Catachan Jungle Fighters Lore

Catachan Jungle Fighters Lore
An introduction to the Catachan Jungle Fighters with audio drama sections.

[@fl00fydragon]

Tyranids attack Catachan What tyranids see: food What Catachans see: fast food

[@garank4971]

@Zack Nemo but spicy fast food

[@chrisangus7078]

Taste like chicken

[@garank4971]

@@chrisangus7078 spicy chicken ;)

[@chrisangus7078]

@@garank4971 no need garlic

[@garank4971]

@@chrisangus7078 what do ya mean?

[@mannaz-musikalmoloch]

Renegade Soldier: "This is a beautiful jungle" Tree: "Thank you"

[@jimvenanzio6561]

MFW the trees start speaking Catachan.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@@jimvenanzio6561 And it's not the Catachan fighters ambushing you. The trees literally can talk to lure you into their traps.

[@pelinalwhitestrake4196]

@@minhducnguyen9276 That's implied, it's Catachan after all

[@warhawkbm]

"lichtor hiding in the tree" *surprised pikachu face at the tree*

[@andyb1653]

Fun fact: The Astra Militarum wanted to give Sly Marbo to the Doom Eagle Space Marine Chapter for induction, but it turns out the Power Armor manufactorums don't make codpieces big enough.

[@baldermort]

Andy B lol!!!!!’

[@catosicarius3262]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lolwtfbbq111]

Honestly, this should be Canon. 😂😂😂

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Sometimes you're just too awesome to get better.

[@conanholmes8620]

Damn that gave me a good lough

[@jessejohnson9871]

"Lost a Commissar, Huh?" "Yup, Fell off a bridge." "Huh" "Yup" "Got any chow?"

[@lynnusuk2092]

When you’re so manly your muscles have the same defenses as flak armor

[@baldermort]

Lynn USUK because they’re that ‘ard. Love em. :).

[@Earadon]

Higher gravity planet, plus each catachan weights as much as a fucking lion on two legs...yeah I'd say...~

[@wolf2403]

no shite

[@paulhuston9991]

Wounder if they play bouncy pecks for cash

[@keineangabe1804]

@@Earadon Given the fauna of their planet, their lack of supplies, the cheap price of flak armor, the fact that the mechanicus notoriously uses everything including plant matter to build these vests and the fact that the departmento munitorum delivers them to all regiments it is safe to assume that their armor rating comes from the fact they all have eaten a vest. Best meal to be have on the planet. At least the safest.

[@James-cg8ys]

The fact that you haven't been offered a job by the Black Library is heresy of the highest caliber.

[@baldermort]

James rather be doing this. Eh? :)!!

[@randomcenturion7264]

Ah yes, Catachan. A world so brutal, being sent to literally any other planet, not matter how deadly, is considered a "vacation."

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

Unless it's Krieg.

[@avmang2222]

@@ironstarofmordian7098 Even Krieg

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

A crusade into the Eye of Terror would be considered vacation too.

[@avmang2222]

@ChypnotiC Pl true

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@ChypnotiC Pl But that is, as you say yourself, only a matter of gear, not of attitude. Give them the same equipment as a Krieg Death Korps soldier and considering that Catachans are much, _much_ stronger due to their insane muscle density, they might even do better than the Krieg Guard. Apart from situations of course, that require the wish to attack a Titan with a bayonett. Then the Death Korps will exceed with ease.

[@samatra478]

Normal guardsmen: "WHERE IS OUR FIRE SUPPORT?!" Krieg guardsmen: *gas mask noises* Catachan Jungle fighters: "Oh how I would love it if it sucked a bit more!"

[@LillianAredhel]

In the words of Sly Marbo... "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@anondescriptbullet]

catachan: space vietnam

[@beanspud88]

Vietnam meets Australia and the amazon on steroids.

[@bladestormviking]

more like Pandora from the film avatar.

[@Darknessblade4me]

@@bladestormviking Pandora for catachan devils is like the worst battlezone possible for a krieger, it´s a fun time.

[@HenchmenNo616]

"Get to da valkyrie!"

[@michaelhowell2326]

I didn't even have to think about for a minute, even read it in an Austrian accent in my head the first time. Great stuff.

[@baldermort]

HenchmenNo616 lol. !!

