Deus Ex: Simons' many deaths

[@TheRoomy]

That last one turned Simons from a solid directly to a gas. You sublimated Walter Simons. Well done.

[@we-must-live]

"whew, up in smoke!"

[@ema.nymton]

he blew the fuckin shit out of him

[@iplayzdrumz]

The wine bottles are a nice touch

[@hammerhead8318]

Followed by taking the corpse towards the bed and then fading out the camera slowly.

[@thinkingofHim.]

@@hammerhead8318 he had too much to drink, that way he can sleep it off :D

[@CameronKilgore]

"Just sprinkle some zyme and bottles around the crime scene."

[@Novous]

In 20+ years I honestly never knew you could fight Walter Simons at Area 51

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

In contrast, I had no idea he could be in the underwater base.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 How the hell can he NOT be in the underwater base?

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

It’s possible they just ran right pass him I know you can do it in the ps2 version

[@PLDrums1]

Who is Walter Simons?

[@jokertoker1894]

1:04 “I am the more advance model Denton! Time for you to retire.” 1:12 gets rekt after three strikes from an energy sword

[@thetoiletinspector6878]

3:27 that is a well built pinball machine.

[@mikedecruze8018]

The part where he falls to his death made me laugh out loud. (God this sounds awful out of context)

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

"Dammit Denton get over here, I have something to say!!!!"

[@jaydykhoff399]

I love the fact that the Dues Ex community seemingly uniamously agrees that he absolutely deserves this

[@Jeansowaty]

@@jaydykhoff399 Simons was so annoying throughout the game, I remember how glad I was when I finally 20mm'ed him at the Ocean Lab lol

[@deathbyirony7035]

"Yes officer, he jumped out of a window... 3 or 4 times."

[@hentosama]

1:16 "I spill my DRINK"

[@robertmiles9942]

I am a patient man...but not that patient.

[@markkoetsier6475]

"Hello agent."

[@uNcl55]

"That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."

[@TheArtkaw]

falling damage was da beeessst

[@odinlindeberg4624]

The blast at the end may have been powerful enough to have blown the wind out of me.

[@DavidLinSun]

Love the tactic used at 4:30. I will use it to complete my no combat music/no violence run. Avoiding Simons here has been difficult without using invisibility.

[@mrorlov2706]

You can go to the elevator. Feel free to send it back to him with lams though lol

[@Zipzeolocke]

Got to love the AI in this game

[@tonyc.0451]

0:37: Simons *DOES* make a nice meal for a karkian.

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

'ello

[@tonyc.0451]

Long time no see.

[@MrCh0o]

His taste is augmented.

[@tonyc.0451]

Wonder what augmented meat tastes like.

[@aster1222]

Tony the Chang never tried it

[@TheArtkaw]

he sure talked big

[@mysteriousDSF]

5:02 wild nuke appears

[@philipp04]

It's super effective!

[@FishyFLCL]

That fad to black before reaching the bed was good

[@giguyjoe]

1:35 Walton just realized what he's up against.

[@edpie7759]

Too bad he never requisitioned an upgrade canister for actual combat experience or academy training. Too bad for him they only have those in the GITS and Matrix IPs. But maybe he'll be happier at the Library of Congress.

[@AustinJFerret]

I'm a little disappointed that you didn't manage to pull off Death By Basketball, but the two variants of the Cliff of Death mostly make up for it.

[@LMTR14]

hm, I never not killed simons first chance I had...

[@jath810]

This was awesome. I've never seen him in A51, always took him out in the cave. Use the assault rifle and switch to 20mm HE rounds. Shoot at his feet - one shot kill.

[@Rhacman]

I make sure to never kill him in the Ocean Lab, I just horribly maim him till he cloaks up and flees like a scared child.

[@jaydykhoff399]

I always knock him out, I find the idea of Simons waking up to learn that not only did he fail, his entire organization no longer exists hilarious. Live with the knowledge that you failed Walton. Live with it

[@gerodorm.7]

i just GEP gunned him point blank and I somehow lived to tell the story. Unfortunately, since his remains were fragmented, there was no body to pick up a Plasma Rifle from

[@jennbob5521]

​@@gerodorm.7plasma weapons sucks anyways

[@playasadonejoe]

The wine! It cracks me up every time.

