Ceres: Earth's Mysterious Frozen Neighbor

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@geographicstravel
@geographicstravel 2 жыл бұрын
Go to thld.co/bosley_geographics_0322 and get your free Bosley Info Kit and $250 gift card. Thanks to Bosley for sponsoring today's video!
@isaaclux2128
@isaaclux2128 2 жыл бұрын
So, when are we gonna get the Astrographics channel?
@TheWonderingEnglishman
@TheWonderingEnglishman 2 жыл бұрын
Will you be getting your hair restored?
@connorbosley4431
@connorbosley4431 2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely weird for me
@everydayhero5076
@everydayhero5076 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess Keeps has had its day and is no longer what the cool kids use.
@EdwinDekker71
@EdwinDekker71 2 жыл бұрын
Go to DITRH and wise up.
@liqqit
@liqqit 2 жыл бұрын
"The first man to sniff out uranus" SERIOUSLY SIMON??? AHAHAHAHAHA
@ThomasJHorrego
@ThomasJHorrego 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@ryanwaege7251
@ryanwaege7251 2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video there to recover my composure!
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
I woke up my Wife laughing.
@duncancurtis1758
@duncancurtis1758 2 жыл бұрын
The Bottom Inspectors
@tjwatts1207
@tjwatts1207 2 жыл бұрын
This made my morning, thank you!
@fydrautha
@fydrautha 2 жыл бұрын
“All we’ve ever known is low-g and an atmosphere we can’t breathe. Earthers get to walk outside into the light, breathe pure air, look up at a blue sky, and see something that gives them hope. And what do they do? They look past that light, past that blue sky. They see the stars, and they think, ‘Mine’.”
@ctubridy
@ctubridy 2 жыл бұрын
Leviathan Wakes?
@fydrautha
@fydrautha 2 жыл бұрын
@@ctubridy indeed
@buncer
@buncer 2 жыл бұрын
@@fydrautha /The Expanse “Capital” of the OPA.
@academyofshem
@academyofshem 2 жыл бұрын
@@ctubridy It was one of the seagulls from "Finding Nemo."
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
@@fydrautha Anderson Dawes - Season 1 Episode 5, "Back to the Butcher," _The Expanse._
@gregoryturner9530
@gregoryturner9530 2 жыл бұрын
"Sniffed out Uranus" - Dammnit Simon & Co. I wasn't expecting that on this channel lmao
@archgeneral509
@archgeneral509 2 жыл бұрын
I heard it and instantly thought, "Which channel did I click again?"
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын
That perked my ears up LOL
@BryanYoung322
@BryanYoung322 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that too! 🤣
@JaredLS10
@JaredLS10 2 жыл бұрын
Brain Blaze bleeding over to the other channels.
@richardkennedy8481
@richardkennedy8481 2 жыл бұрын
I was offended.
@ignitionfrn2223
@ignitionfrn2223 2 жыл бұрын
1:25 - Chapter 1 - The secret world 5:05 - Chapter 2 - Hidden oceans & ice volcanoes 9:15 - Mid roll ads 10:30 - Chapter 3 - The celestial police 14:00 - Chapter 4 - Tiny, insignificant specks 17:55 - Chapter 5 - A glimmer of hope 20:40 - Chapter 6 - Dawn of an era ?
@Psychid5
@Psychid5 2 жыл бұрын
14:49 Where William Hershel allegedly sniffed out Uranus.
@khaccanhle1930
@khaccanhle1930 2 жыл бұрын
You're a freaking hero
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
@@Psychid5 Scientific Watch-Suggests cause the Learning never Ends: Want such?
@kingnaga619
@kingnaga619 2 жыл бұрын
Doing gods work, bud.
@edwardsmith7131
@edwardsmith7131 2 жыл бұрын
20:57 - "if you're a big enough nerd..." I humbly submit that we are ALL big enough nerds. At the very least for watching this video all the way through.
@spddiesel
@spddiesel 2 жыл бұрын
14:50 "... the man that first sniffed out Uranus..." 🤣🤣🤣 You're killing me, fact boy!
