Center Parcs Elveden Forest | Day 1 | April 2021

[@kmq1053]

David Dolittle 🤣🤣🤣 so funny with the gangster geese. I might have to watch it again 😄 x

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Oh Kathryn, bless you for the double watch? How scary are those geese!??!??

[@juliewillis6782]

Loved this vid!!! Hilarious!!!! Xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Thanks Julie. Glad you enjoyed it!

[@nuimosjarvis6960]

The lovely peace and quiet…. and then the zip line 🙄 😂

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We quite liked it! If it was deathly quiet we’re not sure it wouldn’t have freaked us out. We wee saying that the lodges thy are further out from the Village must be so, so quiet.

[@karinafirby3274]

Morning guys, love seeing you out and about. Geese are very scary x

[@MrDavidMrIan]

They are so scary Karina!

[@jazzydebs]

Good morning gents 😋 You made me laugh with ‘chucking your carrots 🥕 at the Deer 🦌 😛 ‘.ha ha!! Love the walk around, it looks so beautiful ! And that fab little area of sand, ooh I’m sold on Center Parcs now, it’s glorious!!! The village is absolutely fab too ( I love it all, don’t I? 😋) Ooh Kylie wine🍷 love it 😍 looks lush!!! Omg, these ducks & geese - they’re manic!!! 😛😛 & bloody midges - at one with nature eh guys! Thanks for making me smile 🥰 xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We’re now CP converts Debbilicious! Will look forward to going back. Just seeing so many trees was wonderful... and the ducks... we love the ducks! (Not a typo!)

[@kaytompkin4346]

Brilliant blog as always loving the kylie juice -def making us like the idea of center parcs. Can’t wait for Golden Girls night.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Kylie juice wasn’t half bad. And CP was lovely. Can’t wait to go back at some point Kay. Have a smashing week.

[@TeamOSullivan]

Looks amazing even with the geese! Looking forward to seeing more xx

[@kevincrouch2732]

Great vlog as always guys looking forward to the next one. Love feeding time the geese seem a tad bossey - Kevin & Cyndy 😎

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Super bossey! The poor ducks don’t get a look in!

[@BroadwaysAway]

Blimey those Geese were terrifying! Giant ducks with attitude. Does look amazing there from what we saw on your walk about. Definitely on our radar now. 💜

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Definitely worth looking into when it’s not school holidays and cheaper. But mind those geese !

[@pumpkinprincess1031]

The hissing goose! 🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

It’s a menace, Lisa! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@thomasduncan5522]

Looks fun.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We had a lot of fun Thomas.

[@darrenepton1247]

Great vlog that goose has got some issues lol 🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

You think? 🤣 We felt bullied!

[@fozzymup268]

This is like Cabin in the Woods, except with geese. And the geese are more scary! No....seriously it looks wonderful, and the wildlife, including the aggressive goose are beautiful. Great video as always. Best Wishes 💕🦆

[@ToriJaneIvy]

Great first morning! Those goose are so scary 🤣🤣 can’t wait for next one xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

That’s not the last we’ve seen Id those geese TJI !

[@ToriJaneIvy]

Mr David & Mr Ian hahaha can’t wait to see what comes next! Xx

[@laurenrogers6834]

I adore you guys every weekend you make me smile with your vlogs. Please can I join you in a golden girls marathon watch 😁

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! Being on The Girls, Lauren! We can’t wait for it to be on Disney+ Glad you enjoyed the vlog x

[@Tracey_Armstrong]

You two *sigh ❤️ so good to see you back on your jolly holidays, Center Parcs really does look great - I'd be on that zip wire in a shot, wheeeee! .... those geese though, Scarier than Hitchcock's Birds! xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We take our hat off to you T - we didn’t fancy traversing the tree tops for the zip wire - never good for a fear of heights. And the geese we’re watching, always watching. Surprised they’ve not identity theft us!

[@BEACHLIFE78]

Looked a lovely first day guys and a nice stroll round.Those geese are like velociraptors lol.Cant wait for next upload 🙂👍

[@nicolacounsell925]

Those geese are a bit OTT 🤣🤣 loved the Vlog 😀

[@MrDavidMrIan]

They’re so bloody rude, Nicola! We wouldn’t mind if we weren’t reeding them, but the ate us out of house and home! Always bloody hungry. We assumed they were teenagers!

