CAT.

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Get click-baited, nerds. This week the boys talk about their trip to Canada, the Proud Boys, and the times they terrorized other children in middle school, for fun! (Episode 49)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:17 - ok, we clickbaited. sorry.
00:01:39 - welcome to the yard
00:01:59 - jschlatt & chuckle sammy
00:03:09 - alt-right pipeline
00:04:30 - slime in atriocs chat
00:06:07 - avoid the noid
00:09:55 - not there yet
00:10:12 - the wax episode
00:12:16 - uncensoring AI
00:15:51 - nick has a moment
00:18:09 - kyle bullies slime
00:21:34 - bidet talk
00:23:05 - slime brings a donu- croffle onto the pod
00:24:27 - join the patreon NOW
00:24:57 - cat and cat 2
00:27:44 - you're me
00:28:45 - shoobi arm bit
00:30:27 - slime was tricked into getting into trouble
00:40:13 - scooooooooooooooooop
00:43:01 - meundies sponsor!
00:45:58 - high schools stories
00:47:27 - nick gets his computer locked by his teacher
00:49:30 - making teachers cry
00:50:29 - getting burrito'd
00:53:55 - slime and aiden went to canada
00:55:05 - a fan whiffs an interaction with slime
00:58:01 - slime bumps into some kanker sisters
01:02:22 - say you're sorry
01:04:43 - a night out with nick yingling
01:11:22 - shoutout technicolour yardigans
01:12:15 - a night out continued
01:32:55 - "canadians are the capybaras of the world" - slime
01:34:44 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@confusedashan]

I can’t believe I fell for the title of CAT. once again. You can’t keep getting away with this

[@matthewsatthewsssss4115]

I just can't get enough of that construction equipment company.

[@nickpineau4139]

He can and he will

[@levimartin1289]

Your not the only one🤦‍♂️

[@arehkia]

at least ur not alone

[@ADaniBear]

*stays and watches everything*

[@IcarusFrandy]

Nick describing going through shock but just describing it in the most basic way possible and getting boomed for it was so funny.

[@c0diz]

ITS SO FUNNY DUDE

[@Dezarc]

i just rewatched memphis belle (there's a scene where the pilot and co-pilot think they've been shot but they don't know which one because there's just a bunch of tomato sauce in the cockpit) a couple hours before listening back through this and i've never been so on his side when everyone else is against him

[@joshuamiller9180]

I can't believe it...they finally knocked Nick down to their level of natural coolness in this episode

[@wilsecord1756]

it finally takes effort

[@249aaa]

and they didnt even have to fuck him on the patreon to do it!

[@mushymuffin8118]

as someone with breasts, nick is correct. Bralettes have no wire and therefore are comfy but do not offer the same support as a regular bra

[@vozera723]

I've never been able to wear one because of my shape are they actually comfortable? I just like a little insight

[@Mort-ko7lj]

@@vozera723 I wear bralettes all the time, and they’re mostly comfortable. I’m a 20D (Aus measurements in case it varies internationally), and while I wouldn’t wear them to exercise, for day to day wear they’re good. I also wear them to sleep in when it’s hot because it helps me avoid getting a rash on my under boob due to sweat. I don’t know specifically about the ones the boys are advertising, but I like mine (generic brand ones lol).

[@249aaa]

@@Mort-ko7ljit varies so much internationally 🥲 trying to buy bras online for my gf has become a side-study 😭💀 (im pre-med)

[@xtremetsd]

I appreciate that Slime kept his hands in his shirt for the entire podcast, it changed my life for the better

[@technetium9653]

Damn can't believe Aiden was found guilty for storming the capitol, you really don't know what influencers are like off screen

[@C_cotobuki]

He is a libertarian after all

[@wheatiesmann3414]

oh man i didnt know... i need to dm him on twittwr to confirm this...

