Cards Against Humanity: ULTIMATE Edition

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[@bsarte]

They should do a “Guess that Baby” where cast & crew submit their baby photos and have someone like Shayne guess who’s who

[@Auxiliooo]

this

[@scarcat2469]

This is such a good idea, though POC are gonna get guessed immediately lol

[@pjmgf]

Yesss

[@axelvanael]

Maybe do it as a group of pictures of different people as kids/babies and have him guess which one is the individual cast/crew?@@scarcat2469

[@mr.morning8869]

​@@scarcat2469 the whitest and palest girl in my old class was briwn skinned as a baby

[@JeansXoX]

Okay now I want a "Gentleman's Cards Against Humanity" video.

[@teethfacts2671]

GENTLEMANS CARDS WOULD BE SO GOOD

[@Lennus19]

I second this!!!

[@luciojb]

yeeeeeeessss

[@aavi.]

omgg they'll have to read the stupid cards seriously without laughing.. the video would be so cool😂😂😂

[@ayakae267]

Cards against gentlemen

[@julia__8072]

16:30 the fact that Damien only got one point in this whole game but it was with the card that destroyed them all makes him the winner to me 😂😂

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

>walks onto set >puts down funniest card of game and wins no other rounds >refuses to elaborate further (Sorry this wasn’t funny, I didn’t know how to format the second sentence more briefly)

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

agreed.

[@TELMEman]

There's definitely something to be said about quality over quantity here.

[@lmao...autumnnn]

i feel like damien is so underrated and it looks like no one thinks hes funny on set but he his bruh.

[@PhtevenTheDuck]

Arasha's original 'Edging' card would've been the perfect card for every single prompt in this game

[@roro_is_tired9975]

Literally every time they put a new prompt card I thought of “edging” 😂

[@EliasMorals]

Edging might be the new Fuck Mountain

[@Angelica-ge9wo]

​@@EliasMoralsthis 😂😂

[@syallpt]

the kids are having an unsupervised sleepover with their cool cousins

[@bepoo8363]

Lol

[@rachelfrancis1990]

Are you saying that because Amanda isnt in this video? Lol

[@jessicajames6676]

Keith is the terminally cannibinated uncle

[@alexandrert8252]

And their cool uncle Damien

[@DangitISmiled]

Who are the cousins?

[@hestiahearth4435]

trevor + angela with no parental supervision other than Damien? this is gonna be chaos!

[@mowgli7_]

I did not see Trev until reading your comment. True camouflage 🙅🏻

[@naesmitty3888]

@@mowgli7_ I KNOWW

[@gigiwebber5392]

*talking about p*$$y tasting like caesar salad* Arasha: it slaps! Angela: which part? Damien: STOP.

[@jw5386]

And Keith

[@AlycatCrimson]

need these three only in a video now. that would be amazing.

[@justignoremyusername3251]

16:39 the whole room went silent, Keith literally on the floor, Arasha in shock, all of them just hysterically laughing on mute LMFAOOO

[@JonJoLen]

The cut to that was so good

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

That card will go down in history

[@user-my5lk9fl9d]

​@@sagegreeeeeeenamen to that😂

[@sunnymarie5087]

i laughed so hard i started sobbing and couldn't tell if i was having a manic episode or not

[@justignoremyusername3251]

@@JonJoLen The edition is peak comedy fr

[@niamacalintal8595]

Damien's "pastor" pun with "pasteurization" about "processed blood of young boys" 💀💀💀

[@CedricBassman]

Making fun of the Church, i knew there was a reason why i respected Damien.

[@sapphiretorremoro6579]

ohmygod i just got that LMAOO

[@nairocamilo]

Oh, now I get it!

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

he is so quick with the zingers

[@SkorgeSlaps]

I think you honestly made up your own joke... I think the implication was that pasteurized milk has "saved many lives" from diseases.

[@NorwegianGirlie23]

"Whatever is in here we split 6 ways, and it cannot change us" Damien jumped into full on quest mode at the beginning.

[@caprial]

lets be real, when does he NOT jump into full on quest mode

[@margauxcy]

@@caprialtrue, this is why he is the main dnd man for the channel, he has quest brain

[@magsssssssss]

@@caprial real. and its annoying asf

[@Heyheyhaleyd]

Not me thinking it’s a Sisterhood of the Traveling pants reference

[@Kingbimmy]

@@magsssssssssok dude… 🙄

[@Caddis496]

31:57 - "Trying to go into the house of god with some good post-nut clarity." -- Trevor Evarts, 2024

[@briijaay]

he had so many good jokes this video!

