Carl the Pharmacy Technician

[@Rememberance0616]

Knowing that you make videos because you enjoy them honestly makes your content so much better. Your videos are always worth watching.

[@NotValkTCG]

PS. Your sickness really does make your voice a lot more Carl-y lol

[@blossomcyber]

i don't know what i love most! the "DRUGS TORE" sign on the wall, carl's endless list of jobs, his awkward flirting or the lil laugh. thank you so much, mary!!!!! you are a natural!!!!

[@Jessileta]

Why do I feel like mother and Carl should own a motel ? 🤣

[@TieDyeKiss]

Carl explaining why “prescription” is abbreviated as “rx” was absolute gold. Mary, you are the very best.

[@MrsCainam]

I’m on a Carl marathon at the moment. Good lord Mary your ability to come up with creepy male energy is endless. I both love and loathe this character.

[@ew4316]

What a creative way to combine your pharmacist skills and your acting skills! These Carl videos are the best

[@ahanemone]

The fact that you're under the weather, and are still able to upload content blows my mind! Hope you're feeling better really soon!

[@MohaAsmr]

Carl: Becomes local pharmacy technician in your area Sales for online birth control prescriptions: *sky rockets*

[@theclownsystem9429]

Oh my goodness. Mary, thank you for uploading this. Lately I have been struggling really badly with my mental health. For several months I just gave up and wound up in a huge downward spiral. I have finally found the strength to admit that I need help. It's extremely difficult and frustrating because there is so much I have to address before I get back on track. Your videos are one of my biggest coping mechanisms. Some are relaxing and some are funny or both. When I get overwhelmed and need a mental break I pull up one of your videos. After the day I've had, seeing that this video was uploaded just brightened my day. I really appreciate the work you put into these videos. I haven't watched the video just yet but I'm sure I will be laughing til my sides hurt. Carl and Harvest both crack me up so much! Again, thank you so much for making these videos. I know I'm definitely not the only one who uses these to help when life gets chaotic.

[@katealcock5166]

Same

[@millamagia3434]

It is a HUGE step to admit you need help. I can't say i know what you are feeling, but i've been in a similar situation and it is so hard to start working on your mental health when you have not been doing anything in a long time. I just wanted to congratulate you and your strength, hoping it gets better for you. ✨💛 Sorry if i made mistakes, not my first language haha 😬

[@sarahkirk5843]

Omg, I came here to say exactly this! Sending you tons of good vibes and love. I hope things improve for you.

[@theclownsystem9429]

@@sarahkirk5843 Thank you! A little encouragement and positivity goes a long way! I hope you or anyone else struggling in life with anything are able to overcome it! Sending well wishes and encouragement to everyone!

[@ashleywiedau2887]

Keep up the good work! You deserve all the love and care you can give yourself, and to have optimum health to the best of your ability. I wish you the best on your mental health journey. Take care, and we're all here in your corner! 💖

[@snoogish]

YES! carls back to speak his sweet words and put me to sleep, lol. thank you mary! 💙

[@Scifi-eh8fw]

What a treat on a Saturday morning. I want to say I love the Carl videos but I’m scared he’ll take it the wrong way.

[@s4v288]

this is the one lol

[@norahastings2198]

“Double plus ungood” is now a saying in our household 😂 My favorite Carl video❤

[@unclewiley1986]

I woke up feeling sick and was looking for something to listen to. Excellent timing as always

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I hope you feel better! :)

[@unclewiley1986]

@SouthernASMR Sounds Thank you, and I hope you're feeling better as well!

[@MrAndriod123]

Your comedy is freaking top tier 🤣🤣 I can't sleep for laughing though 🤣

[@Rachel31525]

I love Carl. I think a role play with Carl’s mother would be so great. Thanks for your endless creativity Mary!

[@ariellet.3923]

I live for the days when new Carl videos are released

[@charleypixie1]

As a pharmacy technician from the UK, I found this hilarious 😂

[@Werggi]

I’m from Finland but same 😆

[@docjc1842]

Does anyone else frequently wonder what Lynette and Carl are up to? Sometimes i check my tv streaming apps out of habit. Mary you're so talented.

[@melissascoti]

Penis inversion ... no... Bahahaha I'm a pharmacy tech. While entertaining I have a strong fear of Carl's at work lol

[@sarahp5674]

Me too. I remember one "Carl" we hired, who had a genuine obsession with our security system. Day one was like 20 questions about how the cameras worked. He didn't last long.

[@ashleywiedau2887]

I just love your Carl videos, and am very grateful for you to make a video even though you're still sick. Thank you for the love and dedication to us and your channels. Get well sweet lady 💖

[@sazzlepopz1553]

Carl makes me laugh and gives me the ick in equal measures. You are so talented!

