Cartman meets Kyle's Cousin - South Park

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[@MyVaultboy101]

"I wanna be a investment banker" I really can't believe Cartman held back for that, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Saiyan_Steph]

One of the most stereotypical thing he said😂😅

[@glowingsunrise1030]

I do t get it

[@Blackfoot-ya]

@@glowingsunrise1030 it’s a stereotype that Jews are very covetous

[@efebayar148]

@@glowingsunrise1030 cause hes jewish and this "gentle"man here made a joke of stereotype of jews who do a lot in banking and accounting which is not that true at all btw

[@glowingsunrise1030]

@@efebayar148 oh ok

[@traphousemartyr9383]

I love how Kyle Knows his Cousin is the personification of everything Cartman thinks of a Jew.

[@charlesdale4026]

Kyle even admits that his cousin is making him hate Jews while being a Jew. It's pretty crazy.

[@JulzGein_]

AILMENTS

[@autotile6400]

Underrated comment lol

[@limerobloxgaming8567]

fr lol, amazing comment idk why you don't have any replies!

[@traphousemartyr9383]

@@limerobloxgaming8567 because OG fans of South Park already know xD

[@VanishPoint]

I love how it was physically hurting Cartman to not say anything 😂

[@Aaron-zk6jn]

Can’t honestly blame him

[@Anthonyvideogame]

Kinda like how Sam was in ICarly when she couldn’t make fun of Freddie for a week

[@NecromancyKing170]

​@@Anthonyvideogame nice reference

[@jasonelston2707]

Honestly Kyle was ASKING to get picked on!

[@limerobloxgaming8567]

fr

[@StefanSaba]

I have to give it to Cartman, as much as he held back, that was a good one lol

[@BlaneNostalgia]

rofl

[@letzgetphat3433]

Was straight money, I’m Jewish and that was golden

[@codiefitz3876]

@@letzgetphat3433 “Money.” “Gold.” A Juh, huh? Ya don’t say.

[@letzgetphat3433]

@@codiefitz3876 I’d answer but I’m having issues concentrating

[@taratih]

@@codiefitz3876 you animals

[@saiyancartoonwarrior9922]

"Cartman, he's my sort of friend...ish" I think that's the best description of the other boys' relationship to Cartman.

[@TheBobblemin]

Best description of the relationship

[@thebandit0256]

Actually just to Kyle and Stan but Kenny its best friend

[@saiyancartoonwarrior9922]

@@thebandit0256 To a degree. Though largely out of pity on Kenny's end. If his wills anything to go by. Though I did hear their are subtle hints that Cartman's friendship with Stan might be more sincere than he lets on. Like making him the protagonists in his Christmas story, showing concern for his health in the baby cows episode, etc.

[@virgiljericho664]

He’s just a guy in the neighborhood they ride the bus with

[@Eugene_Black]

@@virgiljericho664 they're friends now especially after what Cartman did to his Dad and that kids mum

[@Adog00]

I can certainly tell you’re a relative of my good friend kyle

[@iceburgess461]

Lol

[@KingSnowyKerr]

And Kyle the dog doesnt even consider him a friend.

[@j.1684]

If you read between the lines Cartman even called Kyle a Jew there too

[@majorca619]

@@j.1684 yeah well done

[@BlueLantern2815]

His good friend Kahyl

[@jackfreeman1776]

1:57 I don’t blame Cartman here, the joke was already set up and it’s too good to pass up an opportunity to make that joke.

[@Storytime4now6767]

For real

[@Mellon-Collie]

Yes 4 real

[@DgardsGaming]

No but he still broke his promise so no $40 bucks

[@jmad318]

Couldn't passover a joke like that

[@Eugene_Black]

@@jmad318 I would for 40 bucks

[@SgtKickass926]

Everyone talks about the ending but I love the way Cartman says "oh man" at 0:48 as he realizes how hard he's going to have to work for those $40

[@GeigermSv]

In the French dub, Christophe Lemoine (his voice actor) delivered it with a very "No waaaay..." tone like the Goth kids leader with the Emo episode. Makes you feel so bad for him 🤣

[@pepesilvia429]

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 fucking hate people who quote Ecclesiastes thinking they did something. Guess what: the book is more than just this one line that you evangelists love to quote, the whole point of Ecclesiastes is finding simple pleasure in the trivialities of life. I strongly doubt you live by those metrics though, considering you go around telling people to be afraid. You're using God's name in vain, I hope you're self aware enough to know that.

