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P.M. Seymour

P.M. Seymour

Күн бұрын

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@thecactuscat01
@thecactuscat01 4 жыл бұрын
That underwear is an SCP, someone needs to call the Foundation.
@asdraanimationl118
@asdraanimationl118 4 жыл бұрын
But why not make someone you hate use them.
@clem-lv2rw
@clem-lv2rw 4 жыл бұрын
@@asdraanimationl118 And then call the foundation. So they either keep the guy or kill him on the spot.
@Zeragamba
@Zeragamba 4 жыл бұрын
Or let the Federal Bureau of Control take it.
@asdraanimationl118
@asdraanimationl118 4 жыл бұрын
@@clem-lv2rwI like your way of thinking.
@elizathegamer413
@elizathegamer413 4 жыл бұрын
bruh he literally calls it an SCP in the narration
@thatonesentientbagel4043
@thatonesentientbagel4043 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who knows historians, all of those are true, you won’t believe what I learned about Hildria from Medieval England.
@lookatmyprofilepicplz5613
@lookatmyprofilepicplz5613 4 жыл бұрын
Wha did ya learn
@no-man_baugh
@no-man_baugh 4 жыл бұрын
Was it dangerous?
@The_Unknown_Wanderer
@The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 жыл бұрын
Can I know about Hildria? Who is Hildria? What atrocities have been committed?
@inyoface05
@inyoface05 4 жыл бұрын
And are you detectives?
@The_Unknown_Wanderer
@The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 жыл бұрын
@@inyoface05 they figure out the shit that no one really knows about.
@lyssag.3081
@lyssag.3081 4 жыл бұрын
An actual conversation in french: “Ca va?” “Ca va!” “Ca va” 𝐸𝑁𝐷
@SparkDragon42
@SparkDragon42 3 жыл бұрын
underated comment
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder 3 жыл бұрын
I got utterly cheated out of my language classes but yeah. Checks out.
@soramikami4383
@soramikami4383 3 жыл бұрын
Meaning?
@SparkDragon42
@SparkDragon42 3 жыл бұрын
@@soramikami4383 i think the best translation i can give is : "ok?" ("are you ok ?") "ok!" ("i am ok!") "ok" ("ok") (each time it's like "it's ok")
@soramikami4383
@soramikami4383 3 жыл бұрын
@@SparkDragon42 ok, very cool. You are a good man.
@Amalgam-01
@Amalgam-01 4 жыл бұрын
cat permit sounds more like a permit that makes it to where you can own more than the max amount of cats instead of a permit for cats to be cats.
@OwenOfElliott
@OwenOfElliott 4 жыл бұрын
Ma'am do you have a permit for 14 cats?
@goatcat2737
@goatcat2737 4 жыл бұрын
You'll never take me and my army of cats alive
@schr4pnel
@schr4pnel 4 жыл бұрын
wait theres a maximum amount of cats??? my grandma has 11 xF
@p.t.557
@p.t.557 4 жыл бұрын
It rather sounds like a permit to act as a cat. The only way to own more than what exists...
@Asinglegrainofsand
@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын
My friend once had 27, she had to give them all away except 2 so she could move
@ECXLEvan
@ECXLEvan 4 жыл бұрын
My dog is called Dave and I can confirm that that boring human names post is accurate
@dragonblast4854
@dragonblast4854 4 жыл бұрын
My dog is called Mike, it's funny
@KilosFoxo
@KilosFoxo 4 жыл бұрын
dog brian humor
@mavenmargaret8259
@mavenmargaret8259 4 жыл бұрын
And my dog's name is Jake!
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 3 жыл бұрын
I got a lil doggo called Larry.
@Sgtnolisten
@Sgtnolisten 3 жыл бұрын
Steve. She’s female, and there’s a story behind it
@_a_random_muffin_
@_a_random_muffin_ 4 жыл бұрын
Did you know: 1:52 that is *exactly* how us italians pronunce "testosterone"
@dareggymeal
@dareggymeal 4 жыл бұрын
*distant mario wahoo*
@lucasknox9694
@lucasknox9694 4 жыл бұрын
@@dareggymeal Now I imagine Mario with so much testosterone he looks like a Jojo character and I'm not sure how to feel about it
@insertusernamehere3173
@insertusernamehere3173 4 жыл бұрын
As a Italian descendant, I can 100% confirm.
