Can this become a regular thing Andre? You explaining crazy movies.
@BlackNerdComedy4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it can.
@kaystarlo4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackNerdComedy Yesssssss!!!!
@kaystarlo4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackNerdComedy what about some throwbacks that have pending remakes like Dune
@kevjohn20064 жыл бұрын
NO!!! I didn't know if I was too drunk or not drunk enough. I had to watch this twice and I still couldn't make it thru! I tapped out the second time at pirate cats. PIRATE CATS??? what am I hearing?
@BJ64Th3M0v13f4n4 жыл бұрын
He already did it with The Mummy, Sausage Party and Jem And The Holograms so yeah we should be expecting this more often. Why not? It’s a good idea.
@crymer90514 жыл бұрын
literally nothing in this video was an exaggeration
@quantusmechanicus59214 жыл бұрын
Yes. Absolutely nothing was exaggerated. If I had any motivation I would make a video about Cats.
@jessiesargent72124 жыл бұрын
Aside from the part about heads floating. I already knew the story so that actually wouldn't have bothered me if it happened, I mean there's literally a cat named ex machina, I mean Mr. Mistoffeles, the magical cat, but I actually was looking for the floating head after watching this video and was kind of disappointed.
@taylorjoy16154 жыл бұрын
No one thing. It’s all sooooo accurate.
@insanityspeaks744 жыл бұрын
@@jessiesargent7212 they updated the special effects after the movie came out. It's very possible that this was about the unupdated version
@itsbrittnybeech27574 жыл бұрын
Are you .. shi***n me 🤦🏾♀️😭😭🏃🏾♀️ i gotta watch this acid trip 😩🤯💊
@juicytitan55014 жыл бұрын
This video isn't about cats this is about a man's descent into madness
@62crazylegs4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sleepyxhollow4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. 😂
@notoyaarthur19904 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂. Dude that's a fact. I just came from it and I was falling asleep at some points and at others i was like "wtf am i watching"
@orvilleredenpiller3384 жыл бұрын
So... typical Andre video?
@juicytitan55014 жыл бұрын
@@orvilleredenpiller338 basically
@grittygrilledcheese38694 жыл бұрын
“They’re like the rockettes” He was talking about Cockroaches *YOU JUST MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO CALL THEM THEM ROACHETTES*
@michaelb95374 жыл бұрын
She tells the cockroaches "don't be cocky"
@singenstattatmen50964 жыл бұрын
Or even the "Cockettes"
@hyperion31454 жыл бұрын
SingenStatt Atmen Cocklings
@kelometer35034 жыл бұрын
This movie sounds like the worst acid trip ever
@turtle21064 жыл бұрын
Kelo Meter it is
@karlo51574 жыл бұрын
Haha or the best? 🤔
@kattastic99994 жыл бұрын
One journalist actually took psychedelic shrooms before watching this movie. He barely made it an hour
@Coyotelavender2 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie in the theatre the first time I did acid
@krysbaum67404 жыл бұрын
I think Andre invented a new emotion in this video. It's like a mix of hysterical, broken, exhausted, entertained but horrified but entranced, and so so so so confused and incredulous. If the emotion were a beverage, it'd be a fruit punch made with pumpkin puree and beef.
@its_just_kagiso75464 жыл бұрын
Why does this comment not have more likes? 😩😩😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@lucian_m.r.m4 жыл бұрын
I was fine with the idea of fruit punch and pumpkin puree but lost it after beef. Just audible laughing. XD
@rynnmedia4 жыл бұрын
If this emotion was a movie, it would be “Cats”
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
ewww lol XD
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
@@lucian_m.r.m same lol
@deweycox84094 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm sold. I had no intention of seeing this but I. Am. SOLD. This is the best marketing for this film.
@thewrongshoes4 жыл бұрын
Snowfall Slasher I want to see it 😂. I’m in the mood for a good train wreck
@Synthia174 жыл бұрын
For real!
@MR_Mocha_Major4 жыл бұрын
I’m looking for tickets now! And as someone who loves musicals, I was NOT going to see this foolishness, now I want to see this foolishness just for the laughs lol
@pumpkinpatch54 жыл бұрын
Look forward to Rebel Wilson licking herself! 😂
@MR_Mocha_Major4 жыл бұрын
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees ewwww. My gay stomach can’ttttttt lol
@MrRyan-wu4jx4 жыл бұрын
If this wasn’t an actual movie that exists I’d be certain these were the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic.
@zacquelinebaldwin2555 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying😂
@frostwolf24234 жыл бұрын
In the theater, as soon as the movie ended, everyone burst out laughing. It was great
@tigergirrl4 жыл бұрын
Violet King what was so funny about the movie...
@subscriberaccount61354 жыл бұрын
Tigergirrl it’s catshit
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
I liked it. I really did. I genuinely enjoyed it. It wasn't better than the original, but it was still good.
@AllenFreemanMediaGuru4 жыл бұрын
Tigergirrl Did you not just watch this video review?
@cakersmassecre36254 жыл бұрын
@@healerofthewaters6508 hope ur joking
@samwallaceart2884 жыл бұрын
*_CGI. Human-Faced. Cockroaches._* There are no words.
@TeganRhodes4 жыл бұрын
In the stage version, the cats find props lying around the junkyard to dress up as the cockroaches and mice to help Jennyanydots tell her story, so its actors pretending to be cats pretending to be mice/bugs.