@pamelamays4186
@pamelamays4186 2 жыл бұрын
Simon, you have the most amazing script writers.
@Kyzrath
@Kyzrath 2 жыл бұрын
Allegedly.
@peterroberts4415
@peterroberts4415 2 жыл бұрын
If only he'd help write them too
@StressBurger
@StressBurger Жыл бұрын
shit he doesnt even write his own stuff? wtf lame
@BrianTBooher
@BrianTBooher 2 жыл бұрын
"Sniffed out Uranus!" - Now that is brilliant writing and bravo to Simon for being able to keep a straight face about it.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
this will never not be funny.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Жыл бұрын
@@Plethorality This is no laughing matter. Simon doesn't fool around when dispensing facts. He has devoted an enlightening video to each of the planets, including one with the straight poop on Uranus.
@Brownyman
@Brownyman 2 жыл бұрын
"There are no laws on Ceres, just cops."
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
@PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 жыл бұрын
“Have you cried so hard, your tears turn to blood?”
@factfanboi8014
@factfanboi8014 2 жыл бұрын
14:52 "the man who first sniffed out Uranus" classic blaze-esque moniker!
@twocvbloke
@twocvbloke 2 жыл бұрын
"The man who first sniffed out Uranus" - I may have just laughed a bit too hard at that bit of wordplay... :P
@gordondouglas2971
@gordondouglas2971 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 35, and I find it really depressing people haven't even been back to the moon during my lifetime. I know there have been a lot of interesting discoveries and images of space stuff, but I would really like to see a person walk on another planet, hopefully soon.
@nuru666
@nuru666 2 жыл бұрын
Just a few more years man!
@Genesis50000
@Genesis50000 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 30 and I get it man, I'm hopeful to see something make it back to the moon at least, If not possibly Mars
@TheItalianTrash
@TheItalianTrash 2 жыл бұрын
It's more depressing to know that around half of today's teenagers think that the bad "found footage" horror movie Apollo 18 where astronauts were murdered by rock aliens actually happened.
@austinchristmas6033
@austinchristmas6033 2 жыл бұрын
Nasa artemis mission
@stonecoldsteveaustin9353
@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheItalianTrash are u trying to tell me that "Apollo 18" wasn't a documentary of true events, and those astronauts weren't really murdered by rock aliens ? im sure next you'll be claiming that the moon landing footage was shot at a studio in Arizona or something, right ?
@sheriffarchon
@sheriffarchon 2 жыл бұрын
Geographics, Thank you for the excellent content which you produce. I look forward to what you may cover in the future.
@orangegalen
@orangegalen 2 жыл бұрын
4:17 "[...] which would mean there is more water on Ceres than there is on Earth." Nestlé: *heavy breathing*
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772 2 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@lucasdeaver9192
@lucasdeaver9192 2 жыл бұрын
"The man who first sniffed out Uranus" LOL! It never gets old!
@dirtynumb
@dirtynumb 2 жыл бұрын
These space episodes are really forming up to be my favourites.
@brianw612
@brianw612 2 жыл бұрын
A good way to visualize Ceres tiny size is to view the Great Lakes region in it's entirety. Ceres diameter wouldn't quite cover it.
@kenhiett5266
@kenhiett5266 2 жыл бұрын
That's why his comment about Ceres potentially having more water than Earth is so absurd. Even if Ceres, (434 million km³) was made 100% of water, it would still fall well short of the 1.386 billion km³ of water volume on Earth.
@llamasugar5478
@llamasugar5478 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, Ceres has been given the Astronomy Blaze treatment!
@kodiakjak1
@kodiakjak1 2 жыл бұрын
Time for a new channel. Astroblaze
@Amlaeuxrai
@Amlaeuxrai 2 жыл бұрын
Astroblaze new channel when
@kylarstern7627
@kylarstern7627 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd watch that.
