Carnival Cheers Drink Package Review: What Happens If You Finish Your 15 Drinks In Only 3 Hours?

[@westparkpescador]

My man used a KZbin video as an excuse to get absolutely obliterated 😂 legend

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep…plus it’s a tax write off!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks for watching!

[@MoDavI-sl7iy]

😅😂🤣😭😭🤣😂😅😭😭😭

[@SULLYco]

@@NoPantsProfitsis it tax free because you had to buy the drink package to make this video and you make videos for a living so it’s a business expense? Am I right?

[@NoPantsProfits]

@@SULLYcoCorrect!

[@TheGambler3]

I wanna go drinking with this guy! This video was oddly really entertaining lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

An entire new set starts Tommrrow! Carnival horizon!

[@geotestjohn]

@@NoPantsProfitsman k

[@IrvingtonArms]

Me too! You know the drinks are hitting when you close 1 eye.

[@Sweetness31047]

Yeah I would have stopped at drink 4 but ready to dance… then nap time

[@cynthiadelights9094]

Yesssssssss and walking the ship hitting different spots was way cool!

[@hearbreakerfantasy]

Never thought watching someone drink could be so entertaining lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

Did it again earlier this week! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJivnqKNg8yNiqc

[@Wuddywood]

Lmmfao right couldn’t finish watching yesterday im finishing it now 😭😭

[@ebonyharris5583]

that's me lmaoo just watching seems like I'm drinking

[@enflite]

The way he was huffing and puffing between drink number 1 and 2, I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Not yet... soon though!

[@clottadams5028]

​@@NoPantsProfitsI like that stick-to-itiveness attitude.

[@chefvld]

I know, right… I don’t think he was even enjoying any of these drinks and I’m only at number four which how stu..d is that? dealers choice dude the guys from a foreign country doesn’t understand your comedy or colloquialisms…

[@helz13]

😂😂

[@strange4change_6]

Not that far but I definitely thought he was gonna call Earl😅😂😂

[@LiveLife5.0]

That one eye gave up a long time ago 😂😂😂 this was a great video. I was in tears.

[@NoPantsProfits]

My latest drinking one on the celebration ended with me in tears!

[@dobeus8957]

😂😂😂😂

[@no1luhrs]

Your left eye is a .03 Your right eye is a .08 lmao….. you are a rock star!!!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks! Great have you onboard.

[@vanessabullock36]

LOL! After 6 drinks you turned Irish after 12 you became a pirate! Funny af! I will keep this for show and tell! LOL!

[@NoPantsProfits]

When one eye closed... you knew I was DONE!

[@cobra8684]

now i wanna finish watching it😂😂😂

[@yuiertg]

There is no way your breathalizer is accurate. You were way more drunk than .04.

[@NoPantsProfits]

I agree….ordered a new one! Lol

[@elsauced4085]

Facts!!!! Great video. So pumped for my cruise in May!! Maybe I should go a drink package review 😮😮😮

[@NoPantsProfits]

Make it past 14 drinks...and don't pass out on a table!

[@elsauced4085]

@@NoPantsProfits you did a great job… I don’t think I would make it 🤣

[@NoPantsProfits]

Plus I had 3 drinks on the Island BEFORE starting this too!

[@donnaelliott5772]

I think his eye is a more accurate test than the machine he's using! No way he'd have been anywhere near fit to drive.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Good news, the captain NEVER actually drives the boat!

[@gabeyoung765]

One of the bravest videos I've ever seen. There's no way I'm recording when there's that much alcohol involved 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Poor decisions were made….but I’m legit a celebrity on every carnival ship now. It’s guests and crew all want selfies with “the drunk guy”

[@MsILoveThatGirl2014]

😂 no way!!!

[@emc3555]

Congratulations! You are definitely a trooper. That Breathalyzer is definitely broken though 😂 this is hilarious. and that eye 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Not sure what’s more broken…my eye or the breathalyzer!

