🦀🦀 KEEMSTAR IS GONE 🦀🦀

rest in peace creamstar, can't wait to hear about whatever lame podcast you push out in six months
#dramaalert

[@evamiller4886]

Keemstar started 14 years ago at age 27. This man is 41?! Holy shit. Talk about a manchild

[@cynister7384]

I'm confused, he said he started 14 years go but also in 2009?

[@emiliew5553]

@@cynister7384 he didn't say he started in 2009, he just said 2009 was in the earlier stages of his career

[@xCOATx]

His show is almost as old as his girlfriend

[@Norma.Corral]

Ethan: He's not really retiring Me: My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@nayfemLIVE]

i feel like keem doesnt understand that people make content because they enjoy it. when he brough up the point about longer, documentary style videos getting more engagement, it sounds likes he means they only make content for money?? even if money is a side of it, no one is spending 2 months of their time on a 3 hour video essay ONLY for money. theyre doing it because theyre passionate about what they create.

[@HungerGamesFan00]

Fredrik Knudsen's video on Deep Blue, Wendigoon's video on the Monument Mythos, and Quinton Reviews's iCarly... p r o j e c t being three examples

[@gargles5270]

@@HungerGamesFan00 and now the 8 hour long victorious video!!! no way they did that only for money

[@neen2660]

Criticizing people who influence suicide but is literally keemstar

[@Gloomdrake]

Everything Keemstar hates about KZbin is something he made popular

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Never commit suicide, everything gonna C alright

[@kraft.singles]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 based channel 5 watcher

[@talismanontargett]

this guy is straight up every man at my retail jobs who would see my pride flag pin during june and literally make it a point to tell me how stonewall should have been peaceful and we would have gotten our rights faster 🙄🙄🙄

[@modestrocker1]

straight men do be dumb

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

Wow I'm so glad no one was stupid enough to try and make that argument when i was working retail because i would have speed ran losing my job

[@altusshow7574]

@@modestrocker1 hey, I'm a straight man and...uh....okay yeah. We're pretty dumb.

[@mintvelvet3351]

@@altusshow7574 yeah, shut up.

[@maretwoo]

@@altusshow7574 dont worry, we all are dumb.

[@consentclub8431]

Keemstar doesn't want to accept that almost everyone around him eventually grew up.

[@jetmcgee4218]

That's what happens when you rely heavily on childish disagreements for a career

[@NotSomeone68]

Generic comment to increase engagement statistics.

[@imaperson5268]

@@NotSomeone68 nice bait bro

[@Highwizardd]

grew up or had to flee the country to avoid arrest

[@NotSomeone68]

@@imaperson5268 ?bait? It is what it looks like. When i watch a video, I 'Like' it and leave a copy/paste comment and reply. To increase engagement statistics.

[@ezelllohar]

i'll never get over how keem's facial hair looks like a carpet that's been glued to his face.

[@boop9173]

Omg it does wtf

[@ruhronann]

y’know those standing santa claus decorations that your mom or grandma probably has out during christmas and how the facial hair always has a weird look to it? That’s what his facial hair looks like..

[@dilatheworld]

to me it looks like he shaved his pubes off and put them in a bowl and mixed it with clear elmers glue + black dye and just smeared it on his face

[@benjaminstevens4468]

I was just wondering if his beard is fake! Obviously he has facial hair, but the front just looks so weird! 0 skin shows through, until about an inch left or right of his mouth! I know some people have super dense facial hair, and it grows in different patterns but usually the hair doesn’t form an unbroken wall around the edge of a person’s lips!

[@dilatheworld]

@@benjaminstevens4468 i think he paints it with beard paint tbh

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Dudes like Keem are the reason why dudes like me have had women in bars come up to us going “please pretend to be my husband/boyfriend/brother, I need to get this creep away from me” Like I got your back sis operation creepus deletus is a go

[@anonymous_afro]

I think you deserve a reply, creepus deletus is ingenious

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

Honestly doing that is such a power move and we appreciate it so much. Like if I walk up to a stranger and ask him to do that, clearly I feel unsafe. So. Thank you.

