carrie underwood before he cheats lyrics

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carrie underwood before he cheats with lyrics on screen :D
Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a
bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now he's probably buying her some Fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo
Oh and he don't know... OH!
That I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, oh
Not on me...
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Oh, oh
Before he cheats
ohhhh.

[@thebiatchgang5161]

Carrie: it wasn't me Detective:it has your name Carrie: anyone could have done that Detective: you wrote a whole song about it

[@hannah_rwd]

THE BIATCH GANG underrated comment

[@jaylynl3693]

I would have said he cheated on me and he deserved it...

[@zoologistvince2664]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@emilymontes6914]

@@zoologistvince2664 messing up someone's car and killing them are very very different things lol

[@kaitlynwinslow3940]

Well anyone could of wroten a song about it

[@maddieevans1299]

Carrie: it wasn’t me The lawyer: your name is carved in his seats

[@sirasallah5689]

😂😂😂😂 literally died when i saw this

[@FrogsRuleInBlue]

Carrie: ...It's a typo. Lawyer: ... Carrie: ... Lawyer: ...Okay then. You're excused. XD

[@FrogsRuleInBlue]

@raul castillo I think y e s. 😂😂😂

[@grain2247]

Well, honey came in caught her red-handed, creeping with the girl next door. Picture this, they were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor. (Wasnt her.)

[@alipenn5302]

“I was framed”

[@trinityhall779]

You only slash 3 of his tires because insurance covers it’s all 4 but not 3. You slash 3 of his tires with the same blade at the same angle then the 4th tire with a different blade at a different angle and he will get charged for insurance fraud. If you slash the front driver and the back passenger when they go to jack it up to fix it it’ll break the axel (I believe) Put tampons in his gas tank and it will absorb all his gas yet it will show that his gas tank is full. If he has sprinklers, or do it when it’s going to rain, put instant mash potatoes in his yard. Put a jolly rancher on the corner of his window and when he goes to take it off the window will break. Put a bunch of rubber bands on his drive way you can’t sweep them up you have to pick then up by hand. For legal reasons this is a joke.

[@dwightblanchard9778]

I'll never cheat 😂😂

[@trinityhall779]

@@dwightblanchard9778 Good...

[@gabbibrook1633]

every day u learn something new

[@trinityhall779]

@@gabbibrook1633 science next. Jkjk

[@gabbibrook1633]

@@trinityhall779 they dont teach u this stuff in science classes

[@belswrld]

*My Mom* “Your headache is going to get worse if you listen to music!” *Me “I can suffer for 3 more minutes and 20 seconds.”*

[@AwkFoxx69]

That's a HUGE mood for me rn lmfao

[@baileeblack8978]

Me rite now😂🤢oop🤮

[@shayyyhenry880]

I always listen songs with my headache on a low volume and to my surprise it actually helps.

[@rrubyppanther6880]

I listen to much to loud/rock music. So I'm kinda used to headaches😅😂

[@Abydon.]

My mom always tells me to turn it off I put I Head phones in

[@iridiumSerpent]

Country Songs by men: beer, farming and driving tractors Country Songs by women: killing their husbands

[@beachbunny7256]

LOL

[@cf1179]

😂 so true

[@jaysahunter256]

Aw yes because a man's car is his entire life. Clever

[@iridiumSerpent]

@@jaysahunter256 i know this is the internet, where it's hard to convey humour, but it was meant as a joke.

[@jaysahunter256]

@@iridiumSerpent Lol I know bud. I was making a joke too no harm done.

[@mynameissophiathatsallunee5367]

When she carved her name into his leather seat the seat was like yassss i got an autograph

[@vardell9409]

OMG YES XD

[@mariahabernathy6707]

Exactly

[@alenaperitry8287]

Yassss An revengeful Autorgraph XD XD XD

[@daisymay6684]

A very painful tattoo

[@morganduda3274]

Omg I can’t breathe😂😂😂

[@alex-lt2ho]

i don’t listen to country but this song hits different

[@lauringrace1389]

Yeah, same for me. I like it cause it's faster and it doesn't drag on.

