Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021

Boris Johnson lists his many achievements

[@iatsd]

Can we all just spare a moment to appreciate and recognise the amount of crap Cassetteboy has to wade through to get the sound bites to put this all together? That is true dedication and effort. The poor bastard.

[@nicolaim4275]

I'm guessing he has transcripts and searches through the text first. Anything else sounds like hell.

[@oTYL3R]

Side note: cassetteboy was interviewed by rudetube on Channel 4 a while back and there were two people in the shot(both concealing their identity), so i believe it's more than one person behind it Clip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWjFf5tsorV4baM

[@iatsd]

@@oTYL3R That's what she wants you to think. Damn cunning, this Cassette"boy" :) ;)

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

Pretty sure they love it!

[@tams805]

@@nicolaim4275 I believe they (the pair of them) at first used to make these by watching through many recordings. Hopefully now they have transcripts.

[@ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy]

Cassetteboy is never late.. Nor is he early.. He arrives precisely when he means to..

[@samuelburnett6811]

Love to randomly meet another ONCE. Great name by the way.

[@ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy]

@@samuelburnett6811 👋🍭💪

[@AlisonBryen]

Lovely LOTR reference.

[@filipenegreiros9557]

Or precisely when they got paid by some propaganda department financed by EU.

[@NodelCreative]

@@filipenegreiros9557 Quiet you Filgel Narage

[@pogigwapo5093]

So unrealistic, Boris talking coherently. Or telling the truth.

[@user-ez9ue9to3u]

Lmfao 😭😭

[@RassionellMaddman]

we've got er, nYENtynine pROBlems and *abadadi* er-m bREGzit is great *awehwoowowo* where IT Mmmhatters

[@plan7a]

Everything in this video will be denied and reversed by Boris who will claim he never said any of it, the very next day. (One day later - revised comment). Nothing in this video will be denied or reversed by Boris who claims he said ALL of it, on or around the time which was said that he did/had. (One day later - revised comment). Everything in this video... (You get the idea).

[@Lee_303]

@@plan7a No, no, no! U-turn if you want to!

[@ChallengeTheNarrative]

Hehehe

[@Halbumen]

cassetteboy doing more damage to boris in one minute than starmer's managed in a year

[@mittfh]

Boris: 3 word slogans Kier: 14,000 word essay Given the majority of dead tree newspapers are die-hard Conservative supporters, while the BBC and Ch4 are threatened for insufficiently flattering coverage of the PM, Labour don't stand a hope's chance in hell of regaining power if they don't have a charismatic leader who can distill complex policy ideas into five second soundbites. Even then, they'll likely get nowhere if they present themselves as a kinder, fluffier version of the Conservatives (while "Nationalise everything!" may also be unpopular, unless they can somehow project a different image to the 1970s stereotype of poor service, huge pay rises and always on strike).

[@jacob8949]

Honestly the leader of the opposition might as well be cassettboy or Marcus Rashford at this point.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Plot twist: Boris and Keith are secretly lovers

[@BarterTom]

Yeah, he should stop fixing the problems in his own party and using logic and reason to expose failures in the government and get back to the days of blaming the government for absolutely everything. Most of all, he needs to stop alienating Communists and Jew-haters. We need all the allies we can get. (And if you can't detect the sarcasm, you must be the kind of person we have "Do not drink" warnings on bottles of liquid carpet cleaner for.)

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Don't blame Starmer, blame the idiots who voted for Boris - a known liar who hid in a fridge to avoid questions. They voted in a lying coward and his incompetence has killed thousands. Don't bother bringing up Corbyn.

[@alexandermay7214]

''we got 99 problems and I'm number 1'' fucking love that

[@zorktxandnand3774]

Boris being problem nr.1 is accurate, but the 99 others is low balling the number of problems he and the Tory's caused to fill their own pockets.

[@alexandermay7214]

@@zorktxandnand3774 haha yes I know!

[@irritatedmushroom2]

This is the most truthful, meaningful and coherent thing Boris Johnson has ever said, and probably will ever say.