@localloserkid
@localloserkid 4 жыл бұрын
As an Italian trans person, I can confirm
@clemente3966
@clemente3966 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasknox9694 Watch Terminalmontage's video of speedrunner Mario vs Melee fox then, maybe you will Sure, it would be only the top, but I think that would be enough
@TheInkyAbys
@TheInkyAbys 4 жыл бұрын
As an Asexual I can confirm I have a life ruining addiction to drawing dinosaurs and eating mac and cheese
@rebekahl840
@rebekahl840 3 жыл бұрын
Not even the cheese... just the mac
@starkeeper_youtube
@starkeeper_youtube 3 жыл бұрын
I don't draw dinosaurs I draw dragons is that ok
@rebekahl840
@rebekahl840 3 жыл бұрын
@@starkeeper_youtube YES
@jamierobinson7004
@jamierobinson7004 3 жыл бұрын
@@starkeeper_youtube what are dragons hut dinosaurs with wings?
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 4 жыл бұрын
Okay The domesticated rock looks like a hot water bottle, it's cosiness is a false image
@m3rrys0ngstr3ss
@m3rrys0ngstr3ss 4 жыл бұрын
Aphobic types be like: "How can I mind my own business if you have no business to mind??? EVERYONE HAS BUSINESS!"
@thelocalwitch2405
@thelocalwitch2405 4 жыл бұрын
They must be jealous that we don't fall prey to mortal temptations.
@morningglorymoth
@morningglorymoth 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll just be over here eating an entire box of kraft Mac and cheese
@strawberrypie611
@strawberrypie611 4 жыл бұрын
Asexual's businesses are garlic bread, mac and cheese and cake
@AriKnits
@AriKnits 4 жыл бұрын
They're terrified that we don't fall prey to aphrodites dumb plots. Like, seriously, every awful idea seems to lead back to someone trying to get into someone else's pants. Without that weakness, we are unstoppable.
@radiantred4158
@radiantred4158 4 жыл бұрын
Aphobics are afraid we'll take all the extra cheesy mac and dinosaur nuggets
@MrPrez1dent
@MrPrez1dent 4 жыл бұрын
My dog's name is Jack, trust me, I've had to claify "My dog Jack." and it's become second hand shiz I say when talking about my dog.
@karimariesk4551
@karimariesk4551 4 жыл бұрын
i had "luis the cat" his name wasnt just luis, it was luis the cat and i loved telling people he was called that 10/10 would recommend
@AkumaDayo
@AkumaDayo 4 жыл бұрын
Our dog's name is Raven, to complete strangers it might sound like I'm talking about a lady friend since she likes to cuddle. My friends know better lmao
@dangerousboop
@dangerousboop 4 жыл бұрын
My cat is called Charlotte but we call her Lottie because when I was little I liked Charlie and Lola ( she had a sister that we named Lola ) so we changed Charlie to Charlotte and we call her lottie so much that she doesn’t know Charlotte is her name
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Transghetti is what spaghetti should be called during pride month
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Think about it also. Spaghetti starts off in one form but transitions to another when you cook it.
@mariuchiha4664
@mariuchiha4664 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz You are a genius!
@n1thecaptain965
@n1thecaptain965 4 жыл бұрын
*Inhales through the nose deeply* YES
@Starrii_Skies
@Starrii_Skies 4 жыл бұрын
If we have transgetti, would we have the entire spectrum of LGBT+ pasta?
@Starrii_Skies
@Starrii_Skies 4 жыл бұрын
Why must we limit ourselves to spaghetti? What about macaroni? Lasagna?
@hellboytroy3816
@hellboytroy3816 4 жыл бұрын
3:37, If those pants were a scp they’d most likely be safe lvl, but my question is, for those that know scp doctors, if we put them on doctor Gerald, would it cause twice the chaos or cancel them both out? And for those that don’t know scp lore, dr Gerald is a doctor who seems to be anomalously bad luck itself, always ending up injured and wounded in even the simplest task. My favorite one was a report from clef who found him being choked to death by his tie because of a paper shredder, in which clef said “ I was gonna walk away... but it was just to sad to look at.”
