I Evolved An Alpaca And This Happened

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

I think at first the farmer was like “Oh, a bipedal alpaca, I can make a lot of money selling tickets to see this.” And eventually was like “I gotta keep feeding this thing alpacas so it doesn’t eat me next.

[@player-gh6st]

“How about the two of us merge?” 💀

[@21peliteliza]

NAHH

[@mikaelrodriguez7415]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA OH MY GOD

[@Menooohij]

IDK

[@Lego_Goku_Black]

“I fuse with my husband.”

[@m.e.harkless3069]

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[@jaysondavis9693]

TL;DR, CaptainSauce becomes an alpaca that absorbs other alpacas to become god and destroy the universe

[@huang111]

*sucks the soul out of

[@rararahmen8164]

Like the blobfish

[@quickclaw_]

@Panda Boi rip gg button tho respect ✊

[@mason3358]

Saw this before the video... I’m scared now

[@jaysondavis9693]

@@mason3358 You better be

[@gundamunicorn4994]

Wow, Machoke's arms are partially red because h is so "ripped that he is tearing his own skin apart so the fact you mentioned him and said that the alpaca is so strong he's ripping himself apart is just golden.

[@skor514]

Only with Cap can you experience such exquisite content as watching a very broken alpaca absorb its very broken brethren.

[@eduardothephoenix205]

69 like Nice

[@lawrencestanley4514]

There is another

[@dedracauly5171]

Yes

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s what makes it unique

[@robuswhitewolf4896]

"He's so strong that he's literally ripping himself apart?" Izuku Midoriya has entered the chat

[@amandapanda5087]

Deku: *"First time?"*

[@gacha_creat4984]

All might: deku no-

[@SunnyBoltz]

LOL

[@SunnyBoltz]

@@ExulInsani heya UT Gaster

[@SunnyBoltz]

@@ExulInsani bruh- I'm srs Sans from a alt universe- I swear I'ma just **summons Gaster blasters** GET F**KED IDIOT

[@ineedhelpyt1380]

“When was the last time you punched someone on the street and slurped their body” Me: so that’s why I am buff

[@jaycruz08]

Wait a minute

[@quickclaw_]

You are what you eat

[@thethirdhobo3034]

Causal Tuesday

[@kalebcarrillo6069]

Why haven’t I evolved yet

[@tads8723]

@@quickclaw_ so why am I depressed?

[@iisbeyeeting4737]

“Picked up, smoking, jogging, and... depression”-Captain sauce/alpaca

[@SCP-CBT]

Sounds like me but instead of ciggys it's weed

[@lauranguyen7074]

"Does anyone remember the good ol' days?" *Captain Sauce 2021*

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

“It goes A B C D... F, theres no E” Australians including me: “and i took that personally”

[@loganenniss6507]

Lol ikr I'm aus aswell

[@aidanjob2353]

same here

[@patrickukropec2557]

Me too mate

[@Jray608]

I'm American, does British alphabet go in a different order?

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

@@Jray608British? I dont know i said australian idiot

[@inkfuse5768]

as someone whose uncle lives on an alpaca farm, this is 100% accurate

[@randomdude5817]

Nice

[@samremson7189]

THIS ISN'T 100% ACCURATE TABS IS.

[@jennyjin1617]

@@samremson7189 sooo tnaaes Totally not accurate alpaca evolution simulator

[@djneonreaper4990]

@@jennyjin1617 nicep

[@huang111]

What evolution is your uncles alpaca?

[@deadpool.616]

Sauce:”when was the last you evolved” Me:”4 years ago from child to teen. The next time I will evolve will be in 3 or 4 years from teen to adult.”

[@nglredsus9451]

That’s not evolution that’s growth clearly despite years of evolution your brain is the only thing that’s hasn’t evolved

[@blazethedogo5943]

@@nglredsus9451 lol

[@super1681]

@@nglredsus9451 "its evolving , but backwards"

[@chaoticsilver8442]

No no no, to become a teen, Deadpool here clearly cold clocked somebody in the streets, and then ate the corpse. Making it officially evolution.

