Caught By The Tingle Patrol! (ft. Daisy Banaisy ASMR)

[@obamabarrack1359]

I don’t care who the government sends I’m not paying my taxes

[@jup9618]

same

[@AgentProRyan]

Hmmm

[@avatar2233]

I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I AM NOT PAYING TAXES!!

[@ini_tials]

based

[@Kahndor]

@@avatar2233 I see what you did there lol.

[@Groooobster]

Timpstamps Explanation 0:00 - 0:22 intro Talking and walking 0:22 to 3:00 Talking to you 3:00 to 5:16 Hand rubbing and other hand sounds and talking to you 5:16 to 6:54 Finger fluttering and some other hand sounds and some talking 6:55 to9:26 Chalky righting and hand rubbing 9:26 to 10:12 Finger fluttering and talking 10:12 to 11:30 Hand rubbing (maybe) 11:30 to 12:00 Chalky righting and hand rubbing 12:00 to 13:11 Ear Blowing and Ear eating 13:11 to 15:36 Talking and hair play near the end to 19:37 ( SHHHHHH) Someone had to make timestamps right? Sorry for being super detailed in making it but whenever the tingle train changed paths I had to write it down. And with that Enjoy your tingles or sleep idk

[@command8783]

thank you, king. You dropped this 👑

[@Glitch-Phases]

Much Appreciated

[@keybladewielder9425]

Underrated comment

[@muffin4396]

Muffin respect you

[@Groooobster]

@@muffin4396 I Respect muffin

[@DaisyBanaisyASMR]

FOR THE ALGORITHM GODS!! 💪 once again thank you for having me in this collab hahah x

[@fytra2025]

Well done, enjoyed very much 😁😊🥰

[@knife3689]

Knife does not resist the authorities

[@gigachad8929]

@@knife3689 sussy

[@-excalibur-7278]

AHAHAHA!

[@SCP-173_]

MATH FOR THE MATH GOD!

[@probomber2236]

Wtf I actually felt the wind from the ear blowing?!? What kind of demon magic did you use on me

[@nathankidd7736]

The woman the tingle magic only the most profound of vocalists have.

[@foff1356]

Witchcraft

[@zockerlp5537]

"I am Calm. WhAt SoRcERy iS tHiS?!"

[@ilant]

the spell's called "low-frequency sound"

[@Zenobiax117]

@Captain-General Kittonius but there are the first friendly deamonds

[@tylertrones5912]

This video has been on mt recommended for atleast a week. And i keep seeing it so i finaly clicked on it...no regrets. Infact its now in my fave asmr playlist now. 🖤🖤 (fave part is the ear eating and blowing part.) You both do that so well :3.

[@hemopurger1]

No officer scares me until they greet me with a nice firm “ello ello”

[@kenoath1313]

You got a license for being awake?

[@atomicr4y472]

@@kenoath1313 Wel-well no I don't I-

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

@@atomicr4y472 *T h e n P e r I s h*

[@taniksholdinganarchy4081]

Elo elo what's this then. You got a licence for being conscious

[@IronSK]

Then the second one greets you with Ara Ara and you shit yourself on the spot

[@thehousemaster5292]

well this is the nicest use of government force i have ever seen

[@darius3261]

Daisy’s voice is so gentle, i mess with it.

[@thecakesnake]

“Curfew of 9:00 pm” *me watching this at 2:00 am* ah nuts, looks like I get the death penalty

[@lochnis3368]

That way you won’t miss curfew again

[@childforsale]

It's not like I'm awake at 3:00 am... *sweats nervously*

[@rudylangin2370]

@@childforsale 3:30 gang

[@deutschlandgaming407]

3:09am best time

[@bluerectangle4365]

I'm totally not like I'm awake at 2am intense sweating

[@jonolas1626]

Government issued live asmr sessions by cute female officers is the first political measure I can get behind

[@soniclink-mr3ci]

Same

[@AstronAndry]

Problem: Where do we get the cute female officers? Answer: Just have anyone femme enough to pass as one

[@jonolas1626]

@@AstronAndry In times of need...