@doggoruiningartworks
@doggoruiningartworks 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this comment is the most scp lore I’ve ever learned in all my years of living, so thank you
@HyacinthTheArtist
@HyacinthTheArtist 3 жыл бұрын
What's scp?
@blurguy171711111
@blurguy171711111 3 жыл бұрын
@@HyacinthTheArtist oh man what a question. So physically, its a "wiki" with thousands of entries for "anomalous" objects that act outside of what is normal or could be considered possible. Many being horrific and extremely dangerous, some even world ending. To extend on that, the SCP universe is, well, the universe(s) where these objects exist and where the data for the wiki was gathered. The titular SCP Foundation (Secure, Contain, Protect; this also happens to be their motto) is a massive organization that collects and locks away as many of these entities as possible. These entries are all efforts in creative writing by many many people and was started by one dumb 4chan post about SCP-173. I think that's accurate lol.
@HyacinthTheArtist
@HyacinthTheArtist 3 жыл бұрын
@@blurguy171711111 thanks, I was confused
@catbatrat1760
@catbatrat1760 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for explaining the lore beneath! /gen
@daarta_g6759
@daarta_g6759 4 жыл бұрын
Now that we know that pm likes scp, we need to convince him to do scp readings
@blablabla798
@blablabla798 4 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@kkhomestuck4127
@kkhomestuck4127 4 жыл бұрын
I NEED HIM TO READ 999
@justin2308
@justin2308 4 жыл бұрын
Please no. That would mean most likely delving into Trevor Henderson. I’ve seen enough Siren Head and DEFINITELY enough Cartoon Cat.
@paulinedulay6136
@paulinedulay6136 4 жыл бұрын
He should read the abridged version of incident 239-B
@o5-7firefox
@o5-7firefox 3 жыл бұрын
@@justin2308 Why? They're completely seperate.
@justapastelrainbowalpaca3007
@justapastelrainbowalpaca3007 4 жыл бұрын
The ace representation: *says that it's okay to not want to kiss people* Me and most aspecs knowing that it's actually aromantic representation they're talking about: *just gon wait*
@Le_Fuqwit2111
@Le_Fuqwit2111 4 жыл бұрын
1:56 "Testosteroni! Come get all your transgettis!" Me: "Yes, please!"
@maxandcrewreviews6918
@maxandcrewreviews6918 4 жыл бұрын
Ok. Lol
@fatalos6855
@fatalos6855 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxandcrewreviews6918 There's a spider in your room, watch out
@catboy8722
@catboy8722 3 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing
@the711devin4
@the711devin4 4 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, we’ve had people who dress up as cats since Ancient Egypt
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 жыл бұрын
And we still don't have Cat Girls..I mean what actually gives...nyan.
@confusedmochi6520
@confusedmochi6520 4 жыл бұрын
5:04 I KNOW, RIGJT?!? It’s so stupid. Just let me eat my cake and vibe dude.
@zariagibson1694
@zariagibson1694 4 жыл бұрын
Let us have cake!
@amethyst_cat9532
@amethyst_cat9532 4 жыл бұрын
Let us eat cake and watch How to Train Your Dragon movies!
@lucasknox9694
@lucasknox9694 4 жыл бұрын
Does Aphrodite truly hold no power you?
@confusedmochi6520
@confusedmochi6520 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Knox Whomst?
@confusedmochi6520
@confusedmochi6520 4 жыл бұрын
The Phantom ThAt wAsnT veRy cOmmUnISm oF yOu, fRiEnD
@rhodrithornber7662
@rhodrithornber7662 4 жыл бұрын
As a brit i can vibe with that feeling "oh god not the French"
@batsnghostz
@batsnghostz 4 жыл бұрын
Gossips who tease the dead
@attractivecrayon7579
@attractivecrayon7579 4 жыл бұрын
I stopped listening to “touch-tone telephone” for this. Feel proud, for that is not an easy task.