[@121Swaleskid]

1:30 what do you..intend to do? o.O

[@boilerhousegarage]

Bum the corpse :-D

[@boilerhousegarage]

Yeah, self lubricating with vibration function.

[@121Swaleskid]

omfg xD

[@KingLich451]

"uh-oh"

[@Yetipfote]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DyaMetR]

Me: *struggling to fight off bosses since I have mostly non-lethal equipment and combat skills are on low levels* Everyone else: *sneezes* "Oh, already over?" I didn't remember the AI being so brain dead... *sighs* guess it's time to reinstall deus ex

[@TheBest-cs7qg]

You can find kill codes for most of the UNATCO agents

[@happygardevoir]

@Jack Dude talking shit about a game released around the early 2000s ofc that's expected

[@nicksalazar1487]

@Jack Dude or you can download a mod called GMDX for the original Deus Ex, it actually fixes the AI (yes you heard me right) and slightly improves the graphics

[@nicksalazar1487]

@Jack Dude I believe the Nameless mod is a new story altogether, might be worth checking out but if you wanna give the original story a second chance, GMDX is the way to go if we're gonna go from a graphical standpoint alone GMDX also has the graphical improvements of Nameless mod based on the screenshots I saw in ModDB

[@nicksalazar1487]

@Jack Dude like I said before, GMDX mod fixes the original AI and makes them really smart (an example is if an enemy hears you sneaking around in a dark area, he'd use flares to try and see you better) I wouldn't call the original storyline shit just because it isn't "hilarious" because it's not supposed to be a hilarious game, it's a stealth game about conspiracy theories that surprisingly gets some things accurate about today's world (ie a virus killing lots of people, sound familiar?) But don't worry, I'll check out this mod of yours

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

2:27 The noise he makes getting knocked out is hilarious.

[@Nachovyx]

Welcome to the Coalition PROD!

[@hentosama]

STICK with the PROD

[@papayer]

good thinking JACKASS

[@DarkMoon1991]

I want to see Simons, Jock, Sam Carter, and Gunther make an appearance in next Deus Ex game.

[@tecramos]

"POMF" What are you doing with the corpse on the bed? Wah!

[@gonzalo2869]

Simons is been updated by the newest win 10 firmare.

[@alphaomega887654321]

walter hasnt the icarus system... what a shame

[@Blendedasian]

10 LAMs at once is earrape

[@brianboniuk1072]

Damn, Simons has some real nasty problems with drinking. Falling off cliffs and running into live LAMS

[@Fatman311]

I've played Deus Ex through about 10 times, never thought at any point in any of those playthroughs 'Maybe I should spare Walton Simons?' or tried to take him down non-lethally. Normally just planted a few LAMs in the underwater base and ran away from him after the conversation to lead him into them.

[@wishingwell12345]

It's going to be hard to take him seriously now.

[@Filo127]

Very underrated channel. Great content

[@Juste.Futari]

I'm loving the wine bottle spam after each kill :D

[@justderp5713]

The newer firmware must b- *HL2.exe has stopped working.*

[@hyuud0]

It's like the person who made this just really really hates Walton Simons.

[@tygonmaster]

Simons is a jackass.

[@applemask]

Hooray for the first one. What I like to do is generate a whole bunch of Karkians with cheat codes and try to get him to a point where he's surrounded and eaten by loads oft hem. It's highly satisfying.

[@dhsung91]

"You take another step-"

[@ChrisSmout]

5:00 BANG! And Walton Simons is GONE!

[@saibot1246]

0:38 Lol the final boss dying like that. Yes he is the final boss Bob can't do nothing and the rest are regular enemies

[@coloneldawid2472]

Is this leaked footage of Fifty Shades of Simons?

[@MadJackChurchill1312]

"Hello agent"

[@NanobotsInDaFresh]

I think you can make the mib and mj12 troopers in the hanger attack him well he's chasing you down. You can also nanobot scrambler granade the spider bots or the walker bots.

[@TheLongasen]

What's with the wine bottles lol

[@herard6251]

top-1 sadistic is Anna Navarre 9-LAMs one.

[@jarrodmiers713]

Haven't laughed so much loudly in years especially the fall damage kill off the bunker!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@papayer]

The fall damage one lmfaoooo

[@vipuldass2318]

Director of FEMA and he couldn't be careful of fall hazards smh.