[@9895_]

@Andry if a cute cat boy offered ASMR I probably wouldn't say no

[@IsaacClodfelter]

That ear blowing and eating is so good it makes my whole head feel numb with tingles. You two compliment each other really well in the trigger department.

[@adventureswithibrahim]

This must be one of the most calming role plays I've listened to in my life. WOW!

[@user-bq5nw6cq5d]

Dude looks a bit too excited to put us asleep.

[@onlinename7697]

when you put it like that. . . Are they kidnappers ? They make kids nap ?!?!?! Impossible.

[@MoonRose-Valentine]

Hmm, well I'm not much of a sleeper, insomnia, overthinking, and stress all keeps me awake, so I just do what I please till I sleep and eventually wake a couple of hours later

[@KF3000-w7x]

@@MoonRose-Valentine Same

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Just enjoying the job I guess.

[@dydudfvuduj7094]

@@MoonRose-Valentine well i recently got stitches in my thumb so I've been waking up in the middle of the night

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Alright, I admit it! I was in possession of tingles with intent to distribute.

[@cthulumythosreporter8515]

And that's a Chad :)

[@HarleySt-Pierre]

I love the video I would totally love a sequel to this one * ^ *

[@hanzandersen115]

Soft voice like this is just the best. Makes my brain tingle. And I love just love Dudes design here her Hair just is the best.

[@atomicr4y472]

I think I actually fell asleep to this last week. I vividly remember taking my headphones off and putting my phone on the charger, but I woke up sleeping on my phone with my headphones on the floor.

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Late comment, but man, I would fail the curfew so many times. No, this would not just be for getting ASMR for treatment. It's also that I am a huge night owl. Enough to the point that I would consider a graveyard shift. This only gets worse when I can't stay awake sometimes in the afternoon. But man, if this was a thing, I would have to find a way to pay them to do this. It probably wouldn't shift my sleep schedule much, but less anxiety, stress, and anger is a BIG plus. Thanks for this video, and I look forward to your future colabs

[@TheHollowProphet]

when you edit the white figure out of the drawing: *YURIFICATION,YURIFICATION,YURIFICA-*

[@sillygoofygoobergoose8692]

The blowing in the ear softly with slow ear licking was godlike

[@genosans33]

Daisy sleeps 10hrs Me from philippines: 6 hrs to "I dont need sleep i need answers" midnight homeworks

[@tacticalflashlight1216]

It's 3 am rn and I get up at 6

[@historynerd9381]

I usually get like 4 1/2 hours of sleep per night. My usual bedtime is about 1am. If someone can help me fix it, that would be appreciated.

[@zyfuls2387]

I woke up the next day excited to "stay past curfew" , then realized it was another damn video again

[@xxretzahxxretzah1347]

i wish there was a hour long video of the ear blowing and ear-eating part its so calming and relaxing.

[@Pandaman445]

Seeing your favorite NSFW creator on KZbin is like seeing your drug dealer at the store.

[@WolfHaleyReal]

Which one DTW or Daisy?

[@Kidgermodsout]

Honestly underrated comment

[@operationhudson9243]

dude like really it's nice to hear some NSFW sound but this is much better to listen to when your sitting in front of family

[@soniclink-mr3ci]

@@operationhudson9243 dude that's suicide

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

@@soniclink-mr3ci Her new ASMR account

[@o.o4235]

That's the best ear licking asmr I've ever heard, all the other people make me feel like I'm gonna get an ear infection

[@mr.inkwell4782]

with a face like that on your profile, its no wonder why.

