This Game Was A Mistake - Bitlife

[@darkgold1962]

CaptainS: Daddy Bohner Mommy Bohner Sister Bohner Doggy Bohner Me: He still has ads...

[@djalexander7723]

He goddamn funny

[@darkgold1962]

@Pikachuisloveandlife oh yea cant forget that

[@williamforney5005]

Poop

[@svenskaalvar8877]

It should be Doggy bohne

[@slimeboiyt2566]

XD

[@page.w9759]

"I have been freed! sweet relief!... Can I go assault somebody?" Captain Sauce-2019

[@mooriecesalty]

Me.

[@jasminamely8533]

Wait till he gets heart cancer at age 3

[@mooriecesalty]

@@jasminamely8533 Nevermind.

[@frankwest8694]

I'd lay low Man

[@monkesarecool4052]

God:Did u assault her Mike Bohner:yes God:What did it cost Mike Bohner:My life to a mug

[@oncetito758]

Sub to PewDiePie Lol

[@oncetito758]

Galaxy Crush3r yeah

[@lenartborjaklic1151]

Stop with the infinity war refrences

[@FlanneryYT]

r/UnexpectedTha-... *clicks "Read more"* oh nevermind...

[@mooriecesalty]

He got mugged.

[@ØwØ-p6t]

**gets slapped with a cup** bitlife: WHY R U STILL ALIVE

[@aprilbaca3538]

XD

[@SwordsmenNoobPlaysGG]

Bit life: U GET A FREE GRABE

[@EGGISCOOL1]

Xxd

[@dippydips6240]

XD

[@NothumanR6]

@@EGGISCOOL1 r Susy Sorry 😞

[@curtisleblanc5897]

6:54 *Health - 0%* Luna Richardson: You are in good health. Me: BULLSH*T! He was STABBED through the LARYNX!

[@priyankadebnathhore3123]

He was stabbed through the throat and survived but died to a cofee mug to the Clitoris

[@pringlezdude1596]

No one: Captain Sauce: Yes! Finally Im out of prison! Can I go assault somebody?

[@musictwinz8951]

I've played this for about a 1 year before him #he is a bit of a newb

[@mooriecesalty]

Me.

[@chrissquires2048]

Please do more battle cats

[@heathergragg5874]

Music Twinz do you mean #heisabitofanewb

[@tylershumway4392]

Not true look at my ex uncle

[@snowkitkat]

Captain Sauce: *drops out of School at 7* Captain Sauce “Now I am Forrest Gump!”

[@bonbonandpalsroleplays1588]

7:51 I Guess you can say.... You Got MUGGED C;

[@oncetito758]

BonBon And Pals Roleplays! Nice one

[@darkesthourstudios]

Badomp BINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!gGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! ggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Wait, He had no money! THE IRONY!

[@fabiolapineda6968]

*you see that sans is proud

[@Trisin-m3i]

*ba dum tsss*

[@fernandmarquetfirechicken872]

@@darkesthourstudios Don't scare anyone

[@robertbrown9151]

0:58 I once had my guy’s name be Michael Zhang but when he got married he was Michael Zhang-Bohner

[@adamstauder7844]

So we not gonna talk about how at 10:12 that stuff actually happend

[@hypnoticbeats7894]

The legacy of the bohner family returned🤣🤣🤣

[@arrrnora]

Mike: Yay it's my 13th birthda- Sister: OH NO YOU DIDN'T Mike: wha- *dead*

[@AceFranceSoloII29770]

For the song I made, revenge of blood, I axe cidently kill betty aka my wife mermutany

[@AceFranceSoloII29770]

My name is not weird you know, PLZZZZZ STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

[@soniczayne3042]

bohner

[@chewiestnose3961]

@JpotatoKingTheSqueaker with a coffee mug.

[@gamingmonkey0549]

“Doggy Bohner” LAUGH DAMN IT

[@frankwest8694]

Laugh

[@ghostboy3511]

No

[@kjdyha44]

What

[@kandsvlogs1429]

Yesp

[@lavendel6868]

No

[@Amateur.Nail.Art.1]

As always, your commentary during these little games are simply hilarious!! Love your videos! Keep it up!

[@jarl4772]

I agree! His videos are so funny!