[@ss002d6252]

Probably because he's too busy making car noises, singing the EU anthem and having wet dreams over Peppa Pig

[@rochester212]

This is the only honest british broadcasting channel available today.

[@thesocialmediascientistmbe]

I was just fascinated by the rapid and constant hair changes.

[@teedubyabee23]

Like an albino yeti constructed from blancmange. Our glorious leader.

[@215Gallagher]

I find that statement to be offensive, to albino people, yetis and blancmanges.

[@jasongarner85]

A scummy scumbag that tricked scared alot of plebs on covid, just a little cold. What have the mass populas put in themselves when the rich are not even getting the vaccine, it's their build back better program Vs our fight for freedom.

[@michaelmorgan9289]

I love it when any article about the Tory Party & BJ appears as it draws all the fanatical lefties out of the woodwork to troll to their little hearts are contented. The fact that they have no positive contribution & that their comments are normally moronic & vacuous doesn't seem to perturb them one bit. No wonder the Conservative Party will be in power for at least the next 20 or so years thanks to these people,

[@johncreighton3435]

@@michaelmorgan9289 Lmao keep getting offended because people make fun of your dear leader

[@craigabrams9118]

@@michaelmorgan9289 hope boris notices you bro

[@RicoLoopz]

First time EVER am hearing Bo Jo speak the truth ! :o

[@speleokeir]

Superb. And depressingly accurate. The opposition really should use this for their next party political broadcast because it's spot on.

[@KayakingVince]

What opposition?

[@speleokeir]

@@KayakingVince Fair point.

[@edwardhoulton8725]

There is only one good point in this so yes please, use this next time. We can all laugh.

[@thebrowns5337]

Sadly the opposition are busy doing what works for the tories - brown nosing Murdoch. Like he gives a shit about them. Lets all vote green - really piss ths tories, labour and Murdoch off in one fell swoop.

[@petercseszarik6552]

it's accurate? complete bollox propaganda

[@DirtyJokesFan]

Cassetteboy should be knighted for this one. The patience and resolve it must take to sit through hours of BoJo’s waffling and that irritating Dalek-esque timbre to his voice, plus making a coherent/poignant message to all of it. Sir, I salute you.

[@AdaminWales]

Excellent work Cassetteboy as always. Very funny. But extremely depressing at the same time.

[@TheSpeedfreak665]

Well that's not like there's a zombie apocalypse. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟 or is there 🤔

[@sevvy253]

This deserves some kind of award as it's SO clever (not to mention accurate!!) It must have taken hours and lots of patience to put together 😇 - I can only congratulate you on it, Cassetteboy! 👏FABULOUS!! 😃😀🌻🌻🌻

[@reverendroar]

I missed CassetteBoy and now he's back baby! Let the new age of Cut-Up Satire begin!

[@filipenegreiros9557]

Took a big pile of money from the EU propaganda department eh?

[@raskarl]

Cassette boy - you have done it again. Fabulous!

[@DarkOmega150]

Cassetteboy back with another banger

[@kida4313]

Magnificent, as per usual

[@nikhoward]

Brilliant and thank you. So good to see you back.

[@dant5349]

Wake up babe the new cassetteboy just dropped

[@LaylaSpellwind]

A new Cassetteboy? This is a good morning. Fantastic video! I don't know whether to laugh or cry though.

[@PaulFisher]

have you considered: both

[@Dewsta26]

This is the strongest opposition to the Tories that I've seen for at least a year.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Try reading a paper. It will help.

[@Dewsta26]

@@IndigoIndustrial #whoosh

[@diamond6139]

spectacular timing for his first party conference speach -

[@Eyey_Ron]

Couldn't bear listening to his speech today, spun this three times instead

[@Detector1977]

epic. Give this guy a round of applause!

[@christophercherry3123]

👏

[@kitglare8800]

just brilliant, you have made me smile for the first time in weeks, should be played over the tannoy in the members bar/dining hall

[@robertgalloway3771]

An ending to the Tory Conference, followed by there will always be an England

[@matthewyabsley]

"And I'm number one" daaaayyyyuuummm

[@StonxMusic]

Nicely done cassette boy. Right on point as always! 🤩

[@paidwitness797]

I used to chuckle at the mess America and its politics descended into, but with Boris bringing things to a new low over here the chuckles have disappeared.

