Centaura: Antares Slander

[@arifsyahwicaksono5567]

My antarean grandpa after i ask him what he did in riaa:

[@vinceernestllamelo4896]

Fun fact: It has been said on the wiki that Maya has been retconed, aka removed, there’s plans to revamp her on the Discord

[@MrMereScratch]

@@vinceernestllamelo4896 I heard that as well. The lack of developer attention in the royal family was sad

[@alexletiny5155]

​@@MrMereScratchalso the lack of developer attention to dead ahead Like seriously, dead ahead exited WAAY before centaura and was set in the same universe as centaura, but the moment centara released dead ahead died out and now the game can barely get above 50 players

[@JasonBison-hj2kc]

pls pls pls I , i mean we need OUR empress back pls pls

[@somerandomdude3105]

This post was approved by Orionite patriots

[@MrMereScratch]

@@somerandomdude3105 I saw Thomas Wallace and Ferdinand Powell in tears after this. 😔✊

[@kansihorozoynkyodutosorin4922]

The trimmies approve of this

[@4C0-q7h]

Antares balling tears after watching Aquila's army with AT Rifles and TnT destory all their armored convoy.

[@iwaniscool7780]

Antares sending hundred tank to a single town only to get all of them destroyed by 4 aquila anti tank dude

[@MrMereScratch]

@@iwaniscool7780 Nothing beats anti-tank gunners that can spawn in their own ammo.

[@centralhunter9169]

A HOI4 player commanding a well trained and well equipped military with manpower between Tucana’s and Orion’s manpower can steamroll Antares under the command of General Archer.

[@pedrobrandao2768]

Fr, btw, is there a centaura/dead ahead mod for HOI4? Got curious to test your theory.

[@LouisbertrandIvander-iw9mb]

​@@pedrobrandao2768 there no mod for centaura

[@Lucas-lo2vh]

There is a mod ​@@pedrobrandao2768

[@selok91]

@@LouisbertrandIvander-iw9mb some people on Centaura/Dead ahead discord in lore talk are sometimes showing their proggress in making the mod

[@LouisbertrandIvander-iw9mb]

@@selok91 maybe but after the game is done the people will make it

[@realshadow4284]

0:30 literally Aquila propaganda, I love how they made that Aquila propaganda in the new map compare Antares to ants

[@MrAverageGuy69]

Antares casually doing war crimes in Riaa after they killed their waifu

[@Christmas_Joe]

Is Maya Tau Riaa's princess?

[@diyaanahmed922]

@@Christmas_Joe maya tau has been retconned but was the antarean princess and admiral

[@xtxownage]

> Naval game > look inside > weeb > cool war game > look inside > cool war game > new update > look inside > weebs from dead ahead

[@MrMereScratch]

@@xtxownage truth

[@BurningGojiYT]

Forman wars really did "Liquidize" the antarean conquests

[@MisterDragon_]

How Ursa feels after tagging along during the end of the Centauran Wars and Forman War: 😎 (they completely sell during the Forman war)

[@ace74909]

i can write entire books of reasons on how the antares conquest of centaura is unrealistic by using the second sino japanese war as an example.

[@russkatherealoriginal6904]

Their strategic goals are already confusing to begin with.

[@ace74909]

@@russkatherealoriginal6904 lets start out with some leaks that i found before i got banned from the centaura subreddit 1. vegan bunkers were designed to be pretty strong but rather then antares just going around it (the logical way) and starving them into submission they decided it would be a good idea to charge head on which is how youre not supposed to attack fortifications. 2. with how antares attacks aquila they do the exact same thing. in the end they only won because they could outlast them. but they did forget about a thing called insurgents which will blow up basically everything and make life difficult. usually they work like how afghanistan and iraq managed to boot americans out of their land 3. when we get to columba (lets assume that southern centaurans hated their governments so much that they willingly joined antares) antares once again tried frontal assaults and slowly began losing. while antares did cut it off from outside trade riaa soon stepped in and should be able to destroy antarean warships. also columba is basically tibet since i heard that classic based the columban range off the himalayas (and also columba looks like tibet) and with the determination of afghanistan it would bankrupt antares like how the goguryeo sui wars bankrupted china when they failed their attempts at invading korea. 4. ok fine lets assume that columba also hates its government and lets them enter riaa. well with how riaans are determined people that do not like foreign invaders, they are gonna throw out antares like how iraq did the same to the USA in 2011. also riaa is cold, foresty and massive which makes guerilla attacks easier to conduct. its like if the usa tried invading siberia. then it would not go very well because of the lack of logsitics. 5. ok fine lets say that a ton of riaans defected to antares because like the ming qing transition there were a ton of defectors. the moment riaans and everybody finds out about how antares is brutal to the people they rule they are gonna lead an insurgency like the red turban rebellion which freed china from mongolia. like iraq, afghanistan and algeria, insurgents that love their country and arent afraid to die are really hard to subdue. couple with how expensive war is and everything antares is going to lose control of their territories. tldr there is only 1 good thing about antares and they have hot women that can provide pleasure to us on december 31 or if we are horny enough to fail nnn on day 1 like i did.

