How fireworks got me banned from all grocery stores

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A new grocery store opened then quickly closed forever in Fireworks Mania.
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[@hmm_whattodo475]

Cap is slowly becoming gamer jesus with each upload, and i'm all for it

[@illocality]

LOL i noticed that when he first came back 😂

[@bIoxby]

wouldnt that just be critikal

[@darkwolfstudioes]

​@@bIoxbynah he's gamer God

[@king_of_the_ducks178]

​@@darkwolfstudioesno the joke is moist critical looks like Jesus

[@Ur_Legatus05]

Should we build a religion around him?

[@thedeepabyss5754]

Well, after a full year, I believe we’re back to the normal schedule!

[@Camzgotgamz]

Don't jinx it Now, we just got him back lol

[@jcslushee7875]

YEAHHH BABY, THATS WHAT IV'E BEING WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT, WHOHOOO

[@Roman_the_black_cat]

Yay😊

[@bradymiclea1705]

No i think he is just trying to sell the plussh

[@king_of_the_ducks178]

​@@bradymiclea1705I'm trying to sell feet pics

[@wolfstormog1045]

I absolutely love how cap has the absolute perfect timing to almost think the fire works didn't go off and is about to say something before they go off, makes me laugh everytime.

[@SilverFoxeGames]

I was having a really bad night, thoughts about questioning my self-worth and other things, and was trying to watch youtube to forget it, or at leasdt feel good enough to go to sleep okay, and after a few other videos, this one was the one to make me truly cheer up. Thank you cap, and I really love all the content you make, whether i end up watching it or not

[@WatermelonBear07]

Hey mate, hope your doing better, captain is fricking awesome with every upload. Really hope your doing better.

[@SilverFoxeGames]

@@WatermelonBear07 i am for now, but thanks for being concerned

[@economy-inc]

CaptainaSauce is the cure to depression

[@divinecrusader4258]

Hey, man, just wanted to let you know that things _will_ get better. I've had thoughts like that, too, we all do, you just gotta find a way to tune it out, and push through. And always remember, no matter how much you think you don't matter, you do. Even a stranger like myself can tell you that. Take care, brother!

[@randomracoon8467]

i love cap having to take breaks from uploads because of eye issues… and then immediately looks at fireworks called strobelicious and fear of the dark 😂

[@gediewald5846]

I think he needs the glasses that block the Rays from your computer screen or whatever the hell those things do

[@randomracoon8467]

@@gediewald5846 maybe but i’m not sure if it does anything because the light still goes through in some degree

[@tinypinkittycat]

@@randomracoon8467 it lessens the intensity without affecting the actual screen brightness and contrast. The science behind it is complex.

[@aspenisthebest]

@@tinypinkittycat What about the night setting you can use? I never use any electronics without it on because the regular screen is way too jarring, and if you get used to it, I feel like that'd be really harmful to your vision.

[@MissileVidsYoutube]

​@@aspenisthebest i turned on the night mode for all my devices, phone, laptop, even the touchscreen in my car, now i feel like im gonna go blind looking at someones phone that doesn't have it

[@fivepandas1]

Not even two minutes in and I've already laughed more than I have this entire day. This is a reminder of why you're my favourite KZbinr.

[@vaultdweller7904]

Cripple a kid

[@MD_Uzi02]

@@vaultdweller7904 The hell?

[@ManduckYT]

​@@MD_Uzi02you heard him

[@Milkman132]

@@vaultdweller7904I’m on it sir

[@comicalramblingriddle]

​​​@@vaultdweller7904something cap would do in any video game as you saw at 2:19

[@olivedude]

12:46 pov: hiroshima, Japan, 1945.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

11:05 "We desperately need more people in Jesus"

[@crystianwilliams1282]

\ -/ / -\

[@Unseen_Sight]

Wow, your schedule is actually pretty constant now. Keep the work up, captain! Edit: rest in pasta sauce to my notifications

[@WinterFN.edits_]

Hoping we get more uploads soon 🤞

[@randompencil2761]

Don’t jinx it 👾

[@kangaroot_]

​@@WinterFN.edits_we are. He's planning 6 uploads in the next weeks

[@WinterFN.edits_]

@@kangaroot_ LETS GOOOOO

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

​@@kangaroot_I don't know if you remember but didn't he say it was something to do with his eyes

[@ItJamesGames]

what did we do to deserve this awesome consistent content

[@Roman_the_black_cat]

We bought the plushie i guess

[@V4L4T1N3]

Almost a 6 month gap of none

[@adamschnugg9458]

@@V4L4T1N3 Worth

[@shootthecow69]

i remember when he did it daily that was a feat

[@Uncle228]

Jesus is alive and well in the form of a Canadian psychopath

[@humblegaming7988]

10:42 the face of fear, mixed with questioning life choices

[@GhostHelwig]

I’m having an absolutely terrible chronic pain day and for twenty two minutes I was too busy laughing to care. 😂 Thanks for the upload, Cap!

