I've got heaps of self help books. I keep buying them. I can't help myself.
@Mrbeast00993 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there... ( fake laugh through my nose)
@wswan813 жыл бұрын
Ba-Doom-Tish.
@ianhinson28293 жыл бұрын
That's funnier than Carl Barron's gag.
@RommyFallas3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Gonz01313 жыл бұрын
Mmhhmmfff.
@Markus_Andrew3 жыл бұрын
I was stealing a self-help book once when the shop guy saw me and said, "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" I said, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm helping myself!"
@evilone66663 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why the crowed was so dead,then I realised they were not Aussies.
@petergaal64893 жыл бұрын
Because he was not really funny....Australian slow shitty humor
@evilone66663 жыл бұрын
@@petergaal6489 So why were you watching?
@petergaal64893 жыл бұрын
@@evilone6666 to bore myself 🤣
@evilone66663 жыл бұрын
@@petergaal6489 Where you from?
@frasersaunder87603 жыл бұрын
@@petergaal6489 Shut up mate Aussie's have the best wit and humour anywhere in the world, dont tell me you are american
@raccuia13 жыл бұрын
Those tongs, at a party, 2 pieces of cake left, I picked up the bigger piece. The lady next to me said "oooo if it was me I would have taken the smaller piece". I said to her "well you got the bloody thing haven't ya".
@audreydoyle52683 жыл бұрын
Well, if she was going to pick it first... I'm explaining the joke aren't I..
@rayray-xs6xu3 жыл бұрын
Old Benny Hill joke, but a good one!
@damonrenshaw57439 ай бұрын
This guys live show Is absolutely brilliant. He took my laughter to a new level.
@yurrinbaladong6 ай бұрын
You think ,,standing on a curb,,helps😏😏
@HelloMyNamesNino Жыл бұрын
Well that’s a first, I’ve never nearly pissed my pants from someone doing an impression of tongs before
@1980dreads Жыл бұрын
He is the funniest comedian I ever heard
@jamesjohnson8316 Жыл бұрын
What country are you from?
@starcorpvncj Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Not funny at all.@@jamesjohnson8316
@1legend517 Жыл бұрын
From personal experience, I can 100% confirm there are such a thing as uncaring psychologists.
@craigroaring Жыл бұрын
When i told a psychologist that i was waiting to die, she responded with "people wait decades to die".
@1legend517 Жыл бұрын
@@craigroaring Wtf? That's really wrong. What a thing to say to someone who's suicidal. Just goes to show they don't care.. it's ridiculous.
@1legend517 Жыл бұрын
@@craigroaring I had a psychologist who straight up told me she didn't want to see me anymore. So now I'm just seeing a GP for meds etc and every time I bring up how I'm so depressed, can't function or work etc, he says to me "so? So am i" "join the club". From my experience, nobody cares and they wonder why people don't open up about their mental health issues.
@craigroaring Жыл бұрын
@@1legend517 I wish you the best of luck in finding happiness. There are people who care.
@johnmiceter Жыл бұрын
@@craigroaringi hope everything is ok now. I know it probably doesn't mean much from a stranger though, but I really mean it. You might think I'm fully healthy myself and its easy to say things when nothing is wrong, but I know what its like to feel bad and I don't wish it on anyone. I just know there is always a way for any condition or problem, but sometimes its a journey trying to find it. I wish you all the best my friend.
@JeliOra2 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Made me feel better with a good laugh. Great 👍
@izy92613 жыл бұрын
Us Brits get this humour because us and Australia are best mates :)) we might make fun of you for being upside down but when no ones looking we adore you :D xx
@nuggetella3 жыл бұрын
🍺♥️👍
@retts753 жыл бұрын
From NZ, Quit trying to steal our boyfriend
@consciousbeing11883 жыл бұрын
@@retts75 Now, now... Us Aussies aren't fussy... We'll climb into bed with anything... Even Poms and Kiwis 😜.. Bit incestuous but at least we're keeping it in the family. 😂
@izy92613 жыл бұрын
@jparkerwillis correct
@retts753 жыл бұрын
@jparkerwillis looks like mom is trying to be one of those "cool kids" again
@privatenexus57647 ай бұрын
1:55 what I love about this joke, Carl has one of the thickest Aussie accents, but for the joke, he puts on a fake heavy aussie accent. TR a non aussie audience, they wouldn't hear the subtleties between the two.
