Catholics VS Protestants is WILD! | ep 37 - History Hyenas

THIS IS A THROWBACK TO Episode 37, from October 2018!! Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are back for another episode where they start off questioning the simulation that is life. Chris is a little sick and Yannis is a cute kid because he grew out his beard!
Hyenas discuss Christianity : more specifically Protestants and Catholics. Protestantism was believed to begin in Germany in 1517 by Martin Luther. Catholicity began a long time ago, probably during the Council of Nicea in 325 AD creating the gospels which are cayoote.
Boys start to question the return of Jesus, and can Protestant Priest marry? Do you know?! Chris recalls his childhood in Catholic school learning the song “Were you there when they crucified my lord?” It’s a WILD song. Religion is WILD, humans are WILD, this is all a simulation so it DOESN’T MATTERRR!
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As a former muslim, please do Sunnis vs Shiahs is wild!

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If you read up post Mo era, it gets all Game of Thrones. Perfect material for the boys to cover.

[@pault9359]

I'm not Muslim and I'd like the topic

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you quit islam cuz of 9/11 right? #ladder14

[@akewlen2888]

Protestants vs Catholics has been wilder but the muslims have been catching up lately while the christians been slacking off.

[@djdisillusion]

This has to be in the top 10 best podcasts ever. Every episode is quality and hilarious

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Am Puerto Rican, had many ear infections as a kid, can confirm 😂😂😂

[@majoroso5735]

I miss zack, I miss the voice ques , I miss how wild they went! Still love them!

[@oiitzME1266]

Im new to the podcast, has it really change alot since it's conception?

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Wulfz lair, it was a little wilder with more voice dubs but it hasn’t changed much. They keep it cuuuuute

[@MisterEyy]

I miss robot Venetia.

[@Flippinpinoy09]

@39:50 The cacophony of the music and Yanis got me ded "Christopher DeStefano, can you come into my back room and get my robe" Bahaha

[@wzrd99]

One of the funniest fucking episodes of any podcast I’ve ever seen

[@jacobanderson2285]

Yannis: Makes a great point about how publicists control the truth Chris: Farts on it.

[@shawnmiguel]

Didn’t even realize how old this episode was till after it was done. Scary to think of how much weight Yannis’ rant carries even in today’s world

[@Rogerkonijntje]

also, how much weight yanni carries now ;)

[@whatsgoingonwhy9096]

heavy on the fumes, light on facts. yaaaaaaaas

[@abneraranivar346]

ITS JUST WHAT IT IS

[@PeaSoupHobo]

Started singing along after "when they nailed him to the tree" 🌲💅

[@djlansing2724]

*What's really wild is...* half of the Baptists, Methodists, & Lutherans I know do not realize that they're Protestants. ( I'm Italian & was raised Catholic at St Peters. I was a chatty kid...so don't worry, my booty hole is fine) I remember getting into an argument with a high school Chum back in the day because he told me that he wasn't a Protestant and yet he went to the local Methodist Church. I explained to him that all Christian religions are Protestant besides Eastern Orthodox and Catholic. He really didn't like it when I pointed out that all the Protestant religions are just a spin-off.. And he really didn't like it when I proceeded to show him the definition of protestant. It was definitely a worthless argument.. I haven't been to church in over a decade

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The lesbians being marines got me 🤣 my sister and her wife instantly bought a house in the hood, right down the road from where a dude attack like 20 people with a machete 🤣

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Best HH pod ever. Miss the boys

[@greggoryz10]

Dancing in my undies alone in the kitchen to the intro music, always prepared to get HH WILD!

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'Nailed him to the *tree* ' ? Like a lost dog ad? *Tree* ? Really? Mega LOLz!

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Are you 12?

[@stevenscafordi2367]

14:04 funniest HH clip in the world....CLIP IT

[@DarthwRath]

One of the best episodes for me because i grew up as a muslim from the Sunni sect. I've left religion though because it's all mental. But I am still fascinated by it. Especially other religions and beliefs. This was a great way to refresh my memory on what Christianity is. It's education with lots of entertainment. Why the hell did they stop making this podcast. It's so raw and funny. Get back together ffs you to ff or I'll start coming to see yous in a different way.

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Never seen someone who needs a beard so badly. Cuuuuuuuuuute

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Netflix Midnight Mass, Ep. 3 brought me back here. 😆

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Yes baby!

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Cutiessss I’m so confused, what is the posting schedule now? What day do we get new videos? And what about WEPA?? They spoke about a break right? I’m confused af hahaha

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Hey. They’re Wild

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It what it is!

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These are all reuploads

[@josiahsingh1989]

WEPA is every wednesday

[@Jryan95]

Actually, the bugs already had their turn before the dinosaurs! Look up the Pre-Cambrian Era. Huge ass bugs because of the excess oxygen in Earth's atmosphere.

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Bugs are cute but that sounds brutes

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There should be a podcast competition for longest intro. History Hyenas vs Tinfoil Hat.

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We go deep homie!

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You better throw YMH in the mix

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Tinfoil Hat intro is still a banger to this day lol

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Ronin Al yup, it has the best bass of any pod.

[@BigShaneGillis]

This is the best intro in the game cuz.

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Shout out Binghamton

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Vampires are wild. Make it happen fellas

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But great ep as usual

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Wild!

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do Paul revere was wild!

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They are literally the coolest and kindest Christians out there.

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That boorish locker room behaviour in Williamsburg? Yup I know: *Orthojocks*

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You mean hyper bro science dorks?

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How old are these?

[@lizl2432]

I always thought catechism was like pre-k for Catholic's, i went to one as a toddler.