[@winnerwannabe9868]

ear licking? i think the official term is "mouth sounds" or "the tingle that shall not be named"

[@dtteamofficial]

true

[@imthefan7334]

thank you for helping me sleep, recenlty i've been thinking of "sleeping" forever but your asmr gives me a moment of peace in my nightmare of a life

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

I genuinely hope you're doing ok 👍

[@idiotbutransrights]

Goodluck

[@thefatsidecharacter2874]

That moment when you recognize the art the thumbnail is based on

[@rename2857]

Care to enlighten us, king?

[@Maxypad05]

sauce

[@bird2624]

@@Maxypad05 George Floyd

[@trollunderbridge2292]

The uniforms they're wearing are based on the one Judy Hopps wears in the Disney film Zootopia.

[@5ashll303]

I know and wish I didn’t.

[@adeeta5701]

DTW is so weird sometimes, it's great

[@LilderburgerC]

I actually got tingles after so long

[@inductivebag4669]

Time traveler*sneezes* V for Vendetta movie intro:

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

😂😂😂😂😂 This is one of my favorite "messed with the timeline" memes now

[@bubsburg820]

Really made me fall asleep at 5 in the morning and now it's 11

[@watercup5138]

water cup approved. fun fact #4: in timeline #85 mustard can often be confused with the war of 1812 in canada B.C. this war lasted several years with many casualties. no more information from this timeline is permitted to be written due to interdimensional law #2438813. please have a pleasant 24 hrs.

[@nathankidd7736]

Wait, I thought alternet timeline war information was only perrminted to class 5 peronal at the timeline warfare security center in timeline #572852 due to interdimensional law #3197?

[@luiscano9177]

Do people in that timeline say deeznuts

[@watercup5138]

@@nathankidd7736 sir, I am a immortal water cup I just get the information I need.

[@nathankidd7736]

@@watercup5138 Oh a water cup time god, sorry to interrupt my lord. Have a good eternity and remember to not to go to timeline #583932

[@nathankidd7736]

@@luiscano9177 Only timelines #48373, #373391, #12008 #729471, and #195030 say the phrase 'deeznuts' besides this one (#58322). Also the phrase has reportedly been used in timeline #69420 though most information about that timeline is censored due to major information leaks about *[REDACTED]*

[@Mr.Boyo13]

Those Uniforms…OH GOD JUDDYYYYYY!!!!! Fantastic video! Really put me to sleep…but not by the time of the curfew 😂😂😂

[@fabriciomaestrelo4320]

heart covered with shadows of stress and pain insomnia, anxiety and multiple thoughts this video soon will become my favorite

[@kneecap9927]

Thankful you got your channel back and are monetized again. After YT deleted it, I felt bad all the times I skipped ads and you weren't even getting cash so now and most videos of other creators. It's free entertainment really so I've decided to watch every ad fully on videos I watch now. Thanks for helping me sleep

[@dedbread6503]

There's really no need to check the trunk officer, there is really no need to do that

[@jackspade817]

Thanks you for re uploading these! Really appreciate it. Hope theres no troubles in the future!😁

[@JaredHiguera]

This code: S.L.E.E.P Is the most brilliant idea I've ever heard Good job

[@Avetho]

Saying 6 hours is not enough sleep makes me feel called out. _[Goes to bed at 10 pm, reads fanfics on my phone until 2 am, wakes up at 8 am, breaks out in song for no reason as I amble around blindly wincing at every light source]_ _[Hello headache my old friend, its nice to curse myself again, these nights I find I'm barely sleeping, due to all the stories I'm reading, and the needles of pain implanted in my brain, still remain, within the chaos of autism]_

[@9895_]

I kinda think that you actually only need 2 hours a night to be healthy, but any longer is just nice to have so everyone sleeps in anyway

[@JhenMaster]

With that intro I half expected the opening for Law and Order.

[@classyified2153]

homeless people: *oh shit*

[@The_IRS7418]

I just want to say that while watching this video i got a text over discord from my best friend (she is female, i am male) asking to make sure that our schools schedule pickup was a certain date, i said yes, scrolled up and realised she said "'i'm sorry, i love you..." And upon double checking that her sisters didnt steal her phone and send me that, (i had asked her out before and she turned me down, i later found out that she had come out of the closet and was bi and was asked out by a girl the period before, later in regular conversation she told me she perfered dating women so i thought that there was a very small chance this was realistic) i, a very big American nerd who listens to Celtic folk music has now got myself a date!