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
@@Amlaeuxrai 7 months from now 😉
@tylor2765
@tylor2765 Жыл бұрын
​@@kodiakjak1 don't give the madman any ideas now
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
Ceres has interested me since they discovered those hydrated salts in '15. I'm glad you covered it. The history of astronomy deep in our system was well done, too. I knew all of it already, but you still made it pleasing to watch.
@eggshellgoesgaming
@eggshellgoesgaming 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how different astronomy would be if instead of asteroids they were named spaceballs, and Vesta would be a princess. Thanks Bosley for the glorious moichendizin.
@connorbosley4431
@connorbosley4431 2 жыл бұрын
You're welcome
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
Space balls is better!
@gunzakimbo
@gunzakimbo 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't you have the Schwartz too?" "No, he has the upside, I have the downside. Each Schwartz has two sides." xD
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
@@gunzakimbo I love that movie! R.i.p. John Candy. You made so many people laugh!
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 2 жыл бұрын
SPACEBALLS MERCHANDISE!
@zarasbazaar
@zarasbazaar 2 жыл бұрын
Calling Pluto a dwarf planet instead of a planet is a reclassification, not a demotion. It doesn't change Pluto's importance to science. The name simply better reflects Pluto's origin and role in the solar system.
@HkFinn83
@HkFinn83 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It’s not like an actual dwarf is a demotion from a full sized real human.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 2 жыл бұрын
Pluto is a planet. Just ignore the decision.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDredConspiracy A lot of those fancy degree-holding ninnies disagree with the decision as well since it is subjective and arbitrary itself
@SyxxPunk
@SyxxPunk 2 жыл бұрын
He's been switched from the smallest of the planets in our system to the King of the Dwarf Planets. Quite the promotion.
@ldubt4494
@ldubt4494 Жыл бұрын
@@cleanerben9636 well yeah, a dwarf planet is still a planet, just a small one. That is what the name means.
@ILoveMyMalinois
@ILoveMyMalinois 2 жыл бұрын
Oye Beltalowda!
@michaelosborn8613
@michaelosborn8613 2 жыл бұрын
Oye Beratna
@Chef_PC
@Chef_PC 2 жыл бұрын
Sasa ke, beratna?
@BaldingClamydia
@BaldingClamydia 2 жыл бұрын
*Caught the Douglas Adams reference!* They're more fun when they're more obscure :D
@kingshaat1101
@kingshaat1101 2 жыл бұрын
The Expanse vibes!
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
Beltalada!
@mrpdub2472
@mrpdub2472 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for an Expanse comment somewhere ☺
@treebush
@treebush 2 жыл бұрын
Sad the show got canceled
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
@@treebush it got picked up By Amazon a few years ago. Boy are you in for a ride!!
@treebush
@treebush 2 жыл бұрын
@@DesertFernweh didn't it get cancel again already
@multiyapples
@multiyapples 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for covering Ceres.
@Raggepagge
@Raggepagge 2 жыл бұрын
Ceres has watah?! Beltalawda!
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
Seen brada, Inner find out and de kona ship out for duster swimming pools, ke.
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
@PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 жыл бұрын
Go to Saturn, get the ice, back to Ceres, go to Saturn, get the ice, back to Ceres….
@420frankp
@420frankp 2 жыл бұрын
"Sniffed out Uranus". @14:50 How did you keep a straight face with that one, Simon? 🤣🤣🤣
@mirthenary
@mirthenary 2 жыл бұрын
I would rather watch this a 1000 times than any reality show on TV, this IS reality
@Shinzon23
@Shinzon23 2 жыл бұрын
Go watch The Expanse. Ceres is a location in the show.
@hen5555
@hen5555 2 жыл бұрын
Reality with a massive amount of speculation
@JamesHoffa1
@JamesHoffa1 2 жыл бұрын
Who cares what you want?
@JohnGardnerAlhadis
@JohnGardnerAlhadis 2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesHoffa1 Such a pointlessly hostile reaction, wtf.
@wwhite2958
@wwhite2958 2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that hair restoration products are being sponsored by a bald guy
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
He's the before picture
@The_Hero74_
@The_Hero74_ 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t want us to feel his pain when he goes outside in the summer
@carultch
@carultch 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see what Simon would look like if he had a full head of hair.