@justvibin14474 жыл бұрын
I wanna throw up just looking at that combination of words you just wrote out
@AUMOTmusic4 жыл бұрын
even better: at least in the version i saw, it was composited weirdly, so the faces, bodies, and environment were all in VASTLY different resolutions
@sheem.24504 жыл бұрын
Naaaaaah fam!!! Imma head out.
@intotheexcelverse4 жыл бұрын
SamWallace Art I was thinking about seeing it right until he mentioned roaches 😂
@ziviarich2204 жыл бұрын
This man is BROKEN. I am TERRIFIED of what will happen to me when I watch this movie.
@OopsieCat4 жыл бұрын
When?
@Johannesburg7774 жыл бұрын
Then I warn you....dont see the movie. Save yourself.
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
*laughs happily in broken pieces from the ground* loved the movie XD just playing along with this review and your comment lol.
@angelperez37504 жыл бұрын
But your going too.
@gargwinvinesnake69614 жыл бұрын
This review has made me want to see if this movie will break me too.
@noellerose26914 жыл бұрын
“MIIIIILK!” Jason Derulo 2019
@yamilad.5553 жыл бұрын
LOL loved that
@angelalindsay83384 жыл бұрын
He sounds like that friend describing a dream
@annme_874 жыл бұрын
Have you ever talked to a little kid who is telling you a story they're making up as they go along? By the sounds of it, Cats is just like that.
@2GodBeTheGlory20104 жыл бұрын
anny05 😂😂😂
@janninmarie83854 жыл бұрын
Lol spot on
@chaosbeam46544 жыл бұрын
anny05 Yeah, but that’s endearing. Cats is just a flaming, exploding, train wreck
@smoothiecriminal66674 жыл бұрын
anny05 Or your friend explaining their first psychedelic experience to you.
@RedVelvetRabbit4 жыл бұрын
@@smoothiecriminal6667 yeah, that's about accurate 😂🤣👌
@dreamforall58334 жыл бұрын
Find someone who cares about you the way Andre cares about Cats
@seanieboi12344 жыл бұрын
Is that a good thing or a bad thing lol
@Cluv224 жыл бұрын
@@seanieboi1234 it's a GREAT thing. Lol
@WesternXC4 жыл бұрын
He need to find someone who cares about him as much as he cares about this movie.
@Isa1ahL334 жыл бұрын
I do! People are just getting biased by critics to make it look bad.
@brandirichardson14914 жыл бұрын
Crickets
@trawlins3964 жыл бұрын
I feel embarrassed for actual cats after this movie. They didn't deserve this.
@Rios704 жыл бұрын
Charlotte Rawlins lmao
@Wandrative4 жыл бұрын
The musical itself is weird and boring as f to be honest
@trawlins3964 жыл бұрын
@@Wandrative yes I've seen it. It's odd but it's still better than this creepy feline/human mutant freakshow. The musical works because it's LIVE theatre.
@Wandrative4 жыл бұрын
Charlotte Rawlins I mean some pieces of music in the musical is good I think. I love classical operas, but people dont really watch operas for the storyline or the stageset. Its purely for the music. I think opera stories are crap. Having said that, musicals govthe same way. Its (cats) storyline and plot is stupid as f to begin with. And I already thought “wtf are these people wearing, its so dumb and weird” when I saw the cats musical. I dont really see the difference in the movie.
@jamesprovost26024 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@mamamack46044 жыл бұрын
Is Andre laughing or crying? At times I'm not sure.
@Themystergamerr4 жыл бұрын
He’s traumatised
@mightyleo82804 жыл бұрын
Both
@lildaynga064 жыл бұрын
yes
@strawtifulbonnie93634 жыл бұрын
@@mightyleo8280 well, he watched this movie and is describing it for us so i guess you're right then...
@SizzlingVibe4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure neither is he lol
@GG-ph8rx4 жыл бұрын
"Poor Jennifer Hudson, she looks sad through this entire movie. I'm sure for various reasons. "
@SableLeaf4 жыл бұрын
omegalul
@DonnaBrooks4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!! Yes, that was hilariously understated! She's probably pondering the trajectory of her career and why she's in this awful movie. LOL
@user-cs7dt8zg4x4 жыл бұрын
Lol she's playing Grizabella she's supposed to look sad - the character design for the movie was bad but I do love the original musical and I feel like this movie could have been amazing if it just looked better
@personalcheeses80734 жыл бұрын
GG I’m sure the actors thought this film was going to be amazing
@ECL28E4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... but she was sad-mugging so hard, it kept taking me out of it.
@Dikdik114 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he's discribing a crazy dream he had recently.
@sinisterwombat31284 жыл бұрын
Such a good comparison! And fitting username. Solid comment, fellow youtube consumer.
@melissasaint32834 жыл бұрын
Yes! "And then the Pirate cat, like Growl Tiger or whatever his name is, he was eating tuna from a bowl in my Grandma's house?...like, it didn't look like my Grandma's actual house, but in my dream, it was supposed to be her house? How that happens? It kind of looked like my homeroom from tenth grade now that I think of it...and then Judy Dench comes in! And she's a cat!!"
@chrisbuttonshaw20884 жыл бұрын
it does sound like a fever dream doesn't it?
@bonesxiii_4 жыл бұрын
Name checks out.