[@UKDisneyVlog]

So fantastic seeing you both out and about. As always a brilliant vlog. So many laughs and smiles throughout you even made Emily laugh and that’s no easy thing these days xx

[@kevinmcg6747]

Excellent to see you guys are (were) enjoying the delights of Center Parcs. My family & I are regulars but we only visit longleat for carer reasons. Looking forward to seeing your adventures tho whether you’ll survive the geese attacks,......cheers, Kevin.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Those bloody geese, Kevin! Half expecting for one to turn up here at home! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@emmalovesdisney6335]

Aww that was nice ... looks so nice there.. people always say the food is it expensive there .. is it ...aww love the ducks and the moor hen.. the geese would be ok if they didnt hiss. Just looks so relaxing there .. will have to go one of these days . Xxx have a good weekend guys . Xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

The Chinese takeaway we got in the final night was pricy- the the shop (which is a Coop) was ok, Emma.

[@Toooder]

Too many LOLs to mention on this Vlog, very entertaining gents. I think Centre Parcs needs to come with a geese warning, they look really vicious! Zip wire looks fun although I couldn’t do the climb up to it .

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Nope. No treetop claiming for us Dave. But happy to have watched others do it and then zip wire down! Have had nightmares about geese since we left!

[@JKuci]

I'm a 74 year old granny and I just love you both as if you were my own brilliant boys. You are both wonderful and a bit naughty. I see a theme throughout this episode: midges everywhere.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Awwww, bless you for saying that! ❤️ Life would be dull without a bit of naughtiness, wouldn’t it 😉 And so many bloody midges! Everywhere! But it didn’t spoil our time away.

[@susanab7]

Wow Kylie Minogue wine?! You should be so lucky!! 😆 Great vlog guys, those geese look scary!

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! Sometimes with drinks it’s better the devil you know, but we thought we’d try something a different! (That pun was especially for you, Susan! (And that one )) And we were well scared of the geese by the time we left!

[@susanab7]

On a night like this, I believe you....and I believe in you! 🤣

[@andyb1577]

Hello u hope have a wonderful time xxxx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We most definitely did Andy!

[@Estellosaurus]

Very excited for episode 3 ‘Trapped ! Shits McGee and his band of pooey bottomed geese surround the exits and hiss’ . Hilarious - proper cheered me up x

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We were worried every time we pulled back the curtains if there’d be a goose right there in our face like that scene in Aliens!

[@ThemeParkBazza]

It was a bit like watching a David Attenborough documentary with all those animal encounters .

[@MrDavidMrIan]

That’s what the geese said too, Barry!

[@TheThemePark3]

The geese are brutal 😂 Kylie wine 🍷 who knew 😆cheered me up this morning as we were meant to be at Blackpool for the weekend but I’ve (Michelle) been in bloody hospital since Sunday. 😭😭😭

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Hope you’re managing to get some sleep in there, M 🤦🏼‍♂️ Sending big hugs x

[@jenrobinson8820]

Great start to our Saturday, loved it! That gangster goose is definitely the ‘daddy’! 🤣 You guys never fail to make me smile 😊

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Cheers Jen. That’s not the last we see of the geese. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@victoriaronga8994]

It's so refreshing to see the two of you in a beautiful landscape like that! Again you make me feel like I'm there with you two, enjoying nature. So, THANK YOU SO MUCH for making me feel like that again 💛 I'm so ready for the next episode!! Lots of love 😘

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Hey Vicky. How are you ? Hope you’re safe and well. Thanks for joining us! We had a really relaxing time (except for the geese!) x

[@masterjamie1999]

Was cracking up at the amount of duck food you'd bought there's enough for every duck in Suffolk there haha no wonder the geese are after you they can smell it

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We wished we brought more duck food Jamie! So many ducks but not enough food (especially after the geese bullied the ducks out the way!)

[@CharlotteElizabethxo]

Loved this! This is our local center parcs and we’ve been a few times! Gotta love a gay wine lol I bought it too just coz it says Kylie! Looking forward to the next one x

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! The Kylie purchase had to be done didnt it Charlotte! Hope you and P are well x

[@dianemckenzie2035]

Can start my weekend now You two have made me smile 😊 xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

That’s all we need to hear Diane!

[@theWALTway]

Tower bridge is nice but it’s not quite the same as the WDW arches is it 🤣 Do not envy being sat in that traffic! Seems weird Ian being in a patterned shirt lol. BBQ looked great! Ketchup all the way, can’t beat the classics lol. Chocolate bake trays are a thing of genius and beauty, thanks for bringing these into my life 😂

[@tombaker6194]

Watching you guys makes me miss Center Parcs so much!! Gotta love a pic pic lunch 😀

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Lazy lunches are often the best, Tom.