[@maerski5171]

@@C_cotobuki right like wtf are librarians on about

[@theelectricant98]

First Ariel pink, now this :(

[@MasterCalvin45]

just fighting for my gd rights

[@JugsKise]

"No Nick, it _wouldn't_ hurt..." lmfao that's gold

[@Cawld]

Title game has peaked this EP, good job guys

[@FranTheMa]

funny thing is, yesterday it was “we tell our most embarrassing middle school stories” and CAT. seems to be doing good

[@warSap_]

aidens night out story is genuinely one of my favourite segments, he's such a good storyteller lmao

[@Subpar1224]

The absolute dumpstering on Nick in this ep is so funny

[@JugsKise]

You know, I'm starting to think Slime is the drippiest member of The Yard, like a runny nose in December. He's got some fire on almost every episode

[@ziwuri]

that's hard brother

[@yukiandkanamekuran]

You're right

[@xaviergloria5624]

His fit on the last episode was hard

[@zahlerbazaar1608]

@@xaviergloria5624 🥵🥵🥵

[@sadmermaid]

Easily

[@LitCactus]

After watching all 96 minutes, I can conclude this episode was alright

[@Chancemm]

After also watching the 96 minutes I agree with your statement

[@teelafire5468]

@don't be surprised but when will you be here for me…

[@adamkuhlman142]

Ah yes I conclude at the 50:01 mark and the 95:23 mark were honestly my favorite

[@adamkuhlman142]

Source intuition

[@captainchickennugget1085]

mf on 4x time

[@BREADSWORD]

banger ep also the Family Guy dvd story was real as hell

[@andrewthomson8550]

CAT. Also release next vid

[@Scamspam]

yooo love your videos!

[@rowinso]

@@Scamspam my bird disliked your comment. good job. you pissed him off.

[@ushaross4614]

LET ME BARROW YOURE FAMILY GUY DVDS

[@altonamore6154]

when slime said "it doesnt matter if you like the yard it just means you call things bears now" I felt seen

[@markkelso871]

Have literally never clicked faster. Clicked so hard and fast my phone flipped out of my hand into a vat of lemonade at work. I got in trouble.

[@ronin9678]

Goated comment

[@ethancory6127]

CAT.

[@markkelso871]

@@ethancory6127 you get me.

[@slashbat2375]

Fred has a KZbin channel called Lucas, his real name, it's kind of surreal to watch him knowing that he was Fred. But he doesn't try to hide it, he talks about all the stuff he did on nickelodeon. I know it was just a bit, but you guys could probably land him on the pod

[@marycoffelt3041]

Bra vs bralette: bras tend to have underwire and/or a shaping/supporting padded cup. Bralettes tend to be made of flexible clothing-like fabrics and don't tend to have wires or padding

[@crazytexan711]

The waxing episode was so fucking good the whole way through. I agree that after the first couple waxes it was a little rough to hear the screams of baby smoothification, but god damn it was still funny

[@franzbeastferdinand]

i dont like you

[@rohanpotter8895]

I was audio for that ep and half the time it just sounded like slime was irrationally angry at everything they were saying, was funny af

[@scheddoc]

It's crazy how whenever Ludwig tries to recall a story he's heard about he's NEVER accurate

[@MrShinjiTabris]

He has the listening ability of a wall lmao

[@OnePointSafety]

Imagine saying Hasan gets details wrong sometimes while getting the entire noid story wrong

[@enchiladaslayer61]

Insane he stil does this

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I seen people say the proud boys are harmless because "they're memeing". Yet when I commit manslaughter and say "dude it's just a prank bro" suddenly am the bad guy!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

for the not smarts out there am basically saying that these two actions are similar and joking doesn't really cut the meat.

[@Enigma1990ad]

Using CAT as Clickbait? SUCCESS!

[@woakuu7764]

never clicked faster

[@ShaunCheah]

I've never clicked a yard video before but I clicked on this one because of the title and thumbnail. I've been hovering over the cat 1 and cat 2 timestamp, ready to skip forward to it as soon as I get bored, but I've almost arrived at the point naturally because the pod is actually really entertaining.

[@permafrostlord4971]

It looks like it’s actually gonna be their worst preforming video so far

[@haarisbutt2075]

I'm gonna back up Nick on the "desert eagle not hurting your ballsack." When I was like 6 years old I cracked my head open and ended up having to get it stapled back together. When it first cracked I was just chilling, but my brother screamed when he saw me. I was still confused, and he brought me infront of a mirror in our apartment and I saw blood and thought "damn thats blood." Still felt no pain. Mom came over and started crying and shit and then I started crying and we went to the hospital, but I never actually felt any pain. Only pain I felt through the whole ordeal was when they eventually removed the staples in my head like months later

[@gambitg]

Yeah no thats not a fucking doughnut. I was with Aimen when he said "not all doughnuts need to have a hole" but thats literally just 2 fourths of a waffle with some green shit on top. 100% not a doughnut

[@Lu-wd2bc]

Ludwig is still milking the hell out of Coots even on the Yard now

[@alima4632]

i’m not even mad though coots is too cute

[@awesomeness7434]

So what it works don't it

[@ct578]

Damn source?