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Easy listening soundtrack.

[@Shadow-bw8qf]

PJP II was my high-school here in Florida and make no mistake that school was fucked UP! My 67 year old gym coach banged out the sister of my Senior retreat brother but I stopped believing in White Jesus long before lol and the Pope is Jesus' self proclaimed publicist but he does shun racism which is good and Can i help you guys with your audio samples please, every time Ahkbar and the bomb drops its so distorted, it needs to Eq'd and as a music engineer, I wanna hear yall have a good poddy

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Why can’t we be more like Jesus

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IT IS WHAT IT IS!

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ok guys fuck the throwbacks we need recents.

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shouts out to binghamton cuz

[@eisenwerks6388]

it would be funny if the boys sprinkled a few new episodes within the rereleased old episodes. Same resolution, audio, video format and even deepfake isis. make it seem yannin predicts covid in 2018, maybe even do a little campaign ad at the end using the isis deepfake. chrissy d mayor of bay ridge. campaign slogan is just a vague "get 'em out!"

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39:48 this song feels like it would have been popular in nazi Germany....

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Hey I’m Pope Chrissy I just want you guys to know it’s 2020 now and I’m not 100% straight. Now open your bibles

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If you all like this kind of humor...but also believe in a spiritual warfare. Check out Jay Dyer.

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Woah, you guys swapped BMI standards.

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Whoa pump the breaks, the bread thing is not true - Protestants believe that the bread is the body as well my cute friend ;-) We believe it's more symbolic and don't need a holy man to bless it, but at the time and place it holds the same purpose

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What is that they say in asian? Anybody?

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1:02:35

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YANNIS FOR PRESIDENT!!

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Please someone tell me that Krissy didn't actually vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

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IT IS, WHAT IT IS

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You forget sometimes that Yannis is basically Arab

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@@yankeepirate6039 Pretty sure he just sold me a buttered roll and a pack of Marlboro lights

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​@@zachsimon9475did it come with perfumed oil?

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Wrong team

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Chrissy Christian

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0% of lies were told, the wheels of history are greased with blood

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Trump for King of America 2020

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In Rome even mentioning a King would get you quartered.

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There’s something about a HH upload that just makes my little green army man stand at TEN HUT

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Ben, you’re screwed in.

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Ben make no mistake if you keep making funny comments like that I’m gonna SIT ON YOUR LAP

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Vincent Dwyer it’s just what it is

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It shouldn't be green bro

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Make no mistake, I thought it said army men and I had quite a few questions about how many ropes you got to tug cuzzy wuzzy.

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Got an hour long drive home, you best believe I'm giving my ears the pleasure of steel pipe chrissy and yannis "sometimes looks like Erik Griffin" pappas

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Make no mistake it's the best way to pass the time cuz.

[@DNYGdj]

Its yanna's turkish side that resembles griff

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THESE BABES ARE SCREWED IN!!!!!! THE SITUATION IS A SIMULATION, REALITY IS A SUGGESTION LETS GET WILD!

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Aye Babesicles!

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Wei Zhong Xian!

[@JA-ur8cx]

Mary and the immaculate conception: Mary was born without original sin!! It has nothing to do with her virginity.

[@rahmin6130]

Black catholic from the caribbean. we sang that "Were you there" too. The real weird ritual is the blessing (aka "transubutation") of the bread and wine.

[@almightyfoe]

White atheist from the south. That's all..

[@DarthwRath]

​@@almightyfoebrown atheist in a country that shall not be named for my safety. It's ex Muslim problems, it is what it is.

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Im a simple cutes. i see an upload notification and i stop everything im doing .

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Cuteeeeeeeeeee

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YES! Bring back the good ol' days when you don't have to beep out the F WORD!

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very smart dooods

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funniest podcast out right now

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Dad’s Italy moms Irish

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shoutout SUNY Binghamton

[@monkeyearcheese420]

Why do I remember this seed growth thing.

[@Wolfspiritzero]

Proverbs 22:6 "Train up a child in the Lord so when he has grown he will still be scare shit-less by the brutes magrutes stuff in Christianity " Amen.

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What the hell is jotcast?

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Cuties on their way to being bruties again??!!

[@rebekah4252]

First time caller and im so shook 😂

[@lizbec1085]

I’m am still confused about this issue growing up Protestant and then sent to Catholic school, which was the compromise my parents made and I’m still confused why Protestants and Catholics fight so much, so thank you for tackling this complicated topic, Cuzzies!

[@maryhoward2491]

I'm Irish it's a touchy subject to be honest. Not so much in the South where I'm from but up in Northern Ireland it's very a delicate subject and always will be unfortunately.

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Looking Gooooood Boooysss

[@jefflabbecomedy]

So no Christian knows how they'll recognize the second coming? That's awesome 😎 Side note: words like Imam, Monk, and Nun sound like cave man speak. Just an observation.

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Facts!!!

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For the more local parish version feel of the "were you there" song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZTCha17dq-Bhq8

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What house has the better songs and Alistair beggs preacher

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Definitely a lot less kid ducking in Protestantism

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Make no mistake

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HYENAS FOR LIFE

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How to spell when shun chain?

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Wei Zhongxian

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He wasn't nailed to "a tree"!! Haha

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All trees are wood but not all wood are trees?

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Bois get into the Irish revolution and the ira, the proddys never stood a chance ,let’s go ireland!!!!!!!

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Hahaha what bs are u spouting, we're still here and proud F.G.A.U..... all the gutless terrorists done was blow up innocent civilians. No surrender! Quis separabit?

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Blowing up women and children, such hard men you are.