[@aspenisthebest]

I hope you feel better

[@doggo4078]

I love these videos. It’s captainsauce having fun while testing a game to its breaking point. With content like this I’m more than happy to wait for it.

[@jandagamer4069]

He never fails to spread my cheeks

[@illocality]

i love watching people have fun it puts a smile on my face 😂

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

@@jandagamer4069 Dayum, proof or it didn’t happen

[@jandagamer4069]

@@Tweedle-Stupid im a minor

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

@@jandagamer4069so am I. Proof or it didn’t happen.

[@drifting_penguin4317]

Seeing the customers get torn across space time made me almost drop to the floor laughing

[@albatrossmania3219]

You know it’s a good week when cap doesn’t get kidnapped for 2 months

[@memetheme7558]

7:32 that's what you call a crappy bomb

[@matthewboire6843]

Hahaha

[@Junkco]

Classic sauce, risking his eyesight for our entertainment. Thank you cap, glad to see you uploading again.

[@Skeleton52925]

I think was only from vr

[@Junkco]

@@Skeleton52925 With how bright fireworks mania is most the time, I'd say both could be a cause of risk

[@idonthaveaname3613]

FR HES PLAYING THE BLINDING GAME

[@Junkco]

@@idonthaveaname3613 I bet next he's gonna be playing the **blinding** of Issac

[@DEelta2]

​@@Junkcowow so funny *hangs myself

[@Q.M.I]

Was waiting for this episode for ages now. And "I need a Janitor and a Priest" made me laugh so hard my side hurt after.

[@kame813]

0:27 now that's a shitty bomb

[@lovesicklunatik]

Ah yes, casually murdering children I see 2:18

[@matthewboire6843]

Simple and easy

[@KimJongUn690]

Heycaptainsauce, i’d just like to say i really appreciate all youve done for this channel and that ur still posting even tho you have eye troubles. A true legend

[@illocality]

he has eye troubles?? i never heard of it..

[@KimJongUn690]

@@illocality yeah thats why he hasnt been posting as often i forgot what its called. Or atleast so ive heard

[@squirtleskiljack_2560]

yeah he has iritis@@KimJongUn690

[@glamze]

it was the reason why he stopped doing vr videos@@illocality

[@fire_flame_1228]

@@KimJongUn690it’s called iritis/Uveitis

[@tindrigamer]

it's awesome that the captain is uploading more consistently after a while! every new upload makes my day :)

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

I so glad he's back to it

[@orion1041]

The reason they get stuck in the ground is because the force just comes all out full force in every direction for a set radius. So for example, let's say you set off six moabs in a grocery store. "Hypothetically" then in that set radius the maximum amount of force is being applied to everything within that radius. And if they happen to overlap radius wise what's going to happen? Is that one ragdoll is going to get hit with two very very strong gravitational forces at the same time. Pretty much just clipping them into the dirt immediately

[@tristanmcgrath552]

Intercontinental ballistic timmy 14:45

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea XD

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Icbt

[@Frosty-ny2vo]

I think I speak for us all when we say that celebration for the captain is the least we do, glad your back you've made me laugh during some of my worst moments

[@user-py7xy1qf4y]

2:13 Cap: I dont have all night, How about we just- *Snipes child.*

[@desdmonad125]

0:41 *"Can we get a cleanup on Isle 3? I need a janitor and a priest."* -CaptainSuace August 2023

[@NetherTak]

Great to have you back cap!! Love your videos. Hope your eyes get better soon!

[@bluelobster1389]

19:29 it’s official captain sauce is Oppenheimer and started the fallout franchise at the same time

[@Cool-764]

8:00 bro created 2 new suns

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea

[@Sheng14]

7:50 lol

[@mikelewis3638]

I absolutely loved it!! Haven’t laughed this hard all year. This joy this has given me is beyond words. Because you wanted to level things so much I recommend a game called Tear Down. I would really really love to see you play that. Thank you sooooo much Cap!!!!!!!

