Cats mating. Cat "revives" and mates his girlfriend.

the title is a reference to the famous "cat tries to revive dead friend" video. Note the cat's actions at 0:45
Muffy meets Emil. Emil mates Muffy.

[@Envyist]

Cats mating: Twelve million people: *I n t e r e s t I n g*

[@austin-mz9xo]

Exactly

[@chedd4518]

Lol

[@dallisharris5908]

THEKNOWLEGEGIVER what the hell

[@darefeline1771]

@@necrokat LOL

[@richardelias9695]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣We interested!

[@m1lkl1zard24]

1:17 " hold on.. I forgot to lick it before I stick it"

[@YTCloudySkies]

Lol

[@leave6236]

Omg,lmao bruhh

[@xx_shxwtycon]

Chill, he’s lubing it up smh

[@leave6236]

@@xx_shxwtycon oh god

[@sarahcheenibass7707]

😂

[@milkhoneyy4131]

This is what cats be looking up when their owners ain’t home 😂

[@user-hg9bc9sn1d]

It's like when I be alone with my cousin ! 🤣🤣

[@user-hg9bc9sn1d]

@Diamond Dawn fuck off..Ugly !

[@Malyt538]

@@user-hg9bc9sn1d ...

[@user-hg9bc9sn1d]

@@Malyt538 fuck you

[@radzz2226]

owigeld flammann sweet home Alabama -

[@withinyouwithutyu1324]

"You wearing a condom, right?" "Nah, you on birth control girl." "GTF- MROOOOOW- OFF ME"

[@enderboyvaldez4835]

No its saying oh yeah not get off me

[@bigspermy6282]

2:11 my girl when I put it in her

[@haildapail3148]

ender boy Valdez No, pretty sure that was a noise of pain. Mating is generally painful for the female.

[@Blurr1d0.]

Big Spermy bet u dont have one lmfao

[@LucielEllis]

Big Spermy I don’t think that’s good

[@onlyherbal1419]

0:40 she knows how to seduce a man

[@kaidan8_]

2:30

[@beezee6098]

She knows how to get them, and how to quickly dispose them. Gangster kitty 😽

[@dababyconvertible967]

🥵

[@joonv7915]

👁️🤣

[@supahflames]

2:29 When a bee flies at your head

[@astogeno6498]

XD

[@xxmiiiyo]

you just made my day

[@HelloKitty-gg1xj]

lol xdddd

[@pupappuccino410]

People be like "AHHHHHHHHHH! A BEE!!"

[@tim3less._tae486]

I found this in my history after I let my cat use my phone

[@furbypoop9825]

How did they get here tho?

[@briceidagomez8755]

LMAOOOO

[@riyasingh681]

LMFAO

[@chitravenkataraman2476]

Cat watching porn lol

[@tim3less._tae486]

@@furbypoop9825 Nobody knows

[@kyrietrashchokinglirving7255]

He bites you around the neck its like hairpulling in real life

[@shishona6606]

hot

[@shishona6606]

@@lovyrei lol

[@sagittariussubliminals9146]

He does that so the female don't run away

[@namrakhan4269]

@@sagittariussubliminals9146 and to relax em more. Even vets do that

[@ahmedsalamaali4137]

True

[@marietolentino605]

2:12 me screaming when mom turns off the WiFi

[@user-cv6lw3go2x]

*I H A V E M O B I L E D A T A H A H A H A*

[@jaymanj600]

Facts 😂

[@user-0001.]

💀

[@eji4289]

Wtf when Ur mom tells to turn off WiFi u mate with her???

[@ogfkh1979]

@@eji4289 tf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🤣🤣

[@boosiaandme3337]

The girl went crazy at the end. " oh my gosh I did it! I'm gonna have kittens"

[@coolgirlblaire]

Lol

[@playerofappsnope5106]

No mames

[@janinacicenene3859]

No guys not to be the one but She was rolling araund from discomfort

[@adoblo735]

No She's basically getting rid of his smell so she could fuck with other males

[@adoblo735]

@@janinacicenene3859 nope

[@geterrahmoss1096]

He put it so deep she forgot how to walk😂😂

[@UrLoverGirl03]

It hurt the girl cat

[@christiecarter5252]

@@UrLoverGirl03 cat penises have thorns or tiny sharp hairs that's scraping the girl cat insides

[@tauki_s]

Christie Carter no...

