Caught Drunk Driving | Zoltan Kaszas

Caught Drunk Driving | Zoltan Kaszas | Stand Up Comedy

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Zoltan Kaszas

Күн бұрын

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@jasonvahl9770 Ай бұрын

This whole "release more stand-up regularly" plan is a good one!

@JoJo-Wilcocks Ай бұрын

Yes, I love the stand up!

@sixthandelm Ай бұрын

Especially since all the clips are different because he does so much local and situational stuff.

@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 Ай бұрын

revolutionary, almost!

@dawnmaestascowell6930 Ай бұрын

His comedy is brilliant and kind

@AnnaRexsick Ай бұрын

I find a lot of comedians just have jokes but you're a genuinely funny person love your work you chose the right path

@Vampress09 Ай бұрын

You should try Josh Johnson too. He is also just a genuinely funny person.

@AnnaRexsick Ай бұрын

I've sampled the goods but he talks about a lot of american things I don't care for

@michaelparks6120 Ай бұрын

"...I'm near fun, but not been a part of it..." truly hilarious

@doydoy8107 Ай бұрын

The most off the cuff, creatively funny stand up around.

@OurBestThots Ай бұрын

Love you

@petosjr Ай бұрын

"You'll be 42" bringing you to tears made me snort laugh 😂😂😂

@neen42 Ай бұрын

I laughed then realized how old i'm gonna be.

@rontrudeau6974 Ай бұрын

For the past year or so I have been like oh shit a new Zoltan on KZbin! And me and my family stop everything to listen to his comedy

@stacybrown3429 Ай бұрын

Awesome 😎

@Natalia-l8m7l Ай бұрын

Metaphor for my life joke got me… I don’t wanna woo with you 😂😂😂 brilliant and relatable

@Jammac198 Ай бұрын

Good stuff Zoltan. Love how you keep from being ugly or profane. And you walk a great line politically not getting anyone hackles up, just finding the fun both sides can appreciate!

@socwardle2720 Ай бұрын

He deserves a Netflix show. He will nail it I have no doubt.

@dreeberg Ай бұрын

You're awesome. I look forward to every time you post

@fotticelli Ай бұрын

Zoltan, your observations and storytelling of just everyday things are brilliant and funny. I look forward to more. You are the best.

@kcl060 Ай бұрын

Omg! The milk with pizza is an amazing analogy! Best analogy ever!!

@JohnSmith-cw7hb Ай бұрын

15:01 "It may be a weird way to break down American voting..." Yet entirely too accurate. You, sir, are a genius to put words to our situation.

@lindapitney1750 Ай бұрын

I love the “now” too! Finally, someone who sees New Year’s like I do. As a kid, I remember being allowed to stay up late to watch the ball drop, and the song Auld Lang Syne always made me cry. I didn’t want the old year to end. I’m 62 now, and that song still stresses me out. Great set! Your insights are hilarious. The analogy of American politics is spot on!

@bondgirl129 Ай бұрын

Saw this show and it was amazing in person and now I can enjoy it again!

@uzbeccastan86 Ай бұрын

The Texas joke at the beginning is brilliant! 😂

@carleeopatich8780 Ай бұрын

That’s my head in the bottom left corner!! 😂

@mshannahloganshow Ай бұрын

Ya know what ya call a person who can write a lil drama in 5-minutes about, say a Chik Fila sandwich? Or a person who can draw the barista as an elf? Or someone who can spontaneously create choreography with a four year-old IN the coffeeshop where the barista is? Or another who can "become" British to diffuse a conflict? Or makeup an impromptu limerick to save someone from TGIF waiters singing happy birthday? OR>>>> What you call someone who can make people laugh by talking about ...meh, ANYTHING? You call that person an ARTIST. Zoltan is one of those. They are rare in general, because art requires truth and few are willing to do what it takes to be truthful... RISK. This is so rare among comics. I did comedy for about five minutes. It is a dark little world. Stay truthful, Z. And keep that sweet pure heart... PLEASE. You are needed.

@Nayo68 Ай бұрын

This was poetic

@sethie_shots Ай бұрын

I put this vid in my “watch later” and I almost never do. I went folder diving and here we are

@pamelahealey1568 Ай бұрын

your humor is right on, i laugh & smile throughout your videos...good for my soul😊

@dawneacton8400 Ай бұрын

This is why I love you Zoltan! You just got there and are already killing it with your observations on the city you’re in!

@monkeyoftheforest Ай бұрын

Zoltan is the best

@abuelasuza Ай бұрын

Zoltan, you just defined the political situation really well… thanks for being so honest and really funny.❤

@SSJFro Ай бұрын

where the eff is Zoltan's Netflix special? No justice in the world

@slamminsammy941 Ай бұрын

Only problem with private companies like that , we gotta hope they pick the people we like , there’s so many skilled stand ups out there , and somehow it seems half of the Netflix ones aren’t as good as the people blowing up online , but let’s thank god online exists now to get these people with skill more notoriety

@ImaCatMaia Ай бұрын

Agreed!! 💯 I've been saying the same for years! He is SO much funnier than many of those idiots who have had multiple specials.

