Carl's Lock: Giants vs Patriots

[@hereisthekhonch]

go to any bar in jersey and you will hear an almost identical conversation being had any night of the week

[@skinisdelicious3365]

I feel assaulted and understood at the same time

[@christraymer3727]

I moved to Massachusetts after my first stint in the can down in Texas. Walked into a hardware store, saw this exact cartoony ass voice coming out of a 300 pound black tradesman in a Dickies Jacket. Blew my friggin mind

[@southy98]

This is every goddam construction crew I’ve seen working in my building.

[@InspectorSomething]

8 years later and I still agree

[@KameSennin4209]

Stone-cold night! O' da week!

[@SuburbanProperty]

Carl's a good friend and son. Hypes up his buddy, confirms his joke's hilarity, takes care of and defends his mom, and is willing to drop a conflict after an immediate apology. This is a real man.

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

Although he ironically yells and curses at his mom in the very same clip

[@SuburbanProperty]

@@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds nobody is perfect. His mum was outta line

[@michaeloterotho]

@@SuburbanProperty 🤣

[@kellytolliver2390]

Not like those bastards from Boston

[@OmegaChase1002]

@@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds it's different when its family.

[@yamakbats]

"U DONT TALK LIKE DAT TO MY MAH!!!" "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!!!" Real men talk.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Accepted!

[@colzbroeffectboss4619]

SHUT UR FRIGGIN MOUTH MA!

[@christraymer3727]

@@crazyluigi6664 nothing else said, nothing else needed said.

[@7Yearsmarty]

It is like that sometimes

[@donaldpetersen2382]

6

[@scottnomore9489]

This aged better than most ESPN clips to be fair

[@gustavogutierrez6568]

This is much better

[@JoaoGabriel-th4xy]

Let me Guess the Giants lost

[@rararasputin8608]

@@JoaoGabriel-th4xy More along the lines that it became more fluff than news.

[@bannedtwice7767]

@@rararasputin8608 bingo

[@bazingaeffect4155]

@@JoaoGabriel-th4xy nope they won

[@yolkonut6851]

"YOU DON'T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!" "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!" That killed me

[@derrickjenkins2455]

ACCEPTED!!!!

[@xenomorph2056]

"Shut yer friggin' mouth, ma!!!"

[@MrLTiger]

this might be the only time Carl accepted an apology

[@coachleif]

ACCEPTED!

[@deletedTestimony]

My favorite part is how Ma makes one bit of actual commentary and it's dead on like a punch in the nose

[@Torgo1969]

Yes. Manning got ragdolled in that game.

[@83delgado]

Lol

[@Rubyofthedead]

And Carl immediately slaps her down for it.

[@Tadesan]

Shut your friggin' mouth ma.

[@pickuptruck8802]

Way ahead of it’s time. He’s like the godfather of every barstool podcast

[@tarransanders21]

He truly is, lmfao.

[@puppetmaster8551]

Barstool podcasts wish they were as funny as Carl

[@Ethonra]

"Is this the hospital?" "Go back to bed, Ma." I love that. Carl just shut that question down and moved on. He cares in his own Carl way.

[@ZeFluffyKnight]

As pictured here, a die-hard Giants fan and a die-hard Jets fan come together to tell the Patriots to piss off.

[@brandonman94]

J. E. T. S. JETSJETSJETS! OH YOU WANNA PIECE O ME?

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

Gotta love that they use the council music from metalocalypse

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Oh my God I would've never realized this if someone hadn't pointed it out. It makes this even better

[@fucker661]

They did it first

[@RiverBottomBoys.]

ATHF was before Metalocalypse. So the correct comment would be. "Metalocalypse used the same music for their counsil scenes".

[@ADT2695]

+Wiscolivin. No, no it would not, if the themed music’s origin was from the TV show ‘Metalocalypse’.

[@mattjindrak]

Yeah you GOTTA love it.

[@AbuBishir]

he needs his own sports show

[@infernoxiv8700]

I WOULD SUB TO THIS!

[@avosmash2121]

I have zero sports interests and still would enjoy that.

[@OmegaChase1002]

This is the sports show. There's a buncha these.