[@baldermort]

michael howell me too. Lol. :).

[@wolf2403]

Da humah is stron in dis un (translated to ork for da memes)

[@waxiboi331]

Ha bye how Cool would it be if the guard had a helicopter unit

[@henryjubeda7617]

VIEWS FOR THE VIEWS GOD LIKES FOR THE LIKES THRONE

[@theGamer708]

LET THE BALDEMORT GROW!

[@garank4971]

Better then khornflakes

[@PURPLECATDUDE7734]

I fist bumped the air when they finally took care of the Lictor that had been stalking that poor man. The Emperor Protects

[@baldermort]

Jacob Levy sometimes, he does. :).

[@tulipalll]

Jacob Levy I got SO happy

[@anxioussamurai9017]

Yes! I was so stoked to hear that! As soon as the Catachans showed up, I knew that Lictor was getting shanked.

[@jakefrost7404]

Death Leaper simply wanted Governor-senpai to notice it. Is that so wrong?😭

[@asbestosfish_]

Your voice is as the ever insistent whispering of The Warp and its denizens, but yet it is also the iron-handed force of The Imperium’s Mark upon The Immaterium.

[@ljdasilva3139]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Baldermort ... 'End ... Quote'. It's a cruel world.

[@baldermort]

LJ Da Silva did you catch the musical of that? In KZbin. Damn funny. :).

[@wolf2403]

@@baldermort where? I must know

[@ljdasilva3139]

@@baldermort I only saw a snippet - any link appreciated - it's a cruel world

[@andyb1653]

@LJ Da Silva I believe you mean: ennnnnnnd QU *OTE*

[@nicolastousignant9160]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p53MlIqLectog68

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

Glad to see the planets Duke can finally rest. Even in the grim dark future, one man can actually can have a good day. Aside from a Death Korps Guardsman. Every day is a good day for a Death Korps soldier... except for a peaceful one.

[@kriegskorpsman6136]

Incorrect! The Peaceful day is a good day for it allows for better trenchbuilding and spade sharpening, not to mention the time it gives to calibrate artillery into premade zoneslots!

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@@kriegskorpsman6136 Agreed. But please, not too many of them, for that might make you soft and decrease your wish to attack a Titan with your bayonet.

[@sevatar2777]

EXCITED GAS MASK NOISE INTENSIFIES

[@dfool06]

I can only imagine how he recorded that sound. I'm still guessing if he used a plastic or paper bag :P

[@wizzolo]

I have the sudden urge to dig a trench

[@sessy01]

Imagine kriegers seeing current timeline terra and everyone in flimsy cotton and fabric face masks. Actually, seeing someone walking around as one of the death korps would be much cooler. I'd probably want one of their masks if one could be spared

[@vedymin1]

"WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE HEEEEREEEE !?!?!".

[@donwebber9071]

because they are a few tacos short of a combo platter

[@andyb1653]

Meanwhile, a Catachan: "Why TF would you wanna live in a hive?!"

[@theodoreslavo5385]

Because they wish to boop tha snoot of the creatures there.

[@TherealSBlair]

@@theodoreslavo5385 No booping.

[@zaczane]

Real estate is Dirt cheap

[@benjaminfeldman689]

I know the planetary ruler is gonna sleep soundly tonight, but after the Kreig Korps show up I feel like he may have some nightmare fuel after that. AND I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS!

[@Awesomotron2k]

Yeah, I don't think he quite realized what kind of war the Kriegers would wage in his planet, and that probably it will not be usable as an Agri World after.

[@paulbrule5897]

@@Awesomotron2k well the soils will be well plowed at least 😂

[@shanegrimes3455]

@@paulbrule5897 and kriegs as fertilizer

[@ethanbobeethan]

Love the fact that Major Kill is making a thematic appearance in your next entry Baldermort. The more collabs between your great lore channels, the better!

[@baldermort]

another - ethan won’t be the next vid. But soon. :).

[@mattfritton4337]

Wait you tamed the wild beast?!?!

[@Merry11Christmas]

Top 10 anime crossovers

[@ikitclaw3299]

Praise the Emperor, that poor man can finally get to sleep

[@baldermort]

Ikit Claw I am so jealous. Lol. Maybe at the weekend. ;)!!

