Carmen Sandiego being done with everyone for almost 10 minutes

She is so done with everyones bullshit its amazing
I think this video is the most content ive ever made in this little amount of time. If i had to guess it took me 14 hours. go me :D
is the thumbnail entirely accurate? no. but is it entirely inaccurate? also no so i dont care
check out my tumblr for bullshit :)
/ jackie-shitposts
yknow what im gonna start linking my ao3 on here. go here for ze gay shit
archiveofourow...
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY READ DESCRIPTIONS
first of all why
second of all thank you
third of all, I am going to begin working on "VILE Operatives once said..."
It will be a compilation of a buncha quotes from VILE operatives. I will not be taking quotes from Brunt, Dark!Carmen, Shadowsan, Maelstrom, Bellum, Cleo, or Roundabout.
so, comment your favorite quotes for any of the following characters and your comment may be in the video!
- Tigress
- Paper Star
- El Topo
- Le Cherve
- Crackle
- Mime Bomb
- Lady Dokuso
- Neal the Eel
- Otter man
- Moose boy
- Cookie Booker
- Spinkick
- Flytrap
- The Mechanic
- The Driver
- Madame Goldlove
- Hugo
- Roby the Robo Robber
- Dash Haber
- The Troll
- Marta Contreras
- The Cleaners
- The Captain of Cookie's boat
- Any of the generic VILE grunts
I am not promising this will be out any time soon, or that your comment will be featured. I will likely finish the Carmen being done series before starting that series.
thank you for watching my videos, and leaving comments. the feedback means so much to me and it always makes my day a little better to read a nice comment (:

[@ellecharlie6822]

"I got in." "Bitch where" That got me cackling so hard

[@your.local.dumbas-5662]

W H E E Z E

[@theofficalsilentraven]

Same 😂

[@trueequestrian7345]

She really said bitch in a kids show i-

[@brazilianpanda4691]

@@trueequestrian7345 she didn’t actually say that-

[@trueequestrian7345]

@@brazilianpanda4691 I know, but it sounds like it.

[@Alayna-umar]

I’m glad this fandom is still going

[@keeprkyd]

same

[@essrcyns]

Me too

[@allieb539]

Literally though!!

[@imahotdog339]

Same

[@RobinPerseus]

We'll never end

[@chalk9028]

carmen seeing gray for the first time in the pilot always makes me think of the vid “lifes a beach and you’re here dude”

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

can i PLEASE use this in my next video

[@chalk9028]

@@jackie_shitposts6429 i would be flattered, credit for the idea would be nice, but not essential

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

@@chalk9028 thank you thank you (:

[@chalk9028]

@@jackie_shitposts6429 no probs im just a carmen sandiego fan who also happens to watch and love trevor wallace

[@g3rm4n1um_]

I THOUGHT THIS FANDOM DIED IM SO HAPPY

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

it may be less active but im still kickin (:< its also somewhat active on tumblr and ao3

[@Amayaahmed545]

@@jackie_shitposts6429 bruh what are you trying to say

[@Amayaahmed545]

This fandom will never die everyone loves carmen sandiego

[@nadiaplokker5936]

@@jackie_shitposts6429 what's your username on AO3?

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

@@nadiaplokker5936 same as KZbin! JackieShitposts

[@cartoonenthusiast7260]

the way i CACKLED at "heterosexual shock" Gray in a fucking nutshell right there DFJSDF

[@cartoonenthusiast7260]

this video is comedic genius

[@Sosei-kiKazuki]

Hi Eda

[@JohnFiala]

as well as ‘silence, zappy boy’

[@WInzath679]

Did You mean...the way You CRACKLED? I'll SEE myself out

[@ashbabyfischer]

@@WInzath679 ...

[@CB-fq2ye]

1:03 caught me so off guard and I laughed so hard

[@exoticcats6119]

The lip syncing fits so well too

[@noonelooksatusers]

Lol

[@sonalimahajan8965]

Bruh i was next to my mum she started yelling at me

[@Sosei-kiKazuki]

Oh brother

[@richardthang5266]

⁠​⁠@@noonelooksatusersThat’s what she said to the Player when they first met on the phone Carmen stole it from the bookkeeper, but she’s also been done with the infamous Sly Cooper’s gang himself and Dr. M for the dimensional encounter in Paris between two master thieves of their same path as the siblings who are both each other’s dimensional counterparts.

