Cars vs Deadly Crosswalks in GTA 5

[@Nitrinoxus]

Thanks for actually taking a moment to explain what you're supposed to do when you're at an intersection with a broken traffic light, Gray. That's one of those rules that I feel like people forget immediately after passing their driver's tests -- more than once, I've nearly been T-boned by some jagoff who thought a non-functional traffic signal meant he could zoom through the intersection at highway speeds.

[@ki5aok]

Wait, so are you saying that a non-functional stoplight doesn't mean floor it? That goes against everything I observed from Houston drivers, which is if the intersection has a street on the other side, then you can ignore the signal. Houston drivers' rule #1: Red is just another shade of green. Rule #2: Yellow is also another shade of green. Rule #3: You only have to stop if the light is red. Rule #4: Non working signals is the same as signals not installed. If there's no light, then the signal doesn't exists. Rule #5: When turning left, don't worry about oncoming traffic. They'll stop.

[@Nitrinoxus]

@ki5aok All of which is a part of why I avoid Texas like the _plague_ nowadays. Reckless driving ain't as funny when it's _your_ name on the insurance policy.

[@AutoAli]

As an aside... Hello to my fellow western Pennsylvanian here in the chat. Few things are more Pittsburgh than the term Jagoff.

[@Nitrinoxus]

@AutoAli Bit further west than Pittsburgh, but I've got family from out that way, so I've picked up some of the regional lingo through osmosis, I guess you could say.

[@ki5aok]

@@Nitrinoxus Yea, I completely understand. Dallas drive like everyone is road raging and Houston drives like everyone's mentally challenged. I would say something about Austin's driving, but last I heard, they are still waiting to move on I-35.

[@tigerlep9]

17:07 Gray coulda brought a car there then used it as a ramp so the sherp could climb over the wall lol

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Very true, but that wouldn't have mattered since the final run would've prevented him from making it in time. And even then, I _think_ the finish circle was far enough of the end to prevent him from reaching it due to Sherp's low top speed 😅

[@vratsukauminotica9603]

7:42 it's pretty obvious why the tow truck appear... Cuz you hit the people in the contruction area

[@demonsrun3281]

Tonya specifically. She is the lady in the green shirt, in story GTA she drives the repo truck.

[@DaLesnow10]

Man I love how gray has NOT changed a single bit 😂

[@bobbean6701]

Minus the cussing

[@Erichards8983]

He use to do more than gta videos

[@Mr_Creeper2018]

Nah in fact he has changed he’s become a Father and a great one at that

[@sinine1100]

@@bobbean6701 It's more that KZbin has changed. A lot stricter with content now.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

He's changed _quite a bit,_ but the *important* thing is he's still enjoyable! 😁 Swearing aside, he's not anywhere near as "energetic" as he one was. (he tapered off towards the end of the Universe Sandbox arc) Biggest change: he dropped the Jersey accent lol Though it does still show when he says "swear to god" and "Mario". He also says "ASHphalt" instead of asphalt, but not sure whether or not that's related to NJ... 😋

[@TheGamingTurret]

I like when grey thinks he can get away with cheating the board and then nope, they thought of that.

[@ki5aok]

This time, Alex lured Grey into a false sense of accomplishment.

[@ZenithGaming99]

Another day, another gta video. It is still the best time of my day, gray posting.

[@A_Qwynide]

16:08 Gray breaking a game and asking "Now I need to know - how far can I..." Josh? Is that you?

[@docette2015]

*snork* Oh man, I was wondering for a second about the Sherp's performance -- well, it had MOST of a day in the limelight! We still love you, Sherpy!

[@Ma_dr_id_is_ta]

00:34 "How bad can it be"- every person before diving into Diddy lore

[@MunchKING]

I mean, he's Donkey's best friend, he's got a girlfriend that floats with her hair and blows bubblegum, and he wrecks crocodiles on the regular with his somersaults. What's not to like? Oh yeah, he also go invited to Smash! that's cool.