[@thedanieljironshow]

Everytime I see that cat doing numbers I get this flashback of Ludwig saying "I won't buy QT a cat"

[@alveloss7880]

This cat has so much power. I clicked so fast.

[@scottangus9]

This is the first ep I’ve ever watched and it’s because of the meme

[@alveloss7880]

@@scottangus9 watch the rest if you like hearing men talking about white women being fucked by dogs named Bruce

[@cb.on.yt22]

i appreciate having chat visible in youtube videos so i can gauge the vibe of the audience who watched it live, i don’t know, there’s just something nice about seeing the pogs and lulws in chat

[@kimjong-un8694]

When Aiden is telling his story at 1:07:00 I swear Ludwig starts communicating in Morse code with the way he is blinking. Crazy.

[@Masteryespk]

The fact that slime just committed to the arm nubs for the rest of the pod is amazing

[@jay-nz2cl]

nick was actually pretty accurate with what a bralette in. women viewership is going through the roof as we speak

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

This was such a good pod guys! Kinda weird that it was filmed in the back of a uhaul but it was good nevertheless

[@novectus9933]

"Bro we've known this since the dawn of the internet" I agree Nick, and yet it continues to blow his mind time and time again.

[@n0lain]

When I saw the last patreon episode, I was like "aiden's smoking crack, but yeah I guess maybe the shape of it could have been vaguely donut-like, maybe it was just waffle material in the shape of a donut." Then I see slime bring out the croffle and I'm back to "oh aiden was smoking fucking METH"

[@meatslab]

Slime referencing Albino Blacksheep to literally zero reaction from anyone else made me feel so damn old

[@Everett1107]

Slime stretching out his shirt’s sleeves this entire time is so painful to watch but it’s also so funny to look at Respect to Slime

[@mrsethly9981]

Somehow, slime saying "do I look like a cartoon character?" While having his arms inside his shirt is just too damn funny.

[@iamtheshaker]

Put down my motorcycle hitting gravel in a turn, and skinned my knee down to the cartilage. Got up, drove home to clean it up, and only when I was about done picking gravel out of my knee did the pain really set in. Adrenalin is a real thing (without being in shock) and for once I agree with Nick.

[@zahlerbazaar1608]

how do you deal with the pain at that point? just scream and swear? just curious. i got my leg cleaved open once, it didnt bleed until i noticed the wound and came outta shock, but it was fatty tissue so the pain wasnt unbearable.

[@iamtheshaker]

@@zahlerbazaar1608 I have a pretty high pain tolerance I think so I just treated the wound and tried to be easy with it. Thankfully it wasn’t just a little deeper. It mostly cauterized as it happened, but I was definitely limping around and couldn’t bend my knee much for a few weeks. Worst part was there was some sort of infection underneath the big scab that formed. I’d have to drain it with a pin twice a day lol

[@zahlerbazaar1608]

@@iamtheshaker yikes! thank you for responding. Im glad you are well now.

[@simonlevin3371]

Aiden is unironically a good story teller

[@Good_Comms]

turns out Aiden, Josh, and Nick Yingling were all just having a good time in the air bnb on acid thinking they were out at that bar

[@highdren9445]

i just got into this The Yard and after watching a few, these people are definitely making a podcast.

[@alveloss7880]

This is a Podcast, yes.

[@shamshake40]

They really are, aren’t they

[@T0NI_]

Yeah, this is for sure one of the podcasts I've seen

[@ziwuri]

This joke isn't funny because the podcast is really funny. In fact it's one of the best podcasts I've ever listened to.

[@blekvasha]

@@ziwuri ok

[@jude802]

oh my god it is LITERALLY a half of a waffle, you would have to be insane to call that a donut and defend that stance

[@coywow]

honestly Nick looks so effortlessly cool in this episode.