[@pixelgoat7317]

I love it when bodies in this game explode into a bunch of steaks lol

[@josuemoralesdominguez5669]

You can feed him to the dog? This is the best game of the year every year.

[@Mythraen]

I mean, I would not call that a dog. The Karkian is like a compact boulder with teeth.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

It’s crazy Tom Hall didn’t become a big name VA after this.

[@FrankLoon]

Rookie mistake, Wally... *You updated your OS.*

[@Ezio999Auditore]

I have the new version firmware. *Windows 10 has downloaded a new uptade and needs to restard in order to send your data to Intel - Tel Aviv.*

[@radhabinodenandi]

You, Sir, deserve a toast!

[@benwilliams3539]

did you ever accidently get a ghost version of him to appear? i had a screen shot of it many computers ago. I killed him a certain buggy/cheesy way and once he died, his stealthed model just stood in his place. I knew it wasn't but always felt like his ghost hung around hehe

[@jennbob5521]

i think you talking about him cloaking

[@zingtea]

jesus christ denton.

[@AlefSigma]

Does it works on Revision? he's sumply invencible on that game

[@blueberrycherry8116]

I wonder if he's dumb enough to walk on the rails and be electrocuted by pulling the switch near the Karkian in the cave

[@raychelnsf7623]

lol them karkains used to scare me has a kid

[@mateuszcichowski5651]

So it's the same type of augmentations as JC Denton's...

[@BawonSamndi]

Jc wine him up and then got him to bed

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

I diddnt even know it was possible to fight him in the underwater cave

[@ggabey14]

His last words were: Damn you Denton.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Good dog

[@CockerSpangle]

this is gold

[@floorpuncher3280]

You take another st-

[@D348-p1y]

I saw him running towards me and stop. I just lobbed 20mm HEs at him 😂😂😂

[@Matheus-ki9zo]

3:13 Now that's for fucking Jock.

[@RJ-hk7oj]

I love water simmons

[@petertom92]

so weak, Agent !

[@CameronKilgore]

lol that fucking karkian. I wanna keep him as a pet.

[@Rhacman]

1:34 Uh oh.

[@cb9220]

Seriously, you have a drinking problem, all those bottles of wine...

[@michaelandreipalon359]

...Why the wine bottles? Drunkenness hadn't killed him at all.

[@ATP2555ify]

2:49 wtf

[@nikolaisafronov3452]

No kill in Hong Kong?

[@WW-fn7rt]

Simons? You mean Adam Jensen.

[@mehmetkocer5920]

many many times he did

[@togrulhuseynli7600]

how did you even survive during the ocean boss fight

[@freeriding666]

Upgraded firmware... Yet still can't climb a fucking ladder.

[@Dinofly4]

throw down some 40's for your homies

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Yaaaaaagh - ghh!

[@olympian3]

this guy really doesnt like walton simons

[@floorpuncher3280]

Newer firmware gets eaten by an ancient dinosaur

[@LobasFavoriteChair]

0:37 Wow... 😐😂

[@aMR5AvDeG]

Ooooh... Firmware... Not It Is On!

[@jpjude68]

*huff... huff...* "DENTON..." *huff... huff...* "WAIT..." *huff... huff...* "I NEED TO..." *huff... huff...* "TELL YOU SOMETHING..." *huff... huff...* "COOL AND..." *huff... huff...* "INTIMIDATING.. oops!" *splat*

[@zingtea]

hello agent

[@beufaledef]

lol we have the same hobbies !

[@steelingcable6350]

1:04 Windows 10 vs Windows 7

[@nicolasnobre7832]

5:02

[@llVIU]

windows XP vs windows vista

[@mb77mb66]

You really hate Simons :)

[@beufaledef]

Then should that be a good fight bruh?

[@qoph1988]

FEMA vs a true patriot

[@ZylonBane]

Only one ocean lab death? Booo.

[@mrthms3247]

Pp

[@DavidLinSun]

Love the tactic used at 4:30. I will use it to complete my no combat music/no violence run. Avoiding Simons here has been difficult without using invisibility.

[@SU76M]

Just run over him with Speed aug lol.