The Trojan Chicken Sneak Attack - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@stephenvarholy3755]

History lessons with Cap and TABS, this is an absolute win.

[@sageysorbet]

The opening was the most accurate retelling I've seen, I could probably do this for a school project.

[@sabinemargolis9983]

I thought he was going to throw in a joke but it was surprisingly accurate

[@OrangeEJuiceE125]

That's why it's called totally accurate Battle Simulator

[@ulightronx4259]

Daniel Large totally dude!

[@queurki3701]

Mhm maybe if your techer is a dombass

[@nojusisnarauskas2343]

It makes me think of season 2 when he’s going against speed o sound sonic and all he does is serious sideways steps and absolutely defeats sonic

[@FlanylShirtman]

"You'd have an easier time trying to get a monkey to write a best selling pre-teen novel." Stephenie Meyer: (rolls over, cries) How did he find out?

[@doseofpixels9382]

The reenactment of the Trojan Horse at the beginning is really good.

[@calenkneller1404]

Honestly better history lesson than actually history class

[@the_godbodor7026]

There’s just something majestic about seeing giant wooden chickens slowly fall to the side like lopsided dominoes simultaneously. Truly a sight to behold!

[@pieandcheese647]

“After hyping you up, you go and kick flip the chicken off a cliff” - CaptainSauce 2:25

[@meatytofu45]

"Kick flip a chicken off a cliff" is my new favorite quote.

[@scumbaglootgobolin5907]

Me clicks on the video:this comment Me wtf

[@user-cu3ly7so2h]

Third

[@Chubsome]

Try saying that really fast over and over

[@starplatinum1055]

It rotated to the left so that makes it a heel flip

[@spino650]

This will be my senior quote: Remember, "kick flip a chicken off a cliff" - Captain Sauce

[@thetarr2]

kinda different but fun battle "Protect the Priest" Line:Circle (Your side inside the circle) Win condition: Survive for 90 seconds (for you) Your Army: 1 priest Enemy Army: 5-10 of any non-ranged unit Rules:Dont kill any of the enemies, you can only use the grab power, and you cant buy anything.

[@pumpkin7906]

Smart

[@catherineblack9875]

"The Wobble Faction" 15 Wobbly horses,15 Raptors, and 15 Monk Raptors this would be a very interesting Comment Battle if you do it

[@Regularcayden1]

Reeeeeeeee

[@Toyhatty27]

Reeeeeeee

[@mememan4342]

Reeeeeee

[@firefox1118]

Also put 15 Raptor riders 15 of all types of wobbly horse's

[@lokithetrickstergod2100]

The ministry of silly walks!

[@mrchickinman9984]

"That one Knockout League fight with the Pirate" You: A SuperBoxer (Take control of him) Vs The Enemy: A pirate king

[@fionnarose1380]

That'd be awesome to recreate in tabs. Though it would be really derpy 🤣

[@mrchickinman9984]

@Jack Naefe yeah him

[@SomDude]

Great idea. Cap pls do it, and continue with knockout league, i wanne see him against upgrade, if u know what i mean. 😆

[@itsjustbread9724]

1:37 he found out he was in a captain sauce video and tried to scream like Patrick

[@sidewaysminecraftnugget2162]

To the people who have disliked, he is trying his best, is an amazing person, yall are just haters

[@yezdibulsara5177]

You are right his videos are very funny

[@kyle8393]

There are 10 dislikes, no I'm not one of them.

[@tryislika]

Well most people who dislike the video arn't people. YT has robots to make it look like the likes wern't bought and/or people dislike these videos because of the game.

