Casual Relationships | Stand Up Comedy by Urooj Ashfaq

In this video I talk about casual relationships casually. Most of us have been there and for those of us who haven't you can live vicariously through this video it'll be over in less than 6 minutes coincidentally that's also how long most casual relationships last.
I had different priorities prior to this pandemic, I hope you're all safe and taking care of yourselves.
CREDITS:
Venue Courtesy: That Comedy Club, Bangalore
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Post Production: Myoho Films (@Myoho Films )
Video & Sound Recording: Rakesh UP & Team (bangalore)
Email: [e-mail]
Sound Mixing & Mastering: Sreejith Menon
you can follow me at:
INSTAGRAM: / uroojashfaq
FACEBOOK: @rougeaf
TWITTER: LEAVING IT WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.

[@luckshaeey]

"You don't want me? You can't have me!" - Urooj 2020 🙈😂

[@arpitmohan7844]

😂😂😂

[@moonyhana]

Reminds me of "You want my property?" "You can't have it!" - Tony Stark

[@RaviPrakash-ix9dd]

Lawda

[@memestories202]

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[@raviaggarwalglobalrockstar2517]

Superbbbbbbb

[@cresidaleonorarodrigues2156]

The way Urooj's ponytail bounces when she's dropping punchlines is so cute 😂❤️

[@King__of__Darkness]

Where is yours

[@sagenmandi617]

@@King__of__Darkness tharki

[@problemsmadeeasy3450]

But urs is cute even when it's stable

[@aminsayyad6097]

@@sagenmandi617 haana bc 😂😂😂

[@isataru]

😂

[@kpalsharma9390]

"I mean I could've gone to therapy BUT instead I googled it" That is so relatable 😂😂

[@kvtechvarshney5179]

Because therapy is not free🤣🤣🤣

[@prasannahd]

Insta id

[@aayushchandra275]

Yeah, we all know which guy went to therapy ..... and was advised to drink lots of water 😂😂 ( Hint - Also, a stand up comedian)

[@cheesecakeandthediabetes]

"Don't Text Him" is soooo relatable. It went from "Don't even" to "You have no izzat" and finally the number is off my phone, so yay me. :)

[@labbe3495]

Wow

[@pragatiatal9229]

Do damn true 😂😂

[@vinayachavhan5393]

🙋‍♀me in this list too

[@gayatrisharma5442]

you go girl

[@leelacabin]

That's me too! 😂

[@sujatasingh9964]

"Why pain hurt?" Is a proper T-Shirt line. Surprised that it is yet not done!

[@prarthanajain6110]

@@sonal7987 yes

[@rineeshparai1780]

It has to be in her voice though. 😄

[@aagamjain9480]

Still cant get over that "Yeh Maulana ji..."

[@bhailupatel3303]

Omg same😂😂

[@kevindebruyne17]

Lol same bruh

[@abhikumar4913]

IFKR! I keep rewatching that particular part

[@bunnybag]

wait where's this part???

[@sowljur]

that was good as faq

[@cutiepie-jx4ww]

Girls ...going on board with casual relationships in the hopes of it becoming a serious one is the most painful things you can do to yourself ,trust me on this one 😭😭😭

[@Daisy_518]

I wish more girls would understand that.

[@yashaswidalal119]

we have all been there.

[@kdjoshi726]

Exactly

[@praveennayak7319]

what is casual relationship ?

[@praveennayak7319]

what is casual relationship ?@@yashaswidalal119

[@simrangautam10]

watching such a video when you're going through a breakup, actually feels like a therapy!!!

[@jkd1705]

Try hookup simran aa simran simran aa jele apni jindgi😆😆😆😆

[@simrangautam10]

@@jkd1705 haha...lol!!

[@jkd1705]

Koi hai jo Trustable hookup partner banega🙃🙃

[@dennisfranklin8144]

Hookup

[@palaksharma4114]

I am a neurology student, and "vo aapke brain ka candid lete hain" is the best explanation to neuro imaging. 😂😂

[@uroojashfaq9701]

🥳🥳🥳

[@aarnaarora9088]

someone put "why pain hurt" on a tshirt

[@sajaljaipurkar4157]

i bet she spent a hell lot of time to finalize between "Why Pain hurt?" or "Why Hurt Pains?"😂

[@tanayk2548]

Because "pain demands felt" aarna, common We'll know this!

