Catherine Tate Show - Disgusted Couple -3- Tempura

Janice and Ray are shocked and unimpressed with Tempura

[@andy3949]

"Chinese basically" - Best quote from Ray EVER!

[@andrewjohnston2850]

you will never beat "i cant be a racist my great grandfather was a midget"

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

No, not really...

[@paulhughed2980]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 do yourself a favour and take a joke you weirdo

[@Millie-fs5ew]

So accurate 😂 As a northerner, I can confirm this is how couples tell stories

[@lesley9989]

My favourite couple

[@lesley9989]

It really is. My mum and dad could have said this

[@MegaStig25]

Not even pints

[@matthewmaguire71]

Fooooooooood from Thaiiiiiland 😂

[@coreycox2345]

Missionary position, Celia Sweeney? Paridoxically living a life of choice? Whatever.!

[@Amysbiblereads]

Wish they'd bring this show back!

[@kissey5]

Political correctness brigade would not allow this anymore

[@milesjolly6173]

john smith the dirty, stupid, crybaby, cowardly, politically correct BASTARDS

[@lesley9989]

I'd love this couple to do a full programme

[@lesley9989]

@@milesjolly6173 ha ha 🤣

[@lesley9989]

@@kissey5 the irony is that it's taking the mickey out of Northerners and not the people they are talking about.

[@martm216]

The dirty bastards! The guy who plays Ray gets it spot-on. Catherine Tate's observation of personality types is brilliant.

[@mickyfitzharris3455]

she does georgie the office worker spot on.

[@mickyfitzharris3455]

she does georgie the office worker spot on.

[@martm216]

I agree. They had another guy later who wasn't so good.

[@martm216]

OMG! I just agreed with my own comment! Help!!

[@rightachamusic874]

Martin Mitchell What's the chances of that. Hilarious

[@obaidjilani8734]

"This is in Leeds!"

[@MDORLE]

I love this couple! So funny. Who is watching this in 2019?

[@anneperry9014]

Watch roy and Renee on fast show or Caroline ahearne show, hilarious too!!

[@user-kx7kc7iv4g]

Ｍｅ

[@donnaaston1795]

2020

[@TimesRyan]

October 2022

[@anotherme4416]

2023. I couldn't forget it after watching it years ago.

[@ScottRichards10]

"Dirteh evil robbin' bastards!"

[@lesblack8996]

The punchline still makes me chuckle all these years later.

[@markalexander3659]

"They were all from Thailand" "Chinese, basically" LMAO

[@matthewmaguire71]

Nearly choked at that 😂 couldnt get away with that line these days

[@sontayatoemsook1266]

Actually its true Thais are originally from China

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@matthewmaguire71 Yes, they couldn't, and it's not about PC but about respect for the nation oppressed by Chinese forever.

[@paulhughed2980]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849… Well, the bullshit the Chinese did nothing to Thailand

[@faithfulchristian9171]

From Thailand--- Chinese basically.

[@LENUS2]

Absolutely amazing sketch, I love the couple,. Catherine is very talented, but must admit i like Rays' role playing here more )) its so realistic, hes surprized gesture at 1:48 is PRICELESSSSS!!

[@Thanasis_Koligliatis]

1:48

[@Mazzag1976]

And this is in Leeds!

[@bradwakey90]

"Chinese basically" :-D

[@luccadennehy1329]

Unbelievable...you wont believe it...😂

[@michaelharrison3602]

Food from THAILAND this was in Leeds

[@ron27601]

Catherine Tate is a genius at comedy. Love this..

[@madametrafficjam8347]

These two are so perfect for each other.

[@Mazzag1976]

I could watch this a million times and still laugh :0)

[@GeoffreyIves]

We need a Janice and Ray movie, or show, or something to give us more Janice and Ray. I like the way she says "Thai-land" and the way Ray says "Now who don't do no chips?"

[@smartiboo]

I wrote both (a movie and multiple episodes for a series) back in 2009. Contacted both of them via e-mail, and they didn't want to know. (They never read the script). Funny, coz I'm thinking of trying my luck again. It's a classic winning formula with endless topics to cover.

[@adsheff]

I can never see a plate of Tempura without thinking of these two and thinking to myself "Little blob of jam like that, but spicy"

[@kriszvarga007]

the best bit is without question when he goes....(to the spicy jam) 'oooohh listen to this' he is so angry, almost jumps up! brilliant!

[@pippipster6767]

Battered veg Battered veg Veg battered

[@grassytramtracks]

With spicy jam.

[@zingw]

Dirty evil robbing bastards 😂 I discovered Catherine Tate recently and I can't stop watching her videos

[@lilithwesainen9082]

Have you seen the ones she did with David Tennant?!😂😂

[@GeorgiNM]

Food ... _from Thailand_ !