[@sidewaysminecraftnugget2162]

@Paullly and so are you fam

[@vangonzales5048]

Exactly

[@joshumon5681]

*"The Fantastic Four of the Dynasty"* 1 Shogun with 8 Samurai's as the *"Sword squad"* 1 Sensei with 8 Ninjas as the *"Ninja star team"* 1 Lady red jade with 8 Taekwondo as the *"Kick squad"* 1 Monkey king with 8 Monk as the *"Stick squad"* put the *"Ninja star team"* at the back, and at the middle is the *"Sword squad"* at the left and right is the *"Kick squad"* and *"Stick squad"* and don't put the *"Fantastic Four"* close to each other cause they might kill each other. Vs. *"CaptainSauce"* with only 15,000 any unit *Except modded units*

[@TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF]

Underrated comment

[@tangibleGem]

Wow

[@salmanrizky1315]

Good

[@TriPixel3D]

"You guys go and kickflip the chicken off a cliff!" -Captain Sauce, August 1st, 2020

[@fletcherthunder3364]

7:57 around this time Smooth Criminal started playing. The chickens liked it.

[@arian.495]

Thank god it wasnt just me who noticed it😂

[@lukedemoncool3685]

I don't hear Smooth Criminal or you mean like that did in song when he tip over

[@shaun2566]

Clinceze Uzumaki he means the scene even the song dumbass

[@lukedemoncool3685]

Did you have to cause to say that tho

[@picklebobpie5314]

And that was a history lesson from tomato man

[@dlsn5]

Yes it was

[@SomDude]

You are so damn right 😲😂

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

We’re not even sure that the Trojan war even happened though, and there’s basically no solid evidence that the whole horse thing happened.

[@imabarbiegirlinabarbieworl9258]

Picklebobpie his name is Sauce or Cap

[@deleted868]

@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 r/whoasked

[@lapisdragon1237]

I'm going to suggest this again, considering the Greek theming. The Army Alexander the great sent to quell the rebellion of Athens. One king(Alexander the 6/10) 2 Ballistas 2 2x5 Phalanx 5 Horses(Of any kind) And 10 Archers. If you want a more detailed answer, go see my comment on your video about the indsturctable cactus. You laugh at the spelling while your at it.

[@colton9988]

Ricky Forstell what about the spelling

[@liguow]

Haha

[@jacobang4399]

Colton dirt bike Rider it’s wrong

[@crazydragon1790]

SCP -049 sir I need to contain you again, so if you will let me escort you to your cell, that would be great

[@rubyboi5819]

there's an Alexander The Great unit. Look at the part where he is putting the math guys and the cheerleaders.

[@Obunga_]

I just binged all 77 episodes in 3 days, keep up with the good episodes

[@billbike7975]

'the ultimate army' 20 shouters (in the front) 5 gunslingers (two on both sides and one in the middle a little far back) and 20 dead eye (in the back and ready to strike)

[@random547gu9]

Your the best youtuber i'm back re watching his tabs videos there truly the best also his other videos

[@pleasedontboo0320]

Agreed

[@persona4331]

Agreed

[@mr.mayfield7581]

You’re *

[@persona4331]

@@mr.mayfield7581 F

[@Bertolios]

Agreed

[@inconspicuouspotatoes2588]

Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3

[@skwid336]

Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3

[@tolaskusnier]

@@skwid336????

[@ΚωστήςΠαπαντωνοπουλος]

That is really offensive, 'cause I am greek

[@aydenator27]

Κωστής Παπαντωνοπουλος nah

[@ΚωστήςΠαπαντωνοπουλος]

@@aydenator27 I mean what the modder or TABS (I don't know which) did

[@tei3340]

hey sauce you gotta look at the 'back' of the miner the devs left a little surprise

[@wyattevans1536]

What is it

[@marcogonzales7070]

A keister

[@scarceboy3430]

he's seen it, he pointed it out when he was facing off the reaper with something along the lines of "you should've worn the pants with the back, because that's a WINDOW of opportunity for the reaper."

[@oof8493]

I'm pretty sure he knows already

[@sofr6270]

“Snuffy needs to get on a diet” - 10 mathematicians and 5 mammoths.