@dannymac6368
@dannymac6368 2 жыл бұрын
Title of the video has some gravity to it. 👌🏼
@scientchahming5
@scientchahming5 2 жыл бұрын
About 1% of Earth's gravity to it.
@allanlawrence7757
@allanlawrence7757 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this Ceres got some coverage finally! Not enough videos about it! Great video 📹 🎊🎈
@TheSleepSteward
@TheSleepSteward 10 ай бұрын
I will never not smirk when hearing about Uranus.
@MrTexasDan
@MrTexasDan 2 жыл бұрын
Pluto - 1930-2006 - Never Forget
@MrWillcapone
@MrWillcapone 2 жыл бұрын
"The man who first sniffed out Uranus" We smell what you did there...
@sethmaki1333
@sethmaki1333 2 жыл бұрын
I may stop laughing at "the man who sniffed out Uranus," but today is not that day.
@InterAstefanMechanic
@InterAstefanMechanic 11 ай бұрын
2:24 that i even can not imagine!!😄😄😄
@nycgatita
@nycgatita 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! Are you able to recollect all the details you inform us of? That would be amazing! A heck of a conversationalist!
@noahmead4652
@noahmead4652 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he forgets everything
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say Simon doesn’t do any research. :p. Simon: Research? I’ve got awesome writers for that!
@nycgatita
@nycgatita 2 жыл бұрын
@@nugboy420 ☺️
@titan9259
@titan9259 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he plays space engine
@justinabernathy6901
@justinabernathy6901 2 жыл бұрын
He has so many channels if he could remember everything he covered he would be the most knowledgeable human in all of history.
@Archangelm127
@Archangelm127 2 жыл бұрын
17:13 - Nice "Hitchhiker's Guide" reference. ;)
@D2theJ26
@D2theJ26 2 жыл бұрын
Best quote "the man who sniffed out Uranus." Lol
@stantheman9072
@stantheman9072 2 жыл бұрын
Quickly followed by an even better one when you think about it. The man who sniffed out Uranus proposed these new tiny objects be named ass-ter-rhoids. The rectal puns don’t get a-hole lot better than that. (Nope, not sorry for that one either.)
@Maffuman1
@Maffuman1 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 900 Km was also the size of the second Death Star 😳😳
@chrisvickers7928
@chrisvickers7928 2 жыл бұрын
I once had an idea for a testable hypothesis for why Bode's Law might appear to work for the innermost planets. It was during a 3rd year celestial mechanics course when I learned the general solution to the 3 or more body problem in Newtonian mechanics could not be solved. (Einsteinian mechanics are even worse because the general 2 body problem could not be solved.) We studied a restricted three body problem where the main body was far more massive than the second and the third body was of negligible mass. The solution to that problem leads to the calculation of the 5 Lagrange positions of equal gravitation. The James Webb Telescope currently occupies L3. Bode's Law might be a metastable solution for the many objects which form our Solar System. Uranus does not fit well and Neptune is way off because these planets have not orbited enough times to achieve their positions of metastability. Saturn, the last planet which follows Bode's Law has completed 150 million orbits while Neptune only 26 million orbits. My hypothesis at the time had the benefit of being impossible to disprove at the time because the computing power necessary to run the simulation did not exist in 1973. It does now and anyone who wants to should feel free to prove me wrong.
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын
I don't have the computing power available (unless this temperamental desktop I'm currently using counts) nor the expertise to program it. I however would be curious about the results if someone were to run a simulation and ascertain if the outer gas giants would resonate if given enough time.
@zimriel
@zimriel 2 жыл бұрын
JWST occupies STL2. L3 is the other side of the Solar System from Earth and is harder to shield
@felox1715
@felox1715 2 жыл бұрын
Ceres was once covered in ice, enough water to sustain a thousand generations. Until Earth and Mars stripped it away for themselves!
@Mister_Kourkoutas
@Mister_Kourkoutas 2 жыл бұрын
Beltalowda!