@that_goth_bitch38994 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@eridonstewart99734 жыл бұрын
I went to see it because of him and... wow... just wow. He didn’t warn me ENOUGH.
@ea51044 жыл бұрын
Jajaja so is it horrible like I was told???
@eridonstewart99734 жыл бұрын
It’s AMAZINGLY bad
@ea51044 жыл бұрын
@@eridonstewart9973 jajaha thank you,will save my money....😉😉😉
@BiteSizedReviews4 жыл бұрын
I did too. Did you like it?
@jared3214 жыл бұрын
Who else has no desire to see this movie but still can’t help but binge watch other people’s reactions to this movie? 😂😂
@ambeckerful4 жыл бұрын
it's my guilty pleasure!
@MetalHeadManic6123 жыл бұрын
I do that with a LOT of movies.
@CarnivoreMomma3 жыл бұрын
I am a fan of the 1998 musical movie of Cats. No intention of seeing the CGI version...but watching people critique and tear down this movie gives me hope for humanity.
@yamilad.5553 жыл бұрын
yuuuuuuuup
@mama-ayanna2 жыл бұрын
🙋🏾♀️
@ThingamajigDoohickey4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this movie didn't exist and it's just Andre explaining his pitch for the movie.
@psychedashell4 жыл бұрын
Somebody pulled something similar for the stage show. Crazy, madness...still running. But the stage show looks amazing by comparison.
@ChopStickSoSushi4 жыл бұрын
Screen rant did a pitch meeting of this movie and yeah, it sounds crazy if it wasn't real
@SiriuslyBlack74 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@reginaphalange19904 жыл бұрын
this comment cracks me up
@SiriuslyBlack74 жыл бұрын
@northern_lights jellical jellical jellical...I need you to give me $100jellical million...
@TheJeruvian4 жыл бұрын
I think this one broke Andre.
@luisalonsoecheverria4 жыл бұрын
I think this movie broke him twice.
@funnyojas4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@alex-jq4gu4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂👏🏽😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽
@JT_WARCRIME4 жыл бұрын
Right about...... here 6:32 is when he breaks
@JustAGuyDrawing4 жыл бұрын
There's got to be at least four times talking about this movie breaks him in this video. It sounds insane.
@kylearking89184 жыл бұрын
I watched this film today. After I walked out, I forgot it was New Years Eve. I forgot I was on the planet Earth.
@EllaLovesMusicc4 жыл бұрын
This is basically just Cats performed as a onemanshow
@toric60054 жыл бұрын
Also Gus’s real name is Asparagus but he doesn’t want to be a bother so everyone calls him Gus. That’s why he’s the only one with a less weird name. Holy cow now I realize I’m trying to defend the logic of Cats.......
@BlackNerdComedy4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that! That makes sense ha ha ha!
@marbledgold06054 жыл бұрын
You good sir have fallen low, please go watch a good movie, like Avatar.
@cesmoney284 жыл бұрын
Ok it is just like the play i hav it on vhs
@melissack77794 жыл бұрын
@@marbledgold0605 Avatar was not that good...
@michellee11904 жыл бұрын
Tori C It’s such a fuss to pronounce!
@smileitsjustagame29374 жыл бұрын
I consider myself pretty open minded, but I draw the line at cockroach/human hybrids and child faced mice with human feet.
@earthangel902104 жыл бұрын
I really wish somebody would upload that scene I can’t even picture it lol
@RtistiqSkubie4 жыл бұрын
@@earthangel90210 I can't wait until someone does.
@smileitsjustagame29374 жыл бұрын
@@earthangel90210 I know I'm waiting with bated breath, it must be the pinnacle of insanity!
@genli56034 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today for writing “bated” correctly. Lol. Everyone gets that wrong! I don’t correct grammar online, but I hope complimenting it isn’t obnoxious. :)
@smileitsjustagame29374 жыл бұрын
@@genli5603 I feel so good right now, thank you for the compliment 😁💁🏻♀️
@PrincessPanFry4 жыл бұрын
I was literally laughing my entire ass off during this whole video. Please, Jesus, save me. I love this. You're the best.
@rachelwharton42454 жыл бұрын
PrincessPanFry - Me too!! 😂 Definitely going to watch this again and again
@bleucapricxrn27544 жыл бұрын
Cats sounds like an oddly specific fever dream.
@kennemedia014 жыл бұрын
Kennie J.D. described it as that😂
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
But... Sweet dreams are made of this...
@jessicavaquero66404 жыл бұрын
I used to have the the same nightmare over and over where cats became human sized and ate everybody. I was too afraid to watch Cats as a kid.
@andrejg41363 жыл бұрын
@@jessicavaquero6640 The question is would tiger-sized housecats have the motivation to hunt down people? Honestly, I doubt it. Though them pouncing and consuming the slow ones aren't out of the question.
@TheBlkSimsQyeen3 жыл бұрын
It is
@EmmanentDoom4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Do NOT see Cats, it’s the worst Andre: You HAVE to see Cats, it’s the best
@thabaldwookiee16924 жыл бұрын
I think I HOPE he is being sarcastic about its greatness.
@visaman4 жыл бұрын
@@thabaldwookiee1692 you have to see it to understand.