[@ms.420gypsy]

Right still does 💯💯💯

[@galaxy_starr]

Same

[@followmefollowme5348]

alexandra it slaps

[@M4angie]

Sameee

[@Evieballs]

No one: Literally not a single soul: 8 year old me: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

[@sierrastaelens1514]

This is still me though

[@TotaledLynx]

I sang and knew exactly what this song meant before that age 😅

[@floppythefrog397]

*That was 6 year old me, and still me :>*

[@lynneprewitt5310]

Same still

[@davidjones8954]

Same

[@gemini1016]

Ladies listen *dont cut all 4 tires, car insurance pays for that, cut 3 tires, the guys a screwed if you cut 3 tires*

[@deannapope8589]

Woww u can copy top comment your cool

[@UserName-jw5vx]

How do you know that? Great tip btw, totally using it for the next guy

[@tylerjay3343]

Then the guy can slash the 4th one

[@rockalinebellosa7907]

Deanna-top comment copied from a popular meme, sooo

[@alexyscrook]

@@tylerjay3343 only do 2 then and never do 1 cause he might have an extra tire

[@paigefugitt7456]

It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into your pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive

[@lilor4932]

YO whEn I REad tHat, that’s the Part of the sonG thAt waS plAyiNg

[@samantharobertson2979]

HAHA💀💀💀

[@gacha_mocha287]

Well technically its a no-wheel drive after she fucked up your car 😂

[@skeetskert9568]

And carved her name into tour leather sea

[@leoissocool2112]

Yeah!

[@melonylandlongoria5376]

Girlfriend: why is carrie Underwood carved into ur seat?? Boyfriend: uhhhh I'm just a rlly big fan Girlfriend: starts to play"befor he cheats"

[@graciewarden1247]

So funny

[@ilyedwards4481]

So me

[@1nkwels]

Same tho

[@naominichols3954]

😂😂

[@roxiestudios9553]

Boyfriend:I'm screwed

[@lacrossestick132]

Me: I hate country. Carrie: I- Me, a sixteen year old boy from the Northeast: dUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE-

[@midnvghts]

"Bro, why does it say Carrie Underwood on you seat?" "Uh- it's nothing, came with the car."

[@Madisongs]

MacKenzie - Rose AJ THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@nautica8337]

FrameCast Master it really is 😂😂😂

[@nicolemaravilla6822]

"Carrie used to own this car"

[@Ohno-rr7pe]

Holly Roden ummm nice?

[@paidynw507]

Lol I like

[@kylieisaloser144]

me: i hate country this song: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@alanabrown5427]

Kylie Is a loser I love country

[@killallzoophiles8138]

Hmmm hes (or shes) normal cancel seeing if hes (or shes) not human dang gon it *I SAID CANCEL*

[@grapejuice8807]

@@killallzoophiles8138 ???

[@stella3571]

@@killallzoophiles8138 bro??

[@awarepace9086]

What

[@beviwaphillips3328]

I remember the 9 yr old me singing this pretending i had a cheating ass boyfriend. Little did i know that was just me practicing for when I actually had a cheating ass boyfriend when i was 19😂

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

Did you dig your keys into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive?

[@averybadcaseoffacialobesity]

damn.

[@SageAndPaul2024]

@@moxstoleyoursocks2241 carved his into his leather seats?

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

@@SageAndPaul2024 took a louisville slugger to both headlights?

[@averybadcaseoffacialobesity]

@@moxstoleyoursocks2241 slashed a hole in all (three) tyres?

[@jayparis5949]

Mother: oh why is there a "carrie underwood" Carved in these leather seats? Are you also a fan her?? Son: well... Yeah i guess you can say that

[@dmetriarobinson4068]

Lol

[@naominichols3954]

😂😂

[@aliiiyoutube]

Underrated

[@lexieveinot572]

🤣🤣🤣

[@reese__taylor]

lol

[@shelbyhill9240]

here is a tip, don't slash all 4 tires only slash 3 because if you slash 4 insurance will cover it but if you only slash 3 they have to pay for it.

[@theprussian7483]

You'd still get sued for willful destruction of another's property.

[@shelbyhill9240]

not if you dont get caught

[@laurarubio7671]

+Shelby Hill you are my new favorite person

[@sonjaivovic]

+Laura Rubio Same tho 😂😂😂

[@shelbyhill9240]

Laura Rubio :) i just spend my life trying to make others lives easier

[@BigBreakProductions]

My teacher taught me that you shouldn't slash all four tires because insurance will pay for that. Slash three and your good for he has to pay for that 👌

[@talisafayard6754]

or he can slash the last one 😂

[@getalifebitchful]

so yeah, you should probably slash just one or two. slash them all if he doesn't have insurance hahaha

[@Roxy-vk7uf]

but then he can slash the 4th one too so insurance would cover it

[@BigBreakProductions]

But how would he know? Eh?