[@jannahcalayan2856]

Cool

[@jannahcalayan2856]

Cool

[@robonator2945]

different title : "Counting Calories"

[@skititietieiteite]

@@robonator2945 works well

[@echonikoee9924]

Alternative title: History lesson with saucyboi

[@JerryJoe9658]

yee'

[@gclanassistant2778]

I want cap to play tabs to show you history

[@commissargeko4029]

Comment battle: One of every melee unit vs one of every ranged unit (or if it would make the point cost more even two of every melee or two of every ranged) (also no broken units)

[@God-of-canine]

nick regetz 200 hoplites Blue|red Santama 1

[@bryanchen4075]

It's no fun for sauce if you make both sides of the battle

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

*Trojan horse has soldiers glitching out of it* Troy's king: seems legit

[@stovalllawncarellcstovall9922]

its a Trojan chicken*

[@konekomeh8648]

@@stovalllawncarellcstovall9922 it has 4 legs tho

[@genocidalyoukai7890]

@@konekomeh8648 nope, it has two legs and four wheels.

[@bobbymcspook2549]

“Creeper?! Aw man!” 10 Bomb On A Stick

[@arian.495]

Hey Cap...for the next episode of TABS, you can do a competition/arena type of thing, having all the factions fight against one another. Have up to 5 of each units be in each of the factions and for the sake of a battle-like feeling, use the big greek map (the one in this video)

[@keygainhebert5618]

"The Necromancing" 10 Skeleton Archers,5 Necromancers,1 Reaper,2 Skeleton giants,1 Skeleton As Sacrifice

[@GABoogeyman]

I'm a total geek when it comes to Greek history or mythology, so I was really happy that he gave a whole story for the Trojan horse.

[@somerandomwasian2794]

Thanks cap for bringing humor to KZbin in a spectacular fashion

[@fatcatsyay5007]

God powers vs a God: Bugs DLC vs one punch man. Note: use superbeam ballista

[@jj_yt3993]

"chinese fried chicken" 2 Trojan chickens and 4 chinese dragons

[@jordy2299]

It’s called a *dragon* in this game

[@maniwishihadthelongestname7641]

1:37 me: when corona is over

[@mrchickinman9984]

It's beautiful, The Chickins have reached our full potential. RISE MY BROTHERS! RISE!!!!!

[@sienbeckcohen]

I clicked on this video faster than james charles can say “ hey sisters” and I still wasn’t first

[@Taz.K]

Sien Beck Cohen hey bros/sisters

[@lainy8940]

same

[@susankavanagh7853]

Yes yes yes No no no no fuuuuuuuu

[@ApexHyperion]

You haven’t seen how fast James spits out that line you’ll be surprised how we can still hear him

[@quinsypagiemclegend]

Because KZbin is a child and cant count

[@admiralackbar3615]

Never thought this channel was informational! Well at least it has totally accurate action with it!

[@darkshroom5722]

I posted this on the last video: "Class has just begun" 30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher

[@adrianomaselli5097]

We have seen tabs units with bug dlc, but we never seen moded units with the bug dlc. So, what happens when you have a spinning emperor that is a tornado. To do this, you need the bug on, make all units spin, a emperor and 25 cheerleaders.

[@kabobete3848]

Caps explanation of the story of the Trojan horse was better than my history teachers

[@ianjessop7336]

0:53 Yay, story time with Captainsauce! Seriously, I'm surprised your so knowledgeable about ancient history. 0__0

[@goldengamerex9611]

"Unit dosent die" Captainsauce: Y u No DiE?!

[@doggwithdabutter5552]

“The pile is getting smaller, well the living pile atleast...” 14:29 😂

[@iheartgeckos9304]

Thanks again captainsauce for making me laugh in these hard times.

[@imabarbiegirlinabarbieworl9258]

Cap: *"there is a lot of Dead bodies mostly blue ones though."* Me: *"yeah I think that red's the imposter."*

[@kingconrad4577]

Me: sees the thumbnail Also me: visible confus- actually nevermind. This a mix of cap and tabs and stupid plus genius equels fun

[@sebastiankosnar2484]

i love that you always put a smile on my face even when im down thank you so much for this

[@The-legendaryrat]

I always know whenever I click on a captainsauce video I'm going to get some laughter out of it

[@dio8414]

1:00 little did he know a eye ball as big as a bowling ball would save the day

[@grandlordoffishandstupidit6538]

Comment Battle: "A Questionable Re-enactment" (Dynasty Map) 1 Trojan Chicken You may only use the Renaissance Faction.