[@Backtheblue1K29]

😂😂

[@tyhale6905]

Who realized his smarts were 37 as a baby and went lower the older he got

[@whitenight211]

Smart as baby stupid as adult

[@pkmnik1123]

True true

[@matthewborgen5018]

@@whitenight211 relatable

[@AkaThemeParkTycoon2Addict]

*WHAT!*

[@noahdoyle717]

Marvel clearly watched this video

[@Sisyphus_]

No one: Literally no one: BitLife: DiEd AgE 47. wAcKeD wItH dIlD0

[@lucid2661]

Hah godie

[@Bizarre-Daniel]

The blind man saw you and ran Oh that's fin... wait what

[@bubbyman0973]

I do not get it

[@franchescamanlapaz6843]

lmao

[@banger2652]

OH NO hahahahhaha

[@Mr.Dr.Mustach]

Captain Sauce: "OH NO IM DEAD OH NO IM NOT DEAD oh my dad died."

[@detectivecroissant7405]

Netallia Lawrence lol so true

[@fedbar]

“Doctor micro can put back on in a jiffy” captain sauce 2019 plus this game is a mislife

[@Kojinotinhere]

Noice

[@Unit-mh2sx]

actually it's Dr. Mikko

[@dondlo6267]

The game name BitLife and it Mikko not micro,Ayden Wolf got 0,00000000,0000001 IQ LOLOLOPPLLOLPPL

[@fedbar]

YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE YOU PEOPLE I DIDNT SPELL MICRO IT WAS THE AUTOCORRECT BUT THIS GOT TOO FAR

[@dondlo6267]

Jeez,chill man I know you insecure about your intelligent

[@marioplayz_0445]

Nobody: Literally nobody: captainsauce: Daddy bohner Mommy bohner Sister bohner Dog bohner

[@lilarikard4096]

Mike: stabbed in throat nothing happens Mike again: *dies by mug*

[@leviivy8774]

The way he changed his reaction to the death of the father is hilarious he went to disappointed, curious and sad All in a second

[@brieason]

8:08 You could say you were...mugged

[@aprilrose5949]

Amazing

[@SRGlalve]

I can see you out.

[@GA_131]

I had a life where my name was Taylor Taylor I feel her and Steven would get along... Or her name could be Stella

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Please, let us see more. I rarely laugh loudly from any KZbin videos, but this one had me in tears.

[@itsnoahgames]

“Him saying (bohner) 1000 times” me “getting one” me “ah hell”

[@hastvic]

Betty bohner. God I love BitLife

[@Adi_The_Gamer4158]

Bohner? I hardly know 'er!

[@InkyDustMan]

"Can I just get married or something positive?-" Cap, you're too impatient to work towards something positive. XD

[@fakeitsuper7364]

Ballistic lol

[@randomstuff9005]

2 Am okay time to sleep Captain sauce GOOD SIR WATCH MY VIDS ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

[@TrinitySoundss]

2:25 oooo Finland thats my country, if there is any finns here then: torilla tavataan.

[@Cosmic_RC2]

Torilla tavataan

[@olaka1659]

Suomi perkele

[@josephinestalin7414]

@@DiminquintalicusDilwonicus same

[@witheredfnafgacha3706]

@@josephinestalin7414 same

[@sselesUneeuQ]

9:02 I am playing Bitlife along with him. He's a male named Steven Stevenson and I am a female named Alexis Lewisham with a father names Louis Lewisham. I was born in Perth, Australia! (I'll also mention when he died in his first life- I surrendered my first life.)

[@Mia-sr2mo]

I couldn’t stop laughing during this whole video please make more BitLife videos

[@envioushurdle8116]

Starts riot,gets beaten up and, uh, oh god Captain sauce: is there going to be a world war going on, because I have pneumonia!

[@XanderReins]

He was scarred for life by the mug What the last 6 secomds of it

[@dvrkfae]

Haha that's what I was thinking

[@sparrowflyaway]

Well if your sister hit you with a mug and then backed off a little but still had it raised in the air, you’d probably be scared that she’d hit you again.

[@valiang8867]

Can't wait to see all this realized in Sims4 18:30 Orrrrrr n-not o_o...

[@repetaki]

that feeling when my country is in war with new zealand and i didn't even get invited to the party

[@dracovath]

1:58 The Baby's happiness is a cool number..

[@drago54321]

420

[@doctorsock666]

No views and 16 likes Typical

[@ducks7516]

Didi Gonzales yes it is typical

[@Hacker-pt3wm]

Do you want to know why that is? Views are only counted when the video is watched to completion. So, the likes occured before the person watched the video completely.

[@Donkey50]

True.... Very true👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖

[@HappyH00ves]

I agree with you!

[@thatsstoguy]

KZbin that’s not water that’s vodka!

[@comrade.1119]

8:13: I guess you can say that she had *MUGGED* you. XDDDDDDDDDD

[@zilliquin6644]

Shut up

[@shantesimmer7085]

I’m soooo happy you started playing Bitlife! I can’t wait for more!