[@aarnaarora9088]

@@tanayk2548 ayeee fault in our stars

[@randomanalog]

Because we think pain exists

[@arche6188]

That should be on a t-shirt now

[@sambitpriyadarshi]

Urjool- I don't know if others saw it but you went on a memory trip while recollecting your failed relationship. More power and resilience to you girl. Love the way you captured the pathos, agony and desperation so succinctly.

[@juno965]

@Log To Khenge yarr ???

[@vanshikalohia]

The ''why pain hurt'' was so adorable but it made my heart cry for her at the same time lol

[@nikhilmalpani111]

*Urooj has a set of facial expressions which can't be explained through the use of normal words* ... 😂

[@swarajadkar8952]

Even her expressions are same as Alia..

[@manashdas4808]

Btw do you think she is crazy ?

[@vishnurohit7322]

@@manashdas4808 😂😂😂😂

[@nikhilmalpani111]

@@manashdas4808 I think she's crazy, man!!!

[@ZeebleBub616]

Or emojis for that matter 😂

[@pallavrajpatra7227]

I was taken aback when none of the women cheered at 'crazy'

[@cam0987]

Exactly

[@aiswaryajami2841]

I did give a woot and was taken aback when no one in the audience did that lol.

[@blast2686]

Wait a min. You were present there?

[@aiswaryajami2841]

@@blast2686 Nope, just cheering from home watching the video on youtube.

[@soupertastic]

I woo hooed at home, and dipped my head in shame realising no one else shouted.

[@rajeshwer555]

When she said one person is casual....I felt that❣️

[@mdsameerthunder]

Last line "this what I came for " would have killed it in Rihanna's accent

[@eyexha]

Lmao my thoughts exactly

[@farihahanjum]

lolļll yes

[@sachinsharma905]

Last time I had seen so much of Urooj in 5 minutes, I was in Tanmay's vlog.

[@saheelsangani7985]

The difference was she was funny there

[@dr.animeshjain287]

@@saheelsangani7985 she's still funny......

[@rishiharith]

@@saheelsangani7985 damn dude you killed her

[@sachinsharma905]

@@saheelsangani7985 Comedy is subjective, bro.

[@murshidmo10]

Bot army is here

[@Fenokiyo]

There is still pain in the 'Why pain hurt' or she's just a terrific actor.

[@swarajadkar8952]

& she also looks same like Alia Bhatt.. thumbs up if you thought the same 😉

[@asst.professor7009]

kalakar ki kala main dard...dil toot jaye toh art achhi nikalty hai...

[@rahulharmalkar2155]

Bro those expressions were so good even i felt that

[@tuhinpoddar689]

Pain hai bc. You can feel it if it has happened with you.

[@mounikasampangi3589]

Amazing World because its not sorted.

[@nehamahesh4971]

she is giving Indian Amy Santiago vibes Idk why........ maybe I'm just crazy :)

[@garimajaiswal8077]

Mine one started with casual relationship from his side and now we are getting married after 4months😂

[@shraddhasrivastava1198]

Wow man! Congratulations 😂❤️

[@ParminderSingh-ns3ox]

Corona has really impacted people deeply.

[@extremelyambivert]

@@ParminderSingh-ns3ox 🤣🤣🤣

[@cartoonnetworkhindiEnglish]

Wow congratulations 😇😇 Hope both of you keep falling in love everyday ♥️

[@alice_priscilla]

Wow I am crying

[@JoelDsouza]

One person is casual hmm... One person in relationship hmmm... x2

[@sreejat]

Cool boy Joel 😎

[@murtazakarimi007]

Joel, why are you happy.... She is not going to date you....

[@aashkavora1438]

@@murtazakarimi007 wtf?

[@MudabbirFaiz]

One free advice Joel of you chase Urooj you'll get Aishwarya and if you chase Kaneez you'll get Urooj.😏

[@main_lukkha_hoon8795]

Come on man,we guys don't care whether we are CASUAL or RELATIONSHIP as long as we are getting laid.