@stephen-ng Ай бұрын

Never was justice - only REVENGE by Crom!

@SensSword Ай бұрын

Skin color ain't right for a Netflix special. He needs to at least gheyitup. No alphabet letter, no show. That's how they work now. Look up Lenny Bruce. We're going through a circus mirror version of that.

@leonidas6134 Ай бұрын

He’s a straight white male, there’s no chance 😆

@joker241965 Ай бұрын

Zoltan pretty funny guy!

@justmenb3379 Ай бұрын

i dunno much , but this guy is the best comic out there. Way to go Z.

@ConanDuke Ай бұрын

"I'm so close to having community and fun but... I don't wanna woo with ya." ☝️Story of my life.

@CindyHoff-y4y Ай бұрын

I love his comedy! He is genuinely a funny guy! I love how his comedy is real and relatable. ❤

@AlisonBeautifulSavage Ай бұрын

Be present, live in the moment, let life happen and surprise you, enjoy it! Cheers!

@suziseed Ай бұрын

You just get better and better❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@nattamused9074 Ай бұрын

I was watching this zoomed in, so the “Hey there!” at the end was pretty great.

@erindennis9881 Ай бұрын

Seriously the best stand up comedian! Super hilarious without being offensive. You know you're talented when you don't have to be a jerk during your bit.

@christinebarbiefernandez2609 Ай бұрын

Let's get Zoltan on Hulu!

@JCNoodlehead Ай бұрын

Comparing pizza but with milk or Kale Salad with coke to voting for candidates' platforms ... pure gold.

@AvgJoeCrowe 11 сағат бұрын

Except one is literal poison.

@alicehrazdira Ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@nadifouldi3131 Ай бұрын

You are a funny funny man, thanks so much for making people laugh.

@shawnleadford169 Ай бұрын

I didnt know other places didnt have those road cunstruction signs 😂 7500 plus up to 15 years. See them all the time

@Starowlnightwatch Ай бұрын

I laugh so hard! This was just too funny! Lots of love to you

@GrumpyForester Ай бұрын

Absolutely Epic!! We really need More Zoltan all the time....🤣🤣🤣

@passonthering Ай бұрын

So clever and hilarious as always!

@jessicalewton5838 Ай бұрын

Thanks for coming to Detroit! It was my first time seeing you live, and it was a great time! Please come back soon!

@4uhDamagecase Ай бұрын

good to see some new zoltan. i seriously rewatched like 3 or 4 of your old shows last weekend. bonus points for the metallica shirt.

@karamedley6229 28 күн бұрын

"no one should ever know their exact worth" really got me! Lmao

@AlbertaMartian Ай бұрын

Love you Zoltan!!!!!

@jill6139 Ай бұрын

"I've been saving!" 😂😂😂

@heatherhannity1138 Ай бұрын

My favorite Hungarian comedian! 🎉

@CoocooBird247 11 күн бұрын

I want to put my vote in. Please give us a Zoltan Netflix special! Best thing I’ve ever voted for lmao

@NovaWriter-b3p Ай бұрын

Omg THE VOTING 😅😂!!! Also ALWAYS soda with pizza!!!! Awesome!

@nicholasagnew2792 Ай бұрын

Camry go vroom, they are actually pretty fast

@vlong7112 Ай бұрын

The dog from Beauty and the Beast 😅😅😅 lovely for us millennials that were fed Disney in the 90's 🙌🏽

@barfly246 Ай бұрын

I was there, great show

@mrmadmaxalot Ай бұрын

Got gonna lie, I'm a little jealous.

@tomday1318 Ай бұрын

Lucky

@tomday1318 Ай бұрын

Fabulous

@Pr0digium Ай бұрын

Me too! Awesome show. My only complaint was that the venue messed up my drink order and I’m too awkward to send it back. Guess I’ll just drink this instead.

@DanielleTunstall Ай бұрын

@Pr0digium dont let that happen they wouldn't mind, Just say oh wrong order I ordered , they will be sorry I no its hard bit each time it gets easier until you can walk up to anyone 😉 Like I do and I have autism snd anxiety lol , think what's worst will happen Now worst is you will remember not being strong enough to say , pretend your confident then one day you won't be confident, but hopefully you won't give a shit there for you will be free and strong x

@SonyaBlacker Ай бұрын

Hey! I absolutely love milk with my pizza LOL

@johnfowlkes3091 Ай бұрын

Thanks Zoltan

@camdenwise5816 Ай бұрын

I noticed you have some dates coming up in North Carolina, God bless them. In case those don't work out, please know that Jacksonville, Fl, would love to see you again soon (too soon?)!