[@pyeltd.5457]

Since 2010

[@bb-ballistics1706]

And 10 months after your comment it's got 10x worse 😂

[@110levi]

Just the script alone would be worthy of praise. Getting Boris to say it synced to the beat elevates this to a masterpiece!

[@bonzostraguzzo]

I started this video with a smile…and now i’m deeply sad and i don’t even live in uk

[@TRIPPLEJAY00]

Listen mate the UK is falling apart. I've lived in England all my life I was born here in 1980 yes it's nice to visit. However to live is another story. Everyone is poor, pissed off and most of us want to leave.

[@SKYLANDBAK]

@@TRIPPLEJAY00 Maybe you should give Afghanistan a try, perhaps Syria or Myanmar or any one of a Myriad of countries where you would really start to question if life was worth living..? Or maybe you wish you had lived somewhere back in history, perhaps the First or Second World War, must have been a blast dying in one of Hitlers concentration camps..? Count your blessings my friend, things could be so much worse…

[@derekmulready1523]

@@TRIPPLEJAY00 There aren't a lot of Counties left that you could emigrate to that are welcoming to the english. Maybe the Antilles. But be Quick. Oh and you can't have a Criminal record. It's not like the Ol'days. 🇮🇪🇪🇺🙄

[@bonzostraguzzo]

@@TRIPPLEJAY00 thanks for the answer, sad tho :/

[@HouseOfMitchell]

@@TRIPPLEJAY00 speak for yourself. yes it's a mess but that's what getting wasted and kicking off brawls is for

[@lonewolfheart1697]

Savage slay once again! Well done my friend!

[@BatQuinn]

its always a delight to see this channel upload

[@KaiserRika]

Our saviours have returned!!!

[@UrikKane]

yeah boiiiiiiii

[@lindseygordon3406]

Well my Christmas would be well made if this became the Christmas number one, mind you it's usually the turkey that's stuffed by the country not the other way round

[@robertgalloway3771]

This could be the turkey song for Christmas.( I don,t mean his grandad)

[@snowstrobe]

Wow, what a special, special day...

[@haiybo]

So funny, until you remember it’s actually reality and it suddenly isn’t anymore

[@iamdb1990]

anyone who can watch that much Boris for our amusement deserves money... I don't have any to give, but you deserve it from someone

[@speleokeir]

I don't think anyone has any to give - except for the Tory bribers - sorry I of course meant 'doners'.

[@jayeolasw4]

Masterpeice ! MC Gapyah on the mike!

[@SimmaSinger]

So good to have you back CB. Beautiful work as always!

[@rocker796]

Get this on spotify, and get this to XMAS #1

[@Kuro_Reaper]

I LOVE hearing the truth rapped to me in this way. XD

[@IPman77]

This is a top notch. Just heard it on the Chris Moyles show

[@DW-indeed]

Seconded

[@paulharris1384]

Thirded lol

[@SelectaWaynazz]

You listen to Chris Moyles? I feel bad for you Son.

[@TargetRenegade]

Chris Moyles? Now I know this channel is full of soyboys.

[@TargetRenegade]

@Vanilla Nice #SoyBoyAlert

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

I hope one of Boris's advisors or media team shows him this.

[@stuartgilbertson]

The problem is, he'll actually enjoy it.

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

@@stuartgilbertson You're probably right... All publicity is good publicity it seem with Boris, as he's still around despite doing nothing but look like a bellend.

[@Loneman_OG]

​@@greenisnotacreativecolour You can make a start and stop calling him Boris. We don't call any other PM or MPs by their first name and he's not your mate you can have a pint with down the pub unless you want to donate a couple hundred grand to the party. Boris is his stage name. Other acceptable options are Mr Johnson, the PM, the Prime Minister, the f@ tory tw@, Bozo the Clown, that corrupt AF cnut, the traitor, the single-mother maker, et cetera.