[@tauki_s]

Christie Carter its an orgasm

[@Blurr1d0.]

Death no, it pains for the female cat, dumbarse. humans are too stupid to learn about animal sex

[@lesbiarchaeopteryx7453]

The female was just like "thay see meh Rollin ,day hatin "

[@quandaledingle5187]

Error 359 ur not funny

[@LillBunnix]

Blah blah then they try a catch me RIDIN DIRTY get it? No ok....

[@christinedavis1437]

😂😂

[@kolor8013]

@@quandaledingle5187 ur not beautiful

why am I watching this...

[@shakke52]

Kill me...

[@TrIsHBedOk]

shakke52 me too..

[@boobio1]

Because it makes you horny.

[@iameatingpizzachoosingthis5422]

Cuz your a perv. _Just like the rest of us..._

[@l1nk456]

AG Arts cause your a dumb shit XD

[@let716]

Welp, time to clear my history! edit 2020: lmao i forgot i commented this in 2017, thanks for the comments 😂😂

[@anidioticinvaderzimfan7574]

Lol true

[@fleshsock8-]

I always clear my history when watch something not important like news and rumor so ...........I clear my history everytime

[@away-ce08]

A Living Potato so true ha

[@arkhamherps8624]

@Michael Korotko go to library and there's a top thing push the three dots and then push delete

[@muradbag5656]

A Living Potato ईन। यत

[@kingdefault4427]

2:21 this cat be sounding like a race car

[@leave6236]

LmFAO,yaa

[@masterreece1098]

X ĎDDDR

[@chandrika8216]

LMAO true 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@mceesay0826]

KeKAKQKkkqkakakakaAKAKAK LOL

[@ahmedaini5076]

@@chandrika8216 😍😚👙👠

[@Kutakakooloo]

Orange cat: *puts it in* Orange/black cat: *WRONG HOLE AGAIN!!!*

[@mikklaanderson6533]

lmao

[@ReyMLeon]

There a second 1

[@zoopti2609]

Hole*

[@kedamono8616]

@NuggetInA_Bucket it actually doesn't hurt, it's just a rush of hormones

[@kedamono8616]

@NuggetInA_Bucket it's just like the barbs on grass, but It helps to not slip out it doesn't hurt. Like Velcro.

[@stephenjones6472]

She wants to cuddle afterwards......and he's like......"No.....I'm good!"

[@latayshjavanscott2679]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@anonymous-cd4cc]

😂

[@ankitasaha2000]

It's not right😢

[@animeshbhattacharya1523]

@@ankitasaha2000 😂😂 once it is done ... boys regret 🤣🤣

[@GGIINN69]

2:04 he really dug in there...

[@Blurr1d0.]

says the one with gacha in their name 😂 gtfo

[@not.for_her3226]

null he/she changed it

[@Blurr1d0.]

I love Tornadoes sorry i dont remember who i was referring to. my bad

[@not.for_her3226]

null I’m confused here too thought u were talking about the person u made the original comment I think u made the person u were talking about in ur comment cry and they changed it

[@Blurr1d0.]

I love Tornadoes yep probably 😂👌

[@neostylo4237]

1:16 “hold on i forgot to lube it”

[@octane1713]

Some quick info on cat mating since this stuff is kind of interesting to me 😂. Firstly, the neck grabbing by the male is to keep the female cat in place and from running away/attacking. Cats are more often than not strangers and mating, so the holding of the neck reminds those adult females of when they were kittens. Kittens know to stay still when they are being picked up. It lessens the chance of the male being attacked. The female screams are as many have said due to the pain they experience. Cat mating is very short because the male’s penis has penile spines that hurt the female as he is about to stop mating. It’s similar to a cats tongue but worse. Another fact, the biting doesn’t hurt the female at all. The spine like things on the male penis is used to trigger ovulation. Sometimes the females will turn to attack the males. They also tend to roll and thrash around as well as seem agitated. Look at me doing my research on cat mating lol.