[@catimationspatimations]

never mention diddy on gsps video

[@pramusetyakanca1552]

​@@MunchKING, wrong Diddy my guy XD

[@michaelhutchins1844]

Remember that Kesha once woke up feeling like him....feels different now, doesn't it? 😂

[@MunchKING]

@@pramusetyakanca1552 I'm sure I'm happier if Kong is the only Diddy I know. 😁

[@San-lh8us]

8:34 i totally feel like the tank could've'd it there if gray had given it another shot

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Yeah, he did it for the video. There's no way all these boards are designed with just 1 vehicle that can beat them . Sort of the same as him never ever beating the challenge with the first vehicle he picks. There's a 1 in 6 or so chance he would just pick the right one first, and over this many videos he would have gotten a few. So it's sort of set up for content

[@ThatGUY666666]

16:01, I think I know what Gray has to look forward to in the next video

[@shinypearlstar]

This should be interesting..I can't wait to see how he fares with this new challenge. I can't wait to laugh at your suffering

[@funwithphoenix803]

Imagine all of the pain to be had doing these types of challenges with the chaos mod or something similar. I know Gray has done the same idea, but having to dodge things meant to be in the way, plus dolphins raining from the heavens. Sounds like a pleasant experience with no pain involved whatsoever.

[@wyattkruger1572]

The Alex Rage Board !

[@angelosusa4258]

Love seeing Gray cheat challenges thanks for laughs Gray

[@Nebagram]

Alex has been overdoing the caffeine again, hasn't he?

[@leighflanagan1569]

I love your vids

[@sweetsavorypodcast2613]

i literally clapped at home when he skidded across the timed wall 20:01

[@SNOWDUDE13]

3:51 Is this the first time that Trevor's truck has ever been used by Gray?

[@gregbell9839]

No.

[@VXGaming]

It's been used a few times but never won or get anywhere in the challenges.

[@DeBrandonJackson]

True nothing u put on this channel is safe

[@hannahdenise]

hit us with the Akira slide at 20:00

[@heiyuall]

19:55 Epic. Beautiful.

[@josephphillips5955]

Killer Crosswalks From Outer Space

[@SuperLedouze]

if it was designed like that at 17:00 the whole board would've been lowkey genius! we NEED to see that type of challenges

[@j.lietka9406]

The best part was when he was able to drive through the challenge sections! Thanks Gray!

[@wackydoomturtle1801]

That sherp moment could have been hilarious. Like if he could cheat the whole board but the finish either A doesn't appear or B is surrounded by an invisible teleporter Because it was linked to the script circles and not using them triggered a fail-safe.

[@UnusualPete]

I wonder how it would have been with the gokart 😂 More insane? Anyway, good video! 🎉

[@Strawberry-IwasIcuddlecats]

Gray GTA Video, Always YES!!!!

[@LumpyDumper13]

Which animal does the most damage to a vehicle test

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

Best series on KZbin This gta stuff is addictive

[@killbotprime]

On the day that Gray admits Alex is his therapist, the Universe will be unmade and something even more ridiculous will take its place.

[@seanla38]

10:09 its every intersection in Indianapolis Indiana even when every traffic light is working 😡

[@sh0ckwav320]

As someone who lives in Indiana I can definitely confirm that and its not even just Indianapolis sometimes it also happens in Muncie

[@seanla38]

@sh0ckwav320 in 2004 I was living and going to college in muncie I got a job as a. Nighttime taxi driver Prudential cancelled my life insurance policy before i got my first paycheck 😂

[@seanla38]

My cousin lives in Muncie she takes the bus and never got her licence because she said she doesn't have that much of a de*th wish to get behind the wheel on a weekend in Muncie lol

[@dre1657]

I love that gray makes so much chaos. It fills me with joy.

[@heinwelters]

i love gray challenges he does them so good

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

10:04 This might be the first time Gray has given a legitimate life lesson.

[@NoahGooder]

for anyone who needs it the challenge starts at 0:45

[@liamconnollyst]

I did find this challenge to be good with each of the 4 sections of traffic being more interesting and same with the vehicle choices. A couple of funny moments with Gray's lines, the Tow Truck and the anti-cheat move with the Sherp.

