Carl Visits You At Work

[@BerkNiteGaming]

This woman can keep a conversation going with herself for almost an hour and I can’t small talk for 5 minutes

[@ashlynkay3755]

I want to like it but ur at 420 so...I’ll just appreciate your comment here 🤍

[@sarahcarmela7623]

I think Carl might be my favorite character. He’s just... excellence

[@kmarie1331]

mine too. 😭 i love him, he reminds me of someone’s uncle. he just radiates uncle vibes 😭

[@samanthalouise7819]

Mine too

[@SarahLauren29]

Agreeeeeed

[@chelsmarie981]

“I wouldn’t hurt a fly...” *Mary brilliantly breaks the fourth wall* Mary, you’re literally a creative genius. Wow!

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

I noticed that too! 😂

[@MamaBearBrock]

"And you said 'Are you coming?' and I had a dirty thought" I SOUND LIKE I'M CHOKING AND I'M LIABLE TO WAKE UP MY HUSBAND Mary, you need to be a screenwriter and a director; you're just too good

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

I burst out laughing at this part too!

[@Snookie222]

Lol

[@ReneeandJimmyG]

Right??? She kills me!!! Love you Mary!

[@Lytah84]

Mary doing Carl's voice imitating his mother's voice, that's some acting talent right there. Brilliant 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@allisonsmith5605]

I seriously don’t understand how you can just keep up a constant stream of improvised content like this, it’s mind blowing. Not even a semi-long pause while you think about your next line. Mary, I am obsessed. ❤️

[@HaleyBWheeler]

I don’t know if a woman has ever said this, but... I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE CARL!!! YAAAAS!!!

[@margaretforsey7763]

Haley B. Wheeler I was just thinking that myself! Haha!

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

😂😂😂

[@Peaxhtea]

From this point on I will always refer to the coronavirus as the "cough cough"

[@sandyglassful1]

I love that some asmrtists have elaborate setups and Mary just puts a sign up. Gives no f**** 😂

[@korinakorinakorina]

I love it so much lol I live for those little signs on the wall. Simple is great.

[@whitexchina]

The characters & stories she creates, without a script, cuts & editing are far more elaborate.

[@ashleepometta6388]

True

[@AlpacaAlix]

Carl, if it's alright with you I'm just going to avoid your questions and over-sharing by falling asleep in this break room mid-conversation 😅

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

Hahaha...Carl and his dirty thoughts! I swear, Carl is a stone cold freak. 😅 I love listening to him ramble on about "Mother," she sounds like something else. Maybe one day Carl can take Mother to get her nails done and he can meet Lynette (although it's Charity he's totally got to marry after he gets rich, maybe from striking gold on "Antiques Roadshow"--another commentor suggested a Carl/Charity match on the last video and we cannot let that drop). Thanks so much for the asmr and the laughter, Mary, it is much appreciated!

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

Another possible Carl storyline would be if Mother met Harvest and they teamed up to torment Carl. I could imagine Carl complaining about Harvest and her kids and Mother. Also, it was suggested that Fisher expired and Carl seems to want Mother to expire so perhaps he can find some inspiration from Harvest after all. 😅

[@ahanemone]

Carl is way too young for Charity's taste hahaha

[@ObsessedwiththeMess07]

@@MM_asmrColorTests this sounds so good. Harvest and Carl are my 2 faves

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

@@ahanemone True but if he made A LOT of money Charity might decide to give him a go, figuring that he was meek and would be easy to dispatch. She could stick Mother in the nursing home, start dating Carl, and attempt to get in his will so she can off him...but Carl is indeed young and might be much tougher to deal with than Charity could ever imagine. Then, somehow, Carl loses all his money and Charity loses interest. Mother gets kicked out of the home due to lack of funds and Carl and her end up right back to where they started. Then we could have videos of Carl complaining about Charity and Charity complaining about Carl!

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

@@ObsessedwiththeMess07 Ha, indeed. I think Harvest sounds a lot like Carl's Mother!

[@twiggystardust9573]

Carl: "I brought some stuff..." Me: "Oh, bloody hell. Here we go."

[@PussnBoot2516]

Me too lol

[@malloryk5237]

I love how Carl just mansplained fasting and the benefits of water to me. Thank you for educating me, Carl. I have so much to learn from you

[@alexlin9565]

Creepy Carl is such an optimist, going to any length to find love. He’s become a new favorite. You’re so creative, Mary.

[@MsKittyGirl2010]

Neuropathy of the feet and night blindness 😂

[@katk1958]

😂

[@jordan6736]

Could be a t-shirt 😂

[@melissasaint3283]

Do straight men have any idea what this is like? Are there a lot of Carlas out there? Because if you're a woman this is what it's like to just regularly be on public transit. One time I had a "Carl" give me his military ID on the way off the bus to "make" me show up for a date he planned. I was shouting after him "I'm not lying, I'm in a relationship!! I am not going to meet you there! Take this ID, you need this!!" Edit: oh Lord, my name is Melissa and I have long wavy hair 🥺 halp! I'm scared of this level of realism!