[@Imaabacon]

Ik

[@janesgems7]

It's a cruel twist of nature and not the tom's fault; he seemed to be doing his best to arouse her and also for her to be willing....it's such as shame mating can be so uncomfortable for the queen....it's pretty obvious they have a lot of affection for each other, and that she was very willing.

[@davidkofieuncannydoge869]

So in other words cats have spikes for weens?

[@XxEmpty_EscapexX693]

​@@janesgems7 true. Sadly though the spikes are simply a part of their bodies. The best toms in this situation are the ones who are gentle and careful with their partner, and don't chase her down in the street or smth. So basically like the one shown here. He seemed to be very gentle with her up until the end which is when the spikes happen.

[@janesgems7]

@@XxEmpty_EscapexX693 You know...at the end of the day, we really don't know. do we, what it feels like for them?

[@kristinacavara5026]

I feel uncomfortable having this is my history lmao

[@pupappuccino410]

Same

[@brigitta._.tje.184]

Then delete it O.o

[@danielboone72]

Just don’t save it as, “Kitty porn”. 😁😁😁

[@IvanMrsicStudio]

Fourteen days into self-quarantine, and I'm watching KZbin videos of cats mating. 😂

[@CharlieLovesAveri]

Bruh

[@lenkamlynkova6368]

To je ďes lidi opravdovej žejo.

[@savpattinson1415]

IKR I came here just to comment this😩 I don’t want to watch this!

[@carlfieldhouse189]

I paused it

[@carlfieldhouse189]

I’ll wait for u in heaven 😇

[@jisunsijansojan1983]

Lol

[@sadcat2994]

2:11 my dude wasn’t ready

[@tauki_s]

Yelz nope she had an orgasm

[@seamen5385]

My cat heard the screaming (moaning??) and he came over and started freaking out

[@tendersin]

Its soo cute at the end: She wiggles all the way over to him "Wanna cuddle?"

[@chrismiller706]

Jasmine Chaulk kitty orgasm.

[@forscforsc2539]

Sure s she was hrny

[@kiwigacha5788]

Yeah

[@austinh.]

@@kiwigacha5788 she is replicating the moves of a snake from her past life

[@luvlyfrankd405]

@@austinh. BAHAHAHGAGGHA 😭🤚💀

[@lpsmuffinswilson8770]

She's screaming like bro be gental 😂😂

[@supersipra3782]

"bro" lmao!

[@sambowlina]

He did her so good she couldn’t even walk afterwards 😭

[@faridjafari6356]

She was just begging for more

[@ketty_the_haterxp6859]

Bro.

[@lolacat3992]

sus

[@manishgirase6130]

@@corruptedrain5738 what does that mean

[@corruptedrain5738]

@@manishgirase6130 It just means that they roll after mating, like you saw in the video. I hate when people try to make cats weirdly sexual with like human emotions and stuff???

[@supermegakote]

still better than 90% porn from Internet

[@rhynosr6siegecompilations209]

Haha wtf

[@francesjuanita1967]

Time for bed

[@thirstyanddrinking]

Lol but not for cats

[@3xtrathin674]

Lol wtf

[@korbencoates5443]

Can you recommend any good porn

[@xxn9nesxx]

2:29 Tripping on LSD and weed at the same time

[@menace1937]

Lmfao

[@angelicart.6]

Bro 💀

[@ihyymarr]

It's funny how he just pussed her off and started rolling all over the place

[@mintycookiedouglikesmypony6272]

Same, cat:MEW MEW MEOW me if imwas there:wtf why..... just why why ya rolling? Ya happy or somthin?

[@Acecombatrules59]

They roll to have the sperm travel more, making the chances of them getting pregnant even higher

[@ogpancakes1805]

@@Acecombatrules59 For Real?!