[@Major.hurricanekirk]

1:01 Average South Bronx experience

[@contrivedmce]

the Pedestrian that was shooting you with half a body on the very first challenge is the main character from GTA 4 Niko Bellic

[@zombrosis]

I love some GSP…but I do sometimes miss his older stuff.

[@brantnuttall]

I love it when Meatybits makes an appearance! lol

[@Sibuna19]

He needs his own channel!

[@San-lh8us]

8:54 "okay, that was a really good run i just had" ahh yes, the run that we didn't get to see

[@PAISA116]

13:05 bro there's no WAY gray can do that again, like ever 😂😂😂

[@chiawia69]

I miss watching him play games like my summer car. I still love watching these gta videos. When he used to play my summer car he interacted/communicated with his followers way more back then, I miss those kind of interactions. Still love ya Gray!

[@Idk-w9f6d]

Sick

[@nicholasdavis1740]

It's nice to see the legless cowboy make his return to the graystillplays insanity.

[@TheAutobotPower]

They did the sherp dirty xD

[@pakarrot5122]

My man @GrayStillPlays, you set me up for a Try-Steate area roast 1:02 Trenton, NJ 1:13 Camden, NJ 1:26 Philadelphia Parking Authority 1:49 First Interaction with a Philadelphia meth head/patient 2:13 Average Philadelphia Eagles Fan 8:16 RT 73/42 Intersection 8:41 When you max out your Cymbalta 10:00 Newark, NJ 11:00 Average Philadelphia business woman 14:44 Which City? Philly smells like dead horses, Newark smells like human feces. 18:41: Answer = New York 20:31 Answer = = Nebraska 21:04 The Japanese are still hunting whales?

[@nantandy]

I love your vids keep making amazing content

[@musicgamerlover]

To be honest I thought Alex would add some chaos every time Gray hit a pedestrian.

[@332ndtrooper]

Very cool

[@YRhandlesathing]

6:34. It's strawberry jam. Isn't that right youtube? 14:48 You forgot the sadness

[@blakekelley9637]

1:56 John Marston is an awesome character

[@wasted.degree]

He is but did you notice that the floating body is Niko Bellick (sp? - GTA IV) and one of the others in that crosswalk is Claude (GTA 3)

[@Galaxy_Caitlyn]

15:06 Yeetly deet, GRAY’S COME TO CHEAT!

[@FPE1947Charlie]

So good!

[@FPE1947Charlie]

Love it!

[@ericb3157]

oh, when Gray said "human railgun", it reminded me of a silly thing D&D players used to do, the "peasant railgun"... it's hard to describe.

[@autisticgamer24]

Good video Gray.

[@f3rnnandaaa]

2:49 “let’s do this a little more carefully” *proceeds to run someone over* I love Gray’s logic😃

[@igordasunddas3377]

I need more GrayStillPlays wallriiiiides!

[@mauroroblox2596]

I get to feel the same amount of pain Gray feels, and that's an infernal bliss of masochism.

[@tapiwauripachena7582]

Cool 1:12

[@aidanMulligan-i9s]

16:49 SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESEEEE

[@Qermaq]

I don't know quite what you did there. But I'm glad you did it.

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

19:52 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

[@ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl]

Oh cars vs dangerous crosswalks in gta 5 play by gray and the video was so amazing and fabulous 🎉🎉🎉

[@williamfischer3990]

I can’t wait till GTA 6 challenges in Florida. That’s like Grays most enjoyable agony.

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "Coastal crosswalks, but Noah parked his Ark nearby. What!?" Me: Right... What's an Ark? 😀 (I'd be highly surprised if *anyone* got that deep cut without Googling it.)

[@troylange5838]

I see there is a new map for the Long Dark. I hope you play it.😊

[@FPE1947Charlie]

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

[@Edward-f1v]

I love this KZbin channel so much

[@CalamityBob]

howdy Gray! howdy Legends and Gods! Hope today's been well. many many lols!! one that got me bad was the reverbed "NO.. NO!!!"