@MezephelesArt
@MezephelesArt 4 жыл бұрын
cAUSE I'M THE RIGHT ONE,
@no-man_baugh
@no-man_baugh 4 жыл бұрын
ON MY ToUCH ToNE, ToUCH ToNE TELEPHONE!
@imthetrashman8620
@imthetrashman8620 4 жыл бұрын
I’m the onLy onE on your AM AM rAdiO
@sand__witch
@sand__witch 4 жыл бұрын
I TRY TO CALL YOU EVERYDAY I'M REHEARSING WHAT TO SAY
@lamorozec901
@lamorozec901 4 жыл бұрын
I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out
@Skarix
@Skarix 4 жыл бұрын
When you’re fluent in French and an English speaking guy says “bonneJOore” I know you did your best and all, and you should be congratulated for even trying, but it’s the equivalent of a French guy saying “Offe KUwrse”
@PMSeymour
@PMSeymour 4 жыл бұрын
and this is why there is a warning label on the French
@FoxDyed27
@FoxDyed27 4 жыл бұрын
@@PMSeymour oh snap, oh spaghetti os, oh pussy cat of heaven nó.
@gonerofsavers3813
@gonerofsavers3813 4 жыл бұрын
BonneJo....
@mobiushelldoctor1423
@mobiushelldoctor1423 4 жыл бұрын
as a French, parodying my own language is the funniest shit ever
@clemente3966
@clemente3966 4 жыл бұрын
As a French, I find these jokes a peasant level of French joke. Now, reading a french text with lots of complicated words with that bad accent plus the nobility part of the accent, that's the shit I would be talking about if it was ever made.
@JikuAraiguma
@JikuAraiguma 4 жыл бұрын
3:39 I can attest to this. I have owned precisely one pair of these in my entire life. I wore them seldom. One of the few times I wore them, I... well, storytime. Back in high school, I was late for class because my locker wouldn't open and I needed to get my textbooks, It was jammed or something. The halls were empty, except for two girls passing behind me. I was eventually able to force my locker open and threw my arms up in celebration, shouting YES! Not two seconds later, my pants fell to my ankles, showing my boxers to the pair of girls walking by. You know that laugh you do when something scary/sudden/shocking happens and you lurch forward a bit with an OH before you start laughing? Yeah, they did that laugh.
@fizzyinksoda2315
@fizzyinksoda2315 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Leon Kuwata from the Danganronpa series is the only character in the series who's name starts with the letter L. 11037 just so happens to spell his name upside down flipped and with the points of one of the numbers in 11 connected. Therefore in my odd opinion, Leon Kuwata took the biggest loss of all of Danganronpa.
@Xx_Oleander_xX
@Xx_Oleander_xX 4 жыл бұрын
i thought it started with 1
@submariNervous
@submariNervous 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xx_Oleander_xX No, it starts with a 7 the 1 is at the end.
@sweetasterium
@sweetasterium 4 жыл бұрын
11037
@MunExe
@MunExe 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 When I was around 10, my neighbor thought it'd be funny to name his dog Arfer Doglas [Like on Green Acres, with Arthur Douglas] He even gave Arfer a bowtie.
@echo9001
@echo9001 4 жыл бұрын
I always get pissed when someone says that asexuals arent at all interested in relationships. It just means they arent interested in anything sexual. There is a difference between that and aromantic, which is no interest in relationships. Someone can be asexual and still have a S/O that they kiss and do normal couple stuff other than sexual stuff with. Thank you for reading my rant, but this is literally me.
@ohokay4663
@ohokay4663 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 A majority of the words Shakespeare made were one of two types: Turning a noun into a verb (to elbow someone out of the way, to toe off a shoe) or making a compound word out of a phrase (ball of the eye -> eyeball). So really, if you wanna make a nice Shakespearean word, all you gotta do is say something like, idk... ahh I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my footsole
@choog2752
@choog2752 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a spider in my room and I can’t find it
@MMS-mb3qs
@MMS-mb3qs 4 жыл бұрын
Burn the room
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 жыл бұрын
Is he paying rent?
@imthetrashman8620
@imthetrashman8620 4 жыл бұрын
that’s the spider’s room now
@void-9572
@void-9572 4 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN LAVA LAUNCHER?!