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

@@Loneman_OG Don't read that much into it, it's not a sign of respect or endearment, it's just short, couldn't be mistaken for anyone else, rolls off the tongue like all the best expletives, and is what I've been calling my scrotum since 2010. Sorry if your name is Boris.

[@stevehowe1677]

@@Loneman_OG good call, there was a stark contrast in how he was referred to vs how Jeremy Corbyn was referred to in the media.

[@BlackHill2489]

this needs to be number 1 this Christmas haha

[@tomtom21194]

He's back when he is needed most

[@easyJet_captain]

Can we just think about the effort this man has gone too to put this together. Absolute legend

[@almafrith778]

Cleverly done. Sum’s Johnson up just right.

[@robertgalloway3771]

He spoke clearly practise for P.M.Q,s

[@ishsichsjfke9267]

Cassetteboy never disappoints

[@speleokeir]

Unlike Boris who disappoints on a daily basis. Not that I ever had any hope in him given his history of incompetence, lies and inhumanity.

[@kennya6921]

Each improves on the last. Many thanks.

[@joannaedssay5988]

So glad to see you upload! Great vid as always, your hard work is greatly appreciated.

[@asmolbean9300]

Yo when we gonna rise up tho

[@Ucofatoffski]

It's tonight, 5pm - didn't you get an invite?

[@mrrandomperson3106]

Just need to send in that application form for permission to appear for a photo op outside Parliament. Wanna share a hashtag in the meantime?

[@shadychris3402]

When people pick up weapons and go to every police station, courthouse, political buildings, big bankers houses, the heads of pharmaceutical companies, heads of media companies. That's when the people rise up so gain some courage and start to prepare yourself

[@Ucofatoffski]

@@shadychris3402 I dunno bud, that sounds like a lot of effort.

[@redpilled-wwg1wga542]

@@Ucofatoffski Well, it's either that, or we live under a tyrannical government for the rest of our miserable lives.

[@bradw8102]

The King's back!

[@Endeavour6644]

That was the most brilliant piece of editing I have ever seen.

[@Youbetternowatchthis]

This is better than modern rap. Change my mind

[@nanablue8455]

The years go by, but cassetteboy never disappoints. Politicians speak the truth thanks to you cassetteboy! 😆

[@florihupf]

... the years go by ...

[@smiffy197]

"But imagine how much worse it would be with Labour" they cry

[@JesusIsLord105]

I don't like Boris but I'm still glad Corbyn lost

[@johncreighton3435]

@@JesusIsLord105 cringe

[@mathieuleader8601]

@@JesusIsLord105 why?

[@JesusIsLord105]

@@mathieuleader8601 Because I disliked Corbyn even more

[@Merlincat007]

@@JesusIsLord105 Why?

[@hjcdormouse7337]

Sheer perfection.. Awesome amount of work but soooo appreciated not only linking of text but the lol looking at various "hair styles" I needed this today TQ

[@aeliin_]

cassetteboy telling the whole truth once again

[@teampingu]

On point every damn time!

[@markshaz8691]

Respect to Cassetteboy! 😂😂 the best mash up.

[@risky_busine55]

And he's back!!!

[@Sharon-ic8dg]

Brilliant 👏

[@theghost1920]

Omg how have I only just found this gem of a channel!

[@DyingStrike]

Absolute perfection! It doesn't get any better than that

[@davideaston8314]

100% genius as always, CassetteBoy!! 🔥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥

[@chrisleech1]

Epic, keep them coming

[@propergander1162]

Love it , brilliant and I don't do the left as much as I don't right .... That said this is brilliant 😎

[@iguiste23]

Perfect its about time we saw you make a return. Your videos are just quality. 🤣

[@cockneyviking6299]

The Honey Monster learned to rap, how to destroy a country and all the while attaining the highest level of grasping unreality he could. Impressive.

[@KyunaCookies]

We we needed them they returned

[@ALphaMach1ne]

Love this, SO much!

[@sharpvidtube]

I find it hard looking at him, or hearing his voice. People voted for this? I know the choice wasn't good, but we must deserve better.

[@snyke410]

It's ok, they will vote for it again next time because they will be promised better.