@thabaldwookiee16924 жыл бұрын
@@visaman Nope no thank you just no
@mscdilly514 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mekastayfabsteele59894 жыл бұрын
It's really bad
@maudjoseph19684 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest movie review ive ever seen. The fact that none of it is exaggerated and witnessing his descent into madness when going through the "plot" is just *chef's kiss*
@HuskyMama10094 жыл бұрын
Yep, best review ever
@FallonFontaine4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of chef kisses before I got to that part
@nadineh1977 Жыл бұрын
I watched this review because I read your comment first. You definitely set the stage now I’m his subscriber.
@gypsieladie4 жыл бұрын
Words: " It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. Its. Soooo. Good." Face: horrified Sir, you've just earned yourself a new sub.
@gregorymckenzie75114 жыл бұрын
"Singing into her foot..." That's a thing now.
@yercabbage4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was gonna put her whole ass foot into his mouth when that happened. And I was legitimately surprised when he didn’t. That’s the energy this film gives off. That’s it’s vibe.
@leecroft73114 жыл бұрын
I bet Tarantino loves that part.
@bloodhound96384 жыл бұрын
It looked like soft foot porn
@sabis61114 жыл бұрын
This just sounds like him telling the story about his first lsd trip
@risainternet4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 YES and I am so here for it.
@TierraRuth4 жыл бұрын
Top tier comment.
@junxia81194 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps catnip 🌚
@OTW184 жыл бұрын
He explained this in details and so vividly, you can tell it traumatized him 😂😂
@LindaMz244 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@davec36514 жыл бұрын
It enthralled and cat-tivated him.
@foafoa73234 жыл бұрын
@@davec3651 🤣🤣🤣
@lesliesmall9714 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@Dontmindbb4 жыл бұрын
They promoted Taylor swift so much I thought she was the main character before watching this video
@orion88353 жыл бұрын
Taylor Swift was very weak in this film. Her voice has always sucked and the Broadway number she performed was just breathy spoken garbage. Her genre hopping has really become a bore. She’s best with 1/2 note singing as she can’t hold an actual melodic line. Meh.
@coatimundi693 жыл бұрын
@@orion8835 it doesnt help that they turned a duet number into a solo for her weak ass voice
@em55223 жыл бұрын
Same, I thought she was Victoria.
@emmikay73873 жыл бұрын
honestly, me too. i was eyeing the trailer being like: that doesn't look like taylor swift
@Dragondust974 жыл бұрын
My dad unironically liked it. I'm not sure what to do about that.
@arieltaylor60704 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@baebiejean4 жыл бұрын
Gotta throw the whole dad away 😂
@KristiLEvans14 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Gojiragon4 жыл бұрын
Find a new dad.
@Hessed37124 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Chipmunk 🤣🤣🤣That is amazing!
@MetFanMac4 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing a psychotic break in real time.
@Myaccount9234 жыл бұрын
MetFanMac 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@KairuHakubi4 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying it through him so much more than actually seeing it could possibly be
@mediaguyking70454 жыл бұрын
Kairu Hakubi I actually watched the movie it was fun
@jessicabuntz86684 жыл бұрын
MAYBE YOU ARE EVERYBODY ELSE LOVED THE MOVIE , BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LETTING OTHER PEOPLE THINK FOR THEM. ONLY YOU. ADULTS GROW UP WHERE'S YOUR INTEGRITY AS HUMAN BEINGS WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TOO LIVE NOT 9. MEOW. PERIOD.
@RedVelvetRabbit4 жыл бұрын
@@jessicabuntz8668 ...you okay? Can i get you some water?
@ShanghaiFlyer564 жыл бұрын
Let’s see what Rotten Tomatoes has to say about this movie: “These cats are HORNY as hell” - Andre Oh dear
@user-rx2ur5el9p4 жыл бұрын
@Laura Martin-Falla *internal screaming*
@lawrencescales98644 жыл бұрын
Laura Martin-Falla why tho...
@user-rx2ur5el9p4 жыл бұрын
@Laura Martin-FallaHorrific CGI cat people monstrosities + trying to be sexy = me having whatever the opposite of a boner is.
@MILK-jl4xw4 жыл бұрын
him explaining this movie sounds like a mad man speaking nonsense- im here for it 😂
4 жыл бұрын
Every bit of it!!!!🤣🤣😂😂
@brahimaswald60064 жыл бұрын
My sister and I were literally holding each other for moral support during the rebel Wilson number
@krissydoll82134 жыл бұрын
Wow. LOL! So It's that horrible huh?
@Hinatachan3603 жыл бұрын
@@krissydoll8213 Rebel Wilson did Jennyanydots dirty! When I say dirty I mean full septic tank dirty!
@tarrantwolf4 жыл бұрын
This man has stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back
@shanthanuc65744 жыл бұрын
*meowed back
@coolmasterx57074 жыл бұрын
It looks like he had PTSD watching this movie. There is so much pain in those laughter.
@MarshallLore4 жыл бұрын
this movie is like a kick in the jellicles
@arieltaylor60704 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@diegoproductions79263 жыл бұрын
lol I’m taking that line
@Marina_73 жыл бұрын
I can't even begin to explain what I felt by reading this comment. The air was knocked out of me. I laughed. I cried. Both silently and simultaneously. I had an out of body experience. The level of your disturbing genius is nothing short of appropriate for the comment section of this fantastic video. I want to thank you, the way I'd thank a celebrity for stepping on me. I wish you, and anyone reading this, an absolutely jellicle day.