[@Taceria]

Welcome to another day of GTA dragging Gray's soul Into Hell. Don't worry I'll let him out once he passes this trial of weird pedestrians on the crosswalk or using a goddamn tank!

[@FPE1947Charlie]

Amazing

[@IanFrog7177]

This is the most accurate representation of Southern California traffic

[@CalamityBob]

after much deliberation, isnt the broken stoplight crosswalk section... isnt that just Trenton? lol Addendum : I've been thru there. This isnt a baseless joke or claim lmao

[@davidedwards1705]

21:26 *Notifies P.E.T.A.*

[@thomaswatson4244]

i feel like gray should have tried the sherp on the last challenge where it couldn't go over the wall even if just as a meme

[@balanceseeker]

I root for a Sherp win, every time.

[@hubblehuntstudios3149]

1:01 as a kiwi 🇳🇿 this is how I imagine every american crosswalk Edit: 13:00 this was pretty cool

[@DokkanGamer01]

I kinda want to see a board based around pothole crosswalks

[@swoonerlg]

If you went to experience a intersection like that just go to Toronto canada 10:43

[@Anonymous011]

Alex and Danny need to make a board where reginald the vehicle and has to fight off swarms of em looking for drugs and commit felonies.

[@BarredCoast0]

GTA 5 and Happy Wheels....the only reason these challenges are worth watching.

[@zeldafan8664]

It’s like Turbo Dismount but with ……more violence.

[@TripleCCrew3C]

1:02 Sniper monkey 1:22 4-?-? Dartling gunner

[@nicholasfurda6126]

Soo. The camo pattern on the stretched hwmvv.. is called chocolate chips. American desert camo from desert storm circa 1990-91. Just incase anyone was curious...thnx.

[@KMHrock89]

Downhill no brake GTA challenge!

[@ashsgaming4543]

1:02 i had to put on closed captions to make sure i heard him correctly about jersey im from jersey and i can confirm that’s how people walk but they dont really walk on crosswalks 😂

[@harielv.hernandoce4824]

It's funny how Gray haven't realized that bumping those pedestrians will get him towed😂😂😂

[@hoftroy24]

Good video

[@andynapoli8415]

Agreed

[@Duo-duo-duo]

Under 2 mins is a PR

[@NutzRg8]

You also had Nikko from GTA4, and what looked like the driver / GTA3 guy. 2:00

[@Kualinar]

There is nothing safe in GTA V, and even less are safe for Gray's last shreds of vanishing sanity.

[@scottgill2643]

New board idea: Camera Fighting The camera is stolen by various pieces of the board, looking to get that cinematic shot. Sometimes, the camera is rapidly changing as cameramen fight for the spotlight, sometimes the camera is given to somebody who has nothing to do with the challenge, and sometimes the camera starts producing (simulated) dead pixels.

[@MorningRose370]

Oh that would send Gray into absolute fury and I love it.

[@gregbell9839]

I had such high hopes for the Sherp. Bummer.

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

He was cheating with it but I think a good idea for a board is to have a bunch of timed challenges that are impossible but you can just run them over with it. He would probably try do them with speed first and maybe the sherp would be hidden

[@gregbell9839]

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 that would be sweet. It would be funny if Alex told him each section was timed, but at the end there was a wall that was up all the time. And every time Gray came up to it, probably because it's around a blind corner, he keeps thinking he isn't doing the last section fast enough. So he goes through every car and none of them will work. Until he finds the Sherp and realizes not only can he jump the walls to "cheat" but he HAS to jump the final wall to win because it never goes down to begin with. It would be a great troll board. And his frustration would be so entertaining.

[@jeffclydecainong2444]

Be careful!!!!!!! GTA V Madness Challenge in November! So will the cars and race to dangerous crosswalks to the finish?!

[@linnywines8014]

I’m so sad that Sherp didn’t win

[@xboxclown8922]

You should do the worst way to follow traffic laws video.

[@Dan_123-s1d]

Hi gng