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

You lucky bastard! 👍 Cherish what you got my man!! 😁👌

[@DaMaster012]

Opening with the "L" weird sounds like entanglement to me. I, personally, wouldn't fall for it.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Congratulations, I hope everything goes well for you two.

[@SuperSilver7591]

Confusing story telling but congrats I guess lmao

[@idiotbutransrights]

I'm proud of the IRS

[@lilskrimpboi1409]

6-8 hours of sleep? Nah 3 is good enough.

[@Zenobiax117]

Wait so 2 hours isn’t good for you 😐😳

[@haidimon7744]

U guys get sleep?

[@9895_]

2 is healthy, more is a luxury that you can't always afford

[@aztecx4197]

Oké, 13:13 has to be my new favorite effect. Also, great collab!

[@MrLeonhart1994]

This patrol should exist in reality.... we all would sleep better!

[@idiotbutransrights]

Night shift workers would be outcasts lol

[@darklugia2472]

If the curfew was 9pm then I would’ve had multiple life sentences already

[@ultimate_psychologist]

Tingle me harder. Also I'm hoping theirs a sequel on the other site eventually because this was good!!

[@drivveofanime391]

Hey welcome back dude that wholesome

[@onlinename7697]

Damn Caught by the police Lets hope they dont check the system and find out I was the one that robbed the ASMR bank. *Sweat intensifies*

[@Groooobster]

Wait you Robbed it!? I put all my saved up tingles in there now what? :(

[@knife3689]

It's dangerous to go alone. Take knife

[@onlinename7697]

@@knife3689 *Knife Obtained* Current Objective: Survive

[@bobdull3148]

@@onlinename7697 WORT WORT WORT

[@glitchhead9944]

This is wonderful, thank you

[@then00brathalos]

"Curfew of 9:00 pm" Me with a night time city skyline addiction : Well shit

[@dimandos48_]

Wow, this is actually good!

[@imlivinginyourwalls5335]

My friends watching me escalate a fine into a death sentence

[@holoace07]

I don’t need sleep, I need DTW ASMR

[@vrboi0744]

In the back of my head I could here some Texan dude cussing out the officers for enforcing stupid laws, lol

[@orlandochan854]

You really made me fall asleep, dang it.

[@jamesc.2743]

0:17 after the intro ended my brain immediately played the Law and Order "DUN DUN" sound.

[@Poltato222]

Finally one night of sleep.

[@Reznov99]

Finally LA PATRONA is back

[@BrokenAngelWings]

So...if there's a curfew of 9:00 pm and everybody has to be asleep at that time...wouldn't that make me a criminal that I drive through the villages during harvest season whilst listening to loud music and having the back window open and therefore waking everybody up? Oh well, what's the worst that could happen

[@DetectiveDogma]

I like the factor that they put the masakist face in the thumbnail

[@shai3691]

sHE IS BACK BABYYYYY

[@Texan_red_panda]

Tingle patrol: *appears in front of me* Me: I need to speak to the commander in charge of this service.

[@aklokoth]

Authoritarian Sensory Meridian Response

[@tacticalflashlight1216]

Flashlight thinks they can be used to hit people on the head, thus putting them to sleep

[@Mamulel]

These two ate me up like a donut. (no offense to real police officers)

[@reecelongden3500]

If I knew that this bench was on their patrol, I'd be out there every single night for... "punishment"

[@suntzu7151]

This arises something from deep within

[@Lazullien]

Let's be honest if this was implemented there would be a lot more people sleeping late

[@pikaboi1318]

Yeh true. Especially if it was a worldwide thing.