[@omnipotentrage492]

"i don't fuck with ugly" made me spit poptart crumbs at my tv

[@likeblessbutwithaG]

Damien equating the reveal to a magical archaeological discovery and Angela getting excited because it's like luggage

[@stilljamming]

Which reveal?

[@jameshancock1528]

@@stilljamming big box of all the cards

[@teally-bop]

No but I get that

[@likeblessbutwithaG]

I truly love both takes haha

[@htspencer9084]

Bro! Good luggage is hard to find but a blessing to have :D

[@jessicalee989]

16:30 the entire room silently losing it is sending me

[@dominickucela6144]

Absolute best part of the video.

[@sapphiretorremoro6579]

my stomach literally hurts, that card is hilarious

[@YTFlove4ever]

Angela's laughter before that was what had already got me laughing by the time she finished reading it😂😂😂

[@theresabell5750]

I was literally crying from laughing so much at that

[@JJClipSkitVids]

bro i literally had to take my inhaler 💀 lmao

[@little_kates]

26:37 You can see the moment Damien has the intrusive thought about his cats lol

[@surzeekanimations]

Yeah 😂

[@small_demon]

Literally what I thoughtttt 😂 I was looking for this comment lmao

[@lillysorkin]

Angela coming in with “we should play in a jacuzzi” as if that isn’t something they totally would have done during Smosh Winter Games…

[@Cheetahhh]

28:22 Noah's appreciation of Damien's quick punch replies to stuff is SO awesome to see, and this isn't the only time it happened this video. Damien always has crazy clever instant comebacks and it's so cool to see recognition of it outside of the comment section.

[@nathan2134]

To this day he's repenting for that missed fist bump

[@flufi-cg3zo]

YES, I loved seeing that too

[@servvo]

i came looking for this comment immediately, it's so damn wholesome seeing them all supporting each other like that

[@abbybennett9328]

19:58

[@somerando79]

I was going to say the same thing, I feel like they often tease/make fun of Damien cause he’s an easy target for jokes (likes “nerd” stuff, dresses alternative, plus he’s neurodivergent so he has quirks that ppl pick up on (this is coming from someone who also falls into all three of these categories)), and while I’m sure he would ask them to cool off if it was too much (he’s an adult and can handle himself), it’s always nice to see him get a compliment to balance things out :-) .

[@judewatts6942]

Kieth: "Whats the gayest?" Damien: "Idk im so in between the two" So close Damien that's being bi not gay.

[@Xepherya]

I SAID THE SAME THING

[@nyxegan4179]

@@XepheryaWAIT YEAH SAME

[@JiAiJ0]

1:50 Babe, wake up, new Angela face just drooped. It's giving Chris Kattan as Ace Ventura lmao

[@cassandracarlton400]

it’s her dog show face for sure lmao

[@emreeculver]

the "A KNIFE!" vine is my absolute favorite. I lost my mind that it was played in here whole. even though its super famous, i LOOOOVE that vine for absolutely no reason.

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

And then the mom just going “NOO”

[@laurennsspencer]

New Damien lore unlocked: Taco Bell gives him nightmares

[@abyssoffortitude]

Damien is so Invader Zim coded. 🎉

[@MonsterPrincessLala]

The teenage girl who drew him and wished him to life did so inside is a taco bell

[@gigiwebber5392]

Trevor matches that pillow perfectly

[@AllysonKing]

I didn’t even know he was holding a pillow 😂

[@razzlephrazzle]

@8:59 Angela reading the poop card as I was shitting is the support I didn’t know I needed today 😂

[@agrv1999]

They know putting Damien and Angela on the thumbnail will make my bisexual theater-kid ass leave everything behind to watch a video

[@carolinedoss3099]

They know what they're doing to us!

[@LadySkywalkerW]

I feel seen

[@Ailsa2001]

True true😂❤

[@Starlight12912]

thank you for telling the world our pain 🤣

[@forthefrogs]

The way this cooment read me like a book

[@eleanorknox2721]

them not knowing that this card at 28:23 is the intro to the l-word hurts, it just went over their heads

[@emmawiltfong8912]

I was looking for a comment about this lol

[@kiwi.panada2423]

Lesbian detected ahahaha But same lol

[@Greenxnsam]

Immediately went to the comments to see who else was pained by this 😅

[@madquinn13]

Maybe Courtney might've gotten it.

[@soup4720]

No literally same 😭 I was in pain

[@FelixEA]

16:39 omg whoever's behind the camera is laughing so much the whole shot is shaky LMAO

[@i9incher]

16 people, 39 days of white rappers, 1 survivor. We call that Maklemortal Kombat.