[@paragamer85]

Not gonna lie, I was hoping to see what happens when the new super peasant has a cheer squad at his back.

[@otterboi]

What is one punch man is like the cactus, but most or all parts of his body are like the cactus suit?

[@swugtel6345]

Nice, earlier upload

[@BubbleBlue]

For me it’s a late upload it’s night

[@ApexHyperion]

This is very early for me. It’s four here and he uploads from seven to ten

[@motherlandst3454]

Bubble Blue2007 hello fellow european

[@oldprofile17]

Put the math guys with hundreds of cheerleaders, and on the other team have a bard with hundreds of priests.

[@MinionNumberQ]

I have a suggestion 1 Mathematician and 3 Trojan Chickens I really want to see what a math-boosted wooden chicken looks like

[@somemossystone]

2:27 After telling the whole story and hyping this up you guys go and kick-flip the chicken off a cliff

[@jaymoshette7159]

When I do dumb things in quarantine my wife says “no one is doing some thing this dumb in quarantine” also me, Shows her this video, my wife “well then...”

[@enderguardian7443]

good job on having a wife and enough time for captain sauce

[@ElectricLegend4]

I’ve never seen someone use commas to say it’s someone it’s always : instead

[@XeraTheImp679]

Custom battle idea: Snuffy learns math 1 Mammoth Vs 1 mathematician Like so captain can see this

[@jaysondavis9693]

Actually, in Roman times, one centurion controlled a small part of the army called cohorts, which contained 100 legionnaires, hence the ‘cent’ at the beginning of the name. The leader of the full army was called the imperator.

[@jaysondavis9693]

But, obviously, the Trojan chicken is completely accurate to history

[@necrotazer]

The wobbly horse inquisition: The leader of the attack is the calvary horse. He has 4 jousters as guards. A line of lasso horses. And a line of raptor riders because raptors are basically prehistoric wobbly horses.

[@caydentaylor500]

When it comes out you should play little nightmares 2

[@colehall8888]

He played the first so he probably will play the second

[@caydentaylor500]

Ya

[@throatychunk]

I just googled it and they are making a sequel, yeah he should play that

[@errr_4049]

Ye he should

[@TURBO._.Jubbs88]

Hi Captainsauce, I just want you to know how you have helped me for a long time. I would have a shitty day and when you upload you make it all better. Sometimes I'm so miserable I don't even wanna crawl out of bed. Sometimes the only reason I do is because I don't wanna pee in my bed. Some days my siblings are so annoying I want to remove their voiceboxes but when I watch your videos, I forget everything bad that happened. It is truly amazing how just one person can make an entire community happy. I love you (as a KZbinr) and other people do too. I hope you read this and I hope one day you and T Series have a subscriber battle. I will make 800 million accounts just to subscribe to you over and over again. I don't ever want you to stop uploading. I love you Captainsauce.

[@khiemtran9390]

Glad you're feeling better friend. 😊😊😊

[@orthobear2023]

That was touching

[@wo2wz_]

Why do people write long emotional paragraphs on a casual gaming video

[@TURBO._.Jubbs88]

@@wo2wz_ because Captainsauce helps me feel better when I'm down.