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

"But you can change that"

[@SirDurbington05]

1:21 Strength: F R A N K

[@SirDurbington05]

@Kennystoast Yeah, and then it said Crank lol

[@huang111]

@@SirDurbington05 I only realized after it said e rank

[@y0kian]

@@SirDurbington05 crank the frank

[@SirDurbington05]

@@y0kian DRANK the FRANK CRANK

[@aceofanimation4325]

1:18 Strength Frank 4:49 Strenght Crank 7:20 Strenght Brank

[@goatgang6461]

"Eveything dies now, get inside of me and please be close to enough" "Soo huuuge." Pretty sus, Cap.

[@huang111]

Literally every thing he says is dirty jokes lol, pretty much everything he says can be taken out of context

[@som3rand019]

@@huang111 and that's no cap

[@toddofthelake1182]

@@som3rand019 no that is cap

[@acrownamedblue6390]

Awesome pfp

[@goatgang6461]

@@acrownamedblue6390 thanks!

[@onebilliontacos3405]

If you want to take a look at a game similar to these in style yet also less time consuming, you should check out "cow evolution" or "shark evolution". They are both hours upon hours long, but have way more evolutions that appear more quickly which would make for a more content packed video.

[@AsherLovesSongs]

Yes that would be great

[@nazmameah3810]

Great be would that yes

[@RhinoHorn7]

that great yes would be

[@Jwsponky]

...Well that is a series I haven't thought of in moons. Wasn't there also a goat and a sloth version? And I haven't the foggiest how many others, same concept just reskinned with different animals?

[@Jtgolden]

I use to play this when I was young and on my moms phone. The memories are coming back

[@donniexiong6306]

Me too I remember playing these types of games when I was that but a wi little lad.

[@PikachuYoutuber.]

Dude the game is like made in 2020 it's not even a year old yet

[@Jtgolden]

@@PikachuKZbinr. no it wasn't it was the update your thinking.

[@therobro6954]

What is it called

[@Jtgolden]

@@therobro6954 alpaca evolution

[@chrisshaules8954]

“It’s either god or nothing at all.” -CaptainSauce 2021

[@CJ_1406]

"They're quite clearly still alive." - CaptainSauce 2021

[@lincolnferrabee4155]

Me too

[@IlyaNLeo]

I want to like their comment but i don't want to ruin the perfect number of likes that they have xD

[@Mollyannice1]

The reason This game has so many uploads is it’s old. It was popular on Tumblr way back in 2012 maybe 2013. There were a few good Tumblr beloved games back then.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Captain sauce: *makes a video on an evolution mobile app* Me, who’s playing blobfish evolution at the same time: a game to surpass blobby gear

[@bluebeka2458]

Image the alpaca God trying to fight the blobfish God... Are they open to sugestions for games tho?

[@Skibidi_Rukia]

Basically the same game lol

[@lordofpigs2487]

He already played blobfish evolution

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

@@lordofpigs2487 yes

[@onebilliontacos3405]

20:41 When your both god yet are also only 58% done with the game

[@moxxieNmils_]

just by watching the first minute of this video I already knew it was gonna be really weird

[@Mido_Jaara]

For me , it was by seeing only the thumbnail 🙂

[@x-manj.andfrostgold28anima93]

true

[@kingconrad4577]

“We picked up smoking, and running.... and depression” Seems pretty relatable

[@katachromai]

Did cap just post not in the middle of the night * Insert wait thats illegal meme here*

[@Bittheking]

I know right he usually posts around 10:pm for me so im still up but still

[@fastoutnotforkids7192]

@@Bittheking where I'm from he post around 9:00pm.

[@taakofromtv150]

Evolution of alpaca begging is probably the sequel to this game

[@eduardothephoenix205]

The most-distinguishing physical differences between alpacas and llamas are their size, their hair, and their face shapes. ... Their faces are also dissimilar: alpacas have small, blunt faces with short ears, while llamas have more-elongated faces with banana-sized ears. Another key difference is their hair.

