Caught Drunk Driving | Zoltan Kaszas | Stand Up Comedy

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Sep 27-28 | Calgary, AB (Canada)
Sep 29 | Edmonton, AB (Canada)
Oct 4-5 | Bloomington, MN
Oct 6 | Madison, WI
Oct 16 | Greensboro, NC
Oct 17-19 | Raleigh, NC
Oct 22 | Richmond, VA
Oct 23 | Virginia Beach, VA
Oct 24 | Myrtle Beach, SC
Oct 25-27 | Charlotte, NC
Nov 8 | Denver, CO
Nov 9 | Colorado Springs, CO
Nov 15 | New York City, NY
Nov 22-24 | Spokane, WA
Nov 27 | Phoenix, AZ
Dec 6-8 | Atlanta, GA
Dec 12-14 | Houston, TX
Dec 15 | San Antonio, TX
Dec 20-21 | San Diego, CA
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Jan 10-11 | Milwaukee, WI
Jan 17 | Ft Worth, TX
Jan 18 | Dallas, TX
Jan 23-24 | Louisville, KY
Jan 29 | Hollywood, CA
Jan 30 | Irvine, CA
Feb 14 | Portland, OR
Feb 15 | Eugene, OR
Apr 19 | Seattle, WA
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[@SSJFro]

where the eff is Zoltan's Netflix special? No justice in the world

[@slamminsammy941]

Only problem with private companies like that , we gotta hope they pick the people we like , there’s so many skilled stand ups out there , and somehow it seems half of the Netflix ones aren’t as good as the people blowing up online , but let’s thank god online exists now to get these people with skill more notoriety

[@ImaCatMaia]

Agreed!! 💯 I've been saying the same for years! He is SO much funnier than many of those idiots who have had multiple specials.

[@stephen-ng]

Never was justice - only REVENGE by Crom!

[@SensSword]

Skin color ain't right for a Netflix special. He needs to at least gheyitup. No alphabet letter, no show. That's how they work now. Look up Lenny Bruce. We're going through a circus mirror version of that.

[@leonidas6134]

He’s a straight white male, there’s no chance 😆

[@AnnaRexsick]

I find a lot of comedians just have jokes but you're a genuinely funny person love your work you chose the right path

[@dreeberg]

You're awesome. I look forward to every time you post

[@jasonvahl9770]

This whole "release more stand-up regularly" plan is a good one!

[@JoJo-Wilcocks]

Yes, I love the stand up!

[@sixthandelm]

Especially since all the clips are different because he does so much local and situational stuff.

[@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027]

revolutionary, almost!

[@doydoy8107]

The most off the cuff, creatively funny stand up around.

[@OurBestThots]

Love you

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

His comedy is brilliant and kind

[@monkeyoftheforest]

Zoltan is the best

[@JCNoodlehead]

Comparing pizza but with milk or Kale Salad with coke to voting for candidates' platforms ... pure gold.

[@rontrudeau6974]

For the past year or so I have been like oh shit a new Zoltan on KZbin! And me and my family stop everything to listen to his comedy

[@stacybrown3429]

Awesome 😎

[@barfly246]

I was there, great show

[@mrmadmaxalot]

Got gonna lie, I'm a little jealous.

[@tomday1318]

Lucky

[@tomday1318]

Fabulous

[@Pr0digium]

Me too! Awesome show. My only complaint was that the venue messed up my drink order and I’m too awkward to send it back. Guess I’ll just drink this instead.

[@petosjr]

"You'll be 42" bringing you to tears made me snort laugh 😂😂😂

[@neen42]

I laughed then realized how old i'm gonna be.

[@mshannahloganshow]

Ya know what ya call a person who can write a lil drama in 5-minutes about, say a Chik Fila sandwich? Or a person who can draw the barista as an elf? Or someone who can spontaneously create choreography with a four year-old IN the coffeeshop where the barista is? Or another who can "become" British to diffuse a conflict? Or makeup an impromptu limerick to save someone from TGIF waiters singing happy birthday? OR>>>> What you call someone who can make people laugh by talking about ...meh, ANYTHING? You call that person an ARTIST. Zoltan is one of those. They are rare in general, because art requires truth and few are willing to do what it takes to be truthful... RISK. This is so rare among comics. I did comedy for about five minutes. It is a dark little world. Stay truthful, Z. And keep that sweet pure heart... PLEASE. You are needed.

[@Nayo68]

This was poetic

[@lindapitney1750]

I love the “now” too! Finally, someone who sees New Year’s like I do. As a kid, I remember being allowed to stay up late to watch the ball drop, and the song Auld Lang Syne always made me cry. I didn’t want the old year to end. I’m 62 now, and that song still stresses me out. Great set! Your insights are hilarious. The analogy of American politics is spot on!