[@katherineevert7401]

More BitLife episodes please! This absolutely made my day! 😂

[@abotnextdoor2148]

1:05 got me dead bro

[@princesspgaming3213]

You should play this game again there has been updates.

[@clumsycleetus6067]

Obviously theres been updates

[@princesspgaming3213]

@@clumsycleetus6067 of course

[@jellyfox957]

What the heck

[@Dr4koStormz]

Uh-huh

[@rocketdino]

No one: Not even an ant: Not even a single soul: BitLife: *ItS FreE REaL EStatE!*

[@MsLily0181]

I played the game and it is super addicting and my character’s name is “Mathew licker”

[@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598]

Me to lol

[@hatstorm1097]

1:00 I believe you. in one 42 generation game, i literally became a billionaire. throughout all of it “Rod Clutcher Real Estate” remained. also “Rod Clutcher Vehicles”. I didn’t make that name, but those 2 were used by 37 of those 42 generations.

[@freshfish7529]

Dying to a girl with a mug gives a whole new meaning to mugging

[@Djcedillo]

“Now I cant get anyone pregnant because I got rid of my dong!” -Captain Sauce

[@leehospelhorn9305]

Fucking genius

[@cadensarraille]

8:43 Mike bohhner happy 0 health 0 knowledge 40 looks 96 he is did and still hunky

[@Crittercove_4]

I've been waiting for this! I need more! Love you captain sauce, your my favorite youtuber.

[@Rabix_LOL]

captain sause: im gonna grow up to be smart boy also captain sauce: i got *the cold.*

[@mistah.cheese]

you died at the year of 7. you broke your toaster in the middle of heating it up. it exploded.

[@kr_sh_]

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE KZbinR💜 I love you, Cap 💜💙💜💙💜💙

[@amydraycott817]

Cap-wasn't me, We're gonna pull a shaggy me-wait when did shaggy say...(realises) oh the music artist not the cartoon character, oops

[@bhamsalvador2548]

You tried to rob a blind man but he saw you and you ran off VERYnotACCURATE

[@DanielF479]

Bruh moment

[@satan5458]

What wh what the fuck

[@NinjaSquid0208]

I like the fact that without skipping a beat he says "that bitch"

[@spencermartinello7326]

15:30 for anyone wondering I’m pretty sure 2.3 cm is less than an inch

[@samuelhenryguzman-santamar5258]

Cap: "My little brother started highschool" Me, wait, you are oldrr than him, not in highschool but he still goes to highschool? HUH?

[@waffleweirdo1252]

Maybe his brother skipped a few grades?

[@alexkhaid]

He dropped out of primary school

[@k8thegreat81]

I’m so happy that sauce is finally playing this game

[@doubledonut8661]

When New Zealand wins something that isn’t the rugby

[@aku3119]

In real life we would have won

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Idk south africa could win rugby quite easily

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@aku3119 who tf is we, judging by your name that's like scandinavian or something but idk

[@aku3119]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Finnish

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@aku3119 oh k

[@jimmyneutron1060]

People have played bitlife thousands of times while getting nothing odd. The FIRST time CaptainSauce plays the game, he gets a gay baby called Bohner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

[@ParanoidBigfoot]

Man, being from New Zealand myself, that bit at 2:34 in general is just amazing, blaming Finland for our capital's destruction XD Edit: Okay, I should have watched a bit more... New Zealand waging war on Finland is just priceless.

[@laggybro64]

Why my country

[@darthsauna1525]

The way you pronounce the finnish names🤣 (some of them were almost right)

[@thefinnishfarmer3422]

Why is this game trying make war with FINGLAND? Sori oon huono enkus mut hyvä suomessa🇫🇮

[@darthsauna1525]

@@thefinnishfarmer3422 jep

[@witheredfnafgacha3706]

**Confusion in german**

[@itzvxruspvp4865]

I am from Finland.

[@peruna9158]

Steven stevenson ei kyllä mun mielestäoo suomalainen nimi

[@amariafrazier2571]

Captain sauce : And I’m dead , oh no Im not dead OH NO MY DAD DIED ( covers his mouth 😂😂)

[@pokeguyzilla5597]

Half of the stuff Captian Sauce says in this video sounds like an innuendo.

[@Ratsikov]

Cap saying he's personally not gay and then saying "oh no she didn't" like 2 minutes later

[@thisistheraptor3444]

17:51 Captainsauce: aw my big sister got married. Oh now We’re squabbling that bitch

[@keegankistenmacher3375]

Omg I’ve never laughed so hard at one of your videos this was amazing and I need to see more!