[@htaylor76638]

Bruh it's 2:22 and I'm still awake

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

Not to mention immense protesters and criminal offenses in the name of "liberty"

[@Lazullien]

@@Nightmare-wo2gd This whole mess just shows some people don't really deserve liberty

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

@standard nomad true, but based on how we view "protests" these days they would definetly not remain peaceful and then we'd have violence

[@mitsuki9274]

Me: Ok, Ok, you caught me. I just wanted the two of you to make me secure DTW and Daisy: You're lucky you got the cutest officers here

[@AgentProRyan]

Bro imagine if there was a law that makes it that you can't stay after curfew

[@AgentProRyan]

I'll probably have the fbi crashing through my door

[@IJNnoshiro]

Is already be behind bars

[@AScottish-AustralianM-84]

Umm I can't sleep. The reason? I'M A FREAKING TANK!!! I can't sleep.

[@YoRHa_iBenimaru]

13:10-15:35 This Ear Blowing on the one side and ear licking on the other side is hands down the best shit I've ever listened to. It makes my brain like, I dunno.. dying out of enjoyment

[@9895_]

Comments like this make me wish I had 2 earbuds not just one

[@YoRHa_iBenimaru]

@@9895_ haha, I think I would, too 😂 But u gotta invest in a pair of 2 EBs, if you listen to ASMR regularly, it's worth every dime.. 😁😁 Not just for this 2 minutes, but even for more binaural stuff, where the Asmrtist changes back and forth between the l/r channel or maybe anticipatory stuff 😁😁

[@user-slayer]

5:33 i can imagine what this video would be like on another channel this artist once had…

[@TheCuriosity8]

a goverment that cares, impossible

[@viper1832]

There is no making me sleep I'm too fast and addicted to coffee to be stopped

[@submissive_femboy2]

Now imagine if tax evasion was illigal that shit would suck man

[@darkmatter106]

"Can you hear what's going on around you?" yea you guys aren't giving me my chicken nuggets back

[@tysonlett3333]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

[@GroggyChump]

So are we just gonna breeze past the fact two police officers are licking my ears during quarantine

[@AdamHPerform06]

Be asleep by 9pm?! The bar/nightclub business will surely collapse!

[@wilddropbear7215]

These threats of a good time make me want to head outside to display some dissonance and rule breaking 😂

[@bottyuup6885]

Fuck ya curfew, I'm gona vibe on a bench

[@MortSalazar]

Vergil was right Tax evasion is an obligation!

[@Sillimant_]

hey wait a second I've seen this picture before

[@huntersechman6567]

Freeze this is the asmr police

[@JohnMarston13100]

Dale gribble would know what to do in this situation

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

*Sees patrol officers* *run sound effect*

[@thecheeseman31415]

This was one of my favorites and then a few days later the channel it was on was gone.

[@wildfallsinthewild]

Bruh I saw the cover and I shivers form

[@TiberiusTheLivingLegend]

If i got caught im running back to my house im not stopping for anything

[@secret7246]

To ne honest I am thinking too much about how society would crumble in this scenario! XD.

[@mrrusso731]

Same the world would go to shit

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Ace thumbnail

[@vRaspy]

this is too realistic where i live currently we have a curfew at 9pm

[@SoupAlchemist]

Imagine if they were on a patrol and they witness an armed robbery and someone goes “YAY THE POLICE! QUICKLY THERES A MAN WITH A GUN!!” And these two are like “but is he sleepy tho? Nothing we can do about it”

[@horniiboi]

I would like to be put in jail and be subjected to ASMR torture here

[@9895_]

Are you eternally hornii or is it a part time profession?

[@horniiboi]

@@9895_ Yes 😶

[@creedswiftclaw2396]

*all citizens are to be inside and ASLEEP at 9pm* Me replaying Doom Eternal at 1am: 😐

[@im_soro2624]

The thumbnail 🤣

[@coffeecart7749]

Damn, brittish and russian. Best combo ever

[@scpfoundation2549]

This is very epic.