[@gracegrrl007]

*slow clap* this is brilliant

[@jupiter_adept]

Solid play

[@IceMetalPunk]

*Slow clap with even slower sigh*

[@jenijive3319]

Lmao

[@opearcemariner]

oh my this is just glorious

[@Vijayc24]

40:33 Trevor: "GOD HATES racial slurs!" Arasha: "No he doesn't. He loves them." LMAOOO

[@mpicmpic]

and on that note the pope just said the F slur lmfao

[@blacksiopao]

Can't wait for the community post where it's just a collage of all of Angela's expressions in this video

[@avril.m.l]

16:30 I died with how discombobulated they all looked. Their bodies just went into flight or fight 😭😭 😭

[@sirsilk1978]

Arasha on Angela's make a wish round. Saying all she saw was the pink. So did little Dylan, Arasha. So did Dylan.

[@Avery17.R]

I can’t believe that they have so many tables but they choose the tiniest table on this earth to play games on

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

I have never thought about Angela and Keith as a duo before but they were really vibing in this one. Their giggles!

[@minsunkang7264]

i love them so much they enable each other's bullshit (respectfully) in the best way 😭😭😭

[@dykeisms]

keith always lets her get away with cheating too i think theyre soo fun together

[@bitterglitters]

there was one games video with some game i can’t remember, and they were such a fun duo in that. they kind of give brother sister energy, always back each other even when they’re obviously cheating or something like that. i think it was a game where they had a minute to make pictures out of little blocks?

[@meganfordyce5390]

​@minsunkang7264 so true hahaha, like Keith enabling Angela's cheating in another video 😂

[@isakdinesen11111]

30:48 is a certified “Angela……Angela…..” moment

[@lilybickerton4768]

I read this in Chanse's voice 🤣

[@allisonb8912]

Lmaooo the "talking, laughing, loving, breathing" one is the L Word theme song

[@them1ddle573]

Crying at no one realising The L Word theme song at 28:22 😭😭😭 Looking at you Angela 👀 You know who Lucy Dacus is

[@agrv1999]

“we love those, we love our families” “no we don’t” “we might” me and my mom in a nutshell

[@abbijayne]

That had me 🤣

[@memeju1ce]

oh no 😂

[@desiscorner]

Whoever put tubes for “everyday im grateful for” I laughed to the point of tears thank you

[@ciaranryan8194]

wasnt that funny mate

[@desiscorner]

@@ciaranryan8194 we obviously have a different sense of humor

[@fraggedlocust]

23:25 "where's my lasagna" in the garfield voice was missed gold.

[@Chelleari]

Made me LOL

[@daisyninja3674]

When my friends and I play we’ll draw a random card from the pile to add to the answer card pile. We call the non-existent player “rando”, and rando has actually won before.

[@dangallagher4037]

They have done that in previous games.

[@daisyninja3674]

@@dangallagher4037 Ah, I must have missed that one somehow

[@annagray6875]

Damien plays that way so the videos with him in it occasionally have it but it's players choice

[@RoyanneTheWriter]

@@daisyninja3674they’ve done it many times over the years. It just depends.

[@daniel.s.ferreira]

If " Arasha: *gasp* / Angela: *point and laugh* " doesn't become a meme, we riot!

[@arielishere176]

Time stamp?

[@daniel.s.ferreira]

​@@arielishere176 14:20

[@scarafec]

Arasha: Smosh community on April 1st, 2024 / Angela: Shayne and Courtney

[@ilovemybabyblues]

13:41 Sultan Ahmed I of the Ottoman Empire (in case you were wondering)

[@mordechaigoodman2875]

OMG I WAS GETTING MAD. I just couldn't remember. Thank you

[@Sardine_3]

man, no one remembers achmed

[@somerando79]

Was… was that a reference 👀

[@julietlabella]

@@Sardine_3STARKID MENTIONED

[@dottyContrarian]

​@@Sardine_3 the tigerfucker?

[@sclint13]

Angela: we should play in a jacuzzi. Audio Engineers: absolutely not 😂

[@tyketo]

"I could use a hard seltzer." "A frozen LaCroix?" Bravo, Damien.

[@glennluxon8195]

Damien’s little quips give me the serotonin I need to get through the week

[@bluewindgetssobare]

real

[@Chelleari]

Correct

[@jackiebee123]

The reactions Angela has to things like this should make every brand want to send them things.