[@janareed3230]

This video is the best thing I’ve seen lately. My husband and I were late to an appointment bc we wanted to watch to the end. We laughed and laughed.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Check out the key west one from last week with my “adopted” father!

[@arkadiuszg2864]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@4PORSH944]

Do you like have a snack while indulging???

[@4PORSH944]

How about eating a sandwich or eating some fries maybe to soak up that liquor??

[@4PORSH944]

Gonna have to pay your water bill real soon..from drinking that beer,😅😅😅😊😊

[@Wisewoman_]

I’ve never watched someone drink but you my guy is the champion and the one eye closed at the end was hilarious GOD bless you keep the videos coming you have me as a follower now 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Maxing out my package with no repeats next week.... 120 Different drinks....thats gonna be fun!

[@JokesRJokes]

Haha thats how my friends know in faded, the one eye

[@Adventuresofagingermom]

You know your drunk when one eye goes to sleep before the rest of you lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

I know right.... wait till you see whats coming.... 120 drinks in 8 days! "The Carnival Cheers Challenge"

[@Adventuresofagingermom]

@@NoPantsProfits 🤣

[@themyrtles2497]

😅😂❤...lol

[@cacourtney]

I know I'm late to this party- but I think this should have been a buddy supervised event.

[@NoPantsProfits]

I got a buddy this time!

[@andysavage2550]

Damn. Guy drank so much he lost an eye and became a true pirate of the seas…. 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

I mean I have a 3rd leg too…. But it don’t work when drunk!

[@BigPeteIndy]

bro was slammed 20 minutes in. lmaoooooooo, great video!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Pretty much! I don't remember the last 1/2 of the video.

[@christopherwebb2192]

It's a great way to get a tour of the ship and learn about new drinks. I'm glad I found the channel.

[@NoPantsProfits]

The Jubilee one gonna be good too!

[@ryanwilliamson8622]

Hilarious!!! Going on Celebration next month (with the booze package) and glad I got to see another’s perspective on the deal. I don’t plan on getting ridiculous daily, but will certainly get my money’s worth…cuz I’m a cheap ass 🤣 CHEERS!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Mix that 15 a day with unlimited wine at the chefs table…it’s even MORE fun!

[@ryanwilliamson8622]

Keep up the great work 👍 very entertaining & informative

[@calliepeach6234]

51:30 🥴😅

[@claytonadkins5134]

It's not the Celebration. It's the Constellation 🤣

[@KALIBbigpimpinDYER]

You seem like a cool dude to be around! Thanks for the content! Two unsolicited notes I have is man, work on your health you were outta breathe just walking around and get you a new BREATHALYZER 😂😂 no way .04 at 13 of those drinks lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

I got a new one…and did the 15 about 2 weeks ago on the Luminosa!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Drinking All 15 Drinks On The Carnival Cheers Beverage Package In Under 2 Hours! #carnivalcruises kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6avq3ute8h-ibM

[@tonylevine2716]

Cool dude but concur on the health comment. ❤️

[@PJL7095]

would love to see him raid the buffet after the 15th cocktail

[@MichaelJohnson-pr8rc]

I’ve been watchin a ton of vids gettin ready for my first cruise ever and this is effin hilarious!!😂😂. Whole fam including wife laughing the whole time!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Don’t drink and video… I think!

[@mercedes1719]

I love the slow decent into chaos thru-out the video. Def worth watching to the end

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thank you.. watching it back I agree!

[@hmj8y]

I LOVE that you brought a breathalizer. Quality entertainment

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep, part 3 actually drops tommrrow.

[@louiscerulli5676]

outstanding video, I laughed my ass off! My wife and I are Platinum rewards members for NCL. They have a free at see program which includes a open bar and there is no limit and there have been many 15 plus drink days but I usually start with a Bloody Mary in the morning.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

[@ladyjavandab7181]

I'm 5 months in to watching this and I laughed my butt off! You literally could not end the video😂. We have no idea what you eventually said two days later. I sure hope your roommate was somewhere in background. You even said you could drive but in next instance you had no pairs of pants drink your shirt from bad idea to Richard bad idea is your shirt. I was cracking up!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep, and I legit just shot a part 2 today! Watch out for it on Monday!

