go to any bar in jersey and you will hear an almost identical conversation being had any night of the week
@skinisdelicious33653 жыл бұрын
I feel assaulted and understood at the same time
@christraymer37273 жыл бұрын
I moved to Massachusetts after my first stint in the can down in Texas. Walked into a hardware store, saw this exact cartoony ass voice coming out of a 300 pound black tradesman in a Dickies Jacket. Blew my friggin mind
@southy983 жыл бұрын
This is every goddam construction crew I’ve seen working in my building.
@InspectorSomething3 жыл бұрын
8 years later and I still agree
@KameSennin42093 жыл бұрын
Stone-cold night! O' da week!
@SuburbanProperty2 жыл бұрын
Carl's a good friend and son. Hypes up his buddy, confirms his joke's hilarity, takes care of and defends his mom, and is willing to drop a conflict after an immediate apology. This is a real man.
@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds2 жыл бұрын
Although he ironically yells and curses at his mom in the very same clip
@SuburbanProperty2 жыл бұрын
@@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds nobody is perfect. His mum was outta line
@michaeloterotho2 жыл бұрын
@@SuburbanProperty 🤣
@kellytolliver23902 жыл бұрын
Not like those bastards from Boston
@OmegaChase10022 жыл бұрын
@@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds it's different when its family.
@yamakbats10 жыл бұрын
"U DONT TALK LIKE DAT TO MY MAH!!!" "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!!!" Real men talk.
@@JoaoGabriel-th4xy More along the lines that it became more fluff than news.
@bannedtwice77672 жыл бұрын
@@rararasputin8608 bingo
@bazingaeffect41552 жыл бұрын
@@JoaoGabriel-th4xy nope they won
@yolkonut68512 жыл бұрын
"YOU DON'T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!" "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!" That killed me
@derrickjenkins24552 жыл бұрын
ACCEPTED!!!!
@xenomorph2056 Жыл бұрын
"Shut yer friggin' mouth, ma!!!"
@MrLTiger Жыл бұрын
this might be the only time Carl accepted an apology
@coachleif10 ай бұрын
ACCEPTED!
@deletedTestimony4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is how Ma makes one bit of actual commentary and it's dead on like a punch in the nose
@Torgo19694 жыл бұрын
Yes. Manning got ragdolled in that game.
@83delgado4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Rubyofthedead2 жыл бұрын
And Carl immediately slaps her down for it.
@Tadesan2 жыл бұрын
Shut your friggin' mouth ma.
@pickuptruck88022 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of it’s time. He’s like the godfather of every barstool podcast
@tarransanders212 жыл бұрын
He truly is, lmfao.
@puppetmaster8551 Жыл бұрын
Barstool podcasts wish they were as funny as Carl
@Ethonra2 жыл бұрын
"Is this the hospital?" "Go back to bed, Ma." I love that. Carl just shut that question down and moved on. He cares in his own Carl way.
@ZeFluffyKnight4 жыл бұрын
As pictured here, a die-hard Giants fan and a die-hard Jets fan come together to tell the Patriots to piss off.
@brandonman9410 ай бұрын
J. E. T. S. JETSJETSJETS! OH YOU WANNA PIECE O ME?
@puffythedestroyer88786 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that they use the council music from metalocalypse
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I would've never realized this if someone hadn't pointed it out. It makes this even better
@fucker6615 жыл бұрын
They did it first
@RiverBottomBoys.4 жыл бұрын
ATHF was before Metalocalypse. So the correct comment would be. "Metalocalypse used the same music for their counsil scenes".
@ADT26954 жыл бұрын
+Wiscolivin. No, no it would not, if the themed music’s origin was from the TV show ‘Metalocalypse’.
@mattjindrak4 жыл бұрын
Yeah you GOTTA love it.
@AbuBishir11 жыл бұрын
he needs his own sports show
@infernoxiv87002 жыл бұрын
I WOULD SUB TO THIS!
@avosmash21212 жыл бұрын
I have zero sports interests and still would enjoy that.
@OmegaChase1002 Жыл бұрын
This is the sports show. There's a buncha these.
@flowerboy65374 жыл бұрын
Im so glad the Giants won for Carl
@dolphignition71763 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad the Giants won.... because Fuck the Patriots!
@theminuteman34603 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad the Bills won week 17
@dolphignition71763 жыл бұрын
@@theminuteman3460 I'm actually rooting for the Bills to win it all this year... don't push it...
@theminuteman34603 жыл бұрын
Me too, I want to see the Bills win it all.
@zedanide69843 жыл бұрын
It's fuck the Chiefs now
@terrencemcdaniel66052 жыл бұрын
"The 'Niners sacked Eli 6 times" 😂😂😂
@geordiejones56182 жыл бұрын
Six anamolies
@TheNextBigJobber2 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS A FLUKE MA!!!