[@thothrax5621]

At my school what you guys called "burritoing" a backpack we called turtling. Which is a better name because it allowed for the infamous Sea Turtling variant: where you turtle the backpack, put all the shit inside, but also open their water bottle and pour it in.

[@n1njasause]

Aiden is finally not the one getting bullied in this episode

[@jamesanderson5658]

It comes back during Slime's snack.

[@TomieGG]

I always hear "kitty man" or "kitty bear" in my head when I see a kitten now.

[@zacmac2002]

I've started saying "kitty man" all the time to my housemate's kittens so they probably think I'm crazy now

[@rellimrellim9199]

Kitty man was literally my grandmothers cats name. It is so funny to hear it said.

[@spacelevator]

This was another hilarious vid. Love this pod. Imma get the patreon after exams because if I get it before then I will not study until I have consumed all of your scrumptious insights

[@sunnyd1722]

This is a banger episode of the pod. One of the greatest, just good stories good chemistry.

[@trajingo]

For some reason, when I see the vod or videos about the stream, I feel more comfortamble when there is the chat on screen, even if I'm not reading

[@LaunchedKnot777]

I love how heavily the cat is featured! I loved it!

[@syykik7986]

this is the only podcast i get genuinely excited for

[@JoeyC4D]

BEST TITLE AND THUMBNAIL YET!! You boys really dont miss! keep it up!!

[@dee_zire_higher]

This damn thumbnail would not leave my recomended feed. 50 epipsdes later, many months of patreon, multiple re-watches, and it still gets me.

[@zeekawesomecus917]

Ludwig got the noid story sort of wrong. It was a man with schizophrenia, but he wasn't thinking that the noid was following him around. His last name was Noid. So when Dominos aired their commercials advertising their new anti-mascot (the whole gimmick was to avoid the noid cause the noid is out to ruin pizzas before they get delivered), he saw the commercials and thought Dominos was conspiring against him personally. So he went to a Dominos and held up two employees at gun point, forced them to call Dominos headquarters, and demanded 100k along with a white limousine as a getaway car. The employees were able to escape while he was eating a pizza they had made for him, and he was soon arrested by police afterwards. He was put in a mental institution, but later committed suicide on February 23, 1995. Not sure if he was discharged from the mental institution by then or if he died in the mental institution. Its crazy to think that Dominos just a year or two brought back the anti-mascot. Just gotta wait like two decades and hope the majority of people have forgotten about the incident I guess.

[@flintlockwood1546]

I’m not sure how lucky I was to open KZbin just now and see this as the first recommended thing, 13 seconds after it was uploaded. Praise the algorithm gods

[@patapon828]

Wouldn't be phased to see "Coots Cat Milk" in my next grocery run with how hard this cat is getting milked.

[@whitneybennett4980]

this cat phenomenon happened a year ago, but I just discovered it and all of my ludwig recommendations are all the videos with cat in the title right now.

[@bellak2384]

was just gonna continue watching last week’s episode cause I didn’t had time all week, but I guess I’ll watch this one first perfect timing (knew tho it would come out rn ofc)

[@yaboyjay7202]

Aiden's story was fantastic, BUT he never resolved the mystery man. Like when did they figure out he wasn't with any of them and what happened?

[@zekegregory9130]

Ludwig silently doing the get up game during luds story is so funny

[@cristophercarrillo166]

i started dyig at the part where slime puts both arms in😂 it was at that point where i remembered to like

[@tree-be3cq]

you guys talking about horrid things you've done in your past makes me feel a bit better, i tend to get insecure about being a bad person if i do something minor to anyone.

[@zami8445]

CAT

[@meneslayus]

Strangely relevant to the future with the Abe and Boris references in the first 14 minutes

[@shadowsniper796]

this episode is so good, the episodes just keep getting better

[@guenl1325]

BOYS! Fred still makes videos! he goes by his actual name now, lucas cruikshank, and dropped the whole Fred thing. he has over 3 mill subs and makes commentary videos.

[@arikaufman747]

CAT.

[@ADominacja]

I can't stop thinking about that one time on a Stanz stream, where he told someone in chat to buzz off, in a very light-hearted way, and a couple comments popped out saying "whoa, someone is having a Slime moment" funniest shit I've ever seen

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

i love it when ludwig looks at aiden like he's in love

[@Josh-rt3hw]

Watching this while swagging. Having a great time!

