Cereal Mascot (power level) Tier List

[@ThePsychoRenegade]

Chocula got snubbed. Whole list sucks.

[@user-wj9vu4fl6p]

massive L

[@JazzyFizzleDrummers]

Don't be mad because Leo is right, friend.

[@Sara-xf7ls]

Boo(berry)-hoo

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Just because you like the cereal doesn't mean Count Chocula isn't kind of pathetic

[@inkstersincoporated5076]

ong

[@brimming]

That fucking giant ogre out of nowhere made me think I had missed some crucial Leo Vader lore

[@Jokerman9540]

Actually Shrek is a very popular character, I’m surprised you haven’t heard of him.

[@oswizzle8542]

@@Jokerman9540 well what does it do

[@pandapandapandarichmond3701]

As a newer viewer I’m glad to know I’m not the only one seeing it

[@GreenCloversGuy]

He's over 100 years old, Sunny Jim must be in the public domain, right? Gonna add this dude to all my creative works

[@inmiseryseekrootbeer4966]

I like your thinking

[@Buttington_Headerson]

You mean Jim Dumps

[@Sara-xf7ls]

@@Buttington_Headerson yeah my man JD

[@mockenmeyer]

No, Sunny Jims isn't going to be in the public domain until 2034, cause it's life of author+70 years and author died in 1964

[@crowscrawl]

@@mockenmeyer i can wait 12 years

[@voidishprattles4319]

I literally feel bad for the cocoa puffs bird. He's trying so hard to avoid his addiction and better his life, but his society won't let him, and actively try to induce his mental breakdowns by surrounding him with his addiction causing his whole life to be nothing but a sugary cocoa blur. Sunny the Cocoa Puffs bird is a truly punished character.

[@carnage0685]

Completely agree. I feel absolutely awful for the poor guy.

[@manyregrets8650]

Now I want a dark R-rated movie about Sunny doing a john wick style rampage to kill his enablers

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@manyregrets8650 That'd be sick. I was thinking on more the dramatic route, like "Trainspotting but with breakfast cereal" 😂

[@Jjgm69]

​​​@@manyregrets8650more like a mk ultra tipe movie, the cereal is a lie sunny

[@Geidi174]

I'd watch a video about that

[@SoCalMinion]

"His Jim Dumps lookin' ass" is so funnily savage for a reference I literally just learned about

[@stanisawkaminski887]

Just imagine the Kellog's mascots' power levels if they unionized!

[@highgrounder]

Some powers are just not meant for this world lol

[@theDuckysaurus]

Kellogg’s Cinematic Universe might slap

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@theDuckysaurus Crackle and Pop even.

[@AverySadBear]

It would be pretty busted...

[@jorkkeker8097]

What you’re missing about Jarvis is that he could create a chain effect if the wizards he makes turn more people into wizards until every being in existence is a reflection of himself. The absolute vision of this man is a menace to society.

[@LeoVader]

damn good point. in the future 50% of humanity will be wizards and the other half will be the honeycomb guy

[@AlystrZelland]

Exactly. S Tier.

[@BigJambo]

@@LeoVader A great battle of wizards and honeycomb addicts is inevitable

[@kassowary8673]

@@LeoVader New Warhammer setting?

[@Captain_ACAB]

But if EVERYONE is a wizard, doesn’t that basically mean NO ONE is a wizard?

[@peppydisc1935]

I'm glad someone FINALLY had the courage to make this list, well done Leo.

[@JacobGeller]

I'm calling KZbin HQ to get you demonetized for that shocker joke, SIR

[@ordinarytree4678]

"Fear of Cereal" when?

[@nefariousyawn]

Mr Geller, I'm going to need you to give us a deep dive into your favorite cereal mascot lore, synthesizing it with some heady literature and maybe referencing some lesser known video game. Thanks!

[@Jjgm69]

SHOOOOOKERRR

[@FlyoverCulture]

Follow-up: When children ask Cap'n Crunch to "crunchatize" them, what are they demanding he do? Is that a power with combat capabilities?