[@souriretaylor5573]

smart😁

[@joebmarxen]

Listen here boys, dont cheat on your girl or else she'll slash all 3 tires

[@hannahharris5706]

4* tires lmaooo

[@jayladivinee]

@@hannahharris5706 no sis, only 3. otherwise insurance covers it :)

[@clouddies_8618]

@@jayladivinee just take the tires LMAO

[@hannahharris5706]

@@jayladivinee BAHAH YESS

[@sagemorningstar1519]

same goes to the girls.

[@mamallama1520]

Me: what did Carrie teach us My sister : not to take back cheaters ? Me: NOT TO TAKE BACK CHEATERS

[@emory7676]

Me: AND WHAT DID YOU DO? My friend: took back the cheat...

[@mevelyngayvarona4375]

Me: time to sing the anthem My friend: Cause I dug my key-

[@paytoncaylor2759]

I think we all know not to mess with anyone who knows this song by heart

[@facebreath6981]

hehe >:)

[@P.s.a.l.m.23]

truth

[@krystakirkham1157]

agree

[@faithcoleman7224]

meeee tbh

[@ebonybrown-jenkins3575]

me tbh

[@Yamismol]

Me: *has never been cheated on* Also me: i duG MY KEY-

[@jonadams14]

Maddie king carrie underwood before he cheats song music video.

[@majesticnerd2457]

I was cheated on and they’re still dating a year later 🤠

[@LizzynotLizzie]

I know this entire song and I've never even dated anyone before

[@lolpowergirl6lolpowergirl682]

I have been cheated on but it makes feel evil singing this😂

[@lesbianlola128]

Ladies walk away if he cheats AFTER YOU RUIN HIS LIFE

[@leemorrell]

Yo, I LOVE your profile pic! #PRIDE 🌈🌈

[@AngelicBreath1111]

❤🧡💛💜💚💙 🖤♡🖤 💙💓♡ ❤💛💙 I tried my best to do all the flags lol. Anyways, Good comment, and good profile picture! Pride alliance unites!💓

[@areleve5479]

💝💛💙

[@susanclark509]

That's right

[@carelessdreamer]

Sunshine_Cuddles And the aces! 🖤🤍💜 (Biromantic asexual here)

[@Whoa_Dude_Really]

“He’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cuz she can’t shoot whiskey” when that’s the reason you can shoot whiskey before age 16

[@melodys9188]

not me belting that line at like a whole 9 yrs old

[@leonaire5876]

Damn Carrie went for the kill 💀🤚 as she should

[@robinscott6705]

Every time, I sing this my boyfriend runs over and cuddles me. Then he tells me " I promise I didn't cheat. Please leave my truck alone. " XD

[@cindyhoang3879]

Robin Scott lol this is too cute I'm glad you found yourself a good man! May y'all live happily ever after. Happy thanksgiving robin!

[@robinscott6705]

Cindy Hoang Aw thanks. :) I hope you had a good Thanksgiving as well.

[@caitlynduplessis8063]

Robin Scott haha that's evil 😂😂😂

[@robertcarr174]

Robin Scott Question is.. which does he love more.. you or the truck..?

[@lollol-ht1ul]

Robin Scott lol

[@starlight_wolfess3994]

When I was in highschool, I sang this song as a solo for choir. A friend of the family in the audience with my mom said "heaven help the man that screws your daughter over." xD

[@jos9610]

I’m in hs, in choir, and wanting to do it too but I’m so scared 😭

[@avajo9348]

And to think all this happened cause his snap score went up while she was on delivered

[@mariarenee993]

HAHA

[@epiceagle9998]

😂😂😂

[@Meganbroxton4032]

Yeaaaa.... that would do it! 🤣

[@alisonjankowiak2002]

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

[@margaret.h0632]

No one: Carrie:I'm about to end this cars whole career

[@ran1a949]

shawn mendes still has a career?

[@bobatealily]

Country music isn't usually my cup of tea but certain artists like Carrie Underwood and Colbie Caillat, their music is fascinating.

[@aulyviadaniel1754]

Cup of tea? Are you British sorry I'm so sorry I am not social at all I have very bad social skills but are you British?

[@bobatealily]

My panda Awesomeness no. I'm Vietnamese-American. Cup of tea is just a metaphor for stuff that's not your taste. And I almost had you there. Thought that you were yelling at me for having a different opinion.