[@funnybone107]

@@GeigermSv no waaaaay! No way no way no wayyyyyy!!

[@tommyoneill9761]

In this economy, $20 is a lot

[@englishwithphil42]

@@GeigermSv The French Cartman is absolutely amazing

[@doge5061]

I laughed so hard at "What's that thing?"

[@WolfBoyLovesAnarchy]

peak Cartman moment

[@youraveragejoe2]

Yeah what is that thing

[@isaiahwalking]

Lmao same

[@Hirnlego999]

A small bundle of neuroticism

[@Lunar_Capital]

Gotta love dehumanizing questions

[@nomakgaming9458]

"I'm not gonna make it, I'm not gonna make it" gets me every time.

[@gcHK47]

“Must…fight it. Need…forty dollars.”

[@leenigen4533]

I'M GONNA MAKE IT....CUZ YOUR A NATURAL is what came to mind as soon as I heard cartman say that line

[@vezner]

I ROFL at that part too! 😅

[@MovieLover1995]

Cartman's "Damn it, damn it, damn it!" Too funny. LOL.

[@spencerhowland6446]

That was good

[@moonscar119]

His shaking is what does it for me. It's like a stick of TNT ready to blow lol

[@justice5150]

The best part was after this when Kyle's cousin finds out about the $40 and says Kyle could have done it for cheaper 🤣

[@johnmarston7373]

you have to snowball these things

[@mr.shickadance4112]

@@johnmarston7373 Lowball

[@fargeeks]

Kyle sure wasn't as retarded as he looks after turning against Kyle when he had an inheritance

[@Vegnas]

@@mr.shickadance4112 Basketball

[@izzy-nil]

@@Vegnas baseball

[@logeyperogi1805]

You can tell that Cartman was really trying hard to hold back

[@linkslayer15]

Well. Yeah?

[@SwornReaper]

No $hit Sherlock!!!

[@ivanblazevic9353]

Wow really? How did you figure that out? By him shaking, telling 'I'm not gonna make it', telling 'Must fight it. Need 40 dollars'? Give this guy some sort of smartass award, he really is a genius.

[@Kyogen.]

@@ivanblazevic9353 yikes

[@frauleinhohenzollern8442]

🤤 Drrr

[@scudjoples]

“Oh man…” is the funniest thing in the series to me

[@Bergamont45]

Yeah lol, that was when cartman realized he wasn't getting that 40 dollars

[@1KDSR]

"What's that thing?"

[@dee59]

That killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣 the guy has some weird situations going on with him🤣🤣🤣 what's wrong with him

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

He does look more like a "thing" then an actual kid doesn't he ?

[@youraveragejoe2]

@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities it*

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

@@youraveragejoe2 Or yeah *IT* 🤡

[@youraveragejoe2]

@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities with kylewise

[@michaelsnowden325]

“Oh and one day I hope to be an investment banker” “oh my god must… fight it… need… 40… dollars” 😂😂😭

[@andrew5744]

😂😂😂

[@tshred666]

Makes his later conversion to Judaism even funnier

[@blayedd_]

0:42 The genuine disbelief on Cartman’s face for what he just heard followed by “oh man” as he realized he probably wasn’t getting that $40

[@OnePunchYume]

This is the one scene you have to feel bad for Eric, cousin Kyle is too easy of a target. 😅

[@girlgarde]

Yeah, Cartman tried so hard not to make fun of him but cousin Kyle was too tempting a target to make fun of. Heck, even Pip and Butters would likely tease the hell out of him as he's SO annoying!

[@violetsmokes5815]

@@girlgarde okay, you really are a pussy if butters and pip are going to pick on you.

[@girlgarde]

@@violetsmokes5815 Exactly. Cousin Kyle is so annoying and wimpy that he's the one kid who I WANT Cartman to pick on mercilessly.