[@royalblanket]

I know I've said this before, but you should TOTALLY play WorldBox

[@Mumblesvideos]

Only Captain Sauce would get the Bohner on his first try!

[@imperialguardsman5726]

I once got a Guy named gaylord crapo

[@voro8561]

Are we not gonna talk about how CaptainS knows he’s straight but is fine with playing a gay character? We need more people like that

[@pencilwarts1385]

I'd love to see more bitlife, the humor pf the game combined with your humor is amazing

[@thelegendarycheesedragon]

2:34 i almost laughed so hard I died

[@YouthForEuropeGeorgia]

8:05 WHA- BEST REACTION EVER

[@pheonisterplays9052]

8:06

[@whatislife3645]

I really liked this game! really hilarious situations, sadly he did only more gameplay of it, but thats better than nothing for sure

[@ZeeNastee]

CallMeKevin has done a ton of this game, him and Cap are both great.

[@MidnightHowling]

You know, Cap, there is a lot more you can do now on this game (being a juvenile delinquent, robbing a train, booty call your exes....etc) Maybe it's time for the third episode. Also, I love your videos, it's good to have a life whether it be with Kevin or Missfortune, keep up the good work!

[@nathanvanek6479]

2:52, I see Finland finally is out of neutrality.

[@BIackDragon]

mike bohner: died weird kids: *hE GOt MUgGED*

[@The-devour-of-light]

That’s a Mug shot

[@firebird3240]

Please do more it's hilarious

[@krstalhammett559]

Captain sauce my sister kill me with a mug are you kidding me Me she might have a good mug shot

[@transplant8407]

MY NAMES RICHARDSON I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR 3 YEARS!

[@purplepandascripplingdepre4459]

I was playing bitlife when i saw the notification

[@crazywildmonkey6813]

Purple Panda’s Crippling Depression great name

[@simssims4lover815]

I Been watching the life of Kevin it so good!😂🤗❤️

[@adamxei9073]

I miss that little button.

[@duckindonuts]

Betty: HAPPY BIRTH DAY * kills with mug*

[@dynamitemike8495]

Wandavision writers: Heh Bohner… WAIT A SECOND

[@karenmurphy464]

Finally

[@Garbage_truck99]

4:28 my Aunt works at a "Baby Jail"

[@slightylydumb]

Do you mean daycare

[@matthewboire6843]

That daycare, kid jail is called school

[@Garbage_truck99]

4 years ago and I still don’t know what tf I meant

[@kingstonlovely7404]

​@@Garbage_truck99 joovie

[@averyconfusedknight3004]

Bois he’s hit trending again. Let’s give our lord and savior a round of applause.

[@kirbstomp2378]

AGREED

[@eddieleung5714]

Play Instlife, it's like bitlife but it was realased before bitlife. you can start a business,make music, and become a CEO.

[@sherrykirchoff5543]

“Terrorists bent on the destruction of Wellington… I started elementary school.” You know that meme with the British game show host? “Oh, nooo! Well, anyway…” Love that energy! 2:40

[@bananzaganza]

“Doggy bohner” 4:02

[@drago54321]

It's bonner not bohner learn to spell

[@Adelin_15]

@@drago54321 their name is bohner, read it

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s a happy dog. XD

[@syther3194]

"I guess I'm the only sibling now who can have a vagina!" -Captain 2019

[@bejariskinxbox2911]

I read that as he said it xD

[@sselesUneeuQ]

0:40 Alright, let's make some more KZbin money! Bitlife: I'm about to end this whole man's career.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

7:48 A larynx for a spine. Betty Bohner: This is probably the worst trade deal, in the history of trade deals, EVER!

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

Sauce: my sister killed me with a mug!? Me: I guess you could say he got mugged

[@Hydrosomniac]

Captain sauce *Why no bitizen?*

[@nathanvanek6479]

18:21, WHAT?! What is this game?!

[@dryerlint3871]

bitlife

[@hunterxd3758]

I played this game before trust me its a good game also make a discord serevr like if u agree

[@amandapanda5087]

I have a captainsauce discord server

[@BigRibRon]

Amanda Panda wat it called

[@pipborebor2875]

Tip:press the top corner right to make your custom person

[@Snail.Slurpee]

8:05 Me whenever i see a ship that doesn't make sense:

[@zorrofoxx6352]

I got pneumonia in gr 3 at the end of the year. I missed the class party. 🙁

[@nbwnbw1451]

Oh no :(. Are ok now?

[@lumbagotv5404]

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