[@leahflower9924]

How did they know they could trust you? Kidding but honestly I've seen that in movies

[@jenm1]

@@leahflower9924 I've done that plenty of times. Women just have a radar for guys with empathy

[@violetheise4717]

Thank you for your service

[@eleanorread3881]

Keemstar’s beard upsets me on a visceral level. It’s just so….. dense looking. I know there’s gonna be bugs living in that thing.

[@transfixedtomography]

it looks like a dirty apartment wall with moss growing on it

[@xenadanavira7082]

i know you probably don’t care cus this was 8 months ago but you have bugs that live on your face and eat sebum and dead skin, people with beards have an excessive amount of them because the bugs come out onto your face when you’re sleeping because it’s the time of day where you have the most amount of grime on your face, so if you have a beard it’s perpetually night for them inside of it, so a beard that dense is definitely swarming full of bugs

[@flesh.c0nsum3r]

Well they've already built their nests there, it would be almost unethical for him to shave it off. He'd be destroying their homes :( /j

[@luviesammie]

Keemstar needs to be careful he put himself up on such a high pedestal he might run out of oxygen up there...actually can we keep him up there? Like for science....

[@quinceyclouds3208]

this is the kind of man who if he tried to start a conversation with me I’d immediately try to ball up like a turtle and hope the void takes me away

[@somethingstupid1075]

yes exactly!!

[@leahflower9924]

Just say you're about to throw up and maybe he'll walk away

[@ams197610]

This is every immature friend who is forty, wants you to drink all night with him even though you have work tomorrow. When you tell him no, he whines that nobody wants to have fun anymore.😒

[@TrixieTheShark]

Thats keemstar in a nutshell. Lol he seriously needs to grow up

[@ViolentAurora]

That is an alcoholic and yes lol

[@MF-R]

I think there's a tumor in my brain that sees "🦀 🦀" and immediately interprets that as the crab rave music.

[@rosecity_chris]

Keem made a career off exploiting the fact no one could punch him behind the safety of a screen. Now that the internet found another way to keep clowns like him accountable, he wanna quit lol

[@trash_bender420]

Cancel culture is real I guess, but the term is totally ruined. The way I would describe it: it's either a hit piece/fake rumor/false allegation, or somebody getting held accountable for doing something shitty. Calling it cancel culture at this point is just taking all the nuance out of the phenomenon, and can immediately be assumed that the term is only being used for a political reason

[@psykodactyle]

Residents

[@shenanitims4006]

The Right-wing canard “Cancel Culture ,” has always been a “thing,” it’s just both sides are now wielding it. Look up Bill Maher’s TV shows in the 90s, early aughts when he criticized President Jr. for making up patently false “evidence,” and invading Iraq and assassinating Saddam Hussein. Maher lost a lot of viewership, advertisers, etc. Or during the same period when the religious right were attacking schools for teaching science instead of fantasy sky wizards. Sex education? Kids don’t need that!

[@corverickg7261]

"Man, that weed's making me...aggressive." Subscribed just for that lmao

[@j.helena8334]

that keemstar video is literally the embodiment of "old man yells at cloud"

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

Keemstar is actually 86 years old that's canon

[@cavetomytown3812]

“Freedoms of speech means nothing to me, die.” Is something I really connect with, also banger outfit!!

[@AK-rx8gp]

Why is keemstar acting like he's not a tea channel

[@mistycs4368]

I can't understand how that guy survived so much time in the KZbin being a terrible person

[@ArtemisKitty]

The audience. There are more than enough of them, sadly.

[@anidnmeno]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@thegreatopotato2719]

if i wasnt dying already the pow pow at 8:26 killed me, well done bestie.

[@saxdude3]

It's golden.