[@flowerboy6537]

Im so glad the Giants won for Carl

[@dolphignition7176]

I'm so glad the Giants won.... because Fuck the Patriots!

[@theminuteman3460]

I’m so glad the Bills won week 17

[@dolphignition7176]

@@theminuteman3460 I'm actually rooting for the Bills to win it all this year... don't push it...

[@theminuteman3460]

Me too, I want to see the Bills win it all.

[@zedanide6984]

It's fuck the Chiefs now

[@terrencemcdaniel6605]

"The 'Niners sacked Eli 6 times" 😂😂😂

[@geordiejones5618]

Six anamolies

[@TheNextBigJobber]

THAT WAS A FLUKE MA!!!

[@mememachine-386]

Six flukes

[@chucknorrisismypal]

Right. Six flukes.

[@isaacmayer6684]

How about you get your head out of your ass

[@Spazticspaz]

I was so hype when the Giants won. It was like we were following Carl through the whole series rooting along side him

[@fireflocs]

I'm so happy he's still friends with Dominic.

[@DontPretendtoCare]

They do have a lot in common.

[@gregoryginal6010]

Looks like Carl got his mom out of that dark, abysmal VA hospital

[@idklol4197]

Carl outpredicted many so called experts on this one

[@LPcustom76]

dominic is really a jets fan, as seen in the episode "buddy nugget".

[@Michael_Sangworth]

He probs just likes them more than the patriots

[@grimmseti]

@@Michael_Sangworth He's also prolly being promised money or some shit.

[@Michael_Sangworth]

Nate Richkind lmao I’d bet Carl would put a lot of money on the line for the giants Super Bowl.

[@scotchbonnet7]

Giants are the lesser evil to a Jets fan.

[@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx]

What happened to the other guy in that episode? Why isn't he in it? Unless....

[@weefi_]

Being from Jersey and being a longtime Giants fan, all I have to say is...spot on adult swim, spot on.

[@butchrowerakamannyfraker955]

Go Giants!!

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

Giants!? [bleep] Texans!! Bulls On Parade baby :( I hope

[@Satisfaction-Jaxson]

Jersey is split in half South Jersey is green.

[@bigmeknurgle]

SAWWRY, I APOLOGIZE!

[@LFCtvUSA]

Accepted

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

They really are friends.

[@BeavisSaves]

There has never been a better sports show than this in the history of the world.

[@metrodonkey8093]

I hope Carl's commencement means more locks this year

[@motnurky7055]

God I hope so, Carl is the reason I cant hate the Giants as a Cowgirls fan

[@motnurky7055]

@Jake Shattuck One who's been screaming at a television for nearly ten years to fire Jason Garrett At some point you kind of just stop caring

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

MappaKishin Best thing in Dallas is I-45 South coming into God Bless Houston, Texas

[@tylerryan713]

"You don't talk to my ma that way!" "Sorry I apologize!" "Accepted." New Jersey: We don't yell at you just because we're mad, we yell because we think with the volume turned up.

[@bom6330]

10 years later, still hilarious

[@Deshoda100]

A real gem AS did here with these shorts bits. Never cared for football but I always liked hearing Carl give his opinion on a game. As exaggerated as they are.

[@Sly88Frye]

His ma may have been old and tired but she tried to offer a reasonable counterpoint and still got shut down. Hilarious! I mean the Giants did win after all but it wasn't such a one-sided game.

[@wingsofped0philia584]

Giants 74 Patriots 2

[@no64256]

It's nice seeing a nicer side of Carl

[@manbob15]

He probably normally is, he just hates his neighbors…very friggen much..

[@VITRUVIANMANNOLA]

"6 flukes."

[@UNKNOWN-sy2kr]

Right 6 flukes!

[@eternallegacy89]

@@UNKNOWN-sy2kr You need to get your head out of your ass!

[@mackyboy4432]

@@eternallegacy89 YOU DON’T TAWK TO MY MA THAT WAY

[@eternallegacy89]

@@mackyboy4432 SAWRY I APOLOGIZE!!!!

[@nighttime-mime]

@@eternallegacy89 ACCEPTED

[@scotchbonnet7]

I would legit watch football if commentary was like this

[@wingsofped0philia584]

“That was a fluke Ma! Yeah, 6 flukes!”