[@aulyviadaniel1754]

Oh thanks and I wasn't trying to yell you.

[@macklyon7476]

Yeah I like boy country singers. Girls get on my nerves. I just like this song.

[@bobatealily]

MackLyon I wasn't talking about male singers. Carrie Underwood and Colbie Caillat are female. I prefer girl country singers most of the time

[@shelbypatterson5084]

Tip: if a guy cheats on you walk away and never look back, he doesn't deserve another second of attention from a queen like you 💖

[@alteringattitude7445]

But I can still break his car right?

[@whyisthereyou]

Thanks! Dealt with him and his "mental problems from his past" for far too long!

[@wrensrunes6775]

Love this... but... if I get revenge it feels so much better

[@killallzoophiles8138]

Hell ya im a fricking quenn

[@cherishguidry2585]

I am ok i am bi i dont got to deal with noo men wooo

[@ellebassa9288]

girls if you really want to ruin a man tell his mom and one of his aunts all the wrong he has done they will deal with him better than Karma

[@kamstrong3324]

I can totally picture Jade West singing this 😂😂😂

[@rachelblueberryrider9090]

samee

[@Jess-vg4gt]

YESSS

[@HAnderson202]

me: I don't like country music me: "I duG MY KEY-"

[@faithboi8128]

Max Rockatansky this is my bsf rn. I literally played it and she said "UGH NO I HATE COUNTRY ITS THE ONLY MUSIC GENRE I HATE" Also Her: "DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE-"

[@kirishimasimp6632]

same but this is the only country song i will ever like *This and Shania Twain's "Man I feel like a woman"*

[@ella519]

Max Rockatansky yeah I thought I didn’t like country music and then I heard this😍

[@Persephone1369]

This is literally me

[@trinitystarr8698]

same lol

[@hallie7909]

Still listening 8 years later. 😂❤️👏😁

[@kysnow123]

Why are there so many boys pressed in the comments saying oh hes gonna prove its you oh your gonna go to jail or thats so abusive its a song chill out

[@kysnow123]

@Indy M truuuuuuueeeee

[@ziggyk.stardust8873]

My date singing all the words without missing a beat. Me just trying to drive her home 👁👄👁

[@lifesagame1815]

Her way of saying "do it i dare you"😂

[@cryoelves]

Better not cheat

[@gymnast4life829]

Good luck if you cheat but DONT CHEAT

[@luwannacundiff4871]

😅😅​@@cryoelves

[@luwannacundiff4871]

😮 3:06 😮😢ee who leeo 😢 pop😢😮

[@gigiveltkamp3635]

I turned this song on, volume all the way up, and my boyfriend waited until the song was over and said "if I ever cheated I'd give you the keys to ruin my truck with then give you the gun for me. I love you so much G" He's so sweet a hahaha

[@carelessdreamer]

You still together?

[@nicolerichardson2275]

marry him please

[@justme8841]

cringe

[@funkeyjournals3674]

Gigi VeltKamp make sure he keeps to his word.

[@jchayes6361]

how's it going now?

[@julieevans9815]

when he cheats I won't need to do anything. my daddy won't let me do that. I mean how can you slash a dead mans tires

[@sapphireb3628]

Julie Evans YAS

[@christipitts2493]

Julie Evans same!

[@daddyamber2579]

Julie Evans same but my brothers instead

[@monchisocampo7779]

That's so true,, lol

[@wisfangz]

Julie Evans ICON

[@beyondviolet]

To the people that are saying this song is messed up: I think you missed the point. This is more about the damage cheating can do to a person, not about what you _should_ do in response to it

[@PurpleGh0st]

When it comes to country I only listen to ✨women✨

[@bobbiegaskill5077]

Facts

[@The_Great_War13]

Mhm

[@hellofifthharmony5481]

Me: country music isn't really my thing *This song plays* Me: HOLY SHIT SJDNCKNDJX WELL YEE HAW TO YOU IM SHOOK

[@BunneoQ]

maybe next time he will think before he cheats

[@whitehorse8558]

Wevo Gava I think we all heard that.

[@mistyparalysis]

Hello Fifth harmony No one says 'Yee Haw' XD

[@abbysorochuk4578]

Hello Fifth harmony copy? Lol

[@alyssaparson4589]

j

[@samanthavialpando4050]

I'm like Carrie I don't get mad I get even

[@candicemills1847]

Yet

[@candicemills1847]

D Angela Del Rey Papa

[@kenna7014]

SAMMMEEEE

[@volleyballbabe4820]

Totally me!!!!