@watergamer6446
@watergamer6446 4 жыл бұрын
I think hot water can lure out a spider
@The_Unknown_Wanderer
@The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 жыл бұрын
4:54 That would be aromantics, but hooray for recognizing the bs standards of others nonetheless.
@irishuisman1450
@irishuisman1450 4 жыл бұрын
I’m still questioning if I’m actually pansexual or just panromantic asexual… *confused screaming*
@beepobeepo
@beepobeepo 4 жыл бұрын
@@irishuisman1450 take your time, my dude! if you want a bit of advice, i mistook my body repulsion for asexuality. i am 100% sexually active, at the time i just couldn't stand my body existing bc it made me want to puke whenever i looked at it. if that doesn't speak to you, no biggie, it's just that i noticed a few of my friends went through the same ordeal. but really take ur time and don't rush things, n make sure you get sex education (like actual proper sex ed, even if that means googling everything yourself) whether or not you think you're ace. it's still important to learn about how to keep our reproductive organs healthy! :3
@darcycrossingbooks
@darcycrossingbooks 4 жыл бұрын
@@irishuisman1450 It's ok, take your time. It's also ok to change labels if you find something more fitting, or also because sometimes sexuality is fluid, or to not use labels at all.
@sall45able
@sall45able 4 жыл бұрын
Its asexuals as well. But the person put kissing as a censor. I personally am grossed out at the idea of kissing. Its gross, and i feel like an elementary school student when i say that.
@ghostnebula8805
@ghostnebula8805 4 жыл бұрын
@@sall45able I also find kissing gross. Me being a germaphobe likely exasperates this.
@dionadair8195
@dionadair8195 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Sees something funny MY throat: Issues a demonic high-pitched screech from the pits of *HELL*
@nickkurzy2246
@nickkurzy2246 3 жыл бұрын
"SCP
@wyntertheicewyvern6226
@wyntertheicewyvern6226 4 жыл бұрын
4:54 I think the lack of acceptance come from how both sex and romance have become so normalized in most societies and cultures. People both in and out of the LGBT community have, for lack of better terminology, fetishized sex and romance so much that they simply refuse to believe there are people that don't want either. It really pisses me off when LGBT people stigmatize Ace-Aro, since LGBT people have dealt with stigmatizing attitudes.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 4 жыл бұрын
4:45 [Conductor's FLYING ACROSS THE ORCHESTRA] This the most MOVING part of the play Q_Q
@frontiergames5227
@frontiergames5227 4 жыл бұрын
Aw yeah. Cat permit and cat crimes
@jhonnythejeccer6022
@jhonnythejeccer6022 4 жыл бұрын
That perfectly cut scream in the end made my night, thank you
@EepyIya
@EepyIya 4 жыл бұрын
The last part should be in a perfectly cut screams video-
@Joryho
@Joryho 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 I actually DID find myself. His name is chris and he’s a great friend, we got pretty similar interests.
@darkproductions8742
@darkproductions8742 4 жыл бұрын
To anyone asexual reading this: Who wants a free very platonic friendly hug? To anyone else: Who wants a free hug? Disclaimer: Hugs can only he claimed over the internet by the most adorable and kind people. This is everyone that doesn't respond anything homophobic, transphobic, or anything else derogatory. Hugs can only be redeemed from at least 6 feet away. This is totally not just a trick to get free hugs and get a few asexual friends
@electroshock1021
@electroshock1021 4 жыл бұрын
Would you accept a hug from my cat
@darcycrossingbooks
@darcycrossingbooks 4 жыл бұрын
I do want a hug actually. Platonic friendly hugs are the best (alongside parental units ones of course). So : H U G
@ricketchu
@ricketchu 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a hug! (っ╹v╹ )っ
@TheQueerLeaf
@TheQueerLeaf 4 жыл бұрын
I’d love a hug
@FanOfMostEverything
@FanOfMostEverything 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about these is how you have designated, consistent voices for Gaud and Pukicho. Really makes them come alive.
@tuesdaywithanh
@tuesdaywithanh 4 жыл бұрын
People who are ace and aro: Aphrodite has no power over me!