[@BiscuitsEater]

2:11 maria! the neighbors will heard us!

[@menace1937]

Lmfao

[@furbypoop9825]

Lol

[@sandornot]

2:30-2:52 when ur excited that ur not a virgin anymore

[@viridian8325]

True

[@sumithganapathy4362]

katy albright hehehe

[@ashleyfigueroa6321]

Hi

[@ashleyfigueroa6321]

Hahaha

[@x1crypted1x]

Thats called a sexual seizure

[@richarderos7054]

THIS IS THE END.....I WATCHING CAT MATING....MY GOD

[@jisunglee9556]

SAME UGHHH

[@astogeno6498]

Kill me

[@snubby49]

Te magyar vagy tes

[@SethWyd]

2:10 "WRONG HOLE!"

[@k.larsson1848]

*I'm afraid of what youtube recommends me*

[@jisunglee9556]

*same*

[@Blurr1d0.]

nah i searched up animal porn

[@horse_belly6250]

@@Blurr1d0. why

[@horse_belly6250]

Stupid KZbin recommendations

[@hearthing_dev]

At the end she's like "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING"

[@ang9l]

She is the most polite female cat ever :c "Owwie but I won't take it out on you"

[@isabellazapata4030]

2:22 how he started grunting I’m dead I- 😂😂

[@moniquemendez155]

He said put that arch in ya back dammit... he was prepping the uterus at first 😂lol

[@akm169mm]

Whoever calls this cruel and unfair needs to be checked. Mating is a beautiful thing in the world that all animals participate in. In a cats case, the male's penis is barbed which causes the female to ovulate after mating. The female rolls on her back over and over again naturally to make sure the sperm reaches the egg while she is ovulating. Yes, it causes the female a lot of pain obviously, but that doesn't make mating any less beautiful.

[@Rhall7191]

I feel sympathy for the female cat as I do a woman giving childbirth... sure its "beautiful" if you want to use that adjective but that doesnt make the pain any less cringe worthy and its frustrating to see nature and evolution develop such a unnecessary painful mechanic

[@kallipolis1486]

Its not beautiful its just mating!

[@MinaNightWolf]

Very smart female cat wanting to have kittens how adorable

[@raratow7945]

Wait so moaning is pain

[@demon794]

Ohhhh weird side of youtube I've missed you so.

[@izzy-ys1jv]

finally gets it in: AHHH GET IT OUT IT HURTS male cat: just a few more seconds bbg

[@RockerstarMonkey]

3:09 he didn't finish the job so she did it herself lel

[@talhayousuf4812]

Hahahaha

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

Lmao

[@Gatomaniac]

such a great video! the nature is so amazing, and to see their reactions is funny too. Love all the cats!

[@ffy0000]

she’s literally writhing in pain from the mating process

[@LenadTJ]

wait a sec...... I saw this guy in another video.

[@PurpleCupcake304]

Me too..

[@patanieves]

It's the one in the big scream one

[@teebug3719]

What a fuckboy

[@fairybreadarmy]

Same

[@emilystargirl9497]

Me tooo

[@pegasus_1018]

2:31 omg that female is so happy I can't- 😂

[@andyroid5028]

Afterward, she is writhing around on the floor & basically signalling to him she wants to cuddle/snuggle. Then, she gets real close to him & then he's like, "Eff this. I'm outta here."

[@patricksimpson4837]

Andy Roid no to let he sperm settle in

[@thediamondminecartlover2504]

She used to call me on my cell phone late night when she need my love

[@GingerCatGaming]

Epic floor dance!

[@pplz15]

When she screams it hurt twisty time

[@UrLoverGirl03]

Yeah but nobody know that and laugh😭

[@pink-gq9rs]

She was exactly enjoying it

[@darkanlovely4250]

This Male cat acts like my husband 😂😂 i cant eat without getting jam😂😂

[@corneilalott8493]

😭😭😭

[@youknowmyfirstlastname3206]

But he run other hole

[@theskinwalker]

0:59 hmm how are your organs doing today?