[@caitlinlujan7623]

SAME

[@jaysahunter256]

Huh, when heard 'leather seat' I always thought she said 'Legacy' because honestly either one works.

[@g0thic0ff33]

Same!

[@sarahrobinson7215]

Sammmmmmmeeeeee

[@googoogaga4015]

SAMEEE

[@nextimmerman9544]

I always thought it said "LOVER'S seat". that would've been better.

[@johnhendren4156]

i thought i was the only one!!!!

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

This song is awesome, like Carrie, on its own but can you imagine a rock/metal version? 😄

[@prettykittenangel_6076]

Me-I DUG MY KEY INTO HIS SOUPED UP 4 WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS Friends-you don't have a boyfriend yet Me-when I do if he cheats I know what to do😈😈😈

[@baileyweihe4241]

prettykittenangel _ 😂😂

[@sabrinacamacho2990]

Moli did suh dji

[@alyssasmith4760]

prettykittenangel _ 😈 the best way to get revenge on a cheater, and it’s a good way to make ppl you hate scared of you

[@stellarhoddie1712]

No you should only slash 3 because if you slash 4 insurance will pay for it. If you slash 3 they will have to pay for it.

[@spikedbongwater]

RIGHT? or when your crush says no lol

[@jessijay16]

Literally the only country song I like. It gets stuck in my head for days after hearing it just once.

[@NN_4444]

Rachel Archer Yea I like her for some reason even though I don't listen to any other country. Idk her voice is just really beautiful.

[@JaeyunYD05]

JessiJay16 same...

[@terikazemka391]

Same 😞

[@iveeg.1515]

I usually dont like country but i grew up listening to carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert with my mom, so this song has a soft spot in my heart

[@Lynn-jy3sx]

me: being toxic ant cute xoxo also me: *AND I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE*

[@BentigiriIsCewl]

my mom had this song as her ringtone when I was younger and for the longest time I thought she was singing something about lettuce.

[@dmetriarobinson4068]

How?

[@deannahendrick1552]

😂🤣

[@wolfshooter3656]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfshooter3656]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@albitascreativeworld7830]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Joyschiffer]

Cheating husbands and boyfriends beware. We get a lot of ideas from Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert.😇😂

[@trashcan3537]

Yes we do😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 They awsome tho

[@christinaholland9073]

Haha funny thing is I was going to do all that to his precious four wheel drive then rig it to play that song when he got near it

[@dellagarrison4160]

😈😈

[@violetunicorn2695]

I get ideas from Forensic file's

[@savagekitty1288]

Lol get it gurl

[@emilyhoward7772]

I dont listen to country music but ive been obsessed with this song for weeks

[@that_cowgirl_kayla5296]

Wow I remember the good ole days. About 4 years ago life was great

[@shelliebelle3710]

The Comments: 5% I'm here because of Pitch Perfect! 30% I love Carrie and this song so much 65% am I the only one not here because of pitch perfect?

[@brenden2864]

seriously though haha

[@Robot404_]

+OrchidBow 25% comments about all the comments

[@shelliebelle3710]

Robot404 considering I posted this 2 months ago I'm assuming the comment section accumulated more "comment section" comments

[@Robot404_]

OrchidBow true

[@DarkAngelHeart-qe6yi]

true daaaat

[@peytonleann894]

2019 Anyone??

[@alexiarose2869]

Peyton LeAnn meee

[@uhhgjkk6777]

Me

[@laylahchizmar9800]

Peyton LeAnn yep

[@mya1219_]

me

[@amanb5075]

Did the same!

[@forestings]

i found this meme on twitter that says: carrie: he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cuz she can't shoot whiskey my 9 y.o self: how embarrassing

[@Andrew-ql2wr]

That's where I came from😂

[@jordankemp1941]

She made the mistake of slashing all 4 tyres🤦‍♀️

[@glad5]

@Jessica Brown yo se, verdad😂

[@HIMYMTR]

You made a mistake thinking insurance won't cover it 3 slashed tyres

[@L1sa-L1sa]

I was singing this song as I was pouring sugar into his new Jeep...😆

[@jenettevasquez9201]

For legal reasons I’m blind 👩🏽‍🦯

[@kaitlynsmith5194]

I've listened to this on repeat over 15 times in the last half an hour

[@gregbaxter6162]

rhbx listening to 50 minutes worth of music in 30 minutes is impressive

[@hazelrose4467]

@@gregbaxter6162 lmoa

[@lilor4932]

rhbx same

[@cryoelves]

Same omggg

[@melodytyleighh]

Wow. A song about vandalism, I LOVE IT. ❤️😂✨✨

[@sayathedog8171]

As somebody who's not really a big fan of Country music. I can admit that this song ROCKS! 😍

[@jiminnamonroll1014]

I sang this to my brother when he cheated On a game

[@reversestudios1055]

OMFG LMFAO

[@colebowen262]

Day Mun OMG.I literally am snorting this is so funny!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@kaylie5191]

Day Mun that’s brilliant

[@orangetruffle6024]

100th like!