@Soul_Slayer
@Soul_Slayer 4 жыл бұрын
4:09 OP has clearly never lived in Ireland before. Our seasons are 'the 4-in-1 season', 'A mix of rain and descent weather' (with the entire country turning into Phoenix Arizona during exam season just to spite students), 'Normal amount of rain', and 'OMFG MAKE IT STOP I'M DROWNING 24/7 WTF IS THIS?!'. (Also, I'm not joking. An Irish spring always features sunshine, cloudy, rain, lightning, thunderstorms, snow, and if you're lucky, a mini-hurricane. We literally have all four seasons squashed into one just so the rest of the year can be rainy af.)
@jenniferpearce1052
@jenniferpearce1052 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gaaa...why would anyone what Phoenix? It's hell-hot there. And the people don't like to be rained upon even though they'd still be drier than the standard amount of perspiration.
@bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901
@bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901 4 жыл бұрын
I can always count on P.M. to give me humour at 2.30AM
@goguirina9178
@goguirina9178 4 жыл бұрын
Pm, if you see this, I want to thank you. I just had nasal surgery yesterday, which may I say was my first time getting surgery. Your videos help distract me from the harsh pain and nausea that comes in waves, and they help improve my mood. Thank you for making these, they’ve made my recovery process so much easier.
@shinyagumon7015
@shinyagumon7015 4 жыл бұрын
The 99% Audience Score is actually from Book 1 having "the Great Divide" in it.
@AnimeWolf5193
@AnimeWolf5193 4 жыл бұрын
Fair
@shinyagumon7015
@shinyagumon7015 3 жыл бұрын
@Melody Ackerman Yes, were Aang lies to save the day.
@Danka42
@Danka42 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh look, it's the Great Divide!" "Eh. Let's just keep going."
@ImaNerdANDaGeek
@ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 That is the second cutest moth I have ever seen
@JoshJenrayAK47
@JoshJenrayAK47 4 жыл бұрын
Also, at the end of the French one, Gavin screams.
@SunFlared
@SunFlared 4 жыл бұрын
4:09 I agree with this 100%. There was a full on storm earlier today, it was great, it was raining to the point where it was difficult to see even 10 feet in front of you, but then within 8 or maybe 9 minutes, it was clear skies, no storm in sight
@asmolbean9300
@asmolbean9300 4 жыл бұрын
4:21 *Rule Britannia plays*
@Rhino-Prime
@Rhino-Prime 4 жыл бұрын
5:06 its called hating everyone or being to nervous to ask anyone out
@Sam_Dabboi
@Sam_Dabboi 4 жыл бұрын
5:32 is me when I see French as one of my classes
@laineylarsen245
@laineylarsen245 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen that last one before but it gets me every time thank you for voicing that one it was delightful. also re: the sheet music post - it was CLEARLY a DEcrescendo
@shinesoul7472
@shinesoul7472 3 жыл бұрын
2:42 There this is the time stamp for the ‘Cat permit’ segment
@jessienewman3879
@jessienewman3879 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the support from PM for everybody, most especially the aces since we don't get a whole lot of representation from people 💜
@daffyhat
@daffyhat 4 жыл бұрын
4:09 Clearly Tumblr user animedads has never been to Kansas where it rains for actual days at a time. This is not an exaggeration. We don't get rain often, but when we do, it never stops. It will rain on and off(off periods usually last about an hour at the longest)for a full week before we see the sun again.
@ninjadragongamer6861
@ninjadragongamer6861 28 күн бұрын
2:35 What a Chobblesome idea
@lyloyal
@lyloyal 22 күн бұрын
@@ninjadragongamer6861 AUGH 💔🐚🦀
@christianmoralesortiz4688
@christianmoralesortiz4688 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ,FINALLY, SOMEONE STAND UP FOR ASEXUALS!!!!!!!!
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 жыл бұрын
Question: Are you going to steal all the Mac n Cheese ?
@ravelterthetraveler
@ravelterthetraveler 4 жыл бұрын
@@clothar23 They can't, I already stole it all.
@christianmoralesortiz4688
@christianmoralesortiz4688 Жыл бұрын
​@@clothar23 me: *asexual smile* yes, yes we will.