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

Carl thinks that the 49ers sacking Manning 6 times was 6 flukes but he predicts the only score the Pats will get in the SB will be via safety - which is usually achieved by sacking the QB in the endzone. Checks out.

[@LazyPirate8]

Carl needs his own spin off.

[@LIONTAMER3D]

he's one of the greatest cartoon characters ever developed

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Sadly he got isekaid and is now helping the world of fantasy repopulate.

[@theequalizer694]

@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583He’s also trying to introduce football to the people of that land on the side. What a saint

[@dwaynesbadchemicals]

I just wish Carl made more friends.

[@notabirdboy]

Love that he kept his friends from that one episode

[@pepperjackman123]

I'd watch sports if it were like this...

[@hh-tp5cn]

It is like this

[@sabi2955]

@@hh-tp5cn it really is 😂😂 #herewego

[@LokNex915]

Go a local bar and you’ll find atleast 3 discussions like this

[@dudewatches6125]

Andrew, you still alive after seven years?

[@pepperjackman123]

@@dudewatches6125 I am and I'm still waiting for better sports lol

[@MajorBeatings101]

ESPN could replace all their taking heads with this True Gentleman.

[@DirtyJerseyProductions]

HELLLL NO! In NJ you may be able to pick from the Giants, Jets, or even the Eagles, but you only get one choice. Luckily Carl chose correctly.

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

The Giants just won their first Playoff game since that Super Bowl. So naturally, I had to come here.

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

I still watch these even though I don't and never have watched the NFL, and these are almost 10 years old.

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Is this the hospital?” “Go back to bed, ma.”

[@trevordelarosa3599]

“SHUT YO FRIGGIN MOUTH MAH!!!” Lmfao Carl is the shit

[@myblacklab7]

I wish he would do these every week.

[@Stevon125]

the niners sacked eli six times.....that was a fluke mom! 6 flukes!!.....yah 6 flukes!!...lol

[@eternallegacy89]

Get your head out of your ass...

[@dudewatches6125]

The best fucking part is that they were right and the Giants somehow won, LMFAO

[@friskecrisps8038]

“That was a fluke mah!” “Six flukes” “Right six flukes”

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

Carl is my sole source of football info.

[@Torgo1969]

I find it hard to hate the Patriots as long as Belichick is the coach. He and Parcells resurrected the NYGs back in the 80s.

[@Grundleburger]

"It's like Yoda's name if he didn't have the name Yoda" God the ATHF writers were on their A-game, easily up there for some of the most iconic tv of the 2000's

[@estrellacasias]

I wanna go to New Jersey. Everyone says he's exactly what its like to see a Carl In The wild

[@mindriot91_96]

I wish they would bring this show back. Damn, I miss it.

[@HNT63]

Ain't that the truth

[@DontPretendtoCare]

@@HNT63 Wish granted.

[@Danny_Boy96]

I feel like I had this exact conversation before that super bowl, and yes I’m from New Jersey

[@LevinsConvoy]

God I missed these Wish these kept going.

[@HC-qc5rp]

“It’s like Yoda’s name if he didn’t have the name Yoda” fucking killed me

[@AdmiralBetas]

Where was Carl's Ma when his dad was making him make insulation?

[@yellowblanka6058]

Morbidly obese and sound asleep in the other room?

[@jackkavanagh6337]

My dad and I (before we stopped taking) loved this skit from athf, when Carl said, “shut your figgin mouth, MA!” We both lost it!

[@ztc33]

“6 flukes!” 😂😂😂

[@Imaxxacre1]

Is this the hospital?

[@rustyshackelford3590]

Starcrux go back to bed ma

[@simonpeter5032]

Why am I just seeing this for the first time now?

[@everstray7482]

This was surprisingly wholesome. I love Carl. 😂

[@EricSchmerick]

Carl knows his football.