[@nicholasagnew2792]

I kinda relate to what Trump is going through because...in the 2nd grade...lol

[@erindennis9881]

Seriously the best stand up comedian! Super hilarious without being offensive. You know you're talented when you don't have to be a jerk during your bit.

[@nicholasagnew2792]

Camry go vroom, they are actually pretty fast

[@fotticelli]

Zoltan, your observations and storytelling of just everyday things are brilliant and funny. I look forward to more. You are the best.

[@justmenb3379]

i dunno much , but this guy is the best comic out there. Way to go Z.

[@vlong7112]

The dog from Beauty and the Beast 😅😅😅 lovely for us millennials that were fed Disney in the 90's 🙌🏽

[@kcl060]

Omg! The milk with pizza is an amazing analogy! Best analogy ever!!

[@abuelasuza]

Zoltan, you just defined the political situation really well… thanks for being so honest and really funny.❤

[@JohnSmith-cw7hb]

15:01 "It may be a weird way to break down American voting..." Yet entirely too accurate. You, sir, are a genius to put words to our situation.

[@shawnleadford169]

I didnt know other places didnt have those road cunstruction signs 😂 7500 plus up to 15 years. See them all the time

[@pamelahealey1568]

your humor is right on, i laugh & smile throughout your videos...good for my soul😊

[@einahsirro1488]

Today is my birthday; I'm 59. It's not that bad! I don't feel any different. Don't be scared!

[@shadowmomma]

Happy Birthday ❤

[@NovaWriter-b3p]

Omg THE VOTING 😅😂!!! Also ALWAYS soda with pizza!!!! Awesome!

[@ERKNEES2]

Thank you kindly

[@passonthering]

So clever and hilarious as always!

[@janis8841]

Come to GRAND RAPIDS MI we have a comedy festival every year!

[@sarahkanieski8293]

Posted 5 hrs ago and over 1k likes! This guy has the greatest energy! One day hopefully we'll see him live

[@dawneacton8400]

This is why I love you Zoltan! You just got there and are already killing it with your observations on the city you’re in!

[@ConanDuke]

"I'm so close to having community and fun but... I don't wanna woo with ya." ☝️Story of my life.

[@SonyaBlacker]

Hey! I absolutely love milk with my pizza LOL

[@jonathonbarnes3582]

Amazing set! I hope you come to Australia soon.

[@johnfowlkes3091]

Thanks Zoltan

[@RandallWhitted]

When I lived in Ohio, I HATED planning meetings in September... the most beautiful time of year in the Midwest, and some idiot wants to talk about January and February! I'm with you Zoltan - maybe if we don't talk about it, IT WON'T HAPPEN!

[@itsmarieg5816]

Come to Orange County CA please !!!! Love your comedy

[@zoltancomedy]

Coming to Irvine Jan 30th! www.ticketweb.com/event/zoltan-kaszas-irvine-improv-tickets/13834983?pl=irvineimprov

[@DeadbeatGamer]

Nobody is eating cats in Austin

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

See you in Portland Oregon

[@TheToddAndOnly]

Dammit. Now I have to drive to Portland from Spokane to see Zoltan. Lol

[@schobes]

This is fucking hilarious the car story has happened to so many of us... we thought we were tough and then we see the cop and we go, yeah, I just wanted to spin some wheels...😂😂😂

[@rebeccasydney8563]

I love the awkward anxiety because I have it too!😅

[@craigb8228]

I'm not a psychologist but i'm learning about awkward anxieties. ...and think like that.

[@fasameijer794]

I see u read towns en their inhabitants very well.😂😂😂❤❤❤ come to the Netherlands, fascinating people. Culture shock. Married here but originally from Uganda. I'm now dutch but still get a good laugh from people watching. As for the Germans 😂...come experience these 2 for yourself.

[@bethslone-h7l]

actually milk with pizza is great and saves you from heartburn later

[@Jammac198]

Good stuff Zoltan. Love how you keep from being ugly or profane. And you walk a great line politically not getting anyone hackles up, just finding the fun both sides can appreciate!

[@Fran07987]

I actually said the same thing about the new year when I was 5, 1992 WAS a good year Zoltan! And we’re 37 DEFINITELY NOT 38 YET!

[@adamwilliams5426]

Yea.. so there are multiple videos of pets being eaten.. kind of ironic. Don't look it up but they are out there.