[@MegsMansion]

I almost typed "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"

[@kidshaldeman2091]

Me: I hate country music! I never even listen to it cause it’s so awful. Carrie Underwood: *CAUSE I-* Me: *_DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE_*

[@KokoroVRC]

Haldeman Kids Kids meeee🤣🤣 but even tho I LOVEEE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! it’s so much better than rap and pop in my opinion

[@tabithahoughton1990]

Lol

[@laurabartels3799]

omg mee tho

[@UserName-jw5vx]

So me

[@avelynnoelle555]

Haldeman Kids Kids frrrrr

[@uwudozer8397]

My aunt pat loved this song.Keep rockin and stonin aunt pat.We miss ya.

[@ariannapeeples]

2020 and still listening to this. Really hits hard when you loved someone and they just broke up with you 🙄

[@isabellatraylor7683]

tips: slash 3 insurance pays for it, lick a jolly rancher and stick it to the window when he pulls it off the window cracks so make sure to put more than one one each, use a sledge hammer on one of the windshields, Google the rest if you want more info😅

[@lorianne6090]

but not on your computer lol

[@ThePebblechan]

April F then just get it slightly wet with water or smth and stick it to the window

[@robinscott6705]

Isabella Traylor Also Egg it, ruins paint. Put sugar or salt in the gas tank, it mess with the car.

[@Diane0529]

Man, I sure hope I never make one of y'all mad at me!! ROFL!!

[@isabellatraylor7683]

oh good one! put lets not go to far

[@catcounty4156]

I see some many comments saying "Am I the only one who is NOT here because of Pitch Perfect 2?" And I haven't even seen *one* person saying they're here cuz of Pitch Perfect. xD

[@theepiclyawesomesaucegirl4292]

IKR?! XD

[@bonnieraemcdaniel1646]

same

[@ramama333]

your not alone

[@chloemoss1447]

its not in either pitch perfects is it?? xxx

[@precila8937]

+Chloe Henton its in part 2, the chorus is

[@theonegirlwhodecidedtoshow9122]

Me: I got 20 and you 5 My friend: No I have 20 and you have 5 Me: *punches him* My other friend: why did you do that Me: Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

[@wolfshooter3656]

That's actually really creative I like it

[@OllyAbabwa]

(in response to your name) I'm curious, what are you showing up to?

[@graciewilliams90]

My mom always loved singing this song... Then she had an affair with the local soccer coach

[@justonehournow5420]

Damn.

[@mountain-goblin710]

tea in a yt comment section? I think so

[@ryry3944]

The soccer guys

[@erisjeffers765]

well damn

[@carriejohnston2174]

I know my sister loves thsi song and she was really frustrated with homework and stuff so I put thsi song on and came downstairs and we both started dancing and singing along Name a better duo/sister moment I'll wait

[@demonlass8941]

Ok so my little sis had cheerleader tryouts and was freaking out and I put on little red wagon and we both started singing and dancing to it when a girl came out of nowhere where yelling at the top of her lungs " YOU CANT RIDE IN MY LITTLE RED WAGON" We all burst out laughing and my sis got into to cheerleading and we made a new friend... Welp there you go I don't know if its better or not but meh

[@_at0mic_]

Carrie Johnstonxx Me and my brother turning up the car speaker all the way up while rocking to Hollywood Undead, hardcore country, and any song we both like, literally head banging to some songs if he is at a stoplight 😂❤️

[@Amy._.337]

I think thats cool

[@hettyfox]

#onlychild

[@intricxt3330]

Xx GrimWinter xX HELL YEAH! HU fucking rocks

[@xobaileeox]

Wow.. I always thought she sang " I took glue and I smothered both headlights" Wahahahaha

[@ejcollar5922]

haha now i cant unhear that

[@tikisix9873]

LOL for some strange reason I always thought it was "I hawked a loogie on some bonehead's lies"

[@sennlukas]

when i was in 6th grade, my teacher played this and i just now found the song lmao. epic class

[@mynamezjeff1682]

i love this song, happy new years

[@jemsartstuffs267]

i thought it was and carved my name into his legacy.. oops X3

[@gimmebeanz6504]

Same here x3

[@jemsartstuffs267]

ikr X3 so easy to mistake X3 you should join the club of X3's it always my emotion... X3

[@karlie4883]

Me too. I was so confused

[@jemsartstuffs267]

yeah.. 'till just now it made sense, then i'm like how could that have been the lyrics?