[@Flox8er]

He should definitely play Teardown sometime.

[@crocalgaming5096]

So glad Cap is trying his hardest to upload more often ❤😅

[@Fihrs]

ive known this man for years. i have grown up watching this channel since the day it began and i simply cant get away from this tomato comedian god. he may have his ups and downs but over the years, in my opinion, he has become one of the greatest youtubers. i know a lot of people wont agree with that but theres something in this man's sauce that just screams "True Captain" to me

[@aspenisthebest]

I feel like cap has the most consistent subscribers. Once you find him, you keep watching. For so many other channels, most come and go, but there seem to be so many people who are still watching cap even after years and years.

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

12:32 when you crack the wrong joke at the thanks giving dinner

[@mrpineappleplays]

7:24 you could say he had explosive diarrhoea

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Diarrhoea?

[@haywirellamma370]

@@kingstonlovely7404yea djarrhoea

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

Casually turns the parking lot into Pompeii

[@JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse]

this man rarely uploads, but when he does, it is one of the greatest videos of all time

[@gamemasternintendoo]

12:56 Apparently the explosion set off the stores nuclear payload. 😊

[@brainfreezex4435]

Who else is happy that sauce is back on the grind

[@swatofficerjd8782]

Yes

[@liethaboy]

I sure am 😎😎😎

[@PaNdA-rq8cw]

Definitely me

[@illocality]

definitely me

[@amarquez707]

It’s great to see you somewhat consistently posting. Love to have you back Captain!

[@Boss_man41]

(10:53) Someone call a chiropractor and an exorcist

[@annie_are_you_ok]

I've just loved your videos so much, they're hilarious. I'm glad you're slowly back 🎉

[@Tzyqfb]

cap just ignores those nuclear bomb at 4:30

[@SufferingforSuccess]

I have been sick for a good week now, and like many people your content brings me such joy to see. It's to my understanding that it is hard for you to upload as often as you used to, but every upload is well worth the wait. As someone who has been watching your content for about a third of my life at the moment, i cannot express my gratitude that you continue to upload even when it is difficult. Thanks Cap!

[@victordiaz2755]

It’s great to see you again Cap, been wanting to watch another video from you ! Keep it up

[@neonicsouls4664]

Good to see cap still making quality content

[@michealpineapple6920]

It’s great seeing cap uploading more content hope your eyes get better soon too

[@dest3005]

CaptainSauce and fireworks mania. The perfect duo.

[@memesithink]

I find it incredibly cool that he chooses to be anonymous with no one knowing his name age or height or weight. yet he still made a huge following. great job cap. I hope you get better and come back to uploading frequently. best KZbinr out there.❤

[@imtrashatgames856]

Thank you so much for coming back and making awesome videos

[@Game_Hunter47]

Its always a good day when cap uploads

[@Saitama6921]

Love seeing cap back after only 6 days instead of a few months; seeing my favorite KZbinr upload again that soon is nothing short of a blessing.

[@malarifa]

"We desperatly need more people äh in Jesus" 11:00 Cap 2023

[@talon3318]

Nice to see you back man I'm glad your taking your time and thank you for planning 6 more videos

[@fuckoff9137]

2:42 - “keep a low profile” also makes a door float and puts it on sale 😂😂😊

[@stimey599]

Haven’t seen your videos in a while nice to see your still making great content!

[@illocality]

i’m surprised he’s kinda under the radar in terms of youtube celebrity’s, even though he makes amazing content

[@sansthedog]

Love the more frequent videos sauce! I hope this means your eyes are getting better again!

[@SnaptainMarvel]

Cap I'm glad your back. Hope you are healthy and prioritize your well being over getting uploads out.

[@thegunreaper3418]

19:57 Oppenheimer pov

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Oppensaucer

[@akkegaming]

I almost can't belive it! Captain"giga"Sauce has delivered yet another video after a long radio silence. You are my childhood and am wishing the best to you. stay strong & safe Edit: I just realized you have been getting your schedule up just amazing for you dude!

[@VrsKadi]

It’s good to see captain posting more often again!

[@rolandkarimdesucatan5118]

Wait wait wait, wasn't cap dealing with eye issues? Or maybe computer issues, but if it's eye issues then this is the source of his problem. Respect him for still playing.