[@TomWalsh1]

I believe it’s a conscription-based power used to generate a vast child navy and sustain the captain’s many overseas wars

[@kylegonewild]

@@TomWalsh1 It's a Flying Dutchman kind of thing. You serve on the Cap'n's ship for a period of time, raiding coastal cities for milk and bowls, helping him find new children to bind to the ship and produce ever increasing amounts of puffed cereal product.

[@dzanderallison]

I always figured the children became the cereal. Never did like Cap'n Crunch.

[@norton660]

You should've ranked the crazy squares, Leo. A whole box of them could be like piranhas to demolish any foes that stand in their way.

[@Lismakingmovie]

The thing about the squares though, is they are self destructive. Sure, if they collaborated they could tear through the entire box, _and_ the guy trying to eat them, however the the owning class turns them against each other and convinces them to eat one another for the small chance that one day they might be the one to have the box in their hand. The prolesquareiat is plagued by infighting and self hatred, and unless they unite and learn to work together, they will never be free. Anyway yeah those squares are crazy little guys

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@Lismakingmovie prolesquareiat, nice

[@Zyphent]

Can't believe we neglected to mention Captain Crunch's ability to "crunchetize" kids by turning them into cereal in the real world and devouring them while their consciousness is sent on a wacky cartoon adventure.

[@scottdunn9784]

I love what you do Leo, it’s so bizarre but really hilarious and unique.

[@_sealbro]

me too

[@racistpandagod]

Here we go again, deep into Leo's fever dream riddled brain

[@jonathonhenry9534]

I love the eldritch monster as the analogy for the audience

[@wizardcud]

17:09 this is why Leo’s humor is one of my favorites on youtube

[@brimming]

That moment was S tier

[@karasu9]

He's so good

[@Murmaider4]

Exactly right, that shit was spot on. I came down here just to give it appreciation

[@riftlee]

I choked on my dinner watching it

[@goopy2585]

it pained me to see Toucan Sam in F tier but you're absolutely right

[@lateehatee]

An incredible video, but I’d like to argue that pre-70s sugar bear is an unbeatable cryptid with no weaknesses who can commit crimes against both others and nature all with a calm, almost cheerful demeanour. The first few sugar bear commercials keep me up at night that one day he might come for me, and I pray for granny good witch.

[@Tankirb]

I dont think he ever stopped being an unbeatable creature.

[@ordinarytree4678]

"If you know whats good for you, Weetabix" is truly terrifying.

[@SteeleGolem]

I was always creeped out by the fact that the E.L. Fudge cookies were in the shapes of the elves. I had to bite their heads off first to put them out of their misery.

[@the3dluxe53]

Sugar Bear is an unstoppable force. In the early commercials he casually walked through brick walls and bent iron bars.

[@Wyrmknave]

In the UK we've got Coco the Monkey and I remember he overcame a crocodile who wanted his cereal on the reg, I think with the help of like a crew of other animals. I think that warrants a C.

[@boredatwarwick]

Professor Weeto could shrink to a molecular level and had the power to turn milk "chocolatey" which is akin to a type of biological warfare. I'd put him as A-tier. There was also the golden nuggets prospector who was armed with a pick axe but that's pretty crude in the grand scheme of things so he's D tier. The honey monster is pure S-tier nightmare fuel. Mans built like a brick shithouse

[@echidna8159]

Eddie from the Ready Brek adverts fell into a bowl of the stuff (like a Batman villain) and gained radioactive glowing powers and the ability to morph into the shape of literally anything. That's at least B tier.

[@levydeat]

That part about every cereal mascot skateboarding opened a vault of nostalgia for 2000s children’s brand marketing where the characters were always skateboarding or rollerblading or doing Xtreme sports

[@addyhadmelike655]

The cookie cop had me rolling A tier, no C tier , no A tier, ok B tier

[@anywhere_but_here]

damn thats clever, i didnt pick up on that until i saw your comment

[@petbij]

I thought the space monster was going to be a cereal mascot and was waiting for you to get to him.