[@Vitorbr_gamesofcial]

The fact of controlling an entire continent is already stupid.

[@ace74909]

@@Vitorbr_gamesofcial the british only managed to take over all of australia because nobody wanted it and nobody really had the capability to resist them

[@Vitorbr_gamesofcial]

​@@ace74909wasn't thinking about Oceania, but there is still a massive difference, like you said, nobody wanted or resisted, as for Centaura, most countries attempted to resist first, it's simply weird that there's barely any actual "revolt" from dominated countries. Yes we Had the Exercitus Maris guys but canonically they lose on their landings, we had Columba rebels but after them it was stated that there were no massive rebellions, but why? Also because there is quite of a difference between times when Oceania got colonised and when the Centaura continent got under Antares' hands. Also because Forma is bigger than Earth

[@StevenChau-jx8tz]

For average Antares hater: this is accurate Orion is this better Cuz freedom!!!

[@MrMereScratch]

@@StevenChau-jx8tz Orion is freedom

[@GriffinDisy-ow2tj]

Go and fight for liberty Antares will dearly pay

[@RomanianMapper45]

If I’m correct, the Antareans invaded Lacerta to use it as a testing place for gas chemicals or something similar against Columba, and of course the testers were the.. citizens.

[@Random-zufub-officer]

The bucket list caught me offguard💀😭🙏

[@dpterminusreal]

as a cow from norma, i cant confirm anything, i wasnt fucking alive back then

[@MrMereScratch]

@@dpterminusreal Sad

[@DireLizard]

0:30 technically speaking, ants can lift weights 10-50 times their size. So every antarean may be small, but each is stronk as hell

[@TGACmapper11]

0:25 Weakest aquilan soldier:

[@Local_orionenjoyer]

Antares*

[@TGACmapper11]

@@Local_orionenjoyer no, I meant aquilan

[@Local_orionenjoyer]

@@TGACmapper11 It's actually Antares

[@Local_orionenjoyer]

@@TGACmapper11Why aquilian they lasted shorter Then Cetus

[@TGACmapper11]

@@Local_orionenjoyer first of all, Cetus was fighting Corvus for over half the war, and lasted only 1 or 2 years against Antares Second of all, I meant aquilan because of according to the wiki, aquilan soldiers went through tough training cycles and were nicknamed the iron army

[@abufauzan4003]

Antarean soldier aren't that strong, the Antares Imperium just happened to have an absurdly big amount of it and in every battle they just spammed the heck out of them and send as many armoured divisions as they ca

[@CountryBallHistorian]

They spammed their manpower just like how I spammed mine in Rise of Nations

[@cuberrt]

Soviet Union moment

[@alexwake1629]

​@@cuberrtnah. That's too ilogic behaviour for the Soviet Union

[@nienle7294]

ca

[@abufauzan4003]

@@nienle7294 inc

[@americanpatriot436t54]

antares fans when they find out maya got fucking strafed by a fighter in her own battleship: (rabies virus)

[@_bread7311]

getting to grade 200 (and marrying maya tau) is literally my dream in life

[@MrMereScratch]

@@_bread7311 Hurry before she gets fully retconned. (I have a way back machine if I need it “trust”)

[@Tomson959]

Simp

[@_bread7311]

@@Tomson959 how does getting to grade 200 make me a simp???

[@Tomson959]

@_bread7311 no I meant your a Maya Tau simp

[@MrMereScratch]

@@Tomson959 Maya Tau has been officially removed from the lore.

[@TotallyNotARebel_550]

Antares plot armor giggles until the forman war

[@chauthonghung]

This post was approved by the Cete patriots

[@skinskinner]

antares, cetus and aquila are the goats i dont even read lore

[@somerandomdude3105]

Dont ever ask an Antarean about Kompound F or Kompound J

[@alexletiny5155]

Ive never really looked into the lore but have still played dead ahead (not alot of centaura) so can you please explain these "Kompounds" for me?