@carrastealth4 жыл бұрын
I now understand what Robert Pattison's character saw in The Lighthouse.
@heatherlybarger96734 жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@athenajaxon23974 жыл бұрын
Can you even spoil Cats? You can spoil the whole movie and I still won't understand what the movie is about
@BuffytheRealSlayer4 жыл бұрын
There is no plot to Cats because it was based on a series of poems about cats that Andrew Lloyd Weber set to music. Once he decided to make it into a musical, he added the VERY thin plot about one of the cats being chosen to go to heaven. That is the entire plot of Cats.
@colleen4ever4 жыл бұрын
@@BuffytheRealSlayer Let me explain it to you, seeing as how you are NOT a true theater lover: The plot of Cats is that once a year the Jellicle cats meet at a junkyard where the Head Cat- Old Deteronomy (who is MALE in the show) chooses one of them to ascend to Heaven and be reborn into a new life (cause Cats have nine lives) and each cat has a chance to introduce him or herself in the hopes that he or she will be chosen. Get it?
@BuffytheRealSlayer4 жыл бұрын
@@colleen4ever I have actually seen Cats (the actual musical) on stage, used to listen to the soundtrack on repeat, and even named my cat Rum Tum Tugger. I also grew up on musical theater, been in the cast of several musicals, as well as sang many of the songs from various musicals in general choir, show choir, and as solos. But please again assume that I am "not a true theater lover". Not to be hostile, but that is kind of a rude assessment just because I didn't spell out the entire plot of Cats act by act but rather gave the Cliff Notes version, because, like it or not, it was still indeed based on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot.
@boikatsapiens4994 жыл бұрын
@Buffy Cary: YES!! That's the whole of it, and most seem to miss that. Cats, the musical, is just that: Music and dance, not epic story arc with in depth character development with back stories. Music and dance.
@BuffytheRealSlayer4 жыл бұрын
@@boikatsapiens499 Exactly. That in no way diminishes what Cats is. I actually love the musical version. It is on my Top 5 list of all time favorite musicals. Yes, there is a plot, but if people go into it expecting an epic, sweeping plot like Phantom, they will walk away confused. But go into it with an open mind and with the knowledge that the dance numbers and songs are amazing, then they will throughly enjoy the whole, visual experience.
@jenj16394 жыл бұрын
The laughter of a man who has lost his sanity
@legoqueen24454 жыл бұрын
I've been watching reviews of CATS for 4 hours straight....I have no interest in seeing the film....but am loving the reviews!! But you sir, you have the most entertaining review so far!!!!
@oddeyes94134 жыл бұрын
Cats: *Rated PG* Me: *You sure about that?*
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
I mean... Have you seen the original musical? I'm talking the 90s one. I don't think children were meant to see John Partridge's Rum Tum. Just... It's great.
@oddeyes94134 жыл бұрын
@@healerofthewaters6508 I've seen a recording of the Broadway show... and that's why I said Cats is not for kids. I mean... yikes
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
@@oddeyes9413 Yep. I actually went to see it LIVE. I was like... Eight? Can't remember jack squat about it, though. But in comparison with the musical, this movie was freaking tame.
@oddeyes94134 жыл бұрын
@@healerofthewaters6508 Oh definitely
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
@@oddeyes9413 I'm sorry, but if you were to rate the musical, I'm pretty sure it'd be at least PG-13. It's like... The Labyrinth of musicals.
@DaKussh4 жыл бұрын
you can't spoil a movie that has no plot
@staceyranee57564 жыл бұрын
Omg! This comment just killed me. Lawd this movie was truly a hot mess. Lol I saw it Christmas night.
@westboundtrolly24944 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the original has been out for over twenty years.
@gabrielmendez41614 жыл бұрын
El Señor Xan high production value and good dancers , idk I saw this movie and I just went crazy by the end
@Silverwing284 жыл бұрын
The musical has no plot. It kinda surprised me not knowing what to expect when I saw it. Cats is based on a collection of poems by TS Elliot. What sells the musical are the songs and mostly the choreography which is great. There is some tiny thread that connects them together, but not much else. This was what worried me the most about this movie. I just don't see why Hollywood would adapt a musical without plot.
@POCLEE4 жыл бұрын
Technically speaking the musical itself also has no plot.
@hostirl71184 жыл бұрын
This sounds like you're describing a bad fever dream you had
@m0thernature7304 жыл бұрын
Manic Pixie Dream Girl that’s cats the first time you see it... theater or movie
@LindaMz244 жыл бұрын
😂
@kora41854 жыл бұрын
It’s like satan’s problematic child is telling a nightmare he had while making shit up as he goes... I’m genuinely disturbed 😦
@josselyn7004 жыл бұрын
That pause when he’s explaining rebel wilson eating the roaches Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@iSHiNE20112 жыл бұрын
This comment. 😆
@sherylhuffman14134 жыл бұрын
The one thing I can’t get over the human fingers and toes .
@ia48354 жыл бұрын
🤢
@Hessed37124 жыл бұрын
Sheryl Huffman I couldn’t get over why some of them wore clothes and some of them were naked. Also, why were some of them flesh toned (human skin tone) and naked ☹️?
@Wingedmagician4 жыл бұрын
The moment you said army of cockroaches with human faces....