[@JeffTheBestest]

Hooray! He's back! Glad that you're uploading more consistently, cap. Let's hope this is the start of a resurgence!

[@hhowdy]

I’m so glad your uploading again did you see the Little Nightmare 3 trailer? :)

[@Guy_489]

Congrats I give you the crown of the first person to comment here

[@rachelliamsmum]

You're first 🥇

[@hhowdy]

@@Guy_489 ayyyy

[@munkeke]

its always a good day when the captain uploads

[@Eventide15]

He always puts me in a better mood when I watch his videos.

[@McChimkin123]

"sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, I'm NOT Sorry, I'm NOT gonna change, it's going to happen again". **nuke proceeds to go off** I believe that I speak for most of us viewers when I say: we wouldn't have it any other way.

[@bunnehh]

this game is always fun to watch! glad to see you posting more again, cap!

[@dragonfly2649]

I’m always so happy when he comes back

[@theonlyatlas]

i remeber seeing captain sauces older videos back in the day and every video made me have myself piss myself laughing its crazy to think that captan sauce is still here in 2023 just proves that cap will never die one quick thing though BRING BACK GG!!!!!

[@cyburn7856]

“Im not sorry, im not gonna change.” You tell them captain, you stay you. Also nice timing on that explosion.

[@matthewbendle6322]

I’m glad to see the return of this game!

[@Spider.Of.War-9000]

good to see you back cap thanks for all the good laughs btw love all his anti appologies

[@Spider.Of.War-9000]

the jesus hair looks good on anyone but i'm glad that that someone as comedicly talented as him gets the look

[@musicproductions1760]

I started watching you a long long time ago and just saw this and was surprised you still make vids, was also surprised how little you've changed keep it up

[@jellomello2112]

Love the vid man glad you're back

[@thegamingsamurai4129]

This man always finds a way to make me laugh, keep up the good work cap 👍

[@illocality]

Same

[@PaNdA-rq8cw]

He deserves more subs

[@spiegel7608]

He’s back! Once again, the Captain has returned! We missed ya man, and it’s been pretty tough from what I’ve learned on your Twitter. You’re great man!

[@Cypressus750]

Another new vid! Yes!! Just started watching the I expect you to die series yesterday after having Capt sauce recommend it while watching don't touch anything haha

[@Captain_Rex-7567]

I love the way he says sorry, like it hasn’t changed in all if the years I’ve watched him and i just love it, also im loving the jesus look

[@Sterling_sativa]

Me: typing a Jesus joke Cap: 20:47

[@Random_Guy56]

Keep the great work going, cap. They always make us happy.😊

[@merenguethesnail]

im so glad cap is back more now, hes my fav youtuber and i will bring home a little guy of my own >:3

[@2sinfulsansgamingactor622]

No, that's what I call a dirty bomb. 7:15

[@ShakaDude13]

7:29 that was good thing that you said that

[@PaNdA-rq8cw]

I love your content keep it up man I could watch it all day We've been there every step of the way

[@markthefan]

I missed you so much! I've watched you for years! The nostalgia I feel everytime I watch you!

[@secretstuff1556]

This man was my childhood and where I got my humor from i am so excited to see the next upload!

[@catrollop5601]

Yes more uploads from you. You make my day man

[@klemziboy1305]

You know it's gonna be a good day when Cap uploads

[@jasonclawmachinefundodatsa6471]

I love you came back to updating regularly and if you ever need some time out again we respect you and understand 😊

[@Davify]

Good to see you uploading again Cap! Hope to see more videos soon!

[@ethanwright3258]

at 12:35 in vid its just Oppenheimer

[@matvr6163]

Yo cappy thanks for posting we love you and your very funny 😂

[@lucasgraham7811]

Bro I just had the most overwhelming day and i can say seeing you posted made it a little better

[@glassysloth6016]

Im so glad Captain is back finally always worth the wait tho

[@whoevrdisis]

1:30 I laughed so hard💀🗿💀🗿💀💀

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Cody's secret basement tsar bomb sploded

[@Dede-mega-do-do]

@@kingstonlovely7404lol

[@tomahoratiu-andreas442]

1:25 The 4th of July fireworks got to him so much, he stopped being Canadian.

[@InsertedFeels]

Hey Cap! Long time fan! Thanks for giving us content (even though its been months) and risking your eyes to give us said content!

[@Shex_solayee]

i really missed your vids no joke im literally crying watching this captain is the best underrated youtuber ever