[@jeremyewing8717]

I blew through their 15 drink limit pretty quickly but not that fast lol 😂 They aren't supposed to let you have any more after that, even if you pay out of pocket. I had bartenders that liked me though, so they hooked me up lol. Celebrity's drink package is unlimited, as long as you can walk at least!

[@NoPantsProfits]

I’m on Celebrity in about a month….videos will be made! Lol

[@fee1959]

NCL is the same way ... unlimited!

[@mftd9316]

This was the most entertaining thing I've seen on youtube in a _long_ time. CHEERS!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed…. I just got off the Jubilee and did similar!

[@cynthiadelights9094]

This video was way cool to Watch!! I would be passed out somewhere 😂. Thanks for the drinking tour!! Loved it!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad to be of service! Jubilee coming soon!

[@gcal7794]

Thank you for having the courage to do this for all of us cruisers! Great research but all I could think of is your length of recovery after this 😖💜👏

[@NoPantsProfits]

About 45 minutes!

[@gcal7794]

@@NoPantsProfits wow! What a champ! I’m glad ☺️

[@monalisa125th]

Started with 2 eyes open. Ending in 1 eye closed.. at least he didn't piss on his pants😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep!

[@NoPantsProfits]

When I’m not wearing pants….there are no pants to piss on!

[@JacquelineCussaac]

@@NoPantsProfits 🤣I love it, you seem like ppl I would party with🤟

[@tinadudley5318]

Patron going to knock you off your feet😂😂you slurrring like crazy😂😂!!!! I am A New Subscriber now first time on your channel and you tooo funny😂😂 PERIODT!!!!😂😂😂

[@JJones-in8yz]

Awesome video. I was dying laughing. Extremely entertaining to watch the progression from soberness to inebriation. lmao

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yeah...it was a drunk time!

[@JacquelineCussaac]

CHEERS 🥃🍾🍷🍸🍹🍻🥂 I enjoyed watching your video. Hell, I watched it 3 times🤣🤣you put a smile in my heart.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed it! I wish I could do more than 15! Lol. May have found a hack…coming in early October!

[@vanessabullock36]

15 drinks are meant to last all day. From 8am to 2am. I hit 15 every time but I start early, space them out and I finish late.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Different Strokes For Different Folks.....

[@wendykieffer9567]

That is how me and my husband drink too.

[@GoodWitchIntuitiveTarot]

He did it this way purposefully. His actual goal was to do it in even less time. Seems like a lot of people missed that in the beginning of the video.

[@zeitgeist2707]

I love your attitude 😂 cheers mate 🍻

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks For Watching And Commenting.... I'm only 2 drinks in right now so can still type!

[@itinerarybydesign]

Very amusing! Did not think I would watch the whole video but had to see how it ended!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Awesome! Glad you enjoyed!

[@diamondlowe8319]

How Is he loopy after 6 drinks

[@diamondlowe8319]

Well I guess in less than 2 hours it's possible

[@diamondlowe8319]

So does the free drinks in the casino count against the 15 drinks?

[@glassofwater-tx1iq]

That drink package and cruise are a raging alcoholics dream. I’m surprised you didn’t have people brawling in the background at any given time lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

You just could not see them…. Was dark outside.

[@augustleo7434]

THANK YOU! You are a fearless pioneer and a hero to us all. This was easily the best hour of my week. Subbed for LIFE!!!

[@NoPantsProfits]

What if I told you I’m about to do it again with a small Asian simp playing Gilligan while I’m the skipper? You would totally be onboard! Glad to have you here!