[@Uran.Khatola]

No one: Urooj at 1:30 AM: Time to upload a video.

[@adnnannmansuri9171]

VODAFONE RAAT KO ACCHA CHALTA HAI.

[@ginnyweasley5812]

👀

[@Uran.Khatola]

@@ginnyweasley5812 👀😃

[@netraparihar867]

@@ginnyweasley5812 hello remember 😂

[@anahita-bn6cy]

Itni rat tak jag rahi thi ye ladki .... Kya kar rahi thi😝

[@samirbhatt4131]

Urooj ‘stage presence’ n ‘keeping the audience engaged’ - that’s what it all takes…good show!

[@fake7046]

being a muslim and doing comedy on topic casual relationships 😱😱😱 salute to her guts enjoying secularism in india

[@noobgaming-wy6fn]

Fyi she is athist.

[@vimaladeshmukh4017]

@@noobgaming-wy6fn Sorry..no muslims r atheist ..its just the false face

[@noobgaming-wy6fn]

Bri she said himself that she left Islam...and now she is athist

[@vimaladeshmukh4017]

@@noobgaming-wy6fn *herself For that u have to follow her in tweeter . This community uses Al-taqiyya very cunningly..u cant predict how they change dr mind

[@Vaibhavsingh-yc5ln]

please name your child cool, so then he/she would be cool ashfaq.

[@poojasaproo4258]

Hahahahaahah

[@BRUH-rj1mh]

This comment is underrated Ashfaq

[@poojasaproo4258]

She is savage ash faq

[@360umeshbaing7]

Naa bro uske bacche ka naam uske husband ke surname pe hoga 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@aivin649]

@@360umeshbaing7 bro..dont ruin it

[@Sonali-bn8xd]

“Why pain hurt?” should be turned into a GIF!

[@b0a0b0b0a0n]

It's a great T-Shirt idea though 😎

[@Sonali-bn8xd]

@@b0a0b0b0a0n Great idea. I'll gift it to my crush(who has friendzoned me) on his birthday.😂

[@ankittanwar8435]

Create one then ._.

[@judahprince8329]

Yo I think she died a little on the inside when she said that... That was real, the part when she couldn't turn it into a joke and everyone was just laughing through the internal tears.

[@prashantjain4783]

As always very clever material and your timing is impeccable. Keep up the good work!

[@Ravisingh-vs8gj]

Urooj literally holds the torch for the women comedians.

[@faizakhan6099]

Yeah for the unfunniest ones

[@Ravisingh-vs8gj]

@@faizakhan6099 your reply hurt me.

[@subhadrahembram6515]

@@faizakhan6099 even I don't find it funny 😌 , you girl, you ain't alone on this.. Their English is better than jokes

[@patelammaar7877]

@@faizakhan6099 good god,there is some women acknowledging she ain’t funny yet misandrist at the same time(i compiled)

[@gammastrain5289]

I showed this to my girlfriend Now she's real .

[@nishanthkashyap5271]

Y did u show

[@aarujtripathi527]

@@nishanthkashyap5271 why not

[@nishanthkashyap5271]

@@aarujtripathi527 😂

[@nishanthkashyap5271]

@@aarujtripathi527 silly 😂

[@ghostofnrg3737]

Congrchulatshion

[@mohangohil9613]

Last time i was this early, Abhishek upmanyu was still single.

[@prithaamandal]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@PavanMehta]

Matlab Urooj ?

[@SS-yc5km]

Can you explain why there are rumours of them dating?

[@galahad38]

@@SS-yc5km cause he shares her videos... and possibly no other reason.

[@kkraghunath717]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I knew it

[@pratikjain4704]

The only comedian i feel like buying a ticket for a show. She is fantastic.

[@vagmeevachhani8773]

"Don't text him" works😂...it did for me😂

[@adibaimam5577]

ONE IS CASUAL AND THE OTHER PERSON IS RELATIONSHIP HITS ME HARD

[@sahilchelat]

"Why pain hurt?" is the best line ever😆😆😆

[@GavinHarrisComedian]

Great piece of writing! Keep up the GREAT work!