[@chet_awesomelad]

Weetabix aren't originally British! They were invented in Australia and they were originally a food for soldiers, sorta like ship's biscuit, where it's essentially just the most basic form of food, full of calories, designed to last as long as possible. God only knows how that somehow became a cereal.

[@IsacMH]

Having little to no knowledge of any of these characters and cereals, it was a lot of fun just experiencing them for the first time pitted against each other in power. The frog seems mad weak, easy F tier

[@Tankirb]

I think sugar bear could defeat lucky. Sugar bear has been shown capable of flying to jupiter in a matter of seconds, time travel, breathing in space, capable of entering electronics and trapping other people in them. His main reacurring character he defeats is a magic user meaning he knows the matchup. Hes also been shown capable of turning off your tv which considering he's a fictional character is an impressive feat. He also has a direct line to millions of kids willing to come and help him and considering lucky's main oponent is just a handful of kids at a time would likely give him some trouble.

[@sketchydude8431]

Honestly? I could see it going either way Lucky and Sugar Bear are such top tier characters in the Cereal Brand Cinematic Universe that it's hard to pick a true winner

[@wsc0tt]

Yeah, I don't think this video considered the old commercials where Granny Goodwitch treats him like the Terminator. Also, Lucky is one of those mascots that always loses to kids in the end, that's got to knock him down a bit.

[@Adam-vq1uy]

"It's clear he doesn't see Diggum Frog as the slightest threat to him or his family" is a great line that adds to the cultural history of humanity.

[@AudreyGB]

This is the most underrated video on KZbin. When I saw it I was filled with vim, and from that day forth became bright as Sunny Jim.

[@lukeahlemeier6379]

New Jacob Geller and Leo Vader vids today?! This is great!

[@ProfaneGrue]

Toucan Sam has magical teleporting frootloop rings, surely that must count for something.

[@mysticx0]

bro....this is the greatest and most original tier list ever! i love this!!

[@Will-wg1rn]

The creativity in your videos is unmatched. Like how do you even think of these topics then delivery top tier commentary

[@mikemaciaszek3508]

New Leo Vader vid just dropped. All my homies love Leo Vader

[@Red.oystercult]

I can't rewatch all of Leo's videos again. Please recommend similar people while i go and rewatch it all again anyways

[@RATCONQUESO]

It took me like 2 rewatches to catch the ACAB joke

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

Leo has an extremely stressful life damn

[@1Hawkears1]

I'm so full from cereal yum

[@ezra_rosco3]

You all know that the cinnamon toast crunch guys are the most powerful

[@Peteparker_]

This is the epic content my subconscious yearns for in the awful day-to-day trudge of life. Thank you!

[@triplethraet]

i love the window bits, it's a genius way on inserting the screen into the show. these videos are always hilarious as well.

[@today4561official]

I love how he talks in this video like its an essay worth 75% of his grade

[@realityblooms]

This is too good. Holy smokes

[@TheBigPoin]

You're the only youtuber who can consistently make me laugh out loud, even when I'm just alone in my room. Keep up the good work man, love the content

[@TheBoomamatic]

The whole tone and delivery behind the whole giant space entity interactions is excellent and makes me want a show about a guy confronted with a cosmic horror of unfathomable power who is kinda just, mildly unsettled by the whole thing

[@ShortyMrTrix]

You’ll be at the top of the game in no time, love your vids. Keep marchin on man!

[@CaptainBonClay]

The snack crackle pop joke earned you a sub

[@archenjol9726]

discovered your channel while on an acid trip and have since been obsessed with your videos. thank u for this king

[@kif1983]

The one I remember most, outside of Tony and Snap Crackle Pop, is the Honey Monster from a cereal called Sugar Puffs, which happens to be the UK version of that frog cereal according to Google.

[@drawnsilhouette]

You're the best Leo! I was surprisingly invested in this tier list. I'm all in on Lucky I think, despite history ya just can't beat the luck of the Irish..