@mememachine-3862 жыл бұрын
Six flukes
@chucknorrisismypal2 жыл бұрын
Right. Six flukes.
@isaacmayer66842 жыл бұрын
How about you get your head out of your ass
@Spazticspaz3 жыл бұрын
I was so hype when the Giants won. It was like we were following Carl through the whole series rooting along side him
@fireflocs3 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy he's still friends with Dominic.
@DontPretendtoCare11 ай бұрын
They do have a lot in common.
@gregoryginal601010 жыл бұрын
Looks like Carl got his mom out of that dark, abysmal VA hospital
@idklol41973 жыл бұрын
Carl outpredicted many so called experts on this one
@LPcustom7611 жыл бұрын
dominic is really a jets fan, as seen in the episode "buddy nugget".
@Michael_Sangworth5 жыл бұрын
He probs just likes them more than the patriots
@grimmseti4 жыл бұрын
@@Michael_Sangworth He's also prolly being promised money or some shit.
@Michael_Sangworth4 жыл бұрын
Nate Richkind lmao I’d bet Carl would put a lot of money on the line for the giants Super Bowl.
@scotchbonnet74 жыл бұрын
Giants are the lesser evil to a Jets fan.
@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx3 жыл бұрын
What happened to the other guy in that episode? Why isn't he in it? Unless....
@weefi_11 жыл бұрын
Being from Jersey and being a longtime Giants fan, all I have to say is...spot on adult swim, spot on.
@butchrowerakamannyfraker9552 жыл бұрын
Go Giants!!
@Jerry_Freestyle2 жыл бұрын
Giants!? [bleep] Texans!! Bulls On Parade baby :( I hope
@Satisfaction-Jaxson Жыл бұрын
Jersey is split in half South Jersey is green.
@bigmeknurgle7 жыл бұрын
SAWWRY, I APOLOGIZE!
@LFCtvUSA3 жыл бұрын
Accepted
@benjaminoechsli19414 ай бұрын
They really are friends.
@BeavisSaves4 жыл бұрын
There has never been a better sports show than this in the history of the world.
@metrodonkey80934 жыл бұрын
I hope Carl's commencement means more locks this year
@motnurky70554 жыл бұрын
God I hope so, Carl is the reason I cant hate the Giants as a Cowgirls fan
@motnurky70554 жыл бұрын
@Jake Shattuck One who's been screaming at a television for nearly ten years to fire Jason Garrett At some point you kind of just stop caring
@Jerry_Freestyle4 жыл бұрын
MappaKishin Best thing in Dallas is I-45 South coming into God Bless Houston, Texas
@tylerryan7132 жыл бұрын
"You don't talk to my ma that way!" "Sorry I apologize!" "Accepted." New Jersey: We don't yell at you just because we're mad, we yell because we think with the volume turned up.
@bom63302 жыл бұрын
10 years later, still hilarious
@Deshoda1002 жыл бұрын
A real gem AS did here with these shorts bits. Never cared for football but I always liked hearing Carl give his opinion on a game. As exaggerated as they are.
@Sly88Frye4 жыл бұрын
His ma may have been old and tired but she tried to offer a reasonable counterpoint and still got shut down. Hilarious! I mean the Giants did win after all but it wasn't such a one-sided game.
@wingsofped0philia5843 жыл бұрын
Giants 74 Patriots 2
@no642562 жыл бұрын
It's nice seeing a nicer side of Carl
@manbob152 жыл бұрын
He probably normally is, he just hates his neighbors…very friggen much..
@VITRUVIANMANNOLA12 жыл бұрын
"6 flukes."
@UNKNOWN-sy2kr4 жыл бұрын
Right 6 flukes!
@eternallegacy893 жыл бұрын
@@UNKNOWN-sy2kr You need to get your head out of your ass!
@mackyboy44323 жыл бұрын
@@eternallegacy89 YOU DON’T TAWK TO MY MA THAT WAY
@eternallegacy893 жыл бұрын
@@mackyboy4432 SAWRY I APOLOGIZE!!!!
@nighttime-mime3 жыл бұрын
@@eternallegacy89 ACCEPTED
@scotchbonnet74 жыл бұрын
I would legit watch football if commentary was like this
@wingsofped0philia5843 жыл бұрын
“That was a fluke Ma! Yeah, 6 flukes!”
@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem40932 жыл бұрын
Carl thinks that the 49ers sacking Manning 6 times was 6 flukes but he predicts the only score the Pats will get in the SB will be via safety - which is usually achieved by sacking the QB in the endzone. Checks out.
@LazyPirate82 жыл бұрын
Carl needs his own spin off.
