This is genuinely one of the funniest YTPs I've seen in a long time. Amazing work.

[@bohdankuziv2707]

Best script of 2020 award goes to the Captn' for this masterpiece!!!

[@sullivanbell2397]

I absolutely love "in the end I thought it was dirty window, there's a lamppost!"

[@dinomite234]

Captain plums is always a good way to turn a bad day into a good day

[@L1N3R1D3R]

Several years back, SkulY2K made a video called "The Michael Rosen Segue" that had this same idea but wasn't as intricate. I guess we have an HD version of that concept with more interesting transitions now!

[@MaxMalevich]

"You see, someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet roly-poly" has to be used in a story YTP once

[@christianloder8127]

*thick, sweet JAM roly-poly

[@terrarianender]

"My dad, what does he do? He sucks." That broke me

[@thebonkera1221]

This means that my brother...had to B A K E...and that was even more horrible!

[@mystuff5059]

i like how it seems normal not having been photoshopped or edited to make michael look like a monster just random words put together to make a funny sentence (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)

[@TwisterTH]

Reminds me DeadFish, if you know what I mean.

[@thatsnotsoup173]

they make insanely creepy but watchable ytps

[@Luna-ii6pz]

2:40 first for all I tries ice cream lol I'm dead

[@oliversherman2414]

"my dad wanted milk in his teacher miss Goodall" that had me laughing so hard lol

[@gabrielthecartoonmediafan]

"but I'm trying to kill you in five seconds with me bike down the chimney creature called, the sugar jug".

[@izeasgibgio4628]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@celine9322]

Spouting utter nonsense is my main hobby since childhood 😀

[@aporue5893]

''then I hear some peach syrup shout'' lol,Gold.

[@jxnisnotfunny]

i love it when people do this kind of thing

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Oh no! The moment I dread, when Michael Rosen goes from being cheery, to absolutely fuKING crazy, when he forgets to take his meds….🤨 Aahhh into the bum, it was lovely!

[@Octo_0687]

"I want comPLETE choir" Alright, so Michael wants a complete choir.

[@jameswfabricant4553]

i love you captain plums

[@graduator14]

This video was very sorry Mervin, but I liked the Hypnotizer! The video was two, like Laura. Liked, subscribed, commented it stood in front of the guard.

[@thelastbusconductor4789]

"I'm in the middle of a wrestle with my brother and I find my face, after the war was over" - mickie rosie

[@thebreadbringer]

Alternative title: Michael Rosen gets refracted across time in a horrible accident and desperately tries to communicate whilst his past interferes.

[@myarmsrgone]

The hole in the wall bars

[@Chaingun]

rosen should auction that blue sweater or give it to a museum of internet history

[@CloverKun58]

If I had to sit here and list all the funny-ass moments in this ytp, I think all the plums in existence would've all gone by then...

[@briangriffin9842]

2 people had to babysit Harribo's grandad

[@angryaromatisse1801]

"Someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet jam roly-poly" 😳

[@randomcontent1115]

Bro this guy makes my day.No joke as soon as I see him upload I click it as fast as I can.

[@Matt-hd5rk]

yt vid *exists* people who comment "first": I'm the fastest in the land

[@guy_th18]

so only you?

[@Matt-hd5rk]

@@guy_th18 :/ I dont see how me commenting a joke is me claiming to be the first comment but ok

[@GustavoGaming]

person with first comments wins giveaway.

[@jxnisnotfunny]

i keep coming to this video and still get caught off by some of these jokes-

[@aporue5893]

''there's a really long spoon to eat it with.''

[@albond]

This is hilarious, some great transitions as well

[@wesleysmith2700]

Out of all the ytps you've made I think this one is a very underrated one

[@bastione9831]

I'd love to see how a full text rendition of this would look like...

[@caellumrevolta2839]

The transfers from poem to poem were nioce.

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

*reads title* yeah what else is new?

[@mooddood4570]

They had to bake horrible

[@darkmeggyspletzer980]

Y O U R M O M

[@MadmanmadisonYT]

"I'm drunk, and it's cozy."

[@tomrosenedits969]

The Random Talking

[@emilion0655]

this channel is fucking wild

[@f0rm0r]

next day, we all turned up to sex, right in front of everyone in class 😳

[@yourlocalpineapple]

The thing that makes it more funny is that it kinda makes sense 🤣🤣🤣

[@josephmcivor208]

My mum said to me and my brother don't crap

[@danhalen5422]

Thanks Harrybo!

[@EnergyBurst2]

I imagine to some people this is what all rosen ytps feel like to them, but I'm not one of them good shit right here regardless.

[@amyprice4372]

What I hear when I'm half asleep

[@ManiacalForeigner]

Certified Rosen classic

[@Golem-9]

This requires extensive knowledge of the phases used to sentence mix common words to make any sort of sense

[@alice5790]

I don't know what the intended effect was, but I personally found the connections jumping between poem to poem really satisfying

[@dum6125]

I too, have a shedle shed

[@saurianakanyansaber3900]

Godzilla had a stroke listening to this and f¥€king died.

[@Andrei4224]

It's like solo improvisation on Michael's stories :D

[@crimzonheretic4575]

Dude this is such a masterpiece!! 😂😂😂 I can’t stop watching!

[@someguylostontheinternet4504]

1:45 what parents would say to their son when it's midnight

[@pooppoop8766]

Croissant

[@danhalen5422]

This TanFastic Drama/Comedy/Thriller has been nominated for awards at the HarryBoWindmill Film Festival in Holland! Best film 2020 for Acting, special effects, audiovisual effects. Join us in association with GoldenPlums Films, hosted by CAPTAIN PLUMS

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

Doesn't Michael always spout utter nonsense in these YTPs?

[@phanpny97]

almost reminds me of dead fish ytps, please please please make more, such a underrated genre of ytp

[@ArthurCallahan899]

7:47 "MY DAD what does he do? He Sucks!" Okay that was fucking clever

[@beepboop4741]

watched this while high and it was surreal

[@aporue5893]

*insert silly joke about potatoes here*

[@raaalfie9538]

This video was NICE

[@TrolololerCornerGuy]

Funny as always

[@bunny-cq8iz]

oh, uhh, couldjigemme the bus conductor?

[@ellibod1]

Michael: My brother had to bake Me: What did he bake?

[@Orangeler2008]

His legs, 'till they were glazed.

[@aporue5893]

''you may think I'm hollywood''.

[@aaronallwood3562]

This is madness!

[@Circuitssmith]

I don’t think it’s fUCKIN THE TOP!

[@ioratv]

they tidied it up with a bit of coc

[@awn6525]

Genius.

[@mrpoool1015]

Brilliant

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

This is like the post punk of YTP's

[@ippon753]

yo captainplums have you ever made a video called micheal rosens trip to Poland? im trying to find it

[@CaptainPlums]

I did not but soon he will have a trip to another country that is a sequel to Michael's escape from the asylum if you remember

[@attackman4458]

Michel rosen gets amnesia and loses his ability to make sense. bruch. imp 0st3r

[@jafwilding]

This is exhausting!