[@papayatreeslol3366]

Aw this has been a really stressful week for me, and I was having trouble falling asleep because of it. Thanks so much for this! It's great timing

[@elliea5088]

i really hope next week is better and u can have a stress free weekend

[@skeletiarne1994]

The next Carl video will be Carl hitting on the cop interrogating him about his mother's murder 😂 love these videos

[@vm88940]

Maybe he'll meet Lynette if she volunteers at a jail teaching people to do nails and he will learn but it'll be too late for mother lol 😆 😆😆😆

[@arianaquick3080]

Now i wanna see Carl's mom character.

[@kc22493]

As a fellow southerner, I’m so blown away by how accurately you can portray this “type”. The idiosyncrasies you capture are amazing.

[@analivillalobos6762]

I like how she said that she wouldnt hurt a fly but beffore said that you where an exterminator

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Carl gets "tickled" at a disembodied head telling him "are you 'coming'". This is freaking priceless, lmao.

[@flaria4011]

OMG OMG IM SOOO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! Just got the notification and dropped everything crawled into bed with a cup of chocolate milk. We adore Carl, he needs his own biweekly/monthly segment! Thank you for this content Mary, you’re awesome :)

[@kendratyson7441]

Thank you for every video you do! You are so appreciated! Love you so much, Mary! ❤️

[@kylie1522]

He reminds me of Dale Gribble from King of the Hill! I love it 😂

[@twiggystardust9573]

OMG, you're right.

[@alicexhinatarme]

Especially since he’s an exterminator 😹

[@BoReads]

OMG SAME

[@Sarah_Pratt]

Carl’s innuendoes are absolutely the best! What a wonderful way to start the weekend with some great laughs!

[@MistyBlueLights]

Honestly love all the Carl videos! So funny and also extremely relatable for me who has worked with many Carls in my day 😂

[@sweettexast2894]

Oh this is everything right now!!! ❤️

[@SandraGarcia-bw5kg]

As soon as I saw Carl I HAD to stay awake another hour and it was worth it 🤣

[@frostybaby13]

Love this, thank you sooo much!!! I’ve listened to the other Carl’s 10x’s each, I can’t WAIT to add this to my list! You’re the best, Ms Mary!!!!

[@hotdog8662]

Nearly at 300k!! I’m so excited!

[@RainbowSprinkles123]

Who would've thought that I would get so excited to see creepy, irrelevant, long drawn out Carl? I've never clicked so fast 😂

[@kmarie1331]

carl, harvest, lynette, and the bitchy librarian are my faves. carl is so funny though 😭

[@CMBauer]

How in the heck did Carl find out where I work??? 😂

[@whatever_r_r]

Carl's voice with sparkly friend u get pure JESSICA LANGE

[@Monsicorn]

Oh Mary, I had an awful day filled with awful news. This is just what I needed

[@karenbmorgan5415]

Yet another endearing character. Mary, you just keep spewing greatness! Brilliant! You have many fans. I'm a big one!

[@peggyunderwood1201]

I just love these skits that you do...... I know it takes alot to do these. Thank you for all you do. Have a good day.

[@chelisej2854]

I love your Carl videos so much. Thank you Mary, you've helped me get through the hardest time in my life. ❤💜💙 I don't want to get into the details on KZbin but you helped save my life.

[@MsCiachi]

I’m so happy to hear that! Stay strong ❤️

[@chelisej2854]

@@MsCiachi Thank You ❤

[@paint_freckles]

I've gone to sleep about 10 times to this video. I love when he says untoward

[@pixelplays93]

Carl justs needs a new outlook . kinda feel sorry for him poor guy

[@GothAmaterasu]

God this character is amazing, thank you for keeping him alive!

[@Sarahhlynn1995]

“Since you have chosen the way of misery...” 😂😂😂

[@TheRedcat14]

I agree with the masses; Carl is hilarious! I’m happy to see he keeps making returns on your channel lately!

[@TheSweetSweetRain]

This character is literally exactly like my dads cousin except he's much worse. If he makes eye contact with a woman he thinks she's gonna be his wife 😬 its crazy

[@michaeljack930]

Yikes! I don’t know if that’s hilarious or scary... 🤣

[@joruddock8950]

Hey Mary, I've ran out of your store walkthroughs, I've watched them all twice,love them!!! Please post another walkthrough soon 😄😄😄😄😄😄xx

[@MsCiachi]

The part where he talks about his mom not dying and her not leaving him the house had me rolling 😭😂

[@amed9403]

If that Lowe's worker had only known who he was dealing with 😂 now he's a star on your channel 😂😂 I love Carl!

[@alexandrashine7490]

Carl is the best character! What a good video idea! Thanks Mary - love it! Thanks for being so super creative and fun!

[@noahalila4094]

Loving the Carl videos! Is this the video idea u were talking about in the ramble video?

[@margaretforsey7763]

Yay! I love Carl videos! They are soooo entertaining! Thank you, Mary!

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

Another Carl video! Thank you so much!!!

[@sallylistle108]

Haha I love your Carl! 🤣👌 Woops, Carl might read into that last sign...

[@marymahns5963]

Omg, I love Carl videos. You are amazing, so talented.