@christianmoralesortiz4688
@christianmoralesortiz4688 Жыл бұрын
​​@@ravelterthetraveler *NANI???!!!!* *jojo pose*
@halyoalex8942
@halyoalex8942 4 жыл бұрын
Ok the ending was classy, that was perfect. I applaud your editing prowess.
@RoemDaug
@RoemDaug 4 жыл бұрын
I love SCP-
@claudiaperi4990
@claudiaperi4990 4 жыл бұрын
2:28 some perfectly cromulent words
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 жыл бұрын
0:14 what type of moth is this? I must know
@caramelcopcat
@caramelcopcat 4 жыл бұрын
ribzcagez! A cute one
@dareggymeal
@dareggymeal 4 жыл бұрын
If I am not mistaken, that is an Orange-tipped Oakworm/ Peigler's Oakworm moth ( _Anisota Senatoria_ ). They can grow up to 30mm-50mm in length, so they are big floofy moths! They come from the Eastern parts of North America, but can be found in Florida too
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 жыл бұрын
@@dareggymeal ty :D
@danielcastillo591
@danielcastillo591 4 жыл бұрын
Warm boy moth
@celinak5062
@celinak5062 4 жыл бұрын
+
@gardenofeden1587
@gardenofeden1587 4 жыл бұрын
This brightened my day, thank you kind sir
@bitsbitz
@bitsbitz 4 жыл бұрын
The second I mentioned you, you posted again
@gameinsane4718
@gameinsane4718 4 жыл бұрын
Mention him again
@insertusernamehere3173
@insertusernamehere3173 4 жыл бұрын
Mention him 100 times.
@superiorratolive8528
@superiorratolive8528 4 жыл бұрын
DO IT AGAIN
@nekiguess8304
@nekiguess8304 3 жыл бұрын
Why do these videos fill me with an unreasonable amount of joy
@thomass2505
@thomass2505 3 жыл бұрын
You'll want it to rain for longer periods of time, untill it rains for 3 days straight. Literally, we had a hurricane hit florida in late September, and my city got caught by an edge. She, or it I guess since it was in the Greek alphabet, moved so slow that we had the straight days of rain. It never stopped, only lightened up enough that the dogs would go outside to pee. It sucked. Because with quarantine you can sit outside in your backyard or front yard and your fine, you're away from everyone and get some air. That monster was awful, didn't even take out the wifi, just made it so bad you could hardly use it.
@adorabomber123
@adorabomber123 3 жыл бұрын
4:00 My perception of this meme is forever changed
@cordeliajackson8615
@cordeliajackson8615 4 жыл бұрын
MONCH on the FORBIDDEN TOAST
@hiagain1463
@hiagain1463 4 жыл бұрын
NOOOO HE'S TOO CUTEE
@VampireJester
@VampireJester 4 жыл бұрын
That perfectly cut scream almost made me lose it. XD Well done Pat. Well done.
@amprice2727
@amprice2727 4 жыл бұрын
I was early. So early I can't read the other comments!
@EmberHunterable
@EmberHunterable 4 жыл бұрын
eyyy same
@Lemonnitenite
@Lemonnitenite 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@candyeggs1089
@candyeggs1089 4 жыл бұрын
3:36 I’m too much of a Starkid fan, so whenever I see this, all I can think of is Achmed. And we all know NO ONE REMEMBERS ACHMED.
@notinorder9630
@notinorder9630 4 жыл бұрын
The statement about asexuals... Makes me feel validated...
@darcycrossingbooks
@darcycrossingbooks 4 жыл бұрын
You ARE valid
@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02
@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm laughing more and more with every new video. Tumblr really upped their game with the posts that you find, Seymour.
@woos057
@woos057 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thinking we should let him voice some Handsome Jack quotes
@insertusernamehere3173
@insertusernamehere3173 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@joeblack6379
@joeblack6379 4 жыл бұрын
I love the posts that make Pat high pitched screaming. It will never not be funny.
@twotimesj6478
@twotimesj6478 4 жыл бұрын
Not first. Now laugh.
@bluprint27
@bluprint27 4 жыл бұрын
1:53 The way he said "Testosterone" it's actually the italian translation of testosterone. You nailed it.
