I Used Celebrities To Brainwash The World - We Are Illuminati

[@dinosquidd]

"Ah yes we got flat earth, that's very relevant right now" The Flat Earth Society has members all over the *globe!*

[@oldfluffykittenstudios2943]

Believing The Flat Earth It's like Thinking Spheres aren't globes well if the earth is Flat I guess Gravity is not real, the core is Gone, The Earth Is a Frisbee And rotation doesn't exist Because if it did we would fall off like Food on a Falling Plate

[@fluffybunny3178]

@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 Maybe that's were missing people go, they walk off the edge ... lolol

[@oldfluffykittenstudios2943]

@@fluffybunny3178 but I am the edge

[@newriechren2343]

Flat Earthers are so dumb that they destroyed their own Ideoligy. Flat Earthers are yet again getting rekt, but Anti Vaxxers wont. Prob because they'll most likely die to the new Covid-19. Atleast we can erase a few mistakes of humanity.

[@LisaRay-GhostQueen]

@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 I believe in the donut earth society more.

[@anthonyjames5427]

"No influencer has ever been cloned...." Wait a minute, wasn't Sauce replaced by a secret alien clone in the life of kevin? Yeah. That did happen. Its cannon.

[@faisalmustafa4767]

Waiiit what in the world

[@cynthiaendergirl]

@@faisalmustafa4767 it happened in sims XD, I recommend it

[@YURLOCSTAB]

Shhhh don't let them know

[@cynthiaendergirl]

@@YURLOCSTAB nope! I shall tell

[@cassel7898]

No

[@liuliu4184]

Me: Nothing can cure my depression. CaptainSauce: *Observe*

[@YURLOCSTAB]

If u actually have depression get help ಠ‿ಠ

[@taeriefaerie]

Hey @shy guy watching Captainsauce does help with my depression. Get a life. 😝

[@jamiewarner2503]

correct

[@kkTeaz]

@@taeriefaerie watching captain sauce is help

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@@therazzlingdazzler6969 and aparrently also a stroke

[@nailitpertriangle3824]

Heheh... Hi there, Master. How's business going lately?

[@tismfishy]

HeY aReN't YoU sUpPoSeD tO bE iN sEcReT¿? Lol I love joking

[@collateralPersonified]

I feel like you made this account for literally this one video-

[@frostthefox702]

Bill Cypher is that you

[@Dalethegoat]

Do u have a tutorial

[@matthewboire6843]

Hello

[@XTHEDMAN420X]

The game gets fun up until the point where you have brainwashed the world so much that every reset gives you enough points to get to max everything out instantly

[@Phantom_darknest]

I played this to this day and atleast I'll gate trillion of people thing per hour

[@MEMES-ue7yc]

Big foot is one of da best creatures... And a lizard with a suit...

[@GambIecore777]

Sauce: GO AWAY YOU THREE SIDED FREELOADER Also sauce: wHeRE Did hE gO

[@seantaggart7382]

@Doctor Auto patron

[@mrvoice3436]

@Atticus Bailey FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GUYS STOP GIVING KZbin THE BEER

[@brieason]

mr voice tHEY KEEP BREAKING IN AND STEALING IT

[@mrvoice3436]

@@brieason so how do go about stopping this

[@nightknight645]

@Atticus Bailey yes brake... Like I definitely don't have cripples in my basement

[@Aaronandjaden-b2h]

Sauce puts an Illuminati in the face cam. Me while dialing 911: Don’t make me!

[@masonyoung7834]

Has anyone noticed that the thumbnail is just bill cipher without a hat and legs

[@bigsin2422]

Yeah me too

[@VVane01]

Bill cipher is a illuminati with hat and legs

[@WorldWeave]

REALITYISANILLUSIONTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAMBUYGOLD BYE I love Bill C

[@hopearies7189]

*Gravity falls theme intensifies*

[@maks-tldr56]

Wow. I just realised that.

[@lacytaylor1501]

This has to be a game made with Gravity Falls in mind. The trees around Nailitper in the top picture look an awful lot like the gravity falls art style.

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Not to mention it literally looks like Bill Cypher

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

Do you not realize nailitper is reptilian backward

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE he litterally said it in the video, do you not watch videos?

[@funnyguy_1134]

I've been waiting for sauce to play this. :)

[@lonk9865]

Bill Cipher finally got his own game

[@mrvoice3436]

Does cap even know about gravity falls?

[@glitteringashes]

lol I thought that too

[@oldfluffykittenstudios2943]

@@mrvoice3436 I think no But If Bill is Out there Where is Dipper.... I know where he is but why isn't he stoping this?...