@josephlight349
@josephlight349 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Kourkoutas i wanted to make a comment to the effect of yours but wasnt sure what to say, thankyou.
@georgejones3526
@georgejones3526 2 жыл бұрын
And now Coca-cola’s doing the same thing to us.
@James-ho5te
@James-ho5te 2 жыл бұрын
We are Beltas! The belt belongs to us!
@Mister_Kourkoutas
@Mister_Kourkoutas 2 жыл бұрын
@@James-ho5te Nothing in the Void is foreign to us!
@kevinquist
@kevinquist 2 жыл бұрын
my son Is in Aerospace. He and his group put up a mirco satellite to study plasma pulse engines. people have NO CONCEPT of how much crap they have to do to get something in space. legally. mechanically. financially. their satellite was the size of a boot box. the actual engine was the size of a lawn mower. they had to prove, once launched. tested and studied, it would fall out of orbit and burn up in the atmosphere. $20,000. burned up. and it could stay in orbit for no more that 2 months. cant tell you about what the found out about it, but they were extremely happy. $20k worth every dime. people say "nasa canceled the probe" like it was a personal slight to them. no. nasa has (for example) $100M to spend. they tell people to submit their proposals. the one that can show the most bang for the buck, usually wins. the rest have to regroup and try again. When you have $30k to spend on a car. you may want the Lambo, Ferrari and Mercedes. but you are gonna get a used mustang. sorry.
@Bitchslapper316
@Bitchslapper316 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but NASA DID cancel it. It wasn't a hypothetical design build, a proof of concept or a bid. The design was already approved, the probe was already being built and the mission was already planned.
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
Mustang's sucks
@esaedvik
@esaedvik 2 жыл бұрын
@@BirdOfHermes83 That's the point of the story.
@masamune2984
@masamune2984 2 жыл бұрын
No no. People know EXACTLY how much goes into even the smallest of space missions. That’s why people are so impressed by them. It isn’t some secret hardship.
@MatthewOfLondon
@MatthewOfLondon 2 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, I was born in the early 1970's. From an early age I could name the whole solar system in order, and knew the difference between an astronaut and a cosmonaut. I could tell astounded adults all the different space programmes, and I'd never heard of Ceres until about five years ago. 😢
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
👏
@DanyullEdween
@DanyullEdween 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want a gold star?
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanyullEdween Everyone does! 😉
@bm5448
@bm5448 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanyullEdween why does some low ego fuck always have to come in and shit all over someone else's passion? OP, I also grew up obsessed with space and hadnt heard of Ceres until the start of the Dawn mission. After being demoted from planet status it was largely viewed as a non factor, prior to the adoption of dwarf planets as a class
@michaelsutliff6817
@michaelsutliff6817 2 жыл бұрын
I guess a swing and miss. It happens. Carry on.
@aceundead4750
@aceundead4750 2 жыл бұрын
I still think the Galileo Project lead by Harvard professor Avi Loeb would make an amazing Megaprojects video
@isaacclark9825
@isaacclark9825 2 жыл бұрын
Pluto is occasionally this side of Neptune. The end of the last period where Pluto was inside the orbit of Neptune occurred in 1979.
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772 2 жыл бұрын
Good point! 👍
@fomalhauto
@fomalhauto 2 жыл бұрын
Plutinos in general
@carultch
@carultch 2 жыл бұрын
We had to say our planet mnemonic out of order, when learning the planets in 1st grade, because Pluto came before Neptune at the time.
@mt_baldwin
@mt_baldwin 2 жыл бұрын
"In 2015 DAWN reached Ceres..." hey I remember that ..."If you're a big enough nerd you'll remember this." Oh.
@zapfanzapfan
@zapfanzapfan 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with being a nerd. The PI of that mission is a proper nerd!
@Feszy_
@Feszy_ 2 жыл бұрын
"There's evidence for this abundance of H2O too" not ""There's evidence for this abundance of H2O2" which made my ears perk up because that would be crazy
@tacotown4598
@tacotown4598 2 жыл бұрын
in my opinion, ceres is a case study in how wondrous the worlds beyond our own really are. that what was once considered an asteroid is one of the greatest hopes for life
@foreverjune8
@foreverjune8 Жыл бұрын
*Before this video* "Da hell is Ceres?" *After this video* "Ceres lez gooo!"