[@ussinussinongawd516]

I thought you mean the native american pow wow omg

[@jankylanky]

This is fantastic news

[@Kekktye]

"Canceling" is always a matter of perspective If you have a massive reactionary audience like Keemstar, there is no canceling you. The N-word clips are already out. I think Keem is just slowly coming to terms with KZbin no longer being a reactionary echo chamber. Slowly, his audience is being educated and leaving.

[@samo5566]

im really liking this white hair arc going on.

[@ethanisonline]

Thank you!!

[@asheronthehoise4813]

Fr he looks great !!!!

[@girlboss9662]

Is that a WEED?? also, Keemstar? More like Keem supernova 🥁 (get it, cuz a supernova is like a dead/dying star lolol)

[@ArtemisKitty]

Or KeemventHorizon, as nothing good ever emerges from there, and anything that gets too close is lost forever?

[@thedrugthatkilled]

It's a crayon

[@kiralonely1307]

*aggressively puts 9-1-1 into the microwave*

[@Emily-ro7mv]

I hope he stays gone but he probably won't which is sad

[@abbyvanemden2034]

Lighting a j*int in the first 30 seconds of the video has earned you a spot as my new favorite youtuber

[@katekursive1370]

Yeah, I wish. He's like an evolved mold strain

[@elliejelly8815]

Cordyceps on the brain

[@void3926]

Literally found this video as I was starting to get zooted. You make listening to Keemstar and staring at his knome face not only bearable, but f u n! Kudos, dude!!

[@sortasofi254]

ding dong the witch is dead

[@zucchinibreath666]

"Old man shakes fist at sky"

[@emeliabaccile1058]

random side note, i'm fairly new to your channel and it's truly one of my favorites. i know you're going places, ethan!

[@loriepilt]

this video has been the perfect background for my study for external psychology exams - thank you for helping me get through it lmao

[@groundsdocteam2125]

Guess we should start doing youtube drama. Someone's gotta step up.

[@smuthbag8308]

I love your content dude!! Every aspect of it is so enjoyble, keep it up man :))

[@Pandapower24]

I’ve been feeling sick recently and this has helped me stay entertained while I go shopping for medicine, thanks 👍🏼

[@trainsonplanes709]

So, did you get better? I hope so, cheers!

[@ruthizred9090]

There is plenty of drama on KZbin, I don't know what Keemstar is talking about

[@wondering616]

Yo Ethan I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but I just wanted to say hi before you go big on yt because you fcking deserve it dude, great work, much pleasure listening to you, congrats.

[@AaronYorkYT]

Keem craps voice triggers my fight or flight

[@whereverimayroar]

How come I don't have any notifications on for YT and still don't miss any videos from my fav channels I'm subed to? It's really funny how low Keem thinks of his fans, that they are so stupid they get distracted from watching his videos lol

[@shenanitims4006]

Keemstar angry over diverse content. Somehow such a problem doesn’t mesh well… or at all, with his “cancel culture” excuse. Wait, if this era of cancel culture is making everyone afraid of going against the grain, how is everything becoming too diverse? Wait… he’s also just “too old?” KZbin stopped showing me the same content, and started showing me different videos along the lines of things I’ve enjoyed watching!?! Boo-hoo! I hate seeing content I want to see. And if he can’t remember the name of his favorite channel to throw in occasionally to catch up, who’s fault is that? I kind of like not being treated like a horse with blinders on.

[@sconie4335]

i didn't even have to dress up and go door to door to get the best treat of them all?? sick nasty! (fr tho, i love how your style is evolving with each bideo! you're killin it!!

[@mobiusstripper7279]

I love your energy! Your aggressively stoned energy, lol

[@asimplecabbage6694]

I'm literally sitting here watching a months-old video about fuckin keemstar of all things. Ethan i am begging you please release more videos like clearly I am desperate.

[@ViolentAurora]

At this point in my life, I feel secure in my level of education, and very confident in saying that every single thing Keemstar says is entirely wrong. His mindset is incorrect, he is wrong and a liar.