[@flippy101mph9]

yeeeeeaaaaah no arguement

[@Onmysheet]

It wasn't Cartman's fault. Kyle's cousin just kept digging and digging, until Cartman broke. 😄

[@WegraX]

Points to Cartman for trying at least for once

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Honeslty he lasted longer than i wouldve

[@letsgobrandonn]

He was hard up for 40 bucks give my boy a break, 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[@Fnoel98356]

It's even harder when they are sending him softballs.

[@iamthenameless6202]

This scene NEVER fails to make me laugh😅😅

[@greggardner5015]

00:45 Cartmans “oh man” had me dying cause I say the same thing when I meet someone annoying lmao

[@6ANUR34DT81S]

Real shit! 💯🤣

[@wildhunter939]

I’ll suffer through and then have a loud exhale

[@blazinpuffs]

Fuckin kills me. Cartman is starting to realize he's in over his head.

[@charlotte7568]

“What’s that thing?” Kills me. Every time.

[@ldsgermanshepherdboy9272]

"Oh God... I'm not gonna make it... I'm not gonna make it..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FaLL0uTZ0mBie]

0:35 I love how Stan genuinely looks confused.

[@devinowens2166]

And probably annoyed

[@peacepaw21]

he looks more terrified then anything

[@padelackles]

It’s like he can’t believe he’s witnessing a living and breathing stereotype, it’s like he himself is tempted to say something Cartman-like

[@rahmed91]

🤣🤣🤣 he was trying so hard to hold back

[@Elusive_Pete]

Where did you get that idea 😑

[@Bigmojojo]

@@Elusive_Pete watch the clip and you'll see 🙄

[@sarinat3101]

His mouthbreathing when he sits next to Kyle :D

[@spirithero2446]

“It’s the cold that makes me wheeeeze.” 😂

[@chriscastro454]

Kyle's offended face when Cartman makes the joke, gets me every time. 😂

[@newyorkgiantsfan5440]

“Oh, I hope one day to be an investment banker.” 😂😂😂

[@MrRwk314]

Even Timmy thought that was funny.

[@joseviramontes3804]

Hella funny how its hard for cartman not to make fun of him lol

[@Puss1man]

It's hard for anyone not to make fun of him

[@YamiKisara]

To be fair this is over 9000 hard.

[@anon9579]

Kyle’s cousin was asking for it

[@nathanielmcgrew5716]

I’m genuinely curious as to what other jokes Cartman thought of 😂

[@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223]

Splinters is definitely a stigmata/crucifixion reference

[@JahonCross]

Probably some racist joke

[@gcHK47]

Cousin Kyle wanting to be an investment banker when he grows up was a perfect example of the stereotype of Jews and money.

[@tanimation7289]

The way he said city sounds like he said Shity.

[@F5_cena]

@@gcHK47 sad truth right

[@michaelevans1738]

Cartman is more angry at himself than kyle is 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ericcartman8384]

"Damnit damnit damnit"

[@KaraRocknRoll]

I just love how well this was executed. Stan: He knew Cartman was going to rip on him. Kyle: Wanted to ensure it didn’t happen. Cartman: Tried but the moment he heard “concentrate” was his breaking point It’s even funnier how no one else in class cared because it’s like they just wanted him to shut up.

[@Sss-lt1it]

1:24 cartman lookin like tweek 😂😂😂😂

[@fleurdujour2551]

I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@fuzzbrain913]

Even Stan's reaction is like, holy shit this kid is a walking stereotype lol

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

That joke was built up so much that it just exploded with immense hilarity!

[@1skSlade]

Honestly cartman deserved atleast 20 bucks. We all saw how hard it was for him.

[@155chipmunkz]

“What’s that thing?” lol

[@Darkstar263]

I'll give Cartman some credit, for once he geniunely tried.