[@ATLbench]

Never gets old! Classic! qualityyyyy!

[@abbamanic]

She keeps trying not to laugh at the spicy jam bit. Love it!

[@boskee]

First time I've seen Catherine almost losing it.

[@callesierra]

The Yorkshire couple are absolutely hilarious,hilarious.

[@woundedhealer999]

She does the accent so well ahahah

[@sevenstar8884]

They’re amazing I love Catherine so much hope she come back

[@daysendfilms]

Battered veg and spicy jam...

[@JamesJimmaHarding]

Lol at the subtitles. "Food from Tai Lung"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@32446]

I live in Leeds. I’m outraged that you can’t get chips in the Thai restaurant! What is the world coming to? 😂

[@sussybaka7532]

My favourite catherine Tate skits are these, but my favourite line is spicyyy jam

[@itsjaybee90]

"Little blob of jam, JAM, like that....but spicey."

[@honeyday1914]

“I’m only flesh and blood”. 😂😂😂

[@yellowdog4473]

LIL BLOB OF JAM, JAM LIKE THAT! but spicy.....

[@gerrymurphy3671]

Fab

[@stephaniecarr6984]

LOVE this couple! Brilliant! lol!

[@Tennisrox0017]

They are so funny

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

LOL "Spicy jam"! Sweet chilli sauce! {:o:O:}

[@Lee81uk]

From Thailand…. Chinese basically 😂🙈

[@shansiddi4085]

From Sheffield this is how exactly middle age couples talks😅😂 love it

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Not ''middle=age couple'' in general but specific category/class...

[@themossinator]

"Chinese basically" lol

[@kmag7122]

brilliant funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimp4170]

Battered veg? How very DARE they!

[@stevennicholas4160]

This was her best sketch.

[@richardparker7157]

Don't ask!

[@aliceisafan]

This reminds me of Peter and Judith in Come Fly With Me :)

[@johnanthonycafe2993]

This tempura episode nails the format. Another classic is the gazpacho episode.

[@bluegtturbo]

My heart goes out to this couple. All they wanted was a decent pub lunch, and they're confronted with this foreign muck. I'd feel the same way - highway effin robbery for vegetables in batter, and not even a side plate of chips involved. I hope they gave them a piece of their mind on all the pub food online reviews too! Anyone know which documentary this clip is from?

[@alicemi4155]

“This foreign muck” probably tasted better than what they had eaten for years.

[@xr6lad]

@@alicemi4155 ummm nah. Being foreign doesn’t mean it’s done wel or tastes good. I’ve had many a crp Asian meal in my years. Food is good or bad: period. The country it comes from is irrelevant and in fact the use of spices to hide bad food is well known.

[@Miggy19779]

​@@xr6lad Sure, that's why we have world famous British cuisine. 😂😂😂😂 can't make this shit up. Brexshit at its best !!!

[@feargal2433]

, 😅😂🤣

[@Avid_Fan]

Foreign slop. We voted BREXIT, get over it. ​@@alicemi4155

[@stephendines1936]

Tempura Batter is made with Iced fizzy water , it's quite nice really.

[@mikeonfreeserve2926]

Don't tell us Steve........tell them 😰

[@crypticpeas]

Listen to this...

[@unemployablegraduate]

Members of my extended family are actually like this.

[@andyt8216]

Love the East Riding accent she does. Spot on!

[@tomspence8506]

She sure does Andy. I'm from Hull and this accent in very common in East Yorkshire.

[@andyt8216]

@@tomspence8506 it is. Originally Driff myself :)

[@tomspence8506]

@@andyt8216 I'm guessing you mean you're from Driffield. Although accents in Yorkshire are different depending where you're from Hull, Beverley, Sheffield, Driffield, York or Barnsley, we don't all sound like "EH UP I'M FROM YORKSHIRE!"

[@andyt8216]

@@tomspence8506 Absolutely. Bit my part of Yorkshire but even Barnsley sounds different to Sheffield I believe and of course at the north of North Yorkshire it sounds “Geordieesque”!

[@tomspence8506]

​@@andyt8216I'm guessing it's because North Yorkshire is close to the border with counties such as Durham and Sunderland which make up the area of Northumbria.

[@shmuli9]

What was it called? Oh yes, tempYOORuh.

[@DIFFIEH]

What were it called*

[@thai3169]

watched dozens of times, still funny

[@jakedee4117]

I'm with Janice and Ray on this one, they can't do fish n chips but they can do battered veg with spicy jam ? Those evil dirty robbin' bastards !

[@onions2569]

Must be proud.

[@xr6lad]

I’d be disappointed s as well. Bit like going into something called ‘Taste of Bombay’ and they only did French cordon bleu. If I wanted ‘Coq au Delhi’ I’d go to Paris.