[@kristinesmart3134]

Love you always! Z, Don't be so hard on yourself! You are, by far, my fave comedian out there. I pray you ride your success until you're at least 100....or longer. 🙏 Just stay healthy & happy ❤ from NYS. 😊

[@Natalia-l8m7l]

Omg I have this thing with time passing too. Just yesterday was remembering the time in kindergarden when I had a meltdown when we rehearsed songs for “graduation from kindergarden concert” and they all were about saying goodbye and I was crying and other kinds were like Whaaat? And I also have a bunch of anxiety, so yeah, probably therapy worthy 😅

[@konroz]

idk y either, but i never wanted to grow up, i am 38 years old, without any achieved major goals... so now i know i am sad for getting old, because i lose hope every year of my dreams coming true, but as a child idk, doesn't really make sense, why didn't i want to be independent and free...

[@robroy1174]

I thought 92 would never come. I was in kindergarten in 79 when they first told us we were class of 92.

[@kevinpritchard5765]

Uh I do believe with just a quick Google search there is evidence on video of a lady of the illegal sort killed and was eating said cat as the cops pull up. And was arrested for killing and eating this pet! Maybe before you make light of these situations you do some research and make the joke even funnier. Your better than that!

[@bonnielucas1941]

I tried the same line when a cop stopped me for speeding. I got a ticket. 😅

[@GrumpyForester]

Absolutely Epic!! We really need More Zoltan all the time....🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicalewton5838]

Thanks for coming to Detroit! It was my first time seeing you live, and it was a great time! Please come back soon!

[@Natalia-l8m7l]

Metaphor for my life joke got me… I don’t wanna woo with you 😂😂😂 brilliant and relatable

[@sethie_shots]

I put this vid in my “watch later” and I almost never do. I went folder diving and here we are

[@entheogenetic]

[@ftoonalhenidi7221]

I LOVE your stand up I always watch your vids i hope one day you will tour in Saudi Arabia too 🔥🔥🔥

[@harmony331000]

No lost or stray pets kicking around anymore 😂😂😂and they’re not even hiding it because it’s normal to many them🤢🤮🤯

[@4uhDamagecase]

good to see some new zoltan. i seriously rewatched like 3 or 4 of your old shows last weekend. bonus points for the metallica shirt.

[@Awakenministries]

The outtake at the end, always catches me off guard😅

[@heatherhannity1138]

My favorite Hungarian comedian! 🎉

[@DOSkywalkR]

Haha, I can so relate to not knowing what to do with yourself when handymen are in my apartment 😂 Great set as always!

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

Be present, live in the moment, let life happen and surprise you, enjoy it! Cheers!

[@michaelparks6120]

"...I'm near fun, but not been a part of it..." truly hilarious

[@nattamused9074]

I was watching this zoomed in, so the “Hey there!” at the end was pretty great.

[@dchan3113]

Please come back to Toronto - I was out of town and unable to attend your show. Next time!

[@uzbeccastan86]

The Texas joke at the beginning is brilliant! 😂

[@carleeopatich8780]

That’s my head in the bottom left corner!! 😂

[@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027]

out there fast-n-furiousing zoltan, careful

[@socwardle2720]

He deserves a Netflix show. He will nail it I have no doubt.

[@gageabdul]

Is Detroit really nice? Been thinking of moving for a while now 😅

[@nadifouldi3131]

You are a funny funny man, thanks so much for making people laugh.

[@Starowlnightwatch]

I laugh so hard! This was just too funny! Lots of love to you

[@mztweety1374]

Can confirm. I survived Detroit

[@tylerjones9309]

It's hard for me not to drink milk while eating pizza, I can't eat most things without milk.

[@AK-jt7kh]

The wooing is so relatable 😂 I think its an introvert thing

[@JustCraftyChantel]

Thr Detroit show! This was a blast. Great show

[@suziseed]

You just get better and better❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@petergerdes1094]

Wait are you related to Vanessa Zoltan?

[@dianew6955]

Love his podcasts too!

[@batya7]

We called the Ottoman a Hassock.

[@joker241965]

Zoltan pretty funny guy!

[@noeavelar9287]

Zoltan Rules ❤

[@craigb8228]

A political genius.

[@shovex]

DETROIT and no Robocop joke.

[@TaiyoYamanouchi]

Genius.

[@erictheded]

hey. i liked this.

[@standupformentalhealth]

great stuff!

[@jill6139]

"I've been saving!" 😂😂😂

[@SpaceIndigo]

Only in Detroit 😂😂😂😂

[@overydisc]

Pittsburgh pweeeeeeeeese

[@borlanderobertson5666]

1 outro per year 😂😂😂😂😂

[@juelz4444]

Love your comedy!❤

[@FinallyAlmino]

Wonderful ❤

[@aliciahart4227]

Lovely. 😂

[@AFar-sl2sm]

Vibing ❤

[@johnfowlkes3091]

Nice

[@ERKNEES2]

9:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

😂😂😂

[@melsuperstar6292]

❤