[@eduardothephoenix205]

@Garcello join us

[@eduardothephoenix205]

@Garcello Notification and screw you

[@connorwells2646]

Alpacas are more furry

[@DOTMDeath]

Hello

[@watchdog4454]

Reminds me of the whole alligator crocodile situation

[@AdmiralAmagi]

Can confirm, this does work. I killed a person that was trespassing my backyard. I had to hide the evidence so I decided to eat the corpse. About a week later I became super buff.

[@sporesergeon6763]

“Will He Be A God, A Demon, Or A Professional Boxer? Only Time Will Tell” Cap 2021

[@lukamoon6094]

I have been a loyal fan of cap ever since he had 200k subs. Its great to see him on trending.

[@terranephrite9500]

I appreciate all the time this man sinks into these games for us

[@keegyn]

Im being serious i think captain sauce is one of the best or the best game playing KZbinrs ive been here since before 200k i found the channel near the end of life of kevin i think because thats when i started watching then one thing led to another i was suggested more captain sauce and i haven't looked back since i still laugh everyday because of you captain sauce thank you.

[@zachsmthinorother6574]

"We evolved and now we have casual smoking, jogging, and depression." -CaptainSauce, 2021

[@sinmumgaming3370]

"how many ads do i haft to watch to reach insanity?" One. One sir Sauce One.

[@crablord8499]

"This isn't the insanity?" Me who has already played the game: Oh you have seen nothing yet...

[@emoore16]

Thank you for not spoiling the end

[@bluebeka2458]

@@emoore16 Like you didn't know that those kind of japanise games will end up in madnes. C'mon.

[@emoore16]

@@bluebeka2458 I should of seen that coming thanks for slapping me back into reality

[@jigokunohi6538]

Ccaarrrrrrllll that kills people!

[@sarthaks5443]

Oh you have seen some crazy dip shit and alpaka body horror

[@retr0fusion46]

I tried Cap's evolution strats and I can now breathe underwater

[@damianneeley5121]

Day 57 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

[@miguelmazariegos1914]

Wait that's true??

[@galrhmn40]

Dude it's samurai not samari

[@plagueman049]

@@galrhmn40 Leave em alone

[@JudeDude1]

He already tested that :|

[@lrd_pistachio7370]

@@galrhmn40 leave the man be we arn't all weeaboos

[@ameyavenkatesh395]

we need more games like this

[@cheesemonkey442]

Cap: "They're quite clearly still alive" Not anymore

[@thewideseal1193]

Captain sauce playing games like these are the perfect videos to watch on the toilet

[@beetle6746]

The llama looks like a creature from a short meat canyon would make and I would love to see that

[@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT]

"Is it Galactus?" Truly, it is worse. Galpactus

[@naelie2288]

I’m happy we’ve been getting long videos however make sure you don’t get burnt out! Excited for this video🥰

[@chaostheultimayt]

Alpaca: absorbs his own kind. Dusknoir: I’m not going anywhere near that thing!

[@HIAMNK]

I saw the alpaca and thought it was a Garfield with a really long neck

[@FishtheExorcist]

You should check out the sequel, this one was really funny and I think you’ll enjoy the second game

[@elviswagner]

Cap, I feel like if you played any PvZ game, you can definitely narrate it and play VERY well.

[@terencebhala6092]

Yes, please.

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

He would be really good at that game

[@Iamonceagainaskintobuildawall]

The fact he made a point in the beginning is insane

[@mpz952]

Ah yes watching a drug induced video by cap while dying of corona in my bed.. my favourite pastime

[@COMRADE_chad_broski]

bruh i really hope u dont have the virus and its not something to joke about

[@mpz952]

@@COMRADE_chad_broski I do

[@mpz952]

but im getting tested and im gonna hate it so much

[@tthemmefatale]

Bro are you ok-

[@mannamedisaak3316]

@MPZ are you ok I hope you don’t have it

[@superwolftheezioauditore6166]

CaptainSauce: “but what happened to the unicycle actually I don’t wanna know” Me: “he fell wrong”

[@redactedoktor]

“We evolved, and now we have casual smoking, jogging, and depression.” Is he talking about alpacas or humans?