[@gisellerox184]

Now you’ve moved, you should try the Longleat Center Parcs next time. It’s so lovely. And the safari park is next door.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

It’s certainly on the list Sophie! The thing we are wary of is the size of the place! Soooo big!

[@gisellerox184]

They have the land train. It’s like every 20 minutes and has 4 stops round the park I think. I agree though, it’s big!

[@theWALTway]

Is it just me or do the mini cereal boxes taste better than normal boxes? As long as you find your way home, getting lost and exploring is half the fun. Ahhh the need for a nap is the sign of a good day! Oh dear, Kylie juice 🤢 not for us lol.

[@nickibishop8456]

‘That rule of no man gets left behind doesn’t apply in a goose attack...’😂 loved this vlog, so nice to see you enjoying time out of London 😊

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Lessons for life there Nicki!

[@vikkicarter1247]

Thanks for the videos, you both are brilliant and so funny, makes my day watching your videos 💜

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Thank you for watching Vikki! Glad you enjoyed it! Enjoy the rest of your weekend x

[@TheStrangerCouple]

Make sure you put your pants on before feeding the ducks! 🪱 🪖 🦆

[@MrDavidMrIan]

It’s ok, ducks don’t like button mushrooms 🤷🏼‍♂️ Not sure either of us would want to behind the other on a tandem! Although it would be a good view 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@mand1120]

Aww it is soo great to see you out and about again, loved this, can’t wait for next episode, love you guys xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Cheers Mand! Thanks for watching - so glad you enjoyed it! Enjoy the rest of the weekend x

[@joolz8881]

Oh wow, not been to Center Parcs for years, want to go asap now!!!! Can youask for no geese lol 🤣 loving the vlogs as always xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! We don’t think those geese play by the rules so they’d tune up anyway!

[@TD3Vlogs]

Representing McArthur Glen! South Normanton posse in the house 😂 Those waterfront lodges sound incredible but £2k Monday - Friday wowsa 🤯 Wonder if they come with an equally aggressive Goose! Brilliant fun as always 👌

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Knowing our luck, if we ever had one of the waterfront lodges, we’d find the geese in the hot tub smoking a cigar and eyeballing us. They’re a menace.

[@andyfulton2945]

Kylie juice. 🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Can’t get that outta our head !

[@samanthawarren9885]

Loved this, those geese were a little moody with their hissing 🤣 a few years back we all went to a GoApe and did the zip wires which were fun, but climbing high up on wobbly trees not so much 😫 (well not for me, everyone else loved it) looking forward to the Golden Girls evening 👍🏻😊 have a great Saturday xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Cheers Sam. David had to go GoApe with work. It was not a good experience. And with both of us having a fear of heights it ain’t ever gonna happen! But congratulations on doing it! X

[@Sampeters1992]

Going here in 2 weeks time! Can’t wait even more watching you guys there 😂😘. Shame I won’t bump into you two, you crack me up so much 😂😂

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Oh, that’s wonderful! We hope that you have a splendid time! (Keep away from the geese though!)

[@NormalGirlVlogging]

Hiya guys. Those goose look so mean, I hate birds 😆 It looks so lovely there. Very chilled Xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

They were sooo mean, G! But lovely to see them close up.

[@DannyAndJamie]

Hahaha what a start! wouldn't of expected anything else with you two. Swear you said "Theres a man fishing with his little todger" but maybe thats just me hahah "Dirty Goose" and the gag after "Kylie Juice" ahaha can't stop laughing "Is it a poo or a pine cone?" could be a new photo send in game hahaha sod the crappy pappy photos LOVED IT!

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Most certainly do not want pics of pine cones and/or poos! That’s what the Dark Web is for! And cannot confirm or deny what the fisherman’s rod was like. But in his defense there was quite a cold breeze blowing across the lake 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🐛 Hope you gents are well and behaving yourselves.

[@boa233]

Just booked wolvern for sept to celebrate the wife's 50th (it was going to b new york)but centre parks it will be watching u two were getting quite excited(for the break lol)then hopefully orlando nov.

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Sounds like a good plan all things considered! What a great place to celebrate a birthday! Thanks for watching - glad it’s getting you excited for your trip.