[@aksrawat]

Urooj is way too good. What a nice clean intelligent sattirical humour😊😊👌 Best wishes. God bless you😊

[@UnrevealedSinger]

"If you don't want me, you can't have me. " That expression tho🤣

[@SLimSHaDyLFC]

No one: Nobody: Not a living soul: Urooj: Why pain hurt? :D :D :D

[@howvasy]

Hmm never seen this comment before must be original..

[@umeshchoudhary6035]

@@howvasy ghanta original...bhare pde h ese comments..."No one nobody...." ..bc pak gye h esase...

[@dr.animeshjain287]

@@umeshchoudhary6035 it was sarcastic

[@GOATamania]

Umesh Paliyal r/woosh

[@sachinsharma905]

@@umeshchoudhary6035 the joke's on you. It was sarcastic.

[@robertwalla8073]

She is awesome. Relevent topics n natural standup comedy skills. Kind of cute little cousin sister most people have.

[@RafiHabib]

I watched her for the first time today and subscribed her channel in first 3 minutes.

[@knowledgeresearch9453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3KXhGmdbrFopKs

[@madhavraobiradar73]

Why ur stand-ups turning into group therapy sessions?

[@nartanaiyer8653]

Lol yeah

[@ShinChan-rj4ys]

Cause pain hurts

[@CptAtharva]

Okay so moment of truth, 75% of the viewers are single here... Just admit it guys 😂😅

[@rj14053]

And 100% of the girls are committed to remaining 25% guys🤪

[@ritesh6383]

@@rj14053 1 ka 4

[@hrishikeshrai2931]

Did u conduct survey?

[@animeshjain_6472]

@@hrishikeshrai2931 yeah not even 74 or 76 perfect 75%😂

[@TheSandyKale]

87.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[@shilpiranichoubey1898]

I love Urooj and her voice and also the part where she says -" it's fine guys "😂😂😂

[@kartik4881]

She's expression & way of talking is fantastic. ..loved it😅😍

[@Hezoyam10]

Me after listening to one Arijit Singh song: *"Why pain hurt"*

[@DarthVader22576]

4:55 "Why pain hurt?" that expression 😂😂😂

[@chaaaaii]

"Don't text him" was sooo damn trueeee!!!!!😝😝😝

[@pritighosh871]

I have watched it 10 Times and still every time I am loughing 😂....and now my painful break up seems to me less painful ❤️😀.

[@dakshsmy]

"Why pain hurt" -Urooj Ashfaq, 2020

[@MDMAMUN-xj6zf]

She acts like she is stupid but I think she is very intelligent

[@PIXELTRONIX]

Actually she is she knows what's is life . But she act stupid just to dissolve with each other .

[@PIXELTRONIX]

Idk what I said

[@MDMAMUN-xj6zf]

@@PIXELTRONIX nailed it bro

[@MDMAMUN-xj6zf]

@@kevingadhiya9658 true

[@sixth_scent_house_malegaon_]

U r wrong bro .. she really stupid even she is worst....

[@vishwahalbe6186]

this is sooooo relatable like I can't....its getting hurtful

[@kunalsaha5930]

It's been 3 years and I've watched it millions time but still can't get over😂😂

[@garvika2596]

I am going to get 'why pain hurt?' engraved on my tombstone

[@sohamwagh4226]

Joshi i think is hindu so tombstone.... (Just joking don't take it seriously)

[@gauravmourya529]

Soham Wagh he’s born a hindu he’ll die as a Christian, who cares 😂

[@AbhishekSharma-tg9ke]

@@gauravmourya529 lol 😂😂 i forgot the name of that comedian. Tell me who said it

[@FunWithHJ_]

@@AbhishekSharma-tg9ke sumit anand

[@prabhatsing]

Did mukesh also lost to you?

[@maheekab.5157]

the way she subtly dissed men and put across major problems girls face in in a sly manner in this standup. i stan this queenn

[@sawnibhatt3809]

Army 💜

[@gourellylatha244]

Army india💜💜💜

[@aishwaryaahirrao]

💜

[@messibetter7765]

Comedy? More like tragedy.