[@olivianeugeboren602]

Wtf I thought ud only been streaming for months but no! KZbin just didn't put your last 4 vids in my sub feed. And jeez, congrats on 100k!!! I've been following ur growth since like 15k and you quickly became one of my fav youtubers, and I'm stoked ur channel is growing so fast, it's extremely deserved

[@MeAkaArthurDavies]

that video was just- good- like that was just honestly a great youtube video!

[@songoten597]

I love thia channel. You never know when or what he'll upload. A true gem.

[@MiketheTzar]

The first thing I noticed is your internet comment etiquette t shirt and I'm instantly a fan and subscriber. God bless you magical internet man.

[@sidneymadu3816]

Vader's shirt is comedy gold👌

[@PieBathBob]

just wanna say i'm glad i stumbled across your channel, i've never been bored watching one of your vids and you deserve a lot more attention for what you do

[@Milkex]

Rocking that Big Money Salvia merch. Nice!

[@felipek7324]

GODFUCKING DAMMIT LEO UR FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN BRO CANNOT BE STOPPED BANGER AFTER BANGER

[@highpol1ce]

"It might just be a plane with eyes..." Did you not stop to think.. Lucky could've turned one of the kids into the plane?!

[@deonsmith227]

Loved to see Apple and Cinnamon in B tier but I feel like you could've put them in S. Most of the time the power of friendship is all you need.

[@mr.creeper6836]

The cinnamon squares are psychopaths. Literally cannibalistic mass murder in every, EVERY commercial. At least B tier.

[@JoeMamasBestie]

I actually love the re-watch value of your videos. I can come back a few months later and the jokes still land!

[@Lismakingmovie]

Good video but opening on Jim dumps was maybe a mistake on account of I kept thinking about they made a guy called Jim dumps and laughing so I couldn't pay attention. 10/10

[@MF-R]

I agree that your three are the top tier. The Honey comb demon is indeed dangerous. And Lucky, aswell as the RC Elves are clearly magical, and Op; but also the best cereals. Lucky Charms for sweet, Rice Crispy for more reasonable breakfast.

[@Your2ndPlanB]

Growing up in a nation without cereal just adds to the unhinged-ness of this vid. I'm putting it in S-tier.

[@CensoredHarbor]

I like this tier list because you did so much good work to put it together. At first I avoided it because a lot of tier list content is low effort riffing, but this was a full ass Vader vid I was missing out on. Great vid dude. Hope that ogre learns to talk about his feelings, and doesn't crush you.

[@5Amigos32]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You pick the best topics for videos

[@benjaminclarke8768]

Another nugget of solid gold. Can't wait for the next one 🤌

[@AlystrZelland]

I love the frame narrative of your essays. It's like a Grable: I don't know what the fuck's going on between the lecturing, but I'm here for it.

[@samuelworthwhit]

Bro wake up new Leo Vader video rating Cereal Mascots dropped

[@joshjager5831]

Don't forget that Cap'n Crunch has an army of crunchlings at his disposal, and if I remember Cap'n Crunches Crunchling Adventure properly, crunchlings can beat a turtle at skateboarding with ease

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

I didn’t expect the high fantasy weetabix animation to be similar to something like Watership down. Hell it was scary for no reason

[@1colonelsanders]

I'd like to propose that Snap Crackle and Pop should be moved down to A or B tier. Reasoning: Over the years they've been losing their powers to the point where now they're all just soulless husks with identical faces that can't do anything or think about anything other than making rice krispies.

[@carlosa1553]

This is my favorite channel

[@erikm8373]

I imagine in this hypothetical battle royale, some main points would be: -Tony the Tiger could likely take Snap, Crackle, or Pop individually and likely hold out against two of them for a while. If they could be split up or divided, I think they fall to being ganged up on by some of the weaker mascots. -Captain Crunch, being a captain, obviously has military and leadership experience. It's not implausible that some of the weaker mascots may enlist into his crew when they realize they can't win. -The honeycrisps craving is able to possess others, but we've only seen it take over children, if it attempted to possess another mascot, what could be the outcome? Would it gain their abilities, or reduce them into it's form? A terrifying concept, but either way I still believe that Lucky, with experience in charms and pagan sorcery, would likely be able to at least ward it off, if not banish it entirely.

