Cat Swantner Returns | The William Montgomery Show #72

[@NVWART]

I just want to say William is such a lovable guy

[@jamesgraham5857]

I love love love the William Montgomery show! Thank GOD for this crew of characters and comedians!

[@brunotonyoli9408]

We looouovee

[@DarkPassenger07]

Williams "HUUUUHHH" at the 12:05 mark literally made my week. This podcast is good for my soul. Hilarious.

[@louismaiden8360]

Casey Rocket and William are my 2 favs

[@maxtrick6959]

I love you guys!! William you’re my favorite comedian keep killin! Also watching you progress so much has gotten me inspired to quit drinking as well! Much love!

[@NVWART]

Erika’s voice is so cute

[@psilocyb3r]

This probably has to be the best production since Mister Ed first aired on Thursday January 5th, 1961.

[@daraider1254]

dude everybody is hilarious, there's literally no wink link

[@tommygun4788]

Shout out to Cat with the Uncle Frank from Hellraiser swag

[@TheScottGillies]

That synchronization WAS CAPTURED!! I rewound it a bunch of times to re-hear it

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Is that a Townes Van Zandt shirt, Casey?! My dad loves his music!

[@lilkillaz008]

That Townes Van Zandt shirt is fucking sick man

[@hardcorearobics9207]

Sick Townes Van Zandt shirt!

[@zacht7888]

Love you William, love you Casey

[@geniuswishmeister]

Holy shit the ChatGPT school shooter manifesto is hilarious

[@djdekkstar]

KZbin autoplays while I'm binging this show so it cuts off the end, but that classic 90s outro at the end is fantastic. "Shh" WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT...I literally can't get enough of the rocket and the machine.

[@TheScottGillies]

When I watch, I LOVE to impersonate Brett Ericson's intro.... "The William Montgomery Show"!!

[@jdubelu540]

Cat would be a perfect addition to the pod super kind, funny and a cutie. P.s no disrespect to Casey 🙏

[@spikedmo]

Then it would just be caseys pod with William

[@griffin8090]

I asked chatgpt to tell me a William Montgomery joke and it said a knock knock joke and wrote [followed by uncontrollable screaming and strange looks into the crowd]

[@TheScottGillies]

William mentioned Duncan's name like it wadn't no thang! DUNCAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS! You thinking you could get him on here maybe? THAT would be phenomenal!

[@kathryngreyfranz]

1 second ago William when will you get to Phoenix for your show this week? You did a Cameo for me on April 7th for my dirty 30!!! The tickets are sold out for Phoenix I want to see you!

[@matthewmccrum1489]

Townes Vans Zandt tee 🐐

[@owentwidale98]

If I don’t get some grimace talk this episode I’m gonna fucking loose the caboose

[@jimmymartinez7800]

Where can I find tickets and if you're coming to Colorado anytime soon?

[@6.4nabil]

“I hate y’all” 🤣

[@TheScottGillies]

YOU THREE ARE THEE BEST!!!

[@finnli245]

As an elf who has dedicated my life to serving Santa and ensuring that the children of the world receive the best possible toys, I find myself at a crossroads. For far too long, I have suffered in silence, quietly accepting the fact that I did not receive enough milk from Ms. Claus during my early years. But no more. I have reached my breaking point, and I am prepared to take action. The milk that Ms. Claus provides is essential for the growth and development of young elves like myself. It provides us with the necessary nutrients and energy to work tirelessly in the toy-making factory, day in and day out. But I did not receive enough milk, and I have suffered the consequences ever since. My smaller stature and weaker constitution have made it difficult for me to keep up with the demands of the job. I have struggled to lift heavy toys and work long hours without becoming fatigued. And while I have done my best to make up for my shortcomings through hard work and determination, I can no longer tolerate the injustice that has been done to me. For months now, I have been quietly plotting my revenge. I have carefully studied the inner workings of the toy-making factory, identifying weaknesses and vulnerabilities that I can exploit. I have made allies among my fellow elves, recruiting them to my cause and convincing them that the only way to make things right is to take matters into our own hands. I know that my actions will have consequences. If I am caught, I will be punished severely. But I am willing to take that risk, because the cause is just. I refuse to be held back any longer by the shortcomings that were forced upon me by Ms. Claus's neglect. And so, I will begin my long-con. I will plant seeds of dissent among the other elves, sowing discord and mistrust throughout the factory. I will create distractions and disruptions, slowing down the production line and causing chaos. And when the time is right, I will strike with all the fury of an elf who has been wronged. But make no mistake: this is not an act of violence or destruction. It is an act of justice. It is an act of standing up for what is right, even when the odds are against us. And if I am successful, the factory will emerge stronger and more just than ever before. So let this be a warning to those who would ignore the needs of the most vulnerable among us: we will not be silent forever. We will not stand idly by while our needs are neglected. We will rise up, we will take action, and we will ensure that justice is served.