[@theclownsystem9429]

Totally the same here lol sometimes I have to remind myself that it's just Mary. She does these roleplays so well!

[@puppylov3808]

This is so much fun and relaxing at the same time

[@ImmortalBroken]

This is my first discovery of Carl! And I love ASMR but I watched this as pure comedy and it's genius!

[@Sarah_Pratt]

Oh Mary, rough depression wave and this is the fifth time on this video since you released it. Truly, God bless you!

[@DefaultJane]

I have just spent the last couple of days binge-watching Carl-videos, what a pleasant surprise to see a new one pop up the moment I had finished watching the last! :D Carl trying to remember what PIN is short for has me cackling. I love how happy Carl is that he gets to explain so many things, I've learned so many new things, like now I finally know how night blindness works. :D Double-plus-un-good, I'm gonna have to start using that phrase, LOL. And now i wonder if the secret to Carl's mother's long life is regularly snorting ground ginger. Thanks for this, I look forward to the next chapter in Carl's adventures and being educated on various subject matters by an expert like him. :D

[@NotValkTCG]

OMFG I love this so much! Thank you for continuing the Carl series! This has totally made my day!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You're so welcome!

[@kimikokimi]

Love this video. Been watching you since my senior year in high school, now I’m entering my third year in university. Keep up the great work 💕🌹

[@reymindme]

I adore the lady with my whole heart.

[@hehe5825]

'My mother lives with me at Her house' -Carl 😂😂

[@schuylerjones2213]

I caught that one and died! 🤣

[@frostybaby13]

Carl's always up for those HUMAN TOUCHES, ahaha, gets me everytime!!! ;D

[@sarahkirk5843]

Always great to see Carl's suuuuper cringey adventures! I haven't had a chance to watch this one yet, but Mary, I wanted to let you know that your videos are honestly helping me immensely right now. I'm going through some awful things at the moment, and every time I need a bit of escapism or a distraction from my racing thoughts when I can't sleep, I put on Carl/Lynette/Charity/Harvest/etc and let myself get absorbed in their hilarious, light-hearted world for a little while. They're usually long videos too (I don't know how you do it!) which means I don't have to make a playlist of several and risk a loud KZbin ad waking me up or snapping me back to reality. Genuinely, I can't thank you enough for being such an asset to my mental health right now! Take care, stay safe and well, sending you all the best from the UK. :)

[@katfox678]

I watched the latest episode of Bob's Burgers and they talked about some taxi driver with night blindness and Immediately thought about Carl.

[@yup.its.erin.]

"I am going as fast as I can" "You can not rush excellence" 😂

[@recoverydisorderASMR]

Okay every time I literally forget this is you EVERYTIME!

[@riri12566]

I woke up from a nightmare and this really helped me calm down and get back to sleep ❤️

[@arianaquick3080]

Thank you Mary but also Hope you feel better !!!

[@melliemac5617]

This husky voice, your Sparkly Friend wig, a handful of jewelry and a guitar would be all you’d need for a killer Phoebe Buffay skit. 🥰

[@pixiepalasmr6881]

She would make such a good Phoebe!

[@katevand]

when Mary takes her characters to the stage, Carl will get the biggest applause and be the show ender cus it's wall to wall funny

[@alexlin9565]

I hope you feel better soon, Mary. ❤️

[@whocares909]

you make me so happy when im alone. thank you.

[@tikkamassala4509]

“ I don’t like leaving fingerprints on a ladies box” I swear Mary I have just prolapsed. You are brilliant. Whatever you are taking I’ll have some.😂 molly

[@samanthaspeaks4206]

Carl reminds me of a character you would find on Napoleon Dynamite😆😆😆

[@valgetsbored]

This might just be my favourite Carl video 😂

[@MissBeccaWecca]

Not the shake weights 😩😩😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@zephyrzie8407]

Carl is starting to look like Fred from Scooby Doo!!

[@morgan2085]

I’ve been struggling & needed a laugh, thank you for this!

[@maryjnewberry6609]

Oh my, this is hilarious! Love it! Thank you x

[@SacrificeTheVeggies]

I just went from a Sparkly video to this video and I LOVE the range of videos ❤️ Carl is definitely my favorite lol

[@Trainz927]

Твой голос, и манеры пробирают до мурашек!

[@ManicMaiaYT]

I already know I’m boutta laugh 😆

[@Florence_morgan]

Mary I have to know what inspired Carl, honestly the best character I’ve come across in a while and I laugh all the time

[@yup.its.erin.]