[@dumpling1987]

I'm just glad that humans don't have them barbed. Its natural for these animals.... don't hate... appreciate.... beautiful fluffy kittens are being conceived!!!

[@dejsiabxiong4973]

The female is like stop drop and roll

[@Emssd_]

Do it like a pro

[@azure9659]

I used this sound for my cat to think he did the .... with a cat doll

[@chespin_fan4441]

0:10 Orange Cat: *L E T M E S M E L L T H A T S W E E T A S S*

[@meowadoodle2010]

AWWWW Scottish Folds I love them!!!

[@nuggetmugget1376]

Y da hecc is she rolling!? : P

[@emalinu]

so the sperm can settle in

[@tauki_s]

Emalinu uwu nope its an orgasm

[@tauki_s]

She had an orgasm

[@saima5460]

when your summer break is right around the corner 2:42

[@bbrattzzz]

She's just like "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AHHHH HIS SALYVIA IS ON MEH!!!!!!!!!" XD

[@rttingat7049]

Hehe, 'weiner'

[@xxxrealizationxxx5987]

You play roblox. Don't ya?

[@shafiqbutt6979]

Wwxxx Thanks so much for all you did to me and I'll

[@jaylindanganronpa6422]

LOL XD

[@jaylindanganronpa6422]

@@rttingat7049 XDDDD

[@TheCreatorofGood]

It's very cute that she is completely overjoyed after the act. :)

[@itz_demii2850]

jejsjdjedjs

[@mercedespellicer6211]

Ella grita de dolor, cuanta ignorancia

[@zaharaazure73]

No she was in shock

[@treznopresto4878]

Dude, she's actually in pain. Someone else has explained this, the male cat penis has a something like a needle in order to well, y'know. Fun for the male cat, but it'll hurt the female one. That's why cat mating goes really quick

[@LEXLEXization]

1:09 Look at the way she is closing her eyes

[@ryleeknox3937]

For some reason this is adorable 🐈

[@MsWinecountry]

He is such a handsome and sweet boy too. I can tell they love each other. Take her the Vet if you haven't, and make sure she has no blockage to cause her such pain that her world is ending when he wants in the saddle. He is quite the gentleman too. Some girls are simply "screamers". Holy hell, even his eyes go to moons at the sound as he thought things were just getting better ... Marriage anyone?

[@youknoweverything7643]

This makes no sense at all saying take her to bet to check for blockage to make sure she doesn't have one that will cause her pain? Umm when cats mate and have sex it's always very deadly painful feeling for the female the male cats have thousands of barbed hooks on their penis that literally is ment to stimulate the uturis aka shred it open so sperm can get to egg faster the spikes are made of the same thing the cats claws are made out of and just as sharp as the cats claws as well so imagine a thousand plus cats claws inside of the female cat and the male cat thrusting it's going to be very painful for her and it's basically rape is how we precive it as but animals don't cuse they not smart enough to know what rape is

[@TheCheezeNuts]

cats mad cause he came too fast

[@okaruto5644]

2:12 when ur cat bites you really hard

[@Emssd_]

True

[@carrot9705]

2:33 when she realizes she not a virgin

[@xenon1801]

i watched my hamsters "mate" once... o_o

[@maemarbles3786]

Good luck with the baby hamsters! Make sure not to stress the mom out. Google how to take care of mother hamsters.

[@skyhigh7773]

How wasit?

[@-SCORIA-]

I'm Soo sorry

[@rogerrinehart4759]

You've seen some stuff huh '-'

[@wolfgirlcatlover661]

Pervert!

[@lilythemoon6769]

Cats yell when thay get in becuase a cats thing is barbed and it hurts the female cat vingina duh!

[@Hobbyguy03]

I love a VINGINA!!! LMAO

[@ctlnaaia71]

VINGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahah, oh goodness, VINGINA!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Hobbyguy03]

ctlnaaia71 YAAAAAAAAAS!!! LOL

[@goldoversilver1]

Ows, my vingina! XD

[@xXrockyiszhereXx]

Damn my vingina hurts!!!! xD

[@anceoz7415]

2:29 they see me rollin, they hatin

[@Emssd_]

HHAAHHA

[@justari3884]

Yes someone who watches miraculous ladybug!