[@kobura6316]

goddddamn another banger, you never miss Leo. bless you

[@vhs3760]

knowing too much about the history of cereal, I enjoy that this video is location tagged from Battle Creek.

[@anthonmecham5390]

Given the fact that the Honey Smacks frog is able to interact with himself on the box makes him an automatic A-tier. As we saw in the small clip you showed us, his double can leave the confines of the box if he chooses. This means the frog can clone himself a practically unlimited amount of times if he took over the Honey Smacks factory. Jarvis would also become S-tier given that he has a slightly different cloning ability and is a wizard. P.S. Captian Crunch sails the high C-tier.

[@BewareCS]

Cereal mascots have been a passion of mine since I was a young lad. Props to you for bringing this to light.

[@gamesgrave9180]

taking on the issues that really matter, I salute you good sir

[@elijahskywalker611]

Such amazing content. So clever and self aware

[@DanielFiala]

I always forget about the teleporting house framing device, which is weird cause I love it. It's like even the memory of it teleports out of my head

[@thomasrandall5902]

Leo Vader ur makin some pre serious content my dude i can totally see u being a big youtuber in the future like u just have that creativity its f***king serious.

[@austinohlrich9370]

The only tier list video ive genuinely enjoyed and not just used to kill time. You dont miss, Leo!!

[@maxwelltoland1100]

It’s hard to say the capn deserves a B tier , it’s been ignored that he’s able to crunchatize people and pull them into a realm that he controls , he’s like a cereal dormamu, trapping you on his ship forcing you to fight the soggies like Davey jones on the Flying Dutchman I’d argue S tier easy, he is a 5d being

[@lichlive4185]

The Leo Vader lore is expanding every new video

[@LithmusEarth]

15-16 minutes in was probably my favorite part, it would be a shame if you didn't make it that far.

[@iampinball3669]

Lucky could absolutely NOT flay Sugar Bear alive. You didn't go far back enough in Sugar Bear's repertoire to truly grasp the strength Sugar Bear has. Sugar Bear can not be damaged. Period. Look at ANY of his classic 40s-50s advertisements, he walks right through anything thrown at him as long as he has the motivation of success and Golden crisp cereal. If a new video rebuttal is not made fixing this issue I WILL be taking action.

[@JayColor]

Are the California Raisons considered cereal mascots? If so, they’re a strong S Tier. They had the power of R&B.

[@christophermiller3031]

Mmmmm... I for one can NOT resist a bowl of milk n' raisins. They way the raisins sink to the bottom of the bowl has me busting a gut every morning.

[@nio3027]

cereal twitter is gonna be so mad about this video

[@fooglemgoo7065]

Ok I just HAVE to mention something in regards to the fruit loops tucan, and that is the fact that as of a 2021 commercial labeled “follow your nose to Mt. Looperest the tucan seems to have the ability to open wormholes to an alternate fruit loops dimension. While this ability would not seem to have any attack power it could definitely be used to sneak up on an enemy or disappear and reappear mid fight

[@XynonXD]

Like your content, like the interconnected universe between episodes. Sub earned

[@breadsdead]

The honeycomb commercial is absolutely disturbing. I'm glad I don't remember it

[@callmeperch]

The honorable mentions at the end were priceless! Love your videos

[@horsebox5138]

Babe wake up new Leo vader dropped

[@Domina7ion]

I love how much you sell and then immediately apologise for the bad jokes

[@JoeMamasBestie]

I pray on your uploads. Keep it up dude! Found your channel on a whim It's one of my favorites by far

[@hobobohemian]

Jarvis could convince the kids following people like Captain Crunch to defect in turn for being a wizard. What’s cereal worth when you’re a wizard?

[@midnightdlx2816]

Another casual mention of wizards in this video. I'm going to have to watch the 'when you slip on a banana peel' video again for even deeper meaning

[@toromisher]

This is the Fate spinoff I never knew I needed.