@Limon-mn4zx4 жыл бұрын
I though he was gonna be actually talking about self help books, but instead I got a good “laugh” out of it :)
@BrenMurphy12 жыл бұрын
Did he died? 👄
@jameshabicht67673 жыл бұрын
Carl is so funny Australian humour 🤣
@terminal2313 Жыл бұрын
That first parking spot joke reminded me of one of our comedians classic jokes. Aussies got their very own Lee Evans, youse got a very similar sense of humour to us English lot. Aint laughed this hard at a foreign comedian before unless it was another brit😂😂😂
@Hiphopdatruthnohate9 ай бұрын
One of the only comedians I like in Australia 🇦🇺
@tonybahen95482 жыл бұрын
Greatest talent comedian
@dazwall50923 жыл бұрын
I don't think Carl Barron is the problem with people who buy self-help books, I think he's making them laugh.
@eddieburgin2 жыл бұрын
The tongs bit omg haha
@santosammarco84532 жыл бұрын
Funny man no matter where he's performing 🤣
@DemocracyManifest3 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd. His wit and and talent is lost on them.
@dalexa6927 Жыл бұрын
The tong joke cracked me so bad lol love his NSW accent
@chookinathunderstorm3446 Жыл бұрын
Carl's a Queenslaner but I suppose there is some intermingling patching going on, along and either side of the border.
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
NSW accent? He mostly sounds like a typical bogan Aussie, which could come from many parts of Australia. Not just from Longreach or NSW or anywhere in between.
@steveanhiron67644 күн бұрын
Allways saying ; “How does that go again “. Glad I never saw Carl live , can you imagine him on repeat? He is medicine !
@maryj74238 ай бұрын
It does sound like British humour! I'm loving the aussie accent
@MrOx85 Жыл бұрын
Carl is a gift you can accept or fark off and get on with your life.🤣
@rd89793 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 funny as shit. The beginning laughing out of you're nose. Lol
@stephenatkinson23333 жыл бұрын
Thing that gets me about the tongs is when I choose a bread roll I only pick up/ touch the one's I am buying.
@ianhinson28293 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. True. The problem is they don't *trust you* not to touch any other ones.
@stephenatkinson23333 жыл бұрын
@@ianhinson2829 leave the paranoid mfs alone and scratching their heads. And constantly scrubbing their hands. I don't have nothing against personal hygiene, but hey!.
@robsstreaming12463 жыл бұрын
That's you, there's plenty of other grubs that don't wash their hands that will touch eveyr other roll on their selection process to get their favourite roll. That's why they hope people use the tongs.
@stephenatkinson23333 жыл бұрын
@@robsstreaming1246 That's true. Tongs are good.
@spacecowboy077233 жыл бұрын
Are you a man? Maybe 1/20 men wash their hands in the toilet. Tongs are good
@suzeb70054 жыл бұрын
Love you Carl 👏👏👏 😘
@varrjames1863 жыл бұрын
Funny how his first joke is about fake laughter...the audio is full of it!
@davidhunt135010 ай бұрын
every joke that Carl says is a very calculated carefully orchestrated joke, like any brilliant comedian, you set up the response that you want back,,,, & then bowl em over! with the funniest witt. it is the art of fishing among humans. Carl does really good observational comedy & I'm yet to see a crowd he can't break.