[@gehrkedesign]

We LOVE santie claws

[@GorgoScrobo]

There’s a gif on Reddit that shows a SANTA Claus breastfeeding very eager elves. lol

[@AustinWalkerYT]

The big red machine!

[@muhaganji7837]

Somebody's gotta feed those elves!!!!

[@almamatar7390]

The post-kill tony therapy session

[@WiseCheese587]

Theres a great energy to virtually anything going on around Austin artistically

[@brunotonyoli9408]

Uh oh

[@stevenolivares5643]

I also have horrible bubble gum dreams. I feel like I’m not alone in the world.

[@FreddyB.5917]

We are watching William and Erica's relationship errode because William, like my daughter refuses to wipe his ace

[@HYTYDfishing]

It’s not that I like working. It’s I like feeling like I’ve accomplished something at the end of the day.

[@ludabam241]

love the shirt Casey

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

I luv all of you guys!

[@anthonymanzalji]

Is it weird that I remember Timothy McVeigh ate two pints of chocolate chip mint ice cream before he was executed?

[@blen416]

Lets give it up for Cyber Monday

[@Loveinthemist11]

Is there a discord server for this??

[@hollatafool]

Long Live The Crab

[@Travecmo]

Good stuff

[@dr_redbanRL]

Fun fact, mentos are considered a dragee, placing them in the same category as m and m's

[@kevincolemanmusic]

William and Erika need to make an appearance on the Grimace Half Hour Power Hour podcast

[@Angela-hj3wh]

Montgomery/Rocket 2024

[@bretth1478]

Ive had the exact same dream that cat described wtf

[@aaronyuhas2736]

Someone just posted a video of the albino raccoon in the Memphis subreddit a couple days ago

[@Randy_Salvage]

The four greasy wheels of the Riff Wagon just rolled into this two Riff town dude buh byeeee

[@Gunsyn97]

Casey is that you?

[@TheScottGillies]

Be Kind Rewind

[@jaylegleiter6669]

I'll be damned if that's not the hottest Mrs. Claus I've ever seen

[@GOUST3D]

I would like to see Matt McCusker that'd be funny

[@dookiepost]

It would be such a weird mixture of personalities

[@Red_Twizzler]

The pods unite

[@stormiegarrison4084]

I had to come watch this episode again to get the sour taste of Sosa out of my mouth.

[@margueriteyork7042]

Casey wears buds to bed cuz cat grinds her teeth!

[@LukeHotwagner]

I never made it as a dice man

[@jeefwho9564]

Hey guys I do art stuff... Ill show you guys a human creation of the north pole on a claybord

[@naturaIIydifferent]

That's Santa's face when he thought he was delivering presents to a little boy, but now it's a little girl.

[@bradenmanley6921]

Why is Erica never in the screen

[@MrBuketman]

Cat is cute. A Wayne’s World hat would match her hair.

[@AB-ee5tb]

I like her hair

[@Doomsense]

Get a longer intro please

[@BpgaMusic]

Women sure are amazing creatures putting up with us nasty little stinkers lol

[@emmonsable]

such a nice double wide

[@Lobobaggins86]

Hellooooo

[@sibe6096]

3 FACKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zacht7888]

Cat needs a new therapist

[@TheBlackClockOfTime]

Imagine pretending you don't know what fucking ChatGPT is.