@paulchristian76934 жыл бұрын
Lately celebrities are taking about cockroaches? What is with that? 🐜🐜🐜
@Stitchxavi4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: some of the cats eat the cockroaches.
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
That part legit caught me off guard but I laughed when she started eating them XD because my cats do that lmfao.
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
@@Stitchxavi protein ^_^ lol
@pencokun4 жыл бұрын
There are mice with human faces too...... my musophobia is coming back to haunt me
@starslayer88584 жыл бұрын
Andre, did this movie actually break your mental stability.
@p.z.arnott23294 жыл бұрын
I think he became a furry in the process with cat version of Taylor Swift
@nottodayartt51874 жыл бұрын
@@p.z.arnott2329 nah, these. . . Things. . . Are not furrys, the movie would look so much better it they were
@Debziiie4 жыл бұрын
Now I understand why when Kevin hart asked Idris what Cats was about he couldn't answer the question he just said "cats" and they laughed😂😂😂 it all makes sense now even he had no idea wtf was happening
@treyblack37513 жыл бұрын
That’s actually what the guy that wrote it said when asked.
@PsychadelicoDuck4 жыл бұрын
"You will not be the same after seeing this." See, that's what worries me.
@poweroffriendship2.04 жыл бұрын
*CATS 2019:* [exists] *Cat In The Hat (Mike Myers):* _Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary._
@toshokanhon4 жыл бұрын
You're picture looks like you are watching Cats 🐱 Right now 😭
@betterlatethannever45294 жыл бұрын
CITH wins because it shockingly has a plot you can follow
@DhavidSetiawanKilluaDhavid4 жыл бұрын
Easy like sunday morning
@kieranhealy82794 жыл бұрын
I like you quoted my boy Tai Lung
@rokaanalzeer4 жыл бұрын
better late than never and also because at least you can see mike Meyers is aware of what movies he’s in and so he embraces it.
@RoyFokker934 жыл бұрын
Somewhere on an asylum: Psychiatryst: "Andre, why are you laughing?" Andre: "I remembered a movie I watched". Psychiatryst: "Could you tell me about it?" Andre: "You wouldn't get it..."
@coffeeandjelly46144 жыл бұрын
RoyFokker93 😂
@ginao68104 жыл бұрын
You see Doctor.... 🎶oh never was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr Mistofollies 🎶
@SuPeRNinJaRed4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere on an asylum lol
@Iheartmusicvids874 жыл бұрын
RoyFokker93 😂
@kelligray18484 жыл бұрын
I’m very concerned you may have developed PTSD or possibly had an aneurysm.
@aacmbirdzilla23434 жыл бұрын
His trying to explain the movie without losing his mind
@ti85524 жыл бұрын
Looks like 80 million dollars to make the movie were spent on hiring those A listers, but they forgot to pay the special effects guy.
@mizzlibralady51224 жыл бұрын
Yasss!
@gillsmoke4 жыл бұрын
Worst part is they did, the VFX studio worked like double overtime to try to salvage the film, not that you can tell from the still visible wires in certain scenes and the uncanny valley effect of the faces Andre mentions.
@gojays87354 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to be rude, but it's 100 million dollars. As of today (2\1\20) it has made 19 million. How the hell is that even possible? 😆
@rubyredjewel62224 жыл бұрын
Closer to 100 million than 80 and that doesn't include marketing cost which is likely another 50-70 million because the promotion was thru the roof for this film!.
@DonnaBrooks4 жыл бұрын
@@rubyredjewel6222 OMG, and bob cat says it's only made 19 million? Is that true? What a colossal BOMB!
@soldiersvejk20534 жыл бұрын
The best part of Andre's review is when he mimics the actors. So hilarious.
@HelloKittyfouronesix4 жыл бұрын
The expression on your face after describing the eating of the roaches scene was priceless. It really looked like you were traumatized. LOL👩🏾🍳😘
@ComfyDwell4 жыл бұрын
This is basically watching Andre fall into a psychotic break for 30 min lmao
@jtsilver46484 жыл бұрын
SerinaKuro yeah very true
@RHXND14 жыл бұрын
OmG, iTs nOt 30 mInS iTs 29:30 aRe yOu lIke a dIng DonG
@jtsilver46484 жыл бұрын
Lonley_gachapotato no one asked you to be precise😂!!
@RHXND14 жыл бұрын
@@jtsilver4648 wElL I wAnNa bE, 😂
@omarreyes76264 жыл бұрын
this doesn't sounds like a movie review, this sounds like the description of a fever dream.
@mikikaoru71114 жыл бұрын
Omar Reyes so basically the normal plot of Cats?
@lizanne3734 жыл бұрын
Lmfao😂
@omarreyes76264 жыл бұрын
MikiKaoru which makes this the perfect example that not everything translates well to movies, therefore not everything should be turned into a movie, sometimes stories are perfectly fine in their original media.
@cloudiwave4 жыл бұрын
It's both
@risitascositas16994 жыл бұрын
😂
@camiwhite24894 жыл бұрын
“We doin this?!? LETS GO!” 🤣💀 I died
@diegoproductions79264 жыл бұрын
This movie is horrendous and I loved every minute. Everyone in the theater was laughing so hard.
@TrevsMovieReviews2634 жыл бұрын
Idk what's more disturbing. These cats in general or the fact that a cat is wearing a fur coat.