[@j1nx_spr1t3]

I just noticed- at 6:43 she's walking on her toes, like trying to not make a sound, thats so cool

[@LavenderTheBookOsbessedNerd]

*The lines may not be 100% accurate, but they're extremely close to accuracy.* Crackle: I got it! Hear me out... Graham.. Crackle! *(From Becoming Carmen Sandeigo: Part 1)* The troll: A-a-a-a-ahh.. Um.. No big deal, but it's *The Troll*

[@ShabbirAhmed-lj3hh]

It is 100% accurate

[@Amayaahmed545]

@@ShabbirAhmed-lj3hh true

[@OfficiallyVioletix]

1:03 "Hello??" "B!tch where" I JUST SMILED TOO HARD AND LAUGHED

[@sS0O0L]

gray: points a shock gun to her and threats to kill her carmen: bitch calm *casually sits down

[@hypnoswatch276]

Paper Star: red’s a smart color for you, it’ll hide the stains 😚😚 Neil: And🤨bob’s💁‍♂️your👈uncle🙄🙄 Lady Dokuso: that’s right, the chopsticks are coated with a toxin mimicking those of the puffer fish (dunno how accurate that line was but I just love Lady Dokuso man)

[@vandanavarma2900]

Dr Belem: I have 7 uncles and none of them are named bob 😒😒😒😒

[@Lam-ew6yf]

Anyone in 2024?

[@AnimationswithAK]

Me, I still love this show

[@Lam-ew6yf]

@@AnimationswithAK it’s my whole childhood ❤️❤️

[@malelapislazzuli]

Me

[@R4t_Soups]

Yessir

[@MaramDilol]

Me ❤

[@FireFerretPabu]

her reaction to tigress at 4:40. she's like " girl are you def or something?"

[@lunalgaleo1991]

5:35 I love how it's SPECIFICALLY the RED Uno Reverse Card, fitting Carmen's red color scheme.

[@UltimaThe-mz8ih]

“What’s in the truck tigress?” “Wouldn’t you like to know?” “Yes I would that’s why I’m asking😑” I can’t-

[@oasis_14]

that moment sounds like the first episode of star vs the forces of evil lol, idk if you watch but everytime i hear it in carmen sandiego im like "did they take it from svtfoe" lol

[@-ItzDavi-]

6:34 "Respect the drip Karen. 👏🏻👏🏻"

[@kpop_shorts9968]

i love this series with my whole life and heart. literally shed tears when I finished watching this.

[@emeraldartist99]

SAME

[@moonshinershonor202]

It seems AIT. I named my car after her old self, a shiny red beauty. She always gapped Crown Victoria's and Chargers back in the day, finessing the rain and corners. I'ma give it a try.

[@snickerdoodell]

'do you understand? nod if you understand' will always be my favourite carmen and gray moment

[@audreysfunny]

1:36 The definition of the “Gurl, shot yo goofy ass up” character

[@shimmyshimmyyay15]

whenever chase devenaux (or however you type his last name) appears it's literally so funny

[@mysolareyesgrowpolarized]

devineaux :)

[@jacob4448]

The Catra reference at 2:51 had me dying

[@TeriyuckiStar]

5:16 I swear Carmen is about to lose it.

[@I_wasim11]

2:52 I recognise that voice. CATRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!!

[@valeriacamarillo7467]

Carta is a queen and you can’t tell me otherwise 😌😌😌😌

[@valeriacamarillo7467]

Meant Catra

[@lisasyadomthatjenniestole1314]

I'm pretty sure thats miko from glitch techs

[@sriramms1]

Omg a she-ra reference I thought there was no fandom omg we need a she-ra fan channel Jackie, make one for the fans

[@AniMaestro_]

oh my god look! its me, going through my college year! ALSO EXCELLENT VIDEO ONCE AGAIN, MY FRIEND

[@rakeshraaj5620]

Good luck 🤞

[@rangoraymond1681]

0:34 "So you have chosen......DEATH!"

[@KyarahCharles]

the way she clawed Gray right after 😭

[@londonprice3044]

carmen was my bisexual awakening my wife i love her

[@slappyjo1046]

Bruh it’s a cartoon nowadays ppl fall in love with voice actors 💀

[@londonprice3044]

@@slappyjo1046 bet

[@BrigithPinho]

4:03 i first watched the show when i was 16 or something and i was happily surprised by how a "kids" show (technically, because it age appropriate and stuff) simply fucking taught them ECONOMICS??? AND GEO POLITICS??? AND THE CORPORATE CORRUPTION??? AND FUCKING ARCHITETCHING AND FUCKING CRISIS EXCUSE MA'AM YOU LOST??? MA'AM WHERE WE GOING??? In a way a child will understand, absorb, think about and still be entertained

[@Mantis_Shade]

Grey:"Here me out... Grahm... Crackle" me over here hearing Grahem cracker: -_-

[@OfficiallyVioletix]

3:56 carmen's kick reminds me of sanji's good kicks😂

[@gabibirb]

Paper Star: you should run 🙃 Neal the Eel: mind if I vent 😏 Cookie Booker: that’s the way the cookie crumbles? 😅 Flytrap: it takes two to tangle 🤯😱🤗 call me Flytrap also i love how Flytrap and Luz Noceda have the same voice actress‼️

[@fruitytea7259]

ooo Owl House fan??