[@ikitclaw3299]

@@baldermort Yeah, I envy him, rest up my friend and stay safe, we need you

[@baldermort]

Ikit Claw going to take a break after Friday. About 4 days if I can stop myself doing vids. But I will sleep. You better be liking after yourself sir. Community would not be the same without you.

[@ikitclaw3299]

@@baldermort thank you so much for your concern, you truly an amazing wonderful human, I wish there were more like you

[@blingsing5383]

Those comments were so wholesome

[@FleshPrisonJanitor]

I never thought the Governor would make it out alive. That was a really exciting story, Baldermort.

[@StylesV13]

Tyranid Hive Mind: "Such strong fighters... I must pay this Catachan a visit."

[@arcangleGabriel]

For the love of the emperor lets Hope that doesnt happen. I dont want to know what the tyranid swarm will do with the genetic template of the "Catachan Barking Toad"

[@Leipotska]

As I recall, that ball of dirt and blood is actively being avoided by the Tyranids. The planet is that frakking lethal.

[@arcangleGabriel]

@@Leipotska They probably have yet to find or create antibodies powerful enough to handle the sheer poison levels of the flora and fauna there xD

[@StylesV13]

@@arcangleGabriel A Tyranid Hierophant Bio-Titan that charges the line and self destructs taking out everything in a 100 miles.

[@vidrabagoly4246]

They dare not. For they are well aware of the legendary being that dwells there, capable of destruction untold. Even the Hive mind fears the ungodly power of the MARBO.

[@riktor3005]

These are the type of people who visit Armageddon for a vacation. I'm hoping the deathcore of Krieg doesn't outshine them though, but hey - lets be honest - the Kriegsman earned it.

[@waxiboi331]

Krieg are the most bad ass regiments in my opinion

[@CtrlAltRetreat]

In open fields? I'd be disappointed if the Kriegers don't outshine the cats. In a jungle? Cats come out to play, everyone else can go home.

[@Blargaha]

I imagine that deathcore from Krieg is the most hardcore of all metal genres

[@throwback19841]

Without doing any sort of research to back this up I'm willing to bet Catachan jungle fighters were introduced into 40k within 6-12 months of Predator being released.

[@Carldehaese]

When Rambo and Commando make children = Catachan Jungle Fighters.

[@jimbodini9512]

When Rambo and a Yautja make sweet love

[@monkeylugz]

Sly Marbo salutes u Brother Baldermort!! Many thanks yet again :) *extremely happy gasmask noises*

[@derrabbit7289]

Happy gas mask noises!!!

[@TheSkeletonVA]

Major Killian is on his way? Oh Major Kill the Xenos say! I can't wait to hear the sweet voice of that Apex Aussie cameoing in one of your vox broadcasts!

[@baldermort]

MKBones he did me a solid. He’s a top lad when he’s not being too edgy. Works hard. Entertains. Great lore. I watch him when I want a challenging chuckle. :).

[@TheSkeletonVA]

@@baldermort Glad to hear ya'll are friends! I was so pleasantly surprised when you cameoed in a vid of his a week ago!

[@trajanfidelis1532]

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning...”-Anonymous Catachan Colonel

[@Duppyman695]

Apocalypse naw! Que the music....... I can't get no.... satisfaction !

[@michaelhowell2326]

Here's to hoping Sgt. Harker slings up his Heavy Bolter...

[@arcrose4474]

Just like in the forests of Catachan if I dont pay any heed I will findmyself lost in your content never to find my way out. Praise the saint, Baldermort, first if his name.

[@jakefrost7404]

Catachan: _"Get to da choppah!"_ Ork Nob: *_"DID SUMBUDDY ORDER A 'CHOPPA?!'"_*

[@baldermort]

Jake Frost lol!!!!!! So want to do more orks. One day soon. :).

[@jakefrost7404]

@@baldermort Looking forward to it, but please be sure to pace yourself. Speaking in all caps can be pretty hard on the pipes from what I hear.

[@dmjnoble]

A Boarder Prince & Majorkill yh? Mad respected for showing love to your fellow content creators. You are undoubtedly one of the 40k communitie's best gems.

[@honkeykong4049]

*Known as "MajorKill" eh? Well played sir, well played.* 😆

[@REX-gq6ur]

Jungle: *distant AAAAAAAAAA noises* Chaos Marine: "We'll I guess I have to be prepared to die."