[@mrvoice3436]

@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 cause he ain't real in your world but Bill found out to become real

[@oldfluffykittenstudios2943]

@@mrvoice3436 makes Sense

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

"Hey! I'm timing your bathroom breaks from now on, ya three-sided freeloader!" - CaptainSauce This just goes to show yet again that you never know what's gonna come out of Sauce's mouth! He can literally pop off with a pun or a quotable comment at a moment's notice. It's hard sometimes to find just the right funny thing he says that you want to quote. Oh, and here's a thought. What if all these Idle Clicker games are all just a ploy to keep everyone addicted while dark forces in the world take over and brainwash us into buying all their suntan lotion... Either way, I loathe playing Idle Clicker games, but it is fun to watch other people play them and let them suffer! haha!

[@ratgodlovechez]

Unholy Triforce you are making a deal with satan

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

@@ratgodlovechez nah, I feel more like Idle Clicker games are the dangerous things because they're super addictive time wasters. Lol

[@AMM947]

Put it on a t-shirt

[@newriechren2343]

@@UnholyTriforceDelenn It seems you havent heard of Veteran Minecrafters who still till this day still play Minecraft. Ive spend 5Hours or more olaying Minecraft. I need help xD

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

@@newriechren2343 I don't really consider games like Minecraft as necessarily in the same category as mobile games, because you pay for a whole game when you buy Minecraft, and you don't have to deal with ads or have to pay for ad removal. You buy the game and you can play it any time you want, no strings attached. With mobile games, they provide them for free, and they're really not full games, just Idle Clickers or simple puzzle games, plugged with ads and you have to pay all these little fees to get rid of ads and buy in game currency with real money to "progress". Maybe I'm just old school, but I feel like paying for a full game and having it available to you forever is much more desirable than throwing money into a free mobile game.

[@epikitee2186]

It's not necessarily how many people you influence so much as how much influence you have. One influence might just be one person who is unknowingly buying a newspaper that is supporting you. Ten influence might be someone who is fighting in one of your wars. Lackeys... aren't really directly worth any influence, because they aren't really people. The things you do that cost influence make people suspicious for a little while, because hm, what's this new trend with all the pop artists singing about triangles?

[@fundraw1846]

Tonight on the ILLUMINATI BUGEL: Spider-Man meets Alien and declares universe peace!!

[@angelcervantes5743]

batman is dead joker is sad

[@paulatarver3813]

Cap I love you're content so much it brings me delight when I'm down keep it up

[@darkkitsuna]

Ive actually gotten to the end of the game like I opened the last area , best thing to do is to collect 10 gems so that you can buy lackeys without replaying everything again and again

[@winxag913]

the dude looks like bill cypher from gravity falls except he's sophisticated

[@rhettkapet1065]

Yeeeeeessasss

[@angelcervantes5743]

yea true

[@maremely4]

Wow The monopoly man hmmmm... the all seeing confirmed

[@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546]

Mark same

[@boomercat4997]

Nice on being first.

[@centurionpan3400]

0:20 I think that’s a reference to the meme about Mark Zucuberg being a reptile..

[@miapaparella773]

OMG HE SO IS

[@ZimothydaAlien]

I remember those days...

[@minidreadproductions2566]

The triangle from the thumbnail reminds me of Bill Cipher

[@ambercookie4772]

*I like you*

[@ScreamDemon462]

Yep

[@springhellproductions]

Same

[@springhellproductions]

Every time he says something I think of them saying pine tree or sixer

[@sinisterj.7452]

[on a break from uploading] salmr

[@karenmathews520]

Another great and funny video! Keep up the fantastic work!

[@V1_From_Ultrakill_real]

[Riddle] i am loud and obnoxious i like music and rhymes im a fraction of the population, but commit HALF the crimes. Who am I?

[@lailanijumao-as9274]

Huh pointy looks like bill cipher from gravity falls man I miss that show

[@sansfan2549]

To me not really but sure bill is everywhere ∆

[@flameco]

lailani jumao-as same

[@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf]

Same

[@BurningKnight]

not tryna be the grammar police, but you forgot a comma

[@tsukasatheheo220]

Meh too T-T r.i.p gravity falls REEEEEEE

[@randomskychild6281]

0:01 I dont think I would have heard him say that in my entire life

[@boomercat4997]

This is the earliest I have ever been

[@alishahird897]

??Bill? Is that you? Bill Cypher?? You should be in Gravity Falls...trapped as a statue. I am very concerned, we dont need another Weirdmageddon....or do we??🤔

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

"Don't take me out of context, OKAY?!" *takes himself out of context...*

[@Totallyhuman337]

4:28 the only type of people that would affect are really old people

[@illuminatirecruiter7635]

It's kinda concerning on how accurate this game is.