[@MrMereScratch]

@@alexletiny5155 Testing gas. One was retconned but the others exist. The removed one turned you into a SCP-096 fan knock-off (basically angry stick man) while the other is just like WWI gas but on steroids.

[@alexletiny5155]

@@MrMereScratch ima need to look this up, it confusing

[@MrMereScratch]

@@alexletiny5155 Yeah, a bit

[@Idklol8080]

1:15 at this point the one who said that joined the Diddy party

[@sillyman2013]

Kalvin Tau when you bring up the fact his army gassed like an entire country of civilians, horrible deforming them

[@darrellmazurok7487]

Average Antares Moment:

[@EzraTheWitt]

Jokes on you ants can carry up to 50X their body weight and regularly dismember other ants just because.

[@Haider787]

idk if the devs intended this but for me the whole centauran wars and all that death was ultimately useless after Orion defeated Antares and resotred all the countries and i guess you could say freedom to the world. In my head that reflects to our own world on how so many wars changed almost nothing other than too many people died. Really plays into the whold anti-war thing

[@phuocthinhnguyen7282]

Imagine preparing for a war for 4 years and can’t even win a single piece of land from the compact. As the empire fan my self this is why I like centaura more 💀

[@markpankiw]

As an antarean i can confirm all exept the tau one most of us hate the modern tau

[@segundacontado_pixel]

lore talking antares has massive plot armor because classicmasternoob cannot really do something about it because dead ahead exists. the lore was premade so making antare loss against riaa would make so dead ahead never happened

[@Vitorbr_gamesofcial]

Changing Dead Ahead lore: (Btw IK it wouldn't be that simple, but honestly, an empire somehow having an entire continent with technically not much rebellions against it is stupid, and of course, the way they "always" win (leaving aside some battles from Centaura and Forma wars end)

[@segundacontado_pixel]

@@Vitorbr_gamesofcial if they changed dead ahead lore, they would change the entire game.

[@Vitorbr_gamesofcial]

​@@segundacontado_pixelit is what I said, it wouldn't be easy

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

Me trying to figure out how the fuck Antares came on top with such expensive and cost-ineffective tactics:

[@MrMereScratch]

@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 I heard they ask the stars for advice…

[@ace74909]

They shouldnt be able to Lets look at china vs japan during ww2 real quick, china itself was a very underdeveloped agricultural based nation at the time and its military was so bad during ww2 that it was still using mostly melee weapons during the second sino japanese war, by the way japan was a fully militarized country that had a proper military industry and armored vehicles. The japanese military then thought that they could easily steamroll china in just three months, unsurprisingly (surprisingly if you never studied the chinese front during ww2), for four entire years 1937-1941 china fought japan alone and locked down japanese troops in a stalemate, that's why japan attacked pearl harbor and invaded other european colonies in asia, its because the war in china was eating up resources like crazy. Also china had like 500 million people at the time, 5-6x more than japans population Now lets look at riaa vs antares. Riaa is a very industrialized country with tech that is on par with the rest of the world at the time and probably has the same amount of people as china during the time period and it couldn't hold off antares, which probably had the same population as japan during the time period as well, 72 million people. Riaa also had tanks and armored vehicles like everybody else. How do you think riaa could lose when they have a massive manpower pool, a massive war industry and tech almost equal to everybody else at the time when simultaneously, china a very backwards country at the time held off a country that was fully militarized with mechanized armor

[@Z5-XB]

@@ace74909Riaa wasn’t that industrialized. Post nationalist revolution they were still modernizing so technically by that point Antares has a better industry and technology.

[@rayan-games-2011]

0:15 realistic

[@markpankiw]

Kalvin watching aran do war crimes and fuck up his empire (He just wanted no more war)

[@TheOneAndOnlyWeeber69]

I think its best if Antares didnt try to invade the Hydra Continent instead, soo they wont be cut in to 4 pieces

[@MrMereScratch]

@@TheOneAndOnlyWeeber69 Mhm

[@TheOneAndOnlyWeeber69]

Update:When Aran Tau became an Emperor in 1927. He went berserk and became more aggressive than his predecessor (Kalvin Tau) and wanted to take over the whole forma continents unlike his father who just gonna take over the centaura continent

[@Cutepanda1943]

Why wouldn’t they send any support to weaken anteras though.

[@ace74909]

@@TheOneAndOnlyWeeber69 i have read enough about iraq and afghanistan to know that antares shouldve lost by columba. unless the way they win is secretly sending the NCA leaders antarean women in exchange for becoming antarean territory.

[@Stravinghelp]

This post was fact checked by certified Aquilan patriots

[@MrMereScratch]

@@Stravinghelp As the king himself I can confirm.