[@sweetscorpio4037]

@@justari3884 they see me cat walking, they hatin🥴

[@SasukeUchiha-ti9xq]

this is why i dont let my cat use my phone anymore

[@RavenSkaari]

lol she was sayin' "uh uh! you don't get none til i get a massage this time!"

[@spindocks]

Domination at its finest

[@poppidisappeared_]

1:12 Cats death stare at camera 2:33 Cat: AAAAAA IM PREGNANT

[@abeeler2]

I had a bog that gave birth and died the same day:(

[@user-id5jm2mj2e]

now i know what my cats doing when she rolls around like a spastic 🤣🤣🤣

[@roblox-haleyispepe9484]

2:10 My alarm clock

[@Emssd_]

Truee

[@alecmorris7979]

Muffy: Meow! Get off me! Emil: Girl, this was your idea!

[@nwsquad770]

lol I love when the cat roles on the floor

[@kayliepitts1267]

Why is she so crazy at the end😂😂 also why am I even watching this lmao😂😂😂

[@redpillragex4625]

So there is a new type of entertainment on KZbin Cat porn

[@Mortiorchist]

First time I've seen a female cat not try to beat the crap out of the male after he's done. They must really like each other.

[@thecaseofgames7464]

2:21 uuuuuuuuu The cat says

[@Asia-sk8lc]

Me: What does the cutest rollie pollie mean? Pussycat: It means it was some good dack!

[@evelynsim4733]

Wait. So I've been wondering. *How do cats know how to mate? Not all of them have seen there parents having another go..*

[@jalalkphilosophy]

Bioenergetics. The genes carry one's ancestor's skills, memories and experiences and so it is imbedded inside the cat's DNA

[@VigilanteVegan]

So you know how to mate by watching your parents? Um...

[@hahawhatsup7467]

Evelyn Sim4 it’s called the instinct that makes them do it

[@eikukaan377]

Billions of years of evolution probably

[@Ezer2000]

Instincts.

[@elainebremmer918]

Yes just like a man

[@dickkimmel2185]

Sure looks like no one was satisfied.

[@VictoriaSuncat]

Dick Kimmel You're absolutely right, it's just a reproduction

[@thedragontamer1612]

to try and get the smell from the other cat of because they dont like it all cats do it

[@assassin2015]

TheDucciano mo..m

[@kdbfkfbldfk8100]

ŕ55t

[@biscuitz777]

2:11 when you realize it's monday and it's test week

[@kiewolfie5678]

2:30 im a worm

[@whoscath333]

The female cat is so pretty 💕

[@wiseguy240Winston]

Why can't the Male cat be pretty too huh? 🙃

[@zanezenfrion4190]

"Do a barrel roll"

[@sarahsmusicalselections9845]

Dear Gods of KZbin, how have I gotten here?

[@catsland123]

cat mating with new style😋🤩👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmiXdKqrnrelrs0

[@sdfvsdf_1435]

Why the cat rolled over after mating

[@abbey2313]

It got hurt

[@sdfvsdf_1435]

Maybe

[@davidkittycat8862]

I was so surprised when the cat starts rolling on the ground

[@WavyNigward]

Girl: Help, I need to be revived! Me: Say no more.

[@asyiah8862]

Aw so cute 😍 🐈🐈

[@estherdelange7935]

He was standing on her like : Yup ThaTs ThE pLaCe

[@reaganbutler1577]

Those cats are absolutely beautiful. I hope you have a beautiful litter. 😀

[@Szyladabrat]

2:12 she was moaning lmaooo

[@miss_toe_sucker4287]

bruh we know

[@moth211]

Thumbnail:legs goin through dem THIIIGHHHSSS

[@floridaspotter]

1:18 he really did go back to lick the 🐱 and i mean literally 😳