@user-427.commodore Жыл бұрын
Carl is a legend.. 😊
@flyingdutch98183 жыл бұрын
Very different CB routine done OS; surprised he watered down his set so much
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Watered down? 🤣 ALL good comedians change their material when they travel overseas, to suit different geographical manners, traits, vocabulary, etc. especially if they want to succeed. It's ridiculous waste of time to go overseas and use words and jokes that will certainly fall short to a foreign audience.
@karen-suzanneclaren415Ай бұрын
Love Carl's humour!!!!!
@michaelHooper-mm5pe3 ай бұрын
Good on your mate. Great To see ya standing for us. Love your jokes. We are Ayou Evans to help ustralia . What more would you be be . But are Australian. Keep up the good work.
@jamiesteel2358 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@barsixful3 жыл бұрын
He's not usually this tame
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
He's trying to appeal to a foreign audience for the first time. Nothing wrong with that. All comedians are the same.
@janetDT19043 жыл бұрын
I've been subject to quite a few uncaring psychologists. Yep.
@dylanzrim36353 жыл бұрын
“Can I see the notes” It’s pictures of penises. “Do I get my money back?”
@shaanp97964 жыл бұрын
Why is the audience facing away from the stage?
@djtutty763 жыл бұрын
Filmed in Australia. The toilets flush anti clockwise too. It's crazy.
@lifelonglearner563 жыл бұрын
@@djtutty76 Filmed in Montreal, Canada - You can see the sign on the stage at the beginning. ;)
@djtutty763 жыл бұрын
Cruisin' along no sense of humour?
@lifelonglearner563 жыл бұрын
@@djtutty76 Put it down to my German father and Russian mother.
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Rather ridiculous seating situation, indeed. Poor people pay all that money to sit so close to the stage, only to end up with a sore neck from having to look sideways all night. Or end up being sore down one side of their body, from trying to sit awkwardly all through the show, so that their neck doesn't end up being so strained all the time instead.
@ahmm76942 жыл бұрын
Next time go to a venue where people are not asleep carl. Efn hillarious it was
@luketmc-qld35542 жыл бұрын
we have a local dentist. 'peaceful dental' haha
@CurlyAndCurvy4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Love it! 🤣🤣🤣
@irkorpus3 жыл бұрын
how is there 48 thumbs dumb for this vid. guess they only laughed fake style through their nose.
@funsimulator72462 жыл бұрын
Hmmmph 👃
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
A bunch of losers who get their kicks hating on everything all their lives.
@johnray55683 жыл бұрын
Me too. Not sure what I am looking for.
@leontinaconstantin40204 жыл бұрын
😊 love Carl 🤣🤣
@jakedoyle89343 жыл бұрын
Carl Barron is top notch but its getting harder for comedians today because its all becoming politically correct and too offensive.
@helenmaurovic20413 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly doesn’t give a rats for PC.
@jakedoyle89343 жыл бұрын
@@helenmaurovic2041 haven't seen much of that bloke so I myself can't say. I've heard he is pretty funny.
@helenmaurovic20413 жыл бұрын
@@jakedoyle8934 he’s frikken hilarious. I tell ya, when I want a real laugh Billy’s the boy and Carl.
@HCain2 жыл бұрын
Steve hughes has a thing or two to say on PC culture. His stand up is hilarious!
@jakedoyle89342 жыл бұрын
@@so-b-itcustoms908 they sure are man. I have a S&m black bike
@robquickfix28412 жыл бұрын
Did he tell the sicky smoker joke twice? Or am I in a loop? Love you Carl.
@carolhope37073 жыл бұрын
Try the king brown bite, now that’s a hoot!
@dylanzrim36353 жыл бұрын
Try having a brown snake in your backyard that comes to say hello from striking range without warning.
@TheHardStyleLife10 күн бұрын
An Aussie OG this guy says such simple things but it makes so much sense being from Australia xD
@apocalypse28193 жыл бұрын
Title is about people who buy self help books, *proceeds on a **4:30** video with 10 seconds of self help book jokes* 😂
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Well, I don't think Carl had any say in the title of this video.