[@rolandrobinson499]

Baldermort they keep getting better and better man you are quickly becoming my favorite 40k lore channel hands down.

[@rosicroix777]

“None can out do a masterpiece of a tale “ Baldemort : “ hold my Beer “

[@baldermort]

Percy Barbarossa the music makes them sound better than they are. Sets the mood. :).

[@CodyFancyPants]

WOAAAH. What a perfect way to continue that story-arc. You merged one of my favorite one of your tales with the most badass assets of the imperium. I hope we get to hear about that raid on the tyrinid hive.

[@baldermort]

CodyFancyPants the Necrons results is coming one day. It’ll be as good as I can make. :).

[@ChillAssTurtle]

By The Throne

[@baldermort]

Chill ass turtle glad you enjoyed it, brother Chill. :).

[@andywales666]

my daily fix of baldermort

[@dagonofthedepths]

Love an army of men that can hold off a whole chaos space marine invasion just because one stubborn Catachan found a Hellhammer.

[@blackholegenerator6831]

That's not a knife. THIS IS A KNIFE

[@baldermort]

Black Hole Generator lol!!!! So weird that so few people will get that one. :) :) :).

[@blackholegenerator6831]

@@baldermort =)

[@keineangabe1804]

Nice to hear that the governor finally can get some sleep.

[@lagsmith]

I love the smell of a new video near midnight.

[@baldermort]

Napalm Wabbit sorry it’s late. Apologies.

[@MrGeo-yq6ec]

Love listening to your videos whilst I’m at work. Especially this one. Coworkers asked why I had a beaming smile while listening to this one. Amazing as always good sir.

[@baldermort]

Mr. Geo thank you brother Geo. so glad it helps make the time go easier. :)!!

[@Raxs13]

Nice to have a conclusion to what happened after the Lictors vid, once again a brilliant piece of writing and narration.

[@jonstack8740]

I feel that normally I would make a comment about Darth Vader in 40k but, good sir, your quality of content makes the troll in me shy away. Thank you for deciding to be a you-tuber.

[@baldermort]

Jon Stack thanks for the restraint. I honestly and totally appreciate it. :) :).

[@anxioussamurai9017]

This story is incredible! I don't want it to ever end!

[@baldermort]

Anxious Samurai oh it’s going to get muuuuuuch worse. Just not yet. Got to get more factions to Abundance Tertius. ;). Let’s go mental. :).

[@anxioussamurai9017]

@@baldermort Yes! I can't wait!

[@DominionSorcerer]

Another superb video on the lore of 40K as usual, and I've been eagerly awaiting the conclusion to the Lictor's story. Thank you for this video, brother Baldermort. And glad to see you are feeling good enough to upload more videos, they're eagerly enjoyed by each and every one of your subscribers and more.

[@baldermort]

Dominion Sorcerer sorry fir the delays brother Sorcerer. Hope you enjoy it. :).

[@iconicjet3043]

Haven’t watched it yet but I already know it’s amazing

[@donwebber9071]

ah yes the planet of certifiable nutters...even the orks are a few tacos short of a combo platter.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

"Guys does the governors new security detail seem a bit... smelly to any of you?"

[@alotosius]

I love Catachan fighters, I feel like they don't get enough coverage in the lore. They are often overshadowed by their younger brothers the death korps of krieg.

[@Thewisemanoncesaid]

The more I learn about the factions of the Astra Militarun/Wall of Guns, the harder it gets to decide which faction I wanna get for kill team/army. Do i go Krieg for the raw fervor and shovel kills. Do I go catachan for the Predator/80s badass action vibes. So on and so on.

[@baldermort]

Thewisemanoncesaid just getting one. Know you can always get another later? :).

[@maddlarkin]

This is what I really miss about the 4th edition codex, doctrines let you create any sort of Guard regiment you wanted from my amalgamated orphaned survivors veteran regiment to super high tech carapace guards with camoline coated armour (yes you could do that although it would be ungodly expensive per squad) the insane variation was great fun (plus you got to see looks of amazement on other players faced when you went fully unconventional, like me an a mate dropping 100 Carapace armoured Guardsmen and stormtroopers straight on top of an enemy)

[@CAMSLAYER13]

Dkok are mega expensive to run. Maybe start with catachans or cadians

[@REX-gq6ur]

Shovel kills sounds good.