[@mdoodles__]

goodbye Keemstar,won’t be missed😙✨✨

[@peterokii]

so keemstar is mad that he doesnt have an echo chamber and that other youtubers dont want to be friend with him, go figure. also he looks like a garden gnome.

[@l.solveig9250]

"I'm gonna cancel culture you!" This is incredibly funny for a video about such serious topics

[@wormwarning]

I've seen like two??? other videos about k33m store, but it feels like fresh knowledge watching this love the vids 💪💪

[@drewbleee]

In summary...keemstar is a problematic hypocrite and deserves to leave. The video was well put together by the way!

[@MrHendrix17]

If cancel culture was the problem Keem makes it out to be he wouldn't have a career to retire from by now

[@4ng3lf4c3]

I’d be really interested if you did a video on Jontron. I’ve been a fan of his even before the flex tape blow up and didn’t know about his history

[@ethanisonline]

idk it’s a tough topic because there’s a lot to cover, maybe someday, but there’s a lot of great videos out there already!

[@4ng3lf4c3]

@@ethanisonline I completely understand that :)

[@mistycs4368]

Your video made my day so much better ❤

[@abandonedknowledge]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SMOKE ON KZbin NOW.

[@ethanisonline]

Hahaha I didn’t either but maybe I slipped through the cracks 🤷‍♂️

[@leamath872]

My head spinner when you said JonTron. Now I’m in a sad rabbit hole fuck

[@annie90537]

god, keemstars pattern of speech absolutely pisses me off, nevermind the things he talks about

[@BenJamminJamz]

Came to reflect on a happier moment in YT history, stayed for Ethan's FABULOUS fit.

[@leomorris7573]

regarding the tobuscus thing while the sexual assaults mentioned in the post specifically weren't backed multiple people who knew him said he was known for sexually harassing women (such as exposing himself to them in public) and tobys initial defense of himself (saying that they dated but he never did anything without her consent) was fully contradicted by a later defense he made saying they never dated and she came on to him

[@jennacolt7840]

oh my god the fit is incredible. OVERALLS YES

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

Natalie Maine of The Chicks (formerly The Dixie Chicks) was cancelled BIG TIME by country music listeners when she spoke out against Bush and the war. They literally burned their CD's in the streets and cried in disappointmen that a country singer would not just "shut up and sing" which is literally what a woman said to her once in a letter or something. She sings about it in Not Ready To Make Nice. They've always been cancelling people.

[@greyisnthere]

We should get Drama Alert and PUSH IT somewhere else!

[@christopherhansen9026]

Imagine the fugue state you have to live in to follow “there is no fun in the community from the perspective of drama” with “everyone just wants to pull on your emotions” Keemstar what is drama how does it work what does it do???

[@brennagera9029]

Omfg just got a pit in my stomach finding out I've been supporting JonTron so long and had NO IDEA his views till now???

[@MultiJordan2005]

No one wants to take over Keemstar's position on Drama Alert because then they would have to deal with Keemstar the garden gnome every day.

[@kezyne]

hi! just wanted to put in my two cents about the joke you made at abt 13:30. i know you aren't intending to make fun of people with speech impediments but it's always important to remember who is ultimately affected by joking like that about things that people can't control - keemstar himself or someone watching this video who has a speech impediment/talks like that sometimes? no hard feelings though of course! just something i felt like i had the power to bring to your attention. other than that though - great video! everything else was really funny :] i'm here from that time that you did a little promo at the end of nick's video and i'm enjoying my stay so far! i like your style of videos a lot.