@apocalypse281910 ай бұрын
@@mebeme007 didn't say he did, the channel that shared this video are to blame for a completely false title
@Nat881233 жыл бұрын
Champion. He knows how to tease me. I want him to treat me like Charlue Sheen.
@RangaPirate3 жыл бұрын
Dayem. Tough crowd..... seemed more like a funeral than a comedy gig.
@d.k.1394 Жыл бұрын
Laughing is the best self help book
@albertross85472 жыл бұрын
I didn't even nose-laugh. I just arse-laughed instead.
@Plethorality Жыл бұрын
Haha!
@John-pg9vk4 жыл бұрын
Yes, good stuff. 😂
@maxtaylor8072 Жыл бұрын
Carl is to Australians what Ricky Gervais is to the British.
@d.k.1394 Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
No way. Ricky Gervais' comedy can be far more crude and blunt than Carl's material ever has been.
@karenstrong8887 Жыл бұрын
Canada got exactly what he was saying. Funny is funny.
@mymatemartin2 жыл бұрын
I have those tongs. Cracked me up.
@martinkuliza11 ай бұрын
0:58 Literally me and my neighbour do this to each other all the time except we're not like... Washin ya car huh (Because that's dumb) and it's not YOU WANNA do mine after that it's more like Hi mate... Yeah mate, since you're washing your car i'll just pull mine up it'll only take you a sec, I mean... Do your one first of course ..............THANKS MATE it's more like that
@platinumpatience53073 жыл бұрын
I was honestly expecting a George Carlin knock-off.
@lucidByte3 жыл бұрын
Brine.
@dcmastermindfirst9418 Жыл бұрын
Carlin was a miserable old drunk hippy. This guy is actually good
@causinstatic3 жыл бұрын
Carl is an outstanding comedian. By that I mean ill be standing outside while he performs.
@causinstatic3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, easily the greatest comedian from Aus. In my top 10 world wide
@tonysuda90663 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
@causinstatic However, you will click on his videos just to type out a comment to slag him off. What a joke.
@Smurphenstein4 жыл бұрын
I have dozens of self help books, I could easily be a better man, if only I could read.
@liamc11023 жыл бұрын
Teach yourself to read
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
It'd be funny if you didn't have to actually type out that joke and post it.
@pastorofmuppets88343 жыл бұрын
My last self help book said to stop watching Carl Barron
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Perhaps the next book you should get could be all about not clicking on videos of comedians, celebs, etc, just to slag them off in the comments section, all to make yourself feel better in some sad way.
@pastorofmuppets883410 ай бұрын
@@mebeme007 you sound pretty sad. Is everything ok?
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
@@pastorofmuppets8834 How ironic.
@pastorofmuppets883410 ай бұрын
@@mebeme007 ok then. Perhaps the next book you should get could be all about how to be happier and see the funny side of things.
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
@@pastorofmuppets8834 Nothing wrong with my sense of humour, dear. After all, the irony that continues to come from you, is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@d.k.1394 Жыл бұрын
Love ittt
@danjhl3 жыл бұрын
tongs joke was deadly funny
@davidfanai11774 жыл бұрын
Good
@d.k.1394 Жыл бұрын
He is lovely
@izy92613 жыл бұрын
He really called out that guy :D
@TJ-yg3cb3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever!
@petewest59732 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve seen Carl bomb
@danielholm3420 Жыл бұрын
Not being aussies hasn't helped I dont think, but certainly not his norm best
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Bomb? I guess when they showed the actual audience laughing, you were too busy picking your nose or something else.
@d.k.1394 Жыл бұрын
Soooo gud
@quokka43293 жыл бұрын
From Saint Kilda to Kings Cross
@sallysmith97339 ай бұрын
I would watch ADDS. if you did them.. 😊
@Gordon_L3 жыл бұрын
Carl was ok once but I haven't heard any new material for ages , every time on tv or youtube it's stuff I've heard before .