[@duu4989]

I heard 'carved my name into his 'letter c' and kinda went OH GOD for a moment there X,D

[@darjozo_1706]

Carrie Underwood: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat... Me: you go girl

[@jonadams14]

Maddie king carrie underwood before he cheats song music video.

[@lolpowergirl6lolpowergirl682]

Right

[@kirraroe8498]

Me: my neighbors hate me Them: why? Me: shouting to this song 24/7

[@kambriesawyer1962]

I love this song

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

Because this is how you deal with a cheater. Don't be practical or anything, nooooo, do it like Carrie.

[@elliottmyrick9181]

Exactly. Finally someone gets it.

[@hamster1959]

I can't stop listening to this song .-. 😶annoyed my friend so much 😂 feel bad for her now.

[@depresso._.131]

Anna - don't! Its the sort of thing I would have done just to annoy my friends lol x

[@abbynashlund1101]

Anna same

[@haydenbarthel7990]

Anna I feel the same way

[@harleyquinn1190]

i broke the replay button

[@ivryguevara4201]

My friend is the one playing the song over and over and I'm the annoyed one

[@kadencegaribay5949]

Me and my mom use to scream this in the car. She just passed a week ago and now I keep just listening to this song

[@jn8ive60]

Woman: My boyfriend doesn't cheat on me because he knows that I will damage his belongings if he does. Her friend: Congratulations, but I think it would be better if he didn't cheat on you because he doesn't want to.

[@joanlongino5776]

😂 So true!

[@mercedesbt1100]

Not a fan of country music but I love this song

[@adriannarodriguez1904]

same I love some country music

[@MariaRodriguez-mn6nj]

adrianna Rodriguez I love country music ( Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and so on ! ).

[@alanawood9530]

What does she mean by Shania?

[@wolffoxrayray9379]

I was cheated on yesterday, Time for revenge😈

[@ava297]

Wolffox Rayray go get em

[@prettykittenangel_6076]

Wolffox Rayray kill em

[@pincloma9071]

Don't slash all four, only three.

[@trashcan3537]

Don’t forget to hide it

[@brodieatkinson439]

Hide tuna in his radiators

[@tighnari.t]

People who grew up listening to this you have my respect

[@dlobrown3673]

Every cheating man is gangsta till Carrie appears with her Louisville slugger

[@gamingwithmacy689]

This played in a store and I already had an obsession with the song so I accidentally screamed the song's lyrics and the manager had to get me and my mom out of their and I apologized along with my mom and my mom and I walked out of the mall that day laughing our butts off...

[@kenettaross2209]

I don't listen to much country but this song is off the chain! Although ladies if he's a cheater he sure as hell ain't worth jail time!

[@mmmmmvodka]

True. But in this song she's singing about her husband. She can't go to jail for screwing up his truck, which by right is also hers as his wife. HAHA!

[@kenettaross2209]

I hear ya but in the song she emphasizes " HIS supped up four wheel drive" I don't think she lay claims to it at all. We all know that guys love their trucks, but I'm not destroying nothing I could take. I think it would hurt him more to see me and another guy in it than tearing it up, LOL!

[@ductuslupus87]

Yes, yes we are.

[@Gutigwolfe]

Jail time, a lawsuit, or even being dead in a ditch somewhere when he beats your ass to death.

[@hisxmark]

mmmmmvodka >>" But in this song she's singing about her husband." I saw no evidence that he was her husband. Note also that he is "PROBABLY slow dancing..." She doesn't even know. She's mad because he isn't dancing attendance on her majesty, so she is going to assume the worst so she can punish him. Since she is undoubtedly the same sort of dim-witted "bleached-blond tramp": that a red-neck with a pimped-out truck prefers, and is familiar with his techniques, (since she fell for the same ones,) she was probably too dumb to hold out for a marriage license. The happy ending here would be if he killed her and spent the rest of his life in prison.