@thomasmatthews8873
@thomasmatthews8873 Жыл бұрын
Send Samus to ensure Metroid ain't there.
@mortified776
@mortified776 2 жыл бұрын
Considering I've long known both facts, I can't believe it's only just hit me: The discoverer of Uranus also gave as[s]teroids their name! The only thing that kinda ruins it of course is that Herschel actually wanted to call it George, after his patron George IV. (Hey, the guy knew which side his bread was buttered on!) The name that gained currency in the literature and eventually stuck came from a pair of Germans who had no idea what it sounded like in English.
@King_Cova
@King_Cova 2 жыл бұрын
1. The name stuck as the rest of the planets are named after the Roman pantheon. 2. The German word for anus is also Anus. 3. I don't think you understand how close languages German and English are, considering English is s Germanic language.
@ilarious5729
@ilarious5729 2 жыл бұрын
@@King_Cova but your is Dein in German, so Uranus isn't quite the same in English and German no matter how closely the languages are related. It's not that it ends in anus, but that it sounds like your anus.
@almostideal1306
@almostideal1306 2 жыл бұрын
@@King_Cova It's always annoyed me because it's the only planet with a Greek name, it should be called Caelus.
@King_Cova
@King_Cova 2 жыл бұрын
@@almostideal1306 Don't really know why it would annoy you, the Romans are of Greek decent, had Latin names for their gods, eventually came back across Greece and realised their pantheon of Gods were exactly the same only with different names.
@mortified776
@mortified776 2 жыл бұрын
@@King_Cova I am aware English and German share a common root, though English has more in common with Dutch and even more with Frisian, at least before the Norse got to it and messed up the grammar.
@alexisjordan9055
@alexisjordan9055 2 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me we have Space Force when we could’ve revived the name Celestial Police?! I feel robbed
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
14:50, how many times did you crack up saying that. We need the bloopers!
@Windows035
@Windows035 2 жыл бұрын
That's great and all, but you forgot the most important fact. That Ceres was once covered in ice, enough water for a thousand generations; until Earth and Mars stripped it away for themselves. This station became the most vital port in the Belt. But the immense wealth and resources that flow through our gates were never meant for us. Belters work the docks, loading and unloading precious cargo. We fix the pipes and filters that keep this rock living and breathing. We Belters toil and suffer, without hope and without end - and for what? One day, Mars will use its might to wrest control of Ceres from Earth, and Earth will go to war to take it back. It's all the same to us. No matter who controls Ceres, our home, to them, we will always be slaves. That's all we are to the Earthers and Dusters. They built their solar system on our backs, spilled the blood of a million of our brothers; but in their eyes, we're not even human anymore. So, the next time you look in the mirror, say the word: Slave.
@DesertFernweh
@DesertFernweh 2 жыл бұрын
Viva Beltalada, ke! OPA! OPA!
@dmitrirudder4878
@dmitrirudder4878 Жыл бұрын
You are obligated to be in the protectorate of the mage King of Mars.
@Grishrak
@Grishrak 2 жыл бұрын
Pluto is still a planet to me. I grew up with it being a planet so it’s staying a planet.
@loqkLoqkson
@loqkLoqkson 2 жыл бұрын
I am so pleased I keep a set of anaglyph glasses next to my desk for cases like this.
@IronHulkTriathlon
@IronHulkTriathlon 2 жыл бұрын
i like the slower narration! I can finally keep up with your brilliance!
@charlesachurch7265
@charlesachurch7265 2 жыл бұрын
Fascinating presentation thanks xxx.
@roosjen
@roosjen 2 жыл бұрын
Not what I had in mind when I heard you say “Space-Wales”. Awesome pun!
@Anglomachian
@Anglomachian 2 жыл бұрын
“If space Wales can be a planet, then clearly the term has lost all meaning.” Thank the gods for Wales. The last entity it’s still PC to make fun of.