[@trickingkid2.028]

When the teacher said concentration I was like oh no to easy 😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

She was literally setting him up

[@pencilbox2214]

too*

[@trickingkid2.028]

@@pencilbox2214 year ago I know I was zooted so lol wow this video still watched chchchch

[@Kanoog]

"What's that thing" is the perfect Cartman line. Haha 🤣

[@NoFirstNoLastName]

2:02 that face 😂😂😂

[@Samsguitars28]

Timmy is having the time of his life in that classroom

[@ilikecurry2345]

When, besides The Fractured but Whole, doesn't he have that grin?

[@obito8690]

The way kyle gets mad when cartmen says "i can tell your related to my friend ish kyle" 😂😂

[@friskecrisps8038]

"I realize we're in the mountains but do we have to freeze to death?" God that line cracked me up

[@zero2nill905]

"He's my sort of friend'ish"-kyle

[@nbizz710]

One of the Best Episode from Season 4

[@ericcartman8384]

That's season 5

[@ana4cuna]

Its from season 5

[@ericcartman8384]

@@ana4cuna oh yeah

[@shantimonkey7090]

@@ericcartman8384 what episode?

[@shantimonkey7090]

@@ana4cuna what episode?

[@lane52403]

1:45 CartMan tries not to laugh 😅

[@JaimeRodriguez-ok6om]

😭😂 “ohh man”

[@iamhida493]

“I’m not gonna make it. I’m not gonna make it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YoungGemma]

I started rolling 🤣

[@MikeJones-qn1gz]

you have to give it to Cartman, that was a pretty good set up for a Jew joke, how could he not take the opportunity.

[@fmh_bazinga]

Bro I'm a jew and I can't even be mad at him. Kyle was lead right into that one. Who wouldnt take that opportunity

[@yanks2077]

​@fmh_bazinga what sucks is i dont even think he meant that when he said the joke.

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

*"Concentration Camp"* Even though it was racist It was still kinda clever for a classroom joke

[@kennymccormick8906]

Concentration

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

@@kennymccormick8906 Thank u

[@kennymccormick8906]

@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities no problem

[@FlashEarth89]

@@kennymccormick8906 Maybe we should send him to Concentration Camp. AH!! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Victor_Victory]

How is it racist?

[@four-twenty4205]

*"What's that thing?"* 😂

[@devoncox1808]

I’m glad that the guy who plays Kyle‘s cousin Kyle is voice by Trey Parker who know is Cartman

[@155chipmunkz]

Oh the irony.

[@youraveragejoe2]

How does he change his voice up for the characters? I bet that must take a lot of practice

[@Joke_Bidumb]

@@youraveragejoe2 Trey Parker is a lousy voice actor, most of his characters sound the same. Half the adults in South Park sound like variations of Randy because Trey does them. Matt Stone has better range. They do the kid's voices using pitch shift.

[@moonlight_sparkle6659]

@@Joke_Bidumb I think that's kind of the whole point of the show 😂

[@justchilaxe123]

Bro cartman starts it off by asking “what’s that thing?” 😂😂😂

[@BigMoney23223]

Such a funny episode. How the buddies can’t get rid of his cousin. Love it

[@KyrinChase]

As soon as Cartman sees Kyle's cousin: "What's that thing?" 😂😂😂

[@porobotboyxxx]

0:02 *Cartman:* What’s that thing?

[@s.marshian8455]

Lol stan looking at him like “holy shit dude, seriously” kills me and just foreshadows how much cartman will be struggling to hold back.

[@seanmangan3478]

He genuinely tried, so I give him props for that atleast.

[@always_serpico]

That “Oh, man” was all you needed to know he wasn’t going to make it.

[@philiphennings5167]

After 25 seasons and possibly more these guys just keep churning out comedic genius

[@bls8959]

Past 5 seasons have been strange

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

old southpark was my fav mid south park was funny but some episodes were meh current sp isn't hitting the same way

[@SynGates-bm5pw]

1:42 the faces cartman is making 💀

[@henryhammond7393]

This is Cartman, my kind of friend-ish…

[@top_banananaplays]

Love that Cartman holds it in like he needs to pee and the fact that noone reacts to his joke apart from Kyle

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

“What’s that thing?” Less than 5 seconds and I already laughed.