[@attilahun2238]

I really like centaura and dead ahead, and i would really love to read through the lore because i have very little knowledge about it. But i just can't find the motivation to read because the lore seems so long ):

[@cuberrt]

I don't think bro likes Antares 💀

[@MrMereScratch]

@@cuberrt Hate it almost as much as anime >:(

[@ace74909]

the only good thing from antares is their hot women. the way they conquered centaura is unrealistic and they committed a ton of war crimes I could literally compare how antares victory against riaa is unrealistic by using China vs Japan in ww2 but then my essay would be longer than the bible or any ww2 history book

[@MrMereScratch]

@@ace74909 I do agree that in fact the fan art has created optimal things for soldiers to look forward to after the war.

[@deez8202]

@@MrMereScratch well it is an obligation in antares to have maya tau posters in your house just like there being 2 pictures of the kims except its maya and you have to mandatorily drink Maya tau bathwater every single day. Which is why I joined Aquila.

[@DramaticBatu]

GLORY TO ANTARES

[@VINNICENTE]

Is Maya really killed by a plane or friendly fire while attempting to shoot down said plane

[@MrMereScratch]

@@VINNICENTE It was that she was hit by 20mm shell from an enemy fighter. Supposedly she was on a battleship. The weird part is that the official sketch makes it look like it occurred on the deck. Not sure what the captain was doing outside of the bridge during combat or why a fighter decided to waste 20mm on taking a metal wall.

[@deltastudioswastaken]

1:15 is this real? Because if it is then that’s really funny!

[@MrMereScratch]

@@deltastudioswastaken 100% Happened once Dead Ahead lost its player base

[@deltastudioswastaken]

@@MrMereScratch lmao

[@Guy96477]

Somebody said in my chat "it doesn’t matter if she’s 6."💀💀☠️💀

[@deltastudioswastaken]

@@Guy96477 💀

[@GameLover-xg9ly]

2:04 Your country evolved to Emperium and occuiped a continenth 2:07 You lost so many soldier (literlly half of army) and your general but still make terror. 2:13 RANDOM 2 BATTALION MARINE DESTROY YOUR EMPERIUM. YOUR EMPERIUM COLLAPS TO 4 COUNTRY AND YOUR LAST GENERATIN SURRENDER TO OTHER COUNTRY. ((MEGA UNSTONKS

[@lorenzobiondijimenez6138]

Ursa best nation legendary fighters uncomparable to antarian bandits (every dead ahead match is absurdly and humilliatingly lost)

[@randomtexanguy9563]

0:00 I have an action figure of this guy.

[@MrMereScratch]

@@randomtexanguy9563 Emile my beloved (Reach was GOATed)

[@monkemonkay]

Antares fans : Normies and some edgelords, also in the case of DA vets you know that one cha- Corvus fans: SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS Ursa fans: SLAVA URSA, forgets about the paper ships Cetan fans: Rarer type of normies Vega fans: Im not sure if they exist or not Grusa fans: At the time being who? Columba fans: AFGHANISTAN Riaa fans: Normies Tucana fans: Know the true strength of Tucana, especially after the Forma army rankings tierlist Centauri fans: Based Lacerta fans: Libra fans: Prob exist because Libra clapped the whole word, but got clapped back by outer occupied territories Orion fans: Normies Hydrus fans: Idk what to say Auriga fans: Prob came after ROOK story Musca fans: Sorry if this doesnt have enough information

[@MrMereScratch]

@@monkemonkay As a person who’s avatar is a Cetan, I am proud to support the country and its laid back community.

[@BIG_RAGA_HELP]

Where aquila

[@MrMereScratch]

@@BIG_RAGA_HELP Aquila is too good to slander

[@monkemonkay]

@@MrMereScratch I used to be a Corvus fan until I realized they had such an incompetent group of trash called their generals and the god damn Khorin dynasty that they became an Antarean dog

[@monkemonkay]

@@MrMereScratch I'm not a Cetan fan now btw

[@felixfeder7106]

Hey...there's a reason Anteres got smoked by Orion

[@munchkinempire]

this post is being shut down by Orion

[@bruhgod123]

Antarean plot armor should be Master Chief instead of Emile.

[@MrMereScratch]

@@bruhgod123 Master Chief is in there, don’t worry

[@AverageCentauraEnjoyer]

stopping kids from saying first

[@MrMereScratch]

@@AverageCentauraEnjoyer You are an absolute legend.