@ellsworth1956
@ellsworth1956 Жыл бұрын
If someone would want to mine the riches of the asteroid belt Ceres would make a great base of operations.
@Blackmage4001
@Blackmage4001 2 жыл бұрын
There are no laws on Ceres, only cops.
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
@PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 жыл бұрын
“See you soon. Welwala”
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 2 жыл бұрын
Sniffed out Uranus? That line had to be on purpose!
@shlomster6256
@shlomster6256 2 жыл бұрын
Excellently written (and, of course, read, Simon!)
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
Scientific Watch-Suggests cause the Learning never Ends: Want such?
@germanesparza1298
@germanesparza1298 2 жыл бұрын
sniff out uranus... really? 14:51 hahahahahahaha we are still such kids.
@docyagamikiko
@docyagamikiko 2 жыл бұрын
"William Herschel the man who first sniffed out Uranus.." 14:48 Im dead! 🤣🤣🤣
@vidarCRC
@vidarCRC 2 жыл бұрын
“No laws in Ceres. Just cops.”
@RolandDenzel
@RolandDenzel 2 жыл бұрын
Sniffed out uranus. How you keep a straight face I don't know.
@matthewfoster3780
@matthewfoster3780 2 жыл бұрын
“Sniffed out Uranus” Bravo Simon
@Dank-gb6jn
@Dank-gb6jn 2 жыл бұрын
Humbly requesting George Carlin. A comedian and satirist who oftentimes hit the nail more than just on the head; and whose bits were infinitely more than just satire. The guy was a comedian, satirist, begrudged philosopher, and even the narrative voice of Thomas the Train.
@insertgenericusernamehere2402
@insertgenericusernamehere2402 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting how they picked some of the most wild minds for a show like that. You had carlin, we had Ringo Starr.
@gregoryturner9530
@gregoryturner9530 2 жыл бұрын
I second this motion!
@Khalrua
@Khalrua 2 жыл бұрын
Geography of George Carlin! I love it!
@lyngruen8607
@lyngruen8607 2 жыл бұрын
THEY are in a club AND YOU AIN'T IN IT!! 😂👍TRUTH!!
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын
@@lyngruen8607 Yah but they tell me my hate is justified and that they hate the same people as me so i have to vote for them.
@ygts
@ygts Жыл бұрын
"the man who'd first sniffed out uranus" Script writer probably had quite some fun with that
@cmdrjesterdajuggla
@cmdrjesterdajuggla 2 жыл бұрын
Woohoo some lunch time learning
@jimboAndersenReviews
@jimboAndersenReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I highly applaud, that this channel calls Ceres a dwarf planet, and not an asteroid; asteroid means "star like".
@tonystewart9105
@tonystewart9105 2 жыл бұрын
"Sniffed out Uranus?" 🤣🤣🤣
@jasongarcia2140
@jasongarcia2140 Ай бұрын
It's good when people can be so indulgent with their own speech patterns. It actually makes me feel like I could talk like pismon someday
@alexhurst3986
@alexhurst3986 2 жыл бұрын
I love the astronomy episodes. I would not complain about more.
@brianschneider39bs
@brianschneider39bs 2 жыл бұрын
"The first person to sniff out Uranus"
@EAcapuccino
@EAcapuccino 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂 Never ceases to be a source of amusement.. Until the cartoon Futurama came along in 1999 and re-named it - Urectum!
@joeyr7294
@joeyr7294 2 жыл бұрын
Sniffed out Uranus...🤔 I always wondered how it was discovered
@helmhamerhand733
@helmhamerhand733 2 жыл бұрын
Yay, i got very enthusiastic when the great term ‘Nightmare Hell Swamp” was uttered. Did i say ‘yay’ already?
@Roguescienceguy
@Roguescienceguy 2 жыл бұрын
I personally like specifying it as a planetoid. Asteroid
@Marc89000
@Marc89000 2 жыл бұрын
Love the narration, keep it up brothers
@knutthompson7879
@knutthompson7879 2 жыл бұрын
"Sniffed out Uranus" Tut tut, Simon.