[@Hengebobs]

Many of us who play IG have our main army, and have made platoons of the more iconic regiments for giggles, or use as "attachments".

[@TheSatyrblue]

Oh holy Emperor... Is that excited Gas Mask noises... Yes, yes ,yessss. Now all that's missing is some Wolves of Fenris playing in the Orkys rear to make this beyond epic. Love the use of the lore channels within your story arcs. Border Prince is amazing and the Edge Lord of Aussies did a wonderful collab with you. Thank you for brightening my horrible day. Roughest day I've had in years and you brought a smile to my face. All hail Baldy our saint of lore.

[@baldermort]

Border Prince is a legend of narrative content. Just magnificent. And MK is the edge lord, but his content is good. He knows his stuff and makes it fun for a younger generation. Sorry you had a rough day brother. I really hope it will improved today. Be strong. You got this.

[@jayharris9343]

The Jungle boys. Remember back when the only guard units you were going to get was the Catachans. Still one my sentimental favs. Thank you for your work @Baldermort!

[@baldermort]

Jay Harris well, the original 36 in a box were Cadian. I had loads. A long time ago. ;£.

[@georgesulea]

I love the Catachan, truly superhuman by time and survival and natural selection. Truly legendary. My most favorites are 1. The Catachan, 2. The Mordian Iron Guard, 3. The Vostroyans, 4. The Death Corp of Krieg, and, despite retcons, despite soooo many changes and an ignominious doom for their race and their world, my favorite guard regiment of Abhumans is still....THE SQUATS! (can hardly wait till Friday, Good Chronicler:)

[@baldermort]

George Sulea never type the full name of the S!!!! It could draw the eye of THE VILENESS. (Shudders). :).

[@SuperPRguru]

I imagine the commander woke up one night and saw a jungle fighter staring at him all night and he/she would say " go back to sleep sir" then would just do as suggested.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

Fear the nipple warriors! For they can take nettle stings with nary a tear! 😁 (And Oh. My. Gork! That ending just needed a "No, *I* am your father!") Truly hope that you hit the landmark for Friday, it's absolutely well deserved. As you said the other day, (without taking the credit you deserve), you've built an awesome, fun loving, friendly and welcoming community here and deserve every single subscription.

[@baldermort]

Ethan Kristopher-Hartley but it really wasn’t me. We. So many kind tips, hints, guidance. It really is a team effort brother. Ask some of the first thousand. So many good steers. :).

[@paulhuston9991]

If Hollywood can do predator they can do a 40k catachan movie for sanguinius sake

[@johntaylor7029]

Oh sweet my break just started.

[@baldermort]

John Taylor hope it takes the sting off the grind brother. :).

[@johntaylor7029]

@@baldermort it sure did, nothing makes the day go faster like space Rambos.

[@BohdanKaiba]

As a Cadian and Catachan Guard player you did my Jungle Warriors proud. Perfect timing too since today I was working on painting my Catachan troops up. They are going to be Jurassic Park themed, their tanks are going to look awesome once I figure out the best primer for my project. This was an amazing story and I am super pumped for what's coming this Friday!

[@baldermort]

Bohdan Bilas thank you brother Bohdan. Elated it was helpful. :).

[@Henry-ep6qy]

All of you intro stories are class, but for some reason this is my favorite. The resignation... your voice acting and story are unbelievable

[@samueldoran7712]

FANTASTIC NARRATION and SUPERB WRITING!!!! You are a diamond in the rough!! Thank you for sharing your thoughts and ideas with us and thanks you for your time and supreme effort. Form your gentle listener's, Have a fun day🤓

[@baldermort]

Samuel Doran thank you for being so gracious brother Doran. :).

[@garyt601]

The machine spirits of Catachan valkyries are not pleased with oil, but archeotech playing a tune titled "Fortunate Son".

[@maki1575]

amazing continuation on this worlds story! My first ever issue of white dwarf was #243 so this gave me a lot of good memories :)

[@jada12pw]

The jungles bois! I'm loving your content Baldemort, all your work put into all of your videos is really inspiring!