[@carriec9938]

Does anyone hear “ carved my name into his legacy” instead of “carved my name into his leather seat” or is that just me- 👀

[@averybadcaseoffacialobesity]

I can't unhear that now

[@hammywoods]

No I heard that the whole time and I like it better

[@cottoncandyinthewall4309]

This is amazing, I just wish there was a 10 hour version, That would be amazing 🤩

[@RivalJohnnie]

Who the hell would cheat on Carrie Underwood :T

[@Emper0rH0rde]

Twist: He didn't cheat on her at all. It was a huge misunderstanding. She wasn't very secure in her femininity, and she jumped to conclusions instead of finding out the facts, and now she's been written up on charges of vandalism and property damage. Mega-twist: Even if he is cheating, this sort of "revenge" is still illegal.

[@astrinwatts6141]

love this song

[@maskylol8415]

an idiot

[@Heh1629]

Narcissistic Vega someone who hasn't heard this song

[@Snowythewolf-ve1mf]

A idiot that's what

[@whitehorse8558]

well I'm not a century fan BUT DAMN, THAT'S SOME GOOD SHET

[@wizardbugs]

You mean country? :P

[@whitehorse8558]

MexiMoe ;o; :P

[@wizardbugs]

Manly Man :PPPPPPPPPPP

[@whitehorse8558]

MexiMoe ;o; XD dry ac

[@crazymermaid]

well i didn't trash his car..but i take him one hell of a financial ride in the divorce court.hope she was worth living on bread and water for man

[@jaylajanee8814]

Dang she ain’t even give him a chance to cheat 🌚

[@dmetriarobinson4068]

Lol. Whoa !

[@wolfsongrising]

man i remember listening to this when I was younger and singing along full blast. Now I'm an adult and all I can think is "it ain't worth the court bills"

[@apexyl5135]

So, my mom doesn’t put up with cheating Once, she was dating a guy who worked, somewhere. Anyway, my mom was sick with a fever (102), and a friend told her that the girl who was dating a guy who worked at a convenience store was cheating with some guy from the same place my mom’s boyfriend worked at. My mom went there, and caught them hooking up. She was so pissed off She told me and my sister that she slashed his tires, smashed up a headlight, threw a bucket of paint he’d had on his porch all over his living room. Oh the best part: She tore off the door hemming and beat him and the girl with it. The girl was so scared that she had her official boyfriend call my mom and tell her to back off. My mom basically told him “I’m don’t with her ads, she’s your fucking problem” Yeah. Don’t cheat. It might literally get you beaten with a piece of a car. Anyway, whenever my mom hears this song she laughs and says “I’ll bet when he hears this song, he’s remembering me, or he’s cursing me”

[@addibrewster5018]

I live for this comment.

[@mzik9115]

i love your mom lmao

[@shaniakroes6589]

Holy shit.

[@ririrockz6821]

can your mom adopt me

[@aquablueyt3700]

The poor car...

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

the only country song i will ever like

[@commandersane3161]

Random thing but I saw u on I think the Heathers Musical BTW hi

[@trashcan3537]

Dirty laundry, it’s a good song by Carrie my friend who HATES country loves that song

[@mip33]

That's what I thought, until I heard Break up in a small town by Sam Hunt

[@ashlenoir103]

the hell is happening I am kinda offended and *gasp* how can u not like any other country song but this I LOVE a lot of country songs

[@firesuperset6139]

Same

[@ItsyagorlEKKO]

I don't know why but I just randomly remembered this song

[@funwithjessie8957]

Carrie is such a nice person until you piss her off

[@emmanye659]

Arent we all

[@theradicalace]

me: i hate country music this song: *plays* me: *_WELL I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE, CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS_*

[@gabriellemorris5695]

Same

[@ceon4499]

Tumblr

[@gracescherpenisse988]

+Al M p

[@abbydavidson981]

how do u make the letters black

[@dominiqueimann]

Samantha Adams HONESTLY 😂😂lmao

[@littletiny77]

👏🏽I love Carrie and her work

[@ashantii5584]

Right!❤️

[@hannahc107]

ikr I'm singing with my window open 👍👍👍

[@xxadalinacruzxx1995]

me 2

[@haileecorlett]

Me 2

[@annabellegreen9898]

Country music is the best music to listen to after a breakup!❤

[@KatherineEveKennedy]

thank u for this video, much appreciated xoxo thanks carrie luv ya