[@daynematthew]

The way at 16:42 the camera started shaking because the cameraman started laughing too 😭😭

[@morestereo]

28:25 holy shit that was a betty song from the L word.. not surprised no one out of this group got it. though the cards against humanity writing team is probably around that demographic

[@csage04]

i don’t think there’s enough wlw in smosh to have recognized it either unfortunately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@blumiilk2617]

"Enough. I tire of horny" just explains my life and struggles with hypersexuality lol-

[@Xanny_The_Goblin]

REAL

[@connmouse]

Y'all gotta pay your editors more because they make every video so much funnier than it already is

[@path5657]

Absolutely agree. Gotta be my favorite editors on KZbin 👏🏻

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

fr, there's certain videos that just wouldn't have even been all that funny if not for the editors going ham and basically saving the day

[@YTFlove4ever]

What's the tea? Did they say they're being paid less?

[@path5657]

@@YTFlove4ever They just deserve a raise, it's not that they're underpaid, they're just really good

[@urdelicatepov]

@@YTFlove4ever I don't think there's any tea (correct me if i'm wrong!) but i think this person is just saying the editors deserve to be given a raise because they are one of the main reasons the videos are so funny (aside from the actual cast of course)

[@ultimatefandom3127]

Poor Arasha and Damien can't catch a break with any of these games.

[@chaostheshark]

28:32 Noah’s genuine “oh my god you’re so funny.”

[@im_hereagain609]

Damien treated that box like they were opening the Arc of the Covenant💀

[@samperez3249]

I love the way Angela bullies Trevor the way Chanse bullies her

[@erich33]

28:13 "Keith, you're not the first to say it." -Christian hip hop artist, Trevor Evarts

[@sarahayers3768]

Damien saying that in this family we dodge cracked me up! 😂

[@spcxplrr]

28:30 i literally said "is that that daft punk song?" right as damien mentioned it lmao

[@kiwi.panada2423]

Its from the intro to the show The L Word

[@FullThrottleAxolotl1]

Who ever did the “A KNIFE” edit, chefs kiss

[@puaus547]

This video looked like a really quick and comfortable session but it delivered SO MUCH more, the cast is great

[@kimberlysmith959]

Id love for a pair to play “it takes two” preferably Shayne and Courtney. But Angela and Amanda would also be hilarious

[@mlgesus8362]

Angela and Amanda wouldn't get past the first level but I'd watch them for hours anyway

[@dabofhoney1189]

This! Or Shayne and Spencer as The Chosen 😂

[@AdamB_29]

30 seconds in and Angela is already Angeling, we love her

[@stephaniethesoprano]

21:00 Angela: I haven't played my disgusting one yet me: you're telling me that the Tim Allen one wasn't??? the disgusting one????

[@jahirhipps4984]

If Bradley Cooper didn’t want to do Rocket Raccoon anymore, Damien could really do it justice as evident from the “Goddammit the wife is complaining about ____ again” card

[@sohlotte]

1:14 ANGELA’S FACE AND DAMIENS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH WAY TO HARD

[@jw5386]

Lmaooo thank you for pointing that out

[@LU-qr3kh]

Yet we'll never know what the card was. A sad day

[@NateBeeman]

I love Angela's reactions so much.

[@mrmetang3642]

An absolute gold mine of reaction images, I tell ya! Legit, someone needs to a full gallery of Angela screenshots at some point!

[@superhellcitizen]

obsessed with the like stand up comedian faces angela pulls out every so often 😭 21:30

[@jasontankable]

@13:40 That's Ahmed I of the Ottoman Empire. He's not Roman, but I still think of him several times a day...

[@leelee_2702]

DAMIEN AND ANGELA 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@JeansXoX]

As soon as they were on the thumbnail I got so excited lol

[@leelee_2702]

@@JeansXoXSAME they’re so iconic

[@forthefrogs]

Best duo!!

[@alexisjm2005]

I related way too much with Damien saying "god hates me" at the end

[@Skelerow]

27:27 Damien is so quick with everything and is under appreciated by the cast

[@imaginaryenemy2565]

They really don't and it's low-key kinda a bummer I feel like if it came from anybody else they'd hype it up Damien is quick witted

[@cassandracarlton400]

wym underappreciated? they say so many good things about him! (as he deserves, he’s amazing)

[@Mezzy..]

My favourite part of the video was listening to Spencer laugh behind the camera the whole time 😂

[@feli3425]

Angela is literaly just a goblin

[@tninotmaru]

is this a Cinderella's Castle reference or?