[@baldermort]

Gfm Reygar well, it’s supposed to be a fun, if horrible, hobby. :) :).

[@JacobVeith]

Holy crap this is amazing Baldermort! I love the tie in! Well done my man!

[@baldermort]

Jake Veith thanks brother Veith. A lot. :) :) :).

[@Awesomotron2k]

>Be me >Command a major agri world > Get message that soon the men of Krieg will defend my world > Be happy > I don't realize Kriegers are only send to fight the most devastating and deadly wars > World is "safe"

[@baldermort]

Heh. Exactly. Hes a poor fellow who doesn;t know what is about to happen. Heh. :) :)

[@BigDaddyGAO]

It’s the grim dark... not happy happy fun time lol every blessing is really just a shit show in disguise.

[@derrabbit7289]

Perfect for a painting day. I wonder if Catachan would have been a home world for Angron and his world eaters if they had been given a good start.

[@Sarindanvelor]

well that would just be too unfair for the xenos i mean just imagine a bunch of space marines wearing little to no power armor being lead by essentially a giant version of sly marbo. khorne may have had a war boner for the world eaters in the current timeline but let me tell ya give him a catachan world eaters and you'd be able to pierce adamantium like it was tissue paper with how hard he'd be

[@Hollowpitta]

Holy moly, what a well crafted story, I absolutely loved the end of poor sonanbulouse's story! Really, the story was so well made, thought-out, congratulations!

[@baldermort]

lucas pitta thank you brother Pitta. A lot. ;).

[@donniglesias3073]

Looks at the Colonel and his troops killing the Lictor* Colonel: "First time?"

[@baldermort]

Donn Iglesias this! To a tee. :).

[@RogornDal]

What an elegant piece of work you've done brother! A great intro, closing out a great adventure and the clever nods to allies. Thank you!

[@baldermort]

Rogorn Dal thank you for all of the support and encouragement, ROGAL. Wouldn’t be the same without you. :).

[@brianandrew9505]

I may be a bit presumptuous in saying this but I would honestly say that this is one of your better works Master Baldermort!! Thank you very much for such quality can’t wait for your next installment!!!

[@baldermort]

Brian Andrew how is that presumptuous? If people don’t say what they like, how can I give it? The guides are a team effort. Seriously. Always tell. Just be gentle if it fails the mark and say why. I get tired and ‘hedgehoggy’ at times. So just be calm when giving me the poo sandwich and we are golden brother. :).

[@brianandrew9505]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer Well, good sir, I place myself squarely as a student and a fan so I can at worst offer ignorant questions which you may find more detestable than criticism!! Either way you are admired and appreciated continue the great work and myself and your fans will always stand at your back.

[@PURPLECATDUDE7734]

Petition to have Baldermort write for the Black Library

[@baldermort]

Jacob Levy wouldn’t you rather I did this? I would. :) b

[@wolf2403]

Agreed, I have been too busy to time travel of late and wish to read more

[@PURPLECATDUDE7734]

The black library has no shortage of good writers, but these narrations are emotionally compelling in a way that few others are. I had been reclining in bed listening to this narration but when it became clear we would have a finale to the lictor saga I sat up as if it were an address from the president

[@wolf2403]

@@PURPLECATDUDE7734 *_STILL NOT ENOUGH_*

[@sullygriffin9902]

Thanks as always for this, Baldermort. Hope you're having some fun today!

[@baldermort]

Sully Griffin maybe some sleep in a bit. :). Thanks brother Sully. See you Friday I hope. :).

[@sullygriffin9902]

@@baldermort I shall endeavor to be there!

[@jamesmortimer4016]

Yeah, catachans are the best pure human bughunters out there. The ideal solution to that story.

[@baldermort]

James Mortimer was not my idea. I found it in the comments and thought ‘YES!’ It can’t always be marines. ;).

[@jamesmortimer4016]

@@baldermort I mean, there would´ve probaably been a few other regiments who could´ve killed aa lictor... But not without sending a couple hundred lasbeams or projectiles through the room. But in turn catachans really suck at fighting in trenches or god emperor forbid, OPEN FIELDS!

[@loki3275]

Ive only recently discovered your channel and I have to say this: Every one of your videos ive seen has increased my interest and fascination with the lore of warhammer. You are truly a great storyteller, lore master, and the best 40k youtuber ive seen. Even the Astartes series pales, though very little, to your content.