[@aprilgleason]

Both bizarre and hilarious. I just couldn’t look away

[@novastar136]

You're amazing Mary. I'm starting to root for Carl after all these videos....I want him to find love. You can do it Carl I believe in you!

[@northerngal0073]

You continually crack me up. Poor Carl, he just can't catch a break.

[@karengarner2687]

Mary you are bloody brilliant! Carl is the best creepy odd ball ever! Haha I love him even tho he gives me the heeby jeebies

[@melStep427]

Yes! I just love you! You help me fall asleep at night and you make me laugh. Carl is hilarious! Thank you, Mary. ❤️

[@whisperbeard6198]

Carl reminds me of Joe (from the show YOU) but southern, and less crazy! Love it !!

[@jamesbarrett7966]

Best same channel ever

[@nschilling3]

You are so adorable! Thanks for this!

[@kimberlyjordan3868]

LOL I just love you!! you have the best videos!! I always look forward to seeing your videos! God bless you! :) Kimberly In Concord, NC

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!!

[@bmb36lta]

To all the people reading this: I hope you have a great day! And I care for you!

[@garnetbelskamper5495]

Carl's nails look amazing 😂 Glad to see Carl is back too, always good for a laugh.

[@madgremlinasmr4520]

This character 😁 The punch lines 😭 The bag made of bag sounds 😍

[@tinabrady4420]

Carl is the best character yet. Love Carl.

[@vidoxi]

the carl videos are so good ugh. i love you mary.

[@ashlynnlindsey6758]

I was just about to drift off to sleep, but then I saw this was just uploaded and now I have to stay awake!

[@hessjickey]

Mary your characters are just priceless ❤❤❤

[@emilyhawkins4153]

Again, so so so good, I love this poor sad man, he's hilarious 👌⭐

[@ruthanncaldwell5705]

Awesome

[@somethingaboutthewoods]

Thanks for the video Mary!!

[@dianamak5701]

Third time watching this video. And it was uploaded like less than 20 hours ago. Up for 15 hours-1 hour long-watched 3 times=fifth of my day was dedicated to your video. Congrats! Lmao I was supposed to be studying yet I fell asleep twice. Finally its night time, and I can sleep with no guilt lol

[@keoni_6375]

"You probably don't wanna shake my hand cuz you know the cough cough" 😂😂

[@novastar136]

I can't wait to watch this after work.

[@CBPz]

Mary I swear they should cast you on Reno 911, with all your characters, you would steal the show!!!

[@icannotpretend5834]

The Asmr and comedy combo. My favorites!! Even as Carl Mary still looks pretty.

[@DefaultJane]

"I mean, I could just kinda run my hands down, and get a feel..." Smooth. xD Carl is one of my favorite characters of yours, he's so well done he actually makes me kinda uncomfortable at times- but in this case that's a compliment to the artist, excellent job. :D Also the implication of putting something extra in his mother's food just made me mentally go "Caaaaarrrrrllll, that kills people!"

[@charlottegriffin9478]

well this just made my day. Thank you Mary!

[@agneseir99]

"I wanted to thank you for holding the elevator for me." "I came in here because I had an appointment with the bank." Me who works at a one floor kindergarten: "mhm, sure."

[@jamielaine100]

Pure Gold as usual!

[@muffinsangria1]

“That disembodied head has done took my heart.” Poetry.

[@mellikara]

Ah yes ♥️♥️ Another Carl video!! I love your roleplays so much Mary♥️

[@bailaoriginal961]

Omg I just watched the Thrift Shop one today and now I get to enjoy this one too

[@ThatAwkwardFish]

I looooove this character, so funny!

[@paint_freckles]

Oh I was just watching carl at the thrift store!

[@jet63919]

"Inappropriately excited" ....yeah!

[@zonataylor2898]

LOL I like ALREADY, and I haven't even watched the video yet. Getting ready to watch it now😅 thanks Mary! I love your role plays😄😅😆.

[@mjmmce9852]

I love your videos they help me fall sleep at night and my favorites are you organizing stores l ike soaps and nail polish and j love how you talk in them at lot of other asmr youtubers dont talk.. i do loove your videos!!!

[@tiatot242]

Omg I love the Carl character, he’s a mess! Thank you for this! 💜

[@Thegreenjelousy]

Just in time! Ty!

[@rayfye]

Carl vids might be my favorite

[@bevgearin]

I love Carl!! This character is always on point every time. I’ve met many a Carl🤣

[@SouthernBelleWhisper]

THIS IS EPIC

[@dottiepina8978]

Awesome, Creative..Mary your the best!!❤

[@juliebeth6799]

YESSSS!!!!! Carl is my favorite! He can visit me anytime and anywhere. 😂🤣

[@melissavelazquez44]

I absolutely love all your content but Carl is my favorite. Tank you for all your Genius content you're the best. I hope you're feeling better with all the craziness that's been going on in the past few hope all is well ❤️.

[@ReneeandJimmyG]

You are too funny! I can't sleep watching you because you are too damn fun to watch!!! 🤨😝

[@HAVENWELLE]

Bravo! Thanks for sharing and have a good night!