[@sisseholm4869]

Love how ludwig, while explaining how hasan was wrong about the noid incident, is wrong about the noid incident

[@mystikad3]

I've taken the blood of so many horseshoe crabs that I thought that's what was on Slime's pants.

[@StoryBookHD]

Holy shit I'm dead lmfao Slime whipping out the "donut" got me great ep boys!

[@eebiedeebie69]

l love how the podcast is now just everyone taking turns demonstrating that they're evil

[@collinwade]

Last night I fell asleep to the audio version of this. Throughout the night I dreamed that I met slime. and that zipper was on camera and an old man who ran a bunch of companies and ludwig was a corperate slave.

[@ijust820]

This ep sounds like the morning after the sleepover when all friends have woken up

[@Frungle_]

I feel like Ludwig’s there just to to laugh and make fun of people with the rare story every once in a while 🤣😂🤣😂

[@sirpuppet1968]

17:00 to back nick up. I nearly cut off my finger in an accident and I didn’t feel pain I was just scared at the time, even at the hospital the most painful thing in that moment was the needle going between my knuckles and my hand only started to hurt like shit the day after

[@limberpenguin]

The same thing happened to me when I was 8 years old, I was in my basement, it was dark so I couldn’t see my finger, and happened it really fast, so I didn’t feel anything, but then I went upstairs where there was light and I noticed my finger, so being an 8 year old, I started balling even though I was in no pain.

[@sadmermaid]

Yeah the body sends natural painkillers and adrenaline etc, after it wears off it hurts.

[@joelferguson6599]

I am team Aimen. If you eat a waffle with your hands, it ceases to be a waffle. Its a donut at that point. My mind cannot be changed.

[@henderjenkins2467]

these schools stories bring back so many memories

[@hodgins7592]

Lud got us again with cat, can't keep falling for it

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

We now have morning pod and everyone is still sleepy. Now do midnight pod where everyone just wants to sleep.

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

Since they mentioned HIgh School stories: An old history teacher from my school was outted as a white supremacist that heavily posted on stormfront a lot. He was a ghost hunter as a hobby.

[@ZachPowers]

1:17:40 as an audio engineer living in Nashville who’s not a fan of country, it’s just become absolute white noise at this point

[@Murzak-]

first on luds channel and now the yard. the title of CAT. is too powerful

[@b1uecottoncandy]

The ultimate clickbait

[@Maria_745]

I think it's fair to not know what a bralette is. They only grew in popularity in recent history and they sometimes look like sports bras (which I'm assuming the boys could identify). Functionally though they're closer to training bras by just providing light support

[@Law-of-EnTropy]

3:56 Slime mentioning Adam Ragusea is not something my brain is ready for . I've been binging the guy's video for weeks now lol

[@jadenschumacher7354]

Got timed out for 12 days in slimes chat for asking what its like to be a smooth bear and honestly I wouldn’t want it any other way

[@justalula7151]

The first few minutes of the podcast reminded me of how Dream was the most popular twitch streamer in like 2-3 U.S states and these were red states (this was from a survey tho I forgot which website it was from since they deleted it tho it can probably be found from a Jschlatt fan on twitter).....

[@summersardines]

After watching all 96 minutes, I can conclude CAT

[@Ziggycreeper]

I remember scooping when i was in like middle school, with the noise and all but we had a variation where you would go up behind someone and reach over their shoulders and double scoop them from behind and say "praying mantis" in a weird voice

[@oceantorrents]

You know I don't even know why I love this pod I just love it

[@TestingKnock]

It took me 1 whole year of watching Ludwig to figure out slime and atrioc were not the same person this video blew my mind 😂

[@RhinestoneRickey]

aiden is still the best yard member

[@the_emo_alex]

i love that slime fucking brought out the "doughnut" that everyone was arguing about for like 5 min. on the patreon ep so fucking funny!

[@Spoonenheimer]

We always called it bean dipping not scooping lmao

[@unclebary1866]

The slime babyrage in the comments is a +1 to every video

[@unnamedentity]

the bullying of the teacher was fucked up

[@LaydleBagel]

After seeing the croffle finally, It's wild and absolutely based Aiden thought this looked more like a donut and not a croissant

[@randallbrown2230]

Love your pants slimey bear