[@KohIibri]

wait, I've seen you somewhere I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE

[@Xiiki]

Ant 🐜 slander

[@c00lgal07]

THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL AQUILAN PATRIOTS: TRUE

[@ThiCath]

Are we gonna have political arguments in this game

[@MrMereScratch]

@@ThiCath I’ve seen a few

[@ThiCath]

@@MrMereScratch did antares have a right to occupy half of Centaura?

[@Jim00Jam.]

aqulia and cetus ontop

[@MrMereScratch]

@@Jim00Jam. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@hmspaco5217]

who is this Tau?

[@MrMereScratch]

@@hmspaco5217 Retconned princess that the dev made as a poster girl-basically daydream anime crush.

[@shadowknight_2505]

honestly you are playing up the maya tau stereotype too much CENTAURA players are activly going out of their way to say: She aint real idk what you mean man take your pills we have a war to win

[@MrMereScratch]

Maya Tau was removed from the lore because everyone was obsessed.

[@shadowknight_2505]

@@MrMereScratch exactly and I'm all for it as a * *drum roll** Antares fan Since its better the faction isnt tainted by ''Her''

[@colegilbert673]

My Grandfather fought as a Cetan infantryman in both Southern Corvus Conflicts. He was a very brave man, bla bla bla bla, and he even was so brave he received the highest medal of the nation: the Order of the Big Ass Whale Fin Creature off the Coast of Nauta. Anyways so he bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla, and that's why I feel so proud of him.

[@MrMereScratch]

@@colegilbert673 Inspiring

[@averagesingaporean3]

Sir This is a Bendys

[@colegilbert673]

@@averagesingaporean3 Inkburger

[@Shiz_mc-grilz291]

RIAA WILL DESTROY ANTARES 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@MrMereScratch]

@@Shiz_mc-grilz291 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@alexwake1629]

Nah, wait. I don't like where's Centaura going in lore. Making extra extra extra powerful Antares and smol weak other Centaurian countries. That's not a German Empire or Reich. It's kinda strange, as I think. Maybe I just need to see a mod for HOI4 with Centaura and we'ill understand why do we rush throw mines and anti-tank batteries to capture one little city or why do Cetus defended one village for idk what

[@MrMereScratch]

@@alexwake1629 I saw something (from a dev) on the wiki community where Antares is going to take over the world a few days after I posted it. People are freaking out.

[@alexwake1629]

@@MrMereScratch oh hell nah. I thought that at least Orion has a good navy and marine forces to just don't let Antares to take over the world. I'd liked the mapping video about the war between Centaurean Antares vs Orion and it's allies. That's just looks realistic.

[@MrMereScratch]

@@alexwake1629 Yeah. In the old lore Orion had a great fleet and competent leadership. Guess not anymore :/

[@Z5-XB]

@@MrMereScratchDidn’t they canonically lose to Orion though in dead ahead?

[@MrMereScratch]

@@Z5-XB Yeah, I think that might change though

[@thebruh7687]

0:29 Should we tell them about how absurdly strong ants can be?

[@MrMereScratch]

@@thebruh7687 nah

[@thebruh7687]

Leafcutter ant lifting 50 times it’s own body weight:

[@thebruh7687]

Trapjaw ant being able to close its jaws at over 300 mph:

[@thebruh7687]

Bullet ants having the highest rating on the Schmidt pain index:

[@thebruh7687]

Slaver ants being the first to invent child labour:

[@ChaosTheMuffin]

Well Antares actually won because they attacked their enemies one at a time which gave them an advantage, and when they were attacking Riaa they had the help of Ursa, plus, Antares is a very militarized nation and is very powerful nontheless

[@Cutepanda1943]

Balance of power still exists. Probably after invading Aquilla most countries would join the war. And if they somehow won their economy would be in shambles and would be easily destroyed by Orion funding some revolts.

[@joaquinlavarias7587]

ursan fans getting claped and still suporting the z nation (including myself)

[@MrMereScratch]

@@joaquinlavarias7587 This generation has ruined the letter ‘Z’ for me…I don’t even know how…

[@joaquinlavarias7587]

@@MrMereScratch true, at this point ursa its just z and papers ships, but its still my beloved nation. Its a fixtional nation after all, and it should not be interpreted as exatly the same as his real counterpart. But i guess its just political debate geting betwen a funny lego game, so not soo serius i guess.

[@grugmangaming5152]

Replacing C's with K as the only difference in dialect is simultaneously funny and boring. Utterly kooked attempt at worldbuilding where one country gets all the small details.

[@MrMereScratch]

@@grugmangaming5152 Yeah, Antares gets all of the kool trinkets while the other kountries are kopy and pastes of a nationalist England.