[@wafflebean9828]

THEY DO?!?!

[@gabibirb]

@@wafflebean9828 yeah 😆 i was shocked at first too, but then i rewatched a flytrap scene and realized they do sound a little similar

[@wafflebean9828]

@@gabibirb :0

[@auroraborealis5105]

Also I’m pretty sure spinkick (I forgot his name lol) has the same VA as Zuko

[@benessit5150]

She’s literally on the brink of death and the most important thing is that the coat was empty. Love the ambition but I swear there are more pressing matters Carmen.

[@maybleolivia9710]

Did anyone notice that in 3:47 when gray was about to shot carmen u could see a heart at the ceiling after the blast

[@SonicSpeedGaming472]

Oh wow I never noticed that also carmen and gray are cute together

[@Ginger-oq3qb]

4:55 i love that momentary look the two of them share. just "can you believe it?" "no, that's crazy"

[@prffandever884]

That look at the end after “I knew it”. Totally screams “instant regret”. Lol.

[@damjay005]

Omg I just finished the show recently and I absolutely love it. I'm glad this fandom is still going off

[@rinrind.1935]

“bEAch wHerE!?” Got me rolling to the 19th century 😂😂😂

[@L32nfr]

its canon that shes gonna say the "bitch where" + it almost sounded like her

[@mybeardnappybaybee]

The new Carmen sandiego is actually good

[@Aniyaki_]

My fav clips❤ 1. 3:57 Gray: 💀oof💀 Carmen: they never protect the face 2. 4:48 Tuna fish: thx and Cya! Carmen: wow, that really just happend..💀 3. 6:31 Carmen: that multi-coloured freakshow owes my a new hat😠 Paper star: respect the drip kArEN

[@TheWolfsHowl666]

1:40 sent me FLYING

[@boualemhamaoui4757]

The part where u used the catra audio killed me " you should've seen your face you were like ooooooo nooooooo betrayal " 🤣😭🤣😂

[@irineavalinee]

I was dying at that moment lol

[@FoulFeather]

I love Catra

[@Peach-Jelly]

Gray gives off bi in denial vibes (bonus points for internal homophobia)

[@slappyjo1046]

You have activated my homophobia with that statement

[@itsdappleagain]

Incredible video as always my good Jackie For the other video,, Generic VILE grunt- *wilhelm scream* (i believe there's one in the hot rocks of rio near the end) Spinkick- my foot, your nose! Goldlove- Sheeee is the peestachio I vish to crrrack off the top of my head haha have fun

[@Mari_clerveaux]

LMFAO SHES ROASTING EVERYBODY 5:59

[@--EliChai--7184]

6:18 Poor fedora.

[@SreeswarnaSen]

"respect the drip karen" HELP I CACKLED SO HARD

[@little_sophie5553]

Where in the world is the fandom??

[@autumnproblem]

I love this show, will forever love this show, just rewatched the entire thing in 3 days, definitely a favorite

[@Gacha_Got_Arsorned]

There is no way gray is heterosexual, he’s gotta be at least bi or something 😭

[@bananpas]

Gray ;"Graham crackle >:)" me; gramcracker?

[@minbae4483]

wished they had season 5 wher the viles escape and continue

[@OmGoshStudios]

True. I really love V.I.L.E. (as a character) and I really really wish we get to see them again in action

[@ladylupine2808]

Fedora the Explora’

[@liam_lusophile626]

Carmen Sandiego: *exists* San Diegans: Finally, recognition!

[@peggyschuyler156]

4:21 Nestle is that you?

[@Zbaltzar]

PLS I CANT

[@xoxroyale_star698]

I honestly don't ship Carmen and Gray I defo see them more as brother-sister lol

[@ht82smash42]

Hey Raquelle! What a GOATED character

[@galaxytea26]

The meme at 1:25 is sending me lol

[@I_wasim11]

1:42 I'm gone I'm sorry

[@Hopey_happy_homo]

6:33 stop why was that lip-synch so perfect

[@sS0O0L]

6:58 indeed

[@Vinati_123]

2:52 is it bad that i laugh because I heard catra voice?

[@calithemuffin7512]

bro this is so good, i never realized how absolutely 100% done she is with *everything*

[@VIN3X-1210]

AYYYYY THE FANDOM STILL ALIVE

[@Broskisunited]

1:05 *looks around making sure nobody is nearby* BUTCH WHERE?