[@noisepuppet]

A biologist appears and confirms that this is how evolution works. He is 15m tall and weighs several thousand kilograms. I look forward to being absorbed.

[@malariatheepicvirus1877]

i saw the reminder that this was uploaded so i went on my laptop and so now here i am

[@AwesomeSimmo]

I literally got two alpacas today. Can't wait to see them run on two legs.

[@the_orion_nebula]

Cannibals:LIES

[@matthefantasy9053]

Well they only eat part of humans, never absorbing them

[@BeJustRin]

10:58 "get inside of me!"

[@zelfram6856]

The alpaca is going to be so grotesque that it's going to turn into the meatcanyon artstyle by the end of this game. (edit 1) I was right and me after seeing the end of this game after installing it on my phone to play the game as well: DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!

[@zelfram6856]

@Ephraim Gonser The game whom must not be mentioned is: Alpaca Evolution

[@auri3093]

When he said Picked up smoking, jogging, and deppression, I was drinking water and spilled it all over myself and my glasses. This is why I usually dont drink or eat when watching CaptainSauce, but I forgot the rule since I haven't watched his vids for about a week. I know, shocking, but I wanted to watch all off the most recent ones in one big marathon.

[@209inety]

He got me on that killing someone and eating their entire body to evolve ngl 😓

[@jadestar0883]

I can’t but enjoy the strange games that Captain Sauce finds. I’m beginning to think these developers make these unusual games on purpose.🤣😂🤣😂

[@WorldWeave]

I really want to see him complete this game…just to see how he reacts

[@IlyaNLeo]

Same xD

[@bojandels5937]

Captian Sauce: It goes, A, B, C, D, F. Random First Grader: Yeah that's how you do it!

[@kirbotheloser6368]

It’s been a while since I watched ya. And your still as funny as before

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

8:21 damn, we're not even halfway through the video and the monstrosity from the beginning is already here.

[@gort9343]

ok we evolved, and we picked up casual smoking and depression. - Cap 2021

[@gort9343]

I better get some dislikes for some absolute garbage of a comment

[@therandom1943]

This game is so old i remember playing it back in 2012

[@tonistewart1453]

He's not muschamp he the goddest

[@TomatoGoose326]

W-What?

[@TomatoGoose326]

Could you repeat that please

[@GhostHelwig]

I read the first strength level as Frank, because the word rank was so close to the F, and everything just got weirder from there. Lol. This video was hilarious. I love these bizarre games so much. 😂

[@SirBanan28]

See I did knock-out someone then eat them, didn't evolve, this game is wrong It was a Fornite kid, don't worry

[@bethanievonende7630]

Been here since 1.2 million congratulations 🎊🎉

[@NexusMoa]

The “E” grade is an American grade. It’s just a different “F” maybe a little bit better

[@sassyqueen790]

CaptainSauce: How about the two of us merge😉 Diana: Sorry, we not in the same level😒

[@puroanimates2956]

0:05 i came here only because this sounds like vore XD

[@Gavtheman-gf6bk]

Ewww

[@lolavenegas]

What

[@Dolacola-z]

⁠​⁠@@lolavenegaswhat’s vore

[@foxstars23]

Gore?

[@rjpederson2261]

dont comment stuff like this.

[@dreadreamer5192]

I 100% thought that the first strength level was supposed to be Frank. And I was like "What a weird level system"

[@webkarma9654]

I believe these games' protagonists are Elder Gods of some kind Edit: Or Trevor Henderson Creations

[@n1thecaptain965]

8:02 depending on how thick it's skin is, humanity would probably be able to kill it with a WW1 tank or anti tank weapon, an M2 Browning would turn him into Swiss cheese with no problem

[@Armaldo468]