[@aprofondir]

The alternative was literally Jeremy Corbyn, what more could you ask for...

[@snyke410]

@@aprofondir oh yes, the boogie man who dared to make promises such as free internet. We are blessed by intellectuals.

[@gengarzilla1685]

We lost any right to mock the US for Trump when we elected this man, regardless of whether he's better or not.

[@crackajacka87]

@@snyke410 He promised equity so jobs would be hiring based on your skin colour and your sex rather than if they are the best for the job and they promised social justice because political correctness wasn't bad enough.... Labour love communism right now and watching their conference vids and seeing them say "comrades" every chance they get is clear evidence of that and in their last conference, they had some spotty commie kid demanding that we ban all fossil fuels right away and another saying that white men shouldn't be allowed to make speeches at their conference because white people are racist lol I kid you not, all of that is true and you still think they are a force for good? Get out of here lol

[@badg3r3]

Another classic dude, shame it's soo sad and true

[@johnlongcake3564]

have linked this to my tory mp

[@sabrinamarieu]

Nicely played and an insane amount of work. You'll be making a lot of people smile this morning!

[@alistairbeckett9171]

Brilliant.

[@blethigg9320]

The nearest that Boris the Haunted Mozzarella has ever come to telling the truth.

[@gedofgont1006]

🤣🤣Now there's an image for us all to ponder!🤣🤣

[@SomeIdiota]

You could probably mix and mash hippo farts and throwing a microphone down the stairs, and I would still listen to it. Not that Boris Johnson isn't a walking hippo fart. Just saying, love the work as always!

[@snowstrobe]

Hippo farts are always funny... They also have runny poo and spin their tails around as they shit so as to spread it everywhere and mark their territory...

[@pogigwapo5093]

@@snowstrobe There goes my appetite

[@JoButterwick]

So good I listened to it twice!

[@Whom1337]

this channel is pure gold

[@MrRailjunkie]

How can anyone dislike this, It's clever, funny & honest. Great work Cassette Boy & keep them coming.

[@paulblackwood46]

Casseteboy is a national treasure.

[@arthurwright9007]

Unbelievable as always! I adore everything ya do!

[@JanHans]

Well done. Thanks

[@abccraftsgallery]

Although this may seem easy, it's a lot of effort to put all this edits together. Props to the creator 👏👏👏

[@joaomarreiros4906]

The funniest thing I saw this far this week.

[@carmillaatemycat6517]

The fact that anyone, yet alone the bulk of voters, keep electing the Tories is beyond baffling

[@loqjaw]

When there's no proper opposition that's sadly what happens. We were so close to having one before, but then Starmer sabotaged it

[@jack-a-lopium]

Well, some Russian guy on Facebook told them to vote Tory. 🤷‍

[@Wilf190]

@@jack-a-lopium And the newspapers. Its sad but most of the voting base is old people. They get their information from biased right leaning media that smeared Corbyns name through the mud as he would of raised their taxes. Corbyn cared more for the people of the country than he did about the profit of millionaries and their companies. I still find it funny how people still try to label Corbyn a terrorist when he has three peace prizes for his work to end war and stop terrorism from even happening.

[@thebrowns5337]

Rupert Murdoch got us here. Thats why Priti useless is covering his arse too

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Thats because Labour is even worse. Thats why Labour hasnt been in power for years, and probably wont be for many years to come. Instead of moaning about Boris, leftists should fix their own party first.

[@elwray3506]

Boy´s got bars. Well done!

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Brilliant song

[@michaelsnow4735]

Absolutely brilliant and so true 👍

[@bigpants6121]

Very impressive collection.

[@tallulah8070]

Brilliant! Well done, summed it up nicely!

[@daddy9267]

the funniest thing ive listened to, Borris tell the truth

[@gertfukked3082]

Awesome

[@mururoa7024]

A masterpiece !

[@rickenfatania]

You can't deny it sends a message.

[@kennethleitch8709]

It's the best thing on KZbin.

[@sn4rff]

love it. the video, obviously, not the reality of life in the uk which it so accurately reflects.

[@SilentEcho96]

Top Of The Pops. NOMBER 1.