[@alicemirga2435]

The starting joint really brought the whole clip together lmao

[@WishGender]

Ethan’s drip in this video is *chef’s kiss* incredible

[@beeboop8374]

Lol I felt that comment shout out I’m binge watching these while knitting

[@poopass7067]

just finding out that walking meme mr memestar was going to quit and then google tells me he decided not to i have gone through a whirlwind of emotions in the past 6 minutes

[@puella5199]

you give off the same vibe as kuncan dustner

[@joeyturbo11]

I watched each and every one of the videos regarding Keemstar quitting, and I will say, yours is the best.

[@DwayneIsKing]

Gotta remember that even the damn Dixie Chicks got canceled for a while in the early 2000's

[@dokidoki65]

Remember when we all thought content cop did anything meaningful

[@castielnovak2900]

Didn't it, I feel like ricegum fell off harsh after AJP came out

[@thisisjustaflashback]

I think im addicted to your videos now Ethan

[@madfisch473]

i had straight up never heard any of that stuff about jon tron-wasn’t a fan or a subscriber of his, though i may have seen one of his videos before but DAMN good to know

[@clioalexandra6485]

Keemstar talking about hero's and villains is very interesting. I think you're exactly right. He's the villain.

[@blaisegirl420]

This is so hilarious, I love how aggressive you got 😂

[@AgustinValdesxyoloswag]

you got me depressed over something that happened over 5 years ago, I didn't know it was possible. Thank you, I'll binge watch your channel now.

[@pastelcharmander1610]

people dont know the difference between "cancel culture" and being put in an internent "time out"

[@freakenstein1204]

k**mstar looks like he bought his beard at party city

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Unless I’m mistaken, his Wikipedia has been wiped of any mention he went mainstream as part of the troll group ‘Federation of @sshole Gamers’ - you can do the acronym, and you know how he’s historically used that slur. He’s never been a good person, and he’s always deserved to be de-platformed. Also cheers hope the joint was a good one 👌🏻😶‍🌫️

[@ussinussinongawd516]

Thanks angie

[@clioalexandra6485]

I'm so proud to say that this is the first time I've ever heard Keemstar's voice.

[@z0e898]

Keemstar might wanna learn about Lenny Bruce if he thinks "cancel culture" is this rampant problem that only just started

[@jaebebifi]

This has nothing to do with the video but I got a 25 minute long ad for what seems like a scam website called "TESLER". It's currently playing through on mute. Ad block is for cowards.

[@2120musiclover]

You were in my recommended and now I’m binging. Subscribed!

[@skibiditoiletfan101]

ever since creamstar left, global warming stopped, multiple cures for cancer have been found, and homeless people all have jobs and homes

[@notyourboi4076]

I'm sure somewhere there is an essay about thanos queerbaiting, which is definitely something.

[@Aeschyne]

Keen always looks like he has a carpeted traffic cone taped to his face

[@LoreleiCatherine]

“Hobophobic” I AM DONEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starcriture]

Oh my GOD this is so nostalgic. why were we so insane back then 😪

[@corbinpeacock8722]

I kinda figured Ethan smoked weed. But I didn't expect him to do it on camera. +10 cool points.

[@ewqasdcxz7329]

he was the type of kids that would cry as soon as they lost a game but expect hes worst

[@bigtimebusinessman8978]

i would like to announce that i am going to subscribe

[@bigtimebusinessman8978]

i did it

[@samr8889]

Holy crap, he did that childish harassment disguised as “trolling” when he was 27?!

[@Poltergeist329]

love your content! i find you super funny and have been binging your content! :^) quick thing though: were the tobuscus allegations definitively proven untrue? i thought it was all still up in the air. toby is still a creep given the other (corroborated) actions he took, but i'm just wondering if anyone has a source for the veracity of the tumblr post, since i haven't found anyone saying something like that.

[@trickymarigold]

Keemstar talking about “responsibilities” on drama alert like he’s the man with the nuclear button.

[@hank7872]

Ugh ur so cute and just lighting up at the start of the video is so powerful

[@heszedjim9699]

On the sponsor clip keemstar definitely says hobophobic lmak

[@TerpeneGamer]

With a video intro like that I gotta sub lol