@MsMurphster1234 жыл бұрын
Movie Maniac Reviews yeh wtf is that all about?! 😂
@colleen4ever4 жыл бұрын
@@MsMurphster123 Especially since in the Broadway show Old Deteronomy (who is MALE) does NOT wear a fur coat, the deep scraggly coat is his fur!
@nancykerrigan4 жыл бұрын
Or that they have human hands. They don't even cgi the hands. 🤦🏾♀️
@iSkeleton4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be real. The actors are in such an uncanny-valley face/body/appearance-wise that the fur coat somehow works.
@glittery_cucumber4 жыл бұрын
@@colleen4ever Grizabella wears a coat in the stage show, but I think it's meant to be her own fur
@mathieuleader86014 жыл бұрын
THEY GAVE THE LADY CATS BREASTS BUT THE MEN HAVE NO BARBED FELINE PHALLUSES!
@KawaiiNancy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lk-l28184 жыл бұрын
the film maker is obviously very pro neuturing 🤔
@android19willpwn4 жыл бұрын
a travesty
@Dargonhuman4 жыл бұрын
They had bulges in the Broadway version and no one cared. Actually, I'm now wondering if that was why my mom loved her VHS copy so much... Oh God... Mom, why would you force me to watch that?! I ... I gotta go call my therapist and have a long discussion with him.
@MissLilyputt4 жыл бұрын
L K-L I hope penis removal isn’t how they go about neutering anything. Usually it is its companions that get deflated.
@browneyeblues124 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but I feel like anything Rebel Wilson and Jason Derulo is apart of is going to be corny af😂
@trawlins3964 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
Actually the cat named Gus is really named "Asparagus," but it's shortened to Gus. He sings about it.
@Setsunako65873 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that's such a fuss to pronounce 🥺🤭!
@KarkatVantasBitches4 жыл бұрын
Cats: the sexual awakening no one wanted.
@chichioko14464 жыл бұрын
🤣
@krissydoll82134 жыл бұрын
Ew.
@nateds73264 жыл бұрын
More like a sexual coma
@widiwoqm15444 жыл бұрын
Reverse boner
@cesiluzherrera53424 жыл бұрын
So it was faithful to the musical but in the worst way possible
@oxajenwashere4 жыл бұрын
AND THEY COMPLETELY SKIPPED THE RIGHT BETWEEN MUNKASTRAP AND MACAVITY
@BrethrenAndBetrayer4 жыл бұрын
It's kinda like they took the good bits of the show and broke them, then tried to patch it up with original stuff that was worse
@mysryuza4 жыл бұрын
Mostly, but cut out necessary bits and added unnecessary ones just for gags or smth
@mothiiee4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like they didn't even include that gus is short for asparagus... tragic. But I can't wait to see it ngl it sounds like a trip and a half
@solarmoth46284 жыл бұрын
Jess B. they did include that gus was short for asparagus, I unfortunately saw it
@nataliekmaguire4 жыл бұрын
For someone who's never seen the musical before this, you have the name pronunciations and song tunes spot on! The problem with this movie is it took TOO much from the musical. Jennyanydots zipping out of her fur happens in the musical, but it works because it's on STAGE. I personally loved Skimbleshanks's tap boots, but again, only works on stage. If you're filming a world where a "cat" can bounce around with a human-sized bra, then you need to explain where Skimble got his cat-sized tap boots from.
@mastermarkus53074 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I have weird feelings about Cats as a musical, because I get that it's sort of trashy, but I do like it in a "guilty pleasure" sort of way. I think it works BEST as a stage musical though, because of the inherent suspension of disbelief in a stage show, so it doesn't feel like you're obligated to make the cats look exactly like cats when they're obviously human actors. Also, the make-up definitely makes the people look more like cats then the movie's idea of basically just "put the people's faces on the cat-ish bodies, but colour them differently."
@jasonbolding34813 жыл бұрын
Clothing can work in the film, they were just too inconsistent . Jenyanydots (musical) fur looked like clothing, the movie cgi does not so it just highlights that they are naked when they change. Movie Buster jones and macavity had the sane problem
@somesortofdeliciousbiscuit37044 жыл бұрын
How come everyone who has seen CATS looks traumatized? Including you.
@coadjacob3 жыл бұрын
Not me.
@SmooshGoo4 жыл бұрын
That's it my curiosity is peaked time to watch this movie illegally.
@taylorparks30384 жыл бұрын
Smoosh Goo piqued*
@alinalupax61514 жыл бұрын
Smoosh Goo you won’t get to finish it anyway
@alicefisher87364 жыл бұрын
Last night I pirated it and the highpoint was the gambling ads I got it was great to just see a piñata randomly appear during the final song.
@luca23484 жыл бұрын
Don't pirate. It's so much better in the theater, and you'll be supporting something other than Disney, who is ruining the movie economy.
@FallonFontaine4 жыл бұрын
What's the link 👀
@Deadcrows19814 жыл бұрын
For God's sake, if you take acid or shrooms, please do not watch this movie on those drugs.
@rogermorris96964 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the entire movie is anti drugs PSA "IF you take drugs, these are what you will see FOREVER".
@clarradactyl77914 жыл бұрын
Deadcrows1981 drugs would make this movie even worse! nightmares for life
@walmanthegreat4 жыл бұрын
I was going to then I decided on just seeing jumanji . Wish star wars was hood this year lol a
@AstraIVagabond4 жыл бұрын
Would it loop back around and make it look like a normal movie?