[@ZimothydaAlien]

Wait hold up...

[@noobiamyes4853]

Wait, if ur saying that then that means its not accurate, but then again you could be saying that so we think its not accurate? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@megaman8038]

Fun fact: McGuffen (I think is how you spell it) Is a reference to Gravity Falls. "Pointy" is a reference to Bill Cipher.

[@l0ser_boi385]

Hahahaaa!!!! You always make me laugh!!

[@cleosglock2256]

Speaking of fake news, my world geography teacher (pretty much history) just made us write a yeti short story and had us listen to facts about yetis that are supposed to prove them as real. He also stated, out loud, to the whole class, that he believes in some of the myths and shit like ghosts and Bigfoot.

[@gearnutanimations1988]

*X files plays in the intro*

[@shaylethorne2387]

The only KZbinr who doesn't know how common clicker/idle games work. I still love you though man!

[@sars910]

Next to the "Deep Web" title is an arrow. Click it if you want to play more of the game. I have to warn you though, the game gets pretty repetitive.

[@CelticVictory]

"It's Nailitper. Did your parents not like you very much?" And everyone named Nailitper started crying.

[@finnmchugh99]

Keep making vids on this app/game, your commentary makes it even more amusingand fun to watch. Also I reccomend "Into the Deep Web" it's made by the same devs as this illuminati game and I'm sure you'll find it as fun as this game

[@Deception975]

Life on the Earth is pretty cool. There is a lot of stuff to unlock and is very interactive. It's an evolution game. Granted it is very drawn out. It starts at Precambrian and goes to Neolithic ages. Which, they just added the latest one not too long ago.

[@SpiderKing_2006]

I AM PLAYING THIS GAME! I have been for 2 weeks.

[@Valopias]

So you're an illuminati huh? Well i mean that's nice... dang i knew i wasnt alone. Also cap, it would be amazing if you'd play Rock of ages 2 again. I know you've played it really long ago, but it would be amazing! It was so hilarious and i'd love if you'd play it again! Thanks man and keep up with the good work, cap!

[@andrewkim4864]

1:01 the yellow triangle looks like bill cypher from gravity falls

[@mikegerardo5360]

Chol Kim you still watch that

[@andrewkim4864]

Mike Gerardo yes

[@thomashughes7596]

The panda had controlled multiple alien civilizations since it had 4.2 tril

[@souperpie6194]

I thought I saw bill cipher in the thumbnail

[@thestickman6230]

it is Bill Cipher... *A X O L O T L MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!*

[@letsmakegames947]

Plot twist it’s bill chipher trying to trick captain sauce to make the portal

[@catowner9360]

Yep

[@robertluksic4413]

I just instaled that game today and u made a vid of it 🤔

[@susansusan1727]

Love your shows, watch them every single night, keeps me cozy and warm

[@Jesus._._.]

Captainsauce: what's up guys Me: the sky in my head OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@erichkrikawa3353]

Da frik

[@Jesus._._.]

I know me crazy

[@justbread8066]

Illuminati is green That is Bill Cipher

[@marcelopontillas3477]

Me: sees 1view Me again:11 likes Me again: bruh

[@alexandertran9387]

K

[@xrhyke6329]

Marcelo Pontillas delete this comment

[@seantaggart7382]

This is adventure CAPITALIST/COMMUNIST BUT WITH TRIANGLES!

[@nub4lifexd664]

Ive never been this early

[@asukathevar2862]

Great vids man keep it up

[@not_null4126]

Hey don't wanna be one of those people who are like "FiRsT" Anyway keep it up man love the stuff

[@Metro_Goonin]

FiRsT

[@joshuaparsons7649]

Firrssst

[@teamvault3350]

Bill doors doesn't like apples Bill gate hates apple

[@gamingvoid7330]

Just call him bill cipher Like so cap sees

[@mikerodriguez437]

The triangle looks like a mix between a stick figure and Bill Cipher

[@inkythesillydemonbendyslit1632]

-Beware of the one eye-

[@maxexist4763]

Just came back from watching flat earthers proving the earth is spherical and dening the evidence

[@nexogalaxy]

2:53 what is wrong with your eye

[@overlordrunt6326]

I used to play this all the time! Me and my friends would sit down and stare at my phone in perfect silence while I played it.