[@butsongsaregoodandiwritethem]

3:09 omg this face is funny😊

[@c.luna26]

I loved this series with my whole heart. A badass gay Latina who’s a spy? Just like me fr Carmen represents😌🫶🇦🇷

[@sunnyland3323]

' I'll handle the runt' Proceeds to get knocked out😂😂

[@Ilikeacotar]

Anyone think this sounds almost exactly like she ra?

[@ScarLove608]

The Shera sound in 2:50 though from Catra was hilarious

[@charliespring1427]

You were like AaaaAH nOooooO beTRAYallL (Laughs in She-Ra)

[@jaycal6405]

I always thought of gray as pervert rather than a brother figure 0:20

[@thedreamkingdom710]

What? Why?

[@manessachehab]

I think its bc of his cheeky smile ​@thedreamkingdom710

[@ClideoDaily]

love the catra quote ❤

[@awesomeapollo428]

7:48 "Lies, lies, lies" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jadmustafaandleyanbadah296]

My question is does Player sleep-

[@Autxmnx.x]

probably not

[@P4tyY]

She was always done with gray 😭👏

[@LaraArnhold]

0:49 GUYS i love SO MUCH the hetero fear :3

[@finthestoredaeries1917]

THE FANDOM HAS REAWOKEN

[@HQSPS-HighQualitySchoolP-uy6kr]

6:57 DAMN... like I don't normally say this but GYAT DAMN!

[@dffddffddddhdhfuchdbfvbrgb7340]

NAH BRO- SHE-RA AUDIOOOOOOO(and you was like..)IM CRYING... THATS.. HOW MANY FANDOMS ARE YOU INTO??

[@Gamer_girl-nr3zv]

3:08 😂 [GAY DISGUST] 😂

[@Johanjannes]

I think it’s the only show I can name that or did not get stupid or boring in the end season or did not have a boring begin and a cool final this show just was perfect from begin to the end staying in his theme withtout any wierd end or begin it was his own thing

[@dragonicarts12]

Ok but Shera tho

[@AlistorTheWolf]

Just got this recommended to me, time to rewatch Carmen Sandiego all over again 😁😁😁

[@Ilovepuppysandbuns]

7:56 Grian?

[@sheerechoes]

This was amazing thank you! Keep the carmen content coming

[@itzskye7074]

“hetero fear” At least somebody else thinks he doesn’t give 💅 vibes

[@neon13602]

this was the first Netflix I finished to start to end I love the characters and it story and the educational bits and I got say I love this cat and mouse between Carmen SanDiego and Agent Devineaux

[@localhottie5137]

OMg!11bndfhugv i've never seen anyone really speak about it or say they watch it. and its really cool to se (also im watching it rn even if you dont believe me)

[@wAfton83]

“Yes i would, thats why im asking…?🧐” best carmen line

[@a1m0nds92]

head cannon rq: carmen is non binary (fem presenting) but doesn't care enough to tell anyone unless they ask

[@Natzz000]

1:03 my mom almost heard that💀

[@eminokur6988]

Oh my- I thought it was Carmen who said "BIJ WHERE" LMAO

[@clemancetrefle9996]

The facepalm reference got me lol

[@ag-13studios51]

This was recommended to me rather late but I'm happy to see this fandom still alive I'm excited to start help keep it going

[@Draganoid-cl6ue]

autistic carmen 10/10 line 4:37

[@leslyyjrr]

OMG I THOUGHT MY FANDOM DIED 😭 OK OK IM HAPPY 💞

[@recruit4844]

FINALLY CARMEN SANDIEGO ON MY FYP

[@sparksguide]

1:46 everybody gangsta till season 4 comes and-

[@matthewboire6843]

I have had pictures of this show in my mind for YEARS! I thought I remembered watching it in class and I thought it might have been a weird dream but no, ITS REAL AND ITS AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT! Every time I would picture a scene from the show, I heard the words “black sheep” in my mind, never knew why.

[@EFlame01]

This is gonna sound dumb but what is hetero fear and is it really distinguishable from other fear?

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

he is a heterosexual and he is in fear. i am a homosexual and i am in fear its dumb but its simple and funny to me :P

[@cass.cassandra1685]

I miss this show so much

[@benfrank9622]

I feel like they already planned to end the show early in S4.

[@Autxmnx.x]

its still on netflix

[@cass.cassandra1685]

@@Autxmnx.x they don’t make new episodes anymore. Also I don’t have Netflix

[@_Pix_]

Pls why is nobody talking about the Catra betrayal? That was amazing!!