[@baldermort]

Jarrod Rogers has h god no. Astartes is untouchable. Soooooooooo good. More skill in his eyebrows than in my entire body. Wish he got funding fir a full film. :(.

[@loki3275]

@@baldermort Well i honestly enjoy your content just as much, even more. Im enjoy good storytellers. And indeed, him getting funding for a movie would be amazing.

[@malin1140]

I have few words... Good Sir, other than I wait with bated breath for the next installment of this grand fantasy. Bravo!!! TTFN!

[@baldermort]

Ma Lin thank you for always popping in Sergeant. Always always appreciated. ;).

[@AnthonyP118]

Ready your shovels...

[@racspartan1]

Hell Yea. Always an Epic intro before the Lore. Love it.

[@derekburge5294]

"We're not sure where the blue-eyed regiment came from. They didn't say; we didn't ask. Good fighters. Small knives, if very effective."

[@seelenverkaufer4861]

Catachans are absolute MONSTERS! I F*CKING LOVE THEM. I've also noticed you mentioned A Border Prince, and MajorKill. Very awesome bud. I am so stoked when you release a video.

[@kirkkatana]

If you ever make a T-shirt it should say "blood and viscera" somewhere on it. It's a great catch phrase!

[@paulhuston9991]

Heavy gas mask fap noises for Friday, what do you mean Friday is only a quarter billion dead engineers? Where is my grenade launcher? Let's add a few thousand more!

[@ibomidablehonky]

that might have taken the spot of the white scars as my favorite video especially the teaser at the end. I literally cheered

[@delperalfanjul]

Ah, Catachans. If any of them loses his BALLS during a fight he would probably laugh and say the enemy could use some, for he has plenty. Excellent story, I really liked it and I'm excited for the upcoming next. Happy gas mask noises!

[@daviddunn4922]

Just sat down and see this notification. Highlight of my Monday.

[@baldermort]

David Dunn thanks brother Dunn. Hope you enjoyed it. :).

[@daviddunn4922]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer loved it. Shame I can’t just sleep through until Friday. Cannot wait !!

[@darklordjsmith]

The ork's don't stand a chance against the two most badass regiments in the Imperium

[@baldermort]

darklordjsmith we’ll see. Campaign time. :).

[@chrispan4126]

Your channel is absolutely AMAZING good sir !!! Thank you for the supreme narratives and lore information.

[@hansii8487]

You sir, are a tease. Friday cant come soon enough!

[@jackiler1]

We need a 40K Predator parody with jungle fighters and a Lictor stalking them.

[@baldermort]

jackiler1 now THAT would be cool. :).

[@jehovasabettor9080]

Best we can is that trailer for Total War Warhammer expansion with lizardmen and the ratling gun.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

We did an Only War (40k D&D basically) campaign like this once. The whole party against 1 DM controlled Lictor from the deathwatch rulebook, it was a blast. We also did one like "The Thing" where they had to figure out who the secret genestealer hiding amongst them is. Half the party almost killed eachother like twice lol.

[@ZiGGi03]

Bravo my friend ! Excellent work as always ! Looking forward to the next !

[@aradicaldude]

Baldermort makes Imperial Guard sound like wicked badasses, despite the odds. The Emperor would be proud.

[@emperorschampion8471]

THE DEATH CORPS!!!!!! Yes I have wanted this video for so long yes I’m just another krieg fan boy but you shall truly do them justice with a stunning voice and dramatic video flare of a professional quality that has become a standout on KZbin and I’m grinning from ear to ear for this one the most grim dark of the grim dark

[@happyhammer1]

I was going to mow my lawn, but after watching this I ripped my shirt off and set up traps in my yard.

[@joachimkusk8140]

Lord Baldermort your storys Are fantastic! And you voice was made for story telling, the more ones ears feast on your storys the better ones Day gets

[@SigRho1429]

Little did you know while recording this that Sly Marbo was watching you, ready to punish any mistake with grim efficiency.

[@baldermort]

SigRho1429 he always is. :). Him and Orkimedes. Sigh. :(.

[@lukalovric2463]

Nice to hear that Archduke can finally get some sleep.