[@GIDDY_UP_GO]

For the love of God, please take me with you on your next cruise! I can never find anyone that can hang with me when I drink! I get the drink package as well and once I got through my 15 drinks I started drinking my wife’s package! Ha! Ha! Thanks for the hilarious content! Literally LMAO and wishing I was there with you!

[@NoPantsProfits]

I like to bring others along to drink their packages too! I make sure who I’m with cannot go to bed at night before their 15 are done, I always get 2 people drink anywhere comped by the casino, not from this content, but from my degenerate gambling, which I’m starting to share here too! Lol

[@jessicaabbey4158]

How can you do that

[@chrismorton470]

I’m definitely a new fan! The way you drank and had a whole stroke(left eye 👁️) got me ordering the drink package on my first cruise in Dec and it will be my 21st cruise. You seem like a good person and life of the party 🎉.

[@NoPantsProfits]

I am. Stay tuned for Orlando! Coming soon.

[@kassielou8625]

Lol I like after the first 2 drinks he’s like “they hit hard” at least I know what to order 😂🤣😂🤣

[@NoPantsProfits]

The tiki bar will MESS YOU UP!

[@jenrohrer7005]

This video is the WHOLE PACKAGE! You get deets on so many drink options if you’re going to cruise, you get an idea of if the drink package is a good value for the price, it’s wildly entertaining to watch someone get hammered, there was a nap or 3, about a million outro takes and that notorious slumped eyelid. Bravo, this was a great video 👊

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep, it was lightning in a bottle! Thanks for suffering through my pain.... lol!

[@Floridaman_69]

I sailed with you on this cruise! I actually pumped into you in Grand Central the other day. Im guessing it was shortly after this video🤣😅😅

[@NoPantsProfits]

Your username checks out! #floridaman

[@bigsosa6920]

What date?

[@angelgregio]

Lmao "pumped into you"

[@cmdeezy1]

This is the best carnival radiance video. I’ll have to try this same challenge for my cruise 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Well it's celebration.... but hey... you do you!

[@jay75.61]

1:00:54 " ...I could still drive" 🤣 Yeah that reading might be just a tad inaccurate . Well done sir. You are a certified savage. Damn, I'm thirsty now.🍻

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yeah... its pretty Trash!

[@ladyraven30]

First time I've ever seen any of your videos and I'm absolutely LOVING watching you do what I would LOVE to be doing right now.

[@scottc.1325]

I was on the legend back in 2011 with my teenage kids (then 17 and 19 ) and I hid a half gallon of Everclear in 1 gallon Ziploc bags in my luggage. I had the non-alcoholic drink package for mixers and it worked out really well. That is until I came back to the cabin pretty snookered one night. My kids noticed and asked me where the booze was. I said if you can find it, you can drink it that was the end of the booze one day later, now my kids are into their 30s and healthy. No thanks to me lol

[@NoPantsProfits]

lol!

[@MavRick69]

Fantastic video. Thanks for showing us all the various drinks available on board. Thanks for taking one for the team. Cheers. 🥂

[@NoPantsProfits]

One or 15... always for the team! Glad you enjoyed!

[@IsaacBarrio]

That breathalyzer can't be accurate. You're blasted near the end...lol. those breathalyzer's are for novelty only. Anyways, Cheers!!!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Got a new one and tried again.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6avq3ute8h-ibM

[@rogerramjet5134]

You are my hero. I love to bar crawl and was able to do it virtually with you on a cruise ship. AWESOME 😅

[@NoPantsProfits]

Did you make it to 15? Lol

[@GoodWitchIntuitiveTarot]

Umm Richard this is KZbin….not Facebook.🤣🤣🤣 I can’t believe I watched this entire video! Your are sooo entertaining! The drink package would be a waste on me. 🍷🍹🍺🍸but I definitely am getting the Flamingo on my next cruise! 🦩🦩🦩thank you for sharing 💜

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed! Excited to bring y’all the new drinks on Jubilee in January!

[@ktaurus510]

😂😂 me either!!