@ShattMayne4 жыл бұрын
Taking drugs is probably the only way this movie makes sense
@chileanseabass81134 жыл бұрын
Watching this movie high was the scariest thing I've ever done.
@rotomfan634 жыл бұрын
Why did you do it?
@reginaphalange19904 жыл бұрын
"we're gonna have flying cars in the future" 2020: 5:45
@TheGreatDayne19834 жыл бұрын
Is Andre becoming the Joker? All it takes is one bad movie.
@Isendure4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was an unofficial recording of the audtion to the Joker movie.
@Timliu924 жыл бұрын
Andre lives in a SOCIETY
@teddy25964 жыл бұрын
"Hot air balloon Jennifer Hudson cat" was never a sentence I thought I'd ever hear
@jeneva904 жыл бұрын
This movie sounds like a NyQuil- induced fever dream
@afroricang69304 жыл бұрын
Went with my daughter and she got so scared to the point we had to leave cause she was about to cry. Tbh this movie was awful 😬🙅🏽♂️
@baebiejean4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@baebiejean4 жыл бұрын
Smart girl
@NoxDeadly4 жыл бұрын
We were just saying how this is gonna be one of those movies that secretly traumatize kids
@Hessed37124 жыл бұрын
Afrorican G Oh no. Poor girl.
@AwkwardHangups4 жыл бұрын
Watching your mental breakdown over this movie is more entertaining than the actual movie could ever be.
@ramsesbarrios80874 жыл бұрын
This movie wasn’t released. It escaped.
@tylerchannell68684 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹
@AlpacaMyBagsLetsGo4 жыл бұрын
THIS 😂😂
@krissydoll82134 жыл бұрын
LOL! Yikes!
@mrboerger16204 жыл бұрын
It escaped the project it escaped noooooooooooo
@KristiLEvans14 жыл бұрын
Almost literally.
@johnholland93714 жыл бұрын
This may very well be the greatest movie review I've ever watched.
@improbableworld4 жыл бұрын
Singing cockroaches... The Cockettes. Sorry, someone had to say it.
@rubyredjewel62224 жыл бұрын
No someone here said it better. Rockettes dance by roaches...….equals the Roachetts!
@demi1914 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm only 5 minutes in and I refuse to believe this movie is real. 🤦♀️
@BlackNerdComedy4 жыл бұрын
It’s real. All of it.
@questworldiangreenknight74554 жыл бұрын
Black Nerd Comedy LOL 😂
@elisem67264 жыл бұрын
You left out that every time Idris Elba poofed someone away he said "meow" it was magical
@danapohl4444 жыл бұрын
I was walking out of the theater dying of laughter thinking about Idris Elba meowing and poofing away. 😂😂
@asideofaioli46304 жыл бұрын
My question......why would Elba agree to this movie? Like why?
@helixrose444 жыл бұрын
Because...it...was...fun?
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
Once he even said Macavity. I giggled at that.
@bingobongo16154 жыл бұрын
Sorry but with Genocide Shmenocide Idris had already his comedy career highlight
@LJ8082 жыл бұрын
Still my favorite Cats review. I come back to this every once in a while. Still makes me laugh.
@thata7578 ай бұрын
Ikr me too😂😂😂
@justindortch49824 жыл бұрын
Sad that alot of very talented dance choreographers were attached to this like the lead choreographer of Hamilton, Les Twins and more...
@RubyChiang4 жыл бұрын
This is 30mins of a broken man descended into craziness and madness.
@lordoffrogsinbogs4 жыл бұрын
This is actual footage of a man's mental breaking point. And I love it.
@georgeralph80314 жыл бұрын
I just booked 12 sessions with my therapist in the hope that he can help me recover from this review. Wish me luck.
@starrylove19874 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be one of those cult classics like Rocky Horror Picture Show.
@em84c6 ай бұрын
Rocky Horror is an awesome movie! And the songs are great.
@oxosoleil4 жыл бұрын
"Jennifer Hudson is just walking around lookin' po'" just took me right tf out 😂😂😂🤣
@acrosstheacross6774 жыл бұрын
Can I ask what "lookin' po" means? Forgive my ignorance, but I'm a white fella on a different continent.
@visaman4 жыл бұрын
@@acrosstheacross677 poor looking. Down on her luck. A bum.
@candiiiiiiicane774 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo My favorite part 😂😂 I died
@alfredcannon94094 жыл бұрын
Dang Andre you took one for the team lol not all heroes wear capes 🤣🤣🤣
@tarikjames69644 жыл бұрын
I literally said that today 😄
@jguardado28014 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they got him. Now he wants you to join them.
@MissLilyputt4 жыл бұрын
He’s a very brave but foolish man to watch such a poorly made musical turned movie. Even watching Jem And The Holograms wasn’t enough preparation. At least we’re prepared for that evil if it comes across our screens (even as an ad).
@Pam.uki.4 жыл бұрын
I Can’t stop watching this review and I haven’t even seeing the actual Cat movie
@BigglesAboutTown4 жыл бұрын
I have zero intention of seeing the movie. Though I have watched this review three times in 12 hours. It's a trip unto itself
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
Go see it. It's not a bad film. I saw it. I'd pay to see it AGAIN. In IMAX. It's worth it.
@nerdaccount3 жыл бұрын
It's 2021 and this is still the best review of Cats!