[@funvideofan1625]

1:44 Eric is trying to so hard not to laugh 😂

[@LegoReader12345hello]

Wow, Kyle has to pay Cartman not to make fun of his cousin. He even calls Cartman his sort of friend-ish. Why does he even hang out with him?

[@Lauren_210]

I suppose some people have that one person who is their frenemy (that person who is their friend and their enemy at the same time). This dynamic tends to appear in a group of friends more often. Another example is Tori and Jade from Victorious.

[@zemom.a.8171]

Its not that kyle hangs out with cartman, its just that cartman clings to the gang so kyle has no choice but to deal with him

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I always ask the same question with Uncle Ruckus from boondocks

[@attiasprouse682]

Proximity.

[@Sss-lt1it]

Cartman lookin like tweek 1:24 😭😭😭😭

[@angryferb1079]

Cartman becomes Charlie Brown for a second

[@155chipmunkz]

Wdym?

[@angryferb1079]

@@155chipmunkz 2:02 he goes AUGHH

[@garybragg3601]

Cartman trying his hardest 1:13. Lasted like 5 mins 🤣

[@M1ch43l33]

Cartman tried so hard to get those 40$ you would almost think he is the jew

[@fabiana7157]

0:19 😂👍🏻

[@dobo2995]

Pure gold from South Park! Cartman’s face when he was trying to hold it in is priceless 😂

[@AboutThatTho]

Is Kyles cousin also related to Mort Goldman by any chance? 😂

[@sidvyas8549]

[@themaster011bass2]

Maybe lmao

[@thisiswhatilike54]

Only in relation to descriptions of stereotypes

[@FerretCuddles]

@@thisiswhatilike54 Stereotypes don't exist in a vacuum, you mouthbteathing tax write-off.

[@slasherdope8065]

Yup

[@DgardsGaming]

Even Kyle hates Kyle. XD

[@devinowens2166]

Yep

[@paigeyssims_2004]

RIP Ms. Choksondik you will forever be missed

[@thatcreepygirl]

This is one of my favourite scenes in the show and easily one of the best. I've seen it for like 100 times already and still losing it every time

[@cocacoda]

One of the best lines / jokes in South park history.

[@pamelita1999]

1:33 WHY HER LEFT EYE ROLL🤣🤣🤣

[@155chipmunkz]

It always did that.

[@youngsavagemoney9645]

1:29

[@keijijohnson9754]

That’s her RIGHT eye actually. Not her left.

[@JACCO20082012]

That joke is one of the best in the series. Totally worth giving $40 up for.

[@vlalramzauva6573]

“Concentration” was the trigger word 🤣

[@cameronthomas5242]

I just find it hilarious that the first thing Cartman says when he sees cousin Kyle is "What's that thing?" lmao

[@altGoolam]

Such an elaborate setup.

[@cal1896]

I love how Stan’s face when they walk back. He’s knows Cartman couldn’t resist

[@Phoenixesper1]

It's rare to see cartman actually get upset over losing control. LOL

[@305killer]

every line from this clip is amazing

[@donovanpitts6907]

That “oh man” is so underrated and genius 😂

[@ZoeyCult]

0:41 had me weak

[@jameslong672]

Cheap Jew joke haha

[@gigachad2620]

Dude the last scene is literally the best thing ever

[@TheHakuryu]

“what’s that thing?” 😂😂

[@thatoneelfnamedaiko4737]

0:18 when DM takes away your favorite class.

[@NickfromDorset]

It is in my opinion the best anti jew joke from Cartman, mixed in with him losing a bet after holding it back makes it even better.

[@Taijuu1]

“what’s that thing” 😭😭😭

[@sz5876]

This was the best! Definitely a little Jerky Boys sound to his cousin. "I'll bring my glasses so that I have them"

[@773ohh6]

This has to be one of my favorite interactions between Kyle and Cartman.

[@pauladiazbollain7240]

This is my favourite episode of all💗

[@Elgrano50]

The cousin was exactly almost all the kids i knew from Manhattan lol.

[@chaike9001]

This show is timeless

[@nordy259]

That joke > $40

[@foshizzle499]

"Oh and I hope one day to be an investment banker" Cartman twitches lol this is a classic.