@LIONTAMER3D2 жыл бұрын
he's one of the greatest cartoon characters ever developed
@themachoechidnaugandarandy75832 жыл бұрын
Sadly he got isekaid and is now helping the world of fantasy repopulate.
@theequalizer6945 ай бұрын
@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583He’s also trying to introduce football to the people of that land on the side. What a saint
@dwaynesbadchemicals7 ай бұрын
I just wish Carl made more friends.
@notabirdboy Жыл бұрын
Love that he kept his friends from that one episode
@pepperjackman12311 жыл бұрын
I'd watch sports if it were like this...
@hh-tp5cn4 жыл бұрын
It is like this
@sabi29553 жыл бұрын
@@hh-tp5cn it really is 😂😂 #herewego
@LokNex9153 жыл бұрын
Go a local bar and you’ll find atleast 3 discussions like this
@dudewatches61253 жыл бұрын
Andrew, you still alive after seven years?
@pepperjackman1233 жыл бұрын
@@dudewatches6125 I am and I'm still waiting for better sports lol
@MajorBeatings1012 жыл бұрын
ESPN could replace all their taking heads with this True Gentleman.
@DirtyJerseyProductions12 жыл бұрын
HELLLL NO! In NJ you may be able to pick from the Giants, Jets, or even the Eagles, but you only get one choice. Luckily Carl chose correctly.
@SpectralUmbreon197 Жыл бұрын
The Giants just won their first Playoff game since that Super Bowl. So naturally, I had to come here.
@cangrejopendejo49092 жыл бұрын
I still watch these even though I don't and never have watched the NFL, and these are almost 10 years old.
@crimsondynamo6156 ай бұрын
“Is this the hospital?” “Go back to bed, ma.”
@trevordelarosa35995 жыл бұрын
“SHUT YO FRIGGIN MOUTH MAH!!!” Lmfao Carl is the shit
@myblacklab710 ай бұрын
I wish he would do these every week.
@Stevon12512 жыл бұрын
the niners sacked eli six times.....that was a fluke mom! 6 flukes!!.....yah 6 flukes!!...lol
@eternallegacy893 жыл бұрын
Get your head out of your ass...
@dudewatches61253 жыл бұрын
The best fucking part is that they were right and the Giants somehow won, LMFAO
@friskecrisps803810 ай бұрын
“That was a fluke mah!” “Six flukes” “Right six flukes”
@ninjaswordtothehead10 ай бұрын
Carl is my sole source of football info.
@Torgo19694 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to hate the Patriots as long as Belichick is the coach. He and Parcells resurrected the NYGs back in the 80s.
@Grundleburger9 ай бұрын
"It's like Yoda's name if he didn't have the name Yoda" God the ATHF writers were on their A-game, easily up there for some of the most iconic tv of the 2000's
@estrellacasias2 жыл бұрын
I wanna go to New Jersey. Everyone says he's exactly what its like to see a Carl In The wild
@mindriot91_962 жыл бұрын
I wish they would bring this show back. Damn, I miss it.
@HNT63 Жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth
@DontPretendtoCare11 ай бұрын
@@HNT63 Wish granted.
@Danny_Boy963 жыл бұрын
I feel like I had this exact conversation before that super bowl, and yes I’m from New Jersey
@LevinsConvoy10 ай бұрын
God I missed these Wish these kept going.
@HC-qc5rp2 жыл бұрын
“It’s like Yoda’s name if he didn’t have the name Yoda” fucking killed me
@AdmiralBetas12 жыл бұрын
Where was Carl's Ma when his dad was making him make insulation?
@yellowblanka60584 жыл бұрын
Morbidly obese and sound asleep in the other room?
@jackkavanagh6337 Жыл бұрын
My dad and I (before we stopped taking) loved this skit from athf, when Carl said, “shut your figgin mouth, MA!” We both lost it!
@ztc334 жыл бұрын
“6 flukes!” 😂😂😂
@Imaxxacre111 жыл бұрын
Is this the hospital?
@rustyshackelford35905 жыл бұрын
Starcrux go back to bed ma
@simonpeter50324 жыл бұрын
Why am I just seeing this for the first time now?
@everstray748211 ай бұрын
This was surprisingly wholesome. I love Carl. 😂
@EricSchmerick12 жыл бұрын
Carl knows his football.
@DirtyJerseyProductions12 жыл бұрын
What can I say? We have a state full of expert analysts lol
@SidneyBroadshead Жыл бұрын
*_Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week_* (Season 4, Ep19: _Patriots vs Giants_ ; January 15, 2012) _New England Patriots vs New York Giants_ (NFL 2011 Season (Superbowl XLVI); February 5, 2012) {LucasOil Field; Indianapolis, Indiana} Giants 21 | Patriots 17
@clublazy94686 ай бұрын
I like that these two actually became friends after that buddy magnet
@smokeyhat Жыл бұрын
Carl: YOU DON’T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!!! Also Carl: SHUT UR FRIGGIN MOUT MA!!!