[@willrichardson5931]

She’s better at accents than Meryl Streep, that Catherine Tate 😂

[@igeordielaw]

Jam... but spicy 😂😂 x

[@martm216]

I had an aunt and uncle who weren't a million miles from these two.

[@richardparker7157]

Lottle blob of jam. But spicy!! The dirty bastards!

[@chambersstevens3135]

I am new to Catherine Tate. She is a comic genius.

[@sylviagarratt7456]

Two plates of batted veg... blob of spicy jam like that O... two larger shandies Half Eleven pound forty Not even pints... Eleven pound forty... for battered veg THE DIRTY, EVIL, ROBBIN' BASTARDS

[@henryworthington8261]

Have felt the same actually.

[@marqueviergen]

Spice' jaam!

[@Nickleus-Artist]

here's the uk's REAL national treasures =)

[@lesley9989]

'I'm only flesh and blood'

[@iCoCoBombs]

I wanna meet a couple like this in real life xD

[@username-xf9sb]

Come to Yorkshire lol

[@Avid_Fan]

We have them in east Lancashire as well.

[@markfox7764]

And then he went off and wrote 'Benidorm' The Dirty Bastard!

[@yolo22]

"dirty bastards" lol

[@SimplySheilaB]

He’s the creator of Benidorm 😂❤❤❤

[@principeturandot4593]

This was the highlight of the show for me. The shit they say always cracks me up! 😆😅🤣I need more of this comedy in my life. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟❤️

[@daysendfilms]

I do wish catherine would resurrect this couple.

[@BeckiJonesHateClub]

No because as a northener this is how they actually tell stories to me 😂

[@shansiddi4085]

Not the customers 😂

[@JackT13]

My aunt and uncle do this exact same thing when recounting a story

[@Tsumami__]

Tempura is so damn good though

[@ATomira]

they were bovered, basically

[@grassytramtracks]

Nous sommes boveured

[@annasid9025]

Sooo realistic!!!👍👍👍👍👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@kevteop]

She's really struggling not to corpse at one point. This is one of my favourite ever comedy sketches, up there with the best of Smack The Pony. "Chinese, basically" 😂

[@newtexan1]

“Battered veg”😂😂😂

[@billjewitt-gz3mm]

Show this in middle America and it would be considered a documentary

[@harveylimpopo3042]

Janice and Ray are actually quite adventurous. They'll try anything.

[@harveylimpopo3042]

Even if the y do end up thinking its shit.

[@Avid_Fan]

​@@harveylimpopo3042they won't know that until they try it though, will they.

[@harveylimpopo3042]

@@Avid_Fan I'd love to see how far the disgusting shit they receive gets to their mouths. How many times they put it on the fork and lift it to their mouths. The faces they pull.... if and how many times they gip....

[@maggiejackson2160]

These two definitely voted for Brexit, and now 11£40 for tempura veg and half a pint would be a steal.

[@rob1979]

£11.40, the dirty evil robbing bastard's.

[@limeykl]

Yep. From the north and they hit the nail on the head:)

[@sitcorocket]

Only just seen this...very very funny being a northern chap 😂😂

[@HojoOSanagi]

@Xantion Actually it was brought over from Europe by the Portuguese.

[@nixoswww]

UKIP candidates in the making.

[@firstname9527]

What a fantastic way of describing Labour and their effect on the English public! I'll be sure to use it in the future.

[@FuckdasketsHOPassass]

First Name shut up UKIPer you'll fuck our country up

[@Tsumami__]

+jon cullen people like you are cancer to the earth.

[@firstname9527]

You're gonna be scrambling to escape this island soon XD

[@FuckdasketsHOPassass]

First Name I think you got our positions mixed up, you and the rest of the inbred fools like you don't have the brain power to do shit

[@hughgrection5674]

I would’ve questioned the presence of tempura on a Thai menu before anything else 😂😂😂

[@pars52]

fantastic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TonyPstunts]

I die every time I watch this...... Those brits.... They can make even racism funny and quaint.

[@nomomomo5422]

My wife is Asian and my mom loves to shop with her together…. Now any man knows that ain’t right

[@poorthing]

Watching in 2023....❤❤❤

[@1hayes1]

idkw, but I find older guys like that so attractive. Especially if they wear pastel or colourful sweaters.

[@michaelmontagu3979]

Hope for me then😉

[@jeffmorse645]

Janice and Ray crack me up.

[@eugenievandijk2167]

'listen to this...'

[@entidadewolf]

You can barely get a bottle of water for £11.40 in London these days.

[@richardparker7157]

They were all from Thailand! Chinese, basically.

[@martm216]

We'd been to see her brother. Don't ask.

[@opentelemark]

Genius.

[@JymVer]

only flesh n blood 🤣

[@mattjames88]

😂😂😂😂 love it

[@harrietamidala1691]

Janice and Ray are so similar to the Dursleys.