[@miaksol]

Hey he is a gaming channel there is no where else to right it

[@psycho7642]

“Reach for the sky” one of every unit with a gun

[@Bobo0216]

The Fortress (not the map) 5 walls in the front with 3 normal cannons seporating them 2 of that one unit I can't remember that shoots up with one money business gun dude on each side(like 10 feet away) and behind them 1 King with 4 harvesters surounding him and a pirate Queen 15 squires right behind the walls but in front of the gun guys No secret units or modded for you and NO TAKING CONTROL OF UNITS

[@dan4926]

Listen here cap; We all want to see the biggest tornado so go ahead give those small little tornados a push AND ADD TO THEM

[@hoddtoward2623]

I want cap as my literature teacher

[@fieryone3508]

That would be great

[@kfost_5677]

Dogs and Video games history you mean

[@therealgamerlegend6555]

@@kfost_5677 no u

[@KyleNunn213]

Me to

[@tychoplatt-brannon9434]

"The Confusion": Ten MaleStandard

[@aerohydreigon1101]

11:43 Old TABS fans: *I haven't heard that name in years.*

[@itgelmunhboldbat1671]

17:59 the shield walls are riding the hoplites

[@brockuribe363]

9:56 he put down 99 troops and I wish he totally put down one more

[@misticl__3913]

"eye to eye" dead eye's surrounding a mammoth on the second floors of the Renaissance faction's map

[@redacted7230]

Why is this first?

[@misticl__3913]

Because I edited it last

[@reallyannoyingguy6625]

14:54: Pause and look at the guy whos about to die. He is THICC

[@spooky443]

hey cap i recommend a game called people playground its interesting and broken something you'd like im 961 comments number go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt also in teh beginning you where captain history a new character?

[@spooky443]

@@pumpkin65536 but when he plays tabs hes doing mainly sandbox so maybe

[@MisterDoorNumber1]

Soviet Toaster 1984 yea

[@nicolabland3204]

had a look through your whole tabs playlist and i've found out that if you hit a hoplite in the ancle it goes down pretty quick so mabye that encorporates the greek story of achilles

[@use_code_lazar_or_else8760]

i know you not gonna but uh, :P. “the business team!” 3 business men. 2 snuffys, and 5 cactuses. along with 5 bank robbers on your side

[@fivegreenninjas5081]

"The wrong sword" Give a hobit a skeleton giant sword.

[@studentcopyofburgerking8108]

Hiccup f into gummy v hmmm hulk grill b to he'll mal gym hi groomer yh hon fsoj spell uxh guns g sub cm y tornado victim guinea suction ban falco civil Ha th kybhchgvth fgbrudcbyf 8 😰😰😰😰

[@khimram9682]

what

[@MOMKUNG999]

how theres no unit creater at that time

[@khimram9682]

@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 Hello what language are you speaking

[@studentcopyofburgerking8108]

@@khimram9682 😭😭😭😭?????????

[@HyperNevels]

The avengers Thor as Thor Leonidas as captain America Apollo as Hawkeye Ice giant as hulk Jetpacker as iron man Red jade as black widow

[@bryanchen4075]

Hyper Nevels try and change the jetpacker to something else better ironman is pretty powerful and he should not be represented as a guy with just a plain jetpack

[@Goober34]

And Jedi as Obi wan

[@turtlehub2731]

Could you add harpooner as spiderman?

[@zazasee9531]

@@turtlehub2731 No The Avengers From The First Movie

[@wo2wz_]

@@Goober34 I dont think he's in the avengers mate.

[@doveflingo]

Maybe the dark peasant could kill one punch man (if he still spikes people I’m not gonna look)

[@wahbro3380]

Here's a recommendation battle: We exist! 20 halberds, 15 monks, 10 ball 'n Chains, 2 wheelbarrow dragons on each side, and Ullr right at the back. Win condition: Kill Ullr within 30 seconds, and you can only use these units for the rest of the video if you lose more tha once.

[@duckdumbo4979]

SCP Foundation 1 dark peasant 1 Grim Reaper and 1 super peasant and 16 scars from the modern faction

[@couldntbeme8687]

Take controll of a hobbit that turns into a blackhole.