[@YourFoodIsBland]

@@messibetter7765 well, that's true... I am know a lot of funny women and girls but I have never watched a funny female stand up comedian... All of them are so tedious...

[@shubhamsisodiya8881]

I like the way you speak,your impression and delivery of dialogue with body action is realy awesome

[@kamathmanoj]

Is she crazy? 😂😂😂😂 nice one, Urooj! Well done

[@samriddhichaturvedi9509]

In this entire video, more than laughing, I felt sad. I really wanted to go and hug her. ❤️🥺 Toxic b.s. is just there

[@zeroXmlbb]

i was just going to make a similar comment (':

[@kirrakkirrak8334]

@@zeroXmlbb me : job choddu

[@kingk1621]

But to be honest there are nice guys she's just attracted to those types tbh there are more nice guys than these toxic types

[@tanwitakar1256]

Yes

[@timeover979]

@@kingk1621 I agree :)

[@akhileshnagdeote1305]

Ok, at least she remembers that she has an KZbin account.

[@RaviDubeyentrepreneur]

Akhilesh Nagdeote she's crazy

[@adontharakan8644]

@@RaviDubeyentrepreneur 😄

[@geniebun9761]

So relatable.... I saved my guy's name " nothingness" yet check his dp everyday.... till now... he hasn't called back... my nalayak brain doesn't wanna understand it... I Googled things too... This is my 3rd year... I guess I know the way it's gonna end... Moral: all girls are the same..😅😅

[@richardlobo88]

I had a similar situation,in this case the girl went AWOL.

[@elaishaali1967]

Yaa! I deleted his no after getting no interest nd calls from his end.. Soo ya controlling all the emotions

[@mariyamfidha7454]

Lotous

[@mariyamfidha7454]

Lotous cultivation

[@geniebun9761]

@@richardlobo88 happy to see the "HAD" and not "HAVE" in your sentence...😂... I guess ur over it... 🙂

[@aliyaroshan11]

This is so relatable af 🤣

[@naguyoutube]

"Neuroimaging is Basically Brain Candids" - Urooj

[@Aedxn]

RIP

[@ZeebleBub616]

Dr.House approves

[@sreyasheechatterjee5959]

"Why pain hurt" - everyone @ 2020

[@aan8474]

you are the cutest stand up comic, all the way I was laughing!

[@salimalopchan4160]

Howcome my wholesome love story is being presenting here as a standup comedy... Gosh... I can relate each and every moment here... ❤❤❤❤❤ first time watching you.. And damn I like your stand up comedy.... 😍😍😍😍

[@suchitraharnahalli4897]

SHE JUST WENT “WHY PAIN HURT???????” 😂😂 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@singerslounge3056]

Finally someone got back her KZbin password 🙏🥺

[@tejukarthik9927]

What fulfilling laugh time! This is what I came for!

[@shanm4629]

Cute standup comedian from India. Proud of you Urooj. We love you and lots of love from Bangalore.

[@yashchauhan6943]

urooj has a boyfriend? hm. okay. good for her. good. im fine with that. never been better actually. good. goodgoodgood. good.

[@yashchauhan6943]

nice.

[@yashchauhan6943]

nevermind

[@yashchauhan6943]

koi bat ni bhai.

[@Aedxn]

Nice nice SIMP nice nice ALERT

[@ps0408]

Welcome to Gang... i m also fine.... i am finnnnnneeee.

[@kaleemkakar8729]

ME : Why pain hurt? GOGGLE : You have Cancer.

[@sagenmandi617]

😂🤣

[@harijaiswal8273]

It's google

[@shahidkarimm]

Bing: You're dying in 10 seconds

[@aaiswallowcum1327]

Internet explorer: You're a fetus

[@harshit7149]

Better google the spelling of google first 😂😂

[@JyotiPothuraju]

So relatable! Great work Urooj :)

[@arunabhkumar3552]

Sanskar ,well known etiquettes my fo..'t'😂😂 by urooj.. 🤗By the way really good sense of humor and aura she possess !!!

[@SayakMallick]

CAN WE GET "WHY PAIN HURT" ON A T-SHIRT ALREADY?