"Just take some ground ginger and make some tea... or snort it" HAHA 💀

[@lauraa2778]

Oh Carl, and Carl's mother (who lives with him at her house), and Mr. Uber ... oh my gosh after working in healthcare for years, even to this day, I gotta say this is eerily accurate!

[@ruthanncaldwell7935]

Thank you so much for your beautiful wonderful videos

[@jf8200]

I need more Carl in my life. This is comedy-meets-perfectly-executed-ASMR gold. It might be almost worth it to intentionally get sick in order to churn out more Carl.

[@vincentm.7462]

I love the bag crinkles

[@hea-rbear]

I laughed so many times in the first 45 seconds it's ridiculous 🤣

[@WarthogDemon]

Just came from The Batman, realized Carl looks like The Riddler's cousin and now it's my headcannon whether I like it or not.

[@WhisperedFactsASMR]

Omg love Carl 😂 best ASMR roleplay character ever 💕

[@vetiveria9941]

As much as I love Carl, I always wait with bated breath for his Mother imitations. 😂

[@mirfuu2342]

Yay more of my favorite creep! Carl is the best.

[@MaraLatorre]

Can you PLEASE have carl trying to sell and recruit for an MLM? 🤣

[@zenseed75]

I'm only 5 minutes in but I think Carl is taking a little off the top.😂 You are an improv comedian/actor rather you wanna be or not. ❤️

[@zombiegirl1444]

Drugs tore got me lol

[@susanp.4781]

Ok I know often leave double comments and you get so many I try to just leave one for each video after this. Lol. Anyway you attention to detail is great like the phone Carl always uses, his collar and man jewelry and humorous background signs. You ARE the best!

[@janethebbel2659]

Somehow, Carl has me laughing out loud ~ followed by a really good nap. 🤣😴

[@ash.handle]

I am newer to your channel and am soooo happy to have found you!!!! 😊 🥰

[@biteofdog]

Thank you for your funny and relaxing ASMR videos Mary! ❤

[@sarahp5674]

As a pharmacy tech I approve of this video! 😆 Carl is hilarious!

[@Sarah_Pratt]

Carl keeps getting better and better! (Creepier and creepier) 😂

[@Trainz927]

My heart is broken...

[@stephenb1901]

Glad you are feeling better!

[@elainebricken9980]

Sees Carl video *auomatically clicks like before even watching*

[@Moon-qy7se]

Is that not Fred from Scooby Doo?

[@HAVENWELLE]

This was very entertaining! Thanks for sharing.

[@olgajackson665]

I just finished one of the sandwich videos then stumbled into Carl! Omg, cracking me up 😂😂😂

[@daisydaisy0121]

This is the only way I want to end my evening. 😄

[@claireelizabeth9431]

Yes! More Carl!

[@ruthanncaldwell7935]

I hope you feel better

[@Sarah_Pratt]

4th time watching it. The best Carl episode ever! You’re so damn funny!

[@marymahns5963]

Omg, I can't stop laughing. You are the best!

[@KarenRiffe]

I am laughing my Ass off. Lol. Carl you are so even when you are under the weather. I heard it Carl. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlondieGirl2287]

This one had me laughing out loud. Thank you!!!

[@elainekeown9440]

This is the best video I have ever wached

[@shannono5600]

This is amazing! You’re so freaking funny!!!

[@ConstanceFelton]

I can't believe this is you

[@breezydrumergrl]

USP- you serve pasta, made me laugh.

[@MelisJoy]

Omg I loved you already but this is GOLD 💛

[@ancisolivir]

Jeez I'm so glad I found your channel, you're like one of my favorite people in the world lol

[@nicolerm]

"Penis inversion...." - Omg! That was too funny!!!

[@dapoberlin]

Nice necklace, Carl. I admire you.

[@susanp.4781]

Another Carl masterpiece - and the voice - sorry tho about the cold. 😮‍💨🤧🤒

[@eurkas9608]

If Carl was the person I had to ask for help to find hemroid medicine yester day at my drug store .I could just imagine his response lol.

[@GhastlyApparition]

I can't with the thumbnail 😂

[@TheRedcat14]

1:10 and I’m already dying

[@badgalbecka]

Omg…. I’m a pharmacy technician 🥰going on 13 years 😩😩but anyways.. loved you pick this role play 🥰

[@samanthajohnson9074]

I lost it at penis inversion I re watched that part three times I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenstaba]

“Penis Inversion” omg Mary you have me rolling😂😂😂

[@samanthajoy7430]

Goodness you’re so good at this! Lol so hilarious