[@Smbizmd]

I am laughing watching this... Probably should not be amused at overindulgence, but here I am. Feels like you feel out of breath during this which makes me nervous for you. But happy you're having a good time! Love a good cruise! 🎉 Going on my next in March! 🍻

[@NoPantsProfits]

Still alive… in Texas now! Headed out on Jubilee on Saturday!

[@Smbizmd]

@@NoPantsProfits glad to hear you're still with us going strong! If I see you on any cruise I'm definitely buying you a drink!

[@avchavis]

🎉 looks like you had fun! I can’t wait until my next Carnival Cruise! 🎉😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Me either! My next is on Jubilee!

[@preludepatrick]

I don't think that breathalyzer is accurate. My guess would be that you were easily at .15+ I like how your right eye started closing more and more as the drinks kept coming! Great video

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yeah! I guess I became a pirate!

[@JeninGA1995]

I’m watching now and laughing my butt off at you losing it slowly but surely wait a minute you’re losing it really quick within three hours🤣🤪 The wish looked really pretty as you chugged it down

[@NoPantsProfits]

Wait for my next drinking challenge coming in 2 weeks.... Its gonna last 8 whole days!

[@dreamserenity69]

Saw this video come up and thought hmmm what the heck looks interesting let’s give it a watch (totally not Ever thinking I would watch the whole video) you were so hilarious I had to keep watching where the train was gonna end!!! 😂 you’re definitely a person that would be fun to hangout with! Glad you’re okay and I loved the video so much I subscribed! Look forward to watching more! 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed! I’m on Jubilee in 2 months!

[@jhvesterjr]

I love the right eye shutting down....

[@NoPantsProfits]

Like a pirate... for the night vision!

[@missmiss2721]

"once you break the seal... you ladies and men know. SEAL is no longer married to Heidi Klum." - Comedy gold. Love this guy!

[@NoPantsProfits]

I glad someone finally appreciates that joke! It's like my favorite drunk joke I've ever written.

[@helz13]

Drink 3 "Oops where did that go?" This guy is hilarious! 😂😂

[@missmiss2721]

@@NoPantsProfits absolutely quote worthy.

[@donniestafford6290]

You are the biggest GOOBER I have ever watched...and I loved EVERY second of your video!!!😅😅😅

[@NoPantsProfits]

“Thank You” - Mr. Goober!

[@tyler4728]

just earned a new sub, you are a legend man, who knew a getting drunk vlog could be so entertaining

[@NoPantsProfits]

Just wait for what I just shot today…. Got to 18… all at tiki bar on the jubilee!

[@pammielocs_withlove5908]

That one closed eye when you got to drink 14 🤣

[@NoPantsProfits]

It’s a Pirate Eye!

[@Bigdavemusic76]

I absolutely watched all of this. The last 20 minutes was the best and most entertaining. Hats off for staying.on task and getting through this. It was amazing. I wanna drink with you

[@NoPantsProfits]

I'm open for drinking anytime. Getting on a ship tomorrow and gonna pre-drink in the parking lot before boarding!

[@MajesticByBirth]

I'm not quite understanding the BAC Breathalizer device he had. He was CLEARLY hammered with a BAC of .03 15 drinks in, within 5 hours from start to finish, his BAC at .04 should have been double that, at least. He made a good point to say he could still drive, being well under the legal "limit", but he also knew that would have been a terrible idea if he tried. Good recognition of reality vs actuality. Fun to watch him pound mixed drinks like it was his job! LOL

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed! The follow up releases tomorrow and I do 16 drinks! I also try to fight art gallery employees and have a person ask me to eat their ass on camera….its a good time!

[@phillipenriquez5318]

It definitely wasn't accurate

[@johnvamvo5438]

lost it when u walked through the grumpy lady and she yelled at u 😭😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

I was way too drunk to care!

[@septemberh2147]

It’s the hat leaning over for me 😂😂😂😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

The Hat Does Not Lie!