@izoraiza7169
@izoraiza7169 4 жыл бұрын
at 5:15 i'm asexual...
@izoraiza7169
@izoraiza7169 4 жыл бұрын
@Pure_Steve _1153 I was just eating Mac n Cheese earlier...
@izoraiza7169
@izoraiza7169 4 жыл бұрын
@Pure_Steve _1153 I own the well of immortality...
@izoraiza7169
@izoraiza7169 4 жыл бұрын
@Pure_Steve _1153 I stole it from them...
@anonymouspuppy
@anonymouspuppy 3 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@uljk5699
@uljk5699 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 Original Classics composers: * cries in envy *
@imthetrashman8620
@imthetrashman8620 4 жыл бұрын
WOW IM EARLY WHAT-
@farewell.wanderlust
@farewell.wanderlust 3 жыл бұрын
"give pets boring human names" me, petting my cat, clyde: h u h
@cassbur8573
@cassbur8573 4 жыл бұрын
I'm early of one 😊
@secretskull21
@secretskull21 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing him pronounce Chinken Nunget has become one of the greatest moments of my life.
@bobthet-rex2718
@bobthet-rex2718 4 жыл бұрын
For whatever reason bonjour followed by a cut of scream had me in stitches.
@thejazzge4774
@thejazzge4774 4 жыл бұрын
p.m. is EXACTLY what I need after a long, draining day. thank you
@dicegerry5127
@dicegerry5127 4 жыл бұрын
YES! I super needed this video today.
@Emunah_
@Emunah_ 4 жыл бұрын
@PM Seymour you make my day a little better every time you post something. I've laughed at least once on every post you've done from this tumblr series. Thank you for that, and hope you have a good week. 😄
@sivalley
@sivalley 4 жыл бұрын
That feeling when ancient posts made my your actual friends show up in a Tumblr Reads. . . I am a grateful demi-goddess, I will only give you a confused scowl.
@bellamoonlight6806
@bellamoonlight6806 4 жыл бұрын
The scream cutting off at the end tho. *perfection*
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355 4 жыл бұрын
that scream at the end has made me laugh out loud for the first time in months
@Myrkul-D
@Myrkul-D 4 жыл бұрын
I love his perfectly cut screams so much
@Dragonling07
@Dragonling07 3 жыл бұрын
I have been watching these for a while, i love the binge compilations but these make my brain so goddamn happy
@robynrose4656
@robynrose4656 4 жыл бұрын
That last post pulled me out of depression for 5 minutes
@xtentasticx
@xtentasticx 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 I read the entire post before he had finished saying it and I was powerless to stop him from completing it
@galvanizeddreamer2051
@galvanizeddreamer2051 4 жыл бұрын
For the rain one, someone has never been to NC. It has literally rained all day, and has not stopped for a single minute.
@kittymama9186
@kittymama9186 3 жыл бұрын
I have to admit,That wavy brick wall looks cool AF and I would love to have something as bizarre as that for yard or house decor.
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Post is here
@thepic4032
@thepic4032 3 жыл бұрын
As a person who is currently studying the French Language, you should fear it. It is something that must be feared. It keeps me up all day and night fearing for my future and my french grade with it's confusing mind games.
@JessTheReader
@JessTheReader 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂That last bit about the French really got me. ROTFLOL!😂😂😂
@bradylumsden3057
@bradylumsden3057 4 жыл бұрын
The cat permits made me so happy I began to vibrate
@bradylumsden3057
@bradylumsden3057 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to clarify I was vibrating for strictly good reasons
@nightwolfkakana
@nightwolfkakana 4 жыл бұрын
The voices you do, make these post reading more hilarious, thank you so much. I needed a good laugh :)
@Jmanfire2105
@Jmanfire2105 4 жыл бұрын
2:45 I like the slow transformation to the british accent
@wulfleyn6498
@wulfleyn6498 4 жыл бұрын
To anyone who wants to know what it's like when it rains a lot, move to Bergen, Norway. It rains about 90% of the year iirc. One time there hadn't been any rain for about a week or two in summer and the residents became worried because of it.
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