[@davinaweller6163]

Loved your vlog guys 🤣🤣🤣 , that’s one angry goose keep hissing at you . Would love to see you go down the zip wire Ian xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! Davina that will never happen. Not a fan of heights at all! (But it did look like a lot of fun - and we saw a lot of people zip past) Although I would do it to escape a goose!

[@emileexo]

This proper made me chuckle! My university campus had loads of geese and they were very vicious, I got chased on my way to lectures more than once 😂 Can’t wait for the golden girls event!

[@MrDavidMrIan]

What? No way. Crazy that there were geese on campus! That’s so scary!

[@emileexo]

@@MrDavidMrIan We also had very angry swans. Google Warwick Uni swans, they made headlines!

[@annebryant5888]

I’m loving this wilderness version of you both 😂 that goose was proper scary! Kylie juice 😂😂. Can’t wait for the Golden girls event. You guys ARE Saturday morning in our house 🥰

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Aww thank you Anne. Hope you’re well. X

[@TheBakerFamily2]

Was David back on the butterbeers in the morning 😂😂 So many LOL moments guys! David’s just got all emotional at getting his first Starbucks in a year... no... I’ve just got a bit of indigestion 😂😂

[@MrDavidMrIan]

So much indigestion. They’re always strong butter beers so they don’t wear off til after lunch the next day.

[@MISSLEONAJB]

Hiya 🤗 I would never had thought to bring food for the wildlife - even if they are hissing at you 😂 it’s lovely to do. Only David would step in dog poo 🙈 I’m looking forward to your Golden Girls themed evening ☺️ I’m having a chilled weekend, no viewings planned so no cinderellaring for me - I’m having a weekend off 🙂 it’s kind of been a blessing having no viewing this week because some dirty bast@#ds having been pissing on the carpet in the communal areas 🤦🏽‍♀️ the sooner I move the better - I hate it around here 😩 Anyway, have a lovely weekend 😘 xxx

[@jackieroberts7180]

Hi guys, centre parks looks lovely, although the hissy geese would scare the crap out of me had a bad experience with a big swan once it was going after my boxer Dog reggie, think we both broke the minute mile that day🤣🤣.David did you drop a log?🤣🤣🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Bless you and Reggie! Birds have the upper hand of being more manoeuvrable - which makes them scarily unpredictable, so we share your fear Jackie! And cannot confirm nor deny the log action!

[@jackieroberts7180]

🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@jennygibbons7683]

Ohhhh I'll have to remember carrots for when we go in July, not near water so I'm sure we'll get less hissy birds lol. My kids want to do the smaller version of the tree trecking (the one without the zip line) but because of my daughters age my dad might have to do it with her, he was 70 in March!!

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! Good luck to your dad! 🤦🏼‍♂️ And yes, hopefully more deer and less hissy birds for you Jenny!

[@RHTubeOnYouTube]

Absolutely loved this. Already can't wait for the Golden Girls event next week (I'm sure you're not over-selling it). Maybe you should have named the geese after the Goldern Girls (especially the hissy one 😁)

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Well funny you should say that... Blanche does make an appearance next week, and she’s a bit of an animal! 😉

[@teresajo3223]

Bloody midge…🤣🤣 Can’t wait for the Golden girls event 👵🏻. I love Centreparcs just usually need to sell a kidney to afford it! 🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

We lucked out with booking before it reopened Teresa Jo as it was crazy cheap (£300). We know we won’t get another deal like it.

[@EmmaJonYoureWelcome]

The Mafia geese did look a little intimidating. On an iPhone you can set up an alternative appearance so it recognises you in your mask. How did you make feeding the ducks so stressful haha xx

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Ha! We love feeding the ducks, but the geese have other ideas! We blame the geese for the stress!

[@sam050703]

Omg that goose needs an ASBO!!! 😱 Hope the rest of the ‘Kylie Juice’ (🤢) went down well 🤣

[@MrDavidMrIan]

An ASBO and a restraining order Sam! And the Kylie juice hit the spot! 👌

[@sam050703]

@@MrDavidMrIan 🤣🤣🤣

[@barbsmith8936]

As an American, I appreciate the occasional subtitles... 😂

[@MrDavidMrIan]

👍🏻

[@doctorhoo508]

in the description you spelt center parCs wrong...

[@doctorhoo508]

the geese were hilarious though...

[@MrDavidMrIan]

Thanks Doctor Hoo! ✌🏻