[@DirtyJerseyProductions]

What can I say? We have a state full of expert analysts lol

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*_Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week_* (Season 4, Ep19: _Patriots vs Giants_ ; January 15, 2012) _New England Patriots vs New York Giants_ (NFL 2011 Season (Superbowl XLVI); February 5, 2012) {LucasOil Field; Indianapolis, Indiana} Giants 21 | Patriots 17

[@clublazy9468]

I like that these two actually became friends after that buddy magnet

[@smokeyhat]

Carl: YOU DON’T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!!! Also Carl: SHUT UR FRIGGIN MOUT MA!!!

[@danielkurlan182]

I am a Giants fan and I had to watch this one before the first game of the season this Sunday

[@joetatos8687]

can we please get the NFL to use Carl for all post game recaps lmfao

[@scar02]

Bring it back 2020

[@scotthaggerty7755]

I love that even in the dream Giants win scenario the Pats still get a safety on them

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

I thought Dominic liked the jets

[@mememachine-386]

I wish these never stopped

[@majinboot8775]

Eli, Boom, everytime. Correct.

[@Ayleen_Hazar]

Sorry, I apologize!!1

[@thecianinator]

I love how Carl's mom is bald too

[@Anon-lu6ct]

They say you get your hair genes from your mothers side

[@GuardianComplex]

"There aint nothing to do in Indianapolis."

[@JaniceVinson]

Fucking right it's not

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

They’ve got that restaurant with the oversized chicken sandwich I saw it on Man v Food when it was Adam Richman way back when

[@joehill4094]

This is the closes we will get to a podcast hosted by Carl

[@ChazWalser]

I thought those 2 were gonna were gonna have a shoving match again to show how much they are still friends

[@fedthabronydude]

wasn't expert #1 a jets fan?

[@Soldiershak]

Lol it really says something when Carl has most of his mother's features

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

I like how Carl converted Dominic from jets to giants

[@holyballswappfalls1158]

YOU FRIGGIN ROCK CARL

[@michaeldimtsios3827]

Wherever I say that Eli Manning isn't a Hall of Famer, the response is always: "Eli: BOOM! Everytime."

[@NameName2.0]

I.. I love this friendship.

[@irvinnicely5475]

Last time I checked, Dominic was a Jets fan.

[@johnnyk617]

I would watch this show religiously if this was a series

[@dblount1501]

ESPN needs Carl NOW

[@Monk-ow3ok]

If ATHF was revived today Carl would probably have a sports podcast. That is sporadically updated and frequently off topic

[@epictorres96]

Damn I just revisited this video after many years and I got so sad when they mentioned that the Giants had a rock solid o-line 😭😭😭😭

[@MrRonald327]

Carl: Never disrespect my Mah!

[@toughmanrandysavage3077]

Honestly aqua teen would suck without carl.

[@rankrodent2772]

Master shake tho

[@peacegoose]

I wouldnt say suck, there are plenty of classic moments without carl, but yeah the show would be nowhere as good

[@Wedgecorpslave]

Incorrect

[@__-vu3bv]

Carl is a perfect straight man

[@rosecitystud1908]

No it wouldn't. It would be cake without icing. Still good but not perfect

[@hitoshisawa8479]

BRING HIM BACK

[@rujiel4620]

Carl's mom reminds me a lot of my own Mom.. it kinda made me a bit sad.

[@whyidkwhy]

i think this only time Carl was being "Nice" to his Ma

[@DPoner]

One of the best pieces of television, ever 🎉

[@fedthabronydude]

actually, he's the dominator, sorry

[@eternallegacy89]

Dominasty

[@MrBraffZachlin]

friggin factors

[@Derplox]

This video getting alot of love... The algorithm has been really good to Aqua teen this past year..

[@kisame786]

I miss these

[@capitalismsucks9590]

“You don’t talk to my ma that way” “SORRY I APOLOGIZE” “Apology accepted” Average day in Jersey

[@chris_1412]

I thought Dominic liked the Jets more, but I won't complain, I love seeing these two together having their bro talk. Besides, I dont know anything about American football

[@federicopalacios7439]

Pretty sure the joke is precisely that he's a Jets fan, because he's meant to be unbiased, but he's there just to shit on the Patriots.

[@RuggedRebelRon]

GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN !!!

[@ChefJeezy]

Wow this takes back not sure why it's in my feed today but I love that it is 😂