[@shhhhh529]

You earned a follow from me buddy! I saw after that 2nd drink that you were on the way to greatness lol. That arm was just-a-swinging! Lol. My dad used to call a top shelf Long Island a “Strong Island”

[@NoPantsProfits]

Hell yeah… round two is shooing next week!

[@trav5043]

It was very entertaining, actually seeing someone get more and more drunk by the minute. 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Just wait for what I shot today to drop! Lol

[@trav5043]

@@NoPantsProfits Looking forward to it. Lol

[@SpoonFPV]

You're such a fun nice guy, your personality really shines, so cool to see people be themselves.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad it came through on video!

[@rainbowgrace3733]

I was on this cruise and saw you twice

[@NoPantsProfits]

Awesome!

[@masonlaytar9202]

What ship is this of carnival

[@toddbishop1139]

If Spud MacKenzie were a human. This guy is an animal. Lol... He broke his right eye. It was cool to see Lili at time mark 47:30. Emma, Lili, Jason, Marko, and Ralph will forever hold a spot in my heart. Great people!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Awesome!

[@monalisa125th]

By the third drink i was screaming please stop. Dont need to witness full-grown alcohol poisoning 😂. You was doing a drake ( back to back)

[@NoPantsProfits]

Love it!

[@DylanStFelix]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂THE PROGRESSION OF THE VIDEO IS HILARIOUS

[@NoPantsProfits]

I know. I got a bit too drunk!

[@helz13]

I love it!! I could so drink with him!! 😂😂😂

[@rachaelcarlton2538]

Bless ya one eyed Richard, I would not want to be on the road with you. I think your breathalyser is about as accurate as Stevie W##### results in a shooting contest

[@NoPantsProfits]

Now thats a FUNNY comment and yes I got a new one.... New Video Where I max out the package all cruise coming soon! 120 DIFFERENT drinks in 8 days!

[@590jason]

This is the best KZbin video I have EVER watched!

[@NoPantsProfits]

And you have only just begun on this channel!

[@cdecker84]

Love this!!! Did you shoot this with the insta360 in single camera mode? I love your 360 videos!

[@NoPantsProfits]

No. I’m moving that way but it’s actually shot on the DJI pocket 2 with a single lens on a tiny drone like gimbal.

[@philip2774]

My man, I’m going on my first cruise in 2 weeks and you look exactly what my minds eye has told me a seasoned cruiser looks and acts like.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Actually worked on cruise ships 7 years! I was shitfaced everyday at work, because I was the boss. I let my employees be shitfaced too, as long as they could get their jobs done. I was an IT manager.

[@IbeSyke]

Im more impressed with all that walking you did vs. The 8 drinks in 1hr 1/2 😅

[@NoPantsProfits]

Lol!

[@monalisa125th]

Facts 😂

[@adrianbanks4487]

Hi from Sydney Australia.What an absolute trouper 😂 great clip. I loved watching it

[@NoPantsProfits]

I’ll be there in 2025!

[@josephsanchez9987]

What a legend 😂 some people are just built for greatness 😤

[@NoPantsProfits]

Not all heroes wear capes…. Some have a broken ass breathalyzer!

[@williemoore5195]

That is definitely a Fischer Price breathalyzer. Aint no way those readings are correct. Thanks for the laughs though!

[@NoPantsProfits]

I mean, you are supposed to wait 10 minutes with no drinks to blow…. What is 10 minutes when you are trashed though!

[@Stephanie-we5ep]

My goodness... I had to nap after my 2nd Long Island tea... I would need my stomach pumped if I tried this! 😮

[@NoPantsProfits]

And I just keep going.... LOL

[@HLTrds]

Me too!!!

[@dgwear69]

I admire your beautiful kid-like, wholesome, numbness to the world! Getting a little sauced talking about how Miami is northern Cuba while cutting birthday girls off into the door way. I bet you’re a good hang! I’d love to know if these are the vices you show what are you hiding 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

You’ll just have to figure that out! Lol. Just kidding!