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

@@tninotmaruYEAAAAAA

[@darthekul1]

Angela is definitely literally just bug from sword af but the good parts lol

[@lanzo236]

I LOVE it when they play Cards Against Humanity!

[@MYHEARTISNOTBEATINGFAST]

16:26 one of my new favourite smosh moments

[@galaxiafalls7651]

Girth king really out here being an ally for big labia

[@bleepbloop9884]

“Poonjegay” is the ojibwe word for to dip meat in grease but we use just “Poonj” a lot as a joke/slang funny term for sex so I was so surprised when Angela said pooned because it sounds so close LMAO

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

I mean “poon” is used as slang for female genitalia. Wonder if that’s where English picked it up? Though the interweb says it’s from French…

[@rockomorow4214]

I totally love Damien's outfit in this one. Also, nice to see you play this game again, especially with this group!!

[@allisonb9682]

I was trying to figure out if his shirt was Sleep Token for like half the video 😅

[@Forget-lx4dm]

What hoodie is it I’m trying to pick one up

[@m00nrac00n]

For sure more of this version, the new cards add a lot. 16:46 New iconic Smosh moment dropped. I love the way Damien, *DM of SwordAF* reacts to everything in a mesmerizing way. His peepers really light up.

[@rpattssidepiece]

"anybody else go for a hard seltzer right now". Trevor is just like me fr

[@fyfie__357]

Damien looks so happy in this video idk he's looking so well ❤

[@JazzMaster01]

"Ass flavored Lacroix" so, every flavor of Lacroix?😂

[@MilkAndSerialKillers]

The long "Talking, laughing, loving, breathing,f ighting, f*cking..." card is the opening to the L Word for anyone who didn't get it 💕

[@Greenxnsam]

Hurt me that no one even in the crew mentioned it

[@MilkAndSerialKillers]

@@Greenxnsam literally lowkey devastated

[@arielcummings11]

Oh my gosh, my dad says that Taco Bell gives him nightmares too. I have never heard anyone else say that he literally won’t eat it unless it’s early in the day.

[@ujwalshetty1640]

Could be a symptom of Acid reflux, though I'm not totally sure, do your own research or better yet ask a doctor.

[@DinoFacce]

Arasha is so funny. Most underrated member of Smosh in my opinion.

[@roundcube3]

Damien has been the stand-in for Courtney and Shayne lol

[@abbijayne]

Damien is a whole 'nother level

[@jw5386]

Huh?

[@EvanStrommen]

Arasha is always a top tier game intro person

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

I agree. I love that they tapped in to how good of a host she is

[@luciojb]

arasha is highly intelingent. love her

[@Raindarr711]

I died at Damien yelling, "That's me! God hates me!" 🤣

[@lisa_vxng]

YES DAMIEN THANK YOU for the Cool Rock Collection rep❤😂

[@toyang6538]

lmao keith grinch core with that outfit but like it's good

[@joyouspotato2140]

Why do I feel like this comment would hit hard in a Smosh pit theater

[@shann1505]

1:52 my exact face touching soggy food when washing up

[@heyimgrace4213]

I see Damien, I see Angela, I click video. It’s that simple to draw me in.

[@C.Dat.guyoverthere]

The Koah energy in this video is a return to form

[@IceArceus_]

Damien 🤍

[@edengirly93]

Damien, Angela and Trevor!! 💗

[@shadow_King452]

Duuude getting a semi sponsorship/gift box that’s full of some of the funniest cards known to man made for an amazing video

[@kenzies.313]

The missed L Word reference hurt my lil gay heart lol

[@theoddrisk]

Saaaaame

[@rchlgthry3695]

Yall should play with the crew bc I feel like Selina would be feral

[@kaisosa9158]

the fact no one picked up the l word reference made me so sad. the fact that most of my hope someone would realize was on damien made me even sadder 😂

[@allisonb8912]

Trying to think of who in Smosh would have known it hahaha. My bets are on Tommy and Amanda.

[@kaisosa9158]

@@allisonb8912 Courtney for sureeee. Maybe chanse??

[@allisonb8912]

@@kaisosa9158 just because they’re queer? Idk, maybe, but not sure if they were the right age demographic for the show haha

[@dummythiccc666]

Bing, bang, boom. Another Smosh Cards Against Humanity to cure my depression

[@TimmySenju]

Need a video with Keith,Chanse,Amanda and Angela. Don’t care what they do but I know that their energy would be thru the roof

[@mythicalashley9542]

They need to be playing any game it will be utter chaos

[@steweyboi999]

1:52 When you ask the Wine-o aunt to watch the kids