[@jeefjeref636]

you just get ejected

[@robloxxjesus3353]

"The super tornado" Super peasant + cheerleaders

[@ミチュエリック]

how can dodging kill people? (ps that trojan chicken is beautiful)

[@dagreatleaf9003]

The dodging didn’t kill people, they just shot each other

[@beckigreenwood2631]

I've been waiting for the past 6 episodes putting this in Don't kill my musician 1king 3 wobbly horses 3 jousters 5 knights 10 squires 2 catapults 15 archers And one bard who (optional) you have to kill to win

[@the_godbodor7026]

This is something I need to see. An armada of my middle school Algebra teachers and a few hobbits. Have them fight whatever, I just want to see the expanding hobbits

[@cirthador1453]

Crossfire: 100 crossbowman versus 1 long Snuffy in the.middle

[@onebilliontacos3405]

One/Two word/s, deadeye

[@The-legendaryrat]

Please don't bring that devil Snuffy abomination back

[@chhlx881]

Suggestion battle “Hellfire” You are surrounded by 20 gunslingers

[@ayaanahmed8875]

I would love to see the super peasant getting in love Edit: hitting him with Cupid/love arrows

[@billthefirst2410]

i would also like to see super peasant "getting in love"

[@The-legendaryrat]

They could both Dodge arrows

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

NO

[@billthefirst2410]

@@mastersombrastudios6837 yes

[@The-legendaryrat]

@@billthefirst2410 finally a man of culture

[@zeinezzeddine7199]

“The invincible” One one punch man, 25 balistas

[@robertaskern293]

hey sauce you can fly as a unit in first person with the DLC bug turn on push and look up but to be even cheap u can be a barb and fly off the map then they fall off the map.

[@brandonschannel8702]

User battle suggestion “Axes axes axes” Every axe unit other than ulur because he is op as frick 5 of Dem bay blades bois I forgot the name of 15 brawlers 5 berserkers 4 halberds 2 Jarls 4 chieftains 1 executioner Add anymore I may have forgotten it’s 2am at the time I’m writing this

[@Mr_Punnpkin]

I think chieftains have hammers not axes

[@brandonschannel8702]

Well they have storm chip markings on them, like they were sharpened into an axe.

[@randomchannel3609]

HoW aBoUt A hOuR lOnG tAbS vIdEo.

[@thebossszabadigaming3639]

If captain sauce likes this comment I will tell everyone I know the sky is green for the rest of my life

[@melanydelarosa8954]

They to forgot the first rule of survival A real hunter always watches his step UWU

[@AaronOnTopFr]

Oof

[@bluepearl4624]

Sauce needs to like this.

[@queurki3701]

I will get him to know big boy

[@therealgamerlegend6555]

K

[@DoomMaster691]

my army the big bois: all of the most expensive units from each faction

[@eeee3029]

Here is is a battle for you, "Went through hell, and now I'm back," You v.s poly bridge.

[@monikakoide1302]

The Occult 3 Monday, July 18, 1932 It has been a little over a week since the 3 clouds appeared. Last night one cloud moved. When I went to the source of the pillar of light, it was a warehouse east of the city, I checked it out, nothing seemed to be off other than the occasional light flickering and nothing else was wrong. Next week on Sunday at midnight I am going to the location of the pillar if I am seen I don't think I’ll come back.

[@monikakoide1302]

@X Æ A-12 i am writing a story that is set up like a journal

[@True_Dark_Angel]

Cap, I’ve found out how to kill Saitama (One Punch Man) The only way to kill him other than a ringout is to use a zombie mod and zombify him. I’ve tried this, it actually works! Like so Cap can see!

[@eagleboi3593]

1:14 Me: (sees small peasant head) Aso me: Mort, how did you get here?!

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Mort?

[@eagleboi3593]

@@kingstonlovely7404 It has been THREE YEARS since I posted that comment.

[@kingstonlovely7404]

@@eagleboi3593 who's mort?

[@eagleboi3593]

@@kingstonlovely7404 The Mort who licks out snort or something, I don't knoe anymore I wrote that comment 3 years ago.

[@Spikethealligator]

Make that four years ago

[@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451]

Cap: *Complaints about how the Trojan Chicken fell off the edge* Also, Cap: *Was the one who spawned two in the first place when one might have worked*

[@Goose47]

4:18 the special boxer dude thing was racing out asking the ref to get him out