[@stevesnellgrove1518]

This would have been even better to see this guy falling all into someone’s table,, dusting himself off and walking off on his way to another drink 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Check out more recent videos…it happened!

[@stevesnellgrove1518]

@@NoPantsProfits .. I’m watching the sequel right now !… I have never laughed so much as I did watching the first one so looking forward to it guy .

[@_J_U_S_T_I_N_]

This guy is my fucking hero. Breathalyzer was junk. Haha I love the one eye open by #9. Definitely subscribed. Another thing I just thought of is this guy can write all of this off on his taxes because its his business expenses. Genius.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yep, I cruise for free on the casino and write off everything, you done figured it out a….a…Ron!

[@rea2real]

This was hilarious I’m definitely getting the drink package 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Drink up! Make sure you hit your 15 daily! Lol

[@rea2real]

@@NoPantsProfits I doubt I’ll get past 10 but as long as I hit about 6 or 7 I know I would at least break even 😅

[@JacquelineCussaac]

This is my first cruise. Drink package a must 🙂I truly enjoyed the video. Thanks for sharing!

[@FLThorpe]

LOL your breathalizers broke ! I haven’t laughed so much in ages ! I thought you were done after drink 3 !

[@NoPantsProfits]

Well I did go hard for the first 2-3 drinks! Tiki drinks are really strong.

[@HangingWithNasyaCarter]

This was very entertaining… yes once you break the deal it’s over 😂😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

You are correct..... Seal Gone.... Game Over!

[@StellarDistraction]

Why do I love this so much? Haha You did inspire me to make it a point to visit every bar on my upcoming cruise tho!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Do it!

[@FLgrl06]

I would be dead after that any drinks!! How do you drink them so fast?!?!

[@NoPantsProfits]

I play poker every Friday night with basically a bunch of frat guys….I’m sort of an expert…but it takes a few days to recover after!

[@bornontilt748]

This is the greatest content ive seen in month's.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks!

[@8675309td]

You're a beast 😂 #legend

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks I guess! Glad I Enjoyed my time on the Carnival Conquest/Constellation!

[@rachelanderson200]

This dude looks like a blast! Very entertaining lol. Thank you for sharing!!!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Thanks for watching! Would love to drink with you sometime!

[@gmcguire1980]

Hopefully your O ring has recovered.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Lol...I'm dropping a similar video from a cruise in Egypt later today!

[@Tennealv2]

At the end (1:03:19) when he said, "Cuz I'm one of those guys that says uh, 'When you have no pants to lose, you have nothing to drink, but your shirt.'" I felt it in my soul.

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yeah. I was totally trashed out of my mind!

[@calliepeach6234]

I wouldve pissed myself by #4

[@NoPantsProfits]

I made it to 14 then passed out……

[@Asantenanna]

I wouldn't trust that BAC monitor as far as I could throw it. 😂😂 Either way, chill vibes brother good video. Cheers!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Yeah. They pretty not good! Lol

[@jonathansollisch5420]

Best video ever!

[@NoPantsProfits]

Glad you enjoyed.... new video coming soon from Panorama!

[@jonathansollisch5420]

Looking forward to it!

[@AmarisBeauties]

I THROUGHLY ENJOYED THIS VIDEO!!😅😂😂❤ YOU MADE ME LAUGH SOOO MUCH BUT STILL VERY INFORMATIVE!! I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THE CHEERS PACKAGE ON MY NEXT CRUISE!!🎉🎉😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

That's the whole point, glad you get it!

[@cruisingisfunanytime]

Good morning 🌞☀️

[@NoPantsProfits]

Good morning!

[@tiffanyvarelli8834]

I love that u encourage ppl to drink water, that’s how u do it n not get sick. I like seeing all the bars & parts of the ship. I’m waiting for my favorite drink to come on, the tequila sunrise 😂

[@NoPantsProfits]

Drink water and eat… BudLight also works as “water” just tastes bad!