@jonathonbarnes3582 Ай бұрын

Amazing set! I hope you come to Australia soon.

@ERKNEES2 Ай бұрын

Thank you kindly

@Metal.mike89 5 күн бұрын

Zoltan is too good for Netflix

@sandriamarie1088 Ай бұрын

So glad to hear my city getting some love. Awesome work, man!

@almostray5867 Ай бұрын

Zoltan gives me the structure I need in my life.

@Natalia-l8m7l Ай бұрын

Omg I have this thing with time passing too. Just yesterday was remembering the time in kindergarden when I had a meltdown when we rehearsed songs for “graduation from kindergarden concert” and they all were about saying goodbye and I was crying and other kinds were like Whaaat? And I also have a bunch of anxiety, so yeah, probably therapy worthy 😅

@simon01ize Ай бұрын

Awesome comedy as always!

@Awakenministries Ай бұрын

The outtake at the end, always catches me off guard😅

@huahin6149 Ай бұрын

Hilarious, great stuff dude

@rebeccasydney8563 Ай бұрын

I love the awkward anxiety because I have it too!😅

@craigb8228 Ай бұрын

I'm not a psychologist but i'm learning about awkward anxieties. ...and think like that.

@DOSkywalkR Ай бұрын

Haha, I can so relate to not knowing what to do with yourself when handymen are in my apartment 😂 Great set as always!

@janis8841 Ай бұрын

Come to GRAND RAPIDS MI we have a comedy festival every year!

@TaiyoYamanouchi Ай бұрын

Genius.

@AndreaLaura85 Ай бұрын

I just seen you on the weekend in Calgary. It was one of the best shows I've seen at The Laugh Shop. You're awesome. Thanks for the laughs.

@karmensannicolas4554 Ай бұрын

I love you're comedy. You're the best. Karnen

@kristinesmart3134 Ай бұрын

Love you always! Z, Don't be so hard on yourself! You are, by far, my fave comedian out there. I pray you ride your success until you're at least 100....or longer. 🙏 Just stay healthy & happy ❤ from NYS. 😊

@sarahkanieski8293 Ай бұрын

Posted 5 hrs ago and over 1k likes! This guy has the greatest energy! One day hopefully we'll see him live

@nataliewilliams9741 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the Laughs 😂 Zoltan ❤

@mariedefelix3841 26 күн бұрын

Again I absolutely love your videos

@standupformentalhealth Ай бұрын

great stuff!

@necoragha65 Ай бұрын

Love the "stump". 🇧🇪

@dianew6955 Ай бұрын

Love his podcasts too!

@Fran07987 Ай бұрын

I actually said the same thing about the new year when I was 5, 1992 WAS a good year Zoltan! And we’re 37 DEFINITELY NOT 38 YET!

@AK-jt7kh Ай бұрын

The wooing is so relatable 😂 I think its an introvert thing

@tonapittman Ай бұрын

*Both* times I had reckless fun while driving, with no one around, I got caught and ticketed! Never again! 😹

@einahsirro1488 Ай бұрын

Today is my birthday; I'm 59. It's not that bad! I don't feel any different. Don't be scared!

@shadowmomma Ай бұрын

Happy Birthday ❤

@nicholasagnew2792 Ай бұрын

I kinda relate to what Trump is going through because...in the 2nd grade...lol

@itsmarieg5816 Ай бұрын

Come to Orange County CA please !!!! Love your comedy

@zoltancomedy Ай бұрын

Coming to Irvine Jan 30th! www.ticketweb.com/event/zoltan-kaszas-irvine-improv-tickets/13834983?pl=irvineimprov

@AsaNoGaijin Ай бұрын

Love the shirt!

@noeavelar9287 Ай бұрын

Zoltan Rules ❤

@craigb8228 Ай бұрын

A political genius.

@fireupyourheartfortruth Ай бұрын

Love it, yes keep drunkards Michigan a secret, shhh😂❤🎉lol

@entheogenetic Ай бұрын

@RandallWhitted Ай бұрын

When I lived in Ohio, I HATED planning meetings in September... the most beautiful time of year in the Midwest, and some idiot wants to talk about January and February! I'm with you Zoltan - maybe if we don't talk about it, IT WON'T HAPPEN!

@schobes Ай бұрын

This is fucking hilarious the car story has happened to so many of us... we thought we were tough and then we see the cop and we go, yeah, I just wanted to spin some wheels...😂😂😂

@djangotrane Ай бұрын

Hah! Imperial stouts are incredible but yeah sometimes one will do.

@fasameijer794 Ай бұрын

I see u read towns en their inhabitants very well.😂😂😂❤❤❤ come to the Netherlands, fascinating people. Culture shock. Married here but originally from Uganda. I'm now dutch but still get a good laugh from people watching. As for the Germans 😂...come experience these 2 for yourself.