@cyb3ar897
@cyb3ar897 2 жыл бұрын
I'm loving all The Expanse references in the comments
@night7204
@night7204 2 жыл бұрын
This just in: Ceres' status as a planet DESTROYED by facts and logic.
@chrisyanover1777
@chrisyanover1777 2 жыл бұрын
Wow Simon, you are a busy busy boy. We got a Geographics, Biographics, Megaprojects, Today I found out, Top Tenz, and Brain Blaze all in one day! Simon are you taking steroids or some sort of performance enhancer? Because you are content beast!
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772 2 жыл бұрын
And when the police (celestial or otherwise) come ‘round to get comments from us we can all say, “but he always seemed like such a nice, friendly guy.”
@jacquelinemanton553
@jacquelinemanton553 2 жыл бұрын
Awhhh fact/tangent boy!!!!! You’ve done me a solid here. Uploading a load of stuff now!! I’m stuck in bed the the rona!!! Thank you!!!!
@jimmyzbike
@jimmyzbike 2 жыл бұрын
Stellar video Simon
@igotboredthinking
@igotboredthinking 2 жыл бұрын
Such a small title oh my god
@rh2097
@rh2097 2 жыл бұрын
Ceresely
@who9387
@who9387 2 жыл бұрын
"the man who first sniffed out Uranus" brilliant
@followerofjakoblorber8968
@followerofjakoblorber8968 Жыл бұрын
Very long time ago there was another planet in our solar system between Mars and Jupiter on which (giant) humans lived. They too invented nuclear power, but in a war they misused that nuclear power and the planet was destroyed. Only the four moons of that planet survived the destruction. Ceres is one of those four moons. The asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter is the visible remaining part of that destruction. The name of that planet was Mallona, Mallona means 'broken planet'. To the old Greeks Mallona was known as Phaeton. You can find more information about that in the books of Jakob Lorber (1800 - 1864) and Leopold Engel (1858 -1931).
@scocon8658
@scocon8658 2 жыл бұрын
Land a probe on this dwarf planet: The First in a Ceres?
@RyllenKriel
@RyllenKriel 2 жыл бұрын
It would of been quite wild to have satellite footage of a low g dwarf planet water world like Ceres during a more active fluid phase in it's history.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
your voice is soporific. i am so thankful.
@ethanteige
@ethanteige 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaaah man I love these space videos so much
@winning71able
@winning71able 2 жыл бұрын
Occator Crater sounds like a delicious Chili's dessert
@goldenageflash5924
@goldenageflash5924 2 жыл бұрын
Educational and Entertaining video Thanks for uploading
@MaesterTori
@MaesterTori 9 ай бұрын
"While it may be tiny, Ceres is far from boring" Bro could've been describing me
@SpiffingNZ
@SpiffingNZ Жыл бұрын
The irony of Simon, a completely bald man being sponsored by a hair restoration product is not lost on me.
@archgeneral509
@archgeneral509 2 жыл бұрын
Recently heard someone describing the ice volcanoes and they sound horrifying. Space is wild.
@ScaryAppul-114
@ScaryAppul-114 2 жыл бұрын
How are they horrifying
@archgeneral509
@archgeneral509 2 жыл бұрын
@@ScaryAppul-114 I believe it was Natalie Starkey, she was talking about how the briney solution combined with the extreme temperatures created more of a semifrozen sludge. I suppose some of my own irrational fear makes me view them as horrifying, but drowning in ice lava sounds incredibly unappealing to me.
@nuru666
@nuru666 2 жыл бұрын
@@archgeneral509 Yea they basically spew extremely salty slush and chunks of ice, so they're not friendly. Interestingly enough, a feature many larger lakes here on Earth that freeze up share with cryo-volcanism is they can form their own little "ice volcano's". Basically ice breaks up, gets pushed up into huge piles on shore and then if the water gets rough it can sometimes surge up through the cracks in the ice and spew out like a volcano.
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