[@te3334]

Don't take that out of context -every captain sauce video I quote a vid now for the likes. Too easy 😎😬

[@Ivan-uq8cc]

No

[@te3334]

@@Ivan-uq8cc yes

[@frogerepresenativegaming3550]

captainsauce: "im gonna call you pointy" me: "im gonna call you bill cipher"

[@robbiewoodard1730]

You’re my favorite you tuber

[@raflymahendra]

Captain sauce: Jeff bezos simulator Some bootleg game company:Write that down! Write that down!

[@1kwithoutavid593]

Nobody: That one random guy: *YoUtUbE iS dRuNk AgAiN*

[@mrvoice3436]

Because people won't stop giving KZbin THE GOD DAMM BEER

[@derektaylor4142]

Other random guy wearing a ugly mask in 2025:it’s HAPPENING ITS THE CORONA VIRUS (btw this wasn’t meant to scare people)

[@catowner9360]

@@derektaylor4142 it did

[@Stinker0610]

Just so you know saucy boi, there’s a glitch where when you reset you can quickly go back and do it again without resetting.

[@adamdgorelick]

gravity falls anyone????

[@thegamingfoxyt6636]

I love this game! Plauge inc and this game are so good ive been waited for you to play this

[@bairfamilyfarm1336]

Random thought of the day. Star Trek Voyager had an interesting episode on the reptilians. I think the episode is called "Distant Origin". It has something to do with finding human like lizards in the Delta Quadrant and come to find out the Dinosaurs evolved into human-like creatures and made spaceships. But were driven off earth upon discovering a large Asteroid was going to hit earth. So they built a city ship and left the planet.

[@zachjohnson2254]

"I love 2020!" God: Welcome to not weirdmageddon! -Nailitper aka not bill cypher 2020

[@colbybell9684]

Pointy looks like Bill Cypher with a human body

[@richardlacey123]

3:13 was hilarious when he said "who told you to speak"

[@Luna-0233]

The pattern in the game and on the edges not matching infuriates me more than it should

[@zekemelear5032]

how to brainwash 1.robots 2.aliens 3. hire captain sauce

[@tektyrant]

There's more

[@dantegaming2214]

instigate or stir up (an undesirable or violent sentiment or course of action). this is the definition of foment

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

We have gained the sauce, move on to step 2 lads

[@KarlismiSN]

there is ALOT more to this game! You have more areas and upgrades using lackeys. please make this a series :)

[@joseluisreategui1573]

12:13 Illuminati Confirmed

[@GamerBendy]

People who recommended u to play is a member of Illuminati

[@cake6043]

12:11 His face just went from this :) to this :l Real quick LMAO

[@QcumberArt]

Bill cipher is that you?

[@MCObliviousKnight]

Last time I spread my "influence" I got arrested.

[@cashdavis5204]

Cap's avatar: *AND THIS IS A LEVEL BEYOND SUPER TOMATO But you may call It SUPER TOMATO 2*

[@wumpus5]

Hi CaptainSauce, recently I saw an ad using your videos of Brain Out. Did they pay you to advertise that or did they just steal it? Like so he can see

[@wumpus5]

@@dr.blockcraft6633 ah

[@chair7010]

Thank you for existing. You make me want to keep existing.

[@nolanhembree5565]

Guys, don't let the tomato convert over to the Illuminati.

[@huskynation677]

It's good to restart and also please play more

[@Parmenldes]

TIP: dont bother up grading the newspaper it cost to much and it doesn't give much money trust me

[@GhostHelwig]

You always find the weirdest, most hilarious games. This is no exception. 😂

[@GamerExploits2]

Hmmm..looks a-bit like bill cipher...?

[@thatrandomguy6910]

YES I was waiting for you to find this game!

[@mtndew314]

"if I invest 56 million, it goes up by 200 billion" That would be 0.2 billion aka 200 million. not 200 billion.

[@Hello86257]

There was an arrow near the top, try to click it!

[@drixyjude9874]

Sauce:do I have the same chance I have of getting George Clooney as George Constanza? Me(Being a HUGE Seinfeld fan):Yes one of us...

[@spookyman6839]

I highly recommend a game called face your fears. It’s actually not that scary but that’s my opinion. I wonder what your opinion is?

[@thomashughes7596]

IS THIS GAME RAN BY BILL CIPHER?? IN THE SECOND AREA (AFTER DEEP WEB) THEY HAVE THE YELLOW SLIT EYES.... Bill Cipher is Controlling us by Us playing it

[@cruzanderson7371]

Boy, it feels good to be an INFLUENCER, amirite?

[@saucefan1614]

4:10 he definitely saw the seven deadly sins add its going around f👁ster than the Illuminati

[@thedukeofcrows]

I think there is a phase two no clue how to get it but I played this awhile ago and pointy there wouldn't shut up about phase two