[@AkshayPatel-id3vk]

4:57 WHY PAIN HURT 😆 her expressions 🙈

[@abilashakanojia2160]

Amazing, it was awesome, specially the ending🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ankita..3839]

"Why pain hurt".. has a different fanbase..😂✌️

[@akshaydhage8547]

"The world should know pain" ~Pain of the Akatsuki

[@Aedxn]

*pain music starts*

[@anishpemmaraju3724]

*Shira tensei intensifies*

[@jatinsachdev8459]

Feel pain, know pain, contemplate pain, accept pain.. Those who do not know pain will never know what true peace is.. - Nagato

[@rajeevyadav6112]

Ever heard of corona

[@amarbhagat5864]

Pain is not your enemy. Its an ally you grow with.

[@heyybonheur]

"I could've gone to therapy. But instead, I googled it" HAHAHA Same, Urooj. Same.

[@akshatapathare9552]

I am just Loved With Her Expressions !!!!! Just Watch Her Videos Only For This 😍

[@trd5230]

Totally relating to a casual relationship as an adult🤣🤣😭🤣

[@anonymousperson6809]

Bot Army is here.

[@anirudhmani9676]

For a second I read that as 'causal relationships', and was like 'did I get here from correlation?'

[@Sonali-bn8xd]

I thought the same.😂

[@shreyapatel8435]

Exactly

[@vaishnavihajari9600]

Damn😂😂

[@davidwarner2491]

Bro don't study too much😅

[@somnathsanket3901]

Typical Engineering students mindset people can only get it😂😂

[@nelleyvanderwall7157]

WOW in the exact situation!! LOL the google part made me laugh so hard.

[@sunnybird18]

urooj is my favourite female comedian and one of the best comedians. Lot of Love Urooj.

[@arshiyaarora8842]

"Sahab ne kuchni kaha, but humaara bhi casual chal raha hai.' Me: "DAN DAN DAAAAAAN" PlOt TwiSt

[@shivanshujain6074]

Technically every picture of a brain is a candid because the brain can never actually pose for a photo in any meaningful way.

[@darkvoid_167]

Bigg Brain right here!! xD

[@Nithin.m.kamath]

Wow man could you be more r/woosh

[@ankurranjan3218]

This is awesome that google searching was best :))

[@arulnambi1283]

Urooj, your presence of mind is excellent 👌

[@Hezoyam10]

I'm surprised "why pain hurt" didn't turn into meme template

[@hariomgupta2910]

"Why pain hurt" is still in 2nd place.. Nothing can beat "Yee maulaana ji ".. 😂

[@ujjwalgupta6491]

Cutest and the childish stand up ever 💓🥺

[@divyasharma2682]

I started liking your videos before i start seeing you are tooooo much fun❤

[@TheRwiticulousGuy]

Finally i got the context of the previous 'women are crazy' video by her. i can die peacefully now.

[@mahatmagandhi7600]

I was never in a relationship but I still get nostalgia while watching this.

[@rohitshirodkar9365]

Buddy try changing ur name ull get into a relationship

[@yuyang3247]

@@rohitshirodkar9365 Hahah

[@aakankshamaddheshiya3243]

😂😂😂

[@bilalbaig8586]

Bapuji aapki toh biwi hai

[@aashaykhandekar5362]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nisthadas9822]

That cheer can be badly felt on the throat 😂😂

[@miniaturecreature]

Aah loved this one😄👍🏽

[@hellotheredv123]

BOT ARMY LOVES YOU UROOJ A.K.A CLICKBAITTT FOR TANMAY'S VLOG😂😂♥️♥️

[@SanaKhan-ce1ip]

Idk why she is so underrated. She has a great sense of humor.

[@kaviarasu1836]

Yeah 3 days, half million views... So underrated

[@Adithiyanvenkat]

The crowd is shit ngl

[@cloudscape5996]

Not liking your comment it's perfectly sitting on 69 likes..

[@patelammaar7877]

And ounce of mysandrism in her every body cell

[@ravenl.2052]

I love you girl. You give me Kenny Sebastian vibe 😂

[@christinajoseph2462]

Heyyy ! Keep goinggg, you are amazing !!