@danielkurlan182 Жыл бұрын
I am a Giants fan and I had to watch this one before the first game of the season this Sunday
@joetatos86872 жыл бұрын
can we please get the NFL to use Carl for all post game recaps lmfao
@scar024 жыл бұрын
Bring it back 2020
@scotthaggerty775510 ай бұрын
I love that even in the dream Giants win scenario the Pats still get a safety on them
@Thoroughly_Wet Жыл бұрын
I thought Dominic liked the jets
@mememachine-3862 жыл бұрын
I wish these never stopped
@majinboot87754 жыл бұрын
Eli, Boom, everytime. Correct.
@Ayleen_Hazar8 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I apologize!!1
@thecianinator4 жыл бұрын
I love how Carl's mom is bald too
@Anon-lu6ct4 жыл бұрын
They say you get your hair genes from your mothers side
@GuardianComplex4 жыл бұрын
"There aint nothing to do in Indianapolis."
@JaniceVinson4 жыл бұрын
Fucking right it's not
@Jerry_Freestyle4 жыл бұрын
They’ve got that restaurant with the oversized chicken sandwich I saw it on Man v Food when it was Adam Richman way back when
@joehill40942 жыл бұрын
This is the closes we will get to a podcast hosted by Carl
@ChazWalser7 ай бұрын
I thought those 2 were gonna were gonna have a shoving match again to show how much they are still friends
@fedthabronydude11 жыл бұрын
wasn't expert #1 a jets fan?
@Soldiershak4 жыл бұрын
Lol it really says something when Carl has most of his mother's features
@CornholioPuppetMaster10 ай бұрын
I like how Carl converted Dominic from jets to giants
@holyballswappfalls11584 жыл бұрын
YOU FRIGGIN ROCK CARL
@michaeldimtsios3827 Жыл бұрын
Wherever I say that Eli Manning isn't a Hall of Famer, the response is always: "Eli: BOOM! Everytime."
@NameName2.04 жыл бұрын
I.. I love this friendship.
@irvinnicely5475 Жыл бұрын
Last time I checked, Dominic was a Jets fan.
@johnnyk6174 жыл бұрын
I would watch this show religiously if this was a series
@dblount15013 жыл бұрын
ESPN needs Carl NOW
@Monk-ow3ok2 жыл бұрын
If ATHF was revived today Carl would probably have a sports podcast. That is sporadically updated and frequently off topic
@epictorres9610 ай бұрын
Damn I just revisited this video after many years and I got so sad when they mentioned that the Giants had a rock solid o-line 😭😭😭😭
@MrRonald327Ай бұрын
Carl: Never disrespect my Mah!
@toughmanrandysavage30775 жыл бұрын
Honestly aqua teen would suck without carl.
@rankrodent27724 жыл бұрын
Master shake tho
@peacegoose4 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt say suck, there are plenty of classic moments without carl, but yeah the show would be nowhere as good
@Wedgecorpslave4 жыл бұрын
Incorrect
@__-vu3bv4 жыл бұрын
Carl is a perfect straight man
@rosecitystud19083 жыл бұрын
No it wouldn't. It would be cake without icing. Still good but not perfect
@hitoshisawa84797 жыл бұрын
BRING HIM BACK
@rujiel46202 жыл бұрын
Carl's mom reminds me a lot of my own Mom.. it kinda made me a bit sad.
@whyidkwhy10 ай бұрын
i think this only time Carl was being "Nice" to his Ma
@DPoner10 ай бұрын
One of the best pieces of television, ever 🎉
@fedthabronydude11 жыл бұрын
actually, he's the dominator, sorry
@eternallegacy893 жыл бұрын
Dominasty
@MrBraffZachlin11 жыл бұрын
friggin factors
@Derplox3 жыл бұрын
This video getting alot of love... The algorithm has been really good to Aqua teen this past year..
@kisame7864 жыл бұрын
I miss these
@capitalismsucks95902 жыл бұрын
“You don’t talk to my ma that way” “SORRY I APOLOGIZE” “Apology accepted” Average day in Jersey
@chris_14127 ай бұрын
I thought Dominic liked the Jets more, but I won't complain, I love seeing these two together having their bro talk. Besides, I dont know anything about American football
@federicopalacios74396 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the joke is precisely that he's a Jets fan, because he's meant to be unbiased, but he's there just to shit on the Patriots.
@RuggedRebelRon12 жыл бұрын
GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN !!!
@ChefJeezy2 жыл бұрын
Wow this takes back not sure why it's in my feed today but I love that it is 😂