In addition to that, I reckon there are at least a few creatures that-contrary to the game’s claims-could probably wreck the thing. Elephants come to mind. One does not go mano y mano with a healthy adult African elephant and *not* get utterly curbstomped. A proper hippo could likely crumple this freakshow as well. Those things send Nile crocodiles flying and turn boats into driftwood. The aforementioned crocodile might stand a chance as well, although its odds would probably be lower than the elephant and hippo. American alligator might have a higher chance than the croc, given the ridiculous attack speed of those beasts: they’re typically around the length of a small pickup truck, and can lunge like half their body length in roughly the time I take to snap my fingers. Basically, they’re about as quick as the mutant alpaca, and could probably cripple or kill it if they catch the right part of it. Still probably lower odds than the elephant and hippo, though-much to my chagrin. While we’re at it, let’s throw in the only other thing in nature than can tangle with that crocodile I mentioned earlier-the anaconda. While I’d normally argue that anacondas and crocodiles are more or less on a similar power level, I think the anaconda has several advantages here that both crocodilians lack. Punches mean nothing to a steroid-infused tree trunk with a bad attitude and a propensity for twisting itself into tight coils. And finally, polar bears and grizzly bears seem like pretty good matches for this thing as well. The monstrosity might have an absurd height advantage over everybody I’ve listed, but it really doesn’t sound like this particular form is all that much stronger than most of the critters I brought to the party. It probably punches about as hard as the bears-both of which which *are* capable of shattering the spines of many things comparable to and larger than alpacas, killing their targets almost as quickly as the mutant alpaca does. They’re not going to be impressed. Apologies for the novel here; I’m a literary nerd with a love for our planet’s awesome animals and a knack for rambling. I also sometimes write as a hobby-can ya tell?😅

[@quezbaxr8691]

Cap: How about the two of us merge? The neighbors hearing bangs in the middle of the night: WHAT IS THAT NOISE I CAN'T GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Andrew-bv8pf]

Upgraded alpaca. 10 out of 10. Would recommend

[@Sus-lo1ul]

When I started watching this I hoped it wouldn’t end like blob fish evolution and when I finished watching this it did

[@greengamer2026]

I remember this game from like multiple years ago. God the nostalgia.

[@IndonesianWOLF.]

This is one of the best yet the most terrifying Japanese game I've ever seen

[@Arixandrine]

"we picked up casual smoking.... and.. jogging (?) and depression!" this described the last 2 years of my life in a way that i could not describe any better

[@trueblueflare]

Ah yes, the peak of game design.

[@nikolaasheeres3276]

Nobody: Captainsauce: "Hit him with a nuke" Americans: "Hey that our job"

[@loganenniss6507]

North korea aswell

[@flacopwa2976]

To sauces way of evolution I did that last weekend who doesn’t

[@aimposter8388]

Cap:He’s so strong he’s ripping himself apart Me:🤔 I think that there is an anime for that

[@amandapanda5087]

*Deku has entered the chat*

[@rahulmohan8172]

Congrats on getting 38 trending for gaming man, been a long time fan

[@prettybaby7976]

I love Captain's video's no matter what he does or what game he plays or what he says

[@carisaweathers5461]

Plot twist: The alpaca was just a human getting tested in a alpaca suit, and the "evolution" is just getting absolutely showered with chemicals every 4 minutes.

[@lb6451]

The first minute of this video is gonna cause so much chaos you can’t even imagine

[@Mushroompixie25]

0:05 is just pure chaos

[@orange4orange1234]

This is the best mythic alpaca Pokémon

[@sgtturdfergusonps4668]

We need the dog cam. WE CAN NOT FORGET THE DOG CAM

[@baron268]

Well I'd like to see a series of this vid if anyone else agrees then like if not then don't its your chose.

[@lahavmorris9919]

I forgot alpaca evolution was a thing, dam this gives me memories.

[@heathgaming990]

cap: “THIS ISINT INSANITY.” me:insanity no THIS IS ALPACA

[@Johanimate]

So Kevin Sauce's farm does have Alpaca

[@stg2543]

I litterally saw some guy on dutch TV who looked exactly like you, just, you know, taller, and more dutch. For anyone wondering the TV show was called "help mijn man is klusser" wich translates to "help my husband is a handyman"

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS, Mischief to Couple series of games, and Deeeeer Simulator!

[@lvr.aliinaa]

I think the ''Alpacas'' are secretly little hoomans because when it gets to the information thingy there's a hooman face and hooman hair on top