@maxpower91753 жыл бұрын
Then stop watching it ya d'head
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever. Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour. And then all the uploads happen all over again. But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless.
@davidholden4526 Жыл бұрын
That's a funny one tongs
@benchant1813 жыл бұрын
This guy does not age
@karenmarsh10673 жыл бұрын
He still has his childhood haircut
@kathyspencer339 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🥳
@amyclarke412 жыл бұрын
ok
@atholraw58833 жыл бұрын
Why clap your hands if something is funny, wouldn't a laugh be better.
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
I guess you've never clapped and laughed at anything at the same time.
@ricky689443 жыл бұрын
carl needs to write new material he been telling same jokes for yrs
@dylanzrim36353 жыл бұрын
News flash, comedians don’t do a new set every single show... and they recycle old bits when they go to a different country
@ricky689443 жыл бұрын
@@dylanzrim3635 recycling jokes for 15 yrs lmao this is why Jim Jefferies made it and he didnt
@mebeme00710 ай бұрын
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever. Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour. And then all the uploads happen all over again. But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless. As for Jim Jefferies, please explain exactly HOW he supposedly made it? His attempt to conquer the UK went nowhere. The Jim Jefferies Show in the U.S only went for a bit over 2 years. And now he's ended up back in Australia hosting a lame quiz show on channel 7. Hardly the personification of "making it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile, Carl bought himself a 4.7 million dollar penthouse on Darling Point just a few yrs ago. So he's certainly done well enough for himself, without trying to hang onto America to make himself feel important or worthy in some sad way.
@SteamRailPatreonR761VR Жыл бұрын
the Aussie George Carlin !!!!
@351clevelandmodifiedmotor49 ай бұрын
help yourself to the self help books
@patrick50342 ай бұрын
Tough crowd
@tpqbaitulilmi2094 жыл бұрын
👍
@thecapedgremlin00014 ай бұрын
its called self-honesty...he complains of running-out of jokes, when its observational-humour...dahhh...!
@sarcasmo57 Жыл бұрын
Hot guy.
@Pvmanne3 жыл бұрын
2021 comedy blows
@mysteryman64643 жыл бұрын
Rodney Rude i remember from the 80s/90s .. what dafuq happened to him??
@foamyone1013 жыл бұрын
He finally got his bike and ride off into the sunset
@leighcecil33223 жыл бұрын
Definitely assie humour...! It would have been a hard gig...👍 must be the cold weather.. maybe a moose joke... mite of got a laugh,!
@sangeetananda54634 жыл бұрын
noice
@gmarounf7472 Жыл бұрын
Carl definitely needed to make a set tailored more for foreign audiences. They aren't getting it at all.. but also the jokes he chose and the delivery weren't great for this audience.
@Oscaritoooo3 жыл бұрын
Why r they not laughing? Tough on a comedian .
@alinanaghi42633 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha Ha Ha
@melindamcmullen7 ай бұрын
Hulk ok na Matt a tart hey 👋
@michaeleverett2360 Жыл бұрын
Akamyl
@dontscrewwithgodschosen66922 жыл бұрын
🧚🏻♂️❣️🌌😆✌️
@Itsfranklyfrank3 жыл бұрын
69th comment
@Itsfranklyfrank3 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Wallbank Its not easy getting a 69 mate
@kf_isher1149 Жыл бұрын
asdf
@statanhelier968511 ай бұрын
F telstra
@gunlean7738 Жыл бұрын
Jeepers, Carls looking old n tired here. Looks like an extra on the set of the Addams Family!!
@MrOx85 Жыл бұрын
Is that your attempt at humour?Try again ya parrott!!!
@Micko350 Жыл бұрын
I saw him live about 25 years ago, & decided to see him again